00:58I'm not sure what you're doing.
00:59Sunday Drive.
01:13Oh, yeah!
01:23Hey, buddy. You want to race?
01:25I don't see a downside.
01:29Ah!
01:37Overboarding isn't as much fun as I remember.
01:46Driver, please stop the bus. I'll be getting off here.
02:01Oh, no! Stayed by dress. Now no one will dance with me at the ice cream social.
02:11Sonic, got a crisis here. Trying to make a baked Alaska, but I'm all out of eggs.
02:15Don't worry, Ames. I'm on it. Sorry, Tails. Gotta go.
02:28I can live with that.
02:40Sorry, Egghead. It was an accident. If it'll make you feel better, you can splash mud on me.
02:48Now we're even.
02:49Oh, yeah!
02:50Where?!
03:43He covered me with mud, why are you booing me?
03:49Who knew all those years of being a total dill weed would rub people the wrong way?
03:55If I want to win the hearts and minds of the people, I need to change my image.
03:59But how?
04:00I can't believe it's finally here!
04:04Shut up and take my money!
04:06I assure you there are enough copies of the new Tommy Thunder video game to go around.
04:11Don't listen to him! They're in limited supply!
04:13Push and shove! Elbows out!
04:18These mouth breathers are really going gaga for your merch.
04:21I'm telling you, Eggie, since he put out this video game, Tommy's image has never been hotter.
04:27I bet a video game will improve my image too!
04:31Imagine that, Eggman in a video game.
04:37Hot new game just released today!
04:41Finally, a video game starring a pudgy guy with a mustache.
04:44Can I get a new controller, please?
04:47Hey, Goober! Don't you want to see the newest, coolest video game ever?
04:51Super Plumber Brothers?
04:52No.
04:54Mortal Bloodsport 7?
04:55No!
04:57Comedy Chips Combat Golf?
04:59No!
05:00Stash Smash!
05:01It's a side-scrolling strategy platformer full of twist turns and egg puns!
05:05To beat it, you need to collect all seven views!
05:09Why?
05:10It's so old-fashioned!
05:11Where are the cool graphics?
05:12The boss battles?
05:13The gratuitous violence?
05:15Besides, everyone knows all the best games use motion capture.
05:19You're living in the past, man.
05:31I planted spy bots everywhere!
05:34Once Team Sonic arrives, I'll record their movements using my patented yoke capture technology for my new state-of-the
05:40-art Super Stash Smash!
05:43Here they come now!
06:14of the banner prom points and APPLAUSE
06:15Ah!
06:19faster
06:20Ha ha ha
06:24Ha ha
06:26...
06:28那ably
06:29He skulls
06:38Incompanish
06:39a
06:40Ed
06:40NASA
06:40B
06:43Oh, this is great. These are going to be the sickest boss battles ever. Now, time for the star of
06:50the game.
07:08Do we even retaliate? Or has he humiliated himself enough already?
07:13I guess I could spin attack him over the horizon, but I'd kind of feel bad about it. Eh, whatever.
07:23I've got all I need of Team Sonic, but somehow my sweet moves don't look as cool as I'd hoped.
07:28Maybe it's because you're getting your butt kicked.
07:31No, no, that's not it.
07:32Might I suggest motion-capturing a foe who could actually defeat Sonic, then just digitally replace their image with yours?
07:39What a brilliant idea! Glad I thought of it.
07:42That's why you're the boss, sir.
07:44But who do I know that stands a chance at defeating Sonic the Hedgehog?
08:02Shadow, I have a proposition for you.
08:06Find some other pawn, Eggman. I'll never work with you again. Now get out of my sight.
08:14The only way we're gonna get Shadow for my plan is if he thinks Sonic's been talking mad trash about
08:21him.
08:22Hey, Sonic! What do you think of Shadow the Hedgehog? I mean, ew, right?
08:27What a random question. Why are you asking me about him? I haven't seen him in weeks.
08:32Oh, just curious. Hey, bet you'd love to beat him up, huh?
08:36Beat him up? Nah, never thought about it. I mean, that battle last time was a bit of a whirlwind,
08:40but he is a tough customer.
08:42Yeah, but, uh, how about his shoes? Aren't they weird looking?
08:46Eh, I could take them or leave them. Where are you getting these questions anyway? Just pulling them out of
08:50a bag? I'm out of here.
08:51Huh?
08:57Oh, Shadow!
09:01You again?
09:02Just wanted to let you know I ran into our old pal Sonic today, and he did not have the
09:07nicest things to say about you.
09:09Shadow? He is weak. That wind bag could never beat me. What a weak, weak, weak wind bag he is.
09:19This aggression shall not stand. Sonic and his friends shall pay. Time to take out the trash.
09:25Already on it. Then you'll go beat up Team Sonic, right?
09:32Here's a good one. A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, hey, no animals in here!
09:42Knuckles, what happened?
09:43If I had to guess, I'd say I was knocked into a wall.
09:48Correction, pummeled into a wall.
09:52Shadow, what are you doing here?
09:54Fox hunting.
10:03I'm gonna need a three camera setup, and a fourth giving me an overhead view. Move, move, move!
10:10Good thing I took that Shadow Boxing class.
10:24Don't worry, Knuckles, I got him!
10:37Oh man, my video game's gonna be so epic!
10:41That was almost too easy.
10:44Well, it ain't over yet!
10:47Eat hammer, punk!
10:49Huh?
11:05That all you got?
11:06We're just getting started.
11:08Ooh, that'll make for some great cutscene dialogue.
11:21Sonic!
11:22Help!
11:30About time you showed up, Slowpoke.
11:33Shadow, what have you done?
11:36Aah!ayanians!
11:42Say goodnight,
11:45blueboy! Alright, now and
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