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Tv, Lost in Space (1965) S2E19 - Mutiny In Space
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00:03Last week, as you recall, we left Will and the robot working with Dr. Smith on his rain-making device,
00:08unaware that they were soon to be shanghaied on an incredible voyage through outer space.
00:13Ready on the left. Ready on the right. Ready on the firing line.
00:20Oh, no. I think it's headed for the Jupiter.
00:22Ridiculous.
00:23Will Robinson is correct. Your calculations are snafu, Dr. Smith.
00:29Oh, dear.
00:35It's going to hit the ship.
00:37Everybody, go hang those rocks. Quick.
00:46Well, it missed the ship, but I don't know how.
00:50A little bit of luck.
00:52It smells as though someone just blew out 10,000 candles.
00:55I think it smells like the 4th of July.
00:57Well, if you ask me, it smells like Smith.
01:00We'd better start repairing this.
01:01Come on, Penny. We'll get the toolkit.
01:03Okay.
01:04You know, until we make a new set of instruments, we're going to have to rely on our senses to
01:07tell what kind of weather's blowing on the wind.
01:10There's a piece of the casing that contained the charge.
01:14Hydrochloric acid.
01:16Phosphorus.
01:18And nitroglycerin.
01:19Well, aren't those some of the chemicals that we have in our lab?
01:22Had, Maureen.
01:23Will!
01:24Did anything happen?
01:26Oh, I see that it did.
01:29Well, that's the end of Dr. Smith's rain-making experiment.
01:32And the end of Dr. Smith.
01:33Where is he?
01:34Back there.
01:35He asked me to come here and ask you if it was raining before he came.
01:38Well, as you can see, it has been raining.
01:40It's been raining flack.
01:42Well, it's a miracle none of us were hit.
01:43Or the ship.
01:44Now, you go back and tell Dr. Smith that I want to see him right now.
01:47Yes, sir.
01:48But I don't think he'll come.
01:49All right, then.
01:50He can stay out there till it really rains.
01:52And then some.
01:56Oh, there now, Will.
01:58Don't worry about Dr. Smith.
02:00Ha!
02:01I felt it dropped that time.
02:02It's wit.
02:03Experiment concluded and successful.
02:05The wetness on the palm of your hand, Dr. Smith, is cold sweat, usually produced by fear.
02:12Indeed.
02:12And what have I to fear, you nattering ninny?
02:14Do you wish me to draw you a diagram as a little old rain-maker, Dr. Smith?
02:19You have a lot to learn.
02:21Spare me your feeble attempts at humor.
02:23Where is that boy?
02:25Why hasn't he come?
02:26The reason is obvious.
02:28The best laid plans of Mice and Smith.
02:30Gang after glade.
02:32You are in hot water, Dr. Smith.
02:34Up to your neck.
02:36I only tried to convince the heavens to release a bit of rain.
02:39Surely they'll understand that.
02:41Do you want to bet?
02:42Certainly not.
02:43Betting is vulgar.
02:45What's that?
02:46I just saw a shadow on those rocks.
02:54Will?
02:54Will, my dear boy, is that you?
02:56No!
03:02Good heavens.
03:04Some poor unfortunate obviously made an involuntary landing, wouldn't you say?
03:08Affirmative.
03:12On missile, what extraordinary creatures.
03:15Poor devil.
03:17Sucked into space when the hull split apart, probably.
03:20A reasonable deduction, but not entirely true.
03:23Is it possible it could be made to fly?
03:26Possible, but highly improbable.
03:28You are planning a getaway, Dr. Smith?
03:30We shall see.
03:32Yes, indeed we shall.
03:33Well, as for you, sir, mind your manners if you intend to keep your friends.
03:40This will bear a little looking into, I think.
03:44Hold your tongue.
03:45Come along.
03:48Fugitives or castaways, by the look of them?
03:51Planning a getaway, are you?
03:53Well, Admiral Sark is not averse to helping those who can help him.
03:57If I can make mariners out on them, you haven't seen the last of Admiral Sark, Mr. Kidd, no, not
04:08by a long shot.
05:14Fugitives or castaways, by the way, Mr. Kidd, no, not by a long shot.
05:26Won't someone say something to me?
05:28Even a friendly smile would be enough.
05:31Judy?
05:33Oh, sadness.
05:34Oh, sorrow.
05:35We were such good chums.
05:37Major, I give you permission to talk to me as harshly as you like.
05:42Insult me, please, Major.
05:45oh dear not even a single venomous word in that case i have no choice but to remove myself the
05:51earliest possible moment from this torment of ostracism by a fortunate happenstance i have
06:00discovered a vehicle which with a few minor repairs will take me into a silence that is far far better
06:06than the silence of friends i shall take with me only those few necessaries which will enable me
06:13to survive until my untimely end with your permission i should like to borrow a repair kit
06:24thank you dr smith yes dear girl
06:32adieu
06:48one at a time one at a time i don't know he may really mean it especially if he's found
06:54the
06:54vehicle oh i think he was just saying that to make us feel sorry for him as a matter of
06:58fact i did feel
06:59sorry for him i don't feel a bit sorry for him oh poor dr smith poor dr smith oh poor
07:07dr smith
07:08say why don't we throw him a party just to show him how happy we are that he blew up
07:12our weather
07:12station now look i don't care whether he's telling the truth or not about finding that vehicle and
07:16one thing's certain he's incapable of repairing it so whatever scheme he's got up his sleeve to get
07:21off the hook just remember this until further notice dr smith is off limits my sentiments exactly
07:32what are you trying to do ruin everything you lame brain lump
07:38i wish to correct your omissions dr smith without proper caulking adequate pressure within the ship
07:45cannot be maintained you could not survive in the vacuum of space simple simon don't you realize
07:51that this pitiful rattle trap of a vehicle will convince the robinsons that they will be responsible
07:55for my death if they let me go as humanitarians they will at once regret the cruel and unusual
08:01punishment that they've bestowed upon me and restore me at once to my rightful place in their midst
08:06oh dear now i really must rest my back is extremely delicate you sir will come along and give me
08:12adequate warning when the robinson's curiosity induces them to come and see me at work
08:19there oh dear rest rest rest
08:28what a foul weaver of cowardly conspiracy that fellow is he and kidno are two of a kind
08:34scheming for arscals
08:38if i didn't need his help i'd have him flogged for this
08:42scamping his work like a galley scullion
08:45oh well hardly fitting work for an admiral but needs must when the devil drives
08:57warning warning
08:59danger
09:00warning
09:01danger
09:01warning
09:02warning
09:04will you stop the clatter you bubble-headed booby
09:08a person is approaching that's better what kind of a person diminutive active imaginative
09:16inquisitive except for the diminutive part sounds exactly like me
09:20well i suppose we best get back to the alien ship
09:29is he coming this way he will be here directly
09:31good it will give me a chance to convince him
09:33what you are doing is not honest dr smith spare me the accurate appraisals dunderhead
09:41there really is a spaceship looks like it's a pretty good one too
09:44in a manner of speaking you are correct will robinson have you no greeting for me dear boy
09:50well tell dr smith i'm sorry but he's still off limits that is he's austra
09:57ostracized yeah that's right well tell dr smith not to worry because i don't think that the
10:02the silent treatment will last too long but i have my pride you know i cannot allow myself to
10:07be treated like a pariah i made the only choice that was open to me did you hear that will
10:12robinson
10:12uh-huh then i do not have to repeat that either oh
10:18i see you've been working on a spaceship tell dr smith he did a real good caulking job on the
10:23hatch
10:23thank the young man thank you the hatch who is responsible for this do not look at me
10:32tell dr smith that i'm sorry that he has to go but i understand how he feels about being off
10:37limits and everything and tell him that if i can help in any way oh he can he really can
10:41i would
10:42like a spare astro compass and some food a few pressure patches and some extra food a little
10:46fuel and whatever small delicacies in the way of food that he can spare tell dr smith i'll do the
10:52best i can and then i'll see him later thank you young man thank you you're welcome
11:04they'll never let me go once he tells them how ill prepared i am for such a flight and don't
11:08you dare
11:08to ask me if i want to bet on that no one would take a bet on such skullduggery dr
11:13smith silence you
11:21i agree with you lady an excellent caulking job admiral zark's hand has not lost its cunning
11:30or his spirit its determination cast me adrift to perish in space would you mr kidnow well you're wrong
11:40you're wrong you're mutinous dog
11:51dr smith
12:12come on boy come along don't dawdle in the companion way there's work to be done
12:19come along boy come along come along and man the helm man the helm we're casting off
12:28where are we going sir boy sir yes sir but aye aye sir
12:34aye aye sir but where are we going
12:38stand by for cast off
12:42as quartermaster pro tem boy your duty is to obey orders not ask questions sir i just want to know
12:49where we're going because wherever it is i don't want to go i live here with my family and you
12:53had no
12:54right to drag me aboard sir boy sir when you address an admiral of the imperial cassiopian fleet
13:00i'll relay a signal to your grandfather informing him that you are now under the protection of admiral zark
13:05you'll be well taken care of boy if you mean dr smith he's not my grandfather and i don't want
13:11anybody taking care of me except my own family sir listen boy he who ships with admiral zark
13:19ships to glory your family will be proud of you they'd rather have me with them by order of admiral
13:26zark
13:27to the good of the fleet to the honor of your family you are now articled as a volunteer
13:34stand by for takeoff clear the bow
13:40listen you've got to listen
13:42attend to your help
13:46mr standby blast
13:54nothing makes a man proud of his profession then a splendid lift off
13:59you'll you'll get your space legs for just a few moments
14:03lady
14:06the cepheus on the starboard bow here take a look
14:11good old cegus send a flare of friendship up to him quartermaster
14:18i think we're still on the ground sir are you presuming to question my navigation on my bridge
14:26quartermaster i'm afraid i am sir what oh damnable incompetence below decks
14:34i'm going to mistake my life
14:37ah here's the trouble
14:40cross power line stand by for takeoff
14:56we seem to have sustained some minor damage quartermaster
15:00uh oh her chronometer seems to have suffered too
15:08ah there she goes
15:10now desperandum it'll all be repaired lad after i've dined attend to table boy
15:21did it again
15:26excellent roast done to a turn
15:30had some experience in the galley have you
15:33that roast was cooked by my mother sir it wasn't really intended for you it was meant for dr smith
15:38bah do you happen to know where he is sir carousing in some infamous grog shop no doubt
15:50more wine
15:52oh boy
15:53we'll attend to the damage presently duty can wait on an excellent repast
15:59hey
16:00ha
16:01oh
16:02oh
16:03duty
16:05it's a word that swine's the king now seems to have forgotten
16:12but i'll make him remember it that i will
16:19there'll be no quarter for mr kid no when i catch up with him
16:26and when he learns what punishment i've devised his eyes will start from their sockets in mortal terror
16:45that's what i'm going to tell him to tell him to save his wild stories for the morning
16:57Let's see now an alien spaceship a rough tough admiral who shanghai's children a dr. Smith who can't be found
17:04let alone a robot
17:06It's wild enough to be believable
17:08Say where did will say he found that ship over in the rock canyon area?
17:12I believe well, we could see the rocks with a scope, but well anything below that now
17:16Something tells me you're planning to investigate
17:19Well, only to find out how much truth there is to dr. Smith story about finding a ship
17:23Well, certainly not wills about an admiral aren't you even curious about will story dad?
17:27No, just fascinated by that boy's fantastic imagination
17:32Admiral Zark of the Imperial Cassiopeia Navy
17:36Wow, do we go out there in the morning?
17:39Yeah, I guess so
17:48What'd you find a burned-out propulsion unit at least I guess that's what it was and a slew of
17:54other instruments that could be in working order or not
17:56I'm not familiar with half of them lower deck looks like it could have been cruise quarters
17:59Hmm not admiral's quarters no evidence that it was even used by a midshipman
18:04But it is an alien ship all right
18:05So at least that part of Smith story as well as wills is correct
18:08Well, I guess you owe will an apology for that part
18:10But what do you owe Smith if you could find him?
18:13Yeah, I'm still working on that one
18:14Well, there's no worry the ship isn't going anywhere nor is Smith
18:17You know John it might be kind of interesting if we could pretend that he was
18:21What do you mean?
18:22Well, just suppose that
18:24Come on, I'll show you
18:26All right
18:30Dr. Smith
18:33Are you going to lie in the sack all day?
18:35It is well past breakfast time
18:38Did you say breakfast?
18:39I said it was well past breakfast time
18:42Oh
18:45That hard bed leaves a great deal to be desired
18:47My back is a disaster area
18:51Do you suppose will has arrived with the supplies I ordered?
18:54If you mean food, you should say food
18:56Hold your tongue, you silly goose
19:03Food is essential to sustain the inner man
19:07Nobody seems to understand that
19:09But me
19:15Ah, the dear boy kept his word
19:18Now what have we here?
19:19It is not one of the extras you ordered, Dr. Smith
19:22However, it is an extra propulsion unit
19:24From the Jupiter-2 surplus time
19:27For the compliments of the Jupiter-2 bon voyage
19:31Is this one of Will's jokes?
19:33Negative
19:33The handwriting indicates that the message came from Major West
19:39What do you find so funny, you hardware hyena?
19:41Major West is calling your bluff, Dr. Smith
19:44He believed you meant it
19:45I think that is very funny
19:49Silence, you sniggering cinderbox
19:51Avast there
19:52You scheming shawl vermin
19:54Mr. Spindlelegs
19:56What have you done with that lad?
19:58If you mean Will Robinson, General
20:00General!
20:02I'm an admiral of the Imperial fleet, you bumbling ignoramus
20:07Where is he?
20:09Well, you see, your worship
20:11My metallic friend will explain all
20:14Begging the admiral's pardon, sir
20:15But if my senses serve me correctly
20:17Will Robinson is now safe and sound in the bosom of his family
20:21Most regrettable
20:22I could have made a man out of him instead of a mollycoddle
20:25Drowned with mother love
20:28Oh, you seem to have shown some resourcefulness this morning, Mr. Spindlelegs
20:32This power unit will serve my purpose admirably
20:35You may take it aboard
20:37But I had nothing to do with it, sir
20:40Modesty ill becomes a man of your staggering vanity, Mr. Spindlelegs
20:44Take it aboard
20:45We shall cast off the moment it's installed
20:48Oui, sir
20:49You seem to be afflicted by some unwarranted fears for your safety
20:55Am I to understand
20:56That you would prefer not to sail with Admiral Zark?
21:00I would prefer not to sail with anyone, sir
21:02Indeed
21:03It seems to me
21:05I distinctly remember your telling the lad
21:07That you intended to sail in my ship
21:10Now, hoist the engine aboard, sir
21:13And don't try my patience any further
21:16Yes, your worship
21:18Yes, indeed, your worship
21:24Well, you heard what he said
21:26Hoist it aboard
21:27He said for you to hoist it aboard, Dr. Smith
21:29You know very well that my condition does not warrant such manual labor
21:32That does not compute
21:34Compute my foot
21:35You down there
21:36Didn't you hear what I said?
21:39Hoist it aboard
21:40Yes, your worship
21:41Hi, Admiral
21:46Have you seen Dr. Smith this morning?
21:48Good morning, boy
21:49I climbed the rigging
21:51I just want to know if you've seen Dr. Smith this morning
21:53Oh, didn't you hear what I said, boy?
21:56Climb the rigging
21:59Dr. Smith?
22:04Are you in there?
22:06Dr. Smith?
22:08Dr. Smith, are you in there?
22:10Dr. Smith, what are you doing?
22:21And now we are ready for takeoff
22:24Mr. Kidnow
22:29I'm on my way
22:34You'll rue the day you ever cross me
22:37Mr. Kidnow
22:57Mom, Dad
22:58I just heard that alien spaceship taking off
23:00Yes, we're looking at it right here
23:02I can't understand it
23:04Dr. Smith could have gotten that propulsion unit to work
23:06Will said that propulsion unit was all Admiral Zark needed
23:09Where's Will now?
23:11Well, he was afraid the Admiral would Shanghai Dr. Smith
23:13So he went out there to warn them
23:20You've just got to take us back, sir
23:22You could drop us off and then go wherever you wanted to
23:24There, there, laddie
23:25Just a momentary pang of homesickness is all it is
23:28Quite understandable
23:30My, you're a plucky one returning here
23:32But I shall expect you to write to your mother
23:34At least once a week while we're away
23:36Couldn't resist the great adventure with Admiral Zark, could you now?
23:41Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, oh
23:45Fess up, laddie
23:46Space is in your blood as it is in mine
23:48I just came back to get Dr. Smith
23:51Of course, of course
23:54Quartermaster
23:55Aye, aye, sir
23:57We shall bear on Zubin el-Ganubi, Quartermaster
23:59Zubin el-Ganubi it is
24:02Otherwise known as the Southern Claw of a Scorpion
24:06Knowledgeable little rascal, aren't you?
24:09Go below!
24:11Aye, aye, sir
24:14Take the wheel, lad
24:18Go on, take the wheel, it won't bite you
24:23That's a good lad
24:25It's good to have somebody sturdy and dependable by my side
24:29Where are we?
24:30I think that's Zubin el-Ganubi to the starboard bow, sir
24:33Ah, so it is
24:34Hard a port to Mere Placidus
24:37Hard a port, lad!
24:44Ah, that's a good lad
24:46Midshipman Robinson
24:48Midshipman?
24:49Admiral Zark is sufficiently impressed with your abilities, my lad
24:52To reward them as they deserve
24:53Sail with Zark
24:55And you'll be first mate in a year or two
24:58We'll run a splendid ship together, you and I, Midshipman
25:02The pride of the fleet
25:04When we sail into our home port
25:06With Mr. Kidno's head
25:09Hanging from the highest yard home!
25:14Oh, however
25:16Never make the mistake of assuming
25:18That my liking for you will excuse a dereliction of duty, Midshipman
25:22Discipline will always come first with me
25:24As it always has
25:26My father's like that when we're in space
25:28No one is like Admiral Zark, Midshipman Robinson
25:31No one
25:38Steady as she goes
25:41Steady as she goes, it is, sir
25:43There's a good lad
25:52Dad?
25:54Yeah
25:56Hey, Dad, look at this
25:58Maybe the ship's logged
26:03Could give us a clue to their whereabouts
26:04If I could decode it
26:06Let's get back to the ship
26:12It's your watch, Robot
26:14When there is work to be done, to be done
26:16A sailor's lot is not a happy one
26:19Don't be gone
26:21Oh, William
26:24He's had me swabbing decks
26:26Scrubbing bulkheads
26:27Polishing brass
26:28All ignominious tasks for a man of my quality
26:30I would not be in this predicament
26:32If your family hadn't sent me to Coventry
26:34None of us would be in this predicament
26:36If you hadn't made threats
26:37You weren't going to keep, Dr. Smith
26:38Be that as it may
26:39We must find some way of making him take you back to your sorrowing family, William
26:43Regardless of what may happen to me
26:45Well, I tried to talk to him
26:46But he's got his mind fixed on just one destination
26:48And he knows enough about navigation to get us there
26:51Do you suppose he knows enough about navigation to get us back to Earth, William?
26:55I guess so
26:56But I don't think it would fit in with his plans
26:58One can but try
26:59And now I must make myself presentable before I speak to him
27:03Ah, yes
27:04What have we here?
27:07I think this might just do the trick
27:10Now come along
27:13Let's try the next page
27:22Mutiny!
27:22In the dead of night
27:24I was seized and cast adrift
27:26In a leaky space cutter
27:28By order of my seething dog of a mate
27:31Mr. Kidd, no!
27:33But I have outwitted him
27:35Though he be a hundred light years away
27:37I will never give up the pursuit
27:39With the crew which I have assembled
27:41On this uncharted planet
27:43The chase is on
27:44Death to all mutineers
27:47Well, at least we know why he came here
27:50What he's doing
27:51Yeah, a ragtag and a bobtail crew
27:53And a leaky space cutter
27:54And with our propulsion unit
27:56Say, that, uh, unit
27:59That unit had magnetic drive, didn't it?
28:01Yeah
28:01Meaning it could run forever on a minimum of fuel
28:04Yeah, I know, but
28:05But what, John?
28:07Listen, let me get this more clear in my mind
28:09Then I'll tell you all about it
28:10John, I'm gonna need a lot of help
28:13I don't know who I hate more
28:15Smith and myself
28:27Who are you?
28:29Top of the evening to you, sir
28:30Everything below is scrubbed and ship-shaped, sir
28:35Mr. Kidd, no!
28:41You mutinous dog
28:42What have you done with my ship?
28:45Answer me
28:46Before I plunge my cactus into your gizzard
28:49Oh, sir
28:49Dear, sir
28:50My name is Smith
28:51Dr. Zachary Smith
28:52I was press ganged, remember?
28:54Ah
28:56Mr. Spindlelegs
28:58What are you doing on my bridge?
29:01I came up to help, sir
29:02I can be of great assistance to you, sir
29:04Assistance?
29:06Why, you clumsy swab
29:09Your very presence on board this ship
29:12Is an insult to Navy treacherous land
29:15Oh, but I'm an old space hand, Admiral
29:17Indeed I am
29:18I've sailed many a craft in this deep
29:20I've sailed, uh, four stackers
29:22Twin riggers, pancakers
29:24You name them, Admiral
29:25I've sailed them all
29:26And now, of course, you'd like to see my papers, wouldn't you?
29:28Well, I have them right here
29:29Well, possibly here
29:31Oh, dear
29:31Ah, yes, I remember
29:33I left them in my old space chest, back on earth
29:35Perhaps we could make a brief stop there
29:37Until I join you officially
29:38If you would be kind enough to appoint me
29:41Quartermaster
29:41You have a glib tongue, Mr. Spindlelegs
29:44I am sincere, sir
29:55Lock on four necks, quartermaster
29:58Begging your pardon, sir
30:00But a lock on fontax will take us directly into the path
30:03Are you presuming to navigate my ship, quartermaster?
30:08Lock on fontax immediately
30:11Lock on fontax it is, sir
30:13A shortcut to earth, sir?
30:15A shortcut to Mr. Kidno, you slimy-tongued cuttlefish
30:20And when I catch up with him, his mutinous dog
30:24And his pack of filthy cut-throat scavengers
30:28There'll be no vengeance in all the universe to match mine
30:38How'd you will, sir?
30:39Not recently
30:40I'll dance a hornpipe
30:43To the rhythm of their cries, Mr. Spindlelegs
30:46Have you danced today, Mr. Spindlelegs?
30:50Dance, sir?
30:51Yes, dance, Blastia
30:53It's a standing order for my crew
30:55Clears the head
30:57Tones the muscles
31:00Stimulates the nerves
31:02Come on
31:04Come on
31:04Dance, Mr. Spindlelegs
31:06Dance
31:09Faster
31:10Faster
31:11Faster
31:11Oh, dear
31:12Oh, couldn't you try a simple ball, sir?
31:14No
31:14Faster
31:15Oh, dear
31:16I can't do that
31:17Faster
31:19Blastia
31:19Faster
31:20Faster
31:21Riptide of solar fire on the port bow, sir
31:25Oh, dear
31:26Oh, dear
31:27Oh, dear
31:28Oh, dear
31:32Well, that did it
31:34Steady as she goes
31:36Hoist the hurricane signal, Mr. Spindlelegs
31:39I believe an opportunity to test our mettle is close at hand
31:42Aye, aye, sir
31:43Right here
31:46Hoist the...
31:47Whatever it was, his head
31:48What are the orders, sir?
31:50We shall drive through with full power, of course
31:52Full power ahead
31:54Get out
31:58Get out
31:59Get out
32:00Get out
32:01Get out
32:02Get out
32:03Ah
32:05Ah
32:06Ah
32:06What's going on here?
32:07Where are we?
32:08Faster
32:09Faster
32:09Faster, you're blithering idiot
32:11He said it's paid for that solar fire
32:13We'll all be melting away
32:14Already I can feel my bones softening
32:16Ah
32:23Sir
32:24I mean, well, maybe we should alter our course a little
32:26It's getting awfully hot up here
32:28Alter my course, midshipman?
32:30Are you assuming that I don't know what I'm about?
32:32Well, not exactly, sir, but
32:34Midshipman Robinson!
32:36Your standing in the roster of the officer class
32:38Is something below that of the lowliest apprentice in the focus hall
32:42We are driving through, midshipman Robinson
32:51This day will be remembered to our eternal glory
32:58It's like a wild man
33:01Taste of the mutinous dogs
33:12Shhh
33:13Shhh
33:14Shhh
33:14Come
33:24You did it again?
33:26Steady as she goes
33:27Full speed ahead
33:30Steady as she goes it is
33:32Full speed ahead, sir
33:34You lost your voice, quartermaster?
33:37My computers are awfully dry, sir
33:39There'll be a good deal drier before this day's done
33:44As soon as we've found the guns
33:45I'll engage him in amusing conversation
33:47While you thrust a gun into the small of his back
33:49At which point...
33:50I don't know, Dr. Smith
33:52What's all this confounded mattering?
33:58Speak up, sir!
33:59I was just telling the midshipman how much I admire your superb navigation, sir
34:03Blather and bilge water, Mr. Spindle Eggs
34:06Go below and holy stone the deck
34:08I want it scrubbed until it gleams
34:11Quite a terrible time like this, sir
34:13I should be a poor master if I allowed a mere solar fire to interrupt my ship discipline
34:18Go below, Mr. Spindle Eggs
34:20That is an order
34:23Yes, indeed, Admiral
34:28Quartermaster
34:30Yes, sir
34:31I've just set the wheel to automatic control
34:33Keep an eye on that fellow, I don't trust him
34:35Aye, aye, sir
34:40Midshipman
34:41Aye, sir
34:42You may set the table for the captain's mess
34:52Aye, aye, sir
35:03There's no question about it, my dear old friend
35:05We must take action
35:06I am familiar with the expression
35:08But not with its significance in this instance
35:11We're going to seize command of the ship
35:13It will be your duty to stand guard over the Admiral
35:15While Will and I take over the controls, understood?
35:18Negative
35:18I am not programmed for mutiny
35:20You prefer to be reduced to a heap of molten tin?
35:23You nervous ninny?
35:25I am not nervous
35:26You are
35:27I have complete faith in the Admiral's navigational skill
35:30Besides, I am the Quartermaster
35:33So that's how it is, you silver-plated sellout
35:36Very well, Will and I will have to go in alone
35:39Go away and holystone the deck, Mr. Spindlelegs
35:43Quartermasters do not talk to ordinary swabbies
35:46Swabbies, indeed
35:47I'll pay you back for this, you fugitive from a scrapheap
35:54I think we're ready to give it a whirl
35:57Well, not until you tell me what you're going to do, I hope
36:00Well, the propulsion unit on Zark's cutter is powered by magnetic drive
36:04So is this
36:05Only in reverse
36:06Well, so far I understand
36:08I think
36:09Well, when reverse or negative power is applied
36:11It'll attract any vehicle powered by positive magnetic drive
36:14Including Zark's cutter?
36:16Well, that's the one we're interested in
36:18Ready?
36:20Power on
36:21Maureen, get on the scope and point anything you see
36:23All right
36:24Girls
36:25Turn on the radar power, you bet
36:27Ready for beam?
36:29Ready
36:42Where's my dinner, boy?
36:45That's all I could find, sir
36:47Oh, well
36:48Short rations are nothing new to me, boy
36:51Mh
36:52Mh
36:53Mh
36:54Mh
36:55Mh
36:55Mh
36:55Mh
36:56Mh
36:57Mh
36:57Mh
36:57Mh
36:57Mh
37:01Oh
37:07Mh
37:07Mh
37:08Mh
37:09Mh
37:10Mh
37:10Mh
37:11Mh
37:12Mh
37:12Mh
37:12Mh
37:13Mh
37:13Mh
37:16Mh
37:17Mh
37:18Mh
37:19Mh
37:19Mh
37:19Mh
37:24Mh
37:25or hunger.
37:32Mr. Kid, no!
37:35Didn't think of that!
37:37Sir, I don't mean to be disrespectful or anything,
37:40and I know how you feel about manners,
37:42but not everybody feels the same way you do.
37:45Explain yourself, boy.
37:49Well, when a crew thinks that you're running him into danger,
37:52they get ideas.
37:54Ideas?
37:55If you could just change our course
37:57so we could go around the solar fire.
37:58Oh, bastard!
38:00Oh!
38:01Our bearing is Fontax, solar fire or no solar fire.
38:05Fontax, boy, is Mr. Kidno's wretched hiding place,
38:09and it's there that I'm going to surprise that mutinous hound,
38:13and I expect my crew to be loyal to the end.
38:17To the end!
38:20Aye, aye, sir.
38:22There, boy, be of good cheer.
38:23I've undertaken to protect you,
38:25and protect you I will.
38:28We shall find some goat cheese in the pantry locker, boy.
38:49Oh, yes.
38:52Here we go!
38:57Ah, drat!
38:58There's nothing in the locker but cobwebs, sir.
39:01Cobwebs?
39:03Where is my goat cheese, boy?
39:06I don't think there's been any goat cheese in that locker for years, sir.
39:09Silence, you impertinent pup!
39:12Mr. Kidno!
39:14Mr. Kidno!
39:16Mr. Kidno's on Fontax, remember?
39:19Ah!
39:20Don't make it necessary for me to come to you, Mr. Kidno!
39:27Oh!
39:27All right!
39:28I warned you, I warned you, midshipman!
39:35Mr. Kidno!
39:41Stand to attention, Mr. Kidno!
39:45My pantry locker, Mr. Kidno, is empty.
39:48My name is Smith, sir, although I do answer to spindle legs under duress.
39:52It's too late to attempt the use of an alias, Mr. Kidno.
39:55Now, Mr. Kidno, who stole my goat cheese?
40:00Surely you don't think it was I?
40:02Think, Mr. Kidno!
40:03Why, you pilfering scoundrel, I know!
40:07You've been at my goat cheese, my emergency rations!
40:11Blast your sieving hide!
40:13I'm charging you with grand theft in space!
40:16Oh, no, sir!
40:16Put him in irons, midshipman, and throw him in the box!
40:19He's making a mistake, sir.
40:20Dr. Smith's not, Mr. Kidno.
40:22Midshipman, do your duty, or I'll throw you overboard
40:25and let you hang in space until you burst your sieves!
40:30Yes, midshipman, do your duty.
40:32You'll find a gun in the gun locker.
40:35Forgive me, sir.
40:36The young man really has very little experience in guard duty,
40:38and I don't mind at all.
40:39He's learning on me.
40:40Go ahead, my boy.
40:41Get the gun.
40:46He's really a very charming young man, don't you think so, Admiral?
40:49A charming young man.
40:50I don't really want to do this, Admiral!
40:51You're under arrest.
40:52We are seizing your ship.
40:53Point the gun at him, will you?
40:55Did I hear you right, Mr. Spindlelegs?
40:58Did I hear you say that I, Admiral Zak,
41:01was under arrest?
41:03Do you have him coming, will you, before I answer that?
41:05Hey, you idiot!
41:06Warning, warning.
41:08The ship is going out of control.
41:20He's coming closer, John.
41:22Let me know the minute I change his course.
41:24All right, dear.
41:24Increase the power.
41:25Two points.
41:26Roger.
41:35It worked.
41:37We reversed the course.
41:42We need more power!
41:44We're at full power now, sir.
41:47However, our course is now 180 degrees off.
41:50In other words, we are flying backwards, Admiral.
41:54Backwards!
41:59Now's your chance, William.
42:01Put the gun in the small of his neck.
42:03I don't know, Dr. Smith.
42:04He's got enough problems of his own.
42:06And besides, I thought you were going to engage him
42:08in amusing conversation before I did anything like that.
42:11That's out of the question,
42:12now that I've told him we intend to seize command of his ship.
42:15Well, in that case, maybe you'd better handle the gun.
42:19What's Mia Placidus doing out there, quartermaster?
42:22Begging your pardon, sir.
42:24But we are going back the way we came.
42:26Subinell Janubi coming up on the port bow, sir.
42:32Stay close beside me, William.
42:34I think we'd better forget this whole thing, Dr. Smith.
42:37And have him toss it down into space for mutiny.
42:39Unidentified planet dead ahead, sir.
42:42Hey, quartermaster.
42:45Ah, Mr. Spindlelegs.
42:47The hand of fate seems to be smiling upon us.
42:50I believe that we have caught up with Mr. Kidno
42:52and his pack of mutinous scoundrels.
42:55Ah, I see you're already armed for a frame.
42:58Now, it's strange how you remind me of Mr. Kidno.
43:00I could have sworn
43:02that I heard you use his very same words
43:05to the effect that you are taking over command of my ship.
43:09Aye, sir.
43:09Oh, no, sir.
43:12Half speed ahead, quartermaster.
43:13Stand by to orbit.
43:14Half speed ahead.
43:15Stand by to orbit it is, sir.
43:18You down there!
43:20I have you clear in my sights,
43:22you mutinous dogs!
43:24Mr. Kidno!
43:25Show yourself!
43:27Show yourself, you sniveling scoundrel!
43:30Or I'll blow you and your murderous gang to kingdom camp!
43:34Do you hear me?
43:36Get the force field going.
43:40Force field's on!
43:42Defy me, William, you mutinous spine!
43:45Man the missile gun, midshipman Robinson.
43:48Ready?
43:48Aim!
43:49Please, Admiral, listen to me.
43:51That's my family down there.
43:52Take another look.
43:53Are you suggesting that I don't know Kidno and his gang
43:55when I see the midshipmen?
43:57Yes, sir, I am.
43:58You could be wrong.
43:59Why, you thought Dr. Smith was Mr. Kidno for a while.
44:01Yes, you did.
44:01You may fire when ready, midshipman.
44:04I'm sorry, sir, but I'm not going to.
44:07Why, you insolent pup!
44:08Fool!
44:09I'll take off the wheel, Robert!
44:10Fire!
44:11No!
44:12We shall fire the gun.
44:13Ready?
44:15Fire!
44:18Steady as you go!
44:20Ready?
44:21Fire!
44:24Ready, I say!
44:25Ready?
44:27Fire!
44:29Stop that, you shady.
44:30You're making me miss my target.
44:32Begging your pardon, sir.
44:34But the ship is now within the planet's gravity field.
44:37Stand by for landing.
44:39Drat!
44:49Don, get the guns.
44:52Looks as if Admiral Zark has changed his mind
44:54about blowing us all to kingdom come.
44:56He'd better take us alive.
44:58Are we going to wait for him to come to us?
44:59No, I think it's better that Don and I go to him.
45:04Careful, John.
45:05All right.
45:15Welcome.
45:18Hi, Dad.
45:19You all right?
45:19Sure, I guess so.
45:20I took excellent care of him, Professor.
45:22Oh, Fent, I'd say he took excellent care of you.
45:25Say, what happened?
45:26Well, when Admiral Zark realized that you weren't Mr. Kidno,
45:29he didn't want to stay.
45:30He was in a real big hurry to catch him.
45:31I guess so.
45:33Though he'd be a hundred light years away,
45:35I will never give up the pursuit.
45:37I sure would like to have met him.
45:38What was he like?
45:38Mr. Kidno!
45:41Who stole my goat cheese?
45:43Blast your thieving hide!
45:46Mr. Kidno!
45:48Steady as she goes, quartermaster!
45:51Okay, okay.
45:52I get the picture.
45:53Oh, button your bubble!
46:02All right, young thespians.
46:03We all have our parts.
46:04Now, let us rehearse.
46:06Places, please.
46:07Assume your positions.
46:09Lovely.
46:10You may begin, Penny.
46:11I am Freya.
46:13I love...
46:13Don't mumble, dear.
46:15Recite the lines trippingly on the tongue.
46:17And don't slouch to your head and chest proud.
46:20Remember, your eye on the balcony railing
46:22gives a natural poise to the head.
46:25Oh, dear.
46:26Start again.
46:27Yes, Dr. Smith.
46:28I am Freya.
46:29I love all things of beauty.
46:31Music, spring, flowers.
46:33I love the clouds in the sky,
46:35the birds on high,
46:37the silver fishes below,
46:39under the ground all the worms aglow.
46:41Deathless progues.
46:42I love...
46:44Oh, dear.
46:45Why do I have to be Freya, Dr. Smith?
46:47I've only got four lines.
46:49Why can't I be Norse god Odin?
46:51For the simple reason that Odin was a man.
46:53Yeah, I'm gonna be Odin.
46:55You will play the part that I've assigned to you, William.
46:57Odin, the mythological god of Valhalla,
46:59was most glorious, most great.
47:02Naturally, it follows that I should play that part.
47:04Natural.
47:05All these lovely, long speeches.
47:07I should be magnificent.
47:08Of course.
47:09You've written them all for yourself.
47:11Let's not quibble, my dears.
47:12The play's the thing.
47:13Places, please.
47:17We'd better get back to the Jupiter, Dr. Smith.
47:19That looks like a cosmic storm.
47:21Of course it's a storm.
47:22I wrote it into the third act.
47:23We're not play-acting now, Dr. Smith.
47:25That's a real storm.
47:28Where are you, Dr. Smith?
47:30Maybe Odin's trying to prove that you're all wet.
47:33Oh, but indeed, young upstart.
47:35I'll have you know I'm a master, Odin,
47:37or any of the other mythological gods.
47:41No, no, I really didn't mean that.
47:43Let's not be hasty up there.
47:44If I've said anything to offend anyone, I'm sorry.
47:47You must understand that this is only play-acting
47:49of the most harmless sort.
47:51You're going, Dr. Smith?
47:55Oh, good heavens.
47:57Giant hands, they're coming for me.
48:00Oh, no.
48:02No, take them away.
48:07Take them off, Dr. Smith.
48:09I can't, I can't.
48:10They're pulling me apart.
48:11Oh, no, I can't.
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