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TV, Movie, Lost in Space (1965) S3E20 - Fugitives In Space
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00:06Prison Quadrant Number 5
00:09All inmates prepare for inspection
00:12Prison Quadrant Number 5
00:14All inmates prepare for inspection
00:18Prison Quadrant Number 5
00:20All inmates prepare for inspection
00:37Oh, my God.
01:03Come on, Smith. You're supposed to be helping.
01:05My presence here is quite help enough, Major.
01:07You know that my delicate back does not permit me to indulge in manual labor.
01:11Well, you better indulge right now.
01:17Come on!
01:19But I'm just the funny part.
01:20Hurry up!
01:21Oh, very well.
01:29Well, what is it?
01:30Tap the pen while I hold this in place.
01:32With what?
01:33The hammer.
01:34Where is it?
01:35There!
01:36Here?
01:37There!
01:43Smith, my order.
01:45Is that my fault?
01:45I told you I was not well enough to do all this heavy work.
01:48Major!
01:49You wouldn't strike an invalid.
01:52Get out of here, Smith.
01:53Just get out of my sight.
01:54Splendid idea.
01:55I know.
01:59Dad!
02:00Hazel!
02:01Come quickly!
02:04He's dead.
02:05I know he's dead.
02:06Stop me, Wailing.
02:08He's not dead.
02:09He's probably had some kind of an accident.
02:11From the look of him, he's had more than one accident.
02:13You stay here.
02:15I'll get the first aid kit for the chariot.
02:17I'll be back in a few minutes.
02:18Hurry!
02:19I don't realize the prospect of staying here alone with this terrible creature,
02:22dead or alive.
02:23Ah!
02:24What sound and you're dead!
02:41Get out of here.
02:41Yongjacha-É” horiqa.
02:45I'm никак.
02:47I have no idea what on the boat will do.
02:49I have no idea what it's coming.
02:50I love you, you find the boat.
02:52It will be on the boat until you die.
02:55He'll be on the boat.
03:01gracias.
03:02I'll be back in a place.ケvitt
03:07How
03:09does this
03:10paintphrase
03:20¶¶
03:41I... I wouldn't dream of making a sound.
03:45I'm a friend trying to help you.
03:48A friend, do you understand? A good friend?
03:51How did you get here?
03:53I don't know.
03:54Last thing I remembered, I was running low on fuel.
03:57And then I stalled out.
03:58And I crashed.
04:01You alone here in this crazy place?
04:03There's just me, Major West.
04:05He's gone to fetch you a first aid kit to help you.
04:08You see, we are friends.
04:10If you really want to be my friend,
04:13you wouldn't let me stand here freezing to death.
04:16Here, let's trade.
04:18Oh, it's a lovely shirt, I'm sure, but I don't look well in stripes.
04:22I said trade!
04:23Now, you give me that jacket!
04:25Or I'll tear it off on your arms with it!
04:27Here, take it. Take it. It's yours. Accept it as my gift.
04:34Not even a thank you, indeed.
04:36Whatever has happened to good manners.
04:39This tacky material probably provides no warmth of any kind.
04:43But it's cold!
04:45I'd better put it on.
04:46And I'm sure it's an abominable fit.
04:50Ugh!
04:50I do hope I don't run into anybody that knows me.
05:01Good afternoon, gentlemen.
05:02You arrived just in the nick of time.
05:04Don't move.
05:06What is the meaning of this, sir?
05:07You don't want me?
05:09You want that terrible fellow who just left.
05:11With my nice, warm jacket, I might add, he went that way.
05:15But I don't understand.
05:16You should know by now there's no escape from prison planet Destructon.
05:22Destructon?
05:23The warden will be pleased with us.
05:26Captured an escaped convict.
05:27No, no, you're making a terrible mistake.
05:29I'm innocent. I never broke the law in my life.
05:32Oh, please, don't harm me!
05:38What are you doing?
05:40Okay, okay, you better let them go.
05:41Major, tell them who I am.
05:43Tell them I'm not an escaped prisoner.
05:45You look very natural, Smith.
05:47Don't let them take me away!
05:49Ah, it's a great temptation, but, uh, I guess I'm stuck with you.
05:52You better let them go.
05:54Interfere and you'll be destroyed.
06:05Stop!
06:06This isn't the escaped prisoner.
06:08Oh, thank heaven.
06:09But warden...
06:10Thank you, warden.
06:11He came just in time.
06:12Yes, it appears so.
06:14Now, where is the prisoner that you helped to escape?
06:17Oh, we didn't help any prisoner escape.
06:18Of course we didn't.
06:20Then how is it your friend is wearing the jacket of the prison planet?
06:24He means the prison planet Destructon.
06:27Oh, I see that you're familiar with my little, uh, establishment.
06:32Yes.
06:33I mean, no.
06:34Then you're aware that in helping a prisoner to escape,
06:37that you have just violated section 42B of the Intergalactic Penal Code.
06:42Look, uh, we had no idea he was an escaped prisoner.
06:45Ignorance of the law is no excuse.
06:48Somebody must have helped him to escape.
06:50I assure you, my dear sir, it was not I.
06:53He did it!
06:54I saw him!
06:55Smith!
06:57Then you were here.
06:59You were an eyewitness to the whole thing?
07:00Oh, yes, an eyewitness to the whole thing.
07:02And you did nothing about it?
07:03Well, you see, I was so appalled at what was happening, I didn't quite know what to do.
07:08But did you try to forcibly stop him?
07:10Oh, yes, yes, I did.
07:13He... they threatened me.
07:14Why, you...
07:17You're aware, of course, that Article 863D of the Intergalactic Penal Code provides that it is a felony not to
07:27try to forcibly stop a person or a person engaged in aiding a prisoner.
07:30But, Your Honor, I mean, Mr. Warden, I did my best. Truly, I did.
07:35You'll both be remanded to the Intergalactic Court for the control of criminal procedure and tried for your crimes.
07:40We haven't committed any crimes.
07:42Don't try anything foolish.
07:43It won't do you any good, anyway.
07:45This is all your fault, Major.
07:47I should have had better sense than to try to protect you.
07:50March!
07:51Mr. Warden, it's your responsibility to protect me?
07:54I said march!
08:08Don, Dr. Smith!
08:10What happened?
08:12They're under arrest.
08:13That's what happened.
08:14Under arrest?
08:15Yes.
08:16William, you must find your father immediately and tell him he must vouch for me as a character witness.
08:20I can't do that, Dr. Smith.
08:21Dad and the others are away at the radar station.
08:24Character references are of no interest to me.
08:27These men are charged with a very serious crime.
08:30Imagine trying to help a prisoner to escape.
08:32No one escapes my prison.
08:34But I'm innocent, I tell you.
08:35Look, 500 years of penal perfection, 861 cases of attempted escape, and in the end, no one was successful.
08:46They don't call me the warden's warden for nothing.
08:49You just can't assume they're guilty even without a trial.
08:52That's uncivilized!
08:54Oh, we're not uncivilized.
08:56They'll have a trial.
08:57Unshackle the prisoners.
08:59An instant trial is all we'll have time for, but it will be fair under the circumstances.
09:04Instant trial.
09:16Hear ye, hear ye.
09:19The First Circuit Computer Control Court is now in session.
09:24Judge 781, revised model, 94E presiding.
09:30Good afternoon, Your Honor.
09:32Prosecution awaits the pleasure of the court.
09:35You know, I'll bet the robot knows all about those kinds of computers.
09:38We'll have you out of here in nothing flat.
09:40William, don't forget about me.
09:42I won't forget about you.
09:43You can count on that, Smith.
09:44Don't worry, Dr. Smith.
09:45We'll get you out of here, too.
09:47Oh, thank you, my dear boy.
09:48I knew you wouldn't forget a friend in need.
09:51A robot!
09:52Come here.
09:58Are you familiar with the statutes in the Intergalactic Penal Code?
10:02I have a complete knowledge of all the statutes in the Penal Code.
10:05Intergalactic law was programmed into me during my first term at IRT.
10:09Robot, didn't you tell me that you majored in pre-med?
10:12I did, but I also majored in law.
10:15I am a robot of many tapes.
10:17You bumptious braggart! Don't just stand there and do something.
10:20None of your tapes will do your friends any good.
10:24When I get my hands on prisoners, they stay that way.
10:27They are not prisoners yet.
10:29There is the trial first.
10:31A mere formality.
10:33After a brief recess for lunch.
10:38Robot, what have you heard about that kind of judge?
10:42It appears to be an Alien 781, revised Model 94E.
10:46They are said to be extremely tough judges.
10:49Sticklers for upholding the exact letter of the law.
10:52Oh, sadness and sorrow to be tried by a hanging computer.
10:56Isn't there anything we can do to help?
10:58Perhaps.
10:59If the escaped convict were to be found and returned to custody,
11:03the judge might take a kinder view toward the charges against Dr. Smith and the Major.
11:06Oh, please find him, my dear friend.
11:08You cannot allow them to incarcerate me.
11:11Do you think you can do it?
11:12I have not used my trail and detect tapes for some time.
11:15Their servo mechanisms are quite rusty.
11:18But I will try.
11:20Good.
11:20And hurry.
11:21Quick, Dr. Smith, give me that jacket.
11:23Yes, yes, here it is.
11:23Here it is.
11:25Here it is.
11:26There.
11:33My electronic scent analyzers have locked in on the Alien.
11:37I will now shift into automatic track and secure.
11:40It is an unusually fine system, and one we can all be proud of.
11:45Is the prosecution ready?
11:48Ready, Your Honor.
11:49Is the defense ready?
11:54I guess so, Your Honor.
11:56Proceed with the prosecution.
11:58Your computer punch card is now ready.
12:01Yes, sir.
12:02Yes, sir.
12:21the jury has digested the prosecution proceed with the defense
12:28they're as good as convicted already is the defense ready
12:55your honor that offense rests the prisoners will face the bench
13:07after a fair and impartial digital survey of all the evidence the members of the jury have reached a
13:13verdict and found you both guilty as charged major i'm going to faint your honor there's been a
13:20serious miscarriage of justice here order order in the court and now i will pass the sentence of
13:28this court wait your honor i have new evidence to present to the court the escaped convict who
13:39will tell exactly what happened very well the court will hear this new evidence please my dear sir
13:45tell them what happened my lips are sealed against the code of the underworld to sing
13:51nobody's asking you to sing just tell them that zachary smith is as innocent as a newborn babe
13:56i'm not a squealer but you must squeal i beg of you tell them the truth that's the way it
14:02is partner
14:02they caught us all fair and square the game's up with us smithy take it like a man sentence will
14:10now be passed you will both be taken to prison plant destruct on where you'll spend the rest of
14:16your life spans at hard labor warden take the prisoners in charge
14:32take him to the chain forge yes warden major don't leave me even if i had a choice in the
14:38matter i still
14:39would
14:48now then who is next i'm afraid it's my turn sir
14:56yes siri just as i thought a classic criminal profile
15:02but that's not my best side mr warden i must tell you i may have told some small falsehoods on
15:09special occasions and only when absolutely necessary of course but basically i'm a very
15:15good person don't you think i have been warden of this prison planet for 500 years and you're
15:20telling me i can't spot a criminal type when i see one no no of course not you are a
15:26criminal type
15:26if i say so you are definitely one if you want to get along rule number one is don't contradict
15:34the
15:34warden but i wasn't contradicting i was merely saying you were saying i was mistaken and prisoners
15:39who say that end up in solitary confinement do you understand yes now as i was saying you were saying
15:48that i'm definitely a classic criminal type and don't think that you're tough either
15:54i have ways of dealing with prisoners who think they are tough in fact it's one of my many small
16:01pleasures it is oh yes it wasn't easy for destructon to get the reputation of being the toughest prison
16:08planet in the entire galaxy we work very hard to get it and we're working just as hard to keep
16:14it
16:15so you cause me any trouble at all and i'll make it so hard for you you'll be begging the
16:22guards to
16:22turn their ray guns on you oh that won't be necessary my dear sir i'm i'm not tough i'm very
16:29gentle
16:29and very kind you see i've never been in a place like this before and i'm frightened you'll get used
16:36to it i will oh yes as a matter of fact you have a whole lifetime to get used to
16:42it oh please believe
16:43me zachary smith is innocent ask anybody there is no more zachary smith you're only a prison number now
16:51seven five six four nine eight two seven three oh this is the final ignominy i'm no longer me
17:00i'm a prison number oh thank heavens my friends and family will never know
17:07you've got assigned to work and live in quadrant six one of the nicer quadrants i trust
17:12as befits my station as a matter of fact it is the worst quadrant in the entire galaxy
17:18the temperature is over 150 degrees and the work in that quadrant is the hardest we have to offer
17:25my dear sir i'm frightfully sorry about disagreeing with you please don't go out of your way to make
17:31things difficult for me no i won't you must remember that this is a prison planet you weren't sent here
17:39for a vacation take him away no just a moment mr warden i would like to discuss with you
17:47the possibility of making me a prison trustee no take him away to the chamber i'll join you all later
17:56in the viewing tube
17:57no
18:02quadrant six
18:03prepare for new arrivals
18:05quadrant six quadrant six
18:08prepare for new arrivals
18:10quadrant six quadrant six
18:14prepare for new arrivals
18:21it doesn't look too pleasant out there
18:23but at least it's not as hot as you said it would be
18:26this viewing tube is kept at the same pleasant atmosphere as the administration buildings on the
18:31other side of the planet outside it's just as hot as i promised you
18:40it's unbearably hot how do you expect us to survive in this kind of temperature
18:44i'm too young to die
18:46the computer court sentenced you to here for the rest of your lives
18:51it didn't say how long that would take
18:54i brought you some company
18:56prisoner seven five six four nine eight oh two
18:59meet prisoners seven five six four nine eight two seven three
19:02and seven five six four nine eight two seven four
19:04ways to meet you two seven three two seven four
19:07chain them up
19:10just a moment
19:11you can't just leave us here like this
19:36as if it weren't bad enough to be imprisoned in this horrible place
19:39we have to live chained to this monster
19:42oh you don't want to live chained to me huh
19:45well that can be easily arranged
19:50oh it's so hot
19:52i feel a splitting headache coming on
20:02that's all the more reason we've got to help each other out stick that much closer together just to stay
20:03in the middle of the night
20:03stop it
20:04stop it
20:04can't you understand we're all in this together
20:08oh
20:09oh
20:09oh
20:10oh
20:10oh
20:10oh
20:11oh
20:12oh
20:12oh
20:12oh
20:13oh
20:13oh
20:13oh
20:14oh
20:21oh
20:22oh
20:22There's no more reason. We've got to help each other out.
20:24Stick that much closer together just to stay alive.
20:26Oh, it's so hot. Everything is so hot. We're doomed here.
20:32How do they expect us to work in this heat?
20:34It's still early in the morning.
20:37Wait until noon when it really gets hot.
20:40Hotter than this? That's impossible.
20:43Twice as hot. And with that burning wind blowing into your face.
20:47And no shade. No place to hide from it.
20:51I want to go home.
20:53As bad as it is, this is home, Smith.
20:55That is, until Will can contact the others and they can figure a way to get us out of here.
20:59If you're thinking of parole, forget it.
21:02There are no paroles on Destructon.
21:04How can you exist without hope?
21:06Who said anything about not having any hope?
21:09There's always hope for prisoners brave enough to try to escape.
21:12Escape? What an interesting idea.
21:15You have a plan, of course.
21:16I always have a plan.
21:17I should like very much to hear it.
21:19Nothing doing.
21:19We're staying put.
21:20Making the best of it.
21:21Until we get out of here legally.
21:23I told you to forget about paroles.
21:25Forget about mercy.
21:27You're condemned here for life.
21:29Just...
21:29Just how long have you been here?
21:34282 years or is it 283 years?
21:38I forget sometimes.
21:40282 years?
21:42I'll be an old man by then.
21:43Major, you must get us out of this inferno.
21:46There's only one way we have to escape.
21:48I'll lead you.
21:50Oh, I've escaped hundreds of times already.
21:52And you've been brought back hundreds of times already in chains.
21:55But not this time.
21:57Because this time I have a fantastic plan.
22:01See, I've got friends on the outside who will help me.
22:04All we have to do is get to them and they'll help us.
22:08Don't listen to them, Smith.
22:11What was that?
22:17Look at the guard making his rounds.
22:28Prisoners in quadrant six, your work quota is not registering on the master computer.
22:33Remember, no work, no ice.
22:37No work, no ice.
22:40Ice?
22:41They work our fingers to the bone all day.
22:43They send us a block of ice so at least we can sleep at night.
22:48Work hard all day for an oversized ice cube?
22:51I won't do it.
22:52Well, you'd better.
22:53Tonight when it's still blazing hot, you wish you had that nice cool ice to huddle around.
22:58Well, back to work time!
23:09Pal, Zachary, many happy returns.
23:15This is fun.
23:17Patty cake, patty cake, baker's man.
23:21Bake me a cake as fast as you can.
23:23Roll it and pat it, then mark it with S.
23:26Put it in the oven for Dr. Smith and Major West.
23:31Are you serious?
23:35Robot, how can you carry on as if nothing has happened
23:39when Don and Dr. Smith are gonna spend the rest of their lives in prison?
23:43That is not necessarily a true statement.
23:45What have you got here?
23:47I have been practicing some of the culinary arts that were programmed into me.
23:50It is called a three-layer chocolate maple surprise.
23:53I was going to bake an angel food cake, but I did not think it appropriate for Dr. Smith.
23:58Your computers must be out of whack.
24:01How can you bake a cake at a time like this?
24:03These things do not concern you.
24:06Now, I must find an appropriate box to put it in so that it can be delivered to Dr. Smith
24:10and Major West.
24:11Wait a minute. I get you.
24:13You've baked a hacksaw or a file in there, haven't you?
24:16That is an incorrect assumption.
24:19Well, it's a nice cake anyway.
24:22I guess it'll be a big comfort to Don and Dr. Smith to know that we're thinking about them.
24:28That candle burns funny.
24:30Hurry, we must get out of here.
24:32What happened?
24:33You don't ask questions. Just get out of there.
24:34What did you mean?
24:46Boyd, you weren't kidding when you said it was a chocolate maple surprise.
24:49I took the liberty of baking some plastic explosives inside the cake.
24:53I thought it would be of more help to them than a file or a hacksaw.
24:57Much lighter, too. It took less yeast to make it rise.
25:00Robot, I'm ashamed of you. I thought you were programmed for law and order.
25:04I am, but I am also programmed for justice and fair play.
25:07Dr. Smith and the Major have been falsely imprisoned.
25:10It is only right that I do what I can for them until they can get a fair trial.
25:15You're right, and I'll help you.
25:16No, Will Robinson. It is much too dangerous.
25:19I will take the risk myself.
25:21Robot, I only want to help.
25:23We shall see, but first I must make another cake.
25:27Perhaps an angel food cake this time.
25:30After all, it is the thought that counts.
25:33Now, where is my recipe?
25:43Oh, it's so cool. So nice and cool.
25:47Lucky we got this ice tonight. We almost didn't make our work quota.
25:51The work is too hard for me, and everything is so hot.
25:54I'll never make it 283 years like you have.
25:58You don't look like you regenerate too well.
26:01Regenerate?
26:02Well, I'm a Kalaran from the planet Xandor,
26:04and we Kalarans regenerate every time we get killed.
26:08Oh, dear.
26:09How many times have you been killed?
26:13Eh, 11, maybe 12 times since I got here.
26:17I lose track.
26:18You know, you're gonna be in big trouble here if you don't regenerate.
26:21Unless you smarten up and come up in my escape plan, eh?
26:27And I told you nothing doing.
26:29We're not gonna get in any more trouble by trying to escape.
26:31Oh, a couple of more days of this heat,
26:33and you'll be begging me to take you with me.
26:35All right, knock it off. Let's get some sleep.
26:38And think cool. We've got a tough day ahead of us tomorrow.
26:40I must think cool.
26:42You'll be begging me to take you with me.
26:44Just wait. You'll see.
26:46You think it's hot now.
26:49Let's wait till summer comes.
26:54Come in.
26:55You wanted to see me, sir?
26:58Yes.
26:59I've been going over your reports.
27:04On the first set of rounds, Guard Number 10 reported that he saw the prisoners in Quadrant 6 just sitting
27:10and talking.
27:11Yes, sir. That's right.
27:12But Creech seemed to be doing most of the talking.
27:16The two new prisoners more or less just listened.
27:19I knew it.
27:20They can't fool the greatest warden in the galaxy.
27:24The time of imprisonment when multiplied by the ratio of discontentment accelerates rapidly when divided by the degrees of heat.
27:31They are already planning their escape.
27:34But how can you be sure?
27:36Are you questioning me?
27:39The greatest warden in the universe?
27:40Oh, no, sir. Of course not.
27:43Remember when those prisoners tried that mass escape in Quadrant 10 83 years ago?
27:48Who anticipated their plans and was there ready and waiting for them with armed guards?
27:52You were, warden.
27:54Right!
27:55And when I say now that the prisoners in Quadrant 6 are planning an escape, who is right?
28:01Well, you are, warden.
28:02Right!
28:04You know, I'm really correct in thinking I'm a truly marvelous warden.
28:10And to think my mother wanted me to be a dentist.
28:15Yes, they're planning an escape.
28:17But it will be just too bad for them.
28:19Because we'll be there ready and waiting for them.
28:23Right?
28:24Right!
28:24Wrong!
28:25You will be there waiting for them.
28:27I'll be taking a dip in my swimming pool.
28:31You know, I've been thinking perhaps an invisible molecular vaporizing field should be set up around Devil's Quadrant.
28:39Then in case they try to pass through it.
28:42Zap!
28:43Three little piles of ashes.
28:48And the warden's warden has done it again.
28:57It has always been my experience that a man of gracious habits and self-esteem will always find a way
29:02to maintain his personal appearance.
29:03I said to shut up.
29:07There!
29:08Finished.
29:09And I'm sure I look lovely.
29:10Last chance, Major.
29:12You may have the razor if you'd like it.
29:13Ha!
29:13That's not a razor!
29:15It's old Mordekon's pig-sticker.
29:18He slit three guards' throats with it before they vaporized him.
29:26Now back to work time!
29:36Your turn now, old buddy!
29:39But you're doing so nicely, old buddy.
29:42Smashing those big rocks with such strong manly blows.
29:45I was very impressed.
29:47Please continue.
29:47You're doing splendidly.
29:49You take your choice.
29:50You better start smashing the rocks with this, or I'll start smashing your head.
29:57No consideration for my weakened state.
30:00How's the mirror?
30:01I shall do my share.
30:03I will not have it said that I was shirking my responsibilities.
30:10All right, Smith.
30:12It's all yours.
30:14I'm sure.
30:18Hit it harder!
30:19I can't.
30:21It burns my hands.
30:22Listen, you better stop breaking those rocks!
30:24Because if you don't, we won't make our work quarter.
30:28And if that happens, we won't get our sleeping ice.
30:31And if that happens, I'd hate to be you.
30:34Because that would make me very unhappy with you, old buddy.
30:43That's better.
30:49Looks like some people have come to see you.
30:53Major, they brought our pardon, I'm sure of it.
30:56That's why they've come, don't you think?
30:57I sure do hope so, Smith.
30:59Come on.
31:00Take it easy!
31:02Take it easy!
31:03It's too hot to move fast.
31:05Greetings, Dr. Smith.
31:07Greetings, Major West.
31:08Thank heavens you've arrived.
31:10I knew you'd arrange a pardon for us.
31:12Dr. Smith, we're trying just as hard as we can.
31:15We did bring you this birthday cake.
31:18I'm burning up alive and you bring me a cake?
31:21You pot-bellied prankster!
31:22It's not my birthday!
31:24You could pretend.
31:25Oh, no, I can't believe it.
31:28We shall have to remain here in this furnace forever.
31:31It doesn't feel so hot in here.
31:33In fact, it's kind of chilly.
31:35Yes, I know it's deliciously cold in there,
31:37but it's frightfully hot out here!
31:39All right, if you insist.
31:42But I'm sure all my joints will get stiff.
31:45I hope so.
31:47Stop shivering, Ninny.
31:49That's the least you can do.
31:50And may I remind you that if it weren't for your legal pretensions,
31:53I wouldn't be in this predicament.
31:55Don't blame the robot, Dr. Smith.
31:57He tried his best.
31:58We all tried.
31:59And we'll never stop trying.
32:01Even if it takes the rest of our lives.
32:04Oh, listen to him, Will.
32:05I know you're trying your best.
32:07Before we go,
32:09can I give this to Prisoner 7564-98273?
32:14It is just a little something to help brighten the lonely hours of incarceration.
32:24Mmm, very tasty.
32:27Chocolate maple surprise angel food cake.
32:31Very unusual.
32:32Thank you for the compliment.
32:34It is an old family recipe.
32:36I'll let 273 have that cake on one condition.
32:39Whatever you say, sir.
32:41Next visitor's day, bake one for me and the boys.
32:45Oh, thank you, sir.
32:47It would be an honor.
32:53Boy, it is hot out here.
32:54Here you are, Dr. Smith.
32:56Take on, you ironborn ingrates, and take that silly thing with you.
32:59Take it.
33:00Have a party.
33:01It'll be a blast.
33:02Go, Booby.
33:03Dr. Smith, listen to the robot.
33:05He's right.
33:06It'll be a blast.
33:07A real blast.
33:09Blast me no blast, William.
33:10Just leave me alone to bake in this oven.
33:14I'd better just set it down over there.
33:16I do not want to drop it after all the trouble I had to get it to rise.
33:34Oops.
33:34I guess I put in too much yeast.
33:36The warden's gonna hear all about this.
33:39Move.
33:41He won't be happy about it.
33:43Get in.
33:53That blithering bumpkin.
33:54Why didn't he tell us that cake was wired for a blast?
33:57And it's gonna get worse.
33:58Once the warden hears about this,
34:00he's gonna cut off our ice raisin for sure.
34:02We have to try to escape now.
34:04Don't listen to him, Smith.
34:05Even if we were able to get away from this place,
34:08we'd be escaped convicts on the run.
34:10They'd surely find us and bring us back.
34:13We'd be more than escaped prisoners.
34:16I told you, we have friends and places to hide.
34:20Of course, we'd be millionaires, that's why.
34:25Did you say millionaires?
34:27Yes, millionaires.
34:29But what difference does that make to you?
34:31You're not interested in trying to escape.
34:34On the contrary, my dear sir, do tell me more.
34:37Well, I've got a fortune in Deutronium waiting for us out there.
34:40Waiting with friends who'll hide us until the heat's off.
34:44Oh, I mean until the authorities get tired of looking for us.
34:48Smith!
34:50Look, we'll get out of this somehow.
34:52Don't buy that story about escape and hidden billions.
34:54It'll just get you in a worse jam than you're in now.
34:56One does not sneeze at Deutronium, Major.
34:59But still, I don't know.
35:01Well, why are you thinking it?
35:02Just think how nice it'll be to be somewhere nice and cool.
35:05And with billions in Deutronium to buy anything you might want.
35:08To make things even more pleasant.
35:11I'll do it.
35:12I'll escape with you.
35:13Ah!
35:13Don't listen to him, Smith.
35:14It's hopeless.
35:16You're not going to be dumb enough to stand in our way, are you?
35:19Now, you either come with us willingly,
35:21or we'll drag your dead body along after us.
35:23Please don't be difficult, Major.
35:25You must come with us or he'll kill you.
35:26And it's much too hard to be dragging you along after us.
35:30Smith, you're all hard.
35:33You shouldn't have done that.
35:35There's entirely too much talk around here.
35:37We gotta get out of here.
35:56I am very upset about what my guards have told me
35:59about your attempt to help in an escape plot.
36:02You and your friends must realize that escape is impossible.
36:06The prisoners are here for life.
36:09But it's not fair.
36:10They're not guilty.
36:11They were framed.
36:13The computer court doesn't agree with your idea of innocence.
36:18Besides, isn't the word framed too harsh a word?
36:22There is no other word.
36:24My computers indicate they are innocent.
36:29You're correct.
36:31Very plainly and very simply, your friends were framed.
36:35Well, then what reason would there be for sending them to prison?
36:38Oh, no, not sending them to prison.
36:41Having them escape from prison.
36:44We need some valuable information from Creech,
36:48the prisoner that we had him locked up with.
36:50Creech is a born escape artist.
36:52He's tried it before and he'll try it again.
36:54And every time he does, we follow him.
36:56Because we know that sooner or later,
36:58he will lead us to his accomplices.
36:59And the great fortune and deutronium that they've got hidden away.
37:03But you have no right to do that.
37:06You just can't use Don and Dr. Smith like bait
37:08without getting their approval.
37:09I have the right to do anything.
37:12Here I am in command.
37:14Here what I say is right and what is wrong.
37:19Now, if your friends can help us to solve one of the great unsolved crimes of the galaxy,
37:25then that's just what they're going to do whether they like it or not.
37:31And that's all there is to it.
37:33Sir! Sir!
37:35We just got a report from the guard post in quadrant six.
37:38The prisoners are missing from their assigned positions.
37:41Shall I sound the escape siren?
37:43No! There's no need for that.
37:46Everything's going just as I planned.
37:49Have you picked up their trail yet?
37:50Oh, yes, sir.
37:52They're heading for Devil's Quadrant.
37:55Ah, beautiful.
37:57Beautiful!
37:59Everything just as I planned.
38:03I love it!
38:06Let's go and watch.
38:10Robot, we're gonna have to stop them.
38:13We can't let Don and Dr. Smith get vaporized.
38:16We're gonna have to go after them.
38:18Once again, my magnificent track and detect system will take over.
38:22Come, Will Robinson.
38:31Water.
38:32I must have some water.
38:34It's just a little ways further.
38:36You've been saying that for hours.
38:39He's using you, Smith.
38:41There aren't any friends out there.
38:42And there's no fortune in Deutronium.
38:44He's lying!
38:45There's billions in Deutronium just waiting for us.
38:48And it's just a little bit further.
38:51Now, are you still with me, huh?
38:53I'm with you all the way to the bank.
38:56See you, sir.
39:00Hello!
39:02Why are you still standing there?
39:04Where are all those billions of eaters?
39:06I'm standing here because I take one more step.
39:09I could be destroyed.
39:11What do you mean, destroyed?
39:13Oh, we're now entering a section separating quadrant six from the devil's quadrant.
39:18Rumor has it that it is mined with subatomic charges.
39:22One false step and it could be instant vaporization.
39:26Oh, dear.
39:27Smith.
39:28Yes?
39:28Get up as carefully as you can.
39:31Yes?
39:31Don't let anything move.
39:34Now, what do I do now?
39:37Now, you'll come back to us.
39:40Following in your own footprints.
39:43But I can't see them.
39:43I'll direct you.
39:45Your left foot first.
39:47Yes.
39:48Get back.
39:49Now, let it down.
39:50Right there.
39:51Easy.
39:51Now, your right foot.
39:52Bring that back.
39:53I can't see it.
39:54About ten inches.
39:55Right there.
39:55Now, your left foot again.
39:58Bring it back.
39:58Further.
39:59Right there.
40:00That's it.
40:01Now, come back with your right foot.
40:03Back further.
40:03Further.
40:04Further.
40:04Right there.
40:05I'm frightened.
40:07All the way.
40:07All the way.
40:08Now, back.
40:11I'm safe.
40:12Oh, thank heavens.
40:13Now, we'll never know if there really were subatomic mines there.
40:17You mean to say we've stopped here?
40:18There's no way to get at all those billions?
40:21Oh, sure, there's a way.
40:23Right through the minefield.
40:25As a student of modern penology, I would venture to say that there is no minefield at all out there.
40:32They obviously know how scare rumors can be magnified in the prison community.
40:40What was that?
40:41Just a scare rumor going up in Smokesmith.
40:44What are we gonna do?
40:46I'll tell you what we're gonna do.
40:47We're going back right now.
40:48Uh.
40:53Uh.
41:03Uh.
41:07Uh.
41:11Uh.
41:12Uh.
41:13Uh.
41:31I think I solved the problem of how to get through that minefield.
41:35When he comes to, I'll use him as a guinea pig to lead the way.
41:41No, no. I won't let you do that.
41:42I mean, he won't let you do that.
41:46Oh, well, maybe you can just convince him.
41:51I can try.
41:58Robot, we can't stop now.
42:00We've got to push on toward the Devil's Quadrant
42:02and hope we can find Don and Dr. Smith there in time.
42:06What's the matter?
42:07My sensors indicate concentrations of highly radioactive material
42:11beneath the ground ahead of us.
42:12What does that mean?
42:13A minefield.
42:14We're going to have to pass through it fast if we're going to catch up with them.
42:17There is only one way.
42:19Stay here.
42:20I will try to detonate the mines and create a passage through the minefield.
42:24Can you do it?
42:25If the subatomic explosive charges are under ten alphatrons,
42:29my structure will withstand them.
42:31If not, goodbye, Will Robinson.
42:34Robot!
42:38That was an eight alphatron charge.
42:44That was a six.
42:48That was a nine.
42:53Are you all right?
42:54That was an 11.3, perhaps even a 12.1.
43:01Can you keep going?
43:02Affirmative.
43:04My sensors also indicate that we have come to the end of the minefield.
43:08If you can give me a push to start me,
43:12we can be on our way.
43:22I refuse to go another foot, not another inch.
43:26See?
43:28I told you I'd get us there.
43:31Right at the end of this canyon.
43:34Welcome.
43:35You are now entering Devil's Quadrant.
43:42All we have to do is walk the lathe of this canyon,
43:46and we're home free!
43:49And we collect that fortune in Deuteronium.
43:53Of course!
43:54That's right for us, too.
43:56Come on.
43:57Don't listen to us, ma'am.
43:58If you go across that line, you'll be a hunted man.
44:02You shouldn't have done that.
44:04Are you hurt, Mater?
44:06Oh, good heavens, you are a wicked man.
44:23There's nothing stopping us now.
44:25Come on!
44:26But he's hurt.
44:27I can't leave him here like this.
44:29Last chance, Smith.
44:30Are you coming with me,
44:32or are you staying here?
44:34But who's going to take care of him?
44:37Well, look at it this way.
44:39Who's going to take care of those billions in Deuteronium?
44:42Get your feet up!
44:44Get your feet up!
44:45Here! Here!
44:46Oh, dear.
44:48Why can't things be simple and uncomplicated for me?
44:58Come on, make up your mind.
44:59There's no more time.
45:00Come on, let's go.
45:01I can't.
45:02I can't leave him here like this.
45:04Okay.
45:05Have it your way.
45:08So long, sucker.
45:16Dr. Smith, no!
45:19No, stop!
45:30What happened, indeed?
45:32Your meddling major cost me a fortune in Deuteronium.
45:36That is what happened.
45:39Are you all right?
45:41Yeah, I guess so.
45:43All right to go back to Breaking Rocks in quarter and six.
45:51Oh, no.
45:53I refuse to go back to that terrible place.
45:55Who said anything about taking you back?
45:57After all, you're all heroes.
46:00After all, you're all heroes.
46:00Knowing that Creech was going this way enabled my guards to capture his entire gang and the missing Deuteronium.
46:07Prisoner 756-498-273 and 756-498-274, I have something for you.
46:14Your complete pardon.
46:19Prisoner's effects.
46:25And thank you for a job well done.
46:29Thank you, indeed.
46:30That's hardly enough considering all the agony we've endured.
46:33Of course it's not enough.
46:35Here you are.
46:37Five silver pieces for you, 273.
46:39And for you, 274.
46:41Well, it's better than nothing.
46:43Oh, and a pair of new boots for each of you.
46:51Now that we're all friends, you don't mind if I call you 273 and 274.
46:56And good luck on the outside world.
46:58If we never meet again, it'll be much too soon.
47:03Oh, and remember, if you can't make it on the outside, the warden's warden has a warm place waiting for
47:13you.
47:16Oh, and remember, if you can't make it on the outside, the warden's warden has a warm place waiting for
47:37you.
47:37Oh, and remember, if you can't make it on the outside, the warden's warden has a warm place waiting for
48:07you.
48:07At this moment, we'll be back to you.
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