00:07Shalom, baby!
00:25Kevin?
00:30What the...?
00:34Hey! Back off! You hear me?
00:41Get away from me!
00:45Get away from me, man!
01:04If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call?
01:13If there's something weird and it don't look good, who you gonna call?
01:20That's right.
01:28I ain't afraid of no ghost!
01:30Can I see him change?
01:32Run into your head?
01:34Who you gonna call?
01:37Ghostbusters!
01:37Oh, yes!
01:40I ain't afraid of no ghost!
01:45You know, busting makes me feel good!
01:48I ain't afraid of no ghost!
02:05The police brought them in last night.
02:10We've been unable to identify the substance covering them.
02:13Some sort of clay.
02:16And it's brimming with ectoplasmic residue.
02:18Try some on your face, Kylie.
02:20Might clear up that pasty complexion.
02:23Look, the chief of staff would be furious if he knew I called you people.
02:27Oh, but whatever's afflicting these two is beyond the scope of medical science!
02:32First thing you gotta do is get the clay off of the...
02:34No!
02:40I should've warned you about that.
02:42Yeah. Tiny oversight.
02:51And how are you ever gonna pass if you keep dozing off in class?
02:55Comparative sociology? How can you stay awake?
02:58Over here! Over here! I'm wide open!
03:02Oh, wish! In your face!
03:06Man!
03:07Beat you guys bad!
03:09Yeah, well, it's only cause you had the big guy.
03:12Hey, man! I got fifty bucks says me and my grandma could wax you stiffs!
03:17Yeah, well, that's easy to say, cause your grandma ain't around.
03:20Hang on, Roland.
03:22See that guy in the wheelchair?
03:23I'll take him AND spot you five points!
03:27Aight, mouth! You're on!
03:30Hey, my friend here happens to be very eff-
03:32Very!
03:33Flattered.
03:39I'll try not to cost you too many points, pal.
03:44Over here! Over here! Come along! Come on!
03:46Go, go! Go, go! Oh man!
03:48Over here!
03:49Over here! Over here!
03:51Over here! Over here!
03:52Hit it!
03:53Shoot it!
03:55Go, go, go!
03:58Oh, man, nice doing business with you, gentlemen.
04:05Those boys never knew what hit them.
04:08Guys, meet Garrett.
04:11This is Trey and Charlie.
04:12Hey, what's going on?
04:13Sup.
04:14How you doing?
04:15You two know each other?
04:17Yeah, Spencer's from the old neighborhood, Brooklyn Heights.
04:20We used to do this for pizza money.
04:22I can't believe he's still working the courts.
04:24Ah, you know me, G-Man.
04:26Anything for the juice.
04:28The juice?
04:30Hello?
04:31The adrenaline rush?
04:33Man, is this guy with you or something?
04:35Oh, yeah, sorry.
04:36Guys, this is Roland, one of my fellow Ghostbusters.
04:43Yeah, well, I'm running late today.
04:46I'll see you at the firehouse, Garrett.
04:48Oh, yeah, later.
04:49So, what you been up to, man?
04:52Ah, you know, a little this, a little that.
04:54I'm playing with basketball.
04:57I've seen that look before.
04:59You know, the one that says, we don't like your kind?
05:02Well, maybe you're just being overly sensitive.
05:04Garrett wouldn't hang out with people like that.
05:06Yeah, well, maybe.
05:07I just get a bad feeling from them, that's all.
05:09So what?
05:10You get a bad feeling when your socks don't match.
05:20Making for a plump, juicy bird with all the trimmings.
05:29Gimme!
05:31Oh, yeah.
05:32This was worth it.
05:33Fascinating.
05:34According to my analysis,
05:36this clay sample you brought back from the hospital
05:38demonstrates proto-organic properties.
05:41It's alive?
05:42It's growing.
05:43Which begs the question,
05:45where did this proto-organic clay come from?
05:49A proto-organic hobby shop?
05:52You're liking your friends and relatives with...
05:55Especially puzzling was that the synagogue walls
05:58were found covered with wet clay.
06:01Hold it!
06:03As police continue the search for the vandals
06:06who defiled this house of worship late last night,
06:09from the Beth Shalom Synagogue in Brooklyn,
06:12this is Nancy Morrison.
06:16Here you go, slimeball.
06:19Me and my boys got some business to attend to in Brooklyn.
06:24Your boys?
06:28Please, we've been besieged by reporters all day.
06:32We just want to be left in peace.
06:34Do I look like a reporter?
06:36I'm a scientist, man.
06:38We don't want to bother anyone, sir.
06:40We just need a small sample of the clay.
06:42We suspect there may be some supernatural entity at play here.
06:47Supernatural, you call it?
06:48This is an act of hatred, an act of cowardice.
06:51They have desecrated a house of worship.
06:54Rabbi, please, come inside.
07:00I'm starting to see what you mean by that
07:02we don't want your kind look.
07:04No, that was more of a
07:05I've got something to hide look.
07:12How come I got out of the fence?
07:15Because you were a scientist, man.
07:18Maybe we shouldn't be trespassing like this.
07:21Get a grip, Roland.
07:22We're after a clay sample, not the Hope Diamond.
07:30Because you were a scientist, man.
07:33Eduardo, look out!
07:41Oh, man.
07:50Aim carefully. Don't hit Eduardo.
07:58That ought to slow it down.
08:04For about a second.
08:14Uh, I think we made it mad.
08:16Is it me, or is he getting bigger?
08:21Ooh!
08:22Ugh!
08:23Ugh!
08:29Looks like Mr. Bill won't be giving us
08:31no more trouble.
08:34He melted.
08:35It must be a shapeshifter.
08:40Uh, it's moving.
08:42Recalibrate the blaster.
08:44And that thing goes into a mud...
08:48...milkshake.
08:51I thought I asked you to leave.
08:55Ugh!
08:58You did this!
09:01No!
09:02I mean, some of it, but there was this creature.
09:06An ectoplasmic proto-organic entity.
09:09We were trying to stop it.
09:12We were trying to stop it.
09:13We did stop it.
09:13Stop that giant mud pipe cold.
09:16I want you gone from this place, or I'm calling the police.
09:20We were only trying to help.
09:22We really are the good guys.
09:24You have to understand, things are really tense around here.
09:28The rabbi's not only worried for the safety of the synagogue, but what's inside.
09:33Last week, some ancient scrolls arrived from Prague, and to have them damaged would be unthinkable.
09:40I'm beginning to think you were right about the rabbi.
09:4799!
09:49100!
09:55101!
09:58102!
10:00Ugh, the pungent smell of testosterone.
10:05This is a private club?
10:07Yeah, it's okay.
10:08I told them to contact me when there's some action.
10:12So, what do we got?
10:14Haunting, possession, demonic desiccation?
10:16We're not sure.
10:18Something made out of clay.
10:21Clay.
10:22This wasn't like Play-Doh clay.
10:24This was clay with attitude.
10:26We're running a spectral analysis to see what's making it come alive.
10:29Tell you what.
10:30You guys handle the, uh, lab rat stuff.
10:32Call me when the fireworks start.
10:34You're not coming?
10:35I can't.
10:36I'm in the middle of a workout.
10:38Fine.
10:39If you want the lab rats, we'll be back in the maids.
10:44What's the point of having a private club when any of them can just come waltzing in?
10:49Hey, hey, you may be a little uncool, but...
10:52Huh, being uncool is the least of their problems.
10:55The day they let them in here is the day you're dunking jump shots.
10:59I'll show you a jump shot.
11:02Let's say we show Garrett here a real jump shot.
11:09Too bad you're stuck in that wheelchair.
11:11You're gonna miss out on a major rush.
11:14Poor me, stuck in a wheelchair.
11:18We've been planning this for months.
11:26Is this guy out of his mind?
11:29Always has been.
11:43Spence, you have brought us one truly righteous individual.
11:47What do you say?
11:48The guy's proved he's got the stuff.
11:49Yeah, maybe.
11:50But can he hang when we really put it on the line?
11:54A supernatural creature made of clay.
11:57I know it sounds weird, but...
11:59You mean a golem.
12:00According to an old European folktale, during times of extreme strife, a kind of clay robot called a golem could
12:08be created to defend the people in the village from being persecuted.
12:10But it would never be undertaken lightly because the golem could become difficult or impossible to control.
12:16I remember one story where...
12:19How many did they make?
12:20Excuse me?
12:21It's a fable.
12:23But what if it were true?
12:24And what if a golem did exist?
12:26Here and now, in New York?
12:29Then the only thing that could stop it from attacking would be...
12:32To wipe out bigotry and hate.
12:35Good luck doing that.
12:38Enough of this sitting around.
12:40Thought we were gonna see some action.
12:44Hey, dude.
12:45You don't like it here?
12:46Go back and hang with your dumb jock homeboys.
12:48Hey, at least those guys know how to have fun.
12:52Like some people I know.
12:54I'm trying to do some sensitive repairs here, Garrett.
12:57Fine.
12:59Give me a call when you want to do something that requires a pulse.
13:02The clay samples from the synagogue match those from the hospital.
13:06The entity we're dealing with is clearly some sort of ecto-based hybrid.
13:10It's called a golem.
13:11A clay statue brought to life by inserting an ancient scroll into its mouth.
13:16That student.
13:17He said the rabbi just got some ancient scrolls from overseas.
13:21Come on.
13:22He's not gonna say I told you so, is he?
13:24I hate it when he says I told you so.
13:26I knew it.
13:27Close enough.
13:33Sorry I'm late, guys.
13:34Firehouse detail.
13:36Man, you need to cut yourself loose from that crew.
13:39Are you kidding?
13:39They'd fall apart without me.
13:41So, what's up for tonight?
13:43Tonight, we're wrapping up some old business.
13:56What are we doing here?
13:57A little payback.
13:59For what?
14:03Hey, guys, wait a minute.
14:05A couple of nights ago, our buddies came around here.
14:07They were sending these clowns a message and got sent to the hospital.
14:12Covered with clay.
14:14Can you believe that?
14:16Clay?
14:16Yes, listen, Danny.
14:19Come on.
14:19Bust the boots.
14:24Come on, Garrett.
14:26Let's party.
14:30Party time's over.
14:33I thought you said this guy could hang.
14:36We're just having fun.
14:38Fun?
14:39Come on, Spence.
14:40This isn't you.
14:42No!
14:45Your registration's expired, son.
14:47We're confiscating this vehicle.
14:51No, stop!
14:58Cut it out, you jerks!
15:05Yahoo!
15:07What have we here?
15:15Whoa, check out the soft, gooey center on this one.
15:28Tony!
15:29Get away!
15:30Run!
15:34Tony!
15:46Stop!
15:49Geim! Call the police!
15:56Oh yeah, this is a fair fight.
16:01Stay away! Leave him alone!
16:21Hold it right there, Sandman. Here's mud in your eye.
16:31What are you doing here?
16:33It's a long story.
16:37Are you alright, sir?
16:39I'm fine.
16:41Then don't just stand! Stop that thing!
16:46How? I didn't believe such things existed.
16:52Stop! I command you!
16:56I created you! You must obey!
16:59You did this? I am...
17:01I was only trying to protect us. The synagogue. The community.
17:05Stop! You must obey me!
17:12Looks like somebody failed obedience school.
17:16What's the deal? The blasters don't work on this thing!
17:18It's a proto-organic hybrid!
17:20Not purely ectoplasmic in nature.
17:22If you spend more time with the lab rats, you'd know that.
17:25Guilt trip me, why don't you?
17:33Maybe if we recalibrate the blasters, we can nail them!
17:37Too late. He's doing that melting thing again.
17:40This is either a really good thing or a really bad thing.
17:43We're not losing it this time!
17:48What was that thing?
17:50I don't know, man! I don't know!
17:53We gotta get a couple more guys. Go back there!
17:56Are you crazy?
18:12I'm crazy!
18:13What the hell?
18:14What the hell?!
18:14What the hell?!
18:14I know!
18:14I don't know!
18:19What the hell?
18:19I know!
18:20Oh, man!
18:26I know!
18:27Oh!
18:27What the hell?!
18:27What on average are you doing?
18:28G-Man, you gotta stop this thing!
18:31Do I?
18:32I vote we let Gumby wail on him.
18:34I appreciate the sentiment, but we're the good guys, remember?
18:39The recalibration isn't working!
18:43Everybody, outside, now!
18:55Now! Move it, move it!
18:59Come on, I'm right behind you!
19:04Garrett!
19:05I'm going back in.
19:07Wait!
19:12Are you alright?
19:13Now that was a rush.
19:19Nothing could have survived that.
19:21Nice going, G-Man.
19:24Don't call me G-Man.
19:25Only my friends can call me that.
19:33Aw, man!
19:34This thing is like a beatable!
19:37Maybe not.
19:38He's looking a tad crispy around the edges, isn't he?
19:44They gotta be nuts!
19:47They gotta be nuts!
19:49They gotta be nuts!
19:57I'm FΓΌran.
19:58I'm gonna run out of my legs.
20:15I'm waiting for you.
20:16They gotta be nuts!
20:17I'm feeling it!
20:18They're gonna run out of my legs.
20:19I'm feeling the same.
20:20And the other's who seems to be at the end of my legs.
20:22You know?
20:23computations are my legs or my legs.
20:26I'm feeling the same as they're looking at the ends of my legs.
20:32I guess we're wrong about you guys.
20:34Yeah, guess you're good for something after all.
20:38My order.
20:41Nah.
20:43Hey, guys, we don't want any trouble here, okay?
20:46Tell it to the cops.
20:57Safe and sound.
20:58Yes, yes.
21:01I'm so sorry.
21:04I never meant any harm.
21:06At least the precious scroll wasn't damaged.
21:08Such secrets clearly were not meant for us.
21:11We cannot fight hate with hate.
21:13Or violence with violence.
21:15We must always remember that.
21:45We can make you feel alright.
21:48We can die.
21:50We can die.
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