00:20Behold! My Egg's Boson Super Configurator!
00:23I've accomplished what no other scientist has ever done!
00:27Proof climate change is real?
00:28Build a machine that creates a miniature black hole!
00:31And makes broccoli taste like applesauce!
00:34What are you going to do with it?
00:35I'm gonna start eating my broccoli!
00:37And simultaneously prove once and for all that I'm the greatest scientist who ever lived!
00:47Nicely done, sir!
00:50Depth perception is for losers!
00:53And now to present my brilliant invention to the scientific community and be honored by my peers!
01:01Waited till the last minute, huh?
01:03There's no way I can lose!
01:05I mean, sure, it's a nice rock, but I think I have the edge here!
01:08Hi! I'm Beth the Shrew! And I made this all by myself, I betcha!
01:14Ah, the solar system! It's so much less cluttered since they tossed that dwarf planet!
01:18Except there's no such thing as other planets! They're just holograms projected by aliens!
01:22If there are no planets, then where do the aliens come from, mister?
01:29You see, particle theory is different from string theory, so my device would-
01:34Whoa! A potato clock!
01:36What makes it a potato clock?
01:38You wind it up when you go to bed, and it wakes you up potato clock!
01:50Welcome to the Village Science Fair Awards!
01:53Did you see Lady Walrus on the red carpet?
01:55She's had that dress so long, it's been in style three times!
01:58Ha!
02:02Nothing, huh? Fine!
02:04The award for best science fair project goes to...
02:07Beth the Shrew and her solar system diorama!
02:12And of course, everyone gets a participation trophy!
02:16Because if at first you don't succeed, you've actually succeeded!
02:21Hey! Where's my trophy?
02:22You were disqualified!
02:24You exceeded the height limit for a children's competition!
02:29You also win a week of observing our village's top scientist!
02:34Expert Science Judge Tails!
02:38I know what'll cheer you up!
02:40Let's see what net meal toy you got!
02:43Councilman McMahon?!
02:45What nitwit thought kids would find a bean county bureaucrat character interesting?
02:50My son picked that rock out all by himself!
02:55Look how she's gushing over him!
02:57It's just a silly rock!
02:59I wish I had someone to give me unconditional love like that!
03:03Not you!
03:04But maybe a robot is the answer!
03:06Uploading recipe file, including happy face pancakes, basic first aid instructions, lullabies,
03:12all bedtime stories were evil triumphs...
03:15Add to database!
03:16Don't play ball in the house!
03:18No more screen time!
03:19And, if you keep making that face, it'll get stuck that way!
03:24My new robot will praise even my lamest accomplishments!
03:28Hello!
03:30My boy!
03:32Bombot!
03:33Say mister, you know all about science, I betcha!
03:37Well, I have been working on some pretty awesome inventions!
03:42Introducing, the Hover Cycle!
03:55Science is so interesting!
04:00What would you like to do next, sweetie?
04:02Pick out your clothes for tomorrow?
04:04Or go get ice cream?
04:06Oh! Ice cream! Ice cream!
04:08Then can we go to the movies? Or the mall?
04:10Or have high tea at the fuzzy puppy store?
04:12Maybe we should just have a mom-tage!
04:39My boy!
04:46Ooh, here comes the egg-mobile!
04:50I love you, Mom-bot!
04:53Mom-bot made this for me!
04:54With wool!
04:55And with love!
04:56One of which I may be allergic to!
04:58Now, I'm off to defeat Sonic and make Mom-bot proud!
05:01Don't forget your lunch, pumpkin!
05:04And don't trade your raisins for candy!
05:07Yes, Mom-bot!
05:08I'll be home after I obliterate Sonic!
05:11Through the microscope, common objects are super cool or totally disgusting!
05:17I have to go battle Eggman!
05:19You better stay here where it's completely safe!
05:22On second thought, come with me!
05:28I have to go battle Eggman!
05:35I have to go battle!
05:36Do you wanna sleep, Beth?
05:38I have to come!
05:40I have to go battle Eggman!
05:41Oh, I have to go battle!
05:41Will you keep an eye on Beth?
05:43I know you're good with children!
05:46Well, well, well.
05:47If it isn't the queen of the science fair.
06:00That didn't turn out very well.
06:02But Mombot's programmed to love me unconditionally.
06:05So long, losers!
06:09Let's go, Beth. I can show you this water displacement experiment.
06:14You must be the strongest guy on the island, I bet you.
06:17How'd you get so strong, mister?
06:19Upper body workouts. Exclusively.
06:26Mombot, I just suffered a humiliating defeat at the hands of that pesky blue rodent.
06:32Oh, my poor baby. Maybe villainy isn't for you.
06:36You're good with tinkering. Maybe you can take a course in air conditioner repair.
06:40But I'm a supervillain. That's very similar to an air conditioner repairman.
06:44You should be proud of me.
06:46I'd be proud if you were a doctor.
06:48I am a doctor!
06:50I meant a real doctor.
06:54You'll see.
06:56Once I defeat Sonic...
06:57Again with defeating Sonic?
06:59He seems like a nice boy.
07:01Why can't you two be friends?
07:03Because he's my arch-nemesis.
07:05Adair!
07:07Sonic?
07:07This is Eggman's Mombot.
07:10Mombot? You're embarrassing me!
07:12My baby doesn't have any friends. Can you take him to the movies? I'll pay.
07:18If you keep making that face, it'll get stuck that way.
07:21Someone named Mombot asked me to take Eggman to the movies.
07:25Sounds like a trap.
07:26I know. But how can I say no to her? She knit me this great scarf.
07:30I'm hoping the fans like it more than this one.
07:33Beth was supposed to meet me here.
07:35But she's more interested in watching Knuckles smash things than learning about science.
07:39She's a smart kid.
07:40She won't want to watch someone smash things forever.
07:44I want to watch you smash things forever.
07:47Hey, Beth. I can use this bar to show you how metal conducts electricity.
07:51Or this.
07:53Huh?
07:55Aw.
08:09So, Egghead, did your mommy make any more playdates for you today?
08:13My saintly Mombot wants me to make peace with you, but I'd rather make pieces of you.
08:19Huh?
08:22Oh?
08:28What happened to you?
08:30Sonic beat me up.
08:31Well, I'm just going to have to make peace between you and Sonic myself.
08:36Knuckles and I are going to play a fun game while I teach you about science.
08:40Now, the coconut's velocity...
08:46Holy cow, Knuckles!
08:48You really walloped that thing.
08:50Say, mister.
08:51Just a second, Beth.
08:53See if you can hit it over the trees this time.
08:55Hmm.
08:56Ah!
08:59Ha, ha, ha, ha.
09:07All right.
09:08Breakfast for dinner?
09:10Thank you, Mombot.
09:11What a polite young man.
09:13So, Amy, I don't mean to pry, but you and Sonic are friends?
09:20Or...
09:21Mombot's right.
09:22You know spring chicken.
09:24Ha, ha, ha.
09:25Who let you leave the house dressed like that?
09:27You must get chilly.
09:38I'm going to defeat Sonic in front of Mombot, so she'll see what a great villain I am.
09:43Yeah, conditioning repair.
09:45Well, you know, it is good to have something to fall back on.
09:50I can see your attack, Robots.
09:52You installed eyes in the back of my head.
09:55Now, I spent all day planning this dinner, and you ruined it.
09:58You're my son.
09:59You shouldn't upset me like this.
10:03I created you.
10:05I'm your father.
10:06I'm your son.
10:07Your father.
10:07Your son.
10:08Your father and your son.
10:10Mosquito, now go to your room.
10:17I hope one day your children break your heart like you did mine.
10:25I hit the sky, Fluff.
10:27I'm science.
10:31Headphones pumping subliminal messages from the government.
10:34Really, mister?
10:35They have lots of ways of controlling you.
10:37Fluoride in the tap water, chemtrails, diet soda.
10:42Yeah!
10:43Oh, yeah!
10:50If you can ground me, I can erase you.
10:54Puddin, did you get the email chain letter I forwarded to you?
10:58Mombot, I've been thinking about it, and...
11:03I'm sending you on a cruise around the world.
11:08Whoa!
11:11What son would do that for his mother?
11:14I am so proud.
11:19What?
11:20Does it always have to end on a joke?
11:21I'm doing a joke.
11:22Oh, yeah.
11:24Oh, yeah, yeah.
11:32I don't know.
11:33I'm doing acover.
11:34used to be a computer.
11:37I don't know.
11:37I'm finished6 my own journey, but I am fe disobedient,
11:37You're looking...
11:39I'm going to be subject.
11:39Well, look.
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