00:12Lousy exhaust fumes. Must be going to my head.
00:16What the heck do you think you're doing sneaking up on me like that?
00:19Didn't mean to stop you, sir. I'm a traveling salesman, you see.
00:23New here in town.
00:26Look, I'm not interested in buying any slicer dicers. Just move it along, buddy.
00:33No currency required. No payment do I need. Satisfaction completely. Guaranteed.
00:41I told you I...
00:43Oh, now that you mention it, there is something I'd like. A little peace and quiet.
00:51I gotta shout so much around here, sometimes I get sick of the sound of my own voice.
00:56As you wish. A pleasure doing business with you.
01:14If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who are you going to call?
01:23If there's something weird and it don't look good, who are you going to call?
01:30That's right.
01:37Are you breaking into no ghost?
01:39Energy and pain.
01:41Running through your head.
01:44Who's going to call?
01:46Ghostbusters.
01:47Ghostbusters.
01:48Ghostbusters.
01:49Ghostbusters.
01:50Ghostbusters.
02:00Ghostbusters.
02:01Ghostbusters.
02:01Ghostbusters.
02:02Ghostbusters.
02:04Ghostbusters.
02:07Ghostbusters.
02:08Ghostbusters.
02:10Ghostbusters.
02:14Ghostbusters.
02:15Ghostbusters.
02:18Ghostbusters.
02:19Ghostbusters.
02:19Ghostbusters.
02:19Ghostbusters.
02:20Ghostbusters.
02:20Those wires are firehazard, Egon.
02:22Yes, well, I'll insulate them later.
02:25I've almost got this thing licked.
02:28I'll leave it to Egon to be the first person ever to burn down a firehouse.
02:36Man, I got a C- in existential philosophy.
02:39I really studied for this one.
02:40Hey, don't sweat it.
02:42I read where Thomas Edison failed science.
02:45Yeah?
02:45So, you saying I remind you of Thomas Edison?
02:48No, one of his inventions.
02:50The dim light bulb.
02:54Hey, I'm no dim light bulb.
02:56I got 100 watts of power in every brain cell.
02:59What's that about?
03:00None of your business.
03:01Chill, I wasn't snooping.
03:03I'm talking about those bloodstains.
03:06You spill some of your midnight snack?
03:09Those aren't bloodstains.
03:11Pagan knocked over a glass of grape juice, if you must know.
03:13I thought cats were supposed to be graceful.
03:16And I thought college students were supposed to be bright.
03:18I guess some stereotypes just don't hold up to scrutiny.
03:22What did I do?
03:23Well, let's see.
03:24You insulted her cat, peeked at her journal, and called her a vampire.
03:28Other than that, yeah, well...
03:31Guys, Egon wants you to see something.
03:40It's a synthetic ecto-imaging program.
03:43As you know, it's impossible to photograph a ghost.
03:46But with this equipment, we can effectively synthesize an image of a paranormal being based upon its trace ecto-energy
03:52residue.
03:53Ghost photos.
03:54Just what I want to carry in my wallet.
03:56Earlier, I fed in the PKE readings of an ectoplasmic entity.
04:00Observe.
04:05It's okay, Slimer.
04:07The camera always adds 15 pounds.
04:11It's kind of fuzzy.
04:13Hey, let me show you guys a little something I picked up in computer graphics class.
04:16No!
04:17Don't touch anything!
04:18Whoa!
04:22My data!
04:33Ghostbusters!
04:33We snatch them, we catch them.
04:35Hey, it was an accident.
04:37Yeah?
04:38Well, you're a walking accident.
04:39What is it?
04:40A janitor at Grand Central Station.
04:42He says you gotta see it to believe it.
04:45You get a statement?
04:47You gotta be kidding.
04:53Excuse me.
04:54Can we talk to you?
04:57Huh?
04:59Apparently not.
05:02Here.
05:08A salesman did it.
05:10Help me, please.
05:11A salesman?
05:16Available for a limited time only.
05:18You won't want to miss this special offer.
05:21Can I interest you in a little something?
05:24No, thanks.
05:25As you can see, I've pretty much got everything I need.
05:28Mm-hmm.
05:29But do you have everything you want?
05:31You see, I'm not your typical salesman.
05:35What I have to offer is rather unique.
05:38No currency required.
05:40No payment do I need.
05:41Satisfaction completely guaranteed.
05:44Well, there is one thing.
05:47It's silly, I know, but I'd like to be young again.
05:51Yes, I think I can accommodate you all.
06:07And all I wanted was to look young again.
06:10Definitely the work of the same spectral being that attacked the conductor.
06:14We're bringing in the trace matter for analysis.
06:15There's no time.
06:17Janine has just informed me of several calls indicating recent activity in the vicinity of Central Park.
06:21No currency required.
06:23No payment do I need.
06:25Satisfaction completely guaranteed.
06:28Yeah.
06:29Well, there is one thing I wouldn't mind having.
06:33That guy over there with the pretty girl?
06:35I'd sure like to have his looks.
06:39An excellent request.
06:46What's happening?
06:52Oh, poor man.
06:54Excuse us.
06:55Step aside, folks.
06:56Scientists coming through.
06:57What's happening to me?
07:00Man.
07:01What's happening, Sophie?
07:04It's called a PKE meter.
07:06You're under the sway of a Class 6 spectral transmogrification.
07:10Relax.
07:11We see it all the time.
07:13What are you talking about?
07:14We never see anything.
07:16Can you tell us what happened?
07:18A salesman.
07:20Man.
07:20I don't know what this guy's selling, but he's getting terrible word of mouth.
07:25Satisfaction completely guaranteed.
07:28You know what I'd really like?
07:29To reconnect with my family.
07:31You know?
07:32Get back to my roots.
07:34Yes.
07:35What a lovely sentiment.
07:39Huh?
07:45Help me.
07:49I'm picking up something strong.
07:53What?
07:55What is this?
07:57Somebody please.
07:59Don't tell me.
08:00A salesman about Yay Tall?
08:01All I said was I wanted to get back in touch with my roots.
08:06This ghost apparently takes people's wishes and twists them into something horrible.
08:10Yeah, well, it's giving me the creeps.
08:12Guys with two heads, old ladies with baby bodies, and now Mr. Chia Pet here.
08:16Maybe we ought to go back to the firehouse and see what Egon says.
08:20Me?
08:20I'm going to find this salesman and kick his Willy Loman behind ten ways from Tuesday.
08:25If you're scared, then leave.
08:26Hey, nobody said anything about scared.
08:29What?
08:30Look out!
08:37Nice going, bud.
08:39You just saved the Big Apple from a major snack attack.
08:42I take back what I said earlier.
08:44You're not an accident.
08:45You're a disaster.
08:48What are you kids, insane?
08:49We're Ghostbusters, dude.
08:51It was an honest mistake.
08:52Yeah, well, I hope you got a good lawyer, because it's going to be an expensive mistake.
08:56I'm getting a cop.
08:57You believe this?
08:58Now we've got to wait around, probably fill out all kinds of forms.
09:01Uh, I really need to get these readings back to Egon.
09:04I go where the big guy goes.
09:06I've got to go feed my cat.
09:08Pagan gets real hungry this time of day.
09:12Yeah, thanks for nothing, guys.
09:14Pagan gets real hungry this time of day.
09:18Hey, friend, you look troubled.
09:20A shame the way your pals deserted you.
09:24Yeah, well, you better get out of here, mister.
09:27There's a crazy ghost on the loose.
09:28Ah, I guess that's why the park is so empty all of a sudden.
09:32Uh, I'm from out of town.
09:34Any idea where folks go on a Sunday afternoon?
09:38I don't know.
09:39Well, lots of people hit that flea market over on 63rd.
09:42Ah, yeah.
09:43A flea market?
09:45Well, thanks for the tip.
09:47Anything I can do for you?
09:49Yeah.
09:50Get Kylie to quit disrespecting me.
09:52She treats that cat of hers better than she treats me.
09:54Mm-hmm.
09:55You want it?
09:57You've got it.
10:01You!
10:01Hey!
10:02Hey!
10:05Where am I?
10:07Oh, man.
10:09I'm in Kylie's bedroom.
10:11Uh-oh.
10:12Busted.
10:13What do I do?
10:14I'll just tell you the truth.
10:16I met the ghost and he's at me here.
10:18Yeah, right.
10:19I should never believe that.
10:21Oh, I'm so glad to see you, sweetie.
10:24You are?
10:25Um, did you just call me sweetie?
10:28Give Mama a big kiss.
10:31No!
10:41Why are you acting so weird?
10:43You try waking me up with four paws and a tail.
10:45You'd be acting weird, too.
10:50Hello, Pagan.
10:51Hey, Doc.
10:52You speak cat.
10:53Listen up.
10:54You gotta give me something to change me back into a person.
11:00Ah, I think I know what's wrong.
11:03Oh, all right.
11:05He understands me.
11:08Worms.
11:09What?
11:10Some antibiotics ought to help.
11:15Man!
11:16No!
11:17No!
11:18No!
11:24These P.K.E. readings you took should be able to give us an excellent synthetic image of the entity
11:29we're dealing with.
11:31Something wrong with Pagan?
11:33Yeah, he's got a person trapped inside him.
11:36I'm kind of worried about him.
11:38He hasn't been himself.
11:40I'm kind of worried about Eduardo.
11:41He isn't back from the park yet.
11:44Hope that truck driver didn't have him arrested.
11:46Maybe he's dead.
11:48Hey, that's my line.
11:50I'm getting an image.
11:54Pagan, no!
11:58He's pulling an Eduardo.
12:01Bad city.
12:02I am Eduardo!
12:03Look at the screen!
12:07That's weird.
12:08Two different entities seem to be showing up.
12:10What you're seeing is the demon's essence overlaid with the way he manifests himself in human form.
12:15In this case, as a salesman.
12:18Two, two, two ghosts in one.
12:20I'll check the spirit guide database.
12:25Doophanes, a demon originating in ancient Greece.
12:29He reappears briefly every few hundred years in various guises, granting wishes.
12:35Then twisting the wishes into something horrible.
12:38Sounds like we don't have much time before this twisted Santa leaves town.
12:42And if that happens...
12:43Everything will stay the way it is.
12:46What?
12:47No way I'm staying this way.
12:53Pagan!
13:01Isn't that cute?
13:03It's like he's spelling out a word.
13:08I am Eduardo.
13:11Oh no!
13:13Please!
13:14It can't be!
13:15The salesman must have gotten to him.
13:18I don't even want to think about what he wished for.
13:21Get out of my cat!
13:22We've got to find the ghost, fast!
13:24You said it, sister!
13:26Let's roll!
13:30You can ride with us.
13:31But no clawing the upholstery, all right?
13:42Yeah, man.
13:43You know what I wish?
13:44That I was made of money like some of them rich folks.
13:47As you wish.
13:57I'm getting zero readings.
13:59The salesman could be anywhere in the tri-state area.
14:02Well, it seems like he's drawn to places where there's lots of people.
14:05Oh, well, that narrows it down.
14:11You, uh, got to use the litter box, Eddie?
14:16Hey!
14:22F-L-E-A.
14:23He's got fleas?
14:24Stay away from me!
14:26Oh, you idiot!
14:29Flea market?
14:31There's that big flea market on 63rd.
14:35I didn't know that's one!
14:41Oh, we may be too late!
14:48He's still in the area.
14:50Two hundred dollars for a lizard and a bird.
14:54Your grandkids are gonna love them.
14:59No payment do I need.
15:03If only things would be like they were in the old days.
15:07Stop!
15:07Don't ask for anything!
15:17Earthquake?
15:25Worse!
15:37Uh, Houston, we got a problem!
15:40That's B.T.
15:41It's real!
15:47We've got an idea.
16:08Godzilla is down for the count!
16:16Pick on somebody your own size!
16:26You okay?
16:28Yeah.
16:30Thanks, Pagan.
16:32Thanks, Pagan?
16:33Ah, looks like we lost our guy.
16:35We can pick up his trail from the Ecto-1.
16:40PKE emanations leading to the Midtown area.
16:43He's heading for Grand Central!
16:44We can't let him leave town.
16:46If he does, everything will stay the way it is.
16:49Ew.
16:50You think I want to stay like this?
16:52I hate tuna.
16:55And I think I'm getting a hairball.
17:03Oh, you never can talk to strangers!
17:09The only way to defeat this ghost is to think up a wish that can be used against him.
17:13How about I wish this never happened?
17:16Yeah, right.
17:17And he'll make it so he never existed.
17:26There he is!
17:32Shouldn't he be squirming in agony about now?
17:37That human form he's in, it must act as some kind of shield.
17:42And plan B is?
17:44That way!
17:45Down there!
17:48Let's spread out.
17:54You're ghosty ghosty ghosty.
17:57It's not often anyone summons me.
18:01Yeah?
18:01Yeah?
18:01Well, I'm on to you, pal.
18:03And you can save your sales pitch, because I'm not buying.
18:06Won't you at least take a look?
18:11The NBA.
18:13You want to be turned into a basketball?
18:15I'll bet you always dreamed of being in the Ivy League, eh?
18:22Right!
18:23Ivy has a house plant!
18:25Don't listen to him, either of you!
18:27How about you, young lady?
18:28Hey, surely there's something you'd like?
18:31A reunion, perhaps?
18:33Grandma Rose...
18:35I wish...
18:39Snap out of it, you jerks!
18:41Pagan's right, you guys.
18:42We can't fall for this two-bit peddler!
18:45Yeah.
18:46That suitcase is nothing but false advertising.
18:52Where'd he go?
18:54We're on the wrong platform.
18:56Look!
19:03Hey, Buardo!
19:04Get back here!
19:06Forget the kitty!
19:07We got a ghost to bust!
19:09If he hurts one hair on Pagan's head!
19:18Wait!
19:19I wish...
19:21No, that won't work.
19:28That's it!
19:29I wish you would not grant me this wish!
19:32What was that?
19:34I wish you would not grant me this wish!
19:37I don't get it!
19:37How could he grant the wish by not granting the wish?
19:40Because if he grants it, he can't not grant it!
19:42Exactly!
20:09Hey, Buardo!
20:10I've got a wish for you!
20:11I wish you were toast!
20:16I'm on a trap!
20:28Hey, again, I'm so glad you're back.
20:31That was great the way you came up with that plan to defeat the ghost.
20:34So, dude, what was it like being Kylie's cat?
20:39Educational.
20:40He told me lots of things about her.
20:43Uh, what kind of things?
20:45Hey, Pagan's the smart one.
20:47Why don't you ask him?
21:10Something lurking in your closet.
21:12Who can make you feel alright?
21:17I wish you were.
21:19Way out.
21:20Woo!
21:21You
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