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Tv, Lost in Space (1965) —S1 E23 - The Space Trader
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00:03Last week, as you recall, we left Dr. Smith contentedly painting, unaware that within
00:08moments a cosmic storm of mysterious origin would threaten to destroy our tiny space colony.
00:15There!
00:17Mm-hmm.
00:18Mm-hmm.
00:20Mm-hmm.
00:21I beg your pardon.
00:23Well, Penny, what do you think of it?
00:25Well, I don't know much about painting, Dr. Smith.
00:27Even a rank amateur should be able to recognize my talent as an artist.
00:31It burns through the canvas like a beacon, lighting up the depths of darkness.
00:36Well, I guess it does, if you say so.
00:38When we return to Earth, I shall place my genius on display for all to see.
00:43I would like to express an opinion.
00:45You have my permission?
00:47Uh.
00:49If you have a comment to make, make it.
00:51I already have.
00:55How dare you!
00:58What does an insensitive brute like you know about art?
01:01You who have never touched brushed canvas?
01:03Away, you cackling clod, and leave me to my work.
01:06My day of retribution will surely come.
01:14Do you see what I see?
01:17Well, I think I do.
01:19Phew.
01:19That's good, because I was beginning to think something was wrong with my eyes.
01:22Have your fun, Major.
01:24Just remember, they also laughed at Gauguin and Matisse.
01:28Oh, pardon me.
01:35What's it supposed to be?
01:36You probably will not understand it,
01:38but it represents the inner feelings of the sensitive man in space.
01:42Notice the blending of the lights.
01:43Warning, warning, dangerous storm approaching.
01:46Advisable refuge be taken immediately.
01:48All right, let's get inside.
01:49What about our equipment outside?
01:50No time, inside.
01:52Ah!
01:57Wait!
01:58Don't you smear him!
01:59Yeah?
02:00Don't you smear him!
02:02Ah!
02:03My masterpiece!
02:05Let him go!
02:06Ah!
02:08Ah!
02:08Ah!
02:13Come on!
02:14I want my thinking!
02:15Don't be a fool!
02:16Come on!
02:17Ah!
02:18It's it!
02:19Ah!
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04:08Why? Why, it stopped.
04:11It's like somebody turned it off.
04:13Yeah, well, the damage is done.
04:15Let's go outside and pick up the pieces.
04:17Your children stay in here.
04:22Aren't you coming with us, Dr. Smith?
04:24Why? To look upon a world of desolation?
04:26Oh, come on. We've been through worse things than this.
04:28You've got to learn to look on the bright side.
04:30Sure. Like you always say, Dr. Smith, onward and offward!
04:34Why, well, let us plunge once more into the fray.
04:37That's the spirit, Dr. Smith.
04:39Please, spare me your youthful optimism.
04:44My masterpiece!
04:46My masterpiece!
04:49Here, let me give you a hand.
04:51Oh, thanks.
04:54Oh, everything is ruined. I could just cry.
04:59If it would help any, I'd cry with her.
05:01John, this is all of the condensation unit I could find.
05:05Oh, great.
05:07Look, you and Judy get started on the garden right away.
05:09Oh, and until our food supply returns to normal,
05:11we're gonna have to get by on emergency water supply and high protein pills.
05:14Well, we haven't very much of either, John.
05:17Well, we're just gonna have to make do with what we've got.
05:19I suppose. Judy!
05:22And you better get started on the condensation.
05:28Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
05:31And this is the way our world ends.
05:34Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
05:40Oh, dear.
05:41Joe Burgers?
05:41Lunchtime.
05:42Mmm. What's on the menu today, Mom?
05:44Oh, the menu is unlimited.
05:47Um, I think I'll have a burger and fries.
05:49All right.
05:50Here you are. One burger and a fry coming up.
05:52With a milkshake to top it off.
05:55What will you have, Will?
05:56A barbecue sandwich is fine for me.
05:58All right, fine here.
05:59I think you'd better wash it down with a little water.
06:01Judy, what will you have?
06:02Oh, I'm really not very hungry.
06:05I think I'll just have a protein pill and some water to wash it down.
06:07There you are.
06:09Not bad, but a little too spicy.
06:12Oh?
06:12The burger was delicious.
06:13That's what I'll order next time.
06:17I cannot go on this way.
06:19I simply must have some food.
06:20Stop your bellyaching, Smith.
06:22We're all on the same boat.
06:23This chemical concoction may be sufficient for you and the others,
06:26but it hardly whets my appetite.
06:27That protein capsule contains more than enough nutrition for your needs.
06:30Perhaps for the average man, Major.
06:32But I burn up more energy than the average man.
06:34Well, then I've got just the cure for you, Smith.
06:36And what is that?
06:37Don't talk so much.
06:42Be my guest.
06:44Excuse me, madam.
06:51Oh, dear.
06:53Oh, good heavens.
06:55William.
06:57I have come to the end of my strength.
06:59Let's look a little longer.
07:00We're just wasting time.
07:03What's that?
07:06I wonder what it means.
07:09Let's follow the arrow and find out.
07:18Here's another one.
07:20What?
07:23And another one.
07:25I wonder what this means.
07:27And another.
07:28And another.
07:29And another.
07:30And another.
07:30And another.
07:31And...
07:32Golly.
07:48Good heavens.
07:50What do you think it is?
07:53I haven't the faintest idea.
07:55What?
07:55I don't care.
07:56What a hell?
07:57What?
07:57I can't get it.
07:57I'd there to my sight.
08:05I know...
08:05And my hand is clear.
08:05What?
08:23I can't get out of here.
08:42Don't you speak English, sir?
08:57Oh, dear. I'm afraid we'll never be able to communicate with him.
09:01Oh, yes, you will.
09:05This is my language duplicator.
09:09It enables me to speak any tongue in the firmament.
09:14I am the trader at your service, sirs.
09:17How do you do? I'm Dr. Zachary Smith from the planet Earth.
09:22And this is Mr. Will Robinson.
09:23I am very delighted indeed to meet you.
09:27From the planet Earth, my, you are a long way from home.
09:31We are indeed.
09:33Where do you come from, Mr. Trader?
09:35Me? Why, I am from everywhere.
09:37A citizen of the whole galaxy. That's what I am.
09:41I was beginning to think that I was all alone here.
09:44Now, if there are two things that a trader loves,
09:47it is good company and good business.
09:50Well, we can certainly supply the good company.
09:53I am sure you can.
09:55What business are you in, Mr. Trader?
09:58Come into my store and I will show you.
10:00Uh, uh, sir.
10:02Sir?
10:10You are perfectly safe now.
10:12Are you sure?
10:13Ah, they're perfectly trained.
10:15And they have the most magnificent pedigrees.
10:18They are raised on the planet Zoldy.
10:21I traded a molecular assembler for them.
10:24And considered it a cheap price to pay.
10:28Come on, come on. Let's have a look here.
10:30You sure I have a lot of things to sell, sir?
10:32Well, in these days, one must be well supplied with merchandise.
10:38Quality and quantity.
10:40The secret of success in business.
10:42What do these do?
10:43A truly marvelous invention.
10:46From the Panid Dale.
10:48Oh?
10:50Press the button, Dr. Smith.
10:51See what happens.
10:58Where'd he go?
11:00Our friend...
11:01Our friend is still present.
11:03But we just can't see him.
11:06Dr. Smith.
11:08I'm here.
11:09If you wish to return, just squeeze the molecular sphere again.
11:16Good heavens.
11:18It's a very popular gadget with children.
11:21They play a game called hide and seek with it.
11:27What's this do?
11:29Ah, that.
11:30Now, that is to control the weather.
11:33It makes the climate warm in winter and cool in summer.
11:39Please don't touch that.
11:41You might raise a storm.
11:43Too bad we didn't have it earlier today.
11:45We could have diverted that frightful storm.
11:47Oh, how unfortunate.
11:49Perhaps you'd like to trade me something for it?
11:52Well...
11:52No, thanks.
11:53It's too late now.
11:54The damage is already done.
11:55Ah, yes.
11:56Dear sir.
11:57So it is.
11:58Dear sir, what we really need is food.
12:01Oh, why didn't you say so before?
12:04My spaceship is practically overflowing with delicacies.
12:08I have the most succulent steaks in my preservation unit,
12:12or the most tender vegetable stuff.
12:14I can't stand it.
12:16The sweet melon.
12:17Melons?
12:17The pasties.
12:18Pasties.
12:19Candies covered in rich chocolate.
12:22Oh, pain.
12:24The pain.
12:27And they can be all yours, my friend.
12:30Sounds great, Mr. Trader.
12:31But what would you want for these things?
12:33Well, you have a whole spaceship full of articles.
12:36Surely we can find something to bargain with.
12:38How did you know we had a spaceship?
12:40I...
12:41I...
12:42I...
12:43Well, I...
12:44I assume that you came here the same way as I did myself.
12:48Gentlemen.
12:49Let's get down to basics.
12:51Food!
12:52When can we do business, Mr. Trader?
12:54At your earliest convenience, my dear sir.
12:57Why don't you go back to the other members of your party?
13:01Discuss the matter with them.
13:03I will join you presently very soon.
13:05Make it very, very soon, sir.
13:07Come along, Bill.
13:07I can see that you are going to be one of my best customers, Dr. Smith.
13:12And don't forget, sir.
13:12I'll be waiting for you.
13:15Come along.
13:26You are mistaken, Dr. Smith.
13:29You are not waiting for me.
13:32I am waiting for you.
13:38What, may I ask, is that?
13:40Mom and I found a new recipe.
13:42Hamburgers made from dehydrated green beans.
13:44Look, try it.
13:45You'll love it.
13:45Oh, sadness.
13:47Oh, sorrow.
13:48Zachary Smith, gourmet, epicurean, reduced to a meal of fodder.
13:51What did you expect, Smith?
13:53Pheasant under glass?
13:54Would that it were.
13:55Well, you seem to be the only one that's complaining, Dr. Smith.
13:57And with good reason.
13:58If you'd listen to me, we wouldn't have to be forcing down this substandard food for survival.
14:02We would have plenty of proper victuals.
14:04Yes, I know.
14:05We could be living off the fat of the trader, couldn't we?
14:07Precisely.
14:08Oh, now, Dr. Smith, we have already discussed this
14:11and come to a decision.
14:12Come on, now, please.
14:13Sit down and eat your dinner.
14:14Now, we can get along without making any deals with the trader.
14:17Sure.
14:17There are more important things in life than just food.
14:20The ignorance of that remark is excusable only because of your extreme youth.
14:24Good food is one of the important joys of living.
14:27Well said, Dr. Smith.
14:29The trader, at your service.
14:34Please don't rise, sir.
14:36It's a pleasure to meet you.
14:37I appear to have arrived at an inopportune moment.
14:41You are eating.
14:43That is a matter of opinion.
14:45Fortunately, I have everything you could possibly need to replenish your larder, madame.
14:51I know.
14:52Dr. Smith has told us.
14:54Then let me show you a sample of my wares.
14:59Oh.
15:06Now, if you will make a list of your needs, we can get down to business.
15:11We can get to that later, sir.
15:12First, let's discuss this magnificent bird.
15:16Very well.
15:17What am I offered for it?
15:22Come, come.
15:23There's no need to be shy.
15:26Would you give that laser pistol of yours in exchange for the turkey, young man?
15:31No deal.
15:32Oh.
15:33A pity.
15:34I was offering you a bargain.
15:36Looks like a kind of primitive weapon, but I could probably have got rid of it somewhere as a curiosity.
15:43I have an idea, Mr. Trader.
15:44I know we can come to some sort of agreement about this beautiful bird.
15:48But meanwhile, a full stomach makes for a happy disposition.
15:53Let's eat it first and discuss it later.
15:56Dr. Smith, you must realize that as a businessman, I cannot deal in promises of payment.
16:04Now, Mr. Robinson, can we not, as they say, talk turkey?
16:10I'm afraid not.
16:11Not today.
16:13Well, for that matter, not tomorrow either.
16:15It's a pity.
16:16I understood that you were short on food and water.
16:19We are.
16:20But we'll get by until our garden's fully grown.
16:22Surely we can at least discuss the matter.
16:24It's no deal, Smith.
16:26When we get our new water conversion unit built, we won't need anyone's help.
16:29I see.
16:31Well, that's capital.
16:32Then, if my services are not required, I will leave you.
16:36And if you should require anything, I will be at my store.
16:48Well, let's finish our dinner.
16:52The turkey was probably tough anyway.
16:54There are no tough turkeys, madam.
16:56Some are just less tender than others.
16:59So, they won't do business with me.
17:02Well, my little storm will take care of that.
17:06If there's no market, make one.
17:09The old law of supply and demand.
17:15Now.
17:26And now, they'll have to come to me.
17:31First, I give them a little food.
17:34Just enough to whet their appetite.
17:36Then, a little bit more.
17:38And finally, they'll trade me what I want.
17:43An Earthling.
18:00How generous you are, dear child, to contribute to the cause.
18:05Now, remember, I will do the bargaining.
18:07We want to get the most we can for our wares.
18:10Are you sure we're doing the right thing, Dr. Smith?
18:12Oh, absolutely.
18:15Now, come along.
18:18Now, then, let's see what we have here.
18:24Oh, what a pretty little box, my goodness.
18:27It's full of funness.
18:31Yes, yes, indeed.
18:33It's lovely.
18:34Yes, it's very nice indeed.
18:38Now, then, sir, what will you give us for this article?
18:43Don't be hasty, Dr. Smith.
18:45Hasty decisions lead us into error.
18:47But there's nothing to think about.
18:49This is a simple business transaction.
18:52Perhaps.
18:52But tell me, who is the owner of this pretty thing?
18:56It belongs to Penny, but I'm handling the negotiations for her.
19:00Uh-huh.
19:02Now, then, sir, what do you offer?
19:05Absolutely nothing.
19:07Nothing?
19:08It is not my habit to trade with children.
19:12It's utterly against my policy.
19:15That's perfectly ridiculous.
19:16I've never heard of such a thing.
19:17Nevertheless, that is my policy.
19:20I find that children do not know what they want.
19:23What they care for today, they have no interest in tomorrow.
19:27I won't change my mind, Mr. Trader.
19:29I know you won't, my dear.
19:32But that is how I do business.
19:34Here.
19:35Look.
19:37The flavor is peppermint today.
19:40Strawberry tomorrow, and then orange, and then lemon.
19:43And then after that, a hundred different flavors for a long, long time.
19:49This will last forever?
19:51Only as long as you remain young in heart.
19:55Oh, thank you.
19:57Now, go along and have a good time.
20:01Oh.
20:03Oh, are you coming along, Dr. Smith?
20:06Not for a little while.
20:08The doctor and I have things to talk over.
20:11Bye.
20:17Well, sir, since you're being so generous, I think I'll take one for myself.
20:22Well, I should be careful, Dr. Smith.
20:24It's a long time since you were young at heart.
20:26Indeed.
20:27I would put it back if I were you.
20:30Why?
20:31Do you object?
20:32Oh, no, not I.
20:35They do.
20:42They know that you took something from me.
20:46And they think that you're a thief.
20:48Well, I'll put it back.
20:52There.
20:53Now, everyone is happy.
20:56Mr. Trader, you're a cold, cruel man.
21:02Those brutes would have torn me to pieces and you wouldn't have lifted a finger.
21:06My dear, Dr. Smith, in this store, the customer is not always right.
21:11Many of our shopkeepers on earth operate on the same theory.
21:15No, really?
21:15Yes.
21:16Now, sir, do you have something to talk to me about?
21:20Yes.
21:22You know, doctor, I believe we could do business.
21:26My dear sir, nothing would please me more.
21:30However, I'm afraid you'll have to find some way of extending me some credit.
21:34Oh.
21:35As you know, I have nothing to trade.
21:38Oh.
21:40Yes, of course.
21:44What about the robot?
21:48Oh, no.
21:49Oh, no.
21:49I couldn't do that.
21:50Oh, no.
21:51I couldn't do that.
21:52I just couldn't.
21:53You see, the robot is my friend.
21:57Even more, he's like a brother to me.
22:01Yes, of course.
22:02I do understand how you feel, doctor.
22:07It's a pity.
22:08I could have given you an excellent trade.
22:13Mind you, the machine is a little bit primitive, but I do have a customer who goes for that kind
22:25of antique.
22:34Perhaps, uh, you'd be interested in something else.
22:38We have a wonderful vehicle called the Chariot.
22:41Oh, no, I don't think so.
22:42Well, then, perhaps a radar-controlled weather station.
22:46No, no, only the robot.
22:48That's the only thing I'm really interested in.
22:50Oh.
22:55If you could manage to trade that machine, I'd give you all the food you could possibly eat.
23:01How long?
23:03A week.
23:04Make it two.
23:05Ten days.
23:05Twelve.
23:06Done.
23:09You're a shrewd trader, Dr. Smith.
23:13Yes, sir.
23:14Unnatural instinct.
23:16I have an ancestor who had quite a reputation as a horse trader, but he suffered a severe business reversal.
23:23Jealous rivals accused him of stocking stolen merchandise.
23:27Utterly ridiculous, of course.
23:29Yes.
23:30How unfortunate.
23:31What happened to him?
23:33Well, he...
23:35I think I'll tell you the story some other time.
23:38And now, sir, I'd best go back to the camp and round up the robot.
23:42Uh, doctor.
23:43Yes?
23:43Uh, this is yours, I think.
23:45Ah, yes.
23:45You're quite sure that you'll have no difficulty in persuading him to come with you?
23:49None whatsoever.
23:50The robot trusts me implicitly.
23:53Oh, yes.
23:54Like a brother, eh?
23:57It's been a real pleasure to do business with you, doctor.
24:01The feeling is mutual, sir.
24:03Good day to you.
24:04Good day.
24:07Oh, dear.
24:07It's all right.
24:09He knows you now.
24:10Does he indeed?
24:13Goodbye.
24:15Yes.
24:17Come on, my pet.
24:19Come on.
24:21Imagine that.
24:22He loves a robot like a brother.
24:25And yet, he was prepared to train him for a little bit of food.
24:30It would seem that I have found my earthling.
24:35Dr. Smith.
24:50Lovely night.
24:56It would appear that you and I are the only ones awake.
25:14I just couldn't sleep.
25:16You're probably suffering a guilty conscience.
25:19What do you mean by that remark?
25:21I'm referring to our last conversation when you insulted me.
25:24Oh, good heavens, you know I didn't mean that.
25:29Ah, it's a lovely night.
25:32I think I'll take a little walk.
25:35Would you like to go with me?
25:37No, thank you.
25:43The exercise will do us both good.
25:46You're getting a little roly-poly standing around so much, you know.
25:51I prefer to remain here.
25:53But you always liked walking before.
25:55I still do, but I'm particular of the company that I keep.
25:59You insulted me.
26:00I told you to forget it.
26:02My memory banks retain the information.
26:04You must apologize.
26:12All right, all right.
26:14I apologize.
26:18Now can we take our little walk?
26:20Yes.
26:21It is a lovely night for a stroll.
26:24It is indeed.
26:25After you, my dear friend.
26:44My dear friend!
26:44What are you doing today?
26:46Why do you have to go back?
26:47What are you doing today?
26:47Why are you doing today?
26:53That's fine.
26:54The scene of the night is perfect for the night,
26:56the day will never be alright.
26:59Ah, how are you, young Mr. Robinson?
27:02What can I do for you today?
27:04Have you seen our robot?
27:06Eh? Well, uh...
27:09I've been looking all over for you.
27:11I am here. As you can see, I am unable to leave.
27:24What are you doing with our robot?
27:26You are mistaken, young man.
27:29This machine is mine. Can't you see on the notice it is for sale?
27:34He's not yours. How did you get him?
27:38Dr. Smith and I did a trade.
27:40I don't believe you. It's not true, is it?
27:44Yes, it is true. I have been betrayed.
27:49We'll get him back. Just you wait and see.
27:52Everything I have is for sale, young man.
27:54All you have to do is to pay the price.
27:57Don't worry. Dad will take care of this.
28:00I hope so.
28:02I am unhappy here.
28:06I would sooner you did not speak to my robot.
28:10You are wasting his power, Pat.
28:13I'll be back.
28:21I just can't believe that he'd do such a terrible thing.
28:24Well, we'll be able to get the robot back, won't we, Dad?
28:27Well, you know our situation, Will.
28:29Everything we have is essential.
28:30There's not one item that we can afford to swap for that robot.
28:34Now, here comes Smith now.
28:35I never want to speak to Dr. Smith again.
28:38That goes double for me, too.
28:40Take a look at this.
28:42What?
28:44What's up?
28:48I thought Smith was putting on weight.
28:50Now, the trader's been supplying him with all kinds of goodies.
28:53What are we going to do about him?
28:54I'm afraid there isn't much we can do.
28:56We may not like it, but we're stuck with him.
28:58Well, that's true.
28:59But at least we can have as little to do with him as possible.
29:04Sorry, I misdict.
29:07I was out hunting for the robot.
29:09I don't suppose any of you found him?
29:11I don't suppose any of you found him.
29:19What's the matter with the dear lady?
29:21Did you have a tiff?
29:28Will somebody please tell me what is going on here?
29:30Everyone leaving the room?
29:31I'm not contagious, you know.
29:39William, what is the matter?
29:41If there is something wrong, please tell me what it is.
29:43You traded the robot.
29:46You, you, Benedict Arnold.
30:04Will.
30:07Will.
30:08Will, can I talk to you?
30:11Oh, please, Will.
30:14All right.
30:15But make it quick.
30:17I just wanted to say that I regret deeply what has happened.
30:22A lot of good that's going to do.
30:23Will it get the robot back?
30:26My need for food got the better of my good judgment.
30:30I just couldn't help myself.
30:32Sure, I understand.
30:33It was just too tough for you.
30:36Please, Will.
30:38Nobody wants to talk with me.
30:40Well, can you blame them?
30:42I made a mistake.
30:43I'm terribly sorry about it.
30:45If there's anything I can do.
30:47Get the robot back.
30:48Would that make us friends again?
30:51Well, it would help.
30:53Then I'll do it.
30:54The very first thing in the morning,
30:55I will go to the trader and make some sort of a deal with him.
31:01Do it now.
31:03If you really meant what you said, you wouldn't wait until morning.
31:07Very well.
31:08I'll get our robot back immediately.
31:10How does that sound to you?
31:12Sounds great, Dr. Smith.
31:13If you do it.
31:15Friends again?
31:16When you get the robot back.
31:18All right.
31:20I'm off to see the trader.
31:22Dear.
31:24I'm going to have to do some very fast and fancy negotiating with him.
31:28But I'll do it.
31:40Ah, yes, sir.
31:41Good morning.
31:43You'll be pleased to hear that I've come to take you home.
31:47Bah!
31:52Well, have you nothing to say, you ingrate?
31:55Ah, yes.
31:56Your power pack's been removed.
31:58Ah, my favorite customer.
32:01What can I do for you this morning?
32:04I would like to talk to you, sir, about this broken-down old robot.
32:08I want him back.
32:10Well, as you know, everything I have is for sale.
32:13What would you like to give me in exchange for him?
32:16At the moment, nothing.
32:18But I thought perhaps we could work out some sort of credit arrangement.
32:22It's a common procedure on earth, you know.
32:24Buy now.
32:25Pay later.
32:27Sounds like a bad way to run a business.
32:30But I thought perhaps you might make an exception to your rule due to the circumstances.
32:35You see, sir, I made a terrible mistake when I traded you with the robot.
32:40He's more than just a machine to me.
32:44He's my friend.
32:46Oh, believe me, I do understand your problem, but I'll pay you back sometime.
32:53You have my word on that, sir.
32:56Yes, I wish I could help you.
32:59I realize the difficulty, but is there nothing that you can offer in exchange?
33:05All I have is what you see before you, Mr. Trader.
33:11You mean...
33:12Oh, no.
33:14Oh, that'd be quite against my...
33:16I mean, what would the traders' association say if they ever heard?
33:21I'd be in real trouble.
33:23What is it?
33:24Surely you can work something out.
33:26Weren't you suggesting that you should trade yourself?
33:31Myself?
33:32Good heavens!
33:34You must be joking.
33:35Now, don't worry.
33:36Don't get excited, Dr. Smith.
33:38Of course I didn't mean that you should trade yourself right away.
33:42I mean, not swap yourself immediately.
33:45Good heavens, though.
33:46Sometime in the future, say, 200 years from now.
33:50200 years?
33:54Well, now, that's not so bad, is it?
33:57Of course, it's quite ridiculous.
33:59I'd never be able to collect, but, uh, well, a businessman has to show a loss on his book sometimes,
34:05doesn't he?
34:06Oh, Mr. Trader, you are a real gentleman.
34:09May I set your hands on it?
34:11Then you agree?
34:12Oh, I certainly do.
34:13Yes, splendid, splendid.
34:15Well, I'll get the contract.
34:18Yes?
34:18What contract?
34:20Well, it's a mere formality.
34:22After all, I have to have something to show a record.
34:25You know how these income tax people are?
34:28Oh, yes.
34:29Indeed, I do, sir.
34:31I'm quite familiar with that, like that.
34:33Indeed, I do.
34:34There you are, Dr. Smith.
34:36Put your hand there.
34:42Now, take your hand away.
34:48Here is the robot's power pack.
34:53He's all yours now.
34:55Yes.
34:56Well, I'm into your death, sir.
34:58My pleasure.
35:05Oh, at last.
35:08I'll attend to you when we get home, you wretch.
35:15Signed, sealed, and I shall take delivery very soon.
35:27Oh, lovely.
35:29Oh, lovely.
35:29Oh, lovely.
35:29Oh, lovely.
35:30Now, catch it this time, you will.
35:31Here we go.
35:32Oh, lovely.
35:33Yes.
35:33Yes.
35:33Gently, gently, gently, gently.
35:35Oh, this is fun.
35:36Ah, ah, ah, ah.
35:37Oh, I'll take it.
35:43Oh, wow.
35:51It's very important to me that you should remain in good physical condition.
35:55I happen to be in the area, so I thought I'd drop by and say goodbye.
36:00Oh, are you leaving?
36:02Yes, there is an important trade fair being held on the planet Torum.
36:06I must attend.
36:07Well, have a pleasant trip.
36:09Perhaps we'll see you again sometime.
36:11Oh, you're going to see a great deal of me, Dr. Smith.
36:15You are going with me.
36:16What?
36:17Yes, I've decided to exercise the contract I have with you immediately.
36:23Well, I thought your contract with Dr. Smith wasn't effective for another 200 years.
36:27That's what you said?
36:28I remember every word distinctly.
36:30A verbal agreement isn't binding, Dr. Smith.
36:34You should have read the small print in the contract you signed with me.
36:38You tricked me.
36:40You said you wouldn't collect for 200 years.
36:43Now or later, what does it matter?
36:46You owe a debt and it must be paid.
36:49Well, supposing Dr. Smith refuses to pay.
36:51Just how do you intend to collect?
36:53There are ways.
36:54But Dr. Smith is a human being.
36:57You just can't buy and sell him.
36:59Why not?
37:00He is an item.
37:01A commodity like anything else in my fair.
37:05I won't go with you and you can't make me...
37:07We shall see.
37:11Well, I expect that you want to say goodbye to your friends.
37:17I'll call back for you later.
37:19Oh, a word of warning before I leave.
37:23I have no quarrel with anybody here.
37:25My business concerns Dr. Smith alone.
37:30But if you should involve yourselves,
37:34I shall have no alternative but to destroy you.
37:40Goodbye for now.
37:50Dr. Smith?
38:00Dr. Smith?
38:01No, no, no.
38:02Halt! Halt!
38:04Are you all right?
38:05Oh, I was until you very nearly scared me half to death.
38:09What are you doing out here anyway?
38:11I couldn't sleep, so I thought I'd spend some time with you.
38:14Oh, how very kind of you.
38:18I'm feeling a trifle hungry.
38:19Fetch me my lunchbox, would you?
38:24Let's have a little midnight snack, shall we?
38:27If it hadn't been for food, you wouldn't be in this mess.
38:29Food had nothing to do with it.
38:35Did you hear that?
38:37Yes, indeed I did.
38:39And I wish I hadn't.
38:50Put down that weapon.
38:52Don't you come any closer or he'll fire her?
38:55I am ready to leave, Dr. Smith.
38:58You belong to me and must come with me.
39:02You sign this contract with me, Dr. Smith.
39:05You sign this contract with me, and I demand payment.
39:09Dr. Smith!
39:16Dr. Smith!
39:23Dr. Smith!
39:28Dr. Smith!
39:29Dr. Smith, come back!
39:54Oh, you have no right to do this to me, sir.
39:57I demand that you let me go immediately.
39:59You have no rights, Dr. Smith, and can make no demands.
40:03Please, sir, couldn't you just write me off as a bad investment?
40:07I intend to swap you off, Dr. Smith, at the trade fair.
40:13For a colossal profit.
40:18Look after him, my pets.
40:20I shall be back soon.
41:03I shall be back soon.
41:07Psst!
41:11Psst!
41:12Dr. Smith, come on!
41:14Come on!
41:25We've got to get back to the Jupiter, too.
41:28We'll never make it.
41:29Those beasts will tear us apart when they catch us.
41:31Would you rather stay here and let the trader take you away?
41:37Come along.
41:38What are we waiting for?
41:44No fools! Come here!
41:46Come here!
41:51You let him get away!
41:53After him!
42:02Come on, Dr. Smith. They're getting closer.
42:05I've reached the end of the line, my boy.
42:07You'd better go on without me.
42:09I'll help you, sir. We can make it.
42:10Oh, no. Save yourself. You've done all you can.
42:13Dr. Smith, take off your boots.
42:15What? What for? What will that sound?
42:17I can't explain now.
42:18What are you doing?
42:19Just do what I said!
42:21My boots, indeed.
42:23This is stalled him.
42:24What?
42:25Can you go on a little further?
42:27No, let the trader take me.
42:29No! Come on!
42:30What?
42:31Oh!
42:32I think we don't have the strength!
42:34Oh!
42:39Oh!
42:42Oh!
42:43Oh!
42:44Oh!
42:44Oh!
42:44I can't!
42:45Oh, dear!
42:46Oh!
42:47Oh!
42:48Oh, my feet are in agony.
42:49It's a lot better than having the trader catch up to you.
42:51It's no use.
42:52I cannot go another step.
42:54What was that?
42:57Oh!
42:58Thank heavens!
42:59I'm saved!
43:01My dear, dear friend, how glad I am to see you.
43:04I beg your pardon, sir.
43:06I don't believe we've met.
43:09How dare you!
43:10This is no time for nonsense, you ninni!
43:12I need you to protect me from the trader!
43:14You must have mistaken me for someone else.
43:17I do not know you.
43:18What?
43:19You fools.
43:20We've been tricked.
43:22But we'll find them.
43:23Come.
43:33Run!
43:36Run!
43:37Here we are!
43:40Well, where have you been?
43:41The trader got Dr. Smith.
43:42I helped him escape.
43:43We were chased for miles by his two monsters.
43:46They're probably right behind us.
43:47Well, how'd the trader get you in the first place?
43:49It's that contract I signed.
43:51It gives him some sort of strange power over me.
43:54Well, let's see how much power he's got against this.
43:56Oh, thank you, Major.
43:58At a time like this, we see our true friends.
44:01Save the soft, soapful lady, Smith.
44:04Here comes the trader now.
44:06Thank you, Professor Robinson.
44:09You've got my runaway property.
44:11Your property.
44:12Dr. Smith has a contract with me.
44:15You tricked me.
44:17You said 200 years.
44:18As I told you before, you should have read the small prints of the contract you signed, the
44:25Whereazes, in the howsoevers.
44:27Dr. Smith is right.
44:29He was tricked.
44:30From the very first, this alien has resorted to unfair tactics.
44:35It was he who destroyed the food and water supply.
44:38What?
44:40Are you sure about that?
44:41There is no mistake.
44:42He has a machine which controls the weather.
44:46Hardly what I'd call an ethical business practice, Mr. Trader.
44:49I got what I wanted.
44:51That's all I'm interested in.
44:54I won't go with you.
44:55I won't.
44:59Come along, Dr. Smith.
45:02Come along, Dr. Smith.
45:14Once more, gentlemen, good night and goodbye.
45:19Step to the side, Smith.
45:26Seems that Dr. Smith isn't going with you after all.
45:28The contract is null and void.
45:32Oh, thank you, thank you.
45:34You are, after all, a true blue friend.
45:37Dr. Smith will go through his original agreement with you.
45:40What?
45:41You traitor?
45:43He will be your property in 200 years.
45:47Ah.
45:48Exactly so.
45:50But don't call me, I'll call you.
45:52Willow is out the contract.
45:55Smith belongs to me.
45:57Check him, my pets.
45:59Check him.
46:00I will destroy.
46:06Well, I don't think we'll have to worry about him again.
46:09Let's get inside.
46:11Come on, Will.
46:14Forgive me, but I must say it.
46:17This is one time, Dr. Smith,
46:20you received more than you bargained for.
46:23Spare me the comedics, you deplorable dummy.
46:35Dr. Smith, look!
46:38A crown!
46:40I see it's a crown.
46:42I have eyes in my head.
46:43The question is, what is a crown doing here?
46:53William, what have I told you about handling other people's property?
46:57But, Dr. Smith...
46:58But me no buts, my boy.
47:00We will respect the rights of others.
47:02No doubt the owner will shortly appear to claim his property.
47:06I wonder where it came from, and who left it?
47:09That is none of our business.
47:11Oh, my, those rubies are as large as hen's eggs.
47:16I-I-I, Dr. Smith...
47:18I was only checking to make certain that it was secure.
47:21If it fell over, some of that lovely workmanship might be damaged.
47:28Come along, Will.
47:29Let's get on about our truffles.
47:39Bless me, I forgot my truffle tools.
47:42I'll get them.
47:42Never mind, I'll do it.
47:43Why don't you go on ahead with the robot, and if you find any truffles, call out.
47:48Loud.
47:48Yes, sir.
47:49Quite loud.
47:49Okay.
48:01Ah.
48:04A world ransoming jewels.
48:07Now, what to do with it?
48:11Where?
48:21Where?
48:32Where?
48:35Where?
48:38Where on?
48:40Where?
48:43Where?
48:46Where?
48:49Who have natural ideas to frame hope?
48:50There about a Getting Every jeans
49:00THE END
49:20THE END
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