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00:03Hey, come on, Nick. It's getting cold.
00:05I'm coming.
00:07I'm home.
00:10Hey, where's my daughter?
00:12Where's my kiss?
00:16Don't you point that thing at me.
00:20Michael, you're home great. I've got something to show you.
00:22You will never guess what I've got. Never in a million years.
00:27Hey, it's a pine cone.
00:30You get the feeling we don't get her out enough?
00:32There's a lot more of these where I'm going.
00:35Where you're going? Where's she going?
00:37Tell them.
00:38Uh-oh. I sense conspiracy.
00:41Camping for a whole week. Isn't that fantastic?
00:44My whole class is going.
00:45All you have to do is sign this permission flip,
00:48and I'm the happiest girl in the world.
00:52This form releases the school from any responsibility.
00:56Should your child become incapacitated,
00:58sustain any serious injury,
01:00or incur bodily harm while under our supervision.
01:04How very calming.
01:05We're sending our daughter to Camp Friday the 13th.
01:10I promise to be careful.
01:12Yeah, that's good enough for me.
01:14Michael, I need both parents' signatures.
01:18Honey, I don't know how happy I am about this.
01:20I know you promise to be careful,
01:22but what kind of promises do we have from the bears, huh?
01:26Bears?
01:27Michael, the campsite's an hour and a half outside the city.
01:30Local bears.
01:32Bears with Yankee caps.
01:36Nicole, you want to sleep in the wilderness.
01:37What's wrong with right here?
01:38Hey, look at this.
01:40Look at this.
01:40This is the same camp we went to in seventh grade.
01:42How much safer can you get than that?
01:44Oh, great.
01:45Camp Anaconda.
01:48Why don't we just dip her in barbecue sauce
01:50and ring the coyote dinner bell, huh?
01:52You're just upset, huh?
01:53You're still upset that that dog bit you
01:55with the camp sing-along, right?
01:58It wasn't a dog.
01:59It was a wildebeest.
02:01He had bloodshot eyes,
02:03came down from the hills just to eat me.
02:04And a collar on with rhinestones.
02:07Well, they do that.
02:07They try and blend in.
02:09And the collar said,
02:10my name is Fluffy.
02:11I have all my shots.
02:12It was a vicious dog.
02:14It was a Lhasa Apso.
02:17Well, it was an attack Lhasa Apso.
02:19I don't want my daughter sleeping in the woods.
02:21It's too dangerous.
02:23Fine.
02:23I'll just spend my life in my room.
02:26Sitting by the windows.
02:28My formative years watching all my friends
02:30have fun without me.
02:35You know, you're being overprotective.
02:37She wants to go on one little trip.
02:38Showed her to Amelia Earhart.
02:41This is me, Nicole Bradford.
02:43Cute, huh?
02:44This is my dad.
02:45And this is my dad.
02:47How'd I get to you, dad?
02:48They inherited me.
02:49Congratulations.
02:50It's a girl.
02:52Here's the judge who brought us together.
02:53She lives in our building.
02:54My building.
02:55I own it.
02:56She's going to make sure we're one big happy family
02:59with one dad who's down to earth
03:00and one dad with his head in the cloud.
03:03I think we're father of the year.
03:05You can count on me, no matter what you do.
03:10You can count on me, no matter where you go.
03:15I'm standing by your side, I'll be right behind.
03:19No one loves you more than I do.
03:22Put your hands in fire.
03:24You can count on me, no matter what you do.
03:30You can count on me, no matter where you go.
03:43Are you just visiting the woods or are you moving in?
03:47Oh, hi, Judge.
03:48You think it's too much?
03:49It's too much for this tiny room.
03:52Let's move this stuff downstairs where there's oxygen.
03:59I only brought when I needed.
04:00See, this bag has stuff I can wear if it's sunny.
04:03This bag has stuff I can wear if it rains.
04:05And that bag has stuff I can wear if Roger Cotterman ever notices I'm alive.
04:11Nicole, honey, do you have any room left in your back for...
04:13No!
04:14Okay, okay, just asking.
04:16But you have everything you need, right?
04:18You got your antiseptic and your bug spray and your sunscreen.
04:22Okay.
04:25And last but not least, a good luck charm for your trip.
04:29What is it?
04:30I found it at the campsite when I was there in seventh grade.
04:34You found a real Indian arrowhead?
04:36Mm-hmm.
04:38A real Indian arrowhead with your picture on the back.
04:43Imagine my surprise.
04:45There's your school bus.
04:47Come on, sweetie, let's get this stuff downstairs.
04:49Hey, Nick.
04:50Here.
04:51Hey.
04:51Packed you a little snack.
04:55Thanks, Dad.
04:56What did you put in there?
04:57Yeah, Chinese.
04:58She loves Chinese.
05:03Well, this is it, huh?
05:05First week away from you guys.
05:09Have fun, sweetie.
05:11Thanks, Judge.
05:14Are they tearing up?
05:17Yeah.
05:18Better make it fast.
05:24Bye, Dads.
05:25We're gonna miss you.
05:26A lot.
05:28Yeah.
05:35Dads?
05:36The bus is here.
05:41I gotta go.
05:42You have to stop hugging me.
05:47Let go.
05:51Hey, look.
05:52If you need anything...
05:53I'll call.
05:54If you want to come home...
05:55Operators are standing by.
05:57I know.
05:59Okay.
06:00Hey, wait, wait, wait.
06:01Oh, right there.
06:02Okay.
06:05Okay.
06:05Okay.
06:07Bye.
06:17Where you going?
06:18Me?
06:20I'd like very much to stand by the bus, wave a hanky, and weep softly.
06:26Michael, she's an almost teenage girl.
06:27The last thing she wants is for her friends to see her two fathers waving goodbye to her.
06:32We should give her respect.
06:34We gotta give her her space.
06:36We should...
06:36Watch from the fire escape.
06:37It's less obvious.
06:46How long's she been gone?
06:49Five minutes.
06:53We have no lives.
06:56We're pathetic.
06:59It isn't good to miss her this much, Michael.
07:02I mean, I feel the same way you do, but she's out there.
07:04She's gonna be having a great time.
07:05We should do the same.
07:07Yeah.
07:08You're right.
07:08We're free men.
07:09Let's live it up.
07:10Yeah.
07:10Yeah.
07:11Hey, hey.
07:12Yeah.
07:12All right.
07:12What do you want to do first?
07:13Let's rent bear suits, drive to the woods, and spy on her.
07:18Hey, hey, hey.
07:19Hey, we haven't had any friends over since we got her.
07:21Why don't we do that?
07:22Friends?
07:23Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
07:24Whose friends?
07:27Now, I'm just thinking, and I don't mean anything by this, but are your friends anything at
07:32all like, you know, you?
07:36Artistic, creative, unemployed?
07:39Yeah, why?
07:41Well, because my friends are kind of like me, and I don't mean anything by this.
07:45I'm just thinking, what happens if my friends and your friends kind of like, you know, despise
07:49each other?
07:51Yeah, I see your point.
07:53Well, hey, you know what we could do?
07:55We could invite a few women up.
07:58Yeah, the kind of women your friends like?
08:00Then we'd have to break a 20.
08:06Okay, we'll get the kind that your friends would like.
08:09We'll hose them down, and we'll have a wet, sensible shoes contest.
08:15Poker game?
08:17Poker game.
08:40Michael, make up your mind.
08:42It's a dollar and a quarter to you.
08:43It's a dollar to me.
08:45You're taking so long, the pot isn't worth what it was when we started the hand.
08:49I'm calling interest.
08:51At 25%?
08:52Yes.
08:53I'll give you six cents.
08:54Citibank pays six and a half.
08:55Well, T-bills are seven and an eighth.
08:57You guys, come on.
09:00Hey.
09:00Jeez.
09:01Yuppie.
09:02Are you in or are you out?
09:03You know, I don't like that word, okay?
09:06I mean, that's just a word that some guy made up for some article to sell magazines.
09:12We happen to be regular guys, just like you.
09:16Except we're running the country.
09:25Uh, Yuppie, are you in or out?
09:28I'm out.
09:29Excuse me.
09:30I'm out.
09:31Oh.
09:36Michael, what are you doing?
09:39I want to call her.
09:41I just want to know if she's okay, and then I'll hang up.
09:42I just need to hear that little soft girl voice say,
09:45hey, I'm not inside an animal.
09:47What the hell's going on here?
09:48Hey, Judge.
09:50How you doing?
09:51Hey, buddy, this is the Judge.
09:53How am I doing?
09:54You're playing poker in here.
09:56Poker's gambling.
09:58Gambling is illegal.
09:59I own the building.
10:01I want to play.
10:05This is our landlord.
10:07Uh, and federal judge.
10:09And she gave us our daughter.
10:10What are we supposed to do, let her win?
10:12Cut the cards, Pluto.
10:16The name is Truck.
10:20Nobody's named Truck.
10:22You got a real name.
10:24What is it?
10:27Abner.
10:30I own this guy.
10:34Abner Swinburne.
10:35Abner Swinburne?
10:38I have three of your anthologies.
10:39This, this guy is a famous poet.
10:41Hey!
10:42I don't have enough to like that word, okay?
10:46Poet?
10:47I happen to be a regular guy, just like you.
10:49Except I can buy and sell you boys 20 times a day.
10:55Don't try and stop him.
10:58I think you should call the call.
11:00You do?
11:01Yeah, I think you got just as much right to call your daughter at camp as your parents did to
11:05call you at camp.
11:06My parents never called me at camp.
11:08Oh, really?
11:08Now, why do you think that is, huh?
11:10Because they respected you as a person?
11:12Because they cared enough about you to let you be your own person?
11:15Because they were watching me through binoculars from a duck blind.
11:20Okay, okay, okay.
11:22A fire escaped.
11:24She turned.
11:26I coughed.
11:29Nothing.
11:31Snow and desperation fell between the cushions of the universal sofa.
11:37I coughed again.
11:41Nothing more.
11:43I did a paper on that in college.
11:45Really? What'd you get?
11:46A C+.
11:47I got three grand from the New Yorker.
11:49Let's play cards.
11:51So, who's dealing?
11:52Michael, you goose.
11:54You've been hiding this major cultural figure.
11:57Do you know that Abner is a noted poet?
12:00Yeah, hey, and Vince over here, he's got a show running off Broadway.
12:03What's the name of that show?
12:04Sideburns for Vladimir.
12:07I play the Duke.
12:09I have to apologize.
12:10I mean, here we are, acting superior when we should be treating each other as equals.
12:20Right?
12:24We'll give it some thought.
12:27Are my friends getting along with your friends?
12:29Yeah, I think I'm going to have to get new friends.
12:35Yellow.
12:37Yes.
12:39What?
12:43We're on our way.
12:45Who's that?
12:48It's Nicole's camp.
12:50she's been in an accident
13:00will you wait
13:01will you wait up
13:02there it is
13:04there it is
13:05the camp director's cabin
13:06Michael
13:06just like I remembered
13:07say it
13:09say what
13:09say I told you so
13:11and get it over with
13:12you'll feel better
13:13I don't want to feel better
13:14I want to feel exactly
13:16as lousy as I feel right now
13:18hey
13:18this just isn't my fault
13:19it's not just my fault
13:21you signed a paper too
13:22and you want to call me names
13:23come on call me names
13:24get it off your chest
13:26no
13:26I don't want to call you names
13:28because that's stooping
13:29to your level
13:29I don't want to do that
13:30I just want to pick up my daughter
13:32and go home
13:33to the village
13:35where you
13:36are the village idiot
13:39I mean the results are in
13:41and you beat out
13:42ten million
13:43village idiot applicants
13:45and I mean pros
13:46pros
13:47idiots with experience
13:48born idiots
13:50primo droolers
13:52guys with
13:53lettuce leaf hats
13:54and wooden shirts
13:55all of them
13:56you
13:56you
13:57you
13:57you beat them all
13:58you are a raw
14:00rookie idiot
14:00yet
14:01you had an idea
14:02one idea
14:02so gargantuan
14:04in its
14:04in its idiot scope
14:06what was that idea
14:07let's take our daughter
14:08and send her off a cliff
14:09hey
14:11and you listen
14:13trees
14:14and get out of my azaleas
14:19couldn't be
14:21twenty years later
14:22she still runs the woods
14:26Mrs. Baumgartner
14:28that's right
14:28who in the hell are you
14:31say our real names
14:35I'm Ranger Bob
14:36and this is my
14:37faithful idiot
14:38companion
14:40Michael Taylor
14:41he made me do it
14:43Michael
14:44get up on this porch
14:45this instant
14:46okay
14:46don't do it
14:47you too
14:48Mr. Harris
14:49oh man
14:50move it
14:51move it
14:51move it
14:52move it
14:53move it
14:57well
14:57well
14:58well
14:59if it isn't
15:00Mr. Taylor
15:00and Mr. Harris
15:01it's just as I suspected
15:03your parents
15:04never did
15:04pick you up
15:06no ma'am
15:08we're parents
15:08now
15:09we're here
15:10to pick up
15:10our daughter
15:11Nicole Bradford
15:11Nicole is just
15:13peachy
15:14except for
15:14her broken foot
15:16a broken foot
15:17I was told
15:17on the phone
15:18it was a minor accident
15:19a minor accident
15:21what would you
15:22get me all
15:22worked up about
15:23huh
15:23why'd you
15:24get me all
15:24crazy
15:25it gave me
15:26joy
15:28I'll go
15:28wake her up
15:30I'm sure
15:30she'll be
15:31happy to see
15:31you
15:34oh man
15:35the poor
15:35thing
15:37she's a little
15:38loopy from
15:38the painkillers
15:39but it's okay
15:41kids break
15:41they heal
15:42they come back
15:43next year
15:43I love them
15:45oh Michael
15:53hey
15:53hey you okay
15:54sweetheart
15:54does it hurt
15:56I'll just hug
15:57your head
15:59what are you doing
16:00here
16:01we gotta take care
16:02of you
16:03everything's gonna be
16:04okay
16:04we're here
16:05alright
16:06you just relax
16:08okay
16:10nice surprise
16:12sleep good
16:12sweet angel
16:13by the time
16:14you wake up
16:15you're gonna be
16:15safe
16:16in your own bed
16:18okay
16:20I got her
16:22boys
16:24what do you say
16:27well
16:30goodnight
16:30mrs. Baumgartner
16:40she's gonna be
16:41fine boys
16:43just drink
16:44some tea
16:45and relax
16:46I don't want
16:47to relax
16:49I did this
16:50I deserve
16:52to relax
16:53you've been
16:54sitting there
16:54watching her
16:55for the past
16:56five hours
16:57well we want
16:58to be the first
16:58thing she sees
16:59when she wakes
16:59up
17:03hi judge
17:07hi sweetie
17:10hi dads
17:12did you all
17:13come up to see
17:13me
17:16why does my
17:17cabin look like
17:18the loft
17:20because you're
17:20home honey
17:21we brought you
17:21home
17:23why
17:24because you
17:25broke your foot
17:25don't you remember
17:26that I remember
17:28that really hurt
17:29you poor baby
17:31they probably
17:32made you ride
17:33one of those
17:33big horses
17:34named thunder
17:35right
17:36no
17:37not exactly
17:39Nicole
17:39what did
17:41happen
17:44I was showing
17:45I was showing off
17:46for Roger
17:46Cotterman
17:48what
17:49well
17:50we were on
17:51the bus
17:51and we had
17:52just arrived
17:52at the camp
17:53and he was
17:54looking at me
17:54so I tried
17:55to be real
17:56casual
17:56and fell
17:57out the
17:57emergency door
18:05at least
18:06at least you're
18:06home now
18:07you're safe
18:07and sound
18:08but I don't
18:08want to be
18:09home
18:09I want to
18:10be at camp
18:11I was having
18:11fun
18:11fun
18:12you broke
18:13your foot
18:14I know
18:14falling off the
18:15bus was kind
18:16of stupid
18:17but asking
18:17Roger Cotterman
18:18to carry me
18:19to the first
18:19aid station
18:20wasn't
18:22he even
18:22talked to me
18:23he said
18:24bummer about
18:25your foot
18:25Nicole
18:28but you
18:29don't want
18:29to go back
18:29there do you
18:30more than
18:31anything
18:32if we leave
18:33now we could
18:34probably make
18:34it to the
18:35campfire
18:35everyone would
18:36sign my cast
18:37and if I look
18:37pathetic enough
18:38Roger might
18:39even sit next
18:40to me
18:41we have to
18:42go back
18:42or else
18:43what good
18:43was breaking
18:44my foot
18:45I need rest
18:46I need sleep
18:47right
18:52the best
18:53thing you can
18:53do for yourself
18:54sweetie
18:54try and
18:55relax
18:57I will
18:57judge
18:59she's not
18:59going back
19:00she's not
19:00leaving
19:01his loft
19:02I don't
19:02see why
19:03she can't
19:03live a
19:03perfectly
19:04productive
19:04life
19:04right
19:05right there
19:05in that
19:05bed
19:07whether she
19:07goes back
19:08or not
19:08isn't
19:08important
19:10there's only
19:10one thing
19:10that's
19:11important
19:11and I'm
19:11going to
19:11tell you
19:12what it
19:12is
19:13that
19:13broken
19:14foot
19:14is not
19:14your
19:14fault
19:16life
19:16broke
19:16it
19:16life
19:17will
19:17fix
19:17it
19:17and
19:17then
19:18life
19:18will
19:18break
19:18something
19:18else
19:21yeah
19:21but it
19:21is our
19:22job
19:22to protect
19:22her
19:23she should
19:23stay
19:23here
19:24hey
19:25she could
19:25have
19:26fallen off
19:27a bus
19:27here
19:28just as
19:28easy
19:28as back
19:29there
19:29Michael
19:30what do
19:30you think
19:31judge
19:31what should
19:31we do
19:34heads
19:34she goes
19:35back
19:35tails
19:35she stays
19:40that's just
19:40what I
19:40would have
19:41done
19:42could we
19:43possibly
19:44see that
19:45sure
19:47here
19:50oh
19:50by the
19:50way
19:51I'll
19:51need
19:51that
19:51quarter
19:52in the
19:52morning
19:52I got
19:53a murder
19:53trial
19:57she's
19:57right
19:57you know
19:58what
19:59right
19:59she didn't
19:59say
19:59anything
20:00she said
20:00we should
20:01take her
20:01back to
20:01the camp
20:02she said
20:03we should
20:03stop being
20:03overprotective
20:04parents
20:04treating her
20:05like a
20:06baby
20:06you heard
20:07that
20:08you got
20:09very
20:09sensitive
20:09ears
20:11your ears
20:12are gonna
20:12love
20:12this
20:13she's
20:13my baby
20:14she's
20:14not
20:14going
20:15anywhere
20:19Michael
20:21great
20:21now you
20:21woke her
20:22up
20:23Michael
20:24I'm in
20:24a cast
20:25I can't
20:26do
20:26anything
20:26I can't
20:27swim
20:27I can't
20:28hike
20:28I can't
20:29get into
20:29any
20:29trouble
20:30you have
20:30nothing
20:31to worry
20:31about
20:32I have
20:33to see
20:33these people
20:34every day
20:34at school
20:35I don't
20:35need them
20:36thinking
20:36I'm a
20:36wimp
20:37see she
20:37wants to
20:38go back
20:38to the
20:38camp
20:39she wants
20:39to go
20:39back
20:40to the
20:40she got
20:40friends
20:40back there
20:41she's got
20:41a whole
20:41life
20:42going
20:42she's got
20:42a whole
20:43life
20:43going
20:43here
20:43too
20:43no
20:44no
20:44not
20:44this
20:44weekend
20:45okay
20:45this week
20:46she should
20:46be sitting
20:47around a
20:47campfire
20:47singing
20:48Michael
20:48row your
20:48boat
20:49giggling
20:50at Roger
20:50Carterman
20:51who by
20:51the way
20:51is dog
20:52meat
20:52if I
20:52get a
20:52hold
20:52of him
20:55please
20:56may I
20:56go back
20:57please
20:58may I
20:58go back
21:03okay
21:04you win
21:06we'll all
21:06go back
21:08all right
21:09all right
21:09everybody
21:10but us
21:15so
21:16so
21:16then we
21:17had the
21:17farewell
21:18campfire
21:18and everybody
21:19signed my
21:19cap
21:19see
21:20there's even
21:20a message
21:21for you guys
21:21from mrs
21:22belmgardner
21:23she's a good
21:23kid boys
21:24don't screw
21:25up
21:27so
21:28were you
21:28two good
21:29while I
21:29was gone
21:30yeah we
21:30cleaned up
21:31all our
21:31messes
21:31we shared
21:32all our
21:32toys
21:34hey uh
21:35let's help
21:35you unpack
21:36go upstairs
21:50what do you
21:51think
21:52this is my
21:54room
21:55it's the most
21:56beautiful room
21:57I've ever
21:57seen
22:00who are
22:01these people
22:03these are
22:04our friends
22:05this is
22:06truck
22:06and brian
22:08you know
22:09the judge
22:09this is
22:10stewart
22:11and vince
22:12yep they all
22:13helped us
22:13redo the room
22:14of course the
22:14truck handled
22:15the substantial
22:16part of the
22:16demolition
22:17yeah
22:18punched out
22:19the wall
22:21I don't
22:21believe this
22:22yeah we
22:23figured we
22:23either spend
22:23our time
22:24missing you
22:24or making
22:25you something
22:25but mostly
22:26we did it
22:27because we
22:27couldn't agree
22:28on anything
22:28else to do
22:29okay guys
22:32seven card
22:33diamonds in
22:33the hole
22:34or wild
22:34are you guys
22:35playing cards
22:37honey it's
22:37poker it's a
22:38game with
22:38chips and
22:39money you
22:40wouldn't know
22:40about
22:4050 cent any
22:42dollar bumps
22:42jacks are
22:43better to open
22:43oh yes
22:46I'm laughing
22:49nice camp
22:50you sent
22:50her to
22:50oh
23:19I'm
23:20I'm
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