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Tv, Lost in Space (1965) S2E20 - The Space Vikings
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00:02Last week, as you recall, we left our space pioneers rehearsing a play, unaware their
00:07harmless words were now summoning the ancient Norse gods from the void of space.
00:13I am Freya.
00:14I love the clouds in the sky, the birds on high, the silver fishes below, under the ground
00:20all the worms aglow.
00:22Deathless proof.
00:23I love...
00:26Why do I have to be free, Dr. Smith?
00:28I've only got four lines.
00:30Why can't I be Norse god Odin?
00:31For the simple reason that Odin was a man.
00:33Yeah, I'm going to be Odin.
00:35Let's not quibble, my dears.
00:36The play's the thing.
00:38Places, please.
00:42We'd better get back to the Jupiter, Dr. Smith.
00:44That looks like a cosmic storm.
00:45Of course it's a storm.
00:46I wrote it into the third act.
00:48We're not play-acting now, Dr. Smith.
00:50That's a real storm.
00:51What?
00:53Hey, Dr. Smith.
00:55Baby Odin's trying to prove that you're all wet.
00:58Oh, but indeed, young upstart, I'll have you know I'm a man for Odin, or any of the other mythological
01:03gods.
01:05No, no, I really didn't mean that.
01:07Let's not be hasty up there.
01:09If I've said anything to offend anyone, I'm sorry.
01:12You must understand that this is only play-acting of the most harmless sort.
01:15Come on, Dr. Smith.
01:20Oh, good heavens.
01:21Quiet hands.
01:23They're coming for me.
01:24Oh, no, no, no, no, no, take them away.
01:32Take them off, Dr. Smith.
01:33I can't, I can't.
01:35They're pulling me apart.
01:36Oh, no, no, no.
01:39You've got to get them off.
01:41I can't.
01:42They're stuck.
01:43Help me, help me.
01:51Help me up, my boy.
01:53Oh, dear.
01:54Are you all right?
01:56I'm not quite sure.
01:58Those gloves.
01:59Where'd they come from?
02:02Out of the sky, out of the blue, out of the nowhere into the here.
02:07Didn't you witness the phenomenon?
02:09No.
02:10I tell you, we've incurred the wrath of the gods.
02:12We were meant to be smitten by the legendary gloves of that celebrated god.
02:18Dear, what is the name of that celebrated god who wore those legendary gloves?
02:21No matter had it not been for my quick thinking in getting those gloves off,
02:25no telling what violence we might have suffered.
02:28Well, maybe we'd better not do any more plays about mythology, Dr. Smith.
02:31Dr. Smith, I think you're...
02:33I mean, I think we're taking our acting too seriously.
02:37I certainly don't want to wear any costumes that can cause cosmic storms.
02:39Scuff, if you will.
02:41I shall try to endure the pain of rejection,
02:44the humiliating knowledge that the two people in the world whom I consider my true friends
02:48would question my impeccable honesty and question my word.
02:52Very well, you may go.
02:53Go back to the Jupiter, too.
02:55Back to the bosoms of fellow doubters and scuffers.
02:59William, be careful how you point that loaded glove.
03:02There must be some power source in here, but I just can't seem to find it.
03:06Maybe it was just static electricity.
03:09Indubitably.
03:10It must surely be time for lunch.
03:12I think you'd best go back to camp.
03:14I shall be along presently.
03:15You're not going to fool around with those gloves, are you?
03:17Certainly not.
03:18I merely wish to be alone to entertain my muse.
03:22Leave me.
03:23Come on, Penny.
03:24He's in one of his moods.
03:29Static electricity, indeed.
03:32There's a power in those gloves.
03:50Nordic rules.
03:52The writings of the ancient Vikings.
03:54Now, how did they come here?
03:57Could it be?
03:59No, it couldn't be.
04:01Odin was a myth.
04:03But if they did really come from...
04:06Oh, my.
04:08Imagine the power for the one who possesses these gloves.
04:28The other way.
04:30No!
04:31No!
04:32No!
04:34No!
04:43No!
04:44No!
05:46Wow!
05:50It looks like a hammer when implements of labor.
05:56You gist.
05:59Still, it must have some function.
06:03Guide me to the richest treasures in all space.
06:08Take me back to Earth.
06:12Bah, just a worthless, useless hammer.
06:29Wow!
06:29Belle, Penny!
06:31Dr. Smith was attacked!
06:34I'll try gloves out of the sky.
06:35Gloves?
06:37What have I...
06:47Will, Penny, lunch is ready.
06:51What was the damage, Father?
06:53Oh, well, just that hole back there and some damage from flying debris.
06:56What caused it?
06:57Well, I thought it was an earthquake.
06:59But it looks like the effects of a large caliber shell to me.
07:01We'll reconnoit the entire area.
07:03Now, there was no indication of an alien approach, but we might as well make sure.
07:07Mother, have you seen Dr. Smith?
07:09No, isn't he inside?
07:10No, he isn't.
07:11Well, he probably ran for his life when the Jupiter 2 started shaking.
07:14But he'll be back, mark my words.
07:15He never misses a meal.
07:17Yoo-hoo!
07:19See what I mean?
07:20A good day to one and all.
07:22Now, where have you been?
07:24Oh, here and there, attuning myself to the glories of nature on this planet.
07:29What were you doing?
07:29I was in deep and quiet meditation, marvelling at the wonders of the universe, my dear.
07:34Then you didn't feel the earth tremor?
07:36Earth tremor?
07:37What earth tremor?
07:38Oh, good heavens, don't tell me that Jupiter 2 is in peril and I was not here to protect
07:42you all.
07:43Oh, wretched victim of happenstance that I am.
07:46Off in gratifying meditation while you...
07:48Smith, why don't you just eat?
07:50Since my deep concern for my comrades is obviously not appreciated, I certainly shall.
07:57Will and Penny said something or other about you being attacked by gloves.
08:01Gloves?
08:02What gloves?
08:03Dear lady, this is the time to satiate the body, not the inquiring mind.
08:09We're going to scout the entire area.
08:11I want you to take the robot and check the perimeter of the Jupiter 2.
08:14I see.
08:15In that case, if you will permit me, madam, I shall take my dinner and proceed immediately.
08:20Never let it be said that mere nourishment kept Zachary Smith from the swift completion
08:24of his appointed rounds.
08:26Well, inadequate, but it will have to do.
08:30Never fear.
08:31Smith is here.
08:34You, sir, come along.
08:37How surprised you left us, sir?
08:38Well, at least he left us a little.
08:41Well, come along, come along.
08:45Section 6 of perimeter defence, intact and totally operable.
08:50Silence, you plasticised parrot.
08:52There's far more important work to be done.
08:54Even more important than eating worse luck.
08:57Peter.
09:02Fortunately, you have your electronic synthesiser unit.
09:04I shall require the use of it.
09:06My simulator is to be used only to reproduce vital component parts.
09:10That's an exciting bit of news.
09:12Now, listen carefully while I put it to you another way.
09:15How would you like your power pack removed for the remainder of the day?
09:21What do you wish reproduced?
09:23A mere trifle.
09:24These gloves.
09:27One.
09:30Two.
09:31What fabric would you care for them in?
09:34Blue kid?
09:35Pink shentong?
09:36Just as they are, you pusillanimous pinhead and prickly.
09:43Every time I come upon a really wondrous device,
09:46some sneaky alien comes along and takes it away from me.
09:50But this time, I shall be prepared.
09:53Done.
09:59A perfect facsimile.
10:03A perfect facsimile.
10:04Yes.
10:07Turn your bubble.
10:17Oh, joy.
10:20Oh, bliss.
10:24Now, I shall have all the treasures in the entire universe.
10:28And then my triumphant return to Earth.
10:36Hi, Dr. Smith.
10:37I've been wanting to talk to you.
10:39Really?
10:40About what?
10:40About those gloves you found.
10:42I wonder if they had anything to do with that Earth tremor.
10:44That's ridiculous, my dear boy.
10:46A perfectly harmless pair of gloves.
10:47They were a part of my costume for the play.
10:50But, Dr. Smith, you said those gloves dropped out of the sky.
10:53Merely an optical illusion.
10:54But think about it, Dr. Smith.
10:56Everything happened after you put those gloves on.
10:58What about that energy discharge?
11:00I merely dipped the gloves in some metallic paint to give them the appearance of steel.
11:04Metal is a conductor of electricity, as you well know.
11:06And there happened to be an electrical storm at the time.
11:08Ergo, an electrical system was created around the gloves.
11:13It's really quite simple.
11:14Where are the gloves now, Dr. Smith?
11:16Possibly in my quarters.
11:17Or somewhere.
11:18Why don't you have a look?
11:19I'll do that.
11:20See you later.
11:21Goodbye.
11:23I dislike prying people.
11:27Oh, lovely, lovely.
11:32And the other.
11:37If anyone should find these, they belong to you.
11:41Understood?
11:42Gloves are not worn by cybernetic servo mechanisms.
11:46It does not compute.
11:47Compute my foot.
11:49Danger, danger.
11:58Warning, warning.
12:00Alien approaching.
12:22Who is responsible for this heroic deed?
12:27Is this our dead hero?
12:29Dead, negative.
12:31Hero, double negative.
12:32He is a dead hero.
12:35As a Valkyrie, it is my duty to carry him away.
12:38Give him to me.
12:41If you let go of him, I will prove he is not dead.
12:45Then you awaken him.
12:46I can only awaken dead heroes.
12:49I shall employ the only certain method.
12:52Dr. Smith, it is time to eat.
12:54Medium rare for me.
12:56Woo-hoo!
12:59Not again, Dr. Smith.
13:00I am Brunhilde, the Valkyrie.
13:04To-hoo!
13:06How do you do, madam?
13:07I have come to the Hammer of Thor.
13:10Thor, of course.
13:13The legendary Hammer of Thor.
13:16Never before has the Hammer left the Hand of Thor.
13:19The most powerful of all Valhalla's warriors.
13:22I quite understand.
13:24Perhaps we can make some sort of arrangement with Thor.
13:27Naturally, I would not expect compensation for returning his property.
13:30His property?
13:32Well, the Hammer has come to the slayer of mighty beasts.
13:35One who must be even more powerful than Thor.
13:39I come to seek this hero.
13:41This hero of all the Valkyrie.
13:43You mean, you are not angry?
13:46Angry?
13:47Ha-ha!
13:48Whoever possesses the Hammer rules all.
13:51His will, his slightest command, will be obeyed.
13:55All wishes will be granted.
13:58All wishes.
14:00How interesting.
14:02Right!
14:05Now, which of you do I now call mightiest of them all?
14:08Who possesses the Hammer?
14:10I do.
14:12Silence, Ninny.
14:14According to my memory banks,
14:16it was I who found the legendary Hammer.
14:18It was I who threw it toward the Jupiter II.
14:21It was I who...
14:22Not in other words, you bumbling bag of bolts.
14:25Pray continue, madam.
14:27What a magnificent suit of armor.
14:32Clumsy clod.
14:33Let me see the face of the Mighty One.
14:37Beneath that visor.
14:38Good heavens, madam.
14:39This is a mere mechanical structure.
14:41It does my bidding.
14:42Now, here is my legendary Hammer.
14:43And here are my gloves.
14:44Silence!
14:45It shall be decided in Valhalla.
14:48To-ho!
14:52But I assure you, madam,
14:54it is I who should rule.
14:55Now, I must tell you,
14:56I have no particular interest in riches.
14:57None at all.
14:58However, a possible trip to Earth.
15:01Now, excuse me, please.
15:04Waste not want not mother always told me.
15:06To-ho!
15:10Hold on.
15:11Put your arms around me.
15:13Indeed, madam.
15:14I have no intention of so doing.
15:16Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
15:17By the icy dragon blasts of Niflheim.
15:21Just to hold on.
15:24Fire, fire, fire.
15:30Dr. Smith just disappeared.
15:34It disappeared?
15:35Yeah, on a flying horse.
15:37On a flying horse.
15:39Oh, well.
15:39It's true. The horse had wings.
15:41Now, son, we've had just about enough of these wild stories.
15:44I mean, first it's Penny and her, what were they, magic gloves.
15:47But, Dad!
15:48And now a winged horse.
15:50Oh, really, John? I think you should have a talk with Dr. Smith.
15:52I think I will.
15:54Dad, it's true. Honest it is.
15:56If I could just go back there, I'm sure I could prove it.
15:58Can I, Dad?
16:00All right, son.
16:01Oh, John.
16:03Thanks, Dad.
16:03I'll be along in a moment.
16:04Okay.
16:06Mead or mead?
16:09You're a divine cook, Madame Brunhilde.
16:12You know, I'm a gourmet cook myself.
16:14We should compare recipes when we have the time.
16:16No, thanks.
16:17No.
16:22No, no.
16:23Get away.
16:24Get away from me.
16:24Stop that.
16:25Help me.
16:27Be gone.
16:32To the greatest warrior of them all.
16:41To think of such a great honor according to me.
16:45How delightful.
16:47Here, have some of these.
16:49Oh, they look delicious.
16:50What are they?
16:52A rare delicacy, served only to the bravest of our warriors.
16:56Naturally.
16:57I do hope they're not fattening.
16:59Hmm.
16:59What did you say they were?
17:02Dried dragonflies.
17:05Delicious.
17:07Oh, nothing is too good for a hero of Asgard.
17:10Nothing.
17:12What we have is yours.
17:14I see.
17:15Perhaps a little trip to Earth, my dear.
17:18Earth?
17:19Oh, yes.
17:22We were there a few thousand years ago.
17:24You wouldn't want to go there.
17:25I see.
17:26Then jewels, emeralds, rubies, diamonds.
17:29Oh, we only keep such trinkets to amuse the trolls of Niflheim.
17:34Trolls of Niflheim.
17:36How interesting.
17:37I must visit Niflheim.
17:39Only a fool would venture there.
17:42Thor alone has control over the icy forces of Niflheim.
17:45Do you mean to say he's still about?
17:47Oh, he's off charioteering across space.
17:50Thundering and yoto hoeing around like a mad thing as usual.
17:55Yoh-ho, to-ho!
17:57There he goes again.
18:00But I assumed.
18:01Naturally, I thought that the mighty powers of Thor
18:03were now bestowed upon me.
18:05Oh, but of course.
18:06The hammer came to you.
18:08It is apparent to me now
18:09it did not come to this mechanical being.
18:15However,
18:16Thor will wish to do battle against you.
18:18It is compulsory that you defend your position.
18:21I feel a sudden chill.
18:23You probably feel the cold breath of the frost giants.
18:25I've grown used to them.
18:27Giants?
18:34Those mammoth horrors hover about like that.
18:38Just waiting for the day when Thor will lose his power.
18:41And then?
18:43Then they will attack.
18:44But if I now have his power.
18:46Then you have a warrior's double delight, do you not?
18:50The threat of the frost giants
18:51and the wrath of Thor.
18:54But I beseech you, madam.
18:55I demand that as the possessor of the mighty legendary hammer of Thor
18:58that I should be allowed to leave Earth immediately.
19:01Yoh-to-ho!
19:03Or sooner.
19:04He comes.
19:06Prepare the baton balls.
19:07Summon the warriors.
19:08Thor will want his evening's entertainment.
19:10Oh, dear.
19:11I think I shall retire to my quarters.
19:13Right!
19:14Gird yourself for the fray.
19:17He comes.
19:18He comes.
19:20Fire-to-ho!
19:21Fire-to-ho!
19:23To-ho!
19:25To-ho!
19:25To-ho!
19:26To-ho!
19:27Maynilda!
19:28Oh, dear.
19:29Well, it's vital to maintain one's strength at all times.
19:34Proceed, proceed.
19:36One more.
19:37One more.
19:38One more.
19:39One more.
19:40One more.
19:41One more.
19:44One more.
19:47One more.
19:48One more.
19:52One more.
19:53One more.
19:55One more.
19:58One more.
19:59One more.
20:00One more.
20:01One more.
20:01One more.
20:02One more.
20:03One more.
20:04One more.
20:05One more.
20:07One more.
20:07I distinctly remember arriving here with two items, one legendary hammer, and one, one love, oh dear, oh dear.
20:14Well, nothing ventured, nothing gained.
20:20Legendary hammer, come!
20:24Come!
20:26Oh dear, that love is worse than none.
20:29It was I who found the legendary hammer. It was I who threw it toward the Jupiter too. It was
20:34I who...
20:34Silence, you bubble-headed booby. Forget that. Forget everything.
20:37It does not compute. Nothing computes.
20:39Hold your tongue.
20:40Where is he?
20:42Where is he?
20:45Where is he?
20:48Serves you right to lose your honor.
20:50I didn't lose it.
20:52Rumbling and thundering about, bragging from Asgard to Jotunheim.
20:57Now here's your challenge, you big thunder roll.
21:08I go!
21:12Where is he?
21:14Feasting and meading with Hildi while I, by the powers of Odin, I'll have his head!
21:25Use his skull for mugging my mead. Where is he?
21:30Of course, the guest hero's chamber.
21:35Yo-ho-to-ho!
21:44There is he!
21:51Meow.
21:52I've got you under my skin.
21:58How do you do?
21:59What kind of a warrior do you be?
22:02Oh, sir, there's been a dreadful mistake.
22:04By the tides of time there has been a mistake and you're the one who's made it.
22:07Where are they?
22:08Where are what?
22:09Where's my hammer and my gloves?
22:25Where's the other one?
22:27Where's the other one?
22:30One glove's no use and I guess you know it.
22:33Yes, I know it.
22:34You know it, you know it.
22:35But I assure you, Mr. Thor, my dear friend, I really had no designs upon your exhorted position.
22:40I pleaded vehemently with Brynhilda, but she was too powerfully persuasive.
22:43She's that all right.
22:45Mystifying and mortifying seeing the likes of you, Thor Warrior.
22:49What's your name?
22:50My name?
22:51Oh, good heavens, I've forgotten my name.
22:53But it'll come to me in a moment, I know that it will.
22:54No prompting, please.
22:55No prompting, please.
22:56My name.
22:56Oh, dear.
22:57Smith!
22:58It's Dr. Zachary Smith!
23:00What kind of name is that, Thor Warrior?
23:03It ought to roar like Thor!
23:06Now, what am I gonna do with you till I get the other glove back?
23:11Where'll I put you?
23:12You can send me home.
23:15Of course!
23:18Come, Dr. Smith, Tom.
23:21After you, dear sir.
23:27Fat lot of help you've been...
23:35Pick up your feet, Clumsy!
23:38Yes, sir.
23:47After you, dear sir.
23:55Smith!
23:59Where are we going?
24:00You'll see!
24:01No!
24:03Oopsie-daisy, clumsy me.
24:05You know, my dear sir, I'm so glad that your anger has subsided.
24:09You know, actually, I don't mind at all being in a menial position.
24:13I could be your valet.
24:14Yes, I could.
24:15I could iron your fur and sew on your thorn buttons and polish your saddle thongs.
24:21And I could barber your beard and comb your mane and give you a manicure and a pedicure.
24:25Wouldn't you like that?
24:26No!
24:26What's that?
24:28Littleheim, the regions of darkness and cold.
24:31The only water down there is fed to the other Nidahog, who has a nasty habit of gnawing on anything
24:37at hand.
24:39Elves and trolls and dragons lice, blow the snow and crack the ice.
24:44Should he try to leave before I get back, you have my orders. Slush and hack!
24:49Oh, they wouldn't do that.
24:50So, you'll get rid of it.
24:51Down you go, Smitty.
24:53Whaaat?
24:56Wang!
24:57Wang!
24:58Wang!
25:09Wang!
25:11Wang!
25:12Wang!
25:13Oh, hee!
25:13Wang!
25:15Wang!
25:16Wang!
25:16Wang!
25:16Wang!
25:16Wang!
25:17Wang!
25:19Wang!
25:29Don't get near me!
25:33Stay away from me, you dreadful little elves!
25:35You are elves, aren't you?
25:38Oh, thank heaven.
25:39What?
25:43Scat.
25:47Shoo!
25:48Shoo!
25:48Shoo!
25:49Shoo!
25:50Shoo!
25:51Shoo!
25:52Oh, dear.
26:26Shoo!
26:27Shoo!
26:31Shoo!
26:32Shoo!
26:35Shoo!
26:41Shoo!
26:48Three gloves?
26:51You're high to hell
26:55Now to hell
27:03How there!
27:07Elves and trolls and dragons nice
27:11Cast not upon me fire or ice
27:16You're supposed to disappear
27:19I am?
27:21I suppose it doesn't work on an alien elf
27:25An elf? I don't understand
27:27Oh, no, you don't
27:28None of your tricks
27:30I've got more important matters to tend to
27:34Than the tease and magic of an alien elf
27:36I figure you'll be elf to Smitty
27:41Elf to Smitty?
27:42Speak up!
27:43You belong to that Dr. Smith
27:45Dr. Smith, where is he?
27:46What have you done to him?
27:48Never mind
27:49I am here on street business
27:51And I don't want any troublesome answers
27:54Where's the other one?
27:55Other one?
27:56I'm looking for one glove
27:59And I guess you know it
28:02One glove?
28:04You know it, you know it
28:05Give it to me, give it to me
28:06I'm not going to give you anything
28:08Until you tell me where Dr. Smith is
28:12Well, now he's being entertained
28:13By dear and close friends of mine
28:16You give it to me or I'll
28:18You mean entertained
28:20I'll slash you into fine elves, do I?
28:23I'll mystifying and mortifying
28:31I guess I just don't know the handle
28:34An alien elf
28:37But if you was a warrior
28:41Well
28:45I know how to get my gloves back
28:46I'll take you to Dr. Smith
28:49Okay
28:56Three gloves
28:57I'll have my own elves deal with you
29:00Aren't you?
29:01Oopsie daisy little elves
29:02You may take one giant step
29:12Whoa
29:14Whoa
29:21Dr. Smith
29:23I'm innocent
29:24Oh, will you, my dear boy
29:26What a welcome sight you are
29:28We're in dreadful danger
29:29How did all this happen?
29:31Shh
29:31There are demons down here
29:33Ugly, vile creatures
29:35Inhabit this dank and dreary pit
29:38Elves of trolls and dragon slice
29:40Blow the snow and crack the ice
29:43There is also untold wealth
29:44Within our grasp
29:45Will be helpless to retrieve it
29:47Please, Dr. Smith
29:48We've got to find some way
29:49To get out
29:49What are they?
29:55I'm not sure
29:55My sojourn in this demonic deep
29:57Has been completely unenlightening
29:59And extremely terrifying
30:01Go away
30:04No, will you
30:04Observe
30:07Scat
30:08Scat
30:09Shoo
30:11Shoo
30:11Shoo
30:13Shoo
30:14Shoo
30:14Shoo
30:16Shoo
30:17Shoo
30:18Shoo
30:19Shoo
30:19Shoo
30:19Shoo
30:20Shoo
30:21Shoo
30:22Shoo
30:24Shoo
30:26Get out of here
30:26I taught you very well
30:31Shoo
30:36Shoo
30:37Shoo
30:38Shoo
30:38Shoo
30:39Shoo
30:39Shoo
30:40Shoo
30:40Shoo
30:40Shoo
30:41Shoo
30:41Shoo
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30:45Shoo
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30:47of them belongs to me better do as he says dear boy that goes for you too you and me
30:53got some
30:54fighting to do fighting me dr. smith doesn't believe in fighting sir indeed i do not you took
31:01my place as the hero of valhalla you made me a fool in front of hilde oh my dear sir
31:08surely as
31:09men of the world we understand that hilde is a mere woman don't you call hilde a mere woman
31:14and don't you call hilde hilde i beg your pardon sir i'm sure that madame brunhilde is the most
31:20remarkable person but i must tell you actually that i am not the kind of man who engages in fisticuffs
31:26fisticuffs what cuffs fist fighting sir fist fighting well now i've just heard everything
31:35fistic why smitty i'm gonna slay you dead so get up here and bring them gloves
31:50on guard don't you dare point that thing at me my directive instructs me never to indulge in any
31:56activity that could be harmful to humans i cannot continue it's for his own good robot he needs the
32:03practice very well it is for your own good that we must continue dr smith on guard
32:13dr smith dr smith
32:18may i assist you dr smith certainly not in physical combat you must inevitably be defeated therefore
32:27in order to survive you must use the weapons you command best and what would they be cunning and
32:34chicanery according to my computations for depends on the alleged magical powers of his hammer and gloves
32:43what if he were to become convinced that without them he is helpless i see
32:50mind over matter brain over brawn of course how clever of me to think of it
32:57come along sir and have a care with that instrument of the devil
33:04well speak
33:05it's about the fight between mr thor and dr smith i thought that you might stop it what and spoil
33:13thor's fun
33:16what are you anyway troll elf or dragon dyer a boy a boy good heavens a boy i must think
33:29about that
33:30oh so much to think about so much to do i have all those leftover dead warriors from last night's
33:36battle games i haven't even put them back together yet i'm afraid i don't understand
33:41did you say boy boys don't understand much do they well if thor wants you for a pet
33:49i guess i'll have to explain how we operate please do ma'am well now park into this
33:57i should require a sponge no i think two sponges the ones that resemble rocks
34:06two rot-like sponges coming up sir spare me your feeble attempts at humor
34:21dr smith the items are ready
34:24dr smith the items are ready good lovely exactly right no thanks to you
34:41dr smith the items are ready good
34:56dr smith the item
34:59dr smith the item
35:01dr smith the item
35:04dr smith the item
35:11wrong with me I prefer water and also do you happen to have a medium-sized stone
35:17lots of stones
36:01allow me
36:14Your mug, please.
36:26So sorry.
36:36You got water out of a storm.
36:38Well, of course.
36:39Stones contain a great deal of water.
36:42Didn't you know that?
36:46This fight's gonna be a bigger challenge than I thought.
36:50For you, perhaps.
36:51For me?
36:52Why, I'll slash and hack and...
36:55A man who can't even squeeze water out of a stone?
37:00Of course, had you been wearing your magic gloves...
37:04What's gloves got to do with anything?
37:06We both know the secret of your gloves.
37:10Don't we?
37:11Gloves got nothing to do with me being stronger and braver and...
37:15You really think so?
37:17Shall we see?
37:23Now, don't let your basic insecurities manifest themselves.
37:27No tremulous self-doubts.
37:29No repressions.
37:31No repressions.
37:33Huh?
37:34My dear child.
37:36You don't really understand your own problem, do you?
37:41I would like to help you, my dear child.
37:44I would like to help you.
37:48I would indeed like to help you.
37:58Now, why do you want me to stop this fight, boy?
38:03Well, it wouldn't be much of an honor for Mr. Thor to beat Dr. Smith.
38:07Dr. Smith's not much of a fighting man.
38:09Oh, yes.
38:10But that's not the point.
38:11You see, Thor is going through a difficult phase.
38:16Losing his hammer and gloves, you know.
38:19I honestly believe he thinks that's where his courage comes from.
38:23Doesn't he?
38:24Certainly not.
38:26Why, Thor is the bravest of all warriors.
38:29But I have to keep finding new challenges for him.
38:33To keep him hero-sharp.
38:35After all, Thor is the only one who can handle the frost giants.
38:40Who are they?
38:41Terrible creatures, boy. Terrible.
38:46What do boys do?
38:48Hmm, let's see.
38:50Well, grow up mostly.
38:52Into men?
38:53Uh-huh.
38:54What a pity.
38:57Tell me, I seem to have a faint memory.
39:02Don't little boys like to play and pretend?
39:06Uh-huh.
39:07Then, welcome!
39:14Oh, dear, dear, dear.
39:17Very serious case, very serious indeed.
39:20You see, my child, what you have been relying upon as your own innate ability was actually false courage.
39:27And I'm not a great warrior.
39:29No, you are not.
39:30And what's more, you never were.
39:32You, my erstwhile dreamer, have been living a lie.
39:35You see, it all goes back to an unhappy childhood.
39:41Indubitably.
39:42I see.
39:48And I didn't have any childhood.
39:50Oh, come, come, my poor child.
39:53Self-pity is not the answer.
39:56Think of it, Hildy.
39:59Just about to break their little heart.
40:02There is, however, a possible means of saving face.
40:07There is.
40:08Tell me, Doctor, tell me.
40:09Well, here is my solution.
40:12We shall tell you and Hilda that we have already engaged in the duel, and that you trounced me solidly.
40:18Do you understand?
40:19The result?
40:20You will retain your title, and I shall leave here with a few chests of, uh, trinkets from Niflheim to
40:26salve my wounded pride.
40:29That hardly seems good enough for all the help you've been to me.
40:33It will be. It will be.
40:35But I'm sure mixed up.
40:38I thought that was the cowardly way.
40:41What is courage and what is cowardice?
40:44My dear boy, is it courage to break poor, dear, sweet little Brynhildur's heart?
40:52And I thought I could slay you dead.
40:55My dear boy, you are incapable of squashing a dragonfly.
41:06Warning!
41:07Warning!
41:08Alien are approaching.
41:09Hearken and hear ye this.
41:12Prepare for attack.
41:13Repeat.
41:14Prepare for attack.
41:15Attack from Gederud Vafrutnir.
41:18Burgarmir.
41:20Bolthorn.
41:21The Frost Giants.
41:22What can I do, Doctor?
41:24You can protect us, you idiot!
41:27Or me?
41:30Son of the warriors, prepare for the attack!
41:32To-hoo! To-hoo!
41:34To-hoo! To-hoo!
41:36Thor!
41:37The Frost Giants!
41:38Don't just lie there on your bare skin!
41:40Get up, you big oaf!
41:43My sword! My sword!
41:44Mr. Thor, what's wrong?
41:46What's the matter with him?
41:47I think he's suffered a seizure of some sort.
41:49Dr. Smith, you've got to help me with him or we'll all be killed!
41:52Mr. Thornton, you've got to snap out of this!
41:54You've got to fight off the Frost Giants!
41:56Giants?
41:56The end is near!
41:57How can a warrior war when he's not a warrior?
42:00Dr. Smith, what have you been doing to him?
42:02Nothing at all.
42:03We were just having a little talk about the weather.
42:06It's no use.
42:08It's because of a childhood I didn't have.
42:12Now you've done it! You've really done it!
42:14Ha-ha! Ha-ha! Ha-ha! Ha-ha! Ha-ha!
42:19We healed it!
42:20Ha-ha! Ha-ha! Ha-ha!
42:25Heal thee, honey! I'll slay them dead!
42:28Mr. Thornton, wait! The hammer and the glove!
42:31By the star tides, which are the right to look?
42:34This one. Try this one.
42:35Help me, Dr. Smith!
42:36No, no, it's on the wrong hand! Put it on the other one!
42:38No, no, no! This is the right to look!
42:39Try it, yes.
42:40I'll be there in a minute, Hildy! Don't go away!
42:49It's this one!
42:51Hildy!
42:52I'm all right! On with the fray!
42:54I'll slay them dead!
43:02Dr. Smith, look!
43:17Are you all right?
43:19Probably not!
43:20Speak to me, Thor!
43:23Listen!
43:28He did it! He did it! Thor drove them off with his hammer!
43:32The most remarkable achievement, of course.
43:34But let me remind you, Thor, you never could have done it without the gloves!
43:37He didn't even have them on!
43:39What?
43:40Well, what do you know?
43:42How about that, Hildy?
43:44My hero!
43:46Your heart's a-ho!
43:49Your heart's a-ho!
43:51Your heart's a-ho!
43:52So it's a-ho!
43:53My hero!
43:54My hero!
43:58Goodbye, boy.
43:59I honor you by allowing you to return upon my great steed, Slyfnir.
44:03I'll bring the horse back on the star phase.
44:06He really is a homing horse.
44:08Thank you, Mrs. Brynhilde.
44:11Hurry up, Dr. Smith! The horse is leaving!
44:13Dr. Smith!
44:15Wait for me!
44:16Wait!
44:17Ta-ha! Ta-ha!
44:20Wait!
44:26Oh, dear.
44:42Pounds and pounds of treasure.
44:45And not an ounce of joy.
44:48Our will.
44:50One thousand, two thousand, three thousand.
45:00Mom!
45:01Dad!
45:01We're back!
45:02Will!
45:03John!
45:04Will's back!
45:07Oh, Will!
45:08Where have you been?
45:09Oh, we were so worried.
45:11Now, where's Dr. Smith?
45:12He's still back there.
45:13Back where?
45:14We were sent off before we could get him.
45:20Dr. Smith, what happened?
45:23Well, I don't quite know, my dear boy.
45:25I was sitting on this chest when suddenly...
45:27Chest!
45:29Oh, my!
45:30They did send treasure after all.
45:33Oh, I'm so ashamed of the dreadful things I was thinking about those delightful creatures.
45:37Wealth untold, diamonds, rubies, emeralds...
45:42Well?
45:44What did they give you?
45:47Dry dragonflies.
45:53Oh, the pain.
45:55The pain.
45:58The pain.
46:04Strike!
46:06That a good old penny.
46:07Right down the old pine.
46:08Strike indeed.
46:09Anyone could see that pitch was at least a foot outside.
46:12The umpire's decision cannot be questioned.
46:15Play ball.
46:16Ridiculous.
46:19Now, then.
46:20Observe the stance.
46:22Babe Ruth, Ted Williams, and Joe DiMaggio, and Dr. Zachary Smith, all wrapped up into one.
46:27Ah!
46:28Rosie!
46:33Strike!
46:34How dare you!
46:36That ball was practically in the dirt.
46:39One more display of temper and I shall be forced to eject you from the game.
46:42You will eject me?
46:44Why, you monstrous, mechanized, misguided moron!
46:47Out!
46:47You are out of the game!
46:49Go to the showers!
46:51Very well.
46:52You have hurt me to the quick.
46:54I shall take my ball, my glove, and my bat and return to the spaceship.
47:01Really, Dr. Smith, the robot was only doing his job.
47:04He's not an umpire.
47:05He's a hopeless heap of tainted tin.
47:07If you stay, we'll let you pitch.
47:09Now, I'm not sure I want to.
47:11I say, who needs him?
47:13He'll take his ball and bat and leave.
47:16What a sport!
47:17Sheep!
47:18Silence, Ninny!
47:19Please don't quit, Dr. Smith.
47:21You can show us the pitch you taught Sandy Colfax, the Dipsy Doodle.
47:24Very well, but only on one condition.
47:27This astigmatic automaton watches the ball carefully and reports accurately.
47:31I call them like I see them.
47:33That remains to be seen.
47:34Very well.
47:35Give me the ball.
47:36Oh, I've got the ball.
47:36Well, give me the glove.
47:37My glove.
47:37Is this your glove?
47:38No, this is my glove.
47:39Give me my glove.
47:40This is my glove.
47:41Now, then.
47:41I have my glove and my ball.
47:44Now, we shall see.
47:46Now, then.
47:47Observe and learn.
47:48Pitch it over the plate, Dr. Smith.
47:49I will pitch it exactly in the right attitude.
47:52Now, then.
47:53Observe.
47:53This trick was taught to me by the famous Satchel Paige.
48:04Now, then.
48:05Here we go.
48:15The case.
48:25Well, Mr. Smith is getting on.
48:27It's great to know you.
48:28What if they ноen estiver in town?
48:30Can you take them from anyules?
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