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Tv, Lost in Space (1965) —S2E12 - A Visit To Hades
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00:02Last week, as you recall, we left Will and Dr. Smith examining a strange alien instrument,
00:08unaware that it would soon unlock an invisible door to an incredible fiery dimension.
00:16Upon my soul, it looks like a liar.
00:20A kind of harp played in ancient times.
00:23It must belong to somebody.
00:27Hmm.
00:28Oh, my.
00:30Yes.
00:32Whatever these stones are, they must be of tremendous value.
00:36Dr. Smith, I think you'd better leave it alone.
00:38Warning. Object is a form of key to an alien prison.
00:42Anyone can see. It's only a...
00:54Where am I?
00:57All these rocks.
00:58But the fire?
01:02Or that dreadful smell of brimstone?
01:06Oh, no! It can't be!
01:11I think that kindly, noble Zachary Smith should end up in this infernal place.
01:17It's not fair!
01:21If that's what he wants to believe, why not?
01:24Oh, dear!
01:25Well, Zachary, so you finally got here.
01:30Good heavens!
01:34Guess again.
01:38Heaven has nothing to do with this place.
01:42Where am I?
01:43And who are you?
01:45Now, who the devil do you think I am?
01:48And where in Hades do you think you are?
01:51Well, I think his name is Paulson.
02:02There they are?
02:05They're not?
02:06They're not?
02:07They're not?
02:09They're not?
02:12They're not?
04:00And we'll examine your record.
04:06Well, come along, Zachary.
04:18Step in, Smith.
04:19Don't dawdle.
04:22What a charming home you have.
04:24May I go now, please?
04:25No!
04:27Oh, dear.
04:29Oh, dear.
04:30Now let's get down to business.
04:31Stand over there.
04:33S, S, Smith, Smith, Zachary.
04:36Prefix T.
04:37What does that mean?
04:39T for tiny.
04:40Let me assure you, sir, I'm well known for my good deeds.
04:44I'm famous, among other things, for...
04:45I know about your boasting.
04:47But here we measure the size of your heart, not your mouth.
04:53Now we must focus you in.
04:55What is that contraption?
04:57An inter-temporal projector.
05:00Stand in the small circle.
05:01Small circle?
05:02I must tell you, your infernal majesty, that on earth I travel only in the large circle.
05:08Well, the larger the circle, the larger the punishment.
05:11As I was saying, in the smaller circles.
05:15Is this the smallest one?
05:16As a matter of fact, there's one smaller.
05:19That's for flies, mosquitoes, and other tiny mischief-makers.
05:25This one will do nicely.
05:26I must tell you, your highness, that on earth I am held in the highest regard.
05:30Perhaps news travels a bit more slowly here.
05:33Well, if we don't have it by breakfast, we're sure to have it by lunch.
05:36Lunch?
05:37I'm famished.
05:38Isn't it nice that you serve regular meals?
05:40Regular, but slightly overdone.
05:44I seem to have lost my appetite.
05:46That's an improvement.
05:47Keep that up, and I'll have no further use for you at all.
05:50Nothing could please me more.
05:51May I go now?
05:52No.
05:54I've almost got it.
05:55Why are you taking so long?
05:57I'm having trouble focusing on your heart.
05:59Perhaps the super magnifier.
06:01Ah!
06:02Now I've got it.
06:04You've got it?
06:05My heart?
06:06No, you still have it.
06:08Temporarily.
06:12Ah, the picture's complete.
06:16Step over there.
06:23Now let's have a look at your childhood.
06:34Teacher, Johnny Sorenson is the one that's been whispering in the class.
06:42Miserable little snitch.
06:44As a youth.
07:14Miserable little snitch.
07:32a thief tell me smith how much did you get for those stolen exam papers only a hundred dollars
07:38only a hundred dollars as a man oh no more please as a man
08:28a cake stealer i was very hungry that cake was made especially for the child penny by her mother
08:36for her birthday it was a very small theft i only took the middle an abominable theft and all the
08:42more abominable because it was petty there is your life smith past and present a life of petty
08:48misdeeds and now your future oh no i won't look behold
08:59please my dear infernal sir there must be some way that we can make an arrangement i must have more
09:05time come zachary but my dear infernal majesty i know that we can make some mutually advantageous
09:11deal a deal with me there must be some way that i can be of use to you just name
09:19it i shall be at
09:20your service anything anything well there is some small service you can do me just name it my dear
09:29infernal sir that blasted harp that dreadful harp destroy it smith occasionally the wind blows through
09:38the strings the sound jangles my nerves destroy it i but why don't you do it sir i mean to
09:44say with
09:44all your power silence i want you to rip out the strings break the frame destroy it in a thousand
09:52pieces after all you can't expect harp music to be popular with me oh certainly not if you destroy
09:59the harp smith you will have your second chance of course it won't do any good you'll be right back
10:04here never with all due respect your infernal majesty i shall turn over a new leaf zachary smith will
10:12devote his entire future to good work visiting the sick aiding the poor bilking the widow bilking the widow
10:19i didn't say that i believe i can change you well you shall see sir in the future perhaps i
10:29shall be
10:29known as saint zachary the pyre oh i'm so tired of your humbug smith get out
10:46i'm back oh thank heaven what'd you say dr smith i'm here i'm not there after all i'm here
10:54are you sure you're all right moved back through time for another chance thank you
11:01thank you my dear boy i've just had the most ghastly visit to hades correction you merely slipped
11:08into an alien space-time dimension how would you know you ninny at any rate my dear boy there's no
11:14cause for alarm it's merely that i've just undergone the most terrifying psychic experience that you
11:18would never understand where were we the harp how did he get down here don't touch it william
11:24it is not our property but the jewel's in its frame they belong to somebody else now come along
11:30it may be dangerous to linger here
11:35it's all your fault now you stay here and cover our retreat you bubble-headed booby
11:45i hope the hunters have returned are the spiny birds no but you ought to see this uh the ruby
11:52throated grackle i thought you said you didn't see any ah but we heard its song didn't be dear boy
11:57to the skilled ornithologist the bird song of a particular type immediately calls to mind the
12:02glorious plumage the distinctive markings of its kind we heard the ruby throated grackle
12:09ergo we saw the ruby throated grackle isn't that so dear boy if you say so dr smith of course
12:15i do
12:15and now if you'll excuse me i have a few notes to make for my proposed monograph don't fail to
12:19call
12:19me for dinner dr smith gets curiouser and curiouser every day
12:49ah patrolling the area i see eternal vigilance splendid
12:56what are you doing up at this late hour dr smith my breathing exercises as you can plainly see you
13:02in here move on it expands the diaphragm ah
13:06ah
13:17this should do nicely
13:32a sledgehammer is missing manual labor and dr smith that does not compute
13:49no no no no no no
13:53no
13:56your infernal majesty you idiots you howling idiots you murdering automatic i might have known that something like you couldn't
14:03destroy the harp is there anything else i can do you're infernal
14:08oh
14:10되는 oil
14:11boiling oil
14:12molten lava baths not by thunder
14:14that's too mild for you
14:15i'll think of something did i do something wrong
14:18oh no
14:19no i merely tried to take the top of my head off
14:22oh but i should have realized they wouldn't make it easy for me
14:25they
14:26who are they
14:27never mind who they are
14:29now get out of here i've got to think
14:32yes your inferno majesty is there something about the harp that disturbs humanity yes yes and if
14:38you need me at any time please let me know your royal darkness and i want you to know that
14:42i'm
14:42doing good deeds oh what an ingenious lock you've put on my prison my enemies if it was your intent
14:50to keep me a prisoner for all time why did you put the key to my jail in this place
14:55simply to
14:56taunt me perhaps the lock can be broken by someone on this dreary planet someone pure in heart
15:07but who who will unlock the gates
15:15breakfast is ready come and get it or we'll throw it away oh penny my goodness remind me to do
15:21something about your manners you're growing up like a little savage ah good morning good morning
15:26good morning what are you so happy about this morning smith my dear major i've had occasion
15:30to reflect on the joy of living in a world of crystalline delight i thought all you wanted
15:35to do was get off this planet there are worse places my dear sir much worse ah scrambled eggs
15:41how delightful of course they're not the delicate omelette prepared by my good friend madame
15:45pular and halcyon days but they are filling and nutritious good morning dear boy good morning
15:50ah ah ah manners manners age before beauty you sure are in a good mood this morning i'm a changed
15:57man my dear boy i've had the opportunity to review my past life and i found many areas open to
16:02improvement i thought you said you were a changed man oh indeed i am my dear boy indeed i am
16:07utterly
16:07changed from this point on i shall be kind industrious generous to a fault and modest to a fare thee
16:13will pass the butter please thank you judy breakfast is ready i'm not hungry judy where are you going
16:27just for a walk mother is there any rule against that i will not have you taking that tone of
16:32voice
16:32with me judy i'm not a child anymore mother i would just like to be alone once in a while
16:36without
16:36someone always asking me where i'm going all right then don't go too far
16:47trouble there's growing pains you want me to talk to her again no no she'll be all right she'll get
16:53over it in time hello well don't be afraid i'm not gonna hurt you where did you come from you
17:05mean
17:05originally or just now really if you're gonna ask questions you have to be more specific
17:12you needn't worry i'm not a monster look i have five fingers two arms one head and i assure you
17:20no
17:20webbing between the toes
17:24you're human as human as you are who are you
17:30who are you i asked first i'm judy robinson how long have you been watching me what's wrong with
17:38watching a beautiful girl you still haven't told me who you are where you came from my name is morbus
17:44how did you get here how does anybody get anywhere you must have a ship you could get away from
17:51here
17:53yeah i'm sure i could with your help what kind of help well we can talk about that there's plenty
18:00of time well if you knew we were here why didn't you come to our camp i had to be
18:05sure you were
18:06friendly first are you friendly of course we are i'll take you back to the ship everyone will want to
18:12meet you come on your eggs were delightful madam considering the fact that they were just a mom dad
18:21i'd like you to meet morbus how do you do i'm morbus of lyrie i do i'm john robinson he's
18:29been
18:29hiding out in the rocks watching us until he was sure we'd be friendly dr smith meet our new friend
18:36dr smith have we met before no no no i'm sure we haven't i'm sure we haven't excuse me i
18:45have work
18:45to do
18:49busy busy busy the days are all too short for the good that must be done
19:01industrious little fellow isn't he yes it seems to be a recent development in this
19:04character won't you join us oh thank you um may i fix you some breakfast no thank you
19:11oh it's such a pleasure to meet you all where's lyrie mr morbus oh it's a very great distance away
19:17if i had my star charts i'd point it out for you unfortunately they were destroyed with my ship
19:23that's strange our instruments didn't tell us of any alien ship approaching instruments aren't always
19:28reliable but what a charming family you have thank you danger danger
19:33danger danger danger alien life forms
19:44what happened to him
19:52wow will you look at this
19:55it's melted something must have overloaded the system get another power pack will
20:00the robot mentioned an alien life form before he burnt out you seem to be the only form of alien
20:05life around here don what are you saying just that morbus here better not make any sudden moves
20:10before the robot can tell us more about this alien form of life and why it might be dangerous
20:14anything you say anything you say here dad
20:24now you warned us of danger what danger danger that does not compute i have no record in my memory
20:32banks of any threat you mentioned an alien life form
20:36was that who you were referring to i do not recall any such warning the individual you have
20:41indicated is obviously human satisfied major west i guess i don't have any choice at the moment do i
20:50put this through the analyzer come on
20:52yes sir
20:56you must excuse don oh i can understand the purely human emotion of jealousy don jealous of whom
21:03well perhaps he sees in me arrival
21:05the only prize worth taking on this planet
21:13so
21:13so
21:36what's it like on lyrie oh it's quite a musical place full of human song bird song
21:44the jangle of musical instruments you might call it a cacophony of boredom
21:50well you asked is that why you left it i left by request i tried to stir things up a
21:56little
21:56the governors decided i needed a little vacation how long have you been gone ages now how about you
22:06what about me old life love the pursuit of happiness that sort of thing how do things stand between
22:12you and major west
22:18oh i suppose someday we'll marry everybody seems to think we're a good match except you the girl likes to
22:54have a choice
22:55humbug that's what you are humbug
22:59oh stop it nasty little snitch am i oh cake stealer am i please thief am i stop it now
23:08look
23:09there must be some mutually agreeable arrangement some mutual deal that we can arrive at you
23:15if you interest me continue
23:16ah what's your price i'm quite sure that you do possess certain powers your majesty
23:23and i'm also quite sure that you can grant me anything i wish
23:27within limits riches of course power power yeah well let's say i can help you acquire power the dearest
23:35wish of my heart is to return to earth with both riches and power well that'll be a little more
23:40difficult but i didn't say i wouldn't do it then get on with it
23:47it's within your hands doctor my hands you mean the heart a certain combination of musical tones
23:55things really like this no no stop it don't do that kid
24:01yes come on what is
24:03julie julie go back
24:16good heavens what have i done
24:28success earlier you warned us of an alien life force tell us about it that does not compute
24:34my memory banks do not contain any such information that's no use he doesn't remember what's wrong
24:40with him he's got amnesia that's silly robots can't have amnesia oh this robot does john could i
24:46speak to you and don for a minute sure
24:53and i don't want to sound a general alarm but i'm very worried about judy what happened well she went
24:58for a walk about two hours ago with morbus why'd you let her go well after all don she's pretty
25:03much
25:03grown up now dad you'd better hear this i think i've got all his memory circuits working
25:13begin report my message is most important it involves aliens how'd you get him to remember will
25:20i don't know how it happened one of the sensor modules burned out along with the power pack
25:24i just replaced it do you recall giving us a warning about an alien life force affirmative
25:30a dangerous alien life force was loose on this planet at the time i gave warning you say was loose
25:36on this planet does that mean he's no longer here affirmative this life force is it the man who
25:42calls himself morbus affirmative and he's got judy oh john don't worry darling we'll find her keep your
25:48eye on the scanner for alien aircraft all right can you locate the alien negative ask dr zachary smith
25:55why dr smith because dr smith was responsible for bringing the alien here
26:00john i swear this time i'm going to tear that phony apart what is this did i hear my name
26:05being
26:05bandied about stop oh god take it easy what happens are you angry with me just once let me take
26:10one good
26:10swing at him john control yourself major i fear for your blood pressure look you're not getting anywhere
26:14like this just calm down all right smith what do you know about this morbus morbus morbus is that a
26:22person or a thing you know what i'm talking about but it's a person the chap who dropped in for
26:28dinner yes i know nothing about him dr smith you are telling a non-fact it is due to you
26:34that the
26:35alien came here how perfectly silly you tin-plated snitch i'm sure you gentlemen will refuse to take
26:43the word of this metallic monstrosity against mine you want to bat smith you've got 10 seconds to start
26:48talking professor will you permit this outrage i appeal to you sir as one servant to another well
26:53let's go inside i think don would like to talk to the good doctor in private you can't do this
26:57you don't know what you're doing to me i'm in a terrible situation let us know when you're
27:01through don william my dear little friend don't forsake me in my time of need i'm sorry dr smith but
27:06you brought it on yourself wait wait don't go i'll tell everything all right smith start talking
27:15and make it the truth the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth it all began with that
27:26dreadful liar i mean hop how do you feel all right i think
27:47what kind of place is this oh it's a terrible place absolutely beastly it's a rotten little
27:53warp out of time and space that out there that's the way it was before the universe was born absolutely
28:00chaotic why did you bring me here why did i bring i i told you to go back and like
28:06all women you
28:07wouldn't listen then you tricked dr smith you knew playing that harp wouldn't take him back to earth
28:12you knew we would only come back here what did you want me to do let him torture me with
28:17that
28:17blasted harp well just get me out of here that's all i wish i could what do you mean
28:25well this is a prison i'm a criminal oh i don't mean i robbed anybody or anything like that but
28:30you
28:30remember i told you about that well trying to stir things up on that planet where i came from well
28:34it was more of a a revolution that sort of thing then they sent you here for how long for
28:42how long
28:43are you morbus no until i can think of a way to get out well don't look at me like
28:52that this isn't
28:54as though i haven't tried i don't like it here how long have you been trying oh 10 or 12
29:03000 of your
29:04years well i told you time doesn't mean anything here all that time oh i'm allowed out from time to
29:11time
29:11like uh an exercise period for an imprisoned convict and every time i think i'm free the sound of
29:18that blasted harp drives me back what's the harp got to do with this everything the harp created this
29:24place sort of an interdimensional key lock and jailer but i've got an idea and this time i think it'll
29:32work what's that i'm gonna get somebody to break that heart and then i don't know maybe it'll be worse
29:41but on the other hand how long before you can try oh a thousand years or so a thousand years
29:49i don't know maybe it'll be worse
29:51judy
29:52judy
30:00get out get out
30:03out you monster
30:07get out out
30:19many frightening things in this place between worlds never leave this room unless i'm with you
30:29i found it there in that niche
30:35look at that this niche has been carved out of this solid rock
30:38now look at the shape of it it's kind of shaped like an old-fashioned keyhole
30:42well why is the key the key to what a terrible place i beg you don't pursue this what about
30:48judy
30:49poor soul but we have the key to our prison what do you mean it is the sequence of sound
30:54produced by
30:54the instrument that unlocks the door into another dimension now that's great but how do we know which
30:59sounds to play dr smith knows the sequence of sounds play dr smith yeah play i really have a very
31:05poor ear for music you've got a good enough ear for that now play how dare you sir play
31:16no doubt to the place where the woodbine twineth and the iceman ventureth not some sense of humor
31:28i'm back again
31:31i don't like it here and i don't like you either
31:36i don't like it here and i don't like it here and i don't like it here and i don't
32:04like it here
32:04oh mr bormus you gave me quite a turn
32:08You certainly have changed, sir. Up to your old tricks.
32:14You are Mr. Morbus?
32:18You're not. I must see him immediately.
32:22Excuse me, please.
32:35Now, Smith was standing right under this niche when he disappeared. What do you make of it?
32:39I'm not sure.
32:40The answer seems obvious. The vibrations of the musical notes cause a warp in the time-space continuum,
32:47which has the effect of opening a door into another dimension.
32:51How about that?
32:53Can you reproduce those notes from your memory bank?
32:55I can.
32:56Then do it.
32:57John, I hope you know what you're doing.
32:58Do as I say.
33:05Apparently, the key doesn't work unless you're standing right under the arch.
33:10Well?
33:11One of us has to go. Might as well be me.
33:12She's my daughter, Don.
33:13Yeah, but I've got strong feelings toward it, too. And besides, you'll be needed out here.
33:16All right. We'll simplify matters. We'll both go.
33:19What are the chances of effecting a return from that other dimension?
33:22If there was no chance of return, I would not be able to send any human through the spacewalk.
33:28It would be against the prime directive of Robotex to expose human beings to danger of any kind.
33:33We'll get the message. You ready?
33:38Phew. Now.
33:53Try that one.
34:03Leave me alone.
34:13...and over there.
34:15Now, boy.
34:23will you stop whimpering and sniveling look i'm a very tender-hearted fella i hate seeing women
34:29try i want to go home well you can't go home and that's that now try to be a big
34:34brave girl
34:35i don't want to be a big brave girl i want to go home oh if you say that again
34:41i'll
34:44oh judy see what i have for you i don't want to see it oh you'll want to see it
34:56a diamond judy as big as a goose egg
35:10will you stop acting like a child all right all right i'll get you out of here is one way
35:16or
35:16another you will yeah it'll take a thousand years of your time continuum but it'll pass quickly
35:22don't say that again women crying women crying women crying women crying women crying no reference
35:38what's the matter with me i'm not ugly i can be very kind and charming now what more do you
35:45want
35:45a tender little nest riches me oh no judy judy i'll show you something now i'll show you something
35:55it's fun see it goes around see it's fun judy oh no no this is a prison and you're a
36:10crap
36:13no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
36:14no no no yes mawrp
36:14no stop that again that was political god sky
36:24what was that i know uh help oh help Oh god
36:29Dr Smith the fire is so hot and I'm so cold which way shall i go
36:34to the left to the right which way is up that's the way i really walk to go
36:39Won't somebody help me? Oh, dear.
36:44Oh, sadness. Oh, sorrow.
36:47Is this you, Mr. Malbus?
36:51No. Help! Help!
36:54Some fools never learn.
36:57Now, don't you leave this room until I get back.
37:09Oh, dear. I'm lost. And I'm frightened.
37:14If I ever get out of this, I must give serious consideration to mending my ways.
37:18I really mean it, Mr. Malbus, wherever you are. I really do mean it. I will.
37:22I will mend my ways. Somebody help me.
37:27Help! Help! Help!
37:31Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Whatever shall I do?
37:34I shall never survive this. Never. I know it.
37:42Oh! Stay away from me! Stay away from me!
37:46Go away, I tell you! Go away!
37:49Oh, no! No! No!
37:53Oh, dear heavens. What sort of demon are you?
37:57I'll get away. Don't you stand there.
37:59Whatever it is you're gonna do, get it over with crickly bees!
38:03Major, do something. Save me!
38:05Almost.
38:07What do you want to do that for?
38:09Shoo!
38:11He's harmless, really. He's quite beneficial.
38:14He helps keep down the vermin.
38:15Yeah. Well, he's going after Smith.
38:17That's what I said. He helps keep down the vermin.
38:18Oh, your infernal majesty. Thank heaven I found you.
38:22This is all a frightful mistake. I'm here quite by accident.
38:25You will recall, sir, I trust your promise to take the proper steps
38:28to return me to the world of living things.
38:30Oh, stop babbling at me.
38:31What did you call him? His infernal majesty.
38:35Surely you know who he is and where we are.
38:38The man's an idiot. He thinks I'm the devil and this is Hades.
38:42Although if there's anyone who deserves to be there...
38:46You mean to say that you aren't and this isn't?
38:50Of course not.
38:51Indeed. Whoever you are, sir, you're a cheat and a fraud.
38:54You have deliberately deceived me and I hold you in complete disrespect.
38:58Just who are you?
39:00I told you before. My name is Morbus and I come from Lyrie.
39:03I got mixed up in a political movement and they sent me here.
39:07All right. Where's Judy and what have you done with her?
39:08Oh, relax. She's fine.
39:11I just have to think of some way to get you out of here.
39:14Perhaps the harp.
39:16The harp?
39:16I have it, you see?
39:17Oh, it won't work here. Nothing works here.
39:20I guess I'm stuck with the both of you.
39:22Come on, Wes. We'll go to my quarters.
39:24Not you. You stay.
39:26Here? With these horrors?
39:28Well, you brought it on yourself, Smith.
39:29If you'd done as I asked in the first place, none of this would have happened.
39:32But I told you I tried to break it. I really did.
39:34Look. Look.
39:36You see? It simply won't break.
39:39Well, you're gonna have a nice long time to figure out how to break it.
39:42Hold on, sir.
39:42You forget I know the secret of this harp. I can make you suffer.
39:47He never quits trying, does he?
39:49I told you that thing has no effect on me here.
39:52Sound back, sir.
39:53I warned you. Come here.
40:00Pick up the harp, West.
40:03You gonna leave Smith out here alone?
40:05Why not?
40:07It'll teach him a lesson.
40:12What's to become of me now?
40:17I must fly.
40:18Why, you stay away from me, sir.
40:19Oh, please.
40:20Please don't hurt me.
40:21I've done nothing to you.
40:21Have I, dear, dear friend?
40:23Oh, Mr. Morbors!
40:24Please.
40:25Please don't hurt me.
40:26I have done nothing to you, have I?
40:27And I never would.
40:28I really never would.
40:29Please.
40:30Please don't harm me, sir.
40:31You seem to be a quite nice mess by yourself, sir.
40:33Please don't do that.
40:34Why would you?
40:38Well, I don't know why you have to ostracize me.
40:41I've done everything I can to make things all right.
40:43Why did you inflict yourself on us in the first place?
40:46Inflict?
40:47Ho, ho, ho.
40:48I like that.
40:49Who was it who was singing sad songs because there was no romance in your circumscribed life?
40:54What a thing to say.
40:55I never...
40:56I like that.
40:57I saw it on my screen.
40:59Why do you think I chose to visit you in the first place?
41:01To bring a little sunshine into your drab existence.
41:05Sunshine?
41:06And what was my reward?
41:07A torrent of tears.
41:09I feel for you, Major.
41:10The woman is a veritable niobe.
41:12She'll drown you in tears in the next hundred years.
41:15Mark my word.
41:16Now, just a moment here, Morbors.
41:17Don, control yourself.
41:19Yes, Don.
41:20You better control yourself.
41:20I may be forced to do something unpleasant.
41:22Oh, yeah?
41:23Now, just what is it you think you're gonna do?
41:26Oh, boy.
41:26This is gonna be a happy threesome through all eternity.
41:29No, never mind that.
41:29Never mind that.
41:30Just repeat what you just said.
41:31All right.
41:32I said, Don, control yourself.
41:35And stop acting like a child, or I may have to treat you like one.
41:39Yeah.
41:40Not a very articulate child, either.
41:42Okay, Morbors.
41:43Now, you listen.
41:44Now, you just...
41:44Hey, you're not making anything easier.
41:46Judy, you just stay out of this.
41:48Okay.
41:48I'm ready.
41:49Come on.
41:50Oh, no.
41:53All right.
41:53Throw the first punch.
41:54No, no, no.
41:54You hit me first.
41:55Come on.
41:56Let's go.
41:56Oh, I insist.
42:00Just keep out of this.
42:00I've been waiting for this moment for a long while.
42:02Come on.
42:03Now, put up your dukes, buddy.
42:04Come on.
42:04Oh, all right.
42:10How did you do that?
42:11Elementary, my dear boy.
42:13Yeah?
42:14Well, you're gonna get it this time.
42:15Come on.
42:16Come on.
42:19Come on.
42:20Fast duck, huh?
42:22Okay.
42:22Come on.
42:23Get up again.
42:23One more time.
42:24Come on.
42:31Will you stay still so I can hit you?
42:34Oh, very well.
42:36Let's go.
42:40Oh.
42:41Oh.
42:42Oh.
42:43Oh, Major.
42:44Major.
42:44Listen.
42:45I'm terribly sorry.
42:45Will you stay away from me?
42:46Oh, I want to apologize.
42:48Please, Major.
42:49Just wait one minute.
42:51I'm gonna have done this.
42:52I'm telling you.
42:53Just one.
42:53Just one.
42:54Please, listen.
42:55I'm telling you.
42:58Oh, dear.
43:00Oh, dear.
43:10The heart.
43:12It's broken.
43:14It can't hurt me.
43:16It doesn't.
43:20I'm free.
43:26After all these ages, I'm free.
43:32How did you do it?
43:34I don't know.
43:35Smith tried it.
43:36Hundreds before him.
43:37I appeal to their every greed and vice
43:39to destroy the harp and break my prison.
43:42And you.
43:45But of course.
43:48Oh, of all the infernal idiots, the prize fool.
43:51Me.
43:51When it's so simple.
43:53What are you talking about?
43:54The pure in heart.
43:56The ingenuous.
43:57The kind and generous spirits of this world like you.
44:00You are the only people who could smash the harp and set me free.
44:05And all this time, I've been appealing to the greedy, evil creatures of the world like Smith.
44:12Marvis!
44:12What's going on here?
44:14Oh, no.
44:14Not another one.
44:15It's all right, Dad.
44:17Don's not really hurt.
44:18It's all my fault.
44:20Judy, what's happening?
44:23A minor miracle, my friend.
44:25Goodbye, Judy.
44:27Goodbye.
44:27Where are you going?
44:29Home.
44:30But they'll just put you back in prison.
44:32Ah, that presupposes my new revolution will fail.
44:36This time, it's going to be different.
44:38I've had 12,000 years to think about it.
44:42Marvis!
44:43How do we get out of here?
44:45Just follow me.
44:48That guy passed quite a punch.
44:52What are we going to do?
44:54Like a man says, this place is breaking out.
44:56Oh, my!
44:59Ah!
45:12Ah!
45:15Ah!
45:15Ah!
45:16Ah!
45:16Oh, my!
45:16Judy!
45:18Oh, my!
45:19Well, do you still feel that this place is too cut and dried for you?
45:22I never want to leave any of you ever again.
45:24Well?
45:25Well?
45:28John, have you ever seen a bird like that before?
45:30Well, it might be a ruby-crested brackle.
45:34Oh, very funny.
45:35Very funny, indeed.
45:37Will you kindly assist me down from this wretched tree?
45:40The seat of my trousers is impaled on his branch.
45:44Oh, it's got this, man.
45:47All right.
45:47Come on.
45:48Careful!
45:49Careful!
45:50Oh, my God!
45:52Oh, my God!
45:52Oh, my God!
45:54Oh, my God!
45:54Oh!
45:55Oh, my God!
45:57Oh, my God!
46:03Don't you stand there like a frozen Eskimo!
46:06Set them up again, boy.
46:07Will you?
46:07That's your ball.
46:08the game is over the score 135 to 50 you lose dr. Smith everyone has a bad game
46:18in his system that what was mine all right will you shall we try it again
46:21we've played five games not slaughtered you and everyone never fear Smith is
46:25here I've really been building up your confidence and now I shall apply the
46:29pressure set them up again boy they just don't make us robots like they used to
46:35the truth of the matter is this bowling ball just isn't proper looks all right
46:40to me the weight isn't suitable to an expert like me the slightest variance of
46:44the ball can make a vast difference here you can use mine it's lighter than your
46:48oh yes this is what I've needed all along prepare yourself William down you go down
46:57to ignominious defeat the pins are ready the floor is full
47:04the perfect coordination less talk more action please silence you nanny observe
47:14dr. Smith are you all right
47:19seeing is believing he did everything perfectly unfortunately he forgot to
47:34release the ball
47:34what are you doing you made me for life we might have to blast
47:39oh I'll blast you you bubbly bird friend oh yeah whatever shall I do do first
47:49look at the ball I don't believe it it's rolling away all on its own
48:01the ball it's coming back
48:05warning warning extreme danger
48:08he's right run for your life
48:15you
48:21you
48:25you
48:26you
48:26you
48:35Oh, my God.
48:56Oh, my God.
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