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Tv, Lost in Space (1965) —S1 E25 - The Space Croppers
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00:02Last week, as you recall, Will, Penny, and Dr. Smith were visibly preparing a time capsule.
00:08Unaware that off in the dark wastes of the planet, mysterious new arrivals had landed
00:13that were soon to threaten their very survival.
00:18Now, what have we here?
00:21Portable thruster employed in rocket belt flight by Professor John Robinson circa 1997.
00:28How are you the kind of thing I deposit in a time capsule for future voyagers to discover?
00:32The Egyptians buried lots of things in their time capsules, Dr. Smith.
00:36That's why we know so much about them.
00:37Did the Egyptians have time capsules, too?
00:40Sure. They call them pyramids.
00:42Penny, see if you can find something a little more interesting in that carton.
00:45I think we'd better get back, Dr. Smith. It's getting late.
00:49Never fear. Smith is here. You're perfectly safe.
00:53Hey, look what I found from Mom's space gauntlet.
00:55She wore these the day we left Earth.
00:57How exciting. Look again.
01:01I think this is something of yours, Dr. Smith.
01:03Ah. Ah, this is more like it.
01:07Meditations of a galactic castaway being an account of the courage, fortitude,
01:12and personal sacrifice of Dr. Zachary Smith.
01:16I shall undoubtedly be named to the Space Voyagers Hall of Fame
01:19when posterity learned that my brilliance, my courage, my...
01:26What was that?
01:28You sounded like a wolf to me.
01:30There can't be any wolves out here.
01:32Oh, yes, there can.
01:34Look.
01:37All I see are the two moons, and we've seen them before.
01:41But never so bursting with fullness.
01:43Is that bad?
01:44Bad, my dear child.
01:46We portend the very worst of evil happenings.
01:48The night the witches dance and the misbegotten creatures of doom walk the Earth
01:51when the dark and dismal voices...
01:56There it is again.
01:58It can only be a werewolf.
02:01A werewolf?
02:01A werewolf?
02:03On this planet?
02:04Why should this planet be an exception?
02:06We'd better go.
02:07Wait.
02:08Maybe the robot can tell us what it really is.
02:12Identify animal noises, robot.
02:14Animal noises produced by predator Canis lupus.
02:19Volume and pitch indicate predator to be in condition of extreme porosity.
02:24Canis lupus?
02:25Yes.
02:26Canis lupus.
02:28Werewolves!
02:29We must hurry.
02:30Hurry, hurry.
02:31Help me up, my dear.
02:38Warning, warning.
02:40Canis lupus in area.
02:41Warning.
02:42We should never have stayed out this late.
02:44And whose fault is that?
02:45This is no time for idle recriminations.
02:48This way.
02:49Come.
02:56Don't look in the sky in the eye.
02:57It's the only way to hold in the day.
02:59If you ask me, a straight shot would be a lot better.
03:02No, no.
03:02It would be useless.
03:03I'm going to try it anyway.
03:05Fast him, robot.
03:09Fast him again!
03:10Bullets!
03:18I'm going to come back.
03:21Come on.
03:22Come on.
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06:01We'd have been devoured.
06:03What do you mean?
06:04Are you sure it was a werewolf?
06:06Of course I am.
06:07Well, of course, we've all read legends, but none of them have proved out.
06:11Obviously, then.
06:11My research into lycanthropy was far more exhaustive than yours, Professor.
06:16Well, Dr. Smith, if you believe that men can be transformed into wolves,
06:20and you actually saw one...
06:22I most certainly did.
06:23Well, then how about going out on a safari and bringing them back alive?
06:26By all means, Professor, go right ahead, and good luck to you, sir.
06:29Not me, Smith. You.
06:31Me.
06:31Yes.
06:33Well, much as I'd like to,
06:35I think I should get back to the pipeline tomorrow.
06:38Our water supply is very low.
06:40Well, as far as you're concerned, it's going to be nonexistent,
06:42unless you mean it about that pipeline.
06:43Of course I do.
06:45And now, if you'll excuse me, I must retire.
06:47When one works so hard, one requires a great deal of rest.
06:54Was it really a werewolf penny?
06:56Or is that just what Dr. Smith called it?
06:58That's what he called it.
06:59But it sure looked ferocious.
07:01Well, why don't we wait until it shows up again before we decide what it was?
07:06And if it does, I'm sure your father will know what to do about it.
07:16How's it coming, Dr. Smith?
07:17Oh, I shall probably not survive the day.
07:20Work, work, too much work.
07:22And you know I have an extremely delicate back.
07:24Here, I brought you something to drink.
07:25Oh, very thoughtful of you, my boy.
07:29Would you like me to help you, Dr. Smith?
07:31If we could get the pipeline finished early, you could go on that safari later.
07:35Much as I'd like to, I'm afraid this pipeline comes first and it'll probably take me a week.
07:40But it'll be too late then.
07:41The moons will wane.
07:42True, very true.
07:44Then they'll never believe it was actually a werewolf we saw.
07:47I can't help that.
07:48My report was accurate in all details.
07:50Uh, if only this pipeline were finished then, my boy, you would see Dr. Smith at his best.
07:57Stalking the beast, cornering him, cowering him with a look.
08:01Boy, I sure would hate to see him miss a chance like that.
08:07I know.
08:08I know how we can get the pipeline finished and still go on that safari later.
08:11How?
08:12Let's go back to the campsite.
08:14Yeah, ma'am.
08:15Come on.
08:16Come on.
08:22There.
08:25He's programmed for 5,000 shovels full.
08:28That ought to keep him busy till we get back.
08:30Indeed.
08:31You're quite an eager little hunter, aren't you?
08:36Traitor.
08:45Dr. Smith, the time capsule's been looted.
08:48And the carton's been emptied, too.
08:50Ah, ah, my meditations.
08:53Look at them ruined.
08:55My mother's gauntlets are gone.
08:57Oh, the pain, the pain.
09:00Dr. Smith, look.
09:04What is it?
09:08Trax.
09:12That should be enough to satisfy those doubters.
09:15I don't know.
09:16They might say it was just a dog, unless we actually caught the werewolf.
09:22We'd better follow the tracks.
09:23Oh, I wish now I'd kept the discovery to myself.
09:25Come on.
09:27Yes.
09:28Take out your gun.
09:29Oh, yes.
09:32We'll...
09:33You lead on.
09:40Ah, this is where he started to slow down.
09:44How do you know?
09:45The spore is deeper.
09:47This is not the first time I've trapped big game, you know.
09:49Oh, yes.
09:53Camel, camel.
09:57Yes.
09:58Camel, camel.
09:59It's here.
10:01Here.
10:04Strange.
10:06The spore ends here.
10:21Will, don't you stand there.
10:22Shoot.
10:24My dear, sir.
10:25We have no quarrel with you, whoever you may be.
10:28We happen to be out looking for a werewolf that's loose in the area.
10:31You didn't by any chance happen to see him around anywhere, did you?
10:34A werewolf?
10:36He doesn't understand you, Dr. Smith.
10:39He's an alien.
10:40Perhaps I'd better use sign language.
10:43Now attend, sir.
11:06I don't know what this means, but maybe it means that this land is posted and we're trespassing.
11:11.
11:16Will.
11:19This must be moon madness.
11:22Golly.
11:27Careful, fella.
11:28Careful.
11:29I have a very delicate back.
11:30What have we got here?
11:33Look at my goodness.
11:38What is it?
11:40Why, well, that's a spaceship.
11:43Don't you know nothing?
11:45But it's all open.
11:47Oh, well, we got ways of closing it up.
11:50We just keep it that way to be sociable.
11:55Keel, where did you find these little Eartha creatures?
12:01You, uh, you was on our land, huh?
12:04Your land, indeed.
12:05Now, look here, young lady.
12:07I don't know where you come from or what you're doing here
12:09or how you happen to be speaking our language.
12:11Oh, I speak all kinds of languages we do.
12:14Got to, uh, when you're on the go as much as we are.
12:17She's wearing my mother's gauntlets.
12:20So she is.
12:21His ma's gauntlets.
12:24And look there.
12:25They've got everything that was in our time capsule.
12:29Cute little fella, ain't you?
12:32Keel, get on back to the field and do your plow.
12:34We ain't got too much time.
12:35He's got our guns.
12:37Oh, don't worry.
12:39You'll get them back as soon as we'll assure you
12:41ain't aiming to use them on us.
12:45You're, uh, you mob out any more like you?
12:48You realize, of course, young lady.
12:49The name is Ephra.
12:51Yes, Ephra.
12:53As I was saying, this planet is public domain.
12:55So in the first place, we were not on your land.
12:57And in the second place, taking our guns and rifling our time capsule,
13:02our serious offenses against the galactic laws of property.
13:05Never here to know such laws.
13:07Besides, we're only gonna be here temporary.
13:09Just long enough to plant us our crops and garden us our harvest,
13:11and then we'll get going again.
13:13And, uh, as soon as we're sure you won't, uh, do us no harm.
13:17Why?
13:18You got everything back like I said before.
13:20And, uh, that remarkable contraption is your means of transportation?
13:27There ain't nothin' wrong with it.
13:30It gets us places all over the Pleiades
13:32and the constellation of the Big Dog
13:34and the constellation of the Southern Fish.
13:37And we even went to Earth once.
13:40Earth?
13:41Yeah.
13:44Only I, uh, didn't like it because there was too many people like you.
13:51Too much fightin' and feudin'.
13:53That's probably because you landed in a primitive area.
13:56But if I were with you, acting as your guide,
13:59oh, it would be altogether different.
14:00I could be ready to leave in one hour.
14:04Ephra!
14:08Ephra, I won't have it.
14:11Conversing with strangers again.
14:13Now, you get back to the brook.
14:15All right, Maure.
14:17It's mother, not Maure.
14:25How do you do, madam?
14:26And you, sir, and you, young man,
14:29are not at all welcome in this place.
14:31You may leave at once.
14:33But, madam, as I tried to explain to your daughter,
14:36we are merely on safari looking for a werewolf.
14:40The werewolf.
14:42Very dubious pretext.
14:44One I can hardly accept.
14:47Werewolves are the unhealthy machinations of timid little minds.
14:50Now be off with you.
14:53But, madam...
14:55Be off.
14:58Yes.
14:59Yes, sir.
15:01And stay off.
15:03Yes, sir.
15:04And stay off.
15:19Yes, sir.
15:20Hey, Ma.
15:22They'll be busting through if you don't plan them soon.
15:41Patience.
15:43You will be fed very soon.
15:47You're hungry little devils, aren't you?
15:50Well, you won't have long to wait.
15:52And then, when you are provided for me and my family,
15:56all the rest of this land will be yours.
16:00All this land and everything that's on it.
16:03Every living thing.
16:08There they were.
16:10A mother and her two children.
16:13A very handsome woman.
16:14A widow, I think.
16:16She's probably very lonely.
16:18Not having a man around to help her with her planting.
16:21And the support of her little family.
16:23Oh, I do admire her courage.
16:25And the fact that she has a spaceship that'll get you back to Earth, Smith.
16:29What about that werewolf?
16:31Ah, yes, the werewolf.
16:33Well, meeting this fascinating family drove him completely out of my mind.
16:37As a matter of fact, I'm beginning to think that he may not even exist.
16:46Slit trench dug.
16:48Pipeline laid.
16:49Water supply by gravity feed now available.
16:52Thank you, dear boy.
16:54That will be all.
16:55Is there nothing you'll do to get out of work, Smith?
16:59That was my idea, Don.
17:02Oh.
17:03Well, where is this fascinating family located, Smith?
17:06I think we'd all like to meet them.
17:07Oh, you will, you will.
17:09They need a little more time to settle in.
17:11They're not quite ready to receive visitors.
17:14Oh, is that what they said?
17:16Yeah, with a shotgun.
17:22Oh, there's one thing I've learned about this planet that's different from Earth.
17:25What's that?
17:26Well, on Earth, it's a woman's work that's never done.
17:29But here...
17:30Done?
17:31Look!
17:33Stay here.
17:36Hey, get away from there!
17:37That's our proof of life!
17:39Oh!
17:41Kill!
17:42Put him down!
17:43Put him down!
17:45Kill!
17:45You put him down!
17:47You mind your manners when you're visiting!
17:52He's, uh...
17:53He's kinda hungry.
17:55Fiddles is in short supply till we get us our crop raised.
17:59Are you the family that, uh...
18:01Me, Ma, and...
18:03And him.
18:07Hey, uh...
18:08You know, you're a real handsome one.
18:14Does your face always hot up and turn red when you're spoken to?
18:18I'll answer that.
18:20And the answer is to keep your hands to yourself, whoever you are.
18:24Uh...
18:24What's going on here?
18:25Who are these people?
18:27I don't know.
18:30We're your new neighbors.
18:31Oh!
18:32Ran out of, uh, seasoning powder for a stew.
18:35Be much obliged if you could loan to somebody till we get us a crop of vittles.
18:39Sure.
18:40Certainly.
18:40Judy, please go and get us some more seasoning, will you?
18:44Is there anything else we can do for you?
18:46Uh, until you get your own vittles?
18:48We don't have very much, but we gladly share what we do have.
18:52Just the seasoning, thank you.
18:56It's a right pretty vehicle you got yourself there.
19:00Must have been to a heap of places.
19:02No, just, uh, earth and here.
19:04But we do hope to get off soon.
19:06Well, I hope not before we get us our crops raised.
19:10Oh, well, uh...
19:12What I mean is, uh...
19:14Well, you can all come over and join us for a meal.
19:16Ma's a right good cook.
19:18Well, that's wonderful.
19:20Perhaps we could, um, trade recipes.
19:22I don't know about that.
19:23Uh, you might have a little trouble following Ma's directions.
19:26Oh.
19:38Tastes right, shop.
19:40Much obliged.
19:43Ephraim, my dear girl.
19:46Well, what a pleasant surprise.
19:49Have you all met this charming young lady and her stalwart brother?
19:54We have.
19:55Yes, well, I guess we'd better get going now.
19:59Keel?
20:01Keel!
20:05Give your dear mother my kindest regards.
20:07I did so much enjoy meeting her.
20:10Didn't look like you enjoyed it.
20:17Oh.
20:19You done cooled off.
20:24Keel?
20:32Where's that racket from?
20:34I don't know.
20:34Sounds like a war dance of some kind.
20:35Let's find out.
20:36I'll get Smith.
20:37All right.
20:37Tell us...
20:41Tell us...
20:59I'm sorry.
21:00Oh, dear.
21:02Well, I'm sorry.
21:02Cannae you sign a word for it?
21:04There you are.
21:06I'm sorry.
21:19You should not have come.
21:22Earthly folks got no business here.
21:23We heard the chanting and we thought you wouldn't mind if we dropped in.
21:28We wouldn't mind if you dropped out the same way you dropped in.
21:33May I compliment you on your singing, Madam?
21:36Glorious, glorious.
21:39What do you want?
21:41We're interested in your planting methods.
21:43Curious about your crop.
21:44Your curiosity has no business here.
21:48You'll find out soon enough, I reckon.
21:51What does that mean?
21:55How bad do you want to know?
21:57I'll burn your tongue out.
22:00What we do on our land is exclusively our affair.
22:04Agreed, but...
22:05No buts.
22:07Buts invariably lead to explanations, which I do not choose to give.
22:12Now we'll have no more talk and no more visiting.
22:16We like to be alone.
22:19I couldn't agree more, Madam.
22:21We are all entitled to our solitude.
22:24From time to time.
22:26I have no time for such nonsense.
22:28Now get off my land, all of you.
22:31And be quick, or I'll sick keel on you.
22:37I wouldn't try anything.
22:41Let's go.
22:57What are you waiting for?
22:59Ah, what strength of purpose you have, Madam.
23:03There's nothing I admire more in a woman than rugged individualism and determination.
23:08I regret I can't return the compliment, if that's what it was.
23:13I don't see anything about you worth admiring.
23:18Ah, Madam, if you knew me better.
23:22Thank you, but no thank you.
23:25You will give me the honor of letting me call on you again tomorrow.
23:29Tomorrow.
23:30Why?
23:32Well, for a neighborly chat.
23:37I've no time for chats or neighbors.
23:43Go.
23:45Get lost.
23:48Yes, ma'am.
23:52Hey, love.
23:54Hey, love.
23:56Hey, love.
23:58Hey, love.
23:59Nothing ventures.
23:59Nothing gained, I always say.
24:01Well, I don't see what you expect to gain from giving them all this stuff.
24:05Nothing.
24:05Only the exalted feeling one gets when one does things for others.
24:10Particularly when it's such a deserving little family.
24:12Well, all right.
24:14If all you want out of it is a good feeling.
24:17What else would I want?
24:19Do you see what I see?
24:23Yeah, unless it's more of that moon madness.
24:26Yes.
24:27Come.
24:34Well, see what the wind blew in.
24:39Don't you ever take no for an answer.
24:41Well, if I did, dear lady, I'd give up one of the rare pleasures of my existence.
24:47A chance to gaze at you and all this splendor.
24:51Oh, I'm quite dazzled by it.
24:54Does he ever stop talking?
24:59Can't you tell when you're not welcome, Dr. Smith?
25:01Faint heart, never one fair lady.
25:05Come along.
25:11Well, well, what a cozy little home you have.
25:16May I join you?
25:18You want to gaze?
25:21So long.
25:22I have a deep hunger for beauty matters.
25:25Incidentally, we have not met formally, have we?
25:29My name is Zachary Smith.
25:32I'm underwhelmed.
25:34I suppose now you want to know mine.
25:37If I may.
25:39I am Sibylla.
25:42Sibylla.
25:44That's beautiful.
25:46There's music in that name and poetry.
25:49Like a great work of art, it's a name I could live with indefinitely.
25:55This must be your exhaustion.
25:57Must you?
25:58Well, I don't see why not.
26:00It's a lot more sensible than what you've been saying.
26:03You've got a point there, Sonny.
26:06Now, what was that about a work of art?
26:09Your name, Sibylla.
26:11It's a name I could live with indefinitely.
26:14In close harmony with my old Zachary Sibylla.
26:17Sibylla.
26:19Zachary.
26:20It may seem.
26:22What kind of fuel do you use?
26:24It's our own special brand.
26:26Well, I guess you'll be leaving soon, now that the crop's in.
26:30When our plants have been fed,
26:32all the nourishment this planet has to offer.
26:36What kind of nourishment?
26:38If a boy's dull agricultural talk is annoying to you, Sibylla...
26:42That's how we live, by agriculture.
26:45It's not his talk that's dull. It's yours.
26:48It wouldn't be so if you would permit me to say what is in my heart.
26:52Well, say it and be quick.
26:55I've thought about you a lot,
26:57and the terrible burden of responsibility which you carry.
27:01Alone.
27:02Yes, well, I'm not complaining.
27:05But think what an added joy it would be if you had companionship.
27:08Someone to stand beside you as you traveled earthward.
27:12Yeah.
27:12Or any other place in the galaxy.
27:14Someone to share your labor in the fields.
27:17To be a father to your children.
27:18Oh, yes.
27:20Perhaps I spoke too soon, Sibylla.
27:23No, not too soon, Zachary, old boy.
27:27It's just too long.
27:33Now then, sir, your best foot forward, if you please.
27:36I require a few extrapolations on compatibility.
27:39Compatibility.
27:40A state of happy coexistence between two objects.
27:44Not objects, you deplorable dunderhead.
27:47Sensitive souls.
27:49In this case, myself.
27:51And a certain lady.
27:53Proceed.
27:54Your IQ.
27:55Hers.
27:56Remarkable.
27:57Are you generous, sympathetic, calm in emergencies?
28:00Always.
28:01The lady.
28:02Yes, that's what I find so fascinating about her.
28:06Do you enjoy each other's company?
28:08We revel in it.
28:09When we're together, the outside world ceases to exist.
28:12Golly, Dr. Smith, that's like being in a trance.
28:15Hush, my boy, this is very important.
28:17Information received highly suspicious.
28:20Such perfection is too good to be true.
28:23Computers reject the challenge.
28:25Of all the incompetent moronic lumps.
28:28Well, maybe you did tell a couple of whoppers about yourself, doctor.
28:32I did nothing of a kind.
28:33It's not my fault that this fugitive from a scrap metal yard
28:36is incapable of assessing my virtues.
28:43In any case, I didn't really need to know.
28:45I have absolute confidence in my powers of persuasion.
29:01What are you fooling with that stuff for, ma?
29:04You're pretty enough the way you are.
29:05There's always room for a little improvement.
29:09He said I look radiant with joy at watching the little green things grow.
29:16You gonna tell him the truth about them little green things if he comes around again?
29:22What he doesn't know won't hurt him.
29:26I think that sweet-talking of his is doing things to you, ma.
29:30Oh, poo.
29:32Though I must say, it's been too long since I've been flattered so much.
29:38If our little green growing things would settle for six delicacies instead of seven,
29:43I might take Zachary with us.
29:46A woman needs sweet talk from time to time.
29:56It's a little green.
29:58A little token of my esteem.
30:01Not very fragrant.
30:03Well, it's the best I could do. None of us has your green thumb, Sibylla.
30:09Something wrong?
30:11Yes.
30:13You.
30:16What a pity. I thought she liked me.
30:20Well, there isn't a great deal about you that's especially likable, Zachary.
30:24I improve with time, Sibylla, as I'm sure you'll learn.
30:28Given the opportunity, I could make you very happy, my dear.
30:33Tell me truly, dear heart, dare I hope that someday soon you and I will clasp hands, gaze into each
30:42other's eyes and find happiness?
30:47Well, you might try some more of that sweet talk you were so full of the other day.
30:52Only make it good and sincere.
30:56I could never be anything but sincere with you, Sibylla.
31:03Yeah.
31:17Well...
31:20What have you come to borrow this time, Everett?
31:23I ain't come to borrow.
31:26Now that our crop's in, why, we've got everything we need.
31:30Well, that's good. I...
31:32I guess you'll be leaving soon.
31:35Sounds as though you're glad to see us go.
31:37You haven't been exactly friendly neighbors now, have you?
31:42Well, I...
31:43I could be right friendly, if you'd only let me.
31:49Well, we could go places together.
31:52Anywhere your... your little old heart desires.
31:56Oh, why, no.
31:58We could set down any place and... and do us some planning and live off the fat of the land.
32:08Don't that sound inviting?
32:12Yes.
32:13But not for me.
32:16Why not?
32:17Because I've got other plans now. Why don't you be a good girl and go back where you belong?
32:22Oh, I could put a spell on you if I put my mind to it.
32:26Go ahead.
32:28Now, if you'll excuse me.
32:39Hi.
32:41Hi yourself, cute little fella.
32:44Hey, uh...
32:45You know, there's something you could do for me.
32:46What is it?
32:48Well, we're gonna be leaving soon and...
32:50and there's something for remembrance.
32:53I'd like to give that Don before we do.
32:56Only thing is, I need a little something of his'n to go with it.
33:00What do you need?
33:02Just an itty-bitty lock of his hair is all.
33:04So as I can intertwine it with a little bit of mine and make him hairy.
33:08Why don't you just ask me?
33:11Wouldn't be no surprise if I did.
33:14Well, I don't know.
33:17They rising early this evening. I gotta get home before it gets dark.
33:22You get me that piece of his hair and you bring it to me this evening, you hear?
33:34Do you understand her robot?
33:36Affirmative.
33:37Well, then explain it to me.
33:39Female guise deceptive.
33:41Creature's behavior and or mental processes not subject to natural laws of cause and effect.
33:48Exercise caution in dealing with creature and members of her family.
33:52Golly! And Dr. Smith's over there. I'd better go find out what she's up to.
34:00Dr. Smith, have you seen Will anywhere?
34:02Not for quite some time.
34:06Are you packing?
34:07Indeed I am.
34:08But why?
34:09I had wanted to make my announcement when everyone was present.
34:12But I really don't mind at all your being the first to know.
34:15Oh, come in! Do come in!
34:18Dr. Smith!
34:18Yes.
34:20Exciting news of a romantic nature always attracts listeners.
34:24My dear friends.
34:26You see before you, the happiest man in the world, Sibylla, has promised to be my wife.
34:32Well, not the wedge.
34:35I shall treat that slur with the contempt it deserves.
34:39But let me warn you, Dr. Smith, I've studied samples of some of the plants these people are growing.
34:43And they contain the deadliest virus I've ever seen under a microscope.
34:46Nonsense, Professor. Your xenophobia is showing a fear of strangers.
34:49With good scientific reason.
34:51Tell me something, Smith.
34:53About this marriage.
34:54Where's it gonna take place?
34:56I mean, on this planet?
34:57Regrettably, no.
34:58Since there's no one here with the authority to solemnize so auspicious a ceremony.
35:03Oh, no, no, no.
35:03I shall travel to Earth with Sibylla and her dear family as their guest.
35:09Well, you've got everything figured out nicely, haven't you?
35:10A free ride back to Earth, if you ever get there.
35:14And she can't even sue you for breach of promise when you ditch her.
35:19Your barbs fall on deaf ears, Major.
35:25Well, I suppose it's idle to expect congratulations from anyone here.
35:30And I was going to invite you all to a little rehearsal with dear Penny and Judy
35:34as the flower girls and the robot as my best man.
35:38Well, isn't anyone going to wish me luck as I embark on the sea of matrimony?
35:43Oh, Dr. Smith.
35:45I see.
35:49I bid you adieu.
35:55Well, can't we stop him?
35:57Never try stopping an irresistible force?
36:03I think I'd better get back.
36:05I don't know why I'm doing this anyway.
36:07He'll be okay.
36:09Well...
36:29Aah!
36:53Keel!
36:56Keel!
36:59Darn fool, where's he at?
37:01Help! Somebody get me out of here!
37:05Get him out of there!
37:07Get him out of there! Right now!
37:09Get him in there!
37:12Hurry up!
37:13All right, now get on back to the field, you hear me?
37:16Taylor, you get up!
37:18All right. Did you give me that luck of hair?
37:21No.
37:25I'd let you be eat up if I'd have known that.
37:28It's too late now, I reckon. Gotta believe it.
37:32It's more than I can say for you and yours.
37:35Cute little fella.
37:40I gotta tell Dr. Smith.
37:44In such a night as this, when the wind did gently kiss the trees...
37:49Dr. Smith!
37:50Oh, dear.
37:51I don't think you should stay here any longer.
37:54I don't intend to, my boy. Very soon now, we should be making a most eventful journey.
37:58Will, did your parents tell you that Sybilla and I are betrothed?
38:03I can see that for myself, but I don't think much of it.
38:08Nobody asked you for your opinion, Sonny.
38:11I'm just trying to figure out what you want with him.
38:13Really, Will?
38:15You're very precocious for an Earth child.
38:19I could dispose of you very quickly, you know.
38:22But, Zachary, you're the master of this house now.
38:25Send this child away.
38:27Yes, dear.
38:28Will, be a good boy and go back home.
38:31Dr. Smith, I don't think you know what you're doing.
38:33I'm afraid I cannot discuss this with the mere child.
38:36Dr. Smith, you don't belong with her or with them.
38:38You belong with us.
38:40And you don't know what terrible things are gonna happen to you if you go with them.
38:43You'll be too far away for us to help you.
38:46I could dissolve him very easily from here.
38:50I could squash him squishy.
38:53Dr. Smith, her female guise is deceptive.
38:56She's not an Earth creature and you are.
38:58That's what the robot told me.
39:00As you can plainly see, the robot is a silly goose who knows not where off he speaks.
39:06It's no use, is it?
39:08No use at all.
39:09I guess I won't be seeing much of you anymore.
39:11It's not very likely.
39:14Then this is goodbye, Dr. Smith.
39:16I know we've had our arguments and fights before, but they never really meant much.
39:21And I'm sorry for the times I wasn't very nice to you.
39:25I'm gonna miss you, Dr. Smith.
39:27Thank you, dear boy, and I shall miss you, too.
39:29After we are married, and if we happen to be passing this way again,
39:32I shall send down a wedding picture and a piece of wedding cake.
39:37Ha!
39:38Yes, dear.
39:40Goodbye, Dr. Smith.
39:43Goodbye, Will.
39:46You had us worried.
39:48Listen, does it ever occur to you that...
39:49Oh, now, John, he was doing a good deed.
39:52Oh?
39:52Yes, he was trying to convince Dr. Smith that he should change his mind about his marriage.
39:57Ah, little Cupid in reverse, huh?
40:00I can see you had no luck.
40:02I guess there's nothing to do now but give him a wedding present.
40:05Oh?
40:06Well, what do you suggest?
40:08Something for the home?
40:10Say, why not?
40:10A few cans of paint for that old ship of theirs.
40:13They certainly could use it.
40:15Come on, it's getting late, and it's way past your bedtime.
40:17But I'm not finished yet.
40:19I saw that werewolf again.
40:21Your what?
40:22And that crop they planted.
40:23It's growing all over the trail.
40:25And I stumbled right into it, but Effer got me out.
40:28And what happened to the werewolf?
40:29That's what bothers me.
40:31She called him Kiel.
40:32And when she gave him an order, he obeyed her.
40:35You know, I think Kiel and that werewolf are one and the same.
40:43What could it be?
40:44I don't know. We'd better go and find out.
40:47How bad are those plants?
40:49Yes.
40:59Look at that.
41:04Now I know what Effer meant.
41:05Those plants would have eaten me. Look at them.
41:09Don, break out the gas guns.
41:16Judy, you and Penny stay here.
41:18And after we've gone, close the door and don't open it for any reason.
41:21All right.
41:37Well, are you just going to sit there and let your fiancé do all the work?
41:42Forgive me, dear heart. I was musing about our future.
41:46Oh, that doesn't sound very encouraging. I've no time for muses.
41:50But I was musing, dear, about something that concerns us both. Our destination.
41:57That's already settled. We're heading for the constellation of the big whale.
42:03Yes, yes, of course. But can we, do you think, get there by way of Earth?
42:07I have a few very precious belongings there.
42:11Earth is entirely too far out of the way.
42:13Besides, I've been there. Tiny, isn't it?
42:16I don't like it.
42:17But, dear heart...
42:19Ma, these two didn't take. We'll have to put them in the greenhouse till next planting.
42:24Where's your brother Keel?
42:26Oh, he's still out there. He hasn't finished his howling yet.
42:29Yes.
42:35Did she say howling?
42:38Mm-hmm.
42:40But you won't have to worry about that, Zachary, now that you're one of the family.
42:44Just keep an eye on him at the time of the full moon.
42:48And the rest of the time, he's quite easy to handle once you get the hang of it.
42:55But Ephra...
42:57Ephra can be a trial at times. A real problem child.
43:02But I know you'll be masterful enough to handle her, too.
43:05Besides, she only practices her little tricks of witchcraft when she's bored or irritated.
43:12And then she does some pretty spooky things.
43:14She does?
43:16Of course, she inherited those powers from her father and not from me.
43:21My darling little witch child, he used to call her.
43:25She absolutely gets carried away when the plants are eating.
43:30She may ask you to hover in the sky.
43:33She may suspend you up there.
43:35But if she does, you just outsmart her.
43:39You hang up there and close your eyes.
43:42It's better not to look while the plants are eating.
43:45It gets very messy.
43:49What do the plants do, Sibylla?
43:53They consume, Zachary.
43:56They consume everything.
43:58Until there's not a living thing left.
44:02Not a stick.
44:03Not a thing.
44:05Now, aren't you glad that you proposed to me and I accepted you?
44:10You're safe with us.
44:12Am I, Sibylla?
44:14Uh-huh.
44:15Now, you go and strap yourself in.
44:18And I'll be with you as soon as I can find Kiel.
44:25Kiel!
44:29Howl!
44:32Sibylla!
44:33Sibylla!
44:33I just thought of something.
44:35My tape recorder.
44:36I would be lost without it.
44:37I'd better go and get it.
44:39Oh, no.
44:39You mustn't go back there now, Zachary.
44:41The plants are eating.
44:43Oh, no.
44:43You'll be swallowed alive.
44:45Zachary, please don't go!
44:47Zachary!
44:48Come back!
44:51Just tell him that you're going to be his daddy, Zachary.
44:55He won't harm you if he knows you're going to be his daddy.
45:01Zachary!
45:02Come back!
45:04Little Zachary!
45:07Oh, just look what you've done.
45:12And all the trouble I took landing him.
45:15Not to mention listening to him.
45:18You go inside.
45:22And don't forget to brush your teeth.
45:35Oh, what a blessing.
45:36What a blessing.
45:37You're still here and alive.
45:38That dreadful woman!
45:39I tried to warn you.
45:41Yes, I know.
45:41I know.
45:42Come on, let's get out those roots.
45:43Snap one of these gas gunsmiths and pitch it!
45:46That dreadful woman!
45:56I guess that takes care of him.
45:58But we'll keep an eye out on the way back.
46:06Gone.
46:08Oh, Dr. Smith, you didn't really know each other very well.
46:11But we'd have made such sublime harmony together.
46:15Yeah.
46:26Here you are, my dear boys.
46:28Thanks.
46:29All the gear stored, Dad.
46:30Oh, fine.
46:31I guess we're all set, then.
46:33You sure you haven't forgotten anything?
46:34I'm positive.
46:35I made out a list for myself.
46:37Well, then this must have slipped your mind.
46:41Yeah, I guess it did.
46:44Darling, we'll have to go easy on the radio communications.
46:46Conserve the storage batteries.
46:48But as soon as we find a fresh supply of water,
46:50we'll be right back.
46:51Yeah, it shouldn't take too long.
46:52Now, the close-hand orbit around the sun will be coming up soon.
46:55I just want to be sure that there's plenty of water
46:56within two or three days' travel of here.
46:58No need to hasten back on my account, Professor Robinson.
47:01I assure you, the situation here will be in excellent hands.
47:04Oh, sure.
47:05Maureen, Judy, and Penny, they can take care of things.
47:07I was referring to myself, Major.
47:10Oh.
47:10Well, in that case, heaven help them.
47:12Indeed.
47:15Darling, take care of everything.
47:16I will.
47:17We'll be back soon.
47:18All right, let's go.
47:19Bye.
47:20Bye, Dad.
47:21Bye, Don.
47:21Bye, Will.
47:23See you later.
47:30Bye.
47:42Oh, what a pleasant evening it is.
47:46I think I shall sleep under the stars tonight.
47:48Well, if you do, Dr. Smith, I'd advise you to move inside the force field.
47:52Oh, come, come, madam.
47:53What could possibly happen on a quiet, peaceful evening like this?
48:07You stupid, bumbling brutes!
48:09You've lost him.
48:10I'll have you punished for this, do you hear?
48:13Now, pick up his trail.
48:14I want him found.
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