00:00Hey, wait! Stop! Wait!
00:24Who are you?
00:27What do you want?
00:30Oh, boy, you nearly scared the life out of me, Mac.
00:34You street performers that hard up for a lousy buck?
00:38I didn't mean it. Here, take it. You're funny.
00:47No! Get away!
01:11If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who are you gonna call?
01:19If there's something weird and it don't look good, who are you gonna call?
01:27That's right.
01:34Are you afraid of no ghosts?
01:36Can I see you in pain?
01:38Run into your head?
01:40Who are you gonna call?
01:43Ghostbusters.
01:44Yes.
01:47I'm afraid of no ghosts.
01:51You know, busting makes me feel good.
01:55I'm afraid of no ghosts.
01:58But the light is just over the last year.
02:02I can see you in the middle of the next day.
02:16Dwayne, the bathtub! I'm drowning!
02:19Don't you get it?
02:28what you didn't think that was hysterical well it didn't exactly wake the dead speaking of which
02:52what you do that man yeah you interrupted his beauty sleep he needs all the help he can get
02:58so do we lately i've been noticing someone's not pulling his weight hey who made you scout master
03:06master this slacker jack we can't even hear the phone ring above your snoring we just got a call see
03:22something ecto this way came
03:27can't believe we rushed out of here to check out someone's dry cleaning
03:33i was going to call the police but when he melted i thought maybe i'd better call you
03:40wise choice ma'am is there anything you can tell us anything you heard or saw well right before the
03:46melting part he was laughing laughing i couldn't make out who did it it was dark but he had a
03:54big shoes uh big shoes huge so bigfoot did this hey funny guy we're working here
04:07yeah i'm gonna be real funny when i trap something and you don't oh don't say it unless you mean
04:15it
04:15i mean it let's go
04:18so
04:19so
04:21so
04:30so
04:32so
04:35so
04:36so
04:38so
04:41so
04:42so
04:42so
04:45go away easy hot dog humans don't count
04:49yeah yeah
04:50yeah
04:51yeah
04:52yeah
04:56yeah
04:57yeah
04:57so
05:05the
05:06right
05:06haha
05:12who's there
05:13i'm armed
05:18guys
05:19get over here quick
05:33Let me go!
05:53I'm fine. This way.
05:56What are we chasing?
05:57Circus clown.
05:59Okay. It's mine.
06:20Ha ha ha!
06:34Come on! I'm all over it!
06:43We're too late!
06:51What's the link here? Why this guy?
06:54And why not me? It had its chance. Why didn't it take me?
06:59Maybe because it doesn't, uh, like girls?
07:02No. It heard something.
07:08Laughter.
07:20Help! Help!
07:26Traction position!
07:28I'm not! I'm not ready!
07:31Come on, baby!
07:33Any time now, guys!
07:35It's mine!
07:36No, mine!
07:41Yes! You cheated!
07:47Ectoman got a clown in the can.
07:49Ectoman thought the clown...
07:50Who's the man?
07:51Uh, it's a little early to be celebrating Ectoman.
07:54We don't know this clown's the only one.
07:56Yeah, the whole circus could be in town.
07:59Who cares?
08:00Send him those clowns.
08:01I'll nuke them all.
08:13Okay, one thing's clear.
08:16We're dealing with a demonic force that's attracted to laughter.
08:19That's what the victims have in common.
08:21The man in the alley?
08:23That guy watching TV?
08:25Roland?
08:26They were all laughing.
08:28Fine.
08:28But not you.
08:29I'm not a laugher.
08:31But why is the demon dressed like a clown?
08:34Bait.
08:35If it can't find laughter, it tries to invoke it.
08:39I know. I got a free puppet show.
08:49I'll pick you up tomorrow.
08:51Man, I don't want to go home now.
08:53I'll lift up the bag more clowns.
08:55Well, the victim's clothing is the only lead we have.
08:57We're taking him back to Egon for analysis.
09:00Whoops.
09:06Hmm.
09:07What kind of junk mail is this?
09:31What the...?
09:36What are you doing?
09:38Ah!
09:39Ah!
09:46Where is it?
09:49Here!
09:51Okay, we know where it is. What is it?
09:55Some kind of evil clown toy, man!
10:00Aw, did the Whittle's safe for ages 3 to 5 toy scare our brave Ghostbuster?
10:06Hey, you don't see him moving, do you?
10:09Uh, Eduardo, that looks like a nasty cut.
10:13That's just a scratch. No big deal.
10:46We just got a call from 23rd and Sheldon.
10:49The circus is in town.
10:59Okay, let's rock it.
11:09Boop! Boop!
11:11Boop!
11:16Boop!
11:20Get ready to laugh, honey!
11:22Boop...
11:23Boop!
11:43You're mine, Krusty!
11:59Anything?
12:00Nah, I lost them
12:06What happened?
12:07King, clown, killer, back to not pulling his weight
12:11You know, if you can't say something nice
12:16You're a riot, you
12:18Cut the comedy
12:20We've got three more clowns on the loose
12:23So, since when did you believe in vampires?
12:26It's an analogy
12:27These clowns are laughter vampires
12:29They feed off laughter instead of blood
12:32Cut something
12:33If they were here
12:43They're not anymore
12:45Hey, guys
12:45Look what I can do
13:04Something's wrong with Eduardo
13:07Eddie, we're working here
13:11They're drawn to laughter
13:14Where else do we find laughter?
13:17Uh, Garrett
13:18What size shoe does Eduardo wear?
13:21I don't know
13:22Size nines?
13:24Well, he's leaving size 40 prints
13:29He was pretty handy with that seltzer bottle
13:34Let me see your arm, Eduardo
13:38Something's wrong with me, isn't there?
13:40Oh, well
13:40Come on
13:46Let me out
13:47I just want to have a few laughs
13:51The white cells in Eduardo's blood are mutating
13:54He is transforming
13:56Into one of them?
13:58Why didn't they just slurp him up like the others?
14:01Perhaps the vampire analogy holds true
14:03A vampire is known to either feed on a victim
14:06Or turn the victim into one of their own
14:08If they so choose
14:10But why Eduardo?
14:11That's easy
14:12Revenge
14:13Eduardo trapped one
14:14Now he's a replacement
14:16Okay, swell
14:17So how do we get him back to his normal slacker self?
14:19Perhaps by trapping the other clowns
14:21But where do we find them?
14:23There's gotta be 400 comedy clubs in this city
14:28The glove contains traces of beach sand
14:31Mustard
14:31Flecks of popcorn
14:33Sounds like Coney Island to me
14:35Gear up
14:36We're there
14:37I'll work on these blood factors
14:39They could provide the basis for an antidote to Eduardo's mutation
14:48Let me out
14:50I'll give you some cotton candy
14:57Slimer, no!
15:15Could be the place
15:28A real entertainer's delight
15:30You sure you're gonna be okay, bro?
15:32Your sense of humor almost did you in once
15:34Don't worry
15:35After what I've seen tonight
15:37I don't think I'll ever laugh again
15:39Yeah, right
15:39Not even for Dwayne the bathtub
15:41I'm drowning
15:53Don't!
15:54You'll hit Roland!
16:05Eduardo?
16:06A turtle?
16:22Eddie, come back here!
16:26Eddie, come on!
16:28Hey! Whoa!
16:31Hey!
16:41Hey, Emmett Kelly!
16:47How's that for a punchline?
16:53You've gotta be kidding me!
17:04One down. Two degrees.
17:35Two degrees to go.
17:36Ugh!
17:42They're gonna get an airbag for this thing.
17:47It didn't work.
17:49Maybe there's more.
17:50Maybe just one more.
17:52There's no turning back for Eduardo.
17:56We have no choice. We've got to bring Roland back.
17:59Sorry, Eddie. This is gonna hurt me more than it's gonna hurt you.
18:02Ugh!
18:07Ugh!
18:09Ugh!
18:09Ugh!
18:10Ugh!
18:12Ugh!
18:12Ugh!
18:13Looks like the ringleader!
18:14Could still be hope for Eduardo!
18:17Ugh!
18:18Ugh!
18:18Ugh!
18:18Ugh!
18:19I can't believe this is actually good news!
18:22Ugh!
18:23Ugh!
18:23If it's like the others, it can't hurt us!
18:27Ugh!
18:29Right!
18:29Because we ain't laughing!
18:32Ugh!
18:32Yet!
18:33This thing's trying to...
18:36tickle me!
18:39Me too!
18:41Think...
18:42bad thoughts!
18:45Charlie!
18:47No!
19:16No!
19:20No!
19:28No!
19:31No!
19:36No!
19:40Eduardo?
19:40Eduardo?
19:44What happened?
19:47Where's Roland?
19:49Hey! Over here!
19:51Will someone please give me my clothes?
19:55This is not funny.
19:57Hey, how come Eduardo the Clown didn't slurp you back at the firehouse?
20:01He's not a laugher.
20:03Well, Roland can't be the only nudist in this place.
20:05Let's find the others.
20:06Right. Clowns!
20:09Let's cut the chatter. We got clown busting to do.
20:12I think you've been pulling enough weight lately, Hot Dog.
20:16Why don't you take a load off those size nines tonight?
20:46All right.
20:49I think you feel all right.
20:52Yeah.
20:55Woo!
20:56Woo!
20:56Woo!
20:57Hollywood.
20:58Go.
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