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Tv, Lost in Space (1965) —S1 E28 - A Change Of Space
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00:03Last week, as you recall, Will and Dr. Smith had climbed up to a plateau of cosmic dust
00:08to investigate a strange glowing light,
00:12little dreaming that it was soon to lead them on an unbelievable journey through space.
00:18I thought we'd never reach this plateau.
00:20That mountain must be 20,000 feet high at the very least.
00:23I can hardly breathe at that altitude.
00:26It's only 100 feet higher than the campsite, Dr. Smith.
00:29I checked it.
00:30Oh, then there must be something in the atmosphere that affects my asthma.
00:33Well, do you see it?
00:35No, but it's got to be around here somewhere.
00:38I remember that rock.
00:39Now tell me again.
00:40What did you actually see?
00:42Well, it was about sundown, and I saw something glinting.
00:46Never mind the glinting.
00:47Tell me about the colors.
00:49They were all silvery and gold.
00:52Ah, yes.
00:53Obviously an outcrop of a very rare and precious metal leading to a mother load.
00:58That's not what Dad thought when I told him about it.
01:01Just some iron pyrites.
01:02I guess that's all it is.
01:04Indeed.
01:05Your father's knowledge of geology leaves much to be desired.
01:08I'm a pretty good geologist.
01:11Of course you are, my boy.
01:12And you'll be a good deal better, Will,
01:14when we prove that what you saw confirms my own theory.
01:18Now climb up on that rock and see if you can locate it.
01:24Well, have you spotted it?
01:25Not yet.
01:27Can't you see anything?
01:29Well, I see the Jupiter.
01:30And there's Mom and Penny.
01:32They're doing the washing.
01:34Spare me the dreary domestic story.
01:36Look for that outcrop.
01:40Golly!
01:41What is it?
01:42Do you see it?
01:43I see it.
01:44Where?
01:44Where?
01:45Show me.
01:46It's over that way.
01:48Hey, you better be careful, Dr. Smith.
01:50Dad thought there might be cosmic dust pits on this plateau with no bottom.
01:55Nonsense, my boy.
01:56In the interests of science, one's personal safety is of no consequence.
02:06Hurry, hurry, hurry.
02:07Hang on, Dr. Smith.
02:09This plan could get way at any moment.
02:11If you panic, you'll just sink faster.
02:13So don't panic.
02:15I'm not panicking.
02:16I'm not panicking.
02:17Hey, just get me out of there.
02:19Oh!
02:20Oh!
02:21Oh!
02:22Oh!
02:23Oh!
02:24Oh, thank goodness.
02:25Oh!
02:26Oh!
02:26Oh!
02:26If this plan hadn't been here, there's no telling how far down you might have dropped.
02:30That's why cosmic dust pits are so dangerous.
02:33Oh!
02:34Oh!
02:34Oh!
02:35Spare me the preachments.
02:36Help me up, my boy.
02:38Oh!
02:39Ah!
02:40Ah!
02:41Oh!
02:41Oh!
02:42Thank goodness.
02:43Oh!
02:43What do we do now?
02:45We jump across it.
02:46Jump.
02:51Sure.
02:53Careful.
02:54It's not too tough now.
02:55Watch me.
02:56Ah!
02:59There.
02:59Come on.
03:00It's easy.
03:01Agility, like youth, is wasted on children.
03:04I cannot do it.
03:05And I will not do it.
03:06Dr. Smith.
03:08Ah!
03:09Jump.
03:14The things I do in the interest of science.
03:16Now, my boy, let's not waste any more time in idle chatter.
03:19We must find that outcrop.
03:21Come along.
03:23You're lagging, Will.
03:24Where's your stamina?
03:27Well, well, look.
03:29It's just decomposed granite.
03:31It's not even shining.
03:34Fool's gold.
03:35Nothing but an optical illusion.
03:37But we must have seen something shining.
03:46Dr. Smith, look at this.
03:55It's funny we never received any signals before.
03:58And what word came from?
04:00Don't get too close, Will.
04:02If it contaminates you, you'll contaminate me.
04:05And before you know it, it...
04:06Oh!
04:06Oh!
04:07Oh, my God.
04:41Oh, my God.
05:19As you can plainly see, Will's urgent summons that you come here was really quite unnecessary.
05:24His having seen a precious metal was nothing but a mirage.
05:28He never said it was precious metal, Doctor.
05:30And that ship, that ship certainly has no mirage.
05:32Well, it's of no earthly use to be.
05:35Well, why does everything have to have an earthly use, Doctor?
05:38Don't let him answer that or we'll be standing here hours listening to the miseries of a galactic castle.
05:42Major, you irk me.
05:45I wonder what kind of a guidance in propulsion system it has.
05:48Well, I got a quick look at it when the hatch was open.
05:50It's compact as a protein pill.
05:53Well, that's really compact.
05:54Let's see what you make of this protein pill, Robot.
05:57No involved polysyllabic jargon, if you please.
06:00Just simple, basic facts that we can all understand.
06:03Design, guidance, and propulsion systems of extragalactic special delivery vehicle indicate unlimited thrust, scope, and speed.
06:11I wonder what it delivers.
06:13Well, maybe the extragalactic special delivery mail.
06:17It does, as such, conform to a space relay station.
06:21Well, how about digging a little deeper, Robot?
06:23And clearer, you gargulous gargoyle.
06:27Space capability of vehicle.
06:30Subject to errors inherent in my limited extragalactic experience.
06:35May reach velocity of light squared.
06:38Squared?
06:39Well, that's impossible.
06:40Vehicle capable of circumnavigating the universe.
06:44Space penetration is possible up to and including the sixth dimension.
06:50Warning!
06:51Yes?
06:52Unpredictable modifications in cell structure are a hazard of such multidimensional spaceflight.
06:58Wow.
07:00That's some pill.
07:01That's right.
07:03Until we know more about it, I suggest that no one get close to it.
07:06We'll bring out some testing equipment in the morning.
07:08Let's go back to camp.
07:09I'll be right there.
07:10All right.
07:17What a remarkable vehicle.
07:19I wonder what else it can do.
07:21Well, if you know how to work it, it can get you wherever you want to go and nothing flat.
07:25Isn't that enough?
07:26Ample.
07:27That is, if I knew more about navigating it.
07:29Is it very complicated, my encyclopedic friend?
07:33Very compact.
08:02Tell me more.
08:32I'm waiting.
08:34What tone of voice indicates a warning of some kind.
08:37And readjust quickly.
08:44He fired some sort of ray at him.
08:46I knew we shouldn't let him get too close.
08:48All right, dear boy.
08:49I wouldn't say anything about this to anyone.
08:51We can put it back together again in the morning.
08:53Now, Will, I really don't think we should stay here any longer.
08:56Something is very wrong.
08:57I don't like it.
08:57Now, come along, Will.
08:58I don't like it.
09:51You're okay now.
09:53Do you know what happened to you?
09:55Inaccurate wavelength adjustment.
09:56Initiated hostile reaction.
09:59The error was mine.
10:01Due to limited extragalactic experience.
10:05Well, we'll try again tomorrow.
10:08If it's still here, I sure hope it is.
10:14Do you know what that's all about?
10:17Specifically, negative.
10:19But assumption is that extragalactic vehicle is in go condition for liftoff.
10:24Go design主 firewalls.
10:29Put your foot out there.
10:29Go on.
10:29Go on.
10:30Go on.
10:30Go on.
10:31Go on.
10:32Go on.
10:34Go on.
10:44Go on.
11:08I'm ready for lift-off.
11:08Will Robinson, the extragalactic control.
11:11I'm ready for lift-off.
11:15I sure wish I knew who belongs to this ship.
11:18I'd like to thank him for letting me look around.
11:49So you see, my dear cousin Joan, no matter what you may have heard to the contrary, life can be
11:54very normal on a strange and remote planet.
11:57Will still has to be reminded not to be late for dinner.
12:00And Penny is still forgetful about her personal appearance.
12:05And Judy is just a little bit too critical.
12:15Looks like a comet.
12:17It might be that extra galactic special delivery space vehicle taking off in its appointed rounds.
12:23If it is, I can't say that I'm sorry.
12:25Oh my, don't let Will hear you say that.
12:27By the way, why isn't he out here? Surely he must have heard it.
12:30When he's concentrating on one of his projects, he can shut out any sound that might interfere.
12:34Like a dinner call.
12:36I think I'll go tell him what he missed.
12:37No dear, I think that would be rather unkind.
12:40Now you just let him continue what he's working on.
13:00Laugh, it's not my good stuff hereaday, Tom.
13:01Okay let him,か you.
13:02Not, boy.
13:03So stop putting out the cheesy music of the garage.
13:03Your acabou Mario on a landscape table.
13:03I'm going to go, inspiring playing games, remember.
13:03Sure Iese Houston.
13:04You fürn't be a fool.
13:19Oh, what a lovely, peaceful night this is.
13:21Yeah, sure nice to be alone for a change.
13:25You know, you'd think on a planet this size,
13:26it would be easy to get away from it all.
13:29Oh, am I interrupting anything?
13:31I hope that's not why you came.
13:32Of course not.
13:33I'm looking for Will.
13:34We were supposed to play a game of chess this evening.
13:36Oh, well, I haven't seen him.
13:38One, two, three, four.
13:39One, two, three, four.
13:41One, two, three, four.
13:43One, two, three, four.
13:43One, two, three, four.
13:44What, Smith, are you supposed to be doing?
13:45What you should all be doing,
13:47maintaining your youthful vigor
13:48with a conscientious space fitness program.
13:51I regret to announce that this very day
13:53I found a white hair in my head
13:55which accounts for these comprehensive calisthenics.
13:59And you expect to change its color
14:01with all this women vigor, huh, Smith?
14:02Spare me your caustic remarks, Major.
14:05They fall on deaf ears.
14:07Say, aren't you supposed to be replanting
14:08the hydroponic garden after last night's storm?
14:12Don't prate to me about food, Major.
14:14Man does not live on bread alone.
14:16One, two, three, four.
14:17One, two, three, four.
14:18Oh, no.
14:18We sure picked a nice quiet little spot tonight, didn't we?
14:21You're supposed to be in your cubbyhole, mister.
14:23Affirmative.
14:24However, due to temporary breakdown at alien sight,
14:26my schedule was interrupted.
14:28What were you doing at the alien sight?
14:31He's frothing at the tapes
14:32with his usual egomaniacal eccentricity.
14:35Negative.
14:36Reporting liftoff of extragalactic vehicle.
14:39We're way ahead of you, robot.
14:40We heard it and saw it.
14:41With amateur pilot aboard.
14:43What do you mean by amateur?
14:44I mean, Will Robinson.
14:47Will took off in the alien spaceship?
14:50Affirmative.
14:51And computations indicate an imminent return.
14:58Penny, get your mother and father quickly.
15:00We're going out there.
15:00Come on, Smith.
15:06Will!
15:13Will!
15:22Will, your mother asked you a question.
15:24Not really, Dad.
15:26She was just expressing her momentary emotional anxiety
15:29in rhetorical terms.
15:30Certainly the state of my physical well-being
15:32should be apparent to all.
15:37Will, I don't understand.
15:39Why are you speaking like that?
15:41Like what, Mother?
15:42Well, it isn't like you to answer my questions
15:44with an analysis of my feelings.
15:47I'm sorry if the operation of my mind doesn't please you.
15:50That's just the way I am.
15:52The boy is showing a remarkably independent spirit,
15:54rather like mine.
15:55Be quiet, Smith.
15:57Incidentally, you've been conditioned
15:59to accept the velocity of light
16:00as a limiting factor in space travel.
16:03Well, my flight disproved that theory.
16:05Yes, I can see that.
16:07I'd, um, I'd like to talk to you about it
16:11and your experience.
16:12Certainly, Father.
16:13But it may be a little hard for you to understand,
16:16so I'll try to simplify it.
16:17Well, thank you.
16:26I'll have to see what I can do
16:28about improving on this weapon.
16:29It's very antiquated.
16:32What?
16:33Absolute.
16:34That goes for us, too, I suppose.
16:37I believe the boy has unlocked
16:38the secrets of the universe.
16:39We have a latter-day Einstein in our midst.
16:42I don't like obvious flattery, Dr. Smith.
16:45Next time, try to be a little more subtle.
16:48I beg your pardon.
16:50I meant no offense.
16:51You and I must have a nice, long chat very soon, my boy.
16:55And not until his mother and I
16:56have had a much longer one with him, Dr. Smith.
16:59By the way,
17:01weren't you supposed to be working
17:02in the hydroponic garden?
17:04The hydroponic garden?
17:05Oh, yes.
17:06It completely slipped my mind.
17:08But I shall attend to it immediately after dinner.
17:11No, you won't.
17:12There won't be any dinner
17:13until you get that job done.
17:14Indeed.
17:15I shall very likely starve.
17:18Man does not live by bread alone,
17:20remember, Smith?
17:21Far, Major.
17:23Come along, Will.
17:40Now, to understand me,
17:43the first thing you'll have to do
17:44is discard everything you know
17:46about energy conversion factors.
17:48Well, that's impossible, son.
17:49I was afraid you'd say that.
17:51How can I teach you anything
17:52if you won't accept what I say?
17:54We don't want you to teach us anything, Will.
17:56We just want you to tell us
17:57what happened to you out there.
17:58I wasn't aware that anything had happened to me.
18:01And if you insist on asking
18:03these primitive and emotional questions,
18:05I won't be able to tell you anything.
18:07Come here, son.
18:11Now, before you took that flight,
18:12you and I had a natural, easygoing relationship.
18:16The kind of thing that's normal
18:17between a father and his son.
18:18You're saying I'm abnormal now.
18:21But I'm not, Dad.
18:22I know what I was like.
18:23And I haven't really changed.
18:26Maybe you have.
18:30No, he hasn't really changed.
18:32He's just become a far out super genius, is all.
18:35Well, what happened in here?
18:36Will was almost in tears.
18:38Well, at least he experienced
18:39that primitive emotion.
18:41He's still a boy.
18:42Has he given you reason to doubt it?
18:44Well, not to doubt it, Maureen,
18:46but to recognize that he's undergone
18:48a tremendous acceleration in intellectual maturity
18:50since he took that flight.
18:52In many ways, he's way ahead of us.
18:54Yeah, I might have to bone up
18:55on multidimensional flight phenomena
18:57before he'll talk to me again.
19:00Well, it can't harm him, can it?
19:03No.
19:04Only in his relationship to us.
19:14Will, would you like to help me, please?
19:16Help you with what?
19:18Transplanting some of these vegetables.
19:22Is it necessary?
19:23We have to eat.
19:25Your methods are very elementary.
19:27Oh, do you know any better ones?
19:29Yes, but it would be useless explaining them to you.
19:32Look, Will, I realize you're a brain now,
19:34but that doesn't mean you have to put everybody else down.
19:36Your hypersensitivity is showing you.
19:38Now, if we keep this up,
19:40you'll probably stomp out of here
19:41in a corny feminine hug.
19:42Well, I've got news for you, Will Robinson.
19:45I'm going to do exactly that right now.
19:51Poor kid.
19:52No intellectual discipline.
19:54Hey, Will.
19:55Want revenge because I beat you at chess last time?
19:58You beat me.
19:59Have you forgotten?
20:01It just isn't possible.
20:02Isn't it?
20:03Well, just for that, I'll do it again.
20:05It's useless, Pat.
20:06You don't stand a chance.
20:08But you might as well find out for yourself.
20:11You know, what's the matter with you?
20:14I don't know.
20:15Come on, Penny, let's play.
20:22I'll let you make the first move, Penny.
20:25Not that it'll help.
20:26Gee, thanks.
20:31There.
20:39I'm sorry, Penny.
20:41Sorry?
20:42About what?
20:43This game's getting kind of boring.
20:46What do you mean?
20:47Now, try not to get all sensitive like Judy,
20:49but you might as well know it.
20:51You're already lit.
20:52I am not.
20:53It's inevitable, Penny.
20:55Now, when you attack with your bishops,
20:57I'll take them.
20:58And then you'll get all busy with your knights,
21:00but by that time, I'll have your king.
21:02You know so much, don't you?
21:04I'm sorry, Penny, but that's just the way it is.
21:07Well, why don't we just play the game and see?
21:10There's no fun when you know
21:11what's going to happen ahead of time.
21:13There's no challenge.
21:14Well, well, well.
21:16Playing the game of great minds, I see.
21:19May I kibitz a bit?
21:20There's nothing to kibitz.
21:21I've had it.
21:26Now, then.
21:27Don't trouble yourself, Dr. Smith.
21:29We're not evenly matched.
21:30Perhaps not.
21:31But we could have a little chat.
21:34About what?
21:35Oh, ships and shoes and sealing wax.
21:39In other words,
21:41multidimensional excursion vehicles.
21:43How did you know?
21:44You're very transparent to me, Dr. Smith.
21:48Really?
21:49How delightful.
21:51Then we understand each other, Will.
21:53No, I understand you.
21:54Now, what's on your mind?
21:56Not that my answer will do you any good.
21:59Don't underestimate the intellectual resources of Zachary Smith, my boy.
22:03Now, tell me, if I were to undertake a flight in that vehicle,
22:06would it do for me what it has done for you?
22:09Even if it did, I'm not sure you could handle it.
22:12Let me worry about that.
22:14How would you like to give me a few pointers on the technique
22:17involved in piloting that vehicle?
22:19For what ulterior motives, Dr. Smith?
22:22Ulterior motives?
22:23Aye.
22:24All right.
22:25Then I'll explain them to you.
22:27One, you can hardly wait to leave you.
22:30Two, you're hoping that if you can learn to fly that vehicle,
22:33it'll make you some sort of lord of the galaxies.
22:36Three, if you can ever guide it back to Earth,
22:38you'll become president of the United States at the very least.
22:43Really?
22:44I hadn't thought of that, but it does sound intriguing.
22:47Go on.
22:48I'm sorry, Dr. Smith,
22:50but you and I don't communicate on the same level of maturity.
22:58Very well, William Robinson Socrates Einstein.
23:04I'm not done with you yet.
23:11Dad would give me permission.
23:13I could pack all this into one-tenth of the space.
23:16No, he's not ready for it yet.
23:22You're oversized, too, as well as being obsolete.
23:26A product of contemporary technology is incapable of obsolescence.
23:30Have you got a lot to learn?
23:32Will?
23:34You should be asleep.
23:36I don't need as much sleep as I used to, Mother.
23:38Well, you may not think you do with so much going on
23:40in that wonderful mind of yours,
23:42but you still need your sleep.
23:44No one else thinks my mind's wonderful.
23:46They think I'm some sort of freak highbrow.
23:48Oh, nonsense.
23:49Of course they don't.
23:51Underneath, you're still the same boy you always were.
23:53I don't feel that way.
23:55Oh.
23:57I tell you what.
23:58Tomorrow, let's all go on a picnic.
24:00And if you enjoy it as much as you always did,
24:03then you'll know you haven't changed.
24:05I don't think it'll help,
24:07but I'll go.
24:08All right.
24:09Come on now.
24:10Let's go to bed.
24:12Come on.
24:16Will, my dear boy,
24:17what are you doing out here?
24:18I couldn't sleep.
24:20Ah, what a brilliant design.
24:22What a magnificent concept.
24:23What is it?
24:24A reconstruction of the Jupiter, too.
24:26Not that you'd understand it or anyone else.
24:28I realize that.
24:30That's why I'm here.
24:31I've made a very important decision, Will.
24:34Oh, who do you plan to get in trouble this time?
24:36Oh, ye of little faith.
24:38The fact is, my boy,
24:40that at the gravest risk to myself,
24:42and for purely altruistic reasons only,
24:45I am willing to undertake a flight in that vehicle.
24:48Let's hear those altruistic reasons, Dr. Smith.
24:51There is only one reason, my boy.
24:53You.
24:54Oh, it hurts me deeply
24:55to see you suffer the pangs of intellectual isolation.
24:58You need someone to soar with you above the common herd,
25:01to be an intellectual giant like yourself.
25:05I volunteer for that perilous assignment.
25:09I got back okay, so it's not so perilous.
25:12Now, let's skip the big talk, huh?
25:14You're not very kind, are you?
25:16All I want is to see you happy,
25:18to give you the companionship
25:20and the understanding that you deserve.
25:22Isn't that what you need?
25:24It might be nice to have someone
25:26I wouldn't have to talk down to,
25:28but there's just one problem.
25:31What problem?
25:32You're not doing this for me.
25:34Oh, my dear Miss Giley Thoy.
25:36We might get on a whole lot better
25:37if you'd admit that you were doing this
25:39for yourself, Dr. Smith.
25:40You have cut me to the quick.
25:42What can I say?
25:44It doesn't matter,
25:45because I'd see through it no matter what you say.
25:48But I guess it's wrong to hold back scientific knowledge
25:51from someone who really wants to know.
25:53Oh, I do.
25:54I do.
25:55And we might get on a little bit better
25:57once you've been out there.
25:59We'll be bosom buddies.
26:02You sound phony when you say that, Dr. Smith.
26:06But here.
26:08Here's a layout of the guidance system.
26:10Yes.
26:11Hatch control here.
26:12Hatch control.
26:13Power acceleration here.
26:14I see.
26:15You're on retro rockets here.
26:17Yes.
26:19Oh, Susanna,
26:21don't you cry for me.
26:22Oh, I'm going to Louisiana
26:24with a banjo on my knees.
26:46Now, let's see.
26:50Ah, yes.
26:56Power on.
27:02Main thruster.
27:21Lord of the galaxies.
27:24Lord Zachary Smith.
27:28Why?
27:31Going up from drill site, Will.
27:33You want to come along?
27:34Not right now.
27:34I'm waiting for Dr. Smith to get back.
27:36Where is he?
27:37Right now, I say he's probably
27:39on the return leg of the flight.
27:41You mean that lift-off we heard earlier?
27:43It was Dr. Smith.
27:44He was very insistent,
27:46and I thought the experience might do him some good.
28:00I don't know why we should give him a welcome,
28:02because if he tries any of that
28:03superior knowledge he might have gotten on me, he...
28:08Dr. Smith?
28:16Oh, dear.
28:18Oh, dear.
28:19See what has happened to me.
28:21Look at my face and weep.
28:24Oh, because I listened to you,
28:26you young upstart.
28:29Oh, the pain.
28:30The pain.
28:32Oh, dear.
28:58What a calamity.
29:00What a tragic end.
29:03Laid low in the prime of my life.
29:06Weak and afflicted with the infirmities of age.
29:11I feel cold.
29:13I think I'd like a little more broth, please.
29:16Put some soft bread in it.
29:19My teeth are not what they used to be.
29:24Hurry.
29:25Poor Dr. Smith.
29:28Isn't there something we could do to help him?
29:30There must be.
29:32We'll make all the tests we can,
29:33but I don't think it'll do any good.
29:39Don.
29:39Here, why don't you take it to him?
29:41Me?
29:42Yes, go on.
29:43It might make him feel better.
29:45Go ahead.
29:46Okay.
29:51There you are now, Dr. Smith.
29:53Some nice warm souffle.
29:55How about that, huh?
29:56Thank you, Major.
29:57Very kind of you.
29:59And high time, too.
30:00No, no, doctor.
30:01Listen.
30:02Doctor, John and I are going to do everything we can to try to find out what happened to you
30:07out there.
30:07It's quite unnecessary, Major.
30:10You will soon be performing an autopsy of my mortal dream.
30:15Now, listen, you see, if we can simulate the conditions of your flight in a test chamber,
30:20we might get a lead on how to counteract the effect, you see.
30:23You really think so?
30:25Well, we're going to do everything we can.
30:28Now, can you tell us what your velocity was when the change occurred?
30:31I can't remember.
30:33I can only remember things of long ago, when I was young and handsome, and life was full of promise.
30:41I think I might be able to manage a little dessert, please.
30:46Something nice and sweet, if you'd be so kind.
30:50Well, I'm glad to see your appetite's okay.
30:52Will you begrudge me my last remaining pleasure?
30:55I want something nice and sweet!
31:10Give me a reading.
31:1193.2 and steady.
31:13All right, I'll try more acceleration.
31:16According to my calculations, I don't think that the results...
31:19Be quiet, Will.
31:19It's going to the red zone.
31:20Well, cut the power!
31:25That's what I was trying to tell you would happen.
31:30Oh, John!
31:31Well, it's as though whatever carved a spacemith went through, we'll never simulate it here.
31:36I might be able to get some answers with a four-year analysis.
31:39Or better yet, I might make another test flight.
31:42Oh, no, I don't want to hear any more talk about a test flight.
31:45Ah!
31:46Ah!
31:48Must you disturb an old man's rest with your horseplay?
31:52I should never have allowed you to raise my hopes.
31:56I'm doomed.
31:57We haven't given up, Dr. Smith.
31:59Oh, please, don't raise my hopes again.
32:02My nerves can't stand it.
32:04I can see I must prepare for the end.
32:08But please, Professor, keep trying, and don't use any time.
32:13Your results might be useful to others, even though I will not be here to benefit from them.
32:21Help an old man up the ramp, girly.
32:30Dad, I don't think his molecular change is irreversible.
32:33What's that supposed to mean?
32:34Well, darling, I'm not sure I agree with him, but I think Will means that there's hope for Dr. Smith.
32:39I guess what we need is a Fountain of Youth.
32:41Or its deep space equivalent.
32:43Yeah, well, anyway, we'll get going on our version of the Fountain of Youth in the morning while you get
32:48to work on yours.
32:57Well, Willie, have you discovered anything?
33:08Not yet, Dr. Smith.
33:10It takes time.
33:11Time and tide wait for no man.
33:14I should never have listened to you.
33:17I could do a lot better if you'd give me some of your venerable blood.
33:20Oh, no, no, I have barely enough to go around.
33:24It's just one drop.
33:25No, no, it could make the difference between life and death to me.
33:30Well, it's not easy trying to test the reversibility of molecular change with just one white hair.
33:36Beginning to think the only other way is a test flight.
33:40What would you do on a test flight, Sonny?
33:44Well, first I'd try putting the guidance system in reverse.
33:48Brilliant idea.
33:50Do you think it would work?
33:52It's scientifically feasible.
33:54However, out there, there's no guarantee.
33:57No matter.
33:58I'm ready to try anything.
34:01What has an old man got to lose?
34:03Not much, I guess.
34:05Then it's all settled.
34:07You'll go at once?
34:09Me?
34:11But you're the one who would have to change, Dr. Smith.
34:14Surely you don't expect an old party like me to risk a test flight?
34:18I might have a seizure en route, and then you'd never know what happened.
34:23As a dedicated scientist, it's your duty to make the flight.
34:28Well, I would if I could persuade Dad to let me go.
34:31Good heavens, an intellectual giant with your maturity, having to ask permission from Daddy?
34:39He's still my father.
34:41But not your intellectual equal.
34:43He's pretty good.
34:45I'd feel a lot better if he knew more than I did.
34:48It's not much fun when you have to explain things to your own father and everyone else besides.
34:53Ah, what filial devotion.
34:57Think how proud he'd be when you told him why you did it after you came back.
35:04If the reversibility principle works, I'll be the way I was before, too.
35:10How happy it will make your dear mother to have her own little Willie back with, Faraday.
35:20Nice, Willie.
35:27Oh, my gosh.
35:29Oh, my gosh.
35:33What's happening?
35:34Such courage, such devotion.
35:36You have a remarkable son, Professor.
35:39Dr. Smith, you'd better explain and quickly.
35:42He's reversing the irreversible.
35:45What do you mean, Dr. Smith?
35:46He'll be your own darling little Willie again,
35:49and when I go, I shall come back my own former youthful handsome self.
35:54What, you crazy old fool?
35:55John, please, go get Penny.
35:57Willie, listen, we've got to get over there.
35:59You're coming, too, foxy, Grandpa.
36:01Steady, baby, steady.
36:03I still have a delicate back, you know.
36:05Hey, hey, hey, steady.
36:15I'm not sure that's the same ship.
36:18What do you think, John?
36:19I don't know.
36:20It does look a little different.
36:22Will!
36:53Don, don't.
36:54John, is it really?
36:56What is he saying?
36:57I wish I knew.
36:58Oh, dear.
36:59Oh, dear.
37:01Oh, dear.
37:02The poor boy has reversed himself beyond all recognition.
37:07Don't you recognize me, Willie?
37:09Is Dr. Zachary Smith, your loyal and lifelong friend?
37:13Oh, words cannot express what I feel for you at this very moment.
37:17But I'm sure some words will come to me presently.
37:21In the meantime, have you any hopeful news for me?
37:27No!
37:31Robot!
37:36Roger that!
37:38Robert, not yet!
37:44General, throw the gentleman!
37:46General, not real.
37:49Frensley.
37:50Where is my other vehicle?
37:53It was here.
37:54Where is my other vehicle?
37:56Thank goodness it's not Will.
37:57Then who is it? Who is it?
38:03It was here. It belongs to me.
38:06Translate message that it will return soon.
38:09It was taken by my son, Will, but not to look.
38:19I demand it now. I demand it now.
38:23He must give us a little time.
38:24Dumza, Himmler, Menvier.
38:31Oh! Danny, are you all right?
38:34Just done.
38:36Silence.
38:57My dear sir, do you see before you an unhappy creature who until a few short hours ago was in
39:03the full flower of his youth?
39:05Don't you realize he can't understand one word?
39:07He might hear the plea for pity in my voice.
39:10You are the king?
39:13Oh, yes. Until a little while ago.
39:15He was truly a monarch, a veritable emperor of a man.
39:21What are you, my lord?
39:22Leave me alone, sir. Leave me alone.
39:28You wouldn't hurt me, would you? You wouldn't hurt an old man.
39:35I wait. C-300.
39:43He goes by light velocity. He'll wait five minutes.
39:47What are you doing?
39:58What if Will isn't back in five minutes?
40:01He's got Smith as a hostage, I guess. Our king.
40:11Don, if I can attract his attention, maybe you can work your way around behind him.
40:15I'll try.
40:17Robot, request alien's permission to examine his velocimator. Understood?
40:23Affirmative.
40:26Kind friend, try to make this creature understand that I was speaking only figuratively when I referred to myself as
40:33a monarch.
40:35Negative. Computers preempted for more important processing.
40:38Columbia, Chemla, Horja!
41:15Will! Watch out! Stay inside!
41:21Hold your fire. Unless we can hit him without endangering Will.
41:28Will, be careful!
41:31What are you doing here?
41:33Ah, Willie.
41:34I think I've got good news for you.
41:36Good news?
41:37Look there.
41:38He's going to punish you for borrowing his ship by abducting me.
41:43I'll be shanghaied to a terrible fate.
41:46Not if I can explain why I took it.
41:49Help me, Willie. Help me.
41:51I'll try.
41:59Hello there. We were wondering when you'd show up.
42:04I hope you're not angry because I borrowed your vehicle. Twice.
42:09The first time, I did it because I got carried away.
42:14And the second time, I did it for Dr. Smith.
42:16Yes, he did it. It was for me.
42:18He... He...
42:18I wanted to test out. It's her revenue.
42:21Yeah.
42:22It's your...
42:23Willie.
42:25To see whether it could change him back.
42:28He wasn't always the way he is now.
42:30He never had this beard before he took a ride in your vehicle.
42:35I guess that makes three rides we took in all.
42:41Don, don't shoot! Maybe I can talk him out of it.
42:46Let him try.
42:46I hope you'll let Dr. Smith go.
42:50Because if you're thinking of taking him back to where you come from...
42:54...wherever that is...
42:55...and making him a slave or something...
42:59...personally, I don't think it'll work.
43:01Oh, no.
43:02He's not much use when it comes to work anyway.
43:05And he can't live much longer.
43:06Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
43:08Unless you take him up for a ride in your vehicle and change him back.
43:12He'd be very grateful and so would I.
43:14Oh, we would. We definitely would.
43:15Do you understand?
43:21Wait.
43:22Wait.
43:22What are you doing to him?
43:24No.
43:25What are you doing to him?
43:26What are you doing to him?
43:27Do something.
43:28Don't you go away.
43:30Dr. Smith!
43:31Don't you go away!
43:33Go away!
43:35Don't you go away!
43:49Don't you go away!
43:52No!
43:53But we'll never see Dr. Smith again.
44:08Oh, poor Dr. Smith.
44:10Well, all we can do is hope that wherever he is, he'll survive.
44:13Maybe he'll be a brain like I was.
44:15You mean you're not a brain anymore?
44:17Not half as much as Dad or Don.
44:20Well, there's not much more we can do here.
44:21Let's go back to camp.
44:43In memory of Dr. Zachary Smith,
44:46who was transferred from this spot
44:48to the vast unknown of the Sixth Dimension.
44:50Gone but not forgotten.
44:52Indeed.
44:54And indeed.
44:55And indeed.
44:57And indeed.
44:57He did what I asked.
44:59To paraphrase a 19th century master of the written word,
45:03the report of my disappearance seems to have been greatly exaggerated.
45:06Well, I think I can guess where he's going,
45:08but I still don't know why he came here.
45:10This would probably explain it if I could understand it.
45:13He gave it to me just before he let me go.
45:15The robot might know.
45:17Splendid idea.
45:20Of course, it could be a key to his city for an honored guest.
45:25Translate it for us, my dear friend.
45:26I bid you farewell.
45:29Planet is unsuitable as extragalactic relay station.
45:33From the brave youth, I have learned your speech.
45:36I knocked off some of the bearded one's years to please the youth.
45:41He sure is a dandy.
45:43No!
45:44Of all the ungenerous in me!
45:48He could have made me a few years younger than I was before.
45:53Smith, you haven't changed a bit.
45:55Come on.
45:59As for you, sir, I'll attend to you later.
46:13Is this the place?
46:14Yes.
46:15But as I told you before, the laser pistol is beyond recovery.
46:18You know we've never checked out this particular area.
46:21I had to wring your neck for allowing Will to come here.
46:23He wanted to collect some unusual rock specimens.
46:26Besides, why all this fuss about one small, unimportant weapon?
46:29Anyone would think I had lost the crown jewels.
46:31Well, as far as I'm concerned, that laser's a lot more valuable.
46:33We need it and we're going to get it.
46:35Very well.
46:36If you insist.
46:37I certainly do.
46:51Yes.
46:51There it is on the floor of the cave.
46:54With the two buttons and a nose shoestring, I'd make you climb down there and get it.
46:58Oh, you wouldn't.
46:59You know that I have a phobia about heights.
47:01I get extremely dizzy.
47:02Losing the pistol was an accident you have only to ask Will.
47:05I did.
47:06He said you heard this sound, drew your laser, and then a small lizard appeared.
47:11You screamed, dropped the pistol, and ran.
47:13You have your facts completely your eye, sir.
47:15In the first place, the lizard was not small.
47:17It was huge.
47:18In the second place, I did not drop my pistol.
47:20The reptile flung it from my grasp.
47:21And in the third place, I did not scream and run.
47:24I made a calm, orderly retreat.
47:27Knowing your unquestioned bravery in the past, I can believe that.
47:31All right.
47:31I'll get to the laser.
47:32All you've got to do is hold onto the rope.
47:34Yes.
47:34Yes.
47:35I can do that.
47:37Never fear.
47:37Smith is here.
47:38You're in good hands.
47:38All right.
47:39Now, pay it out slowly.
47:40Yes, I can do that.
47:42Careful.
47:43All right.
47:44Slow.
47:59All right.
48:01A little more slack.
48:02More slack coming up.
48:09It's a cannon.
48:11Pull her by the rope.
48:12I'm cutting up.
48:13No!
48:14No!
48:17No!
48:19No!
48:20No!
48:20No!
48:20No!
48:22No!
48:24No!
48:26No!
48:26No!
48:28No!
48:29No!
48:31No!
48:32No!
48:32No!
48:35No!
48:36No!
48:38I'm a>-
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