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TV, Movie, Lost in Space (1965) S3E17 - Princess Of Space
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00:13What's the matter?
00:15What's going on here?
00:17Vader!
00:18All hands on deck!
00:20Can't I get one minute sleep when I...
00:24Don't set that automatic pilot!
00:29Vader!
00:30Pipe ball hands!
00:32Where are you, you worthless jellyfish, you spineless space wrangler?
00:36Oh, there you are.
00:38Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. You rang for me, sir?
00:42What's going on down there?
00:43It's the crew, sir. They're talking mutiny again.
00:46Oh, they are, are they? I'll make them walk the gangplank.
00:49They'll dance from the iron arm.
00:50Captain, no. We'd never get home without them.
00:52Oh, but they can't get back to Beta 3 without me, either.
00:55I'm still captain of this spacecraft.
00:58Besides, we're on our way home, aren't we?
01:00Yes, Captain, but five years in space has simply been too long.
01:03And you never did find the prize like you promised them you would.
01:07That's so.
01:11Now hear this, you miserable quitters, you filthy traitors!
01:19It's the automatic pilot, Captain.
01:20I believe he feels he can run the ship without you.
01:23Always sucks. I'll see.
01:29Captain, Captain, you shouldn't have done that.
01:31The crew would be very angry.
01:33Here they come.
01:35Quick, Captain. You're cutless.
01:37Well, that wouldn't do any good. I can't reduce them to tape.
01:39They're only worse than humans.
01:41Oh, but there's the electronic spear.
01:45I'll show them.
01:47Back! Back!
01:48You cowardly machines!
01:50Back! Back!
01:51You mechanical monsters!
01:52Back!
01:53Back!
01:54Back!
01:54I tell you, back!
01:56Ah!
01:58There!
01:59Ah!
02:00What happened?
02:01They've gone.
02:01I don't know.
02:02They just suddenly backed up.
02:03Oh, if I only had a human crew.
02:06Listen.
02:06It's a bell ringing.
02:08The telescope.
02:10It's ringing.
02:13Five years of searching for this thing.
02:15Five years of pointing it to human beings down there on Earth.
02:19Five years!
02:21And it never rang once.
02:22That planet we're passing is uninhabited, isn't it?
02:25There are no Earth people down there.
02:26Particularly the one special person we've been looking for.
02:34Fire all retros! Full speed astern!
02:37Captain, you can't stop now.
02:38You promised the crew you'd go home.
02:40You promised to give up this insane search.
02:42Oh, quiet chicken liver.
02:43I'll never give up.
02:45Man to space launch!
02:46Full speed astern!
02:48Muster a shore party!
02:49Hop lively mates!
02:50The prize is ours!
02:54Honey?
02:59Wake up.
03:00Sorry, Dad.
03:01Must be quite an interesting book you've got there.
03:03Oh, it's just one of my old children's books, I guess.
03:06Ah, fairy tales, huh?
03:08Honey, I want you and Will to run down to the spring.
03:10Tell Dr. Smith and the robot that they can stop counting insects for the rest of the afternoon.
03:13Okay, Dad.
03:15Oh, and while your mother and I are out taking star sightings, I want everyone to stay close to the
03:18ship, okay?
03:19Have fun, Mom.
03:20Okay.
03:23Imagine going to look at stars with your own husband.
03:26Yes, imagine.
03:31Well, did you ever dream that you were really somebody else?
03:35What?
03:35That maybe your own mother and father weren't your real mother and father?
03:39Sure.
03:40Well, I'm the president of the United States, you know.
03:42Come on, I'll race you to that rock and I'll just use one foot.
03:44No, like in some of these stories.
03:46Because, Mom, last night I had the funniest dream about the most beautiful palace.
03:53Girls.
03:54The trouble with boys is you don't have any imagination.
03:58I don't see there's anything wrong with the palace.
04:00As long as you know you're pretending.
04:22The shoe fits.
04:29Well, it's high on the shoes.
04:32All right.
04:33Hop aboard the carpet.
04:34Lively now.
04:35You want to be a princess or don't you?
04:36Come here.
04:38Hey.
04:40Hey!
06:07Careful with that cargo, you miserable misfits.
06:11Now easy alongside.
06:13Easy does it. That's a human being in there.
06:17Eh, that's it.
06:18Now secure the rockets.
06:21Batten the airlocks.
06:22Out of my way.
06:24They just bought our prize.
06:25Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
06:36Put it right there.
06:37Captain, haven't you better take it somewhere else for unwrapping?
06:41Good. Thank you.
06:45Now, don't you worry, my dear.
06:47You're safe.
06:49I'm not gonna harm you. Don't worry about it now.
06:51Eh.
07:11Princess.
07:13How did you get in there?
07:15Who are you?
07:16Oh, I don't know.
07:17Oh, dear, what are we gonna do now?
07:18If the crew sees you only caught a boy...
07:20Shut up!
07:20This is your fault, Fader.
07:22Hey, wait a minute.
07:23I should have gone on that short party myself
07:24instead of just sending my voice.
07:26Captain, please, not so loud.
07:28I've listened to your chicken advice for the last time.
07:30Now, cut that out.
07:31It's not his fault I'm a boy.
07:33And besides, if you are a captain,
07:35that's sure no way to act.
07:36Well, now, you hear that, Fader?
07:38At least we got ourselves a human being from Earth.
07:40You are, aren't you, my brave little laddie?
07:43Um, but, yeah, I guess so.
07:45Well, don't be afraid of me.
07:47Only cowards like him are afraid of me.
07:49Come here.
07:51Now, you see, we're from the planet Beta.
07:55And for a very long time, we've been looking,
07:58everybody's been looking for our princess.
08:00Princess Alpha.
08:01Well, is she lost or something?
08:03There was trouble.
08:04A threatened revolution by the machines.
08:07But a nurse escaped with the baby princess
08:09to hide her on Earth.
08:10All right, that's enough.
08:11Yes.
08:12She switched babies in a hospital, maybe.
08:15Nobody knows for sure.
08:17But somewhere, our princess is still alive.
08:19You know, that's just like the dream that my sister had.
08:22Quiet.
08:24You're what?
08:26Uh, well, this person I know had a dream.
08:32Didn't think I'd be in it.
08:34A person, huh?
08:37Now, tell me the truth, laddie.
08:38Are there any more human beings down on that planet?
08:41Well, I might have bumped into one or two here and there.
08:47Male or female?
08:49Uh, well, I don't notice girls.
08:51Uh, no, no, no, no girls.
08:53No.
08:54Well, in particular, one who'd be maybe...
08:56About 13 years old.
08:58All right, I know.
08:59Uh, maybe 13 years old by now?
09:02Uh, no, no one in particular like that.
09:05Yeah, we'll find out if you're telling the truth.
09:07Yeah.
09:08But, uh, sir, I'm telling the truth.
09:10All right, just be quiet.
09:12Sir.
09:13What are you waiting for?
09:14Open the door.
09:15Oh, yes, sir, yes, sir, yes, sir.
09:16Oh, the things I have to move on, I tell you.
09:21Out of my way this way.
09:24Here, laddie, go on.
09:25Now.
09:32Come along, laddie.
09:37Now, about that 13-year-old girl.
09:39I didn't mention any 13-year-old girl.
09:42There's no one like that on our planet.
09:43Yeah, well, we'll soon find out.
09:51You lied to me, won't you, you worthless little welter.
09:54Captain, no.
09:55Don't do that to him.
09:56Of course I won't.
09:58Not yet.
09:59Keep him here as a hostage fader.
10:00Let him clean up after the crew.
10:03I'm going ashore myself.
10:05If there's one word about mutiny while I'm gone,
10:07I'll hang you off in the yard yard.
10:09But that's the word of Captain Crasswell.
10:17Wow.
10:18Our captain's been at sea too long, I'm afraid.
10:20What was he talking about?
10:22I don't see any crew.
10:23Shh, shh, shh, shh.
10:25You mean these?
10:27But these are nothing but regular old computers.
10:30Ow!
10:31Just a little shock, that's all.
10:33There are some people on Beta who say the computers are getting out of hand.
10:36But I'm not one of them, of course.
10:38Oh, sir.
10:39Gary, he's a little messy at times.
10:44Oh, dear.
10:45She wants a glass of oil, I guess.
10:48We'd better hurry.
10:55Well, where are they?
10:58But it's true, I tell you.
10:59I saw the slippers right there.
11:01Yes, indeed.
11:02A mirage, perhaps.
11:03And then the red carpet unfolded right in front of them.
11:06But when I looked back, it was gone.
11:08Penny, my dear.
11:09A charming fantasy, not at all uncommon in a girl your age.
11:14Well, if you don't believe me, where's Will?
11:16I can't find him anyplace.
11:17Probably back at the Jupiter, too, where we should all be right now, having something lovely to eat and a
11:22nice little nap.
11:23Ah, what have we here?
11:25Oh, that's my book.
11:27I guess I left it.
11:28Ah, yes.
11:30I see it all now.
11:31Fairy tales full of castles and kings and pirates.
11:38What's that?
11:40I don't know.
11:41Penny?
11:42Come along.
11:46Robot, why doesn't he believe me?
11:48I compute that you are telling the truth, Penny.
11:51Thanks.
11:59Howdy, mate.
12:01Did you address me, sir?
12:03Well, I was just cruising by and I seem to have lost my bearings.
12:06Lost your bearings?
12:07Yeah, lost your bearings.
12:09Who are you?
12:10Are you a pirate?
12:12Oh, now, if that don't be at all.
12:14Here I come looking for some friendly information about the natives of these here parts.
12:18Well, actually, my dear, sir, I know very little about this territory.
12:21So, if you'll excuse me.
12:31Somewhere around here.
12:33Somewhere close.
12:39Oh, this way.
12:52It's a mistake.
12:53Fedor was right.
12:54The whole thing is a mistake.
12:56All those years of searching.
12:57And this bastard thing doesn't even work.
13:00Oh, please don't cry.
13:01I'm sure it'll be all right.
13:03Excuse me, sir.
13:04What's the matter?
13:11Oh, your majesty.
13:19Help me.
13:20Help me.
13:21Help me.
13:21Mr. Smith.
13:22William, where are we?
13:23I demand an explanation, sir.
13:25Where are we?
13:26And where is Tenny?
13:27I sent her up here ahead of us.
13:28Don't worry.
13:29She's safe.
13:30But where are we?
13:31Answer me.
13:32It wants you here.
13:33I'll explain, Dr. Smith.
13:34Oh, no, you won't.
13:35You'll stay here and do your chores.
13:37Keep the crew pacified.
13:38No.
13:38Dr. Smith, please help me.
13:40But don't just lie there, you cowardly clump.
13:43Help us.
13:44I immobilized him.
13:45You doddering dunderhead just when I needed you most.
13:49My dear sir, I promise you, we did not mean to offend.
13:54I'm sure this is all just a misunderstanding.
13:57Yeah, well, I'm sure I have no time to waste on the likes of you.
14:00Get away from me.
14:01Wait, don't kill him.
14:02Oh, let go of me, laddie.
14:08I, I, I, I wouldn't go down there, ma'am.
14:10But what's happening?
14:11What's he going to do to him?
14:12I can't bear to tell you.
14:13He's a terrible man.
14:14A terrible man.
14:19Now, where's Dr. Smith?
14:21Well, I figured the princess would prefer a little quiet around here.
14:25Oh, my dear.
14:27Oh, my dear.
14:28Oh, my dear.
14:33Dr. Smith?
14:36Where's Dr. Smith?
14:37What have you done to him?
14:38Oh, now, I only reduced him to tape.
14:40That's all.
14:42There we are.
14:43That's him.
14:45It's Dr. Smith.
14:46I don't believe him.
14:48You don't believe me?
14:49Well, you better be sure you don't sweep him out with the trash.
14:52Captain Cridesma.
15:08Captain Cridesma.
15:10Here, boy.
15:11What's the matter with you?
15:12He said this was Dr. Smith.
15:14Oh, that stupid brute.
15:16But it just looks like a piece of tape from a taker machine or a computer or something.
15:20Well, someday we'll get back at that tyrant.
15:22You mean it's true?
15:24Of course.
15:25The people on Beta figured out how to do that a long time ago.
15:27To reduce a person to tape.
15:29It's much handier for travel and so on.
15:31You simply transmit the tape and then reconstruct the person at the other end.
15:35You mean we can put them back together again?
15:37Come on, do it.
15:38Hurry.
15:39Oh, no, boy.
15:40I wouldn't dare.
15:40Captain Cridesma would slice us both up with a real cutlass.
15:43Hey, there, up to the bridge.
15:46On the double.
15:47Now, wait a minute.
15:48You don't like him, do you?
15:49Now, you've got to help me save Penny.
15:51Because she's no more a princess than I am.
15:54She's not?
15:55No.
15:56Well, of course I'll help you then.
15:58But...
15:59Hurry up, chicken liver.
16:01But not now, boy.
16:01Not now.
16:02Now, will you please wait?
16:04Be careful.
16:04Dr. Smith doesn't get torn.
16:09I'm sorry, Dr. Smith.
16:10I'll try not to wrinkle you.
16:17Just because I dreamed I was a princess doesn't mean that I...
16:20Never mind.
16:20You were born in a hospital, weren't you?
16:22Well, you don't need to shout at me.
16:24Yes, I guess I was born in a hospital.
16:27And you're the right age, aren't you?
16:28And my telescope tinkled, didn't it?
16:31Captain Craspo, if you can't be more polite, I'm not going to answer any more of your questions.
16:35Oh, there.
16:36Isn't she beautiful?
16:37Did you ever in your life see anybody who acted more like a lady, like a princess?
16:43Well, sir, I, um...
16:45Smile, fader.
16:46Say yes.
16:47You're on cosmic camera.
16:49You mean somebody's watching us?
16:51On beta?
16:51Of course, you idiot.
16:52I wanted the royal palace to see and hear the good news.
16:56Oh, uh...
16:56You'll have to excuse an old sea captain's bad manners, ma'am, but, uh...
17:00Uh, won't you sit down?
17:01Please sit down.
17:02No, thank you.
17:03I wouldn't like to sit down.
17:04Uh, well, I think you'll find the sofa most comfortable.
17:09All right.
17:12I wish you'd explain.
17:14Of course, of course.
17:15Just a moment, miss.
17:17If this girl is really from beta, then she should remember her babyhood.
17:21Perhaps you should ask her a few questions.
17:24Shh.
17:25What's the matter, dear?
17:26Isn't that soft enough?
17:28Yes.
17:28Just a little bumpy, that's all.
17:30Uh, I didn't hear what you said.
17:32It's just a little bumpy.
17:34Oh, a little bumpy, is it?
17:36There.
17:37That's better.
17:41A pea.
17:42There was nothing under that cushion but a pea, fader.
17:46Oh, good heavens.
17:49The telephone, the radio.
17:51Answer it, fader.
17:52Yes, sir.
17:53This is all so exasperating.
17:58What is going on?
18:00Not a thing, my dear.
18:01Not a thing.
18:04Captain, I am not a princess.
18:07I'm Penny Robinson.
18:10Now, now, take it easy.
18:12Every girl wants to be a princess, doesn't she?
18:14Not really.
18:15I mean, I don't know.
18:17What about my own mother and father?
18:19Oh, of course.
18:20You haven't had a chance to think about it yet, but Beta is a beautiful planet.
18:24All it needs is a princess on the throne to make it like heaven.
18:27You mean they need a queen?
18:29There's nobody left in the royal family but an old Dowager aunt, and she just hasn't got
18:34the power anymore.
18:35Power?
18:35To make the royal scepter work.
18:37To protect the people.
18:38To keep down the evil machines.
18:40Captain!
18:42It was her.
18:43The royal aunt.
18:44She was watching.
18:45She spoke to me.
18:46Well, why didn't you call me, you bastard?
18:47It wasn't necessary, sir.
18:49She wants to inspect the girl herself.
18:51In person.
18:52What?
18:52She's coming here.
18:53She's going to be transmitted by radio.
18:55She'll be here in four hours, and she's bringing the royal scepter, just in case.
18:59You mean she's coming to see me?
19:00Oh, don't ask foolish questions.
19:02We ain't got work to do.
19:03Come, my dear.
19:12Be careful.
19:13You're crumpling him.
19:14Now, you stay out of this, laddie.
19:15I need Dr. Smith worse than you do.
19:18The princess needs him.
19:20She'll need him when she's queen.
19:22The queen has the power to appoint the royal chancellor.
19:24Even the prime minister.
19:26What are you talking about?
19:28Here he comes.
19:31Dr. Smith, are you all right?
19:33William, where am I?
19:35What happened to me?
19:36I'll explain later, Your Excellency.
19:38Excellency?
19:39Ah, yes, of course.
19:41Excellency, it appears to be that I did hear that there was a vacancy in the prime ministry.
19:46Dr. Smith, don't listen to him.
19:48You've got to save us.
19:49You've got to save Penny.
19:50Please, William, not now.
19:52Not now.
19:53This way, sir, please.
19:55But, but, but, Dr. Smith.
19:57Won't anybody help?
20:04Judy, did you see them?
20:05They weren't over there.
20:06I've been calling and calling.
20:07Did you radio Dad to come back?
20:09Listen, there's someone in there.
20:11Oh, it's you, Smith.
20:12Where did the kids go?
20:13I can't even find the robot.
20:15Yes, yes, of course.
20:15Would you excuse me?
20:16I'm in rather a hurry.
20:17Wait a minute.
20:18What's this?
20:19Dr. Smith, what are you doing with this picture?
20:21Well, it's on Marine's Bureau.
20:23Well, of course it does.
20:23It's Penny at the age of six weeks.
20:26The old aunt will be most interested.
20:28What are you talking about?
20:29And Penny's baby hair.
20:31And Mother's old diary.
20:32Give these things back.
20:34People on beta are much smarter than we are.
20:36Don't you understand?
20:37Penny's memory will be tested.
20:38Smith, you're out of your mind again.
20:40You'd better start explaining.
20:41God.
20:43I thought you'd need some help, maybe.
20:45It's all right, Judy.
20:46Not to worry.
20:47I'm sorry, miss.
20:48He'll only be unconscious three or four hours.
20:49That's all the time we'll need.
20:50Now, tell me quickly.
20:51Are you a good hair truster?
20:52What?
20:53What?
20:53Who are you?
20:55Dr. Smith?
20:56Judy, please.
20:57We all want to be saved, don't we?
20:59Wouldn't you like to be a countess?
21:02What are you saying?
21:03John!
21:04There, now, keep quiet.
21:05I won't hurt anybody.
21:06Take her down to the longbow.
21:07Go on, hurry up.
21:08No, no, no.
21:12Easy there, matey.
21:18There you are.
21:20Now, come along with me, matey.
21:25This is Major West?
21:28Are you sure?
21:30Positive.
21:30And I have your sister here.
21:33Someplace.
21:34I'll find her.
21:35Well, I'm trying.
21:36I'm trying.
21:37Hurry.
21:37Steady, Penny.
21:38Steady.
21:39You had it in your hand coming back in the longbow, sir.
21:41But I haven't got it now.
21:42Oh, here we are.
21:45I knew I had her someplace.
21:47They're really in no danger, Penny dear.
21:49I've been through it myself.
21:51Dr. Smith, what's the matter with you?
21:52You're helping him.
21:54We have no choice, Penny.
21:55What else can we do?
21:56It's the only way we can all be safe.
21:58Now, there are three and a half hours left to get you ready.
22:01You better make up your mind.
22:02Do you want to be a princess or don't you?
22:03I don't know.
22:05Well, you'd better decide.
22:07And fast.
22:09No.
22:10No, wait.
22:13What did you have in mind, my dear?
22:15Oh, please.
22:16Please, I'll do anything you say.
22:18Only please don't burn them.
22:20There, there, Penny.
22:21It's quite all right.
22:22There's no harm done.
22:23Captain Crasper wouldn't have really burned them up, would you?
22:26Oh, of course not.
22:27I would have had them returned in a jiffy.
22:29But it says that we have no time to waste while you make up your mind.
22:32You want me to pretend I'm a princess, don't you?
22:35And you want me to fool that poor old woman who's coming
22:38just so you can win your dirty old prize.
22:40There's more to be won than that, Penny dear.
22:42Much more for all of us.
22:44Just remember, she's your aunt, Aunt Gamma.
22:47Royal children call her Gammy.
22:49Gammy, Penny dear, isn't that a lovely name?
22:52Vader has collected thousands of these kind of details
22:54that you should be remembering if you're a real beta child.
22:57But I'm not.
22:58I can't even remember how to curse him.
23:01And in three and a half hours, how could I possibly fool anyone?
23:05If I don't, she'll probably have us all beheaded.
23:08Oh, but, Penny, don't say that.
23:12Well, then we're all together.
23:16Because I won't be beaten.
23:17I won't give up.
23:22Penny, in three and a half hours, I shall make you a princess
23:25or resign from the Prime Ministry forever.
23:28Come along, dear.
23:29There's not a moment to lose.
23:30I feel instinctively that this will be my most important creation.
23:34Very well.
23:35But be careful of those pins, maestro, or you will create a sieve.
23:39Stare me your feeble attempts at human, nanny.
23:42Time is of the essence.
23:42I have exactly three and a half hours to transform Penny into a princess.
23:47Less talk, more work, or you will not make it.
23:50Never fear.
23:51Smith is here.
23:52Faster!
23:54Yes, yes.
23:55Faster, faster, movie.
23:56Faster.
23:57And two and three and four and one and two and three and...
24:04Oh, no, no, Penny.
24:05This is so important.
24:06Don't you realize that?
24:07Now, let's try it again.
24:09And for heaven's sake, do watch carefully.
24:12So, one and two and three and four...
24:28All right, Your Highness.
24:30Now, the royal throne will be over there.
24:33Over there?
24:34Yes, the throne.
24:36Now, when you walk through the door, I will give the order for the drums to roll.
24:40Then, you will take a step and wait.
24:44A step and wait.
24:46A step and wait.
24:48Come on, try it.
24:49Step and wait.
24:51Step and wait.
24:53Faster!
24:54Put some elbow grease into it, laddie.
24:56One spot on that deck or you'll get 40 lashes.
24:5850 lashes.
24:59Faster, faster!
25:05Penny, how can you go along with all of this?
25:07Shh!
25:08And this is a picture of your cousin, the Archduke, and his three daughters.
25:13Iota, Kappa, and Sylvia.
25:15There, these, these are the, these are the, them.
25:18And, and, and this one, this, this, this picture here is a picture taken at the Summer Palace of the
25:25Baron and Baroness Grabowski.
25:27He's an uncle on your mother's side, twice removed.
25:29And they're...
25:29Faster, faster!
25:31Yes, sir!
25:32Faster, faster!
25:34Faster!
25:34A robot's work is never done.
25:36Piction and elocution most important for a princess.
25:39Now listen carefully and repeat after me.
25:42The beats in beta boil better on the burner.
25:45The beats in beta boil better on the burner.
25:47The beats in beta boil better on the burner.
25:49The beats in beta boil better on the burner.
25:51The beats in beta boil better on the burner.
25:51Stop it! Stop it!
25:52Oh, I can't do it!
25:54I can't!
25:55I can't!
25:56I can't!
25:57Oh, I'm sorry, Captain Krastor.
26:05The beats in beta boil better on the burner.
26:08The beats in beta boil better on the burner.
26:10The beats in beta boil better on the burner.
26:12The beats in beta boil better on the burner.
26:15Hey, hurry up!
26:17Something's happening!
26:18The Royal Radio Signal's coming in, sir.
26:19Oh, this is it, men.
26:20Fall in!
26:22I'm so nervous.
26:23I feel faint.
26:24Turn!
26:24Hut!
26:29Isn't there anyone around here who can control those beastly machines?
26:32I beg your pardon, what did you say?
26:34I said, isn't there anyone around here who can control those beastly machines?
26:39Oh, yes, ma'am.
26:40Shut up! Stop that music, you bastard!
26:44Oh, pardon me, ma'am. For shame, Captain, for shame.
26:49Excuse the language, Your Majesty.
26:51Quite suitable.
26:53Well, help me down.
27:01Now, which one of you is this girl I'm supposed to inspect?
27:05Well, I don't think she's quite ready yet, Your Majesty.
27:08But that's nothing unusual for her.
27:10Hush, William.
27:11Your Majesty, the Captain asked me to prepare a bill of particulars, the girl's credentials.
27:16That can wait.
27:17May I present myself, Your Majesty.
27:19I am Dr. Zachary Smith, long-time friend, protector and guardian of the lovely child.
27:25I'm sure you must have heard of me.
27:27And may I say that I have always had an instinctive feeling that there was some mystery about her.
27:33Some glorious secret of her origin.
27:36You may say it, Dr. Smith, but it won't do any good.
27:40Now, Captain, where is she?
27:43Right this way, Your Majesty.
27:47Really?
28:09Oh, hi.
28:12Wow.
28:12Is that really you, Penny?
28:14Hush with him.
28:15Stand up, Charlie.
28:24You're very pretty.
28:26She's so beautiful, I think I'm going to cry.
28:29Your Majesty, may I present this lovely child whom I have had the honor to know thus far as Miss
28:34Penny Robertson.
28:36Oh, shut up!
28:38Get out of here, all of you.
28:39Leave us alone.
28:40But, Your Majesty, it is I, whoever...
28:42Out!
28:42Yes, yes.
28:43Yes, I quite understand.
28:44I've...
28:49Come with me, child.
28:52Come, come.
28:53Don't be afraid.
29:00There, there.
29:02That's a good child.
29:08Sit here, my dear.
29:11I don't think Dr. Smith meant any harm, Your Majesty.
29:14I suppose you'd prefer to call me Aunt Gammy?
29:19Aunt Gammy?
29:21Oh, yes.
29:22That does seem to sound familiar in the back of my memory somewhere.
29:26Oh, I don't know how I could have forgotten.
29:28And you look exactly like all my dear sister's children used to.
29:33I suppose you know that, too.
29:35No.
29:36No, I didn't.
29:37But I'm so glad you told me.
29:40Hmm.
29:45Uh...
29:46They did show me some pictures of the royal family.
29:50And it did seem that some faces were rather familiar.
29:55For instance, do you have a cousin named, uh...
29:58Oh, stop that, child.
30:05Well...
30:05Do you know how long I've been searching for my niece?
30:12All I was told was that...
30:14Princess Alpha was hidden someplace on Earth by a nurse years ago.
30:19Captain Crasbo said the nurse sent a message back.
30:22K-1-2-B-6 or something like that.
30:26A garbled message.
30:28The last we ever heard.
30:34Don't you know how desperately the people of Beta need their princess?
30:39To keep our beastly machines under control.
30:43I'm not afraid of machines.
30:46The real Princess Alpha wouldn't be.
30:49In her hands.
30:51In her hands only.
30:53The magic of the royal scepter will work.
30:57Magic?
30:58Of course.
31:00For instance, I can materialize the scepter out of thin air.
31:05But that's as far as my power.
31:09What's the matter, child?
31:12Didn't Captain Crasbo explain this to you?
31:15Well, I just didn't know that the people on Beta believed in magic, that's all.
31:20Well, if people don't believe in magic, they'll turn into machines themselves.
31:28Now, it says on that paper that that awful Crasbo has been trying to cheat.
31:35He's been teaching you to lie to me.
31:39What? Well, you see, ma'am...
31:41Oh, never mind.
31:45Anyone who would lie about a thing as important as this
31:50should be boiled in oil, don't you think?
31:52Yes.
31:54I mean, no.
31:56Oh, this is very important to me, ma'am.
31:59In fact, it's important to my whole family.
32:02Stop sniveling.
32:08Just answer one question, child.
32:11Are you my niece, or aren't you?
32:16I'm...
32:18I'm...
32:19Oh, I don't know.
32:20Oh, I hate myself.
32:24Well, of course you don't know.
32:27Oh, that's just the right answer, Alpha dear.
32:33Alpha?
32:34Of course.
32:35I knew it was you the minute I saw you.
32:38And I've never been wrong about anything.
32:41Your eyes are just the right distance apart.
32:51Captain Craspo.
32:54All present and accounted for, Your Majesty.
32:56You wish to make an announcement, I presume?
32:58I do.
32:59Captain Craspo.
33:01Will you please be kind enough to put yourself in the brig?
33:05To what?
33:06And you, whoever you are?
33:08Fedor, Your Majesty, ship steward 14th class.
33:10You are the new acting captain here.
33:13I am, ma'am.
33:15You heard her, you conniving tyrant!
33:17Now, hand me that tape!
33:18Why, you ungrateful ingrate!
33:20Into the brig!
33:21Why, you double-crossing little, what did you put in that letter you blasted?
33:26On the double!
33:27March!
33:27Of all the injustice.
33:29After a whole lifetime of faithful service, I obey.
33:32March!
33:35Stop that dreadful man!
33:38Your Majesty, I think you are much too merciful.
33:41I, of course, am completely innocent of any wrongdoing.
33:44I'm sure.
33:45Now, look, Your Majesty.
33:47If you think you're gonna do something to my sister just for pretending...
33:50Oh, no, no, no, no.
33:51No, Captain Craspo is being punished for his lack of faith.
33:55That's all.
33:57You see, Will, I guess maybe I'm not really your sister.
34:01But I'll still love you as much.
34:03What?
34:03Of course she will.
34:05She'll love all of us.
34:07And we'll never have any more trouble from those nasty machines.
34:10Will we, Alpha dear?
34:12Alpha?
34:13Oh, what a lovely name, Your Majesty.
34:15I proclaim a holiday.
34:17Long live Princess Alpha.
34:19You, sir, are dismissed.
34:21Yes, Your Majesty.
34:22Yes.
34:25Dreadful man.
34:26We'll have to dispose of him.
34:28But this is a time for only happy thoughts.
34:34But that wasn't helping us any.
34:36Let go of me, boy.
34:37I got rid of Captain Craspo, didn't I?
34:39Well, yes.
34:40But now that old lady thinks Penny's a princess.
34:42And what's worse, Penny thinks so herself.
34:44Of course.
34:45And now we've got to get ready for the coronation.
34:47She's gonna give your sister the scepter boy, the magic scepter.
34:51Just wait and see how I've helped.
34:53But, Phaidor!
35:05Come closer.
35:06Come closer.
35:08Success is almost ours.
35:10We'll all see, won't they, my friends?
35:12Just before we blow them to Adam's, huh?
35:14Because when Aunt Gamma hands that stupid little girl the scepter, I'll be there to grab it.
35:19Don't you worry.
35:20And when we have the scepter, Beta will be ours.
35:24At last, we will control the universe.
35:28Oh, how long I've waited for this glorious day.
35:34Mother, you've been making a coat for me.
35:37My captain's coat.
35:39Mother, how wonderful of you.
35:41Thank you so very much.
35:44It's very pretty.
35:45I like it very, very much.
35:47We'll show them, won't we?
36:02Captain Craspo?
36:03Captain Craspo?
36:05Oh, leave me alone.
36:07Captain Craspo, you have to listen.
36:10Now, is it possible that a ship steward, 14th class, could be a machine, a computer, a spy, maybe?
36:16You're against me.
36:17You're all against me.
36:18And after all those years of faithful searching, searching...
36:22Listen!
36:23Now, I said I was over by that computer place, and I saw Fedor go in there.
36:28Get out!
36:29Why did you come here to taunt me?
36:31Did I really hurt anybody?
36:32Did I keelhold you at the start like I should've?
36:34Now, get out, you ungrateful!
36:37Captain Craspo!
36:42It's locked!
36:43He locked it!
36:44Captain Fedor!
36:47Captain Craspo, you've got to listen!
36:49Oh, if that don't beat off, that little pipsqueak, you're all pipsqueak.
36:54Every last one of you.
36:55Royal Ant.
36:57Princess Phony.
36:58Yeah, and all you Robinsons, too.
37:00And you're nothing but a dirty quitter.
37:03But I'll never be beaten, because I'll never give up.
37:05I hate you.
37:08Hey!
37:09Hey!
37:09Hey, laddie!
37:11Did I hear you say something about computers?
37:14Machines?
37:16Fedor is one.
37:18Well, get me out of here!
37:19Don't just stand there!
37:20Yes, sir.
37:26Can't you hurry up and get him out of there?
37:29Here he comes.
37:30He'll be quite comfortable.
37:32There's really nothing to it.
37:37Where am I?
37:38Nothing to worry about, Major West.
37:40The Robinsons' remaining daughter will explain it all to you.
37:44Remaining daughter?
37:45Yes.
37:45Judy.
37:46We're in rather a hurry just now.
37:48On with the coronation.
37:50Coronation?
37:50There's no reason for concern, Major.
37:52It's all for the best.
37:53Well, whatever's good for you must mean trouble for everyone else, Smith.
37:55Bear me the insults.
37:57Now, you tell me what this is all about.
37:59Now, that's enough, Major West.
38:00If you interfere in any way,
38:02I'll have Captain Fedor order his computers to...
38:06To...
38:06Well, where are they?
38:08What happened to those nasty computers that were here?
38:11I thought it best to keep the crew below decks
38:13till after the coronation, Your Majesty.
38:15Oh, how very thoughtful.
38:17Now, come along.
38:18You'll see.
38:20We're all going to live happily ever after.
38:23Oh, I hope so.
38:24I do hope so.
38:31Soon.
38:33Very soon.
38:34Be patient.
38:37There.
38:37That one got it.
38:38Get me out.
38:45Harder.
38:46Harder.
38:46Harder.
38:47Here.
38:47Use this.
38:47What is it?
38:48My telescope.
38:49It started this whole mess.
38:51My princess finder.
38:52It's a worthless hunk of junk.
38:53Go on.
38:53Hit it.
39:00Coronation music.
39:01Hey.
39:02Help.
39:02Hit it harder.
39:03Hit it.
39:04Yeah, that did it.
39:05I'll charge.
39:16Shh.
39:17Wait for the scepter now.
39:18Wait till I give the signal to attack.
39:30I'm so sorry, Your Majesty.
39:32Are you ready for the coronation, Your Majesty?
39:34Quite ready, thank you.
39:35Let us proceed.
39:37Yes, Your Majesty.
39:48Isn't it all exciting?
39:49Why don't you keep quiet?
39:51Start the drums.
39:52Drums.
40:03What are we going to do?
40:05Don't worry.
40:06It's all right.
40:07As soon as this nonsense is over, I'll find a way to get us out of this.
40:32You look ravishing, my dear.
40:34Simply ravishing.
40:35I do hope you won't forget your devoted friend, Dr Smith, in your hour of triumph.
40:40I don't think this is such an hour of triumph.
40:43I feel just like crying.
40:45But I quite understand, my dear.
40:47I always cry at coronations.
40:49Will you stop this silly chatter?
40:53Oh, my dear.
40:54In the name of the good people of Beta, I will now command the royal scepter to appear.
41:00Are you ready to receive the symbol and instrument of your royal power, Your Majesty?
41:05I guess so.
41:07I mean, yes.
41:10Behold.
41:13How magnificent.
41:16I now present thee with this, the magic scepter.
41:22Stop!
41:26Stop!
41:29All right, freighter.
41:30I'm on to you.
41:31Your hour has come.
41:36Captain Craspo, how dare you?
41:39Arrest this man.
41:40Seize him.
41:41Hang him.
41:41Oh, no, you don't.
41:42This is the real Cutlass this time.
41:44And this is an atomizer.
41:45And anybody moves, gets erased.
41:47Why, you.
41:48You traitorous barbarian.
41:50And you.
41:51Please shut up.
41:52Ma'am, Your Majesty.
41:53Listen to that.
41:54This man Fader here.
41:56Captain Craspo, the telescope, it was ringing.
41:59Well, what of it?
42:00Let go of my arm.
42:00It wasn't pointing at Penny.
42:02It was pointing at the robot.
42:03Well, the crazy thing did that before.
42:05It's no good.
42:06Now let go of my arm.
42:07Wait a minute.
42:07I've got an idea.
42:09Attack!
42:10Up the machines!
42:11Down the people!
42:33Down the people!
42:34Stop!
42:38Go away.
42:39Come with me!
42:40Ah!
42:43Oh!
42:51Oh!
42:52Oh!
42:52Oh!
42:53Oh!
42:53Oh!
42:53Oh!
42:54Oh!
42:55Oh!
42:55No way!
42:57What, does it work? Do something!
43:01Everyone, get in there!
43:08No, I turn the door!
43:10Affirmative.
43:14Hurry, Major! Do something!
43:17Hold on, I'll try to stay over.
43:20Hurry!
43:23I can't get the hang of this antiquated equipment.
43:27This is going to be the automatic controller here!
43:34He did it!
43:36All right, Peter, this is it!
43:38Attack! Attack! Destroy!
43:42You little punks, I warn you!
43:52Stand back! I warn you!
43:54Do not come closer! I warn you!
44:00After him! After him!
44:03I wonder how long the robot can hold off those machines.
44:05Wait, I've got an idea!
44:07Make it fast, Will.
44:08Remember that garbled message the nurse sent years ago?
44:11That K-1-2-B-6?
44:12That's like the sequence we used to program the robot.
44:15Now, suppose that nurse hid the baby princess and then reduced her to tape.
44:19Now, where would be the perfect place to hide the tape?
44:21I get it. Now, what are those numbers? K-12?
44:24B-6.
44:24Got it.
44:27Warning! Warning! Stay back!
44:28Hold on. The formlets materialize. The real princess is K-12-B-6.
44:32Check.
44:32Materialize her at once.
44:33All primitive.
44:39Attack him! Attack him!
44:42Get back! Stay back there! Don't come near me!
44:44I am program! Stand back! Stand back!
44:49Hold it! Stop it!
45:14It's all right, everyone. The real princess is here.
45:24Oh, my dear. My darling. It's you. Really you this time.
45:30And Gammy! Ah!
45:34Those nasty machines ran away the moment they saw you.
45:38And as for you, my dear, everyone has a right to be wrong once, don't they?
45:44Yes, ma'am.
45:45Oh, but here. You'd better take this.
45:50Point it at him! Hurry!
45:51No! No, no! Please!
46:00Look! There's nothing left of him but a computer card.
46:09And this is all that's left of the one named Fedor?
46:11Yes. I've got to take it back to them before they leave.
46:14Aunt Gamma said he might be reconstituted into a useful machine.
46:18Well, it all sounds quite incredible.
46:21Come on. There's still time to meet them all.
46:23All right. Let's go.
46:26Aren't you gonna go see them all, Dr. Smith?
46:28Certainly not such commonplace people, mere riff-raff.
46:32You have no idea how delighted I am not to be drafted as Prime Minister for their ridiculous planet.
46:38Ah, William! But here, here stands our real treasure.
46:44If only we had a deeper understanding of secret codes.
46:47If only we knew more about the glorious mysteries that lurk inside our illustrious friend.
46:53Just think of it, William.
46:55What was a princess could just as easily be a gold mine.
47:00You know, I never thought he had it in him.
47:05Have you?
47:07The beets in beta boil better in the butter.
47:09On the burner.
47:10In the butter.
47:11The beets in beta boil butter in the boiler.
47:15Never mind, Niddy.
47:17You'll never make it.
47:19You close.
47:24The Against the Body
47:26The Black Mood
47:26The Black Mood
47:27The Black Mood
47:28The Black Mood
47:28The Black Mood
47:31The Black Mood
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