00:24What's wrong, Egghead? I'm going as slow as I can.
00:42If I want to destroy Sonic once and for all, I'm going to need physical abilities of my own.
00:47Oh, how are you going to do that, boss? You're no biotechnician.
00:51I'm looking for some books on biotechnology.
00:54Actually, according to our records, your library card has been revoked.
00:58It says here you never returned a copy of Savage Passion's Guatamanana Heat.
01:06That's preposterous! I've never heard of that book!
01:09And even if I had read it, who would believe that Eloise would leave Juan Pablo for a mysterious billionaire?
01:14Hey, mister. You can use my library card, I betcha.
01:18Oh, thanks, kid. People don't usually do nice things for me. Not sure why.
01:22Ha! In your buck-toothed face, beaver!
01:28There's like a million types of mutations, and these textbooks aren't very helpful on the subject of which ones you
01:34should intentionally inflict upon yourself.
01:36Oh, great. Another to-be-continued. If I had a comic, I'd never end it like that.
01:45Bruce Bandicoot was just a timid scientist, until a lab accident changed everything.
01:50Struck by absurdly dangerous levels of purple rays, he became...
01:54The Unenviable Clunk!
01:56Finally! Somebody put it in terms I can understand!
02:00I'm about to expose myself to dangerous purple rays.
02:04So stand back! I don't want to share my auto-new powers with you losers!
02:18I don't feel any different. Lousy piece of junk didn't work!
02:22Mmm-mm-mm-mm!
02:24M-mm...?
02:26M-mm!
02:34No tahu!
02:35Amy...
02:35M-mm!
02:40F-
02:41M-월-eight!
02:42M- bite-
02:43M-yeий-
02:45No!
02:49Toad
02:50T-
02:50몰라
02:50So
02:50Toad
02:50Eeeh!
02:52Eeeh!
02:53Eeeh!
02:55Eeeh!
02:57Eeeh!
02:58Eeeh!
03:00Eeeh!
03:00Eeeh!
03:02Eeeh!
03:05Eeeh!
03:06Eeeh!
03:07Eeeh!
03:07Eeeh!
03:07One mess salad.
03:10That's just a plate of shredded iceberg lettuce.
03:13Oh, sorry.
03:14One premium mess salad.
03:17Eeeh!
03:20Eeeh!
03:22Eeeh!
03:23Eeeh!
03:23Eeeh!
03:24Eeeh!
03:25Eeeh!
03:25Eeeh!
03:25Eeeh!
03:25Eeeh!
03:26Eeeh!
03:27Eeeh!
03:28Eeeh!
03:29Eeeh!
03:30What happened last night?
03:31I can't remember a thing.
03:33Just like my weekend in Casino Night Zone.
03:35What happens in Casino Night Zone stays in Casino Night Zone!
03:39After exposing yourself to purple rays, you became agitated, which caused you to morph into an adorable creature of some
03:45kind.
03:45Eeeh!
03:46Eeeh!
03:47Eeeh!
03:48Eeeh!
03:49Eeeh!
03:50I followed the unenviable clunk's origin story to the letter, but it just turned me into some sort of B
03:56-level serial mascot.
03:57If you can't trust comic books for accurate representations of science, who CAN you trust?
04:02It says here, the effects of purple rays wear off if one can last 48 hours without a transformation.
04:08How hard can that be? I just have to not get angry for two days. Easy peasy!
04:17Just gonna pick up some delicious arugula, then get back to the lair and wait out the 48 hours.
04:22So, Egghead, why were your Dunderbots chasing that little purple dude yesterday?
04:25You can't prove I had anything to do with the creation of that purple what's it!
04:29It is way above your skill level. After all, you're no biotechnician!
04:36Is it really that far-fetched that a mechanical genius such as Dr. Eggman could learn some new science skills?
04:43Eeeh, I don't buy it.
04:44Eeeh, I'm a genius! You no-good stinking muskrats make me so-
04:52Eeeh!
04:59You okay, boss?
05:01Eeeh, guess my secret's out, huh?
05:03Don't worry. We've known about your toenail collection for years.
05:06Not that! My other slightly less shameful secret.
05:09That you turn into a little purple guy every time you get mad.
05:12Don't worry, Eggman. We'll handle this news with the utmost maturity.
05:16Stop squirting yourself! Stop squirting yourself!
05:18Eeeh, quit it! You're squirting me!
05:21That's not even how this joke's supposed to work!
05:36I'm sinking to all new lows bringing myself here.
05:39Welcome to anger management.
05:42You're teaching anger management? Aren't you just a powder keg of emotions waiting to explode?
05:47No! I'm the personification of serenity, you insensitive lout!
05:53Eeeh!
05:56It's important to maintain your composure even in the most frustrating of circumstances.
06:01Be it physical torture, or listening to a doddering old coot ramble on about nothing.
06:06Please be torture, please be torture, please be torture!
06:08A lot's changed since I was a youth. Back then, this city hall wasn't even here.
06:14It was across the street!
06:16Of course, we didn't call it a city hall then. We called it the old gather round.
06:21Gather round the city hall, we'd say. Oh, I guess we did call it a city hall.
06:27Will you just get to the port, you boring old-
06:34To be free of inner rage, one must clear one's mind, center one's chi, upload one's anger to the cloud,
06:43man.
06:49I am calm. I am one with this hippy-dippy mumbo-jumbo.
06:55And now, for the final test.
07:00Hello. I'd like to schedule an appointment to get my cable TV service.
07:05Five weeks? That seems unreasonable, but I've learned to accept that which I cannot control.
07:15Bravo!
07:19Well, well, well. If it isn't Purple McCute Stuffs.
07:24The most adorable villain-willing in the whole village-will-age. Yes it is, yes it is.
07:31Hello, my dear nemeses. Lovely day, isn't it?
07:35Aren't you gonna lose your temper?
07:36I have moved beyond such trivial things.
07:39What if I do this? Not touching ya! Not touching ya!
07:43Thank you for not touching me. I appreciate your restraint. Now, if you'll excuse me.
07:57Kudos, Dr. Eggman. Only fifteen more minutes until the effects of the Purple Ray wear off completely.
08:03Nothing's going to stop me now.
08:07Oh, good. A last-minute complication.
08:11Hey, mister. I felt bad that everyone was teasing you, so I made you cookies.
08:17Well, isn't that the sweetest?
08:22I ran out of baking soda, so I used toothpaste.
08:32Gee whiz, I love science stuff.
08:35Hey, mister. What's this button do?
08:38That's my subatomic annihilator. You know, it's so good to see young people take an interest in-
08:43And what's this one do?
08:44Oh, well, there's a funny story behind that one. I-
08:47And how about this one?
08:49Don't touch that one!
08:53Oh, man. She fell down the garbage chute.
08:56Cupot, go in after her!
08:59Ouch!
09:00Great. Not even my most svelte robot can squeeze in there. And that trash compactor's gonna turn on any minute
09:05now!
09:09There's only one guy I know who can fit through that chute. But to summon him, I'm gonna need to
09:13get angry.
09:14Orbot, insult me! Tell me everything I create is a failure!
09:18Oh, that's not true! You have lots to be proud of!
09:21That's sweet. But not helpful!
09:23Hang on, kid! I'll think of something!
09:28Gotta get angry!
09:29Uh, okay. I'll have two double Medburgers, extra pickles on one, an order of lightly fried humdrum rings, and a
09:36large cola. Half diet, half regular, light on the ice, and hurry!
09:42No way he gets this right. Once he screws up, I'll be on a one-way trip to Rage Town!
09:50But this is exactly what I ordered!
09:52A broken clock's bound to be right twice a day. By the way, do you have the time my clock's
09:57broken?
09:59Oh, Sonic! Great! Make fun of me!
10:01Listen, Eggman, I know I was harsh on you the other day. I'm sorry.
10:06No, no. No, no, no, no, no! You're not sorry! You-you think I'm a buffoon! A joke! A yellow
10:10-bellied mombot boy!
10:13I don't mean to rush you, but the trash compactor walls are closing in.
10:18Help me, mister!
10:20I finally wanna get angry, and I can't! Now that little girl's gonna get pancaked!
10:25Why can't I get angry? Why? Why? Why? Why? It makes me so mad!
10:37Don't worry, Eggman. I heard the whole thing. Let's book it. Come here, you.
10:43Mister! I'm getting pushed out with ya!
10:55Booyah!
10:57Thank you, thank you, thank you, Mr. Purple Doctor Thingy!
11:01Hey, uh, I helped too.
11:03Want a cookie?
11:04Mmm!
11:05Mmm!
11:06Ugh!
11:08Mmm!
11:10You're doing good, Eggman. Just free your mind of all distractions.
11:14Soup's on, boss!
11:15Roho-호ah!
11:17Ahh!
11:19Schroo-roo-roo-roo-roo-roo-roo!
11:38O
11:39You
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