00:03I'm tired, Frankie. I want to go home.
00:06Come on, Len. We've still got a half a box left.
00:09One more house, all right?
00:11All right.
00:12Uh-uh. Not this house, Frankie.
00:17No way.
00:18Aw, come on. You don't believe all those dumb haunted house stories, do you?
00:24No.
00:25But the thing is, you listen to your big brother, all right?
00:29There's no such thing as ghosts.
00:32Are you sure?
00:34Sure, I'm sure.
00:51May I help you?
00:53Good evening, ma'am. My name is Frankie, and this is my brother, Len.
00:56We're from PS52, and we're selling chocolate bars.
01:00And if we sell a whole lot, then we win a bike.
01:02The money goes to buy new computer equipment for our school.
01:06We could sure use your support.
01:08What nice young men you are.
01:11I'm sure I have a dollar in my purse.
01:13Please, step into my parlor.
01:16Told ya'.
01:20No!
01:34If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who are you going to call?
01:43If there's something weird and it don't look good, who are you going to call?
01:50That's right.
01:57Are you ready to go, ghost?
02:00It's the empty.
02:02I'm going to do your head.
02:04Who are you going to call?
02:06Ghostbusters.
02:10Are you ready to go, ghost?
02:14You know, busting makes me feel good.
02:17You know, busting makes me feel good.
02:19You know, busting makes me feel good.
02:27You know, busting makes me feel good.
03:03You know, busting makes me feel good.
03:20Man, this is tasty.
03:22Perfect amount of crunch, you know.
03:24And then you bite down in the caramel.
03:27Provides just the right amount of chewiness.
03:32But how do I describe the nougat center?
03:36It's a stone full-blown taste explosion.
03:51You know, I believe I'll have another.
03:55Do it and die.
03:58Speaking of the dead, the summer solstice is here.
04:01Your point being what?
04:03Uh, sorry.
04:04My point being that many ancient cultures believe that on this, the longest night of the year, demons and spirits
04:11come out at midnight to feast.
04:13Wow, a fiesta.
04:15And you're not even allowed to sit at that table.
04:19All of you, Egon needs us downstairs.
04:23It's been three days now.
04:25The police have no leads.
04:27It's like they've vanished off the face of the earth.
04:30I just want my babies back.
04:34I understand how devastating this must be, but why come to us?
04:38This is house on the street where the boys were selling their candy.
04:43We never wanted to believe it, but people say it's haunted.
04:48We've heard you have experience with this type of thing.
04:51We'll look into it right away.
04:53My nexus search has turned up numerous newspaper accounts of possible ectoplasmic infestations and disappearances.
05:00This house has a long history of bizarre occurrences, so be on your toes.
05:12This place gives me a bad feeling of my gut.
05:15That might be hunger pains.
05:27Yes?
05:28Sorry to disturb you, ma'am, but two boys disappeared Tuesday night.
05:34Two boys disappeared Tuesday night and were checking out the neighborhood.
05:41Disappear?
05:42Oh, how terrible.
05:43If you don't mind, we'd like to ask you a few questions.
05:46Now, the kid's disappearance.
05:48It would have happened about six o'clock Tuesday night.
05:51Six o'clock?
05:52Now, let me think.
05:54What was I doing?
05:55Did you see anything at all?
05:57Oh, now I remember.
05:59I had some warm milk and a biscuit and watched Wheel of Fortune.
06:04Okay, let's quit pushy-footing around here.
06:07This house is haunted.
06:08True or false?
06:09Garrett.
06:10Oh, I've been hearing that story for the past 50 years.
06:14Believe me, if my house was haunted, I'd probably know.
06:20She's hiding something.
06:29Excuse me, lady.
06:30I need to consult with my associates.
06:35Your associates?
06:36Who are you, Johnny Cochran?
06:38No, Columbo.
06:40Check it out.
06:44All right, ma'am.
06:45You've got some exp-
06:46She's gone.
06:49No way that old bird walked out without us seeing her.
06:53Who says she walked?
07:00Welcome to the Roach Motel.
07:02You check in, you don't check out.
07:03We're not going anywhere until we find the kids.
07:07Hey, man.
07:08We don't even know for sure that they're here.
07:10Help!
07:23Okay, it's official.
07:25We've just entered the Twilight Zone.
07:27Well, hello.
07:31And there's Rod Serling himself.
07:37Dead guy.
07:38What tipped you off?
07:39Okay, dude, spill.
07:40Who are you?
07:41And what's with the old lady?
07:42Is she a ghost or what?
07:44Never mind the old lady.
07:45What did you do to the kids?
07:47I did nothing.
07:49That's not to say nothing's been done.
07:52If you'll catch my drift, you'll catch my drift in about two seconds.
07:57Now talk!
07:59Hey, man.
08:00Did you swallow Slimer?
08:02You're alive.
08:04Hey!
08:04You have to get out of the house now!
08:07Look, Mr. Fancy Spook, no one's going anywhere until we-
08:13Time is running out!
08:16Listen, we're familiar with your... condition.
08:21And whatever you're scared of, we can help.
08:23But first, tell us where-
08:26I'm beyond help.
08:28You must leave before-
08:30Before what?
08:31I hate a ghost that can't complete a sentence.
08:34Help us!
08:36Can anybody hear us?
08:38That way!
08:46Man, who designed this place?
08:48Better homes and horrors?
08:51What do you think that entity meant when he said,
08:53Time is running out?
08:54Yeah, why would he care about time when he's doing the for all eternity bit?
09:04Power up.
09:05We're in ghost country.
09:08Floating furniture?
09:09That's bushly ghost stuff, man.
09:13Now, that I've never seen.
09:19Okay, boys and girls.
09:21Time to rearrange the furniture.
09:37Home improvement.
09:40Ghostbusters style.
09:41We gotta keep moving and find those kids.
09:54Oh, man.
09:59Oh, man.
10:02Such a racket.
10:03It is enough to wake the dead.
10:05Please, we need your help.
10:07We know this house is infested with ecto entities
10:09and the two boys are being held captive somewhere inside it.
10:12Do you know where they are?
10:15Behind you.
10:18Oh, alors.
10:19Such a mess.
10:20I have to do my work.
10:23Yeah, and so do we, Rosie.
10:24Tell us where the kids are.
10:26One cannot be late for la maison's feast.
10:29It is very late.
10:35Anything?
10:36Extremely low P.K.E. levels.
10:37Probably residual.
10:38She appears to be human.
10:40I don't need no P.K.E. meter to tell me that.
10:43Those kids have got to be behind one of these doors.
10:46Yeah.
10:47Where's Monty Hall when you need him?
10:50Step aside, roaster.
10:59Oh, man.
11:00Smells like rancid meat.
11:03Hey, back off!
11:10Okay.
11:11What was that?
11:12I think we can rule out the neighborhood welcome wagon.
11:15Egon said the house has a long history of disappearances.
11:17I'm betting those people were the victims.
11:19Of what?
11:21Of whoever the head ghost is.
11:23Probably the guy the maid was talking about.
11:25Mason.
11:27Why does that name sound so familiar?
11:29Maybe you used to date him.
11:34Oh, la, la.
11:35Look at the time.
11:36Look at the time.
11:39One cannot be late for la maison's feast.
11:41Hey, wait.
11:42It is very, very late.
11:44What did you say, Kyle?
11:45You studied French.
11:46One semester.
11:52Why all the clocks?
11:54The maid keeps talking about time.
11:57Yeah, it's some kind of feast.
11:59I wonder what she's serving.
12:02Human beings.
12:03Tonight is the summer solstice.
12:05The demon feast.
12:06And what time did you say this demon feast begins?
12:09Midnight.
12:10That's it.
12:11We're dead.
12:12It's midnight.
12:14El Romeo.
12:15It's only 11.30.
12:19Oh.
12:20We got half an hour to rescue those kids and get our butts out of here.
12:39Extra crispy.
12:45This is one mean multiple haunting.
12:48This isn't a multiple haunting.
12:50You loco or something, everything in this house wants a piece of us.
12:54Exactly.
12:55I finally remembered what maison is.
12:58It's the French word for house.
13:01Are you saying...
13:02The house is the ghost.
13:09We're in the belly of the beast.
13:12Help!
13:13Hey!
13:14Somebody!
13:14Help!
13:15Help!
13:16Help!
13:29The maison is hungry.
13:31It needs to feed.
13:33Where are the kids?
13:35I...
13:35I cannot say.
13:37Don't be scared of the house.
13:38We can get you out of here.
13:40Oh no, mes amis.
13:41It is too late for me.
13:43It's never too late.
13:44It's never too late.
13:49Huh?
13:51Okay.
13:52So maybe it is too late for you.
13:54But you can help us save the kids.
13:58Through there!
14:02Thanks.
14:03And I'm sorry that you're dead.
14:12Please help us.
14:13Please help us.
14:16Please help us.
14:16Please help us.
14:17Please help us.
14:17Please help us.
14:18Please.
14:21Don't worry.
14:22We're the good guys.
14:23Frankie, Lenny, it's okay.
14:26We're going to get you guys home.
14:29This wall is pure ectoplasm.
14:32The house is like a parasite, feeding on the flesh of its prisoners.
14:36And when it's done, it entraps their spirits so that it can slowly dissolve them over time.
14:41Uh, Kylie.
14:43Oh, uh, I didn't mean this house.
14:51We better haul tail.
14:52That sounded like hunger pains.
14:54And believe me, I would know.
14:56This stuff isn't budging.
14:57If we could just locate its source.
15:01Let's talk more action.
15:02You kids, close your eyes.
15:09See?
15:10Now you want to got a man.
15:14All right.
15:15Are you Batman?
15:17I'm his cousin.
15:19Ghostbuster Man.
15:20We're out of here.
15:23We're out of here.
15:46Get the kids out of here.
15:47I got it covered.
15:59Come on, old Romeo.
16:01We're out of here.
16:05Okay, which way is the front door?
16:07It doesn't exist anymore, remember?
16:09Then we'll just have to build us a new one.
16:17Run home.
16:18Don't stop till you get there.
16:20Come on, Len.
16:21Let's get out of here.
16:22Thanks, Ghostbuster Man.
16:25Come on, man.
16:25Move it.
16:27Get that chair out of second gear.
16:30What?
16:31No!
16:32No!
16:35It got Garrett!
16:36Ah!
16:37Ah!
16:39Ow.
16:48Egon here.
16:49Can anyone hear me?
16:51Did you find the boys?
16:52Yeah, they're okay.
16:53But the house got Garrett, and Kylie and Roland are dead.
16:56What?
16:58We're not dead!
17:01Roland and I are fine, Egon.
17:03And Garrett?
17:09Definitely dead.
17:10Ow!
17:12Ow!
17:13Ow!
17:13Gah!
17:13Gah!
17:14Gah!
17:21Gah!
17:21A nice young bouquet.
17:23Not as young as the other two, but you do.
17:26Gah!
17:27Look, uh, you don't want to eat me.
17:29I've been fasting.
17:30I'm all skin and bones.
17:32Ooh.
17:33Skin and bones are my favorite parts.
17:37Dinner time.
18:02Looks like somebody wants to zer-
18:04Wait!
18:05Let me.
18:06Let me.
18:12That was easy.
18:14Maybe a little too easy.
18:17Whoa!
18:18Whoa!
18:21Ah!
18:30This is not a happy home.
18:47Blasters of maximum dilation.
18:50We only get one shot at this.
18:52On three!
18:53Three!
18:54Three!
19:12Urban renewal.
19:14Ghostbusters stuff.
19:18Look!
19:22All the house's victims are being set free.
19:32Well, I guess that's that, huh?
19:35I wonder.
19:38Cool.
19:40A souvenir.
19:43Eduardo!
19:43Oh, no!
19:45No?
19:46Ah!
19:50No!
19:53Oh!
19:55No!
19:59No!
20:01blue!
20:03Oh!
20:07No!
20:10No!
20:13No!
20:21cool a souvenir what kind of idiot are you an idiot with a munch crunch bar hey you want a
20:30bite oh that's right you can't come on let me have a bite no sorry little bite no we'll make
20:39fun of your goatee anymore I promise hey man shut up you always make fun of my goatee hey don't
20:43let me get out of this chair oh what are you gonna do hey hey this is so tasty
20:55when the things that slitter in the shadows keep you up late at night when there's something lurking
21:05in your closet who can make you feel alright
21:11what are you gonna do Hey guys
21:15boy
21:18baby
21:18you
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