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Tv, Lost in Space (1965) S2E17 — The Questing Beast
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00:02And last week, as you recall, we left Will, Dr. Smith, and the robot checking the radioactive atomic regulator, unaware
00:08that an incredible armored warrior was waiting for the moment to attack.
00:12The atomic regulator is secure. There is no more danger of radioactive poisoning.
00:18It certainly took you long enough, you lugubrious laggard. Now let us return to camp and build fires against the
00:23night. There may well be alien monsters afoot.
00:26We're safe with the robot, Dr. Smith. Safe indeed. He's about as protective as a leaky umbrella.
00:33What is that?
00:42Good heavens, we're being attacked by aliens. There's only one, Dr. Smith.
00:46The forerunner of an army.
01:05I am so sacramente of Anter, and bid defiance. Prepare to do battle, or hold yourself captive night.
01:15He's going to attack. Do something, you cowardly clump. Hurry, finish him off.
01:19I am sorry. I can do nothing.
01:24Oh, dear.
01:36Do you yield?
01:39Help me up, boy.
01:41Yes, sir.
01:47Well, sir.
01:48Do you yield to my valor?
01:50I will yield.
01:51Hmm. It's a good thing you said that. In another instant, I'd have been on you a hacking and a
01:55hewing and a cleaving of your plate for plate.
01:58By my faith, sir, knight.
01:59Now, what a peculiar knight.
02:01Is it?
02:03As a matter of fact, sir.
02:06Why?
02:08I would speak when thou art spoken to, Violet.
02:11Violet, indeed. How dare you?
02:13You happen to be addressing Dr. Zachary Smith.
02:17Zone, sir, knight.
02:18Dost never discipline thy villains.
02:20Well, no matter that.
02:22Shall we discuss your ransom, sir, knight?
02:24I am unable to pay ransom.
02:27Oh, ransom?
02:28Well, that does make things rather messy, doesn't it?
02:30I suppose under the rules of chivalry,
02:32I've nothing to do with a chop over your head?
02:34No!
02:35Oh, I'm sorry, boy. It's the rules, you know.
02:37Well, shall we have at it?
02:39May I suggest an alternative?
02:41Did I not tell you to speak when you are spoken to?
02:43Perhaps you might take a hostage in return for a promise to pay.
02:48A hostage, did you say?
02:50I guess Dr. Smith means me.
02:52Quite the contrary, dear boy.
02:54I offer myself.
02:56I shall serve you faithfully until the ransom is paid.
03:00Why?
03:01Very well, sir, knight.
03:02I shall take your two retainers as hostage against your ransom.
03:06As for the boy,
03:08I shall treat him as my own son,
03:09and he shall be my page.
03:11The other shall be my violet.
03:13Violet, indeed.
03:14Are you suggesting that I should perform menial tasks?
03:17Ha, ha, ha.
03:18By my hallowed, knave,
03:20I'll swing thee to the bone before I'm through.
03:31What's that?
03:33Hey, good Beoth.
03:34Down, good Hound, down.
03:36I have never seen Baskinghound before.
03:39And my good Beoth is among the best.
03:41It is by his keen craft
03:42that we shall finally track down and destroy Gundammer.
03:46Gundammer?
03:47Who in the world is that?
03:49Well, the cresting beast, of course, Dullard.
03:51Know thou nothing?
03:57I shall never hear again.
04:00On with the hunt!
04:02Woo!
04:24Go, go, go, go!
04:31Go, go, go.
04:32Go, go, go.
04:56¶¶
05:16Something wrong?
05:17Oh, not really.
05:19I just don't like the idea of Will being out there alone tonight.
05:22He'll be perfectly safe. He's with Smith and the robot.
05:25You know, all day I've had the strangest feeling
05:27as though there's something watching us.
05:29Sort of like eyes boring into your back.
05:32Ah, your woman's intuition is showing again.
05:34Don't you laugh at it.
05:36Oh, he'll be all right. Stop worrying about him.
05:38I've set the drill on automatic.
05:39Why don't we go back to the ship?
05:41All right.
05:48This is the final ignominium.
05:50A man of my quality reduced to chopping wood.
05:58I'm going for more logs.
06:05You shall learn to serve a table.
06:06To carve meat.
06:08Hmm.
06:09And pass dishes with graceful manner.
06:11You must keep my arms burnished,
06:14my mail well oiled,
06:16and my harness in good repair.
06:19More, more.
06:20Yes, sir.
06:21I'll do my best, sir.
06:23In return,
06:24I shall teach you knightly manners.
06:26The use of arm.
06:28The language of courtesy.
06:30The art of equitation.
06:32Ow!
06:34And I shall only beat you
06:35when it is necessary to sharpen thy wits.
06:39Where is it?
06:41Now, no matter.
06:42Your lesson shall begin at once.
06:44Fetch me my gauntlets.
06:46Sir?
06:47My gloves.
06:48They're inside the tent.
06:49Yes, sir.
06:53Come on.
06:54Come on.
06:55Come on.
06:56Yes.
07:01Shh.
07:02Dr. Smith,
07:03what are you doing here?
07:04Quiet, William.
07:05Quiet.
07:05I don't want him to come here and find me.
07:07He has such a temper, you know.
07:09Yeah, but what are you doing here?
07:10Seeking information.
07:12What kind of information?
07:13I must know from whence he came,
07:15and most particularly,
07:16how did he come?
07:17William, he must have a ship,
07:19a functioning spacecraft.
07:20If we can find it,
07:21it may well prove to be invaluable to all of us.
07:24You mean steal it?
07:26Certainly not.
07:27We shall borrow it.
07:28And then, if Sir Sagramonte
07:29should ever return to Earth,
07:30we will give it back to him.
07:32Some chance.
07:33So that's why you volunteered to be a hostage.
07:35Of course.
07:36William, he's taken a fancy to you.
07:38I can see it.
07:39He will confide in you.
07:40Get him to talk.
07:41Perhaps he'll drop a clue
07:43as to where his ship lies hidden.
07:44I don't know, Dr. Smith.
07:46My dear boy,
07:47don't be selfish in your scruples.
07:49Think of your dear parents,
07:50your sisters.
07:50Think of me.
07:52We are all eager to leave this planet, you know.
07:55Well...
07:55Boy!
07:57Night, sir.
07:58Coming, sir.
07:59Now, think about it, William.
08:00Think about it carefully,
08:01and think about where your duty lies.
08:03Now, go.
08:04I don't want him to come here and find me.
08:15What took me so long, lad?
08:16I wanted to make sure I had the right waters.
08:18I'll put them on.
08:20Is something troubling thee, boy?
08:23No, I was just wondering.
08:24Wandering?
08:25About why you're here on our planet.
08:27Well, I told thee, boy.
08:28I hunt the questing beasts.
08:30Go on them all.
08:31Here.
08:31Take out my sword.
08:33Here.
08:34What kind of a beast is it?
08:35Why, it's beastly, I suppose.
08:39Definitely quite beastly.
08:40I've had it.
08:44What's it look like?
08:45Well, it's fearsome, I expect.
08:49Yes, I suppose quite fearsome
08:50in a general run-of-the-mill sort of way.
08:53And it probably breatheth fire.
08:56That's natural and that sort of thing.
08:57And I suppose it hath claws for tearing and rending
09:00and teeth for biting and grinding.
09:03And, well, you know, or a lunch.
09:06Oh, God, yes.
09:08Haven't you ever seen the beast before?
09:10Well, of course not, boy.
09:11How do you talk?
09:12One never sees one's questing beast
09:14until one is face-to-face with it
09:15and good for the final battle.
09:17Well, if you've ever seen it,
09:18why are you hunting it?
09:20Well, because it's my quest.
09:22Botheration, boy.
09:23You do ask a lot of questions.
09:25Just one more so.
09:26What's a quest?
09:28A quest?
09:29I see.
09:30It's the search for the unobtainable.
09:33An opportunity to perform
09:34some worshipful deeds of valor.
09:36A chance to explore one's own soul
09:39in the weighing of one's strength and courage.
09:42Yes!
09:44It is that which makes a man young and undefeated.
09:50Even after he is no more.
09:52It is...
09:53It's everything.
09:55How long does it last?
09:57Until one reaches the unattainable,
10:01which is never.
10:03Well, enough of that.
10:04Time for victuals.
10:05Boy, fetch me my napkin.
10:07Yes, sir.
10:08My napkin.
10:11Did you find out how he got here?
10:13Not yet.
10:21Boy!
10:22My napkin!
10:23Get him his napkin.
10:32Pick it up, Father.
10:33You're raising the dust.
10:34I have an extremely delicate bank.
10:36I can't.
10:41Father!
10:42Everybody's raising the dust.
10:44Here's your napkin, sir.
10:45Oh, thank you.
10:46Sir?
10:46Now, what is it, boy?
10:47Well, how do you know the questing beast is on this planet?
10:51Well, I wouldn't be here if it weren't, naturally.
10:54How'd you get here?
10:56I don't know.
10:57I think it had something to do with an enchantment.
11:00No, I'm familiar with the modern opinion
11:02that there are no such things as enchanters and enchantments.
11:05But how else would I find myself
11:06on various planets for Gundam our grazers?
11:09Now, I have no ship,
11:11yet I'm transported in a trice
11:13from planet to planet,
11:14from star system to star system,
11:16yea, from galaxy to galaxy.
11:18There.
11:19And if that be not enchantment,
11:21you tell me what it is.
11:22Then you really don't know how you got here?
11:24I said so, didn't I?
11:27Oh, moderation.
11:28I tell you, boy,
11:29I know this,
11:30that Gundam our is here,
11:31somewhere near.
11:33Sir Sam, Hansi!
11:35Get me to bed, boy.
11:37We started gone.
11:41Look out!
11:43Bell!
11:50Good dog, good hound, bear.
11:53Yes, yes, it is time for beddy-bye.
12:03Enchantment's enchanter's deed.
12:04All that labor,
12:06and what am I to show for it?
12:07All the wood I've chopped
12:09and the fires I've built.
12:10What are you going to do now, Dr. Smith?
12:12Return to the Jupiter, too, of course.
12:14You didn't suppose
12:14that I would stay out here, did you?
12:16Maybe he won't let you.
12:19We'll leave when he's fallen asleep.
12:21You shall leave when he falls asleep.
12:23I'm not going anywhere.
12:24Of course you're going, aren't you?
12:27Why not?
12:28I want to learn more
12:29about the things he talked about.
12:30That babbling nonsense.
12:32I don't think a quest is nonsense, Dr. Smith.
12:35You don't understand that.
12:39Indeed.
12:40This is the final indignity.
12:43A famous gourmet like Zachary Smith
12:45reduced to eating scraps
12:47from someone else's table.
12:51Very badly seasoned.
12:56Who's there?
12:57No one, sir.
12:59No one at all.
13:00No one at all.
13:06Will, Will, wake up.
13:09Now, this is your last chance.
13:10I'm going.
13:11Are you coming with me?
13:12No, Dr. Smith.
13:13Then on your own head, be it goodbye.
13:16Be careful, Dr. Smith.
13:18Never fear.
13:19Smith is here.
13:30Hmm.
13:31Hmm.
13:32Hmm.
14:00What is it, lion?
14:01You sounded like Dr. Smith's.
14:04What's wrong with being?
14:06Oh, God.
14:07Gundamar.
14:08When the hound shows fear,
14:10Gundamar isn't here.
14:11It's virtually the only way
14:12one can ride it, best indeed, you know.
14:14Help me on, boy.
14:15My sword, my shield.
14:16Oh, my little horn here.
14:17Oh, wait a minute.
14:18Oh, okay.
14:19Oh, good boy.
14:21Here's your sword.
14:22Oh, good boy.
14:25You got to go on a dial.
14:26You know, get my shield your advice.
14:28Come later.
14:32Right here, yes.
14:33Oh, thank you, boy, fine.
14:36Oh, good to go to Sir Sagram and Devante who challenges me.
14:41Come out, foul beast, and meet me on the field of Spinal.
14:48Oh, good to go, you'll not escape me this time.
14:51That way!
14:52Yes, that way.
14:54Wait, wait, I forgot your helmet and your lance.
15:10What are you doing here?
15:12Where are Will and Smith?
15:14I have returned to the ship since Will Robinson and Dr. Smith are no longer in my custody.
15:18Their present whereabouts are unknown.
15:21What do you mean, whereabouts unknown?
15:23They are held hostage by a native of the planet Antair.
15:27You were supposed to protect them.
15:28I can take no action against Sacramont of Antair.
15:31Since the Prime Directive forbids me to harm human beings.
15:35Does that mean that the alien is a human being?
15:38Affirmative.
15:39Does he intend them any harm?
15:40I am a cybernetic servomechanism and computer.
15:43Uh, I do not know Professor Robinson.
15:47You're a great help.
15:48What's wrong?
15:49Some alien has taken Will and Smith's prisoner.
15:51Ah, it's impossible.
15:52Is it?
15:52Sure it is.
15:53No alien ship has landed on this planet.
15:55We would have picked it up on radar.
15:56There's been no radar warning.
15:57Well, we could have missed it.
15:59No, no chance.
16:00I check the tape recordings of the radar every day.
16:02There's no ship on this planet.
16:03All right, then.
16:04Where are they?
16:06I don't know.
16:07But I'll get some weapons.
16:08We'll take a look for them.
16:09All right.
16:13Don't alarm Judy and Penny,
16:14but say to it that they don't go too far from the ship.
16:16At least until we know it's out there.
16:18All right.
16:20John, please don't let anything happen to Will.
16:23Don't worry, darling.
16:29Where are Dad and Don going?
16:31Oh, well, they have some work to do.
16:34Penny, don't you go too far from the ship today.
16:36Why not?
16:37Because I told you not to.
16:42There's not much of a reason if you ask me.
17:02Where did you come from?
17:04You look all worn out, you poor thing.
17:09What does that mean?
17:19Sir Sabramonte!
17:22I wonder where everybody is.
17:34Sir Sabramonte!
17:55Oh, the lad, there you are.
17:57Why, my friend, it's behind you.
17:58I looked all night.
18:00Did you find the questing beast?
18:01Aye, that I did.
18:03Help me out, Mac.
18:04Oh, thank you.
18:06You sure look shook up.
18:07Ah, no, did mortal man suffer such a shaking.
18:10Let me down easy.
18:11Oh, thank you.
18:13And feels as if every bone in my body breaketh.
18:16The beast did that to you?
18:18Something did.
18:19Did you fight it?
18:20Aye.
18:21At least I got him one good cut with my sword.
18:25Oh, lad, it would have done your heart good to hear the beast.
18:27Such a catawalling and a howling mortal he never heard before.
18:31Then what happened?
18:32Oh, but shoo me, lad, I know not what.
18:34Suddenly it was though I was seized by some great wind.
18:37I was sent hurtling through the air, cloudy against trees, banging against rocks, and finally splashing into yonder pool.
18:47The beast did that?
18:49Nay, lad, for some enchantment set upon me by some enemy I want not whom.
18:54Oh, woe is me.
18:56How can good steel and shout heart stand foul magic-ing?
19:00There really isn't such thing as enchantment.
19:02No?
19:03Then you tell me what it was that did that to me.
19:06Oh, it was enchantment, sure enough.
19:09Where is Bale?
19:11He's missing, sir.
19:13Miss?
19:15Missing, you say?
19:16You mean you lost him?
19:18He got away in the dark.
19:20I had my hands full with your helmet and lance, and I'm sorry, sir.
19:24Ah, never mind, lad.
19:26It was some enchantment that told the poor hound away from me.
19:30I sure wish you wouldn't talk like that.
19:32Now what are you going to do?
19:34Well, on with the quest.
19:44Well, I'm going to sit here and ache a while.
19:48Then later I will rise up and search some more.
19:56We've got to go find the beast.
19:58Later, lad.
19:59Later.
20:17All I want to be is friends.
20:21Honestly, I don't see any reason why you have to act like that.
20:24It's the nature of the species, my dear.
20:29I beg your pardon, ma'am.
20:32Don't stare, child.
20:35It isn't polite.
20:39No, ma'am.
20:40No, what?
20:41It isn't polite or you won't stare.
20:44You must be explicit, child.
20:46You can talk.
20:47Of course I can talk.
20:49It's a sacramante.
20:49Oh, dear.
20:50We're finding.
20:51There's that nasty old sacramante baying again.
20:55Who's sacramante?
20:56I'll tell you as we walk along.
20:58Well, I really think I ought to get home now.
21:00My mom told me not to go too far.
21:03Nonsense, my dear.
21:04You've reached an age when you should learn about life.
21:07Then believe me, dear.
21:08I have lived.
21:10Well, uh, maybe some other time.
21:12Dear, you are being impolite.
21:18How did you do that?
21:20How would anyone do that?
21:21I teleported, naturally.
21:25Naturally.
21:26I haven't had a good talk with anyone for ages.
21:29And besides, I can't let you go home.
21:32Really, I can't.
21:34If you told your dear parents, I'm quite sure they'd come a-hunting.
21:38And I'm much too tired for any more of that right now.
21:42Come along, dear.
21:59Let's rest a moment, and then we'll go on.
22:02We must find a hiding place for the day.
22:05Why do we have to hide?
22:06So we won't be found, of course.
22:08That's a ridiculous answer.
22:11Tut-tut.
22:12Remember your manners, child.
22:14I've always been thankful that I've had good manners.
22:17Oh, I've had my ups and downs, my dear.
22:20No use in trying to conceal the past.
22:22But through it all, I can always say that I was a lady.
22:27You haven't been listening to a thing I've said.
22:29My dear.
22:31I want to know where we're going and why.
22:33And if you don't tell me, I won't go on any farther.
22:36What is the younger generation coming to?
22:40Very well, if you must know,
22:43I'm being pursued, haunted, tracked down.
22:47Who's hunting you?
22:48A terrible man.
22:50He calls himself Sacramonte of Antaire.
22:53Oh, a horrible fellow, my dear.
22:55Horrible.
22:57Why is he hunting you?
22:58Heaven only knows.
22:59I've been trying to get the answer to that for the last 40 years.
23:04You mean he's been hunting you for 40 years?
23:06Every waking moment of the...
23:11So far, I've been able to keep ahead of him.
23:14Barely ahead.
23:15But sooner or later, he'll catch up and then...
23:18Then he'll cut off my beautiful head
23:21without a horrible snickersy of his.
23:25Poor thing.
23:27Oh, yes.
23:33Thank you, my dear.
23:35Have you tried to talk to this man?
23:37Tried to reason with him?
23:38Heavens, yes.
23:40Only last night?
23:41Yes, last night.
23:43I approached his camp, hoping to communicate with him.
23:47It was useless.
23:49He came charging at me,
23:51bellowing and roaring and waving his sword.
23:54And if I hadn't teleported at the very last moment,
23:57he'd have killed me.
23:59Oh, dear, oh, dear.
24:02I think I'm going to cry again.
24:05Here.
24:08Oh, dear, oh, dear.
24:11Thank you, my dear.
24:13Now, let's go on.
24:21And it's a Sagramonte advance himself into the thicket,
24:25grandishing his sword and calling upon the beast to get battle.
24:28And the beast came forth from his lair, breathing great vials and destroying all about with the poison of his
24:36breath.
24:36Whereupon did Sir Sagramonte girt himself and smote the beast a mighty smote with his sword.
24:43And the beast did battle fiercely and comport the beast.
24:47Full all the battle raged, and from Sagramonte taking and fighting and leveling great flows and receiving as many in
24:55return.
25:08What's the matter, boy?
25:10Why are you talking so funny?
25:12Funny?
25:13Oh, well, there's a certain form to these things, you know.
25:16Well, people expect you to build it up a little when you're telling the tale.
25:21Telling the tale is right.
25:23Well, adding all these little details makes it interesting, you know.
25:27Yes, sir, but now you're making it seem like the fight lasted for hours.
25:31And last night, when you first told me, the whole thing only lasted a few seconds.
25:35Did I say that?
25:37You sure did.
25:38Hmm.
25:39Well, I was confused.
25:41The aftermath of a hard fight, you know.
25:44Yeah.
25:45Well, it's virtually true.
25:47Virtually.
25:48Sounds.
25:49Chide me not, boy, if I embroider a bit.
25:52How would it sound on ant hair if I said that I'd only had a little skirmish and all I'd
25:56managed to do was cut off a bit of the beast's tail?
25:59Why, they'd laugh me out of the courts of honor.
26:03Know you not that he who blows not his own trumpet shall never be heard?
26:10You don't have to blow your trumpet to me.
26:13You're angry with me, huh?
26:15Not angry, just disappointed.
26:17Well, why?
26:18You're disappointed in me?
26:21You think me a great blowhard and a liar.
26:28Sir Sagramonte.
26:32Last night, when you went charging out in the darkness with nothing but your sword and shield,
26:37I thought you were the bravest, noblest man I've ever known.
26:40And I went looking for you all night because I wanted to learn more about the things you talked about,
26:45like chivalry and courtesy and doing good deeds.
26:50And now...
26:51And now?
26:53I don't think I want to be your page any longer, sir.
26:57I see.
26:59Well, in that case, you'd better go.
27:02Yes, sir.
27:02I guess I would be best.
27:05Then go!
27:07You don't have to polish your helmet.
27:09I know that I already did that.
27:15Goodbye.
27:26So, goodbye, Earth.
27:28At least thou hast returned to me.
27:34What dost thou say?
27:39It is a Gundamare.
27:41Have you found the questing beast?
27:45I will go with thee.
27:47But first I need must take my trusty lance, my shield, my horn.
27:53Oh, nay.
27:53I fear my heart is not in the chase this day.
27:56Let be.
27:58Let be.
28:10This looks like a good hiding place.
28:13Good heavens, a cave.
28:15How perfectly delightful.
28:18Exactly what I was thinking.
28:21Go ahead, child.
28:23Investigate it.
28:24I'll wait out here.
28:26Why are you trembling?
28:26Oh, it's nothing, my dear.
28:29Merely a touch of nerves.
28:30I've always been sensitive, you know.
28:34You're afraid?
28:35Not really.
28:37It's just that there might be mice in the cave.
28:41Mice?
28:43They're so annoying.
28:45They scurry so.
28:48You're afraid of mice?
28:50Certainly not.
28:52Oh, mice!
28:54It's nothing.
28:55Come on.
28:56I'll protect you.
29:04Are you sure there are no mice?
29:07All you heard were some falling rocks.
29:15Here.
29:16You'd better lie down and rest a while.
29:22Thank you, my dear.
29:24You've been very kind, my dear.
29:26You should be safe here.
29:28I'd better get home now.
29:29My mom would be worried about me.
29:31Perhaps you can come back later?
29:33I'll try.
29:34Then I think I'll take a little nap.
29:37Be careful going home.
29:39I will.
29:43Oh, good night, child.
29:45Speak tight, Gundermar.
29:56I'm sure there must be mice.
29:58This place looks mousy.
30:05Oh, Dad, he's back.
30:07Will?
30:07He came in about an hour ago.
30:09What about the alien, the man from Antair?
30:11Oh, I don't think there's anything to worry about.
30:13From the way Will talked, I guess he's just a foolish old man.
30:16Well, I don't know about you two, but I want to get something to eat.
30:18How about it?
30:19I'll be right along.
30:19I want to talk to Dad for a moment.
30:21Well, what's the trouble?
30:22I'm worried about Will.
30:24Will?
30:24There's something withdrawn about him.
30:26Dad, is it possible for a boy his age to become a cynic?
30:30Jupiter 2, ahoy!
30:32Help!
30:35Dr. Smith, what happened?
30:36Oh, I did my best.
30:37My very best, but to no avail.
30:39Now, put yourself together.
30:40Tell us what happened.
30:41It was horrible, horrible.
30:43Oh, the horror of it all.
30:44Memory banks indicate Dr. Smith is about to pull a fast one.
30:49Silence, you ingot of ingratitude.
30:51The poor boy.
30:52But I did my very best.
30:53Who are you talking about?
30:55My dear little friend, Will.
30:57What happened to Will?
30:58We were taken hostage by an alien, as you know.
31:00But thanks to my superior cunning and ingenuity, I was able to contrive our escape.
31:04On our way here, we were attacked by a monster.
31:07A monster, Dr. Smith?
31:09Did I say one monster?
31:10I meant to say several monsters.
31:11Well, how many monsters?
31:13Four or five, at the very least.
31:15They were traveling in a pack, you know.
31:17But I placed Will behind me, determined to sell his life dearly.
31:20Armed only with a club, I managed to dispose of seven of them.
31:23But, Dr. Smith, you just said there were five of them.
31:26A slip of the tongue.
31:27There were at least ten.
31:29Don't you believe me?
31:30Oh, yeah.
31:31Go on.
31:31We're listening.
31:32Yes.
31:33Fighting like ten men.
31:34Like ten madmen.
31:35I managed to draw them away from the place where Will was hiding.
31:38I ran all night with twenty of them hot at my heels.
31:41Now, if there were only ten in the first place...
31:43No, no, no, Professor.
31:43There were twenty.
31:44At least twenty.
31:45But I managed to shake them off and return to the cave where the dear boy was hiding at...
31:50William.
31:55William.
31:56I was just telling your family about the terrible things that have happened.
32:01Did you hear everything I said, Will?
32:03I heard you, Dr. Smith.
32:06Everything?
32:07Everything.
32:08William.
32:11Yes, Dr. Go on.
32:12You said that you returned to where Will was hiding.
32:15I'm sure you're fully aware that it was all a lie.
32:40May I join you?
32:42Suit yourself.
32:52I'm sorry about this afternoon.
32:54It's all right.
32:55You're just trying to make yourself out a big hero.
32:57You make it all seem very simple.
33:00Well, isn't it?
33:01I mean, don't people do it all the time?
33:03Brag and elaborate and then build themselves up?
33:06The book's upside down, Dr. Smith.
33:12But there must be some exceptions.
33:14What exceptions?
33:16Your parents.
33:17Major West.
33:18How do I know for sure that they're so special?
33:21Will, what has happened to you?
33:23Well, let's just say I'm growing up, Dr. Smith.
33:26There comes a time in every kid's life when he has to get rid of illusions.
33:29Like outgrowing fairy tales about knights fighting dragons.
33:33It must be something Sagremonti of Anterre did, wasn't it?
33:37Dr. Smith, nobody's to blame.
33:39Let's just say I'm outgrowing my childhood.
33:43Nobody's to blame.
33:46Nobody's ever to blame.
33:52Don't be in such a hurry to grow up.
33:55Dear William.
33:58It isn't really worth it.
34:10Oh, Mr. Gale.
34:13I always miss.
34:18Oh, thou hast returned, Violet.
34:21Why?
34:22Hast discovered some trace of honour in thy worthless hide?
34:25What is honour, Sagremonti of Anterre?
34:28Well, I've asked myself that question through many sleepless hours.
34:32I come of a people who pride themselves on honour,
34:34and yet I doubt if even one of them knows the meaning of the word.
34:37Tell me about your people.
34:40Well, we are a people so old in civilization,
34:44and so wise in science,
34:46that in order to maintain our sanity,
34:49we've returned to an earlier, simpler age.
34:52The age of chivalry.
34:54The age of innocence and childhood.
34:56Of belief in dragons and brave knights and honour.
35:00My young friend Will has left all those things behind.
35:03Yes, I saw the loss of innocence in his eyes when he left me.
35:08It was you, sir, who stole it away.
35:11Think'st I don't know it?
35:13Oh, what have I done in this vain hunt for glory?
35:16I lied, and the boy heard me lie.
35:20It was a lie that would do no harm.
35:22A gentle lie, an old man's lie to be told to friends at home.
35:26Other men have told such lies about their lives,
35:29adding a bit of guilt here and a sparkling stone there,
35:32so that others might discern some merit and glory in what they'd done.
35:36I've spent 40 years on my quest.
35:40Since that time, other men have fulfilled their quest for honour,
35:43and I have never even been close to mine.
35:47All I have to show for 40 years of quest is a little scuffle in the night.
35:52And so you lied.
35:55It was only a tale to be told to old men at home.
36:01I lied so that I might win the worship of my fellows.
36:06I have spent 40 years on a quest dedicated to chivalry,
36:10and only now have I begun to know the meaning of the word.
36:14It means to be kind and gentle, but above all,
36:17to be true to thine own self as well as to others.
36:20And now, sir, what will you do now?
36:25Go home and be an old man by the fire.
36:28And what of your quest?
36:29It's ended.
36:30And what of the boy?
36:33The damage is beyond repair.
36:36No, not if he sees you as he fancies you,
36:38a brave knight fighting terrible odds for honour and marriage.
36:43That is ended now.
36:46I'm old and tired, and my beast has gone.
36:50I know where your beast can be found.
36:56Can you arrange for the boy to see?
36:59Yes, I can.
37:01Why then, good squire, the boy shall see a pretty fight.
37:05Be gone, be gone to be ready.
37:08Gundermar and I shall meet at dawn.
37:12At dawn.
37:16I did it.
37:19Verily.
37:20I did it.
37:21I did it.
37:24Oh, William, the things I don't for you.
37:35Will.
37:36Will.
37:38What is it, Dr. Smith?
37:39I've just come from Sagramanti.
37:41I'm not interested.
37:44I did not risk my life going out into that wilderness tonight to face this kind of rejection from you,
37:50William.
37:51You must listen.
37:52All right, I'm listening.
37:54Sagramanti is going to fight the beast at dawn.
37:56Did you hear me?
37:57Dr. Smith, you know, and I know, and even Sagramanti knows it, there isn't any beast.
38:03But there is.
38:04I saw it myself.
38:05It's true.
38:06For the first time in my miserable life, I regret every lie I've ever told.
38:11Because this time I'm telling the truth, and you don't believe me.
38:14Will you?
38:15Whether you believe or not, will you go with me at dawn?
38:18Will you?
38:19All right, Dr. Smith.
38:20You wake me up, and I'll go with you.
38:22Good night.
38:23Good night.
38:34Oh, dear.
38:54I had to warn you.
38:56They're coming after you.
38:57They?
38:58Who are they?
38:59Dr. Smith and that Sagramanti that's always chasing you.
39:02Dear me, I must flee.
39:04But where will I go?
39:06Once Sagramanti gets on my trail with his hound, I'm done for.
39:10Absolutely done for.
39:12You must hate him a lot.
39:14Heavens no.
39:15Whatever put that notion in your head?
39:18Quite to the contrary.
39:19In fact, I...
39:22I suppose you think I'm terribly foolish.
39:25What are you going to do if you can't run away?
39:28Give poor Sagramanti what he's always wanted.
39:32My head and the glory he has always hungered for.
39:37Oh, I'll put up a fight.
39:39But in the end, I'll let him win.
39:42Now go home, child.
39:44This is one of those times when I'd like to be alone.
39:47Isn't there anything I can do to help?
39:49No, thank you, child.
39:51Go now.
39:52Hurry.
40:15The beast is in there.
40:18In the cave.
40:19Sure.
40:20Isn't that where you usually find beasts?
40:21In a dark cave?
40:24Sagramanti should be along very soon.
40:26Uh-huh.
40:26And then he'll come charging up and run in the cave.
40:28And there'll be a lot of banging and clanging.
40:30And then he'll come out all shook up and say he had a fierce fight with a monster.
40:34May I offer some advice, will you?
40:36Sure.
40:37It's cheap.
40:37Keep the eyes and the ears open and the little mouth shut.
40:42Now come along.
40:43We'll find a place to hide.
40:51Oh, Gundamore!
40:52Tis sagramanti of Altea who summons thee!
40:55Come forth, foul beast!
41:00Come out, Gundamore!
41:01Or must I go in after thee!
41:06I-I await thee on the field of battle!
41:14Hurry, will you?
41:15Hurry!
41:16Hurry!
41:33Come on!
41:55Dr. Smith, do something!
41:57He'll be killed!
41:58It's only make-believe, William.
41:59Just a build-up for a tale to be told among his friends.
42:02No, it's not. Do something.
42:04This is not our fight.
42:12Oh, no!
42:24Stop it! Stop it!
42:27Stop it, I said! Both of you!
42:31It's nothing behind me, child. I'll hold the beast goodbye.
42:35Stop it this minute, you silly man.
42:37She doesn't want to hurt anyone.
42:38She?
42:39Yes, indeed.
42:40Did you say she?
42:41Yes, indeed.
42:42That's ridiculous.
42:43I wouldn't say it's so ridiculous.
42:46Heaven defend me.
42:48I've gone mad, the beast speaks.
42:50Tell me the friends of my ears do not deceive me.
42:52Did you hear the beast speaks?
42:53Shall we get on with this business?
42:55Oh, I'm not so sure now.
42:58Isn't that like a man?
42:59After chasing me across the universe for the last 40 years.
43:03What did you think you were going to do if you caught me?
43:06Oh, I don't know. I never really thought that far ahead.
43:08You know, there was an overlock going on while I was chasing you.
43:11Of course there were, you silly thing.
43:14We went through eight star systems.
43:16You must have had a lovely time.
43:18Well, as a matter of fact...
43:20Well, never mind that now.
43:22What are we going to do?
43:23May I make a suggestion?
43:25Certainly, dear.
43:27The child has remarkably good sense and delightful manners.
43:30Why don't you teleport back to your home planet?
43:33Excellent idea.
43:34And you teleport to yours?
43:36My dear child, I haven't the slightest notion how to teleport myself anywhere.
43:39At least of all as far away as auntie.
43:42You don't?
43:43Well, then how'd you get here?
43:45How'd you travel through all those star systems?
43:47Well, I told you.
43:49Enchantment.
43:51Never mind that now.
43:52How did Sagamonte travel through space?
43:54As a matter of fact.
43:56You did it, didn't you?
43:58I suppose I must fess off.
44:00Why?
44:00He was chasing you.
44:02And having so much fun doing it.
44:05Those were the happiest years of my life.
44:08And it's all over now.
44:09All over.
44:11My boy, I wanted you here today so that you might learn that there are still such things as honor
44:16and faith and truth.
44:17But it would seem that I've failed even in that.
44:20No, you haven't, sir.
44:21If you'd like to stay here for a while, I'll be your page again.
44:26You would?
44:28No, my ma, no.
44:29The quest is ended.
44:36All of a sudden, he looks so old.
44:39He never looked old before.
44:41Not really old, old, the way he looks now.
44:44His life is ended.
44:46Unless you do something.
44:47Me?
44:48What can I do?
44:49I think you know.
44:51Yes, child.
44:52You're right.
44:53Oh, Sacramante!
44:56Tra-la-la, Sacramante!
44:59You can't catch me!
45:01But the fowl and fia beest doth mach an eye the bands here, have at thee!
45:11Peep.
45:14Peep.
45:15Peep.
45:15Peep.
45:16Peep.
45:17Peep.
45:18Peep.
45:18Peep.
45:19Peep.
45:19Peep!
45:21Peep.
45:23Peep.
45:27Peep.
45:41It isn't the quarry that makes the hunt, nor the goal the game.
45:45What did you say, Dr. Smith?
45:47A quest sounds like capital fun. I must try it sometime.
45:52Come along, my dears.
46:00And now the blue one to your right.
46:04Right, Nenny, right.
46:06Dr. Smith, what are you doing here? We're supposed to be looking for mineral deposits.
46:11I'm preparing a little treasure for Penny's birthday. A flower arrangement.
46:16Now, why don't you run along, dear boy, and continue your search. I shall be right here when you return.
46:19Proceed with caution. This is an unexplored area.
46:23Oh, fairly fine.
46:24I'll see you later.
46:25Run along, dear boy.
46:32Hmm.
46:33I think I shall rest my eyes for a bit and thus get a fresher perspective on the problem at
46:38hand.
46:43Dr. Smith, come here, quick!
46:47Yes, yes. Is there no rest for the weary?
46:51What is it, my boy? What is it?
46:52Look, it looks like the old Android machine we found before.
46:56Why, so it is.
46:57Come on.
46:58Steady, William. This bog is quite deep. I'm frightened.
47:01Now be careful.
47:02Now help me. My back is extremely delicate today.
47:04Come on.
47:05Careful.
47:06Oh!
47:07Steady, help me down. There.
47:12Well, another of those interesting intergalactic mail order catalogs. How nice.
47:18By pressing buttons and causing pictures to appear on the screen, one can order anything one wants in the universe
47:23and have it appear immediately.
47:24This one doesn't seem like it's in very good condition, Dr. Smith.
47:28Never mind appearances. Just see if it works.
47:31Warning! Warning!
47:33Hazardous area. Return at once, Will Robinson.
47:36The fissure you have crossed is filled with hyperatomic matter.
47:39Silence, you cackling coward!
47:41The machine also is dangerous.
47:44Nonsense. Will is very good with machines.
47:47Now go ahead, William. See if you can find a suitable present for your dear sister.
47:55Do you think she'd like that?
47:57I'm sure she would.
47:58Perhaps you should turn the gold now.
48:01And then we will have a vehicle in gold.
48:03It's such a charming metal.
48:08Turn it off!
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