00:04What makes you so sure this is an alien, Molly?
00:07Look at him, Scalder. Antenna, green skin, bug eyes.
00:11Do I have to write you a letter?
00:12I'm sure there's a scientific explanation for this.
00:25Who's here?
00:26This area is off limits.
00:30What the?
00:33Huh?
00:34Huh?
00:59If there's something strange
01:02In your neighborhood
01:03Who are you gonna call?
01:08If there's something weird and it don't look good
01:13Who are you gonna call?
01:15That's right
01:22Are you ready to know ghosts?
01:25It's EMT
01:27Coming through your head
01:29Who are you gonna call?
01:31Ghostbusters
01:32I'm ready to know ghosts
01:39I'm ready to know ghosts
01:40You know Bustin' makes me feel good
01:44I'm ready to know ghosts
01:46I'm ready to know ghosts
02:13I'm ready to know ghosts
02:14What's the problem here?
02:16I'm trying to drum up some publicity for us
02:19By creating a website
02:20It would be nice if I could get to the US online homepage
02:25Let me help you
02:28Hmm
02:29Hmm
02:30Hmm
02:32Okay
02:34Hmm
02:34Come on
02:36You
02:36You stupid
02:40You don't want to surf the net anyway
02:42The government uses it to keep tabs on everyone
02:45While you're looking at it
02:47It's looking at you
02:48I'll tell you why you can't get a computer to work
02:51Probably because I haven't paid the bill
02:53Along with the phone bill, the gas bill, the electric bill, and the water bill
02:58We haven't had a paying client in weeks
03:03Problem is not the computer
03:04It's the online service
03:06Hey, you're a slacker, not a hacker
03:08Why don't you stick your potato chips and leave the microchips to us?
03:14An accident at the US online company has disrupted service nationwide
03:21See, computers are overrated
03:22Watch some TV
03:24You might learn something
03:30Thanks for the dip
03:32Hello, uncle
03:33The damage appears to be extensive
03:36And authorities are investigating the incident
03:39That looks like ectoplasmic residue
03:42Looks more like monkey grease
03:44The only witness had this to say
03:47Monster
03:49Monster
03:50Monster
03:50Monster
03:52Shall we?
04:00This has got to be at least a class five
04:02With some serious claws
04:05If only we could have gotten here sooner
04:07Don't blame yourself, Garrett
04:09There's no way we could have known this would happen
04:11I'm talking about the news, Coot
04:13They left five minutes ago
04:16Alright, who's in charge here?
04:19I am
04:20Wrong
04:20I am
04:22Jack Stone and Harry Gannon, federal agents
04:25Bureau suspects sabotage
04:28Which means you're now in our jurisdiction
04:30I want everybody off the premises and all evidence handed over to me
04:33And I want it done five minutes ago
04:36I'd say you got four, maybe five demons inhabiting this place
04:40Fortunately for you, we've got a special this week
04:43Sorry, guys
04:44You're gonna have to leave
04:45Official business
04:46Come on, Al
04:47I'm trying to close a deal here
04:49Hey, you're making a big mistake, pal
04:51We're the only ones who really know what's going on
04:53It's Ghostbusters
04:54We're in the book
04:56Who are those guys?
04:57I don't know
04:59Said this was the work of demons
05:00Offered to fumigate the place
05:06This is definitely some kind of ectoplasmic residue
05:09But it has a similar chemical composition to petroleum-based lubricant
05:13Told you it was monkey grease
05:15We're dealing with a gremlin
05:18Gremlin?
05:19You mean like in that Twilight Zone episode with Captain Kirk?
05:22How do you know this thing's a gremlin?
05:24Because gremlins secrete an ectoplasmic lubricant from their claws to loosen tight parts
05:29Monkey grease
05:31They dismantle anything mechanical
05:33All those airplanes in mid-flight back in World War II
05:37Correct
05:38And the bigger, the better
05:40Ever hear of the Titanic?
05:42A gremlin sunk the Titanic?
05:45They're small, but capable of massive destruction
05:48A gremlin loose in Manhattan could be cataclysmic
05:52Newsflash
05:52There's a big problem at the main subway terminal
06:02Central control, this is train 6
06:04Our speed has reached 120 miles per hour
06:06And our brakes have failed
06:09Train 6, we're doing everything we can
06:11Relax, Ghostbusters are in the house
06:15Can you take us to the central system?
06:17We may know the source of the malfunction
06:19And you, get the network news here
06:21I'm about to give the public the feel-good story of the week
06:29Keep it moving, we got a runaway train, folks
06:38Monkey grease
06:41We're getting warm
06:43Monkey grease
06:55We're getting warm
06:55There he goes!
06:59I don't like that sound
07:01I don't like that sound
07:05Oh no!
07:06Little Elf must fry!
07:14The train!
07:23You can't be!
07:24You can't be!
07:25We gotta disable track, too!
07:28Light up the rails!
07:29What? Just do it!
07:35I'm reading ya!
07:36I'm reading ya!
07:58Gentlemen, I do believe we're back in the transportation business.
08:05We are gonna be on Letterman!
08:07Oprah, at least.
08:10All right, Harry, what have you got for me?
08:12The residue found at the crime scenes has the same chemical composition as petroleum-based lubricant,
08:18but there's a radioactive trace element we can't identify.
08:24Whoa, sorry.
08:26You guys wouldn't happen to be from the media, would ya?
08:29Jack Stone, federal agent.
08:31Oh man, the feds!
08:33I'm thinking of applying to the bureau after I graduate.
08:36Garrett Miller, Ghostbuster.
08:39You're just the guys you've been looking for.
08:40And we would've caught the actual perp if we weren't so busy rescuing a trainload of passengers from certain death.
08:47Really? So who do you think the perpetrator is?
08:50A gremlin.
08:53Gremlin, huh? You people must be very good at your line of work.
08:56The best, the only, we're the Ghostbusters.
09:00We'll be happy to capture the culprit for ya.
09:03Hmm.
09:04All we want is credit for the bust, and presidential recognition.
09:08You may be just the guys we've been looking for.
09:14Don't you forget to call now!
09:16Oh, don't worry.
09:18Hey, nice guys!
09:23You got it! Garrett here!
09:25You, uh, get any calls from the feds?
09:27We don't want to hear from the feds, man.
09:30I don't think we'll be hearing from anyone anytime soon.
09:33The phones are dead.
09:34Sound familiar?
09:35Just like the online service company.
09:38I think we know where to find our gremlin.
09:43Kylie Griffin, parents divorced, close relationship with her grandmother who died a year ago.
09:47Owns a black cat named Pagan.
09:49A brainiac with a scientific interest in the paranormal.
09:53A loner without purpose.
09:55Eduardo Rivera, lives with his older brother, a cop.
09:58They don't get along, listens to punk music, antisocial.
10:00Hmm, a slacker with a knee-jerk hostility toward authority.
10:04Roland Jackson, oldest sibling in a large lower middle-class family,
10:07involved in Little League, food for the homeless, and other social activities.
10:11Overburdened with responsibility and ready to explode.
10:14Garrett Miller, disabled since birth, keen interest in extreme sports,
10:18loves the rush, studying to be a physical therapist.
10:21They're dangerous.
10:22Get me surveillance.
10:23I want a full report of their exact whereabouts, and I want it five minutes ago.
10:28We're bringing them down.
10:39Everybody relax, the Ghostbusters are in the building.
10:43Ghostbusters?
10:44Wait a minute, that rings a bell.
10:47Oh yeah, your service was disconnected this morning.
10:50Right, the gremlin.
10:53No, non-payment-ia bills.
10:55You mean, your systems are down?
10:58I don't think you know who we are, gorgeous.
11:02We're the ones who can save the city, and we're expecting a very important phone call.
11:05Uh-huh.
11:13Bureaucrats.
11:14Forget the phone company.
11:16We gotta find that gremlin.
11:24Oh, for Pete's sake.
11:26I'm getting traces.
11:29If it was here, it's gone now.
11:32You mean, it hitched a ride with us?
11:36From the subway.
11:37It followed us from the subway.
11:39We've gotta retrace our steps.
11:41Where could he have gotten off?
11:43The phone company.
11:46They were here.
11:47They left.
11:48Nothing happened.
11:49Doesn't fit the profile.
11:51Uh-huh.
11:53Um, Jack?
11:57Clever.
11:58They know we're onto them.
12:00So they switched vehicles.
12:02Looks like they're about to engage in a little braking and entering.
12:05No, wait, wait a minute.
12:06Let's give them five minutes.
12:08Let's see what they have in mind.
12:12The gremlin's still here.
12:14Over there.
12:18Hey, cut out.
12:19He's turning off the lights.
12:21Uh, so what is this place?
12:22Like 30 stories high?
12:24Big building.
12:25Little gremlin.
12:26Could be like finding a needle in a haystack.
12:28Okay, pair off.
12:30Roland and I will start down here.
12:31Garrett, you and Eduardo take the elevator to the top and work your way down.
12:36What?
12:38What was that?
12:40Borby trap.
12:42Around to us.
12:55Nice evening, innit?
12:57Aw, you gotta be kidding!
13:02Here's where we get out.
13:03What?
13:04The car's not stopping.
13:05It must have chewed through the controller.
13:09It's staring at the cable.
13:10We're gonna die, man!
13:12We're gonna die!
13:13Shut up!
13:14Get up there and stop it!
13:16Why don't you?
13:17Alright, alright.
13:20Kylie, Roland.
13:22A little help?
13:23The equivalent's on top of the elevator.
13:25And we're in it.
13:29Well?
13:38No, hit the cable!
13:39I can't even see the cable.
13:45Two stops.
13:46One stop.
13:47Hurry, Roland!
14:09What?
14:13What just happened?
14:15Maybe it's dead.
14:16But the important thing is...
14:18Ground floor.
14:19Housewares lingerie.
14:27It's here.
14:29Boy, you think this stuff stains?
14:31Ugh!
14:42Garrett!
14:43What are you doing?
14:44We got the gremlin!
14:46Then what was they just shooting at?
14:47In case you sociopaths weren't aware, terrorism, sabotage, conspiracy, breaking and entering, and assaulting federal officers are felonies!
14:58You're under arrest!
15:14I'm telling you, we stopped the threat!
15:16It's gone!
15:17Over!
15:18It's a gremlin!
15:19And we trapped it!
15:20You can tell it to Bureau Headquarters in D.C.
15:23Hey, Harry?
15:25Harry?
15:27And Egon, hurry!
15:30What are you doing?
15:32Well, he's entitled to one phone call, isn't he?
15:52Slimer, it's up to you!
15:55I'm running!
16:00I'm running!
16:01Run!
16:09Look, we're obviously not going anywhere.
16:12At least take a look at the ghost trap.
16:14That's where the gremlin is!
16:17If I do, will you shut up?
16:21Help!
16:23Help!
16:25Help!
16:25No!
16:26Stop!
16:28Ah!
16:37That's it!
16:40It's a bomb!
16:42You savages!
16:44This thing could go off any second.
16:46We'll have to defuse it!
16:48No!
16:48It's not a bomb!
16:49Now, if I remember my training.
16:57You're alive.
16:59Must have been a dud.
17:05Hello, it is. The Gremlin.
17:12Agent Stone, is it?
17:13I don't know how to make you believe me,
17:15but thanks to you, there's a Gremlin loose on this plane,
17:17and if we don't stop it, it will dismantle us right out of the sky.
17:22Hey, kind of like that Twilight Zone with Captain Kirk.
17:25If you're hoping for an insanity plea, I'm not buying it.
17:30Take these off, and I'll sign a full confession.
17:34Ah, I'm not falling for that.
17:37Look at me.
17:39What am I gonna do?
17:40Run away?
17:42My legs are useless.
17:46Oh, no.
17:49All right.
17:50All right, but, uh, no funny stuff.
18:02Never underestimate the abilities of the physically challenged.
18:07All right.
18:08Hurry, Garrett!
18:09Hurry, Garrett!
18:15Come on, Garrett.
18:16We're running out of time.
18:18Matt, come out wherever you are.
18:22Hey!
18:34That maniac!
18:36He's sabotaging the plane.
18:42Gotcha!
18:45Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
18:59Gremlin!
19:00Gremlin!
19:03Okay, okay.
19:05We believe you.
19:05You guys are in charge now.
19:08Where is it?
19:12Ow!
19:14That's no gremlin.
19:19That's a gremlin.
19:21Ex-gremlin.
19:23No!
19:24The cabin's pressurized.
19:25The plane'll blow.
19:27Ow!
19:28Ow!
19:29Stop fooling!
19:38Not pressurized anymore!
19:48Not pressurized anymore!
19:58What have we learned here today?
20:00Never open a gremlin-filled ghost trap.
20:06Okay, here comes.
20:08Top story, dramatic landing.
20:10Ghost busters emerge with trapped gremlin.
20:13Federal agents with egg on their faces.
20:15Federal authorities have linked the mechanical breakdowns of this cargo plane to the city-wide mechanical failures in Manhattan.
20:24That's right, that's right!
20:26The cause?
20:28Microwaves emitted by a surveillance satellite.
20:32What?
20:34The gremlin!
20:37Our publicity!
20:38What happened?
20:43No one would ever believe it.
21:02When the things that slitter in the shadows
21:06Keep you up late at night
21:11With a softened lurking in your closet
21:16Who can make you feel alright
21:19Who can make you feel alright
21:21Who can make you feel alright
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