00:26You
00:27You dunce can't you do anything right?
00:30I'm doing the best I can brother
00:32You're not my brother. You're my shape-shifting robot doppelganger from another dimension
00:37Like I'd want to be the brother of some pudge factory who can't even defeat a gerbil I
00:46Had the most fail-safe of fail-safiest plans, but this hammerhead still found a way to ruin it
00:51Well next time why don't you shape-shift into a giant rock monster? Oh wait, you can't
01:00That is it! I will not have my two darling boys fighting!
01:05Sorry, Mombot
01:06Now I was saving this for your next victory, but since that's not coming anytime soon
01:12I've got a big surprise for you boys!
01:14Breakfast for dinner?!
01:16You just had dinner!
01:17I bought a timeshare in beautiful downtown Roboken!
01:22I can't wait to visit the Body Wood Walk of Fame! Think we'll see any stars?
01:27I can guarantee it if you don't stop annoying me!
01:31Sounds like Eggman's going on a vacation!
01:33Which means we finally get a break from old Baldy Mcnose hair!
01:37Yeah!
01:38We're right here, you know!
01:48So, what do you guys want to do?
01:51Uh, uh...
01:51That was a rhetorical question. I've already drawn up an itinerary. First up, Nature Walk!
01:59I miss Eggman!
02:00Here we are! Our luxury timeshare!
02:05Well, what do you know? The telemarketer who scammed you into buying a timeshare was loosey-goosey on the details!
02:12Oh, fuck up! We're gonna spend the day sightseeing anyway!
02:19Isn't it great to be able to enjoy the peace and quiet?
02:26Quit fooling around! You're disturbing the serene beauty of this delicate ecosystem!
02:30Leave Knuckles alone! He's not harming anyone!
02:38Great job, Knuckles! You activated one of Eggman's Cold War missiles!
02:43Looks like it's headed for Gogoba Village!
02:48Well, guess we better go save him.
03:03Knuckles, you gotta recalibrate the rudder to change the missile's trajectory!
03:08Bring that thing!
03:16Uh-oh.
03:29Uh-oh!
03:34Uh-oh.
03:48Oh, my God.
04:18I ask for this steak medium-well, not medium-welded.
04:26Look, handcrafted knick-knacks that say I heart Roboken but serve no actual function.
04:30We better get over there before they sell out.
04:34I can't believe I'm stuck here among all these thrill-billies.
04:38On the bright side, at least there's no sonic to trap my-
04:40Hello, Egghead!
04:43Even in the sky, I can't get away from you do-gooders.
04:46Hello, Blyton! Dolts!
04:49It's Miton and Bolts! You've made an orthophonetic error!
04:52Cut to the chase, Nancy! What are you doing in Roboken?
04:55I'm on vacation with my mom-bot!
04:57Probability of Eggman choosing Roboken as vacation destination, 4,693.886 to 1.
05:05Impressive! You calculated that in no seconds flat!
05:08What kind of process are you running in there?
05:10Don't change the subject! We know you're up to no good!
05:13Come on, sweetie! You're missing out on all the nifty fridge magnets!
05:18Heh heh heh heh heh!
05:29Look, Steve, I know we've had our differences.
05:32All brothers do!
05:33Not brothers! Just a human and a shape-shifting robot doppelganger from another dimension!
05:39Listen, I have a deliciously evil scheme, and to pull it off, I'm gonna need your help.
05:48Ah, this vacation is killing me. Next time, can we just hang out on a hammock by the beach?
05:53Oh, relax. We're almost home. Huh?
06:01You gotta be kidding me.
06:17That little lame-o's intellect is off the charts!
06:19If I could snag his intelligence chip and install it in one of my robots, Sonic wouldn't know what hit
06:25him!
06:25Leave it to me, Brotato.
06:27No.
06:30Bolt! There you are, Dudarino!
06:33Dudarino? Are you feeling okay?
06:35Totes okay! Think you can download me some insta-snaps off the bit-tube?
06:40The what now?
06:51Heh heh!
06:52Ooh!
06:53Ooh!
07:04I'll find the coward who did this to ya, and somethin' tells me I know exactly who to blame.
07:11We did it, dude!
07:12No, Steve. You did it, you beautiful abomination, you!
07:17Oh!
07:18Oh, it does a Mombat's heart good to see her boys getting along.
07:27OPEN UP, DIRT PAGS!
07:29OPEN UP, DIRT PAGS!
07:29Well, sure, it's been a grand family vacation, but time to go!
07:32What is going on?
07:33Let's just say I might have rubbed some of the locals the wrong way, and if we don't leave right
07:36now, they're gonna crush us into a homogenous pace.
07:38Come on, we can sneak out the back!
07:39But I have to clean, or I'll lose my deposits!
07:42Would you like to do this?
08:02Oof!
08:05I think I need a vacation from this vacation.
08:10At least we're almost home and can put this nightmare behind us.
08:16Spoke too soon.
08:21Hand over that chip before I give you a mouthful of punch!
08:25You're too late! I already installed a little friend's intelligence chip in my Firebot!
08:30Good luck outsmarting him now!
08:32Firebot's never beaten us before, Egghead. What makes you think-
08:40Doesn't matter how smart you are if you're too slow!
08:50Wow, that thing is smart.
08:51Let's see how he handles a little brute force.
09:14Don't worry, I got this!
09:16Yeah!
09:19Oh!
09:22Ow!
09:32You'll never outsmart me!
09:43My upgraded minions are too crafty for your tired old moves!
09:58Which one has the chip now?
10:00I don't know.
10:01Let's just crush them all!
10:03Shut up!
10:06Look at all of you, fighting and carrying on. It's senseless is what it is!
10:11No, it's kinda my life's work.
10:13Studies have shown that violence begets only more egregious violence, at an annually adjusted rate of 87.154%.
10:21She's got the smart chip!
10:22I say we bumped that senseless violence stat up to an even 88%!
10:32We can stand idly by while you pulverize my minions into shrapnel.
10:36But when you mess with our MomBot, you've gone too far!
10:42Here's your dumb old smart chip.
10:44Family's more important than vengeance.
10:46I guess.
10:50Wow! I feel so rested!
10:53Dude, don't rub it in.
10:57Looks like my plan for a family vacation brought us closer after all!
11:01I'm so proud of my boys!
11:03MomBot, I learned something today.
11:06You don't get to choose your family.
11:08Unless you invented them like I did.
11:10Not that I invented Steve.
11:12That was me in another dimension.
11:13But you get the point.
11:14True that.
11:33where did you love?
11:38It was a great thing.
11:38I'm wow.
11:39The floor was just good!
11:39They're doing churn.
11:39What happened to me earlier?
11:40Uh,
11:40He adapted to your foot.
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