00:20I love the Danger Crow Deadly Equipment Warehouse.
00:23Look at this multi-pack of ion diffusers.
00:25I only need one, but it's such a bargain!
00:29All right, I just need to see your credentials.
00:31You know you need a doctorate in evil science to shop here.
00:34Yeah, last time I kinda sweet-talked the guy.
00:36And by sweet-talked, I mean threatened his family.
00:39I know, it was me.
00:39But since then, I've gotten divorced, so your threats are meaningless.
00:42You're looking at a man with nothing left to lose.
00:45Mmm, all right, fine.
00:47Orbot, print out my transcript.
00:53According to this, you're two credits short of the graduation requirement.
00:57You're not a doctor.
00:59You know, for a guy with nothing left to lose, you sure care a lot about the ins and outs
01:03of academic bureaucracy.
01:04Let's go, knuckleheads.
01:06This other knucklehead doesn't want our business.
01:08Eggman's not a doctor.
01:10I gotta spread the word.
01:11In song!
01:19Hi, Percy.
01:21Hi, Stacy.
01:23Here's the rumor.
01:24In good humor.
01:25Here's the tale.
01:26Walrus Male.
01:27Tell me all about Mr. Eggman.
01:29Hi, Amy.
01:31Hi, Dave's mama.
01:33Here's the Bible.
01:34On the rabble.
01:35Here's the word.
01:36Anchor bird.
01:37Have you heard about Mr. Eggman?
01:38He's no longer a god.
01:40No way.
01:40His degree is a crop.
01:42Oh, word.
01:42He was once here to lie.
01:44Sort of.
01:44Now he's just a crop crop.
01:46Well, Lady Walrus, this is Dave the intern.
01:49Can I talk to your annoying kids?
01:53Back to school, boy.
01:55You're a cool boy.
01:57An epidemia.
01:59Can't be cool, boy.
02:01So true.
02:03He's so blue.
02:04Everyone sing along.
02:05All right.
02:06To our charity song, he's no longer a dot.
02:08No way.
02:09The degree is a crop.
02:11Oh, word.
02:11He was once here to lie.
02:12Sort of.
02:13Now he's just a crop crop.
02:16Why do you all look like you just finished a musical number?
02:26Can I get a double meh burger, savage style?
02:29I'll get right on that.
02:31And I mean that double sarcastically, savage style.
02:37How dare you!
02:38I'll destroy you all!
02:40You and what doctorate?
02:42Ooh!
02:43Ooh, you better write yourself a prescription for that sick burn.
02:46Oh, wait!
02:48You can't!
02:53I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
03:00You'll be hearing from my lawyer!
03:05I can't believe Eggman isn't a doctor.
03:07When did that happen?
03:08We should sing and dance about it!
03:11Meet my lawyer.
03:15Can't we just throw you out, Mr. Eggman?
03:25This is the worst day of my life, and I was head judge at a tofu cook-off!
03:29I'm sure it wasn't that bad, boss.
03:32Sonic called me Mr.
03:34Then I got thrown out of Medburger with my tail between my legs!
03:37That's just an expression, of course.
03:38I had my vestigial tail removed years ago.
03:41Perhaps you can go back to school and get the last two credits.
03:43That actually sounds hilarious.
03:45And I can finally take Professor Kingsford's class!
03:47He was the most feared and respected professor of evil on campus!
03:51Feared and respected?
03:52You should take classes from him!
03:54They called him the Goat Herder!
03:56He would always pick one poor sap to be his goat,
03:59and wail mercilessly on him for the entire semester!
04:02I can't wait to see who it'll be this year!
04:11My alarm never went off!
04:39Mr. Eggman, can you recite the facts of the Battle of Admiral Doom versus Captain Hero?
04:49W-were we supposed to read something?
04:51I see. You thought there was going to be no work on the first day?
04:57No, no, no! I actually have a lot of respect for you! I'm just-
05:00What you are, Mr. Eggman, is a goat.
05:04Would you like a carrot goat boy?
05:12I'm bored.
05:13I'm chairman of the board.
05:15We'll have plenty of time to figure out what to do during Eggman's failure montage.
05:22Come on.
05:24.
05:26Maybe a montage.
05:29Right here!
05:31We're watching things happen now!
05:34Exposition fromage!
05:36So take the breaks off!
05:38Don't miss key plot points now!
05:42A montage scene, yeah
05:44We cut between, yeah
05:48Our show was short
05:50So we'll cut some corners now
05:56Eggman is busy
05:58As such, Team Sonic can goof around
06:03Since school is back
06:05Eggman is less likely to scream
06:15I can't believe I failed the shoebox diorama
06:18And I used glitter in everything
06:19That's why I made mine out of evil popsicle sticks
06:22David! Your pizza pockets exploded cheese all over the microwave!
06:28Mom! You're interrupting my study group!
06:31Don't you get fresh with me, young man!
06:34Alright, let's get started
06:35I went through the textbook and highlighted all the important stuff
06:42Nicely done!
06:43So, did everyone check the bulletin board to see what you have to steal for lab day?
06:47I just need to steal a rubber gasket
06:49It'll be easy
06:50As long as I don't draw too much attention to myself
06:54Tremble in terror as I steal your rubber gasket!
06:57Come on, gang
06:58We have to stop Eggman from doing his homework or something I don't care
07:14Can we go back to drag racing?
07:16Catching rings is boring
07:18Poor Eggman!
07:19Some people just aren't naturals
07:24This rudimentary doomsday device built from parts you stole is almost complete
07:31All that is missing is a tiny rubber gasket
07:35Without which this is a glorified paperweight
07:38Now, Mr. Eggman, if you would be so kind, install the gasket you stole
07:44Uh, uh, uh, funny story
07:46I sincerely doubt it
07:49Seeing as though this was a class project
07:51And Goatboy was unable to accomplish the simple task with which he was charged
07:57You shall all fail the assignment
08:00Aw, thanks a lot
08:02You're out of the study group
08:03I found pizza in my hat earlier
08:05Mr. Eggman, your only hope to complete this course now is to get an A on the final
08:40Silly Eggman, rings are for hedgehogs
08:46What's wrong, sir?
08:47It's that final
08:48I just know I'm gonna fail it
08:50Now, let me think
08:51That's your what now?
08:52If not for my strong moral center, I'd just break into the school and steal the answers
08:56Oh, wait, let's break into the school and steal the answers
09:08Ow, you need to be more cautious
09:15Got it, now pull me up
09:18Ow, ow
09:19Ow, ow
09:22Ow, ow
09:29Welcome to your final exam
09:31You entered this classroom 87 weeks ago with heads full of mush
09:37And if you pass this test, you will leave here villains
09:41Begin
09:47I've completed grading your papers
09:50Mr. Eggman
09:52Uh, present
09:54You posit on your answer sheet that the most efficient power source for launching a planet
10:01Off its gravitational axis is C, a tomato
10:09Well, I mean, if it was big enough, like a prize-winning carnival tomato
10:12And that a nuclear ion grid can be best penetrated by B, a house fern?
10:19Again, it all comes down to the size of the fern
10:22Those things can be pretty intimidating
10:24Ever seen a little shop of house ferns?
10:26What is far more likely is that you stole the fake answer sheet I planted in this desk drawer
10:33And you cheated
10:35Cheat?
10:36Me?
10:36No!
10:37I wouldn't do something like that
10:39That would be, uh, evil?
10:42Precisely
10:42And this is a class in evil
10:45As such, the true final exam was to steal the final exam
10:50And only one of my students passed
10:54Dr. Eggman
11:19I hope we get to do more stuff next week
11:39Take care
11:39Afternoon
11:39Don't go away
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