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Tv, Lost in Space (1965) —S2E02 - Wild Adventure
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00:02Last week, as you recall, we left the Jupiter II and our space pioneers contentedly streaking through the heavens, unaware
00:09that a giant space mass was even now hurtling out of the blackness directly towards them.
00:16We must be nearly a million miles out in space, Dad.
00:19Closer to two million, son.
00:20Wow, we must be traveling at closest speed of light.
00:23Just about, Will.
00:25What a pity we have no idea where we're traveling to.
00:28Will know, once we spot a familiar star and get a fix on it.
00:31The trouble is, there are billions of stars out there, and they all look familiar.
00:35He's right. I can't tell one from the other.
00:37Of course not, silly. You don't know anything about astronomy. But Dad does, and so does Don.
00:42That is devoutly to be wished. Howsomever, I think I shall do a little stargazing on my own.
00:48You mean you're going to take another nap?
00:51Spare me the barbs, Major. Just remember they laughed at Copernicus, too. You, sir, come with me.
00:56And you, come with me, my dears.
00:59I want to stay here with Dad and Don. They may need my help.
01:02Not as much as I do.
01:03Holy cow!
01:04Now, let's see. Earth should be back here.
01:10Giant! Put over around it!
01:15We can't get around it. We've had it!
01:19Ah!
01:20Ah!
01:21We're going to crash!
01:25We're passing right through it.
01:27Will, switch on the analyzer.
01:28Right, Dad.
01:30It's okay, Dr. Smith. We're not going to crash.
01:32You don't have to be afraid.
01:46Afraid?
01:47Aye?
01:49It's just cosmic dust, Dad. A big ball of cosmic dust.
01:57We're coming out of it.
02:07Well, for a minute, I really thought we had it.
02:10So did I.
02:11There is no need to panic.
02:13If either of you had thought to switch on the matter analyzer before you hit the alarm,
02:17the women and children would have been spared a terrifying ordeal.
02:20You're right about that, Smith.
02:22We trusted our eyes instead of our instruments.
02:25In space, that can be a dangerous mistake.
02:27Try not to let it happen again, please.
02:30Come along.
02:33Someday.
02:35Ha!
02:36Ha!
02:36Ha!
02:51Ha!
02:53Ha!
02:54There's your present position in our cause for Earth.
02:56There's no question about it.
02:57The robot has verified my instrument's sightings and my calculations.
03:00Now I'll just reset the aspirator,
03:02and we'll be back on Earth in exactly four days, seven hours, and 43 minutes.
03:07Wait a minute, Smith.
03:09Wait a minute.
03:10Mr. Smith.
03:11Our destination is Alpha Centauri, not Earth, Doctor.
03:14Well, we can find Earth, thanks to me,
03:16and that's exactly where we're going.
03:18Ha!
03:19Ha!
03:22Ha!
03:25Get away from there, Smith!
03:27No! No, we're going back to it!
03:36We're going out of control!
04:05We're going out of control!
04:26Yes!
04:49Shoot!
04:50Do nothing for all kill her!
04:58Get it open so I can put a chumper cable on it.
05:01Hey!
05:06Help! Help!
05:08We'll all be electrocuted!
05:14Get off me, you bloated splint!
05:33Sweat circuit!
05:44It's okay now. We're back on course.
05:48I couldn't have held on much longer.
05:50Oh, that's all right, dear.
05:51You did well. Both of you.
05:56From now on, you stay away from this.
05:58Surely, Major, you don't blame me for this mishand.
06:01Who should I blame?
06:02Why, yourself, of course, if you haven't been so heavy-handed.
06:04Why, you...
06:05Stand back, sir. I warn you. Stand back, sir.
06:09Stay away from me.
06:11Give me that slip of paper.
06:13You mean this, our position and course for Earth?
06:16For the last time, Smith, our destination is Alpha Centauri.
06:19I see. Then, of course, you will have no further need for this.
06:23Just a minute.
06:24Yes?
06:25If you've plotted our position, I want you to give it to me.
06:29Only if you give me your word, you'll use it to get us back to Earth.
06:31Well, that's blackmail.
06:33Call it what you will.
06:35I have really no interest in camping out again on some dreary cinder in space.
06:40I'll get it from you.
06:43One step closer, Major, and I'll swallow it.
06:50And since I was only able to find our position by accidentally sighting a familiar star, the odds are a
06:56million to one that neither of you will be able to duplicate my calculations.
07:01He's right about that.
07:02Then Earth it is.
07:07Oh, come, come, Professor.
07:08Every second you delay is taking us thousands of miles further off course.
07:12All right, Smith, you win.
07:15We have a deal.
07:17Provided your calculations are correct, we have a deal.
07:19Well, of that you may be sure.
07:21Verify them with the robot.
07:24Meanwhile, I'll go and spread the good news that we shall be changing course for Earth in a matter of
07:28days.
07:30Ah!
07:32We're going back to Earth, to wonderful, wonderful Earth, of all I recall is the best part of all in
07:36all the universe.
07:37Oh, we're going back to Earth, we're really going back to Earth, of all I recall is the best part
07:42of all in all the universe.
07:43You shouldn't have made a deal with them.
07:44Our orders were to go to Alpha Centauri, not back to Earth.
07:47Until we know our position, we can't go anywhere.
07:50Are Dr. Smith's calculations correct?
07:53Affirmative.
07:54However, the calculations are not Dr. Smith's.
07:58They are mine.
07:59Well, it appears we made a deal with the devil.
08:01A deal you intend to keep, right?
08:03I gave you my word.
08:05Okay, then I'll set the astrogator on the course for Earth.
08:08As I informed Dr. Smith, Earth course is not advisable.
08:12Why?
08:13From our position at this time of year, the azimuth and inclination.
08:18And for what we are about to receive, we give thanks.
08:22Amen.
08:23Amen.
08:24You might add a word of thanks that I was inspired to plot our course for Earth.
08:27We've already thanked the robot, Dr. Smith.
08:30Really?
08:31Well, Mrs. Robinson, what did our environmental computer come up with for our first meal in space?
08:36Well, let's push a button and see.
08:39Hey.
08:40There we are.
08:41Hey.
08:43Here you go.
08:46May I now?
08:47Oh, really?
08:49Here.
08:50Eat it, Debbie.
08:51It's concentrated hyper protein.
08:54Oh, Debbie.
08:56My sentiments exactly.
08:58I'm going to miss our hydroponic garden.
09:00I think I'll go on a hunger strike until we reach home.
09:04Dad, when exactly will we reach Earth?
09:07We're not returning to Earth, son.
09:09What?
09:11You gave me your word of honor.
09:13Yes.
09:14Provided your calculations were correct.
09:15And they were.
09:17You forgot to mention the one detail that makes our return to Earth impossible.
09:21I see.
09:22You've been talking to that traitorous electronic jump pile.
09:26That's right, Smith.
09:27And it's a lucky thing we did, too.
09:28Because he told us that right now, at this time of year, the sun is between us and Earth.
09:33And we wouldn't have found out until we were caught in the gravitational pull of the sun.
09:37We can maneuver around the sun, perhaps.
09:41But that's a risk I don't intend to take.
09:43Then we're not going home at all?
09:45No, darling, we're not.
09:47You've broken your solemn word of honor, Professor.
09:50I warn you, I will not go to Alpha Centauri.
09:54No one says you have to, Smith.
09:56Any time you want, I'll stop the Jupiter II and let you off.
09:58Bah!
10:02Never mind about Dr. Smith, Dad.
10:04He'll probably even like Alpha Centauri once we get there.
10:06We all will.
10:08If we get there.
10:09Oh, we'll get there, all right.
10:11The Astrogator's been programmed, and it's well on course.
10:21Try not to make any more noise, then you can help, you clumsy clump.
10:33They've locked the Astrogator.
10:34That is a true statement.
10:36Do they think that will stop me?
10:37Your question cannot be answered.
10:40Insufficient data.
10:41I'll answer it for you, you ninny.
10:45Do you see this ring?
10:49Magnetic material.
10:51Exactly.
10:51Quite capable of deflecting this Astrogator to any course I choose.
10:56Observe.
11:16There.
11:18Now, it's on the right course.
11:32We're on our way to Earth again, to wonderful, wonderful Earth again.
11:35A ball I recall is the best part of all in all...
11:37May I ask you?
11:37Quiet, you goose.
11:46Attention!
11:47Attention!
11:49New course requires reprogramming of fuel consumption distance ratios.
11:52But why don't you attend to that little problem, dear boy?
11:55Negative.
11:56I have no information on the procedures.
11:58But it shouldn't be too difficult to figure out.
12:00Let me see.
12:01Yes.
12:02It's all right here.
12:05There.
12:07And here are...
12:07And...
12:08Here are...
12:08Ah, yes.
12:09Here are some pretty ones.
12:10There.
12:11You see.
12:25What's happening?
12:27You have dumped the reserve fuel cells.
12:30Our whole fuel supply went into space.
12:34Did...
12:34Did we need that fuel?
12:37In a few hours, this ship will be out of fuel and helpless.
12:51Get out of the way!
12:54How fast is it?
12:55We have power for 20, 25 hours.
12:57No more.
12:58We'd better find someplace to land.
13:00Switch the manual controls.
13:01Right.
13:05Something's wrong.
13:06The controls are frozen.
13:08The aftergator won't cut out.
13:10How did this ring get here?
13:12Uh...
13:12I, uh...
13:13I must have absentmindedly left it there.
13:15Oh, so it altered our course for Earth, huh?
13:16Woo!
13:18All right, Smith.
13:19You've had it.
13:20I'm gonna take you apart, bit by bit, and throw the pieces away.
13:23Smith!
13:24Get below and stay there!
13:25My ring's, uh...
13:31Nothing.
13:32No place to land.
13:33Ah, that's great.
13:34So we just keep going till we run out of fuel, and then we, uh, just drift into space.
13:37Ah, no, wait a minute.
13:38Wait a minute.
13:38There is something we can do.
13:39Yeah, what's that?
13:40The fuel cells have to be replaced, and we don't have any replacements.
13:43And there are no service stations in outer space, remember?
13:45Maybe there are.
13:46Here, look.
13:48Here's our present position.
13:49On the edge of the Cerebitus Galaxy, huh?
13:52Right.
13:53Now, you remember the year before we left?
13:55Alpha Control set out a string of fuel barges somewhere in this area.
13:58Yeah, as, uh, refueling stations for the Intergalactic Probe 22, wasn't it?
14:03Now, these barges should be somewhere within, oh, 21 hours of our present position.
14:08We might make it.
14:09Yeah.
14:10I'll set a new course.
14:25Holdings steady on course for the fuel barges.
14:29We're picking up something else on the radar.
14:31A whole series of blips right around those fuel barges.
14:34Blips?
14:35How big?
14:35Oh, about four or six feet.
14:37About the size of a man, Dad?
14:39That's right, son, but obviously they couldn't be men.
14:41There aren't any planets around here.
14:42At least not that we know of.
14:55All right, stand by for lock iron.
14:57I'll maneuver into position while you get in the airlock, Don.
14:59Right.
15:11All right, Will, stand by to switch off engines.
15:13Right.
15:18Engines off.
15:19Engines off.
15:19Locked in.
15:20Engines off.
15:22Locked in.
15:23Good boy, son.
15:30Okay, Don.
15:31We've moved into position.
15:32We'll pick you up on the monitor.
15:34I'm on my way.
15:36Can you hear me?
15:37How you doing?
15:39You're coming in loud and clear.
15:42I'm going to maneuver in toward the barge now.
15:45Stay in close voice contact.
15:46You're moving past our monitor radius.
15:48Everything's A-okay.
15:51I'm at the barge now.
15:54Right now, I'm connecting the fuel line.
15:59John, the fuel gauge in this barge reads down a quarter.
16:02But there's no indication that any other ship docked here.
16:05Well, that's not possible.
16:07Well, something's been at this fuel supply.
16:09Maybe it was a leak.
16:10If it was, the fuel would still be moving past the barges.
16:14Everything's still A-okay.
16:16The refueling is completed.
16:18And I'm on my way back.
16:23Who are you?
16:24Who's there?
16:26Don, what's wrong?
16:28I'm okay.
16:29I'm coming in now.
17:00John, what happened?
17:01I don't know.
17:03I just thought I saw something out there.
17:18Good job.
17:19Thanks.
17:22Bravo, Major. Bravo.
17:23You've done it again.
17:24I congratulate you on your bravery.
17:27What are you doing up here?
17:28You were ordered to stay below.
17:29I just wanted to make sure that you were all right after your little walk in space.
17:33Now, let me help you off with this.
17:35There we go.
17:36And I'll check you over later.
17:39John, did either you or Will see anything while I was out there?
17:42Not a thing.
17:44Could it be that our poor Major is suffering from hallucinations?
17:48What did you see?
17:49It was nothing, I guess.
17:51There couldn't be anything out there in space.
17:53Yeah, that's right, Will.
17:55I just thought I saw something moving around out there.
17:57Now we are seeing things, are we, Major?
18:00Oh, you'd better let me check you over.
18:02Tell us about it, Don.
18:04Well, there's really nothing to tell.
18:06I just thought I saw what might be a figure ducking in and out behind the fuel barge, but...
18:11You've been out in space too long, Major.
18:13That's enough, Smith.
18:15Are you sure?
18:16No.
18:18But I am sure that I think I saw something.
18:20Space rapture, that's probably what it was.
18:23When the too rigid military mind snaps, it goes all the way.
18:26I'm afraid our poor Major is sick.
18:28Sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick.
18:29Listen, Smith.
18:30That's quite enough, Smith.
18:31I wish I'd have seen it.
18:32You might, my boy, you might.
18:34But a fine scientific mind like mine could never be fooled by such a mirage.
18:38Escort Dr. Smith to the lower level and see that he remains there.
18:42And so further notice, he's confined to his quarters.
18:44Very well, Professor.
18:48And the next time you need an aspirin Major, I'll refer you to the nearest drug store.
18:54Shrink up.
19:03Shrink up.
19:04I'll attend to you later.
19:07Well, next stop, Alpha Centauri.
19:18Stop following me, you clanking clout.
19:21I have my orders.
19:23Well, I'm giving you new orders.
19:25You get up there and reset our course for Earth.
19:30My orders are not to leave you.
19:32Well, disobey them.
19:34Have you no mind of your own?
19:35Negative.
19:36I am a robot.
19:37You are a deplorable dummy.
19:44Somehow, I've got to find a way to alter our course.
19:49Oh, hello, Dr. Smith.
19:52Hello, dear child.
19:53Where are you off to?
19:55To the control room.
19:56Say goodnight to Daddy and Don.
19:58Penny?
19:59Penny?
20:02Did, uh...
20:03Did you say to the control room, my dear?
20:05That's right.
20:06Wanna ride out with me?
20:07I wouldn't dare to show my face up there.
20:10Why?
20:11What did you do?
20:12I fell asleep on watch.
20:14Dr. Smith.
20:16Oh, Dr. Smith.
20:17Shh.
20:18You have made an incorrect statement.
20:21Either rectify it or I...
20:24You disconnected his power pack.
20:26His memory banks are corroded.
20:28One must not overtax them, as I was saying.
20:31What's even worse than falling asleep?
20:33I forgot to reset the astrogator before I went off duty.
20:37When your father and Major West find out,
20:39I don't know what they'll do.
20:41I think you should tell them.
20:43I'm afraid.
20:44Do you remember how you felt when you lost your father's chance?
20:47Oh, yes.
20:49But you helped me find them.
20:51Yes, I did.
20:53I have an idea, Penny.
20:55Would you like to return that favor
20:57and help your poor old friend, Dr. Smith?
20:59How?
21:01Just reset the astrogator on this course.
21:03Well, I don't know.
21:04I don't blame you.
21:05Why would you want to risk getting into trouble just to help an old friend?
21:09Because that's what friends are for.
21:11Yes, they are. Then you do it.
21:12Well, I'll have to tell Dad about it in the morning.
21:14We'll talk about it later. All right, my dear?
21:18But...
21:20But...
21:20Thank you, my dear, dear little friend.
21:30Big mouth.
21:40What is keeping that child?
21:46Oh, good heavens.
21:53As I was saying, what do you suppose is keeping that child?
21:57Insufficient data.
21:59You're a fund of information, aren't you?
22:01You lily-livered, lead-lined lummox.
22:07There you are, dear, dear little friend. There you are.
22:11Ah, yes.
22:14Did you do it, dear?
22:16Sure.
22:17And no one saw you?
22:18No.
22:19Lovely. I think you can go right to bed, dear. Right to bed.
22:21Oh, good.
22:22Good night, Dr. Smith.
22:23Good night, dear child. Best dreams.
22:29There is more than one way to skin a cat, dear boy.
22:33There are exactly 37 ways.
22:35And I've used them all.
22:39Oh, Dr. Smith.
22:41Yes?
22:42You disconnected my power pack.
22:44I must ask for a complete report of what transpired while I was deactivated.
22:48None of your business, you scurrilous scatterbrain.
22:51It is required that my memory banks be constantly in operation
22:55in order for me to record any dangerous scientific phenomena in outer space.
23:00Dangerous scientific phenomena indeed, you blithering booby.
23:04What could possibly be out there in all that nothingness?
23:25Well, I told you she was here, right outside the viewport.
23:29A pretty little thing, all green, with a transparent dome for a hat.
23:34What else was she wearing?
23:37One of those skin-tight things.
23:39You know, a sort of golden-green leotard.
23:42Very pretty, I must say.
23:43Dr. Smith, how big was this green thing, or girl, or whatever it was?
23:48Well, I don't really know. She was... floating around.
23:52And I was trying to hear what she was saying.
23:55What she was saying?
23:57I don't even know why I'm wasting time listening to these ravings.
24:00Smith, you've finally flipped your wig.
24:02I think we should all turn in.
24:03And leave me here all alone?
24:05Of course, Dr. Smith, if you're afraid, I'll have someone.
24:07I'm not afraid. Of course I'm not afraid.
24:10It's just that...
24:12I'd like a witness.
24:13Just in case she comes back.
24:15That's all. A witness.
24:17Mom, I'll stay up with Dr. Smith for a while.
24:20I'm not very tired.
24:21And besides, I'd like to see the green lady.
24:23If she does, come back.
24:24Well, I...
24:26All right, then.
24:27But don't stay up too late.
24:31Good night.
24:32Good night, Will.
24:33Good night, Dr. Smith.
24:35You're a stole, but little chap, my boy.
24:37I've always said so.
24:38We might even be able to play a game or two of chess.
24:42Okay, Dr. Smith, I think I'd like that.
24:44Yes.
24:52I think I'll have your queen in two moves, Dr. Smith.
24:55Don't be a nasty little boy.
24:59No!
25:00Will.
25:01Will.
25:02It's her.
25:10I know what you're thinking.
25:12Could I tell you she was there?
25:15It's my move, Dr. Smith.
25:26Good move.
25:27You saved your queen.
25:29But if I'm right, I'll have you in check by three moves.
25:37Will.
25:38Will.
25:38Will.
25:39Yes, sir.
25:40Don't look now.
25:42But when I give you the word,
25:44turn slowly around.
25:47Is she there again?
25:48Let's not frighten her away.
25:50Just turn slowly.
25:53No!
25:53No!
25:54Will, quick, quick!
25:56Will?
25:57You saw her that time, didn't you?
25:59You see?
26:00She's all green, just as I said.
26:01What do you think of her?
26:04Dr. Smith, I didn't see anything.
26:06Of course you saw her.
26:07She was there.
26:09Biggest life in twice as green.
26:11Dr. Smith, there was nothing there.
26:16Oh, dear.
26:18Oh, dear.
26:19Mom once told me about people who see things.
26:22She said they're the cause of a guilty conscience.
26:25A long time ago, Penny made some fudge for a space couch meeting.
26:29I found it and ate it, and I didn't tell anyone.
26:31Right after that, I started to have bad dreams.
26:33I told Mom about it, and she said I must have a bad deed on my mind.
26:38When I admitted eating the fudge, the bad dreams stopped.
26:42Very interesting story, my boy.
26:44But in no way does it apply to me.
26:46Yes, it does.
26:48If you've done something wrong.
26:49I tell you, that green beauty spinning in space is real.
26:54So are my bad dreams.
26:57Indeed.
26:58I think it's time you went to bed, young man.
27:00All right, Dr. Smith.
27:03Are you sure you'll be okay?
27:05Of course.
27:05And if I should require company, there is always that one.
27:09That's true.
27:13At least you can beat him at chess.
27:17Go to bed, young man.
27:19Go to bed.
27:20Help!
27:27Smith!
27:33Oh, the pain.
27:37The pain.
27:41I need you, sir.
27:42Come here.
27:48Keep a sharp lookout for a girl.
27:50About five foot two.
27:51Green hair, green eyes.
27:53She's all green.
27:54And she sings a lot.
27:56Opera or pop?
27:58Opera or pop indeed, you ninny.
28:00It doesn't matter what she sings.
28:01What matters is that I say she's out there, and they say I'm Barney.
28:05As soon as you see her, signal me immediately.
28:08Do you understand?
28:09Your instructions are clear.
28:15Watch carefully.
28:20Oh, dear.
28:22Oh, dear.
28:22I'm exhausted.
28:23It's all this stress and strain.
28:26It's just too much.
28:28May I sing here?
28:29Okay?
28:42Attention, Dr. Smith.
28:44Attention, Dr. Smith.
28:46I'm innocent.
28:46Hey, dear.
28:46Can't you...?
28:51Where...
28:53Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
28:56It's a little...
29:00It's her.
29:01She's back.
29:05You...
29:06you see her don't you yes oh thank goodness but she does not compute
29:16you've got to make a compute I must know who she is what she is and why no one
29:20but you and I can see her it does not compute others can see her if I can but
29:25they don't she may not want others to see her only you
29:36she's singing her little song her language is a mathematical progression I can translate
29:47she states that she is from the people of the green mist she is in love with you
29:54she wants you to come away with her
29:58well of course she does I can understand why she choose me
30:03but the point is what can she offer what sort of life could we have living in green mist
30:11I'm terribly flattered dear but really there's no way no way at all
30:23what is it what is it I'm going with you
30:27how dare you my orders are to keep you here
30:30be still you thunderhead hurry
30:40what is it john do you know what the trouble is we only know it's the outside atmosphere
30:44warning system what's happening dad i'm not sure but the temperature outside the ship started to
30:48climb john look at the aftergator we're off course again oh we're heading for earth again
30:53do you know what you've done do you realize what's going to happen because you wouldn't listen
30:58oh take a look take a look out there do you see that that's our death warrant i don't know
31:03what you
31:03mean i don't see anything oh no well look again at that flaring star out there you mean that flaring
31:12star yes i can see it it happens to be the sun our sun the sun that earth orbits
31:19its temperature is so high it could reduce the hull of this ship to butter and we're heading straight
31:23for it but i had nothing to do with this i haven't touched the instruments well if you didn't dr
31:28smith
31:28i'd certainly like to know who did dad not now penny dad dr smith didn't do it i did oh
31:36penny penny
31:38what are you saying i touched that thing that knob penny why why did you touch it
31:47can i tell you even if i promise not to whom did you promise dear dr smith when i helped
31:54him
31:56well smith you're really hit bottom on that one i can explain everything what's more you've set the
32:01ship on a course for second destruction there must be something we can do john
32:05now we'll plot a new course extend into the space-time solution
32:09best we'll do is a near miss
32:12is that going to be good enough i don't know we'll have to cope with temperatures
32:15hundreds of degrees higher than normal will the ship melt dad well that titanium hole should be
32:20able to withstand the heat sun but it's going to get pretty bad in here you think you can take
32:24it
32:25yes sir there'll be one pleasure in this smith watching you fry look
32:33you're out of the sun's gravitational pull
32:42oh john have we got a chance we haven't given up yet dear
32:55we've got to pull out now or it'll be too late give me a gravitation count
32:5842.8 40.3 39.4 and dropping
33:12we are gonna make it
33:20i knew it all the time
33:34if i could have everyone's attention for a minute there's something i think you should all know
33:40before don and i came down we completed our computations we decided we have just enough
33:45fuel for one course change without endangering our landing so now that we're safely past our sun
33:51and since it is closer than alpha centauri we've decided to head for earth earth mother earth home
34:01and hearth oh crepe suzette pheasant under glass i've done it dr smith try to control yourself
34:10i simply can't wait when will the joyous occasion of our landing take place don
34:16our course has to be adjusted at precisely three minutes after midnight tonight
34:20we'll only have one chance if we hit our course on time we'll be firing our retro rocket sometime
34:26tomorrow afternoon dr smith maybe we'll be in time for the world series oh yes that's
34:32we can go horseback riding and swimming in a bicycle all right now that's enough
34:39i suggest that we all go to bed as soon as we're through eating we're going to have a very
34:42busy day
34:42tomorrow besides don and i have some important maneuvering to do just before midnight come on now
34:47my children back to the table
34:51oh joy oh bliss oh crepe suzette
35:30oh
35:32Oh, Snoop, come away with me.
35:40Oh, Snoop, Snoop, oh, you are...
36:07Oh, Snoop, come away with me.
36:27I'm coming.
36:37Oh, Snoop, Snoop.
36:54Oh, Snoop, Snoop.
36:58Yes, my darling, I hear you.
37:02Come away with me.
37:06Yes, I know.
37:08It is our destiny.
37:11Oh, you are a little...
37:34Eighteen minutes to firing for new course.
37:37Right.
37:41We should be able to see Earth by now, passing by Uranus and Arcturus.
37:50John, do you see?
37:52Yes, I see it.
37:54And he was telling the truth.
38:16I better get the rest of the family out there right away.
38:18Right.
38:22Oh, honey.
38:33Oh, honey.
38:40Oh, honey.
38:54I see it, but I don't believe it.
38:55I know what you mean.
38:58What is it, John?
39:00What's wrong?
39:00Well, take a look.
39:18She is all green, just like Dr. Smith said.
39:21Where could she have come from?
39:22From the green mist.
39:24By the fuel barge?
39:25Maybe there were a lot of them.
39:27That'll explain the blitz we picked up on radar.
39:29I have had time to compute this creature
39:31and have found that she and her kind feed upon atomic fuel.
39:35She has followed us for our fuel supply.
39:39Golly.
39:39She looks like a kind of fairy princess.
39:42Poor Dr. Smith.
39:44It looks like he's been hypnotized.
39:46He thinks he's in love.
39:48In love? You're kidding.
39:50I have not been programmed for humor.
39:52She has created this state of mind
39:53in order to try to get fuel from us.
39:55What are we going to do?
39:57Well, I'm going to make a course change in 12 minutes.
40:0612 minutes?
40:07That's right, or we'll never make it back to Earth.
40:08Well, then we'd better get Dr. Smith back on board right away.
40:11We can't. He's too far from the ship to shoot him a line.
40:13And if we did change course to get it closer,
40:15we wouldn't have fuel enough to make a second course change for Earth.
40:18But you can't just leave him there.
40:21Well, what would happen if we did change course?
40:23We'd miss Earth entirely.
40:25We'd shoot right out the other side of the galaxy.
40:27We'd be lost in space again.
40:30Well, then that's the way it has to be.
40:32We've got to save Dr. Smith.
40:34Why?
40:35He's caused us nothing but trouble from the beginning.
40:37Now, why should we sacrifice everything just for him?
40:39Because he's a human being.
40:42I say we go to Earth.
40:43Let him stay out there.
40:45For the rest of eternity?
40:53Preparing cost deviation of three degrees.
41:01Point oh four fifty?
41:03Check.
41:06Twenty-five azimuth degrees.
41:08Coming in slow.
41:15Well, somebody has to haul him back in.
41:47Dr. Smith?
41:48Dr. Smith?
41:50Yes, my darling?
41:53Wake up!
41:56What?
41:57What?
41:58What is the meaning of this?
42:00What am I doing in my space suit?
42:02We rescued you, Dr. Smith.
42:04Rescued me indeed.
42:06From my bed?
42:07You were out there with a green lady.
42:09What?
42:10He's right.
42:11You were in some sort of hypnotic trance.
42:13We just pulled you in.
42:14Or rather, Don did.
42:16Oh?
42:16Well, help me up.
42:18Careful.
42:19I'm back.
42:22How thoughtful of you, Major.
42:24I suppose I'm deeply in your debt.
42:26Forget it.
42:27I've always heard that only superior intellects
42:29are subject to hypnotic influence.
42:32Alpha Control to unidentified space vehicle.
42:34Do you read us?
42:36Over.
42:37It's Earth.
42:37They've located us.
42:41Earth.
42:43Earth?
42:46Alpha Control.
42:47Alpha Control.
42:48Come in, Alpha Control.
42:50Try it again.
42:52Alpha Control, this is Jupiter 2.
42:53Do you read me?
42:54This is Alpha Control.
42:55Your signal is very faint.
42:57Your identification sounded like the Jupiter 2.
42:59Please reconfirm.
43:00We are the Jupiter 2, you idiots.
43:02Help us!
43:03The Jupiter 2 was lost in space over a year ago.
43:06But we've come back.
43:07We're pioneers, heroes.
43:09Stop it!
43:09Save us!
43:10Alpha Control.
43:11We're on auxiliary power.
43:13Can you track us?
43:14Only with a radio telescope.
43:16Can you try telemetry?
43:17You are beyond the range of our telemetry.
43:19You seem to be passing Earth, departing this galaxy.
43:22Can you change heading?
43:23Negative, Alpha Control.
43:25Rocket fuel's unavailable.
43:26We are losing your signal.
43:27You are exiting the galaxy, headed for outer space.
43:30Good luck.
43:31No!
43:32No!
43:32Come back!
43:38Then it's true.
43:41We can't get back to Earth.
43:47Oh, dear.
43:49No crepes, is it?
43:51No pheasant under glass.
43:56Never mind, Dr. Smith.
43:58We'll be okay.
43:59And anyway, we're on an adventure now.
44:01And that's better than crepes who's at any day.
44:08Oath pain.
44:10Dad, where are we going now?
44:13We'll know when we get there, son.
44:16We'll know when we get there.
44:37Now, neath the silver moon, ocean is glowing.
44:44O'er the calm below, soft winds are blowing.
44:49Hark how the sailors cry, joyously echoes nigh.
44:56Santa Lucia, Santa.
45:03You bubble-headed booby, do you realize what you've done?
45:08I was on the point of landing on the Isle of Capri.
45:11Now, I'll never get there.
45:12Sorry, Dr. Smith, but it was only a dream.
45:14Only a dream indeed, my dear boy.
45:17Don't you know that dreams are the true interpreters of our desires?
45:20One more, sir, from the top.
45:21And try not to sing flat.
45:24Negative.
45:25Due to worn conditions of memory bank, compliance impossible.
45:29That's right, Dr. Smith.
45:31As a matter of fact, I was just testing him
45:33to see how many of his worn-out memory banks have to be erased.
45:36Very well.
45:36In that case, erase everything but facts, figures,
45:39and his capacity for strict obedience.
45:41I've had enough of his sentimental nonsense anyway.
45:44Have a heart, Dr. Smith.
45:46It's that sentimental stuff that makes a robot one of the family.
45:49Your family, my boy, not mine.
45:51This adult-pated armor-bearer is no kin of mine.
45:54Correction.
45:55I know you like a big brother.
45:57Do you indeed?
45:59Example, who chickens out when all hands are needed.
46:02Example, who sneaks food when all personnel are on short rations.
46:06Example who?
46:10You're quite right, Will.
46:11Many of his memory banks do appear to be in a very sorry state indeed.
46:15Especially his memory for facts.
46:17Go through them carefully and erase all references to me.
46:20I want no part of his dehumanized lie dispenser.
46:24And get rid of his sentimental twaddle at the same time.
46:27But, Dr. Smith...
46:31I couldn't do that to you, robot.
46:33It would be like brainwashing my best friend.
46:36All I wanted to do was give you a little more thinking.
46:44There's something out there.
46:48It's some sort of spatial body.
46:50What?
46:53A familiar planet?
46:54More likely an unfamiliar asteroid.
46:57Maybe I can get a fix on it.
46:59Jupiter 2?
47:01Jupiter 2?
47:02Jupiter 2?
47:02This is your space controller.
47:04Please prepare for entry into our atmosphere.
47:08Your compass heading should now be 8-5.
47:11Repeat 8-5.
47:13Please conform all instruments to requested heading.
47:16This is Jupiter 2.
47:18Instructions received.
47:20But who are you and what's your astral number?
47:23Don't ask foolish questions, my boy.
47:25Like everyone else who's ever been lost,
47:27we have been going around in circles
47:28and now we've returned to home peace.
47:31The planet Earth.
47:33And there it is.
47:37What?
47:37Can't be Earth.
47:38I suppose you think it's Alpha Centauri?
47:43What do you think you're doing?
47:45Conforming our instrument to the requested heading.
47:471, 20...
47:52Warning.
47:53Warning.
47:54Periodosity of signal indicates flight path of space vehicle
47:57is on collision course
47:58with zone of high intensity particulate radiation.
48:02Advise immediate evasive action.
48:04Dr. Smith, look!
48:07We're heading into a radiation belt.
48:10We're heading into a radiation belt.
48:32We're heading into a radiation belt.
48:39One, two, three, four.
48:41We're heading into a radiation belt.
48:42One, two, three.
48:45One, two, three, four.
49:05No one, both.
49:10You
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