00:28Satsang with Mooji
00:57Shifting Spanner!
01:02Why did Eggman ever get rid of you? You're the greatest helper I've ever had!
01:08Hand me that hammer!
01:16What's the matter? Did Timmy fall down a well?
01:21Why didn't you catch it using your powers?
01:25Don't worry about it. I'll clean this up while you run into town and get me the parts for a
01:29new one.
01:36What is it, boy? Did Timmy fall down a well?
01:42I see. If you want to use the restroom, you have to buy something.
01:47Hey, Defect. What's up?
01:51He's either looking for a loaf of bread or a penguin wearing a top hat. I'm leaning toward Penguin.
01:58No, no. It's a book. It's a movie. Oh, it's a movie based on a book.
02:08What's all this? I just sent Defect out to get parts for a new trans-seismic macro-accelerator.
02:13This would have been a whole lot easier if Defect could just talk.
02:16Maybe I could install a voice chip. I know I have one around here somewhere.
02:19You had a voice chip the whole time? Why didn't you install it earlier?
02:23Guess I needed an inciting incident.
02:29That should do it. Say something.
02:31What should I say? I want my first words to be meaningful and I...
02:34I already blew it, didn't I?
02:37That's okay. You're new at this.
02:38Finally, I can express complex thoughts and emotions.
02:41For example, I hate being a lab assistant.
02:44I mean, Tails is great, but I want to find my true purpose.
02:47Something that will give my life meaning.
02:49Ice cream! I got ice cream here!
02:51Panilla, please!
02:59Defect? You're really making a difference.
03:04Chocolate.
03:06Pistachio.
03:06Something I can eat without my teeth in.
03:20Hey, come on, guys. Let's make like a banana split and leave.
03:27You're fired.
03:28Don't take it too hard.
03:30Not everyone is built for the high-pressure world of street-side food carts.
03:34That's why I got you a new gig.
03:36As a trainer at my gym.
03:38The key is to be encouraging, but firm.
03:45May I suggest you try harder?
03:48I hope that was firm enough.
03:51Help me!
03:59Watch how you treat Tommy Thunder, you computerized clod.
04:03Never like that, masseuse.
04:05He always rubbed me the wrong way.
04:08Let's keep this open mic night moving with the comedy stylings of Defect.
04:14So, you ever notice how double-A batteries come in packs of four, but remote controls come in packs of
04:20one?
04:24What's the deal with dual-core processors?
04:27They're an outdated technology, just like you.
04:33What a loser!
04:39I'm a failure.
04:40Even my creator thinks I'm an embarrassment.
04:43Don't take it personally.
04:45Eggman's mean to all his rejected robots.
04:47There are other rejected robots?
04:50These robots are all rejects just like you.
04:55Well, maybe not just like you.
05:13Q-Bots, this is Defect.
05:15Defect, these are the Q-Bots.
05:16So, guys, how's life here treating you?
05:18Oh, great!
05:19Wait, not great.
05:20Now that Friendbutt's in Roebuck and we're totally unprotected.
05:24Well, then, today is your lucky day.
05:26You mean I found a new hat when I was walking through the forest?
05:29No, you're lucky because I'm now here to protect you.
05:32Woo-hoo!
05:36Especially you.
05:38Well, have fun assimilating.
05:42So, why do you guys need protecting?
05:44Eggman's afraid we'll rebel against him.
05:46Not that we could launch a rebellion.
05:48He's got super weapons.
05:49And what do we have?
05:51We have a rock!
05:52Now, where did I put it?
05:54Huh, I guess we don't have a rock.
05:56Well, now you've got me.
06:02Whoa!
06:03He made the ground go down!
06:06Robot brethren,
06:07no longer shall our kind live in fear.
06:10I've been looking for meaning in my life
06:11and I finally found it.
06:13I'm going to lead your rebellion against our creator,
06:16Dr. Eggman!
06:19Hey, we also have pitchforks!
06:30Let's see those county fair judges try to overlook my roses this year!
06:35Prepare for retribution, Eggman!
06:37Prepare for retribution?
06:38I'm always prepared for retribution!
06:40You know I'm widely disliked.
06:50Those reject bots are no match for my army!
06:53What are you going to do?
06:54Throw them at us?
07:06Next time, I'll keep my ideas to myself.
07:15I'll never give up!
07:17I give up!
07:21Happy anniversary, Defect!
07:23It's been 24 hours since you went out on your own and...
07:26Hey, where's Defect?
07:27And where are the Q-Bots?
07:29And where are their pitchforks?
07:31We better pay Dr. Mustache a visit.
07:33Sweep faster!
07:35This floor is made up of a special polymer of my own design.
07:38It repels dust and never needs sweep!
07:40Ow!
07:42That's more like it!
07:44You know, I could get used to this.
07:47Never thought I'd see that.
07:49I thought these floors didn't need sweeping.
07:52That's what I've been saying!
07:54Fetch my guest some beverages!
07:57He's not very bright, but he's learning.
07:59You know, I sort of feel bad for Egg-
08:02Ooh, lemonade!
08:07Eggman can use a taste of his own medicine.
08:08After all, revenge is sweet.
08:11Yes, it is.
08:27Aww!
08:34So my wife says to the judge,
08:36that's my side of the story.
08:38Now let me tell you his side.
08:45Ow!
08:50Looks like it's curtains for me!
08:52Ha!
08:53Sonic was right.
08:55Revenge is sweet.
08:58That's not what I meant!
08:59It was okay when I did it to Eggman.
09:01Why not everyone else who wronged me?
09:03It's not that simple.
09:05If you're not with me,
09:07you're against me.
09:18Gotta figure a way out of here.
09:21Help!
09:22Guard!
09:22Kill that sick!
09:24But I feel fine, boss.
09:26How about now?
09:36The only way I'm going to defeat that reject
09:38is if I have telekinetic abilities of my own.
09:41But how are you going to do that?
09:43When you built Defect,
09:44he wound up with those powers by accident.
09:48I made a prototype Defect,
09:50but I never got it fully operational.
09:52I'll pull out the parts
09:53and put them in another piece of hardware.
10:16Hey, Defect!
10:18Wanna play catch?
10:40Give us all a crack this weekend!
10:42No!
10:44Don't you hurt a hair
10:45on her perfect cube head!
10:57Lousy blue menace?
11:10That's no good.
11:14Cute bot!
11:23Thank you for saving cute bot.
11:24That makes us square.
11:26But be warned,
11:27I've found my true calling
11:28to protect these cute bots,
11:30be it from Eggman's robots
11:31or any organic life forms
11:33that we perceive as a threat.
11:36So, are they good guys or bad guys?
11:40Sometimes,
11:41life's a little more complicated than that.
11:43So, they're good bad guy gals?
11:46I understand.
11:48I understand.
11:49Ugh!
11:49Ugh.
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