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Tv, Lost in Space (1965) S2E22 - The Cave Of The Wizards

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00:03Last week, as you recall, we left the professor and Major West making a final check of the
00:07spaceship's control system. After months of repairs, it appears that Jupiter-2 is at last
00:13ready to blast off from this forgotten world. Master Gator Control. Go. Fuel injection system.
00:21Go. Computer system. Go.
00:26Maureen, as soon as Dr. Smith and Will get back, we'll have a final briefing.
00:30All right, John. Take this and get yourself some ore samples from that rock formation over there.
00:37Then we can make some geological assays together during our flight.
00:40Splendid. I can hardly wait. And I will accompany you, Dr. Smith.
00:44Oh, thank you. You're so good to me. Come along, you cloud. Pressure, pressure.
00:53Rocks, indeed. They are of no particular interest to me.
00:57The things I endure for young William. Well, my robust rock hound, where do you suggest that I begin?
01:05Right here, Dr. Smith. My sensors indicate that if we expose this outcrop, we may uncover a fossil-bearing
01:13stratum of great geological interest. Let me assure you at once that it cannot be a possible interest to me.
01:19Also, I must warn you that you are in a gaseous area.
01:40Dr. Smith, are you all right?
01:44What is it? Where am I? What happened?
01:49Your heartbeat comes through loud and clear and quite vigorous, Dr. Smith.
01:53So I must assume that for devious reasons of your own, you must be playing possum.
01:59Yes. What is a possum?
02:05And who are you?
02:06Do you not remember, Dr. Smith?
02:08No, I do not. And stop calling me Dr. Smith, if you please. My name is...
02:13My name is...
02:16Oh, good heavens. What is my name?
02:20It seems to have escaped me.
02:22Many things seem to have escaped you, Doctor.
02:26I mean, Sir.
02:28Sir. Now, that sounds familiar. Is my name Sir?
02:32Sir is not a name, Sir. It is merely a polite form of address.
02:38I suggest that we return at once to the Jupiter, where hot food, bed rest, will restore your temporary loss
02:45of memory.
02:46No!
02:47Oh! On Henry, Sir.
02:49I have no intention of returning to the Jupiter, to whatever that is.
02:54You've got some underhanded trick up your sleeve.
02:57Loss of memory, indeed.
02:58Dr. Smith, the sooner you return to the Jupiter, the sooner you will be your normal, unpleasant self.
03:06Stand aside, you mealy-mouthed rogue. Off with you. Avant. On your way.
03:10Do not leave until I return, Dr. Smith.
03:12I shall certainly tell him, when I see him. If I see him. Whoever he is. As for you, sir.
03:21On your way. Whoever you are.
03:29I dare say that took care of him.
03:33Oh, dear. My head. My poor head.
03:38Beep. My ears feel very strange.
03:47Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep.
03:52I hear. And I will obey.
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06:45his tracks lead up here my sensors tell me dr. Smith is in that cave wait will
06:52Robinson danger danger dr. Smith has amnesia plus plus the attraction of an alien force which I cannot
07:19compute understand in his condition of amnesia his brain has become receptive to the influence
07:27of external forces the monsters are servants of that force we've got to get him out of there
07:33look are you trying to distract their attention while I sneak past them I will try
07:57dr. Smith dr. Smith I don't know how you got here dr. Smith but you'd better come back with us
08:16to the
08:16Jupiter leave me leave me I can't do that dr. Smith that dreadful name again he doesn't even know who
08:29he is I am what I am what are we gonna do robot I am not sure the alien force
08:38derived from that
08:39computer and or stimulator it is my belief that it needs dr. Smith what for data insufficient for
08:47satisfactory reply its function is lost in the distant past however I have an idea what is it
08:55fetch me one of those rocks will thank you we're gonna do it step aside the effect of a blow
09:06on the
09:07head may be reversed by a similar blow on the head you can't Bob dr. Smith with that we have
09:12no choice
09:13this is going to hurt me more than it does you dr. Smith be very careful I will
09:23how dare you strike me you blithering blatherskite he didn't mean to harm you dr. Smith are you all right
09:30certainly not I should never be the same William William what on earth are we doing here well I'll
09:39tell you about that later right now we've got to get back to the Jupiter that dreadful Jupiter too
09:44with his devil-may-care crew and his destination of doom if only I had a ship of my own
09:50to take me
09:50where I want to go nice work robot he hasn't changed a bit correction dr. Smith is normal for
09:57the moment but he may be subject to intermittent reoccurrence of his amnesia it's all your fault
10:03well we'll watch out for that right now we've got to get back come on dr. Smith if only I
10:09had a ship
10:10of my own to take me where I want to go wait wait you hear wait I say I simply
10:25must rest my back is
10:28even more delicate today than as usual with me we do not all have the benefit of iron feet and
10:33empty
10:33bubble heads I must sit here refurbish my batteries oh good heavens I don't have batteries you do my
10:39energies I'm completely exhausted that is your normal state dr. Smith your caustic comments will
10:45provoke only removal of power pack have I ever been wrong will Robinson is a matter ask rather have
10:52you ever been right have I ever been right I'm glad you asked that never emphatically never well mr.
10:59wrong way computer which way do we go we are headed in the right direction now dr. Smith are you
11:05sure affirmative quite sure double affirmative you may cease your squabbling both of you I know exactly
11:11where we are
11:14that way
11:29I don't know dr. Smith this seems like the same trail we were on before nonsense my boy my powers
11:34of observation are highly refined they've never deceived me yet this is one of my favorite landmarks
11:38the sassafras tree correction it is not a sassafras tree kindly stay out of this sassafras is not your cup
11:46of tea as you wish dr. Smith I wish my knowledge of horticulture is second only to my sense of
11:52direction
12:06this way
12:06there you are never fear smith is here always listen to your uncle zackery and you'll never go astray
12:12you'll never go astray what's the hydroponic garden doing out here we never grew anything like this
12:17it's got a new taste really i think it's delicious your palate has been spoiled by too
12:23many sweets william i've told you many times yeah but why is it purple purple purple probably the
12:29season of the year what's wrong with the jupiter it's all dark where is everybody inside obviously
12:36come along i don't know dr smith everything seems strange to me what's wrong robot no comment will
12:45robinson we're gonna go inside you better stay here and patrol the area affirmative
12:56there appears to be something wrong with the hatch button open up there open up mom dad mom
13:02open the hatch will you it's jammed i'm sure nothing's happening though mom dad it's me will
13:10open the hatch they couldn't be all asleep let's kick it in no dr smith it'll take dad days to
13:17repair
13:17the mechanism if we damage it dad dad what happened to the hatch well i don't quite know but at
13:28any
13:29rate it's open it'll take days to replace it what a pity but i'm sure your father would understand
13:35when i explained that it was as much his fault as yours for not answering our call now william let's
13:42go
13:42in you first and turn on the lights yes careful
13:51cobwebs all very strange where'd they come from i don't know i don't dawdle will you go in
14:17you start out with him i will rise to your defense at once if you're threatened with discipline for
14:21damaging the hatch i don't understand it that's not the first time i banged on that hatch well all
14:26things deteriorate with time now william your father will soon be up to interrogate you as soon
14:31as he's dressed now remember as counsel for your defense you must leave everything to me now sit down
14:37no no no no no first the hatch now the chair yes yes just as i predicted time has begun
14:46to take its toll
14:47Our only hope is to abandon all other plans
14:50and return to Earth at the earliest possible moment.
14:53Something's wrong, Dr. Smith.
14:55Nonsense, my boy.
14:56Everything appears to be quite normal to me.
14:58This computer system should be over there.
15:00It should.
15:01And that computer system should be over here.
15:03It should.
15:04Everything's all mixed up.
15:05It is?
15:05Let's not panic, my boy.
15:07I'm sure your father knew what he was doing.
15:08Dad wouldn't transpose those systems.
15:10It would affect the ship's equilibrium.
15:13Oh, dear.
15:14I think we'd better call him.
15:17Where's the microphone?
15:18It's over there.
15:19No, it's not.
15:20It's always over there.
15:21It's gone.
15:22It's gone.
15:23First the hatch, then the chair, and now the microphone.
15:25William!
15:27You're quite right.
15:29Oh, indeed, you are quite right.
15:31There is something very strange afoot.
15:34Now the astrogator's gone!
15:36In a moment, we will be gone.
15:39Yes.
15:39I'd better go and try to find your father.
15:42I'm quite sure there's a perfectly logical explanation for all this.
15:45Indeed.
15:46I hope they're mixed.
15:50There would be a logical explanation for this.
15:57As in X equals Y.
16:00Y.
16:01I wonder why.
16:26Dr. Smith, what's wrong?
16:30Tell me.
16:30The shock.
16:31The dreadful shock.
16:33My heart.
16:34I'd better go down.
16:35Go down where?
16:36To the lower deck.
16:38Save yourself the trip, William.
16:41Dr. Smith, what do you mean?
16:42There is no lower deck.
16:52Oh, dear.
16:54Oh, I feel saints, William.
16:56A catastrophe, a major catastrophe.
16:59Oh, good heavens, oh, good heavens, it's too much to be born.
17:01Oh, whatever shall we do.
17:03Oh, good heavens, I don't believe it.
17:06How could it happen?
17:08Unquestionably, the ship was struck by a terrible electric storm, which wrought havoc on the upper deck.
17:14I just can't believe it.
17:15Oh, William.
17:17My dear William, time is the great healer, I promise you.
17:20Now, what we must do at once is to repair this ship to the best of our ability and set
17:25course straight away for home.
17:26Correction, Dr. Smith.
17:27This simulated vehicle will never get off the ground.
17:31What do you mean, simulated?
17:33This vehicle is not the Jupiter II.
17:35What?
17:35Why didn't you say so before?
17:37Yes, why didn't you say so before, you pot-pellied prankster?
17:40I am no prankster, Dr. Smith.
17:42You led us here.
17:44If I remember correctly, it was you who did the leading, Dr. Smith.
17:48Indeed.
17:49But I forgive you.
17:50You were probably led astray by the same alien force which led you to the cave.
17:54Must have been the same force that simulated the Jupiter.
17:57Affirmative, Will Robinson.
17:59Simulated or no, it's a quite remarkable piece of wizardry, despite its deficiencies.
18:04I wonder whether...
18:06No time for wondering now, Dr. Smith.
18:07We've got to get back to the real Jupiter II.
18:09Think you can find it, robot?
18:11Affirmative.
18:12If Dr. Smith will not interfere with my directional guidance computer.
18:15Hold your tongue, you silly goose.
18:18Yes, quite remarkable.
18:21Now, I suggest we keep this incident to ourselves.
18:23There's no point burdening the others with needless details at this time.
18:27A second Jupiter II might be quite useful.
18:30Without a lower deck, where would you sleep?
18:32To get back to Earth, I would sleep in a chair in a freezing tube on the floor or on
18:36a bed of nails.
18:38William, don't trouble yourself with these trifles.
18:41Lead on, you confused compass.
18:50There we are.
18:52All right, watches all synchronized?
18:54Sure.
18:54I suppose so.
19:07All right.
19:08This time, I want you all in your couches, safety harness set.
19:11From that moment, through the liftoff, at the red mark.
19:14Well, I guess that covers it, unless you've got something else to add.
19:17Well, just this.
19:18If anyone suddenly remembers they've forgotten something, the time to get it is now, not later.
19:22Is everything secure downstairs, Judy?
19:24Secured and ready for takeoff.
19:26And what about the food storage units, Penny?
19:28All checked and secured, Mom.
19:30What about Dr. Smith and his tape recorder?
19:32Tape recorder?
19:33Ah, yes.
19:34I happened to say to Will that I had left my tape recorder at the offsite.
19:37So, if this dreary briefing session is at an end, I shall go at once and retrieve it.
19:41Oh, but, Dr. Smith, if you leave now, you're going to miss a wonderful farewell supper that I've been preparing.
19:46It'll be ready in 15 minutes.
19:47Never let it be said that Zachary Smith offended her hostess by declining to partake of her culinary delights.
19:52Of course, I shall remain, madam.
20:05Oh, dear.
20:07I do wish there was some way of avoiding these two abysmal creatures.
20:11There are two ways, Dr. Smith.
20:13What are they?
20:14One, I will act as a decoy which will allow you to duck past them.
20:19And the other?
20:20Abandon your efforts to use the machine for your own selfish ends and return to the Jupiter.
20:25Spare me the asinine advice, you mechanical misfits, and proceed with the decoy.
20:29It will not be necessary, Dr. Smith.
20:31My sensors tell me these creatures are not hostile to you.
20:35Are you sure?
20:36Affirmative.
20:45Well, thank you, gentlemen.
20:47How very kind.
20:48Come along, you cowardly clump.
20:50They're quite harmless.
20:54I told you they weren't hostile.
20:56You told me?
20:57Yes, and don't you forget it for the future.
21:07Again, we bid you welcome, Dr. Smith.
21:24We were expecting you to return.
21:32Ah, what a piece of work is a machine.
21:37How infinite in faculty.
21:40I wonder how many faculties it actually has.
21:43You have just stated that they were omnipotent.
21:46However, I must again warn you that the alien force contained in this machine is unpredictable.
21:52Be still, you worrywart.
21:55Now, what is this?
21:57It is an alien symbol of royalty.
22:00Royality.
22:01How nice.
22:03It is fitting and proper that I should wear it.
22:08And what is this?
22:09It is an alien skullcap, Dr. Smith.
22:12Lovely colour.
22:18And just my size.
22:20But it must belong to someone.
22:23Help!
22:24Help!
22:25I can't get lost!
22:26I bid you welcome, Dr. Smith.
22:28It pleases me to see you wear the amular and the crown of the Dranconians.
22:32There is hope for us now.
22:34All our faculties are now at your disposal.
22:38Choose a wand.
22:42A wand?
22:43What wand?
22:44I command you, choose a wand, Dr. Smith.
22:46Yes, I will.
22:47I will choose one.
22:50Here.
22:50Now, place it in the lock.
22:52The lock?
22:52The lock?
22:53Where is the lock?
22:54Is this the lock?
22:57You have chosen wisely.
22:59I was correct in my belief that you were the one who would restore our civilization to
23:03its former grandeur.
23:05You are listening to the anthem of the Dranconians.
23:09It is an original composition culled from the music of the Spears by the foremost composer
23:13of Dranconus.
23:15May he rest in everlasting peace.
23:17It is played only at moments of great historical significance, Dr. Smith.
23:23You have made us very happy.
23:25It is fitting that you should be rewarded.
23:31No, no, thank you very much.
23:33But I really must be going.
23:36A diamond?
23:38A real diamond?
23:40It is but the beginning of your reward, Dr. Smith.
23:43A mere token of our gratitude.
23:45Knock and it shall be answered.
23:46Ask and it shall be given.
23:49Ask and it shall be given.
23:51How very nice.
23:53That presents a new set of interesting possibilities.
24:03Sure hope we can get through before our final countdown.
24:05Yeah, well everything that isn't stowed aboard gets left behind.
24:07Well, we've got three hours left.
24:09Correction, two hours.
24:16Going to jump down, poke down with a golden nugget.
24:19Going to jump down, turn around, picking gold all day.
24:22Robot, what's going on?
24:25What's happened to you?
24:27How'd you get to be gold?
24:28Watch it, Will Robinson.
24:29I do not like grubby finger stains on my new suit of gold.
24:33Well, how'd you get it?
24:34Where have you been and where's Dr. Smith?
24:37Questions, questions.
24:38Look, Robot, I don't care if you're made out of gold, brass, tin or scrap metal.
24:42Clothes make the man, Will Robinson.
24:44Well, it's more important that Dr. Smith makes that flight.
24:47Doesn't he know that we're due to leave in a couple of hours?
24:49What are a couple of hours to a man who can command the timeless wisdom of the ages?
24:53Now I know he's in trouble.
24:55Come on, Robot, we're gonna go get him.
24:57One moment, please.
24:58What is it?
25:00From now on, I would appreciate it if you would call me Golden Boy.
25:05Come on, Golden Boy.
25:12Silver service.
25:14Gold and jewels.
25:17At long last, I'm in my natural habitat.
25:20Surrounded by the things I need and love and deserve.
25:29Dr. Smith?
25:31Welcome to my home away from home, little one.
25:34Give the child an apricot.
25:36This tray is only silver, but I am gold.
25:39Yeah, you've told me that before.
25:41And Dr. Smith is clay by the looks of him.
25:45And his fruit tastes like putty.
25:48The child is obviously unaccustomed to delicate flavor.
25:51Poor and a privileged boy.
25:53We must do something for you.
25:54Noblesse, oblige, and all that sort of thing.
25:57How would you like to be my equerry, boy?
25:59I don't even know what an equerry is.
26:01And what's more, I don't know why you're acting so uppity unless you've lost your memory again.
26:05The memory banks of a thousand generations are within my grasp.
26:09Well, there's one memory of your own that ought to be enough to tell you that we're due for a
26:12liftoff pretty soon, and we've gotta get back.
26:14I am perfectly happy where I am.
26:17Dr. Smith, don't you see what's happening to you?
26:19You're beginning to look more and more like an alien.
26:21Don't be impudent, boy.
26:24I think I look rather majestic.
26:29Even my delicate back seems to be improved.
26:32Now hear this.
26:34I, Zachary Smith, the Omnipotent One,
26:36within whose brain resides the wisdom of the entire draconian civilization,
26:41will cut a swath of glory through the universe that will never be forgotten.
26:48Did you hear that, boy?
26:49Yeah, I heard it.
26:50But it sure doesn't sound like you, Dr. Smith.
26:58Oh, no, it doesn't, does it?
27:03Dr. Smith, the rock monsters!
27:05Oh!
27:06Oh, Mitchell!
27:07Go away!
27:07Go away!
27:08Stay back!
27:09Stay back!
27:09Do not touch me!
27:10You'll soil the gold!
27:12Danger!
27:12Danger!
27:13Danger!
27:14Danger!
27:21Go on, robot, blast him!
27:23I would rather not.
27:24It might hurt my delicate golden skin.
27:26Oh, how gentle.
27:27Go away!
27:28Go away!
27:29Oh, gentlemen, surely you remember me, friendly Zachary Smith?
27:33I assure you I have no designs upon your sinister machine.
27:36I merely want to make a scientific report on its capabilities.
27:39You may stop making with the alibis, Dr. Smith.
27:42I have just remembered that these alien organisms are not hostile.
27:45Are you sure?
27:46It is my computerized opinion that they believe you to be their master.
27:51And they wish to serve you.
27:53Do they indeed?
27:58Attention!
28:00About face!
28:04Well, they make very interesting house pits.
28:08I think I should appoint them my bodyguards at once.
28:11And you, sir, henceforth your name is Gog.
28:17And you, sir, henceforth your name is Ma...
28:19Is Magog.
28:24Well, William, what do you think of my omnipotence?
28:28I think you'd better forget about your omni...
28:30whatever you call it, and come back to the Jupiter,
28:32because that's where you belong.
28:39Leave me.
28:42Leave me.
28:45He has lost you, Will Robinson.
28:47It's six o'clock. They're starting the countdown.
28:49Look, you stay here and keep an eye on him until I get back.
28:52That I will, Will Robinson.
28:54But I still wish you would call me Golden Boy.
28:57All right, Golden Boy.
29:02The youth could have been destroyed quite easily, Dr. Smith.
29:06But we prefer to place the temptation of his presence before you...
29:10to learn where your loyalties lay.
29:13It is now clear where you belong.
29:15Approach the throne.
29:24Be seated.
29:27O ye former masters of Dranconus, may ye all rest in peace.
29:32Your servant has found one who is well suited to follow in your footsteps.
29:37Are you prepared to make a vessel of yourself...
29:40and receive the accumulated wisdom of Dranconus, Dr. Smith?
29:44I am.
29:47Let the procedure begin.
29:49You are entering upon this momentous responsibility of your own volition, Dr. Smith.
29:55Warning! Warning! Warning!
30:01T-90 and counting.
30:04Cabin pressure control.
30:06Cabin pressure control, go.
30:08Orbital attitude system?
30:10Orbital attitude system, go.
30:12John, don't you think we ought to stop this and wait until Will gets back?
30:15Honey, if we don't take off at 0800, we don't take off at all.
30:18He just better get back here.
30:20Mom! Dad!
30:21Will!
30:23Oh, Will, where have you been?
30:25Obviously, that briefing I gave you last night didn't register.
30:28Yes, it did, Dad, but when the robot came back all goldened up and without Dr. Smith...
30:32Oh, what?
30:33It doesn't matter now, Mom.
30:34What's important is Dr. Smith got himself all involved with this alien computer in the cave...
30:39and he won't listen to a thing that I say.
30:40Are you still with that cave bit?
30:42Don, I would have told you and everyone else about it last night, but you wouldn't listen.
30:46Well, you can tell me about it, dear.
30:48There's no time for that now, Mom.
30:49What's important is someone's got to go there and bring them back.
30:52Is the robot with Dr. Smith?
30:53Yes, sir. I left him there to keep an eye on him.
30:56All right.
30:58We'll postpone the countdown till we get back.
31:00Maybe we can speed up the check.
31:02And if we happen to speed up the check to a point where we forget a few minor details,
31:07like the fuel injection system...
31:09Don, don't you care what happens to Dr. Smith?
31:12As a matter of fact, well, no.
31:18This machine, your servant, awaits your command. What is your wish?
31:23I would like Golden Boy restored to his former vigor.
31:26What does your robot have that we do not have?
31:30Well, he's my chum, if you know what I mean.
31:34Dr. Smith, you are displaying a weakness for personal relationships,
31:38which have no place in the scheme of a machine and its master.
31:42Clearly, there is still much more that must be done for you.
31:46What?
31:47You must be made more receptive to our force.
31:52Oh, dear.
31:53Perhaps we'd better forget the whole thing.
31:55It is a little late for calling the whole thing off, Dr. Smith.
31:59You know too much about us.
32:24Dr. Smith?
32:25Who would be well advised to put away your guns,
32:30if you have something to communicate to me,
32:34be so good as to make it brief.
32:38My time is precious.
32:41So is ours.
32:42I wish to communicate with Dr. Smith,
32:45if you and he are the same.
32:47I am many persons.
32:50Within my brain resides the sum of all the wisdom of my ancestors.
32:58This Dr. Smith, whom you mention, is not one of them.
33:04He's really flipped out. There's nothing we can do here.
33:07That robot belongs with us.
33:10I think that you too belong with us.
33:12In another form.
33:14This other form that you mention,
33:17is it similar to your own?
33:21Yes, it is.
33:21Even if it were desirable, which it is not.
33:26You are asking me to return to a form of life
33:30which my ancestors abandoned a million generations ago.
33:37I'm asking you to return to the man that you really are.
33:40I am a draconian.
33:43I am the master of this machine.
33:47Are you sure the machine isn't master of you?
33:49That is impertinence.
33:52And I know how to deal with impertinence.
33:55Have a care.
33:57Look, Dr. Smith.
33:58I'm trying to get through to whatever little is left of your real identity.
34:02In less than one hour, the Jupiter 2 is leaving,
34:05and it is not coming back.
34:07Farewell.
34:10It's hopeless. Let's get out of here.
34:11Yeah. I'm gonna try something.
34:15That robot belongs to us.
34:18When we leave, he goes with us.
34:21Whether or not he is your property,
34:24he is now a member of the draconian servant class.
34:30He stays.
34:33Let's take him.
34:44You have performed nobly.
34:46You have overcome your weakness for personal relationships.
34:50O great Onyak, known as Dr. Smith in a former existence,
34:54the omnipotent powers of all draconis are now yours.
34:59Prepare to receive the mantle of mastery.
35:02These rise.
35:09Now prepare to fulfill your destiny,
35:12and become part of the cosmic brain.
35:18I am ready.
35:27If they don't get back pretty soon,
35:29we might not be able to make the escape quarter.
35:31Well, I'm sure your father's well aware of that, dear.
35:33I wonder what's keeping them so long.
35:35Look.
35:36Here they come now.
35:37Yes, but they're alone.
35:46Where's Dr. Smith and the robot, Dad?
35:49I'm sorry, son.
35:50I'm afraid Dr. Smith is lost to us.
35:53Now, we tried everything we could,
35:54but whatever that alien force did to him,
35:57it's obvious that he belongs with them now.
36:00So does the robot.
36:01That's because you didn't try hard enough.
36:03I've got to go get him!
36:04No, no, no, son. It's too late.
36:05There's no time.
36:07Don't you know that if there was any way of getting them out,
36:09we'd have done it?
36:10Yes, sir.
36:12Come on now, dear.
36:13You better strap into your couch.
36:14Your father and Don have a lot of work to do.
36:16And very little time to do it.
36:23Come on, Will.
36:24I'll be down in a minute.
36:26All right, well, don't be too long.
36:32T-minus 24 and counting.
36:35Initial guidance system.
36:37Initial guidance system, go.
36:42I didn't even get to say goodbye to them.
36:45Would it have helped, son?
36:46Even if you didn't know who you were?
36:52T-minus 23 and counting.
36:59T-minus 22 and counting.
37:00T-minus 23 and counting.
37:00T-minus 25 .
37:25T-minus 23 and counting,
37:34I am the great Onyek.
37:37Why do you come before me?
37:40I couldn't leave without saying goodbye to you and the robot, Dr. Smith.
37:44These are personal affections to which I cannot respond.
37:49If this is the only reason for your presence,
37:53you are free to go.
37:56Dr. Smith, I know you're not acting like yourself.
38:00That's why you don't understand me.
38:02But we may never get a chance to see each other again.
38:05And people usually say goodbye to each other when they've been good friends
38:08and have had good times together like I've had with you and the robot.
38:11I know nothing of these good times as you call them.
38:17Sure you do.
38:18Don't you remember all the heights and the rock hunting expeditions we'd go on?
38:22And all the chess games and the sing-songs and the picnics?
38:26What about the stories you'd tell me about your family back home on Earth?
38:29I have but one family, the draconian family.
38:35And I, the great Onyek, am its illustrious head.
38:40No, you're not.
38:41Underneath, you're still the real, Dr. Smith, and the robot's still the robot.
38:45I, I just can't leave either of you behind.
38:49Come off the machine, Dr. Smith.
38:51The machine will let you go if you just tell it that you don't belong.
38:54I belong where I belong.
38:57No, you belong with us and with the Jupiter.
39:01Take my hand, Dr. Smith.
39:02I'll lead you out of here.
39:04You try my patience, boy.
39:08Go.
39:10Go.
39:12I guess Dad was right.
39:14We've lost you.
39:17Goodbye, Dr. Smith.
39:18Take good care of yourself.
39:22I'd like to say goodbye to the robot, too.
39:25If you'll just reactivate him for me, just for a minute.
39:28How tiresome you earthlings are.
39:33However.
39:40I guess I could take you with me if I wanted to, Robert.
39:43Negative, Will Robinson.
39:44The alien force which courses through my computers is too strong.
39:48I am glad it had not destroyed my memory banks.
39:51That's one consolation.
39:53You haven't forgotten.
39:54I shall never forget you, Will Robinson.
39:57If you wish, you may autograph my suit of gold.
40:06There.
40:07Thank you, Will.
40:08And I love you, too.
40:10In my own fashion.
40:12You do not have much time left, Will Robinson.
40:14You had better go.
40:16You'll take good care of Dr. Smith?
40:18I shall serve him to the best of my ability.
40:22Well, I guess there's nothing else I can say but thank you.
40:26Goodbye, robot.
40:28Goodbye, Will Robinson.
40:33Goodbye, Dr. Smith.
40:54Dr. Smith.
40:56Oh, great Anyak.
41:04That is what I said.
41:07Surely it is not possible that the great Anyak has been moved by the sentimentalities of the young Earthling.
41:16He cried.
41:18The tears of an Earthling cannot be of any significance to the great Anyak.
41:23He almost made me cry.
41:28You are manifesting a grave and unforgivable weakness, O Anyak.
41:33By pitying the powers of this machine against the powers of a stripling's tears.
41:38It cannot be allowed.
41:42You are right.
41:44I must not be weak.
42:03I must not be weak.
42:17He said we went on hikes together.
42:17There is no harm.
42:31There is no harm.
42:32There is no harm.
42:34You are not told that.
42:37There is no harm.
42:47What time is it?
42:47And it would have been t-minus six and holding if we hadn't gotten back t-minus five and counting
42:56Wait wait for me
42:59Can't I can't go on not another step. I'm completely exhausted my back is extremely delicate
43:05I'm not strong enough. I'm not strong enough, please. What should I do? What should I do?
43:09Get on my tracks dr. Smith and ride piggyback what piggyback indeed. How dare you a man of my quality?
43:14What does that mean piggyback? It means get on my tracks and ride piggyback
43:19On your tracks. I'm frightened. I'm frightened. I fall off. You can do it dr. Smith. I can yes
43:26We must try yes. Yes, I'll try just a moment careful careful. I'm frightened. We can still make it yes
43:32Ah
43:41T-minus one minute and counting open fuel pre valves
43:47T-minus 30 seconds and counting uncaged gyros
43:53Jaros I can't
43:55I'm gonna stop
43:57Oh
43:58I'm gonna stop
44:02Hold tight
44:02Hold tight
44:03No
44:05Oh
44:07Oh dear
44:07Oh dear
44:09Oh dear
44:10Oh dear
44:10You cleverest
44:10Oh
44:12You clumsy clout
44:14On your feet
44:15On your feet Dr. Smith
44:15On your feet
44:16It's no use
44:17We can never make it now
44:18The countdown is almost over
44:2010
44:219
44:228
44:237
44:246
44:245
44:254
44:263
44:272
44:27They're gone
44:30Oh dear
44:32Oh dear
44:33What's to become of me now?
44:34No food
44:35No shelter
44:37No friend
44:38You have me Dr. Smith
44:40We have each other
44:41A fat lot of good you are
44:44How could they do this to me?
44:46How could they break my poor William's heart?
44:49Help!
44:53You're supposed to be gone
44:55Are you an apparition?
44:57Oh but heavens I fear my mind is becoming unbalanced
45:00We're not an apparition Dr. Smith
45:01We gave up the flight when we spotted you on the robot on our radar screen
45:05I knew you would come back for me
45:07That we never would have done Smith
45:08No we saw you on the screen before the liftoff
45:10Do you mean to tell me that had you been aloft you would never have come back for me?
45:14Well we'll let you figure that one out all by yourself
45:16On those long lonely nights you're going to spend here before we're ready to go again
45:21Oh dear
45:22Cheer up Dr. Smith we can play lots of chess games
45:25How exciting
45:26I'll even let you win a few
45:28That will not be necessary
45:30Gonna jump down turn around pick the golden nugget
45:33Gonna jump down turn around pick and gold all day
45:35Flat as a pancake you aluminum canary
45:38What?
45:39Me, me, me, me, me, me
45:41No, no
45:42Do, Re, Mi, Fa, Sol, La, Ti, Do
45:48I'm an excellent voice today
45:49And why should I waste my operatic talents on the likes of you?
45:53Come along
46:03What does that mean Dr. Smith?
46:05Ah my dear girl
46:06That was the romantic French language
46:08For a moment my mind took me back to the fabulous gaming tables at Monte Carlo
46:13Fet roser
46:14In pedestrian translation it means place your bets
46:17Well I don't know Dr. Smith
46:18Dad always taught me that gambling was
46:20I have told you repeatedly that this is not gambling
46:22I am merely trying to instruct you both in the intricacies of a gentleman's game
46:26Now place your chips on the number of your choice
46:28Well I guess it's alright if it's just instruction
46:31Of course it is
46:32Subsequently we may wish to pursue the subject more deeply and engage in practical applications
46:37Dr. Smith you are a con man and a shill
46:40Hold your tongue you bellicose bumpkin
46:42I merely wish to warn you
46:44Spare me the warnings and start spinning
46:45This is a final indignity
46:47Spin and turn your sensors off I want no peeking
46:56Ah number eight on the black an open number
46:58How unfortunate you are both losers
47:00However as they say in the gaming casinos
47:02Just a minute Dr. Smith there is something on number eight
47:05There can't be unless someone cheated
47:07I must warn you both
47:08The house rules are quite specific on cheating
47:10But it's not a chip Dr. Smith
47:12It looks like a gold coin
47:14Gold coin?
47:16Let me see
47:17I guess indeed it is
47:18Probably an artifact left from some ancient civilization
47:22Let's see if we can find some more
47:24But Dr. Smith we're supposed to be learning about the gentleman's game
47:27Not out looking for old gold pieces
47:29We are not just looking for old gold pieces
47:32The mere fact that the article could be of gold or platinum
47:35Is a matter of complete unconcern to me
47:37I was merely clearing my tapes
47:41If you clear them again in that tone of voice
47:43I shall erase your tapes permanently
47:45So beware
47:46Let us search on
47:53Dr. Smith!
47:53I think I found them
47:55What is it my dear?
47:57It looks like a metal ring
47:59This is perhaps the entrance to a treasure trove
48:02Caution is advised
48:04Silence Denny!
48:06Stand aside
48:07I think it's begun to move
48:09A half
48:24A half
48:25A half
48:26A half
48:27A half
48:29A half
48:31A half
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