00:21Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
00:25Woohoo!
00:27Brain freeze! Ow, ow, ow, ow! What did I do to deserve this?
00:31You guys, I got big news!
00:33You're getting married?
00:34What? No! Our band has been asked to play a concert on the other side of the island!
00:39Woohoo!
00:40Just one question. We're in a band.
00:42Dutitude, remember? We saved the women of the village from becoming mind-controlled zombies?
00:47We ended Justin Beaver's musical career?
00:51There were crackers in the green room.
00:53Oh yeah!
00:53Right!
00:54But how are we gonna get our gear to the concert?
00:56The Dude-mobile!
00:59Road trip!
01:00Have fun on your trip, guys! Don't do anything I wouldn't do!
01:04I thought you said to have fun.
01:13Since we'll be in this car for the next 15 hours, let's make some productive use of our time.
01:22Dutitude's back, y'all! We ain't whack, y'all! We want you to hear us way up at the back
01:26wall!
01:26Shake off your hands and raise your feet! Cause Dutitude's dropping his fat feet!
01:30We bring the rhythm, the funk! Got a drum set in the trunk! A team of furry critters with swag,
01:34panache, spunk!
01:35A gutter full of chili dogs! The band's at Overdrive! You haven't seen a real band till you've seen us
01:39live!
01:41We are gonna own this concert! Nothing can stop us now!
01:45I need to stop now.
01:50According to this pamphlet, our route passes right by the famous water tower shaped like a ketchup bottle!
01:55Famous? I never heard of it.
01:56It was prominently featured in a deleted scene from Mutant Commando 3.
02:00Fine, we can make one stop!
02:34Welcome, folks, to the home of the world's largest non-rockin' chair.
02:40Oh, can I sit in it?
02:41Oh, heavens no. This chair's for I-sittin' only.
02:45Ugh.
02:48Amy, please tell me you're having as miserable a time as I am.
02:51Actually, Styx and I are having a relaxing spa weekend.
02:54But come on. I'm sure your trip isn't that bad.
02:57Now, over here is the official letter from the Book of Records asking me to stop contacting them.
03:03I stand corrected.
03:04Well, have fun on your vacation. Take lots of pictures.
03:07No pictures!
03:08Ugh.
03:09Look what I just bought at the gift shop!
03:11A scaled-down replica of the world's largest non-rockin' chair!
03:25Ugh.
03:31Ugh.
03:31Ugh. I can't take it anymore. Tails, give me the wheel!
03:34Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
03:35Look at him! No!
03:36Look at him!
03:36Oh!
03:40We are going straight through to that concert!
03:42No more breaks, no more tourist traps, no more stops!
03:46Oooooooo!
03:50Eh, what's the haps, officer?
03:52You boys look to be a long ways from home.
03:55We are! Our band's got a gig on the other side of the island!
03:59Yeah, we're tutetude. Maybe you've heard of us?
04:01I don't listen to the rock and roll.
04:04And we don't take kindly to troublemakers around these parts.
04:07Especially not some blue-headed delinquent.
04:10You tell him, officer!
04:12Ugh. Troublemaker? Delinquent?
04:14But I'm Sonic the Hedgehog! I'm the quintessential hero type!
04:20I'll be keeping my eye on you three.
04:24Ugh. Not another speeding ticket.
04:26I'll fight it in court, but I don't think they're gonna accept gotta go fast as a medical condition.
04:30Knuckles, you take the wheel for a bit.
04:41Which way do I go?
04:43Come on, universe. Give me a sign.
04:48Message received.
05:01Whoa! Where are we?
05:04Uh!
05:08Fuck.
05:12Knuckles? What is this, uh, fine gentleman doing in our van?
05:15You guys were asleep, and I needed company.
05:17Thankfully, this drifter looked like he needed company, too.
05:21So... uh, Guy? What are you doing out in these parts?
05:25Ugh, biting my time.
05:29We interrupt our regularly scheduled broadcast of silence for this important announcement.
05:33A maniac, the notorious bike chain bandit, is on the loose.
05:37Motorists should be on the lookout for a large, snaggletoothed opossum wearing a trench coat and carrying a duffel full
05:43of bicycle chains.
05:44Uh, guys? Can we have a team meeting?
05:46It's not about you. It's about a totally different sociopath in the backseat of a completely different van.
05:51That's a relief. I thought for sure this guy was the maniac.
05:59Sonic! Sonic! You were wrong! He is the maniac! Get him off me!
06:06Knuckles, move over! I'm driving!
06:10What? Are you pulling over?
06:12Safety first, Sonic!
06:38Oh, thank goodness. Officer, back there! The bike chain bandit!
06:46I knew you punks were up to no good.
06:49No, no, no, no! You don't understand! I'm Sonic the Hedgehog!
06:52Sonic the Hedgehog.
06:54You're under arrest.
06:59Get one phone call. Make it a good'un.
07:07Amy, no time to explain. Tails, Knuckles, and I are in jail. We need you to bail us out!
07:16Sonic, I am really not in the mood for your practical jokes right now!
07:20Six and I got our hands full! We'll talk later.
07:23Looks like you boys just won an overnight stay at the Grey Bar Hotel.
07:30Oh, good. I thought we were gonna spend the night in jail.
07:38Well, lookie what we got here. If it isn't Dream Boat Express, big fan!
07:44Nowadays we go by...
07:46Yep, that's us. Dream Boat Express.
07:48Can't believe they locked you guys up too. The 5-0's been pointing fingers at everybody thanks to the bike
07:53chain bandit.
07:54Soon as they heard about my fledgling chain wallet business, forget about it.
07:59That's horrible! Chain wallets haven't been cool for 15 years.
08:02We know what the bandit looks like. We could catch him and clear our names if we could get out
08:06of here.
08:07If you're half as good at stopping bad guys as you are at singing innocuous, non-threatening music, then I'll
08:12help you bust out!
08:13Great. You created distraction. Now all we need is some kind of inconspicuous, yet surprisingly powerful magnet.
08:19I have this industrial micro-magnet that I keep hidden on my person at all times.
08:23That'll have to do.
08:26Soup's on, inmates. I can't eat that. I demand a vegetarian meal with, uh, what do you call those things?
08:34Vegetables!
08:44Hey, get back here, slime balls!
09:11Don't you try to hide from your past, cause Sonic and crew are hard on your tail, and we're closing
09:18in fast.
09:19Here he is!
09:20Don't you try to hide from your tail, and we're closing in fast!
09:39He's getting away!
09:40I got this!
09:42Now we're catching up to you, and Sonic and crew are hard on your tail, and we're closing in fast!
09:46Now we're catching up to you, and rock and roll is how we do, and rock and roll is how
09:48we do, and we're going to do it!
09:52We're going to do it!
09:55Don't you try to hide from your past, cause Sonic and crew are hard on your tail, and we're closing
10:02in fast!
10:16Don't you try to hide from your tail, and we're closing in fast!
10:25Don't you try to hide from your tail, and you're going to do it, and you're going to do it,
10:31and you're going to be so close!
10:33Yeah! You got to go through!
10:36Yeah!
10:41Glad you like chains, because you'll be wearing them for the next 15 to 20.
10:48I was wrong about you three. You're not just some low-life hooligans.
10:52You're law-abiding hooligans, and you're free to go.
10:56Step on it, Tails! Maybe we can still make it in time for...
11:02Uh, did we miss the concert?
11:04No, you're an entire month early.
11:06Heh heh. I guess I was so excited about the concert, I didn't pay attention to the date.
11:12On the plus side, the site of the world's oldest rock is only two hours from here!
11:17Rrrrgh! I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm coming!
11:19You're so fast!
11:29Music
11:32Music
11:34Music
11:36Pha key
11:38Email
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