00:21One chili dog. I eat chili dogs now. Seems cool and edgy. I'm thinking of making it my thing.
00:27Here, this is probably close to what you ordered.
00:31You know what? I don't want a chili dog anymore. Now I just want to burn this place to the
00:35ground. Robots, attack!
00:37Not so fast, Egghead. We're not gonna let you destroy Meburger.
00:41Fine. I've got an even better plan to get decent service. First, I'd like to say it's an honor to
00:46meet the man who owns Meburger. Your institution is responsible for more evil than I could ever dream of.
00:52Uh, thank you? But there's still room for improvement. Orbi, slideshow! This is an artist's rendering of the current inefficient
01:01Meburger. Now, here's my proposal. A team of efficient robotic employees. A shiny new Meburger. And a place where you
01:12get what you actually ordered.
01:14I love it. I'm very suggestible.
01:31These machines will never be able to replicate the customer service experience that only comes from a real live employee.
01:38Can I get some ketchup?
01:39Get it yourself. I'm on my break.
01:43Your business is very valuable to us, pink customer.
01:47Come on! At least give me a chance to show you that I'm better than a bunch of robots. We
01:51could have a contest.
01:53Okay. But if you lose, you're fired!
01:57This is Soar the Eagle, broadcasting live from Village Center, where local flunky Dave the Intern is about to challenge
02:04a series of robots in a fast food throwdown.
02:07Clearly, it's a slow news day. The first event, burger flipping.
02:20Ouch. Uh, I mean, round one goes to the machines. With a final tally of Dave 17, machine 135. Next
02:28up, the Stop and Mop.
02:33Bustard. Easy.
02:36Mysterious orange chunky goo. Piece of cake. Piece of cake. That one's a toffee.
02:51Well, he earned that one.
02:54And now for the final event, the drive-through speaker translation.
02:58This one's worth more points than all the other events combined.
03:02That's to create false dramatic tension. Otherwise, this competition would be over already.
03:08Two double Medburgers and an order of humdrum rings.
03:18Uh, one...
03:19And Dave goes down. A devastating blow to humanity.
03:24But at least they'll finally get my order right at Medburger.
03:26Dave, it's difficult for me to say this, but...
03:30You're fired!
03:31Actually, that wasn't so hard at all. In fact, I kind of liked it.
03:35In celebration of my new good mood, I hereby announce a party tomorrow.
03:42Enjoy your tin death, chefs. I'm off to the woods for something safe to eat, like unidentified plants, berries and
03:48mushrooms.
03:49Gentlemen, today I was fired from my part-time minimum wage job.
03:54This is an outrage. Your boss shouldn't judge you based simply on how ineffective you are at work.
03:59Tomorrow, Medburger's going to have a big party and the lightning bolts are gonna crash it.
04:06This is what's gonna go down.
04:08Thank you all for coming to the grand reopening of Medburger.
04:12In celebration, all cheeseburgers today are free!
04:20Oh, cheese? But I'm lactose intolerant. I also hate Gogobas.
04:27Once our operative gives the thumbs up, we move in.
04:31Blue Intel! Free cheeseburgers!
04:33Abort mission! Abort mission!
04:42To the new Medburger, where you get what you actually ordered!
04:47Not something completely wrong, served by a lackadaisical staff of slugs who don't give a rat's patootie.
04:52In fact, odds are, they serve you some rat's patootie!
04:55Our lawyers have assured me the percentage of rat's patootie in these burgers is well within the legal limit.
05:00But we can forget those dark old days.
05:03Well, you can. Not me. Eggman never forgets.
05:07So I'm going to exact my revenge on this so-called restaurant and all of its customers!
05:17I'll break us out.
05:26Forcefield goes underneath, too.
05:39Forcefield goes underneath, too.
05:54We're done!
05:55Not necessarily. There's still somebody outside the Forcefield we can call for help!
06:00Hi. This is Styx. I'm in the woods right now. If this is a threat or conspiracy, press one.
06:06Styx, you don't have an answering machine.
06:08Cause I hate machines!
06:10You were right about the robots. We're all trapped in Medburger!
06:18You're doing an I-told-you-so dance, aren't you?
06:20Maybe.
06:21I need you to get over to my workshop right away!
06:27Six. Listen carefully. I need you to bring me some stuff.
06:30A transducer and a beam concentration nozzle. The big one, not the small one.
06:33Okay. Transfluzo plug-in-bench. Yeah! I got it!
06:37A voltage bridge? A welding laser?
06:42You can't keep us in here forever, Egghead!
06:45I know! That's why I'm launching you into outer space!
06:49What?!
06:54Huzzah!
07:00Styx here. Quick question. Where's Medburger?
07:03Right above you!
07:08This is no good! The key to a successful restaurant is location, location, location!
07:13Looks like you'll have to take out the force field from mid-air!
07:16You can borrow my plane, but you'll need a co-pilot.
07:18Is there anyone left in town who can fly it?
07:21Why should I help save lame-o Medburger?
07:24You and I have one thing in common.
07:26Unless you also believe the government randomly changes the spelling of words
07:29and then replaces all of our dictionaries while we sleep!
07:33We both aid robots, right?
07:35Of course I do! They took my job!
07:47Keep your mitts on the wheel!
07:49Don't tell me what to do!
07:51You're not my mom's boyfriend!
07:57Feels pretty sweet defeating Dave the Intern, Medburger, and Sonic
08:01in one fell swoop!
08:02And as an extra bonus, I don't have to wait in lines anymore!
08:05I wonder if these come in husky?
08:08Why is there never anyone to help when you need it?
08:10Hello?
08:19First thing you need to do is slow our ascent before we get to the vacuum of space!
08:24You'll have to disarm a couple of the thrusters!
08:27Dave! We need to get closer!
08:29Oh, that's really very nice of you, but I'm kind of a loner.
08:33Oh, you mean the plane!
08:35Right!
08:42Hey!
08:48It's working!
08:55With half the thrusters gone, the rest are struggling against the weight!
08:59They're gonna seize!
09:00We've gotta disable the sport field, and back!
09:03Time to even out my tan without fear of scrutiny!
09:12Everybody grab a tablecloth! You can use them as parachutes!
09:17Can I get another one? This one is a mustard sting!
09:22Mine has a hole in it!
09:24I'm gonna need you to make an electromagnetic pulse to jam the force field's current!
09:28I don't know what any of that means!
09:30You can do it, Styx!
09:32You'll need a power supply!
09:33Find something that looks like a big battery with three squiggly wires coming out of it!
09:42Okay! Got the battery!
09:44Now, find a beam concentration knob!
09:46It's like a small rubber traffic cone with a clip on the end!
09:49You're gonna attach that to the loose wire and press the big red button!
09:56Nice going, Styx!
10:09Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive!
10:14We're starting to get a little close to the ground here!
10:25That sound is never good!
10:29Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive!
10:50Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive!
10:50Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive!
10:50Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive
10:56It's pretty nice of Mr. Slate to promote Dave the intern to Dave the manager.
10:59Well, he deserved it for helping you save the whole town.
11:02Kind of a meaningless title, though.
11:04He doesn't have any employees to manage.
11:06Actually, I took care of that.
11:07I salvaged one of the robots and reprogrammed it.
11:14This is a salad!
11:15I ordered a chili dog!
11:17I'm on my break.
11:34I'm on my break.
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