01:10Whoa!
01:11Whoa!
01:20Whoa!
01:48What's going on back there, Mike?
01:49I, uh, I thought I saw something.
01:52Hey, I'm having enough trouble without you seeing ghosts.
02:12What you reading, Winston?
02:13It's about Jonathan Tightly, an eccentric millionaire.
02:15This guy was so greedy, he wanted all his money buried with him when he died.
02:20Wow.
02:21Was it?
02:22Nope.
02:23Government got him for back taxes.
02:25Funny what money can do to people.
02:27Yeah, I know what you mean.
02:28I'm starting to regret buying Slimer that lottery ticket.
02:33Oh, I guess I'm okay.
02:35Maybe seven, I don't know.
02:37Hello?
02:40Huh?
02:41Oh, wrong number.
02:45Come on, Slimer.
02:46Lighten up, will ya?
02:47Your chances of winning the lottery are about...
02:51Precisely, five million, eight hundred and seventy-two thousand, two hundred and sixty-five to one.
02:59I'll get it.
03:01Yeah, I'll get it, I'll get it.
03:15Oh, boy.
03:18Word from the wise, Spud.
03:20You'll never win that million bucks in a million years.
03:22Save yourself some stress.
03:23Give it up.
03:31Me!
03:34Hello, Ghostbusters.
03:36You got it, they're on their way.
03:37Time to hit the road, guys.
03:39You coming, Slimer?
03:41No way, Ray.
03:43He wants to be here when his million bucks arrive.
03:46Ha ha ha.
03:52An armored truck?
03:53In front of our place?
03:55Hey, you don't think...
03:57Nah.
03:59Oh, I'm trying to...
04:05Hello, help!
04:07Slimer, that was the doorbell.
04:09The doorbell?
04:10Oh, yeah.
04:11I know that.
04:14Yes?
04:16Oh, hello, sir.
04:18Uh, is, uh, Mr. Slimer home?
04:21Yeah, that's me.
04:24Da-da-da-da-da-da-da!
04:26Lottery number four, two, seven, six, nine, nine.
04:29Check.
04:30Uh, congratulations.
04:32You just won a million dollars in cash.
04:34Yay!
04:39Yay!
04:40I won!
04:41I won!
04:42I won!
04:42I won!
04:43Yahoo!
04:44Woo-hoo!
04:46Woo-hoo!
04:47Woo-hoo!
04:47Yeah-ha!
04:48Hooray!
04:49Yay!
04:50I'm very happy!
04:52Richard!
04:56Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
04:57Woo-hoo-hoo!
04:58Woo-hoo-hoo!
05:02I'm rich!
05:07Hey, check this out!
05:10Peter, you been bugging Geraldo again?
05:13No?
05:13This looks bigger than Geraldo.
05:15That's all for now, folks.
05:17Thanks for coming!
05:19Guys, you'll never guess what happened!
05:21Hee-ha-ha!
05:22Hee-ha-ha!
05:23Oh, boy!
05:24Oh, boy!
05:24Oh, boy!
05:24Oh, boy!
05:25Oh, boy!
05:25Oh, boy!
05:26You won?
05:28I won!
05:30Hey, thank you, Mamo!
05:32Hee-hee!
05:33Yippee!
05:37Wow!
05:38This game is twice as much fun when you play with real money.
05:42I'll give you $100,000 for the Statue of Liberty, Slimer.
05:45Uh-uh.
05:46Uh-uh.
05:46Nope.
05:47$200,000.
05:48Come on, Spud.
05:50You only paid me $50,000 for all my Beverly Hills hotels.
05:53Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee.
05:55Huh?
05:56Not more reporters.
05:58No!
05:59More pizza!
06:05Showtime!
06:06And that guy!
06:08Hey.
06:09I could eat a...
06:10YAH!
06:12Whoa!
06:13Look at that.
06:14YAH!
06:14Oh, dear.
06:25The pizza parlor says we should check into the Rubber Room Hotel.
06:29We've been told to go worse places.
06:31Much worse.
06:33And often.
06:34Oh!
06:35I'm sorry, guys.
06:36Aw, don't worry, Slimer.
06:39Some sweet sounds from this new Ricky bottle cheer me up.
06:44Hey!
06:45I don't know about you guys, but it sure cheering me up.
06:47And down.
06:48And up.
06:49And this.
06:49It's supposed to be Debbie Gibson.
06:51Forget the tunes.
06:53What do you think of these new threads Slimer bought for me?
06:55Am I it or what?
06:57You look terrific.
06:58What do you do?
07:01Oh!
07:02Whoa!
07:03Whoa!
07:08Oh!
07:13Watch out!
07:15Must be that hot Australian group, huh?
07:18Weird.
07:18Seems like everything Simon buys with his lottery money turns out screwy.
07:22Aw, come on. A few coincidences, that's all.
07:26Docs!
07:27Huh?
07:31Coincidences?
07:32Sure. This bud bought me these new threads.
07:34And you don't see anything wrong with these, do you?
07:36Oh, uh, speaking of threads, you've got a loose one here.
07:46Okay, you made your point.
07:51Now what?
07:52Yippee!
07:54Come on, come on, come on, come on!
07:56Is it cool or what?
07:59Oh, my gosh.
08:02A new echo!
08:08Slider!
08:09She's... she's beautiful.
08:11All right!
08:14Man, I gotta try this baby out.
08:18Fasten your seatbelts, guys.
08:21We're riding in style.
08:27That's my turn!
08:29Yeah, woo!
08:36Aw, it's not your fault, old guy.
08:38You thinking what I'm thinking?
08:40Hmm.
08:43Ghostbusters, hold, please.
08:45Ghostbusters, hold on, please.
08:48One moment, Steve.
08:49Hold.
08:50Please hold.
08:51Be right with you.
08:52Ghostbusters, hold on!
08:59Oh, eight calls in the last hour.
09:01Gremlins and poltergeist popping up all over the city.
09:04What's going on?
09:05I have an idea about that.
09:09Slimer's locker?
09:10So he's sleeping in there again.
09:12So what?
09:14It's not Slimer I'm concerned about.
09:16It's this money.
09:18I believe this is the source of the spectral contamination that's causing us and the city
09:22of New York so much grief.
09:24No, wait!
09:24No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
09:26I'm sorry, Slimer, but this money has been imbued with supernormal properties that are
09:30contact transferable.
09:31Huh?
09:32He says the money's haunted and it spreads bad luck to whoever touches it.
09:36Oh, no!
09:38So what do we do now?
09:39Well, we could burn it.
09:41Oh, burn my money?
09:42Hey, hey, hey, you can't do that.
09:44No, we can't.
09:46Destroying money is a federal offense.
09:48We have to decontaminate it or get rid of it.
09:50So let's decontaminate it and go shopping.
09:52Yeah, the top goes shopping!
09:56Whoa!
09:58Yahoo!
10:01Decontamination is not a viable solution.
10:03We'll have to trace the curse back to its source.
10:10Readings are getting stronger.
10:12Steady as she goes, Winston.
10:13We have 90% of the problem contained right here.
10:16If we can return this contamination to the source, we can keep the damage to a minimum.
10:20You mean we have to give up the money?
10:22No!
10:23Unless you have a better idea.
10:25Don't rush me.
10:26I'm thinking.
10:27I'm thinking.
10:27Uh-oh, guys.
10:28Look there.
10:30Oh, blue!
10:38Very high readings.
10:40This is probably the source.
10:41Spread out.
10:42The focal point is around here somewhere.
10:52Winston, check this out.
10:54Well, I'll be.
10:55Jonathan Tightly, the guy in the book.
10:58The armored truck must have skidded in here with Slimer's money.
11:01I'll bet Tightly's spirit is behind this.
11:03Oh, come on, Ray.
11:04That's a bad bet, even with all the Slimer's money.
11:07Then don't believe me.
11:09Ask him.
11:10What?
11:11Me?
11:21Hey, we do the zapping around here, pal.
11:25Watch this, Smokey.
11:26Here's how it's done.
11:31Peter, dump your pack.
11:32It's overloading.
11:39What's his problem, anyway?
11:41Years ago, the state took Tightly's money for taxes.
11:43Slimer's lottery money comes from the state.
11:45Tightly wants it back.
11:47Back?
11:49Whoa!
11:50Let's do it.
11:57Married money.
11:58Married money!
12:12Easy come, easy go, Spud.
12:14You know, money's great, Slimer, but it's not everything.
12:17It isn't?
12:18You still have us.
12:19Oh, yeah, the guys.
12:29Congratulations, guys.
12:30The call stopped around midnight last night.
12:32So, what to do with the money?
12:34Let's just say we made a deposit.
12:36Yeah, a deposit.
12:38Yes, at the standard rate of ectoplasmic decay,
12:41we should be able to reclaim it in about 700 years.
12:44What about all the money Slimer already spent?
12:47Won't it still cause problems?
12:48When Tightly got his money back, the curse lost its power.
12:57Not another lottery.
12:59Nope.
13:00That's pep-a-lucky.
13:06Deposit.
13:14Guys, here's a list of things to do.
13:17Rosemary shopping is Friday.
13:19Annual proton pack maintenance is due.
13:21Oh, almost forgot.
13:23Two women are coming this morning to interview the temporary secretary.
13:25We'll handle it, Janine.
13:27Yeah, just have a great vacation.
13:28Oh, sure.
13:30Janine, go.
13:31We'll be fine.
13:32Well, most of us anyway.
13:35So, who wants to interview the two lady job applicants?
13:38Ladies are my department.
13:42Oh, duty calls.
13:44Oh, you little lady killer, you.
13:49I'm Mrs. Attermeyer, here for the temp job.
13:53Oh, right.
13:55Come on in.
14:00So, where do I interview?
14:02Uh, I just remembered Slimer and I have some spring cleaning to do.
14:08And those proton packs aren't going to fix themselves.
14:11What?
14:11Oh, yeah.
14:13We better get to them right away.
14:20Now, I type 150 words per minute, no errors, I take perfect dictations, and I have 22 years' experience.
14:27Period.
14:28So, do I have the job or not?
14:30Well, Mrs. Attermeyer, I guess the job is, uh...
14:33You can't give her that job.
14:35No way, man.
14:36Not until you interview her.
14:38Yeah.
14:44Hi there, sugar.
14:47Wow!
14:52You boys are a caution.
14:58Well, I see spring cleaning and equipment maintenance seem to have hit a snag.
15:02I was, uh, just on my way to...
15:04I had to get, um...
15:06Bye-bye, boys.
15:07See you later, Dixie.
15:08Uh, Dixie, I would have...
15:09Well, anything for you, Mr. Egon, honey.
15:13Uh, thanks.
15:18Now, where's that pesky little old D?
15:25Oh, there must be a silly little old E here somewhere.
15:28Yeah!
15:29Why, thank you, boys.
15:31Don't mention it.
15:33Yeah, it was, uh, it was nothing.
15:35Yeah, we got 25 more where that one came from.
15:38Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
15:41Yoo-hoo, boys.
15:43I'm going up to the kitchen for a little lunch.
15:46Y'all want to watch the phone?
15:52Oh, gosh, I, uh, I better go get some more cleaning fluid.
15:56Good idea.
15:57Yeah, I'll just keep working here.
16:00Right.
16:01Right.
16:15Excuse me!
16:16Thank you, sugar!
16:18Are you sure of me?
16:20Hmm.
16:32Surprise!
16:35Sweets for the sweet.
16:37Aren't you a dear?
16:39I just love chocolate to death.
16:45She's crazy about me, Egon.
16:49Simply crazy.
16:53Slimer?
16:59Look.
17:03Hmm.
17:08Look at this phone message Dixie wrote.
17:10Is this a 7 or a 9?
17:12Looks like a 3.
17:13Or 16.
17:15Maybe you'd better ask Dixie.
17:17Toodaloo, boss.
17:19See y'all tomorrow.
17:22Dixie!
17:25Dixie?
17:29So she can't type fast.
17:31So?
17:31Who cares?
17:32Forget the typing.
17:33She's strange, Peter.
17:34Very strange.
17:37The only thing strange about her is that she hasn't flipped over me yet.
17:40Which proves that while she may not be a great secretary, she does have taste.
17:45Well, let's vote on her.
17:47All in favor of keeping Dixie, raise your hand.
17:49Yeah!
17:51Yeah!
17:51All right!
17:52All right!
17:52Yay!
17:55Majority rules, Egon.
17:56Dixie stays.
17:58Morning, boss.
18:00Morning, Dixie.
18:02Morning, Dixie.
18:03Oh, brother.
18:11Oh, Egon.
18:13That is truly amazing.
18:15Uh, thank you, Dixie.
18:17You're the smartest Ghostbuster of all, aren't you?
18:20Well, I, uh...
18:22Smart men tickle my fancy.
18:29Egon, darling.
18:35Ooh!
18:37I want my flowers back!
18:41Ooh!
18:43Ooh!
18:43Yuck!
18:46And now, Egon, darling, you're mine!
18:50Ooh!
18:55Ooh!
19:01No!
19:02No!
19:03Dixie's are gone!
19:10Earthquake!
19:11Earthquake!
19:12Quick!
19:13Where's Dixie?
19:16Man!
19:17This is no earthquake!
19:19It's supernatural!
19:21That does it!
19:22Get the spare throwers!
19:24No!
19:25Uh, he fellers looking for these.
19:29Oh, Egon.
19:32Oh, is it not grand!
19:39What?
19:39What happened?
19:40Well, I'll tell you what happened.
19:42You kissed our baby sister.
19:44And where we come from, that means it's time to get married.
19:48Right, Jim Bob?
19:50Uh...
19:50Married?
19:52But she's a ghost.
19:53Yeah, Egon can't marry her.
19:55He's a real-life person.
19:57Sort of.
19:58Don't you worry nothing, sonny.
20:00We'll fix that.
20:02Y-you mean...
20:03Uh-huh.
20:05Hold it!
20:06Nobody harms one hair on Egon's pointed little head.
20:09Yeah, right.
20:10Nobody.
20:12Quiet!
20:14Or you be joining him.
20:17Well, no need to get upset, gentlemen.
20:19I'll go willingly.
20:20Huh?
20:20What?
20:21No, you can't, huh?
20:22But where I come from, the condemned man always gets a last wish.
20:26Is that all right?
20:30Depends.
20:31What kind of wish?
20:32I'd like to, uh, bake the wedding cake.
20:36Oh, Egon, honey.
20:39How sweet!
20:42Oh, Jim Bob, see what's taking my sweetest so long with that cake?
20:47Sure, Dixie.
20:48Hey, lover boy.
20:50Ah!
20:52Egon!
20:57Oh, no!
20:59What is he?
21:00I'm afraid so.
21:06Oh, poor Egon.
21:08Oh, he was a true friend.
21:14Look, it's Egon's spirit.
21:18Hmm.
21:20Egon, darling, now we can get married.
21:24I wanna make that buddy.
21:26That's right, honey.
21:28Enough messing around.
21:30Let's get on with the wedding.
21:31Hit it, boys!
21:37Whatever happened to the simple custom of throwing rice?
21:48Boy, they really go all out, don't they?
21:50Personally, I like theme weddings.
21:54Oh, darling.
21:55Time to tie the knot.
21:58First, Egon says he has a little song he wants to play.
22:01Especially for you.
22:02Right, Egon?
22:05Oh, you little love muffin.
22:17One.
22:19Two.
22:20Two.
22:21Two.
22:24Ah!
22:26Bravo!
22:27Bravissimo!
22:29All right!
22:29Excelente!
22:31Oh!
22:34Well, I guess I can live with that.
22:37Come on.
22:37Honey gone, honey.
22:41I mean, I was a little old switch.
22:45So, I mean, Egon says he wants you to have a bouquet of his favorite flowers.
22:51Why, that's very, very sweet.
22:54Did you get the wolf bang?
22:55Yeah.
22:58Oh, Egon.
22:59I do believe I'm gonna swoon.
23:04Oh!
23:05Oh, my goodness gracious!
23:09Hot diggity.
23:10Looks like I'm next in line to get.
23:17Excuse me, darling.
23:19I had to fix my face.
23:26But I can live with that.
23:29Yep.
23:32What's he saying now?
23:34He wants to know if he can give you a good-luck kiss before the ceremony.
23:38Aww.
23:40Oh, my.
23:41Well, maybe just a teensy, tiny one.
23:44Yeah, yeah!
23:45Woo-hoo!
23:47Ah!
23:48Ah!
23:50Ah!
23:51Oh!
23:52Oh!
23:52Oh!
23:53Woo-hoo!
23:54Ah!
23:57Ah!
23:58You think he liked it?
24:00Don't even think about it.
24:02I can live with your stupid music.
24:05I couldn't even live with these awful flowers.
24:08But I cannot live with this.
24:10Yuck!
24:13Come on, boys!
24:14We're going home!
24:21Way to go, Spud.
24:22Yes, a brilliant performance, Slimer.
24:26That's me.
24:27I don't know how I'll ever repay you.
24:30Easy.
24:32I don't know.
24:33I don't know.
24:35I don't know.
24:36I don't know.
24:37Egon, what is it with you and Secretaries?
24:39They all love you, big guy.
24:41I mean, first Janine, then Dixie, and now our new Secretaries.
24:45Peter, please.
24:50Boys, wait!
24:51Uh-oh.
24:56You forgot your sweaters.
24:59Thank you, Mrs. Spangler.
25:02And here's some chicken soup in case you get hungry.
25:05Thank you, Mrs. Spangler.
25:07Did you all wear clean underwear?
25:09You never know when you might be in an accident.
25:12Mom, we have to go.
25:15And if you're gonna be, what is cool?
25:19Yes, Mrs. Spangler.
25:22Yes, Mrs. Spangler.
25:38There's something strange in the neighborhood.
25:42And it don't look good.
25:43Who you gonna call?
25:45God, let's go.
25:47There's something weird.
25:49And it don't look good.
25:51Who you gonna call?
25:53God, let's go.
25:57I ain't afraid of no ghosts.
26:06I ain't afraid of no ghosts.
26:08I ain't afraid of no ghosts.
26:10Who you gonna call?
26:12God, let's go.
26:17Dig.
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