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Tv, Lost in Space (1965) S2E21 - Rocket To Earth
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00:02Last week, as you recall, we left Will Penny and Dr. Smith contentedly playing baseball,
00:07unaware that an incredible alien magician was about to join their innocent game.
00:26Abracadabra, alakazam, gibbity-dibbity, hip-boom-bam.
00:34Please, go away, sir. Please go away. Oh, go away, please. Won't you go away? Please. Oh, dear, sir.
00:51Dr. Smith, what's wrong? Are you all right? It materialized right in front of me.
00:57A terrible, horrible creature with an egg. Now get a hold of yourself and tell us what happened.
01:01My heart simply cannot endure any more of these traumatic experiences.
01:06It's not beating. I can't feel it. There it is.
01:11You mentioned an alien being, Dr. Smith. My sensors can detect nothing but the presence of ourselves.
01:17Then your sensors are wrong as usual. I tell you there was a monster right here and it caught them
01:23all.
01:25Maybe you just imagined it.
01:27Yes. Your eyesight leaves much to be desired. You cannot tell a ball from a strike.
01:33I have 20-20 vision. I tell you that creature materialized right in front of me.
01:40He's back.
01:45I don't see anyone. Neither do I.
01:48Are you both blind? He's sitting right next to me.
01:51And he's carrying a ridiculous ventriloquist dummy.
01:54I think you've been playing baseball in the hot sun too long, Dr. Smith.
01:57There's absolutely nothing wrong with me. I can see this dreadful creature and this horrible little doll just as plain
02:02as the nose on your face.
02:04Honest, there's no one here but ourselves.
02:06There is. There is. There is. There is.
02:07I'm in full possession of my mental faculties and I can prove it.
02:1010, 9, 8, 4, 11, 20, 46, 20. My name is Dr. Zachary.
02:15No, no. My name is Dr. Doctor. Oh, good heavens. My name is Dr. Zachary Smith.
02:19That's what my name is. My age is over 21, but barely. My height is 175 pounds and my weight
02:24is 5 foot 11.
02:26Never mind, Dr. Smith. It's easy enough to find out if there's anyone else here but ourselves. We'll just ask
02:31the robot.
02:31Of course. Why didn't we think of that before?
02:36Robot, is anyone else present besides ourselves?
02:39I do not see, hear or smell anything.
02:45You heard the robot, Dr. Smith.
02:47The creature did it. He did something to the robot. I saw him. A kind of spell or some kind
02:53of magic.
02:53There's really no one here, Dr. Smith.
02:59No one but us chickens.
03:02The dummy is talking to me. I won't look.
03:05Goodbye, Dr. Smith.
03:07But not for long.
03:10You're not yourself, Dr. Smith. Let us take you back to the spaceship.
03:15Yes, please do. I am not a well man. I am not at all well.
03:19Take it easy, Dr. Smith.
03:21I'm a very sick man. Not only is my back extremely delicate, but my eyes seem to be playing tricks
03:27on me lately, Doctor.
03:29Oh, good heavens. I'm the Doctor. Am I not the Doctor? Where is the Doctor? Am I the Doctor? Or
03:33are you the Doctor?
03:34I am the Doctor, I am the Doctor! I feel, I am the Doctor!
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08:36MR. ZALTO?
08:39MR. ZALTO?
08:42O, DEAR.
08:46I KNOW YOU'RE THERE, MR. ZALTO.
08:49I KNOW YOU'RE THERE.
08:51YOU'RE A VERY NICE PERSON, MR. ZALTO.
08:53AND SO IS YOUR FRIEND.
08:55BUT I'M A VERY NICE PERSON, TOO, MR. ZALTO,
08:58WHEN YOU GET TO KNOW ME.
09:09I DON'T KNOW HOW WE KEEP THAT CHARIOT GOING.
09:12MAKESHIFT PARTS, DILUTED FUEL, REROUTED WIRING.
09:14AND AN AWFUL LOT OF LUCK.
09:15BUT YOU'RE UP, OLD BOY.
09:16THE NEW MODEL'S ON THE MARKET.
09:17AND FIRST THING IN THE MORNING
09:18WE CAN TAKE THE OLD BUGGY
09:19DOWN TO OUR FRIENDLY CHARIOT DEALER
09:21AND TRADE HER IN FOR A NEW ONE.
09:22NOW, IS THAT A CASH OR A CREDIT DEAL?
09:24OKAY, SO WE KEEP THE OLD CHARIOT.
09:26OH, PROFESSOR.
09:28IT'S YOU AGAIN, SMITH.
09:29PROFESSOR ROBINSON.
09:31IS THERE SOMETHING I CAN DO FOR YOU?
09:32I'M IN DESPERATE NEED OF PSYCHIATRIC TREATMENT.
09:35MY MENTAL CONDITION IS DETERIORATING RAPIDLY.
09:38ARE YOU STILL SEEING THAT ALIEN AND HIS LITTLE DUMMY?
09:40NOT TODAY, BUT I KNOW THEY'RE STILL WITH ME.
09:43PERSONALLY, I DON'T BELIEVE YOU'RE HAVING A BREAKDOWN.
09:45THERE'S A LOGICAL EXPLANATION FOR EVERYTHING THAT'S HAPPENING.
09:47THERE SURE IS.
09:48YOU'RE NOT GOING CRAZY, SMITH.
09:50YOU'RE ALREADY THERE.
09:51FOR SHAY, MAJOR.
09:52MAKING SPORT OF THE SICK AND THE HELPLESS.
09:54BUT IT ONLY PROVES WHAT I'VE ALWAYS SAID.
09:56YOU'RE A COLD, CRUEL MAN.
09:58NOW, NOW, DOCTOR.
09:59CAN'T YOU SEE HE'S JUST JOKING?
10:00SMITH, LISTEN NOW.
10:01IF YOU REALLY WANT SOME HELP, I KNOW SOMETHING YOU SHOULD DO.
10:03I WOULD ACCEPT ANY LOGICAL SUGGESTION.
10:05GREAT.
10:06HERE.
10:08THEY SAY HARD WORK IS A CUE FOR ALL THE OLD, SMITH.
10:12I'VE ONLY MENTALLY DISTURBED, MAJOR.
10:13NOT COMPLETELY BOMMY.
10:18WELL, THERE'S ONE AREA HE'S BEHAVING NORMALLY.
10:20YEAH, HE'S CRAZY, ALL RIGHT.
10:21CRAZY LIKE A FOX.
10:27HI, DOCTOR SMITH.
10:29WE'RE GOING TO CHEER YOU UP.
10:30WITH CLEVER CONVERSATION AND WITTY SAYINGS.
10:33OH, GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE IN MY MISERY.
10:37I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.
10:38THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO FOR HIM.
10:40ONE MOMENT, WILL ROBINSON.
10:41I HAVE A POEM WHICH SHOULD RAISE DR. SMITH'S SPIRITS.
10:45HUMPTY DUMPTY SAT ON A WALL.
10:48HUMPTY DUMPTY WAS TWO INCHES TALL.
10:51HE FELL DOWN AND BROKE HIS SHELL.
10:53POOR LITTLE EGG, I WISH HIM WELL.
10:57I THINK I'M GOING TO BE VIOLENTLY YOU.
11:00COME ON, DR. SMITH, WHERE'S YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR?
11:02PERSONALLY, I THOUGHT MY POEM VERY AMUSING.
11:06IT IS AN ORIGINAL CREATION.
11:09IS IT INDEED?
11:10I COULD HAVE SWORN IT WAS SHAKESPEARE.
11:14FORGIVE ME, WILLIAM.
11:15I'M NOT FIT COMPANY FOR MAN OR BEAST.
11:17THAT'S ALL RIGHT, DR. SMITH.
11:19EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY SOON.
11:21OH, NO, WILLIAM.
11:22THIS TIME, ZACHARY SMITH HAS REACHED THE BREAKING POINT.
11:30THEY'RE BACK AGAIN.
11:32THEY ARE?
11:33ARE YOU SURE?
11:36I DON'T SEE ANYTHING.
11:38ONLY BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT CRACKING UP, WILLIAM.
11:41NOW YOU SEE US.
11:42NOW YOU DON'T.
11:44ARE THEY STILL HERE?
11:47THEY'VE GONE.
11:48I HAVE AN OPINION TO EXPRESS.
11:50SPARE ME YOUR OPINIONS.
11:52THAT POEM WAS QUITE ENOUGH.
11:53I'M BARELY HINGING ON SATURTY NOW.
11:55THIS CONCERNS THE ALIEN AND THE DUMMY.
11:58THEY ARE NOT A FIGMENT OF DR. SMITH'S IMAGINATION.
12:01THEY EXIST.
12:03WHAT?
12:04WHEN WE ASKED YOU BEFORE, YOU SAID THAT THEY DIDN'T.
12:06WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?
12:07AT THAT TIME, I WAS NOT FUNCTIONING PROPERLY.
12:10I COULD TAKE YOU TO A PLACE WHERE A SATISFACTORY EXPLANATION WILL BE FOUND.
12:15HOWEVER, I DO NOT ADVISE.
12:18ADVISE MY FOOT, YOU PRESUMPTIOUS POPANJAY.
12:20LEAD ON.
12:28VERY WELL.
12:29WE'RE HERE.
12:30THE EXPLANATION, PLEASE.
12:31PATIENCE, DR. SMITH.
12:42RED CARPET.
12:43IT JUST ROLLED OUT BY ITSELF.
12:45I THINK WE'D BETTER RETURN TO THE SPACESHIP.
12:47I FEEL PERFECTLY SPLENDID NOW.
12:48WE'RE GOING TO FIND OUT WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT.
12:51IN THIS PARTICULAR CASE, BLISSFUL IGNORANCE IS PREFERABLE.
12:54YOU WANT TO BE CURED, DON'T YOU?
12:55YES, I DO, I DO.
12:56VERY WELL.
12:58LEAD ON, WILLIAM.
13:14WE'RE TRAPPED.
13:15I KNEW THIS WAS A MISTAKE.
13:16MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT, DR. SMITH.
13:18I DON'T LIKE CAVE.
13:19OH, DEAR.
13:20I DON'T LIKE CAVES.
13:22THEY'RE DARK AND MYSTERIOUS.
13:24AND THEY FRIGHTEN ME.
13:26OH, GOOD HEAVENS.
13:28WHAT AN ENORMOUS ROCK.
13:30THIS IS A ROCK, ISN'T IT?
13:34DARK AND MOIST.
13:36I REFAYED I WILL CATCH A COLD.
13:39OH, DEAR.
13:40I'M FRIGHTENED.
13:42I DON'T LIKE THIS PLACE.
13:44I DON'T LIKE IT AT ALL.
13:45OH, DEAR.
13:55DON'T TRY TO LEAVE, DR. SMITH.
13:57WE LOVE COMPANY.
13:59WE LIKE IT SO MUCH, WE MAY NEVER LET YOU GO.
14:08I GUESS THIS PROVES YOU WEREN'T IMAGINING THINGS, DR. SMITH.
14:12AND FOR THAT, I'M TREMENDOUSLY GRATEFUL, WILLIAM.
14:13BUT I'M AFRAID WE'VE SOLVED ONE PROBLEM AND CREATED ANOTHER.
14:17IF YOU WISH TO SEE MY MASTER, HE'S IN THE NEXT ROOM.
14:21THANK YOU FOR THE INVITATION, YOU'RE VERY KIND.
14:24BUT YOU SEE, ACTUALLY, WE HAVE FINISHED OUR BUSINESS HERE.
14:27SO IF YOU WILL BE GOOD ENOUGH TO OPEN THE DOOR.
14:29ONLY THE GREAT SALTO CAN LET YOU OUT.
14:32WELL, DON'T JUST STAND THERE.
14:35GO ON IN.
14:41WELL, LOOKS LIKE WE'RE OFF TO FIND THE GREAT SALTO.
14:44COME ON, DOCTOR SMITH.
14:46OH, DEAR.
14:47OH, DEAR.
14:56HAKA DABRA, ALAKAZE, VIVERY VIVERY,
15:00LONG AGO AND FAR AWAY,
15:03SPIRIT OF THE PRESENT DAY,
15:05Zolto summons, calls, demands.
15:08Spirit, spirit, obey my commands.
15:24Something is wrong.
15:26The spell isn't working.
15:28Hey.
15:31I got it now.
15:41Zolto summons, calls, commands.
15:43Spirit, spirit, you dare not disobey my commands.
15:47Master, we have visitors.
15:51Visitors?
15:51Ha-ha!
15:53No wonder I failed.
15:54You're to blame.
15:55You frightened my spirit away.
15:57We're terribly sorry, sir.
15:59Oh, indeed we are.
16:00It's not enough.
16:00Not nearly enough.
16:02I shall turn you all into frogs.
16:04Frogs?
16:05Oh, you wouldn't do that?
16:06I would.
16:06I would.
16:06I would.
16:07I would.
16:08I like frogs.
16:10Earthlings, earthlings.
16:11Go away.
16:12Yippee-froggy-froggy-doodle-bee.
16:14Frogs!
16:17Oh, you want to see my power, do you?
16:22Watch this, Maximilian.
16:26Oh!
16:27Well, he goofed it again.
16:31That's not what I ordered.
16:34Begone!
16:36No wonder it didn't work.
16:38How can a genius function with all this conversation?
16:42Oh, by the way, how did you like my limited optical materialization?
16:47Your what?
16:48Appearing to just one person out of a group?
16:52It can be quite maddening.
16:56Perhaps you're a lesser man.
16:57But actually, I realized all the time that it was a mere charlatan's trick.
17:01Dr. Smith!
17:04I do agree with you. That has an effect. It was nothing.
17:06You know, once I froze a whole lake of water on the hottest day of the year.
17:10It was terrible. We were stuck in the ice for two days.
17:15How terrible.
17:16Permit me to introduce myself.
17:18I am Dr. Zachary Smith, and this is my young friend, Mr. William Robinson.
17:24I never shake.
17:25There's so much power in these hands, I might accidentally destroy you.
17:29I quite understand.
17:31My master is the great Zolto.
17:33Magic, witchcraft, love potions.
17:36I have conquered them all.
17:38Professor, hey, come with me.
17:39I'm going to show you a little trick of legend of Maine.
17:42Legend of Maine? How nice.
17:43It's for my great interest, you know.
17:45It is.
17:46Now, you see, I'm going to turn this flask of liquid into solid gold.
17:51Now, come, come, come. Let us go.
17:54Are you ready?
17:55Yes.
18:02He's done it again.
18:03No.
18:05It's just a slight error. A slight error, Professor.
18:07Be gone!
18:10A slight error. A very, very slight error.
18:13I know so much magic, it's difficult to keep track of the formulas.
18:16I see. Perfectly understandable.
18:19You know, Mr. Zolto, I do admire your establishment. It's really quite charming.
18:23Oh, you do? Yes, I think so.
18:25But, you know, it's only temporary quarters.
18:27I intend to leave this planet there very soon.
18:30Where are you going?
18:31Where am I going?
18:32To proclaim my genius throughout the galaxy.
18:34My master has been working for ten years to become the greatest magician in the galaxy.
18:43And I have succeeded.
18:45Well, you are extremely good at blowing up things.
18:50Oh, Mr. Zolto, tell me what lies behind there.
18:53Oh, what lies behind there.
18:56Well, I'm glad that you asked.
19:00That happens to be my greatest feat of magic.
19:02Behold.
19:08Ah, a spaceship.
19:11Yes, a spaceship.
19:12To you it may seem so.
19:14But for me, it is the instrument that will put the name of Zolto on the lips of everyone.
19:19What are you going to do with it?
19:20Well, wouldn't you like to know?
19:24Mr. Zolto, are you sure that thing is capable of getting off the ground?
19:28Oh, it can go anywhere.
19:31Zoom, right through the opening up there.
19:33Could it reach Earth in a matter of hours?
19:37How interesting.
19:39William, our business here appears to be finished.
19:41I suggest you get back.
19:42They will be worried about you.
19:43But, Dr. Smith, I want to look around.
19:45Mr. Zolto has to practice his magic, don't you?
19:47Run along, dear boy, and take that one with you.
19:49Yes, sir.
19:50Come on, robot.
19:54Ah-ha!
19:56Oh, and now it's a call my spirit.
19:58Long ago and far away.
20:01Mr. Zolto, I've been thinking.
20:03It occurs to me that a man of your genius must really need an assistant.
20:07I should like to offer my services in that capacity.
20:10Please, you don't have the character for it.
20:13Indeed I do.
20:14I'm highly qualified for it.
20:15I'm intelligent, trustworthy, and I have a marvelous sense of humor.
20:20Strange.
20:20I've seen none of those qualities.
20:23Ha-ha-ha!
20:23None of those qualities.
20:26The doctor is also very good at stretching the truth.
20:29Ha-ha-ha-ha!
20:31You make the little joke.
20:32Ha-ha-ha-ha!
20:34Yes, I did.
20:36Ouch!
20:37Let me assure you, sir, you couldn't hire a better man.
20:41Let me look at you.
20:42Let me look at you, Dr. Smith.
20:45I shall soon know if you have the true magician's talent.
20:49This isn't going to hurt, is it?
20:51Not a bit.
20:52Not a teen she ween she bit.
20:55Dr. Smith?
20:57Dr. Smith?
21:00Dr. Smith?
21:02Dr. Smith?
21:03Do you hear me?
21:07Yes, master.
21:09I hear you.
21:10And I will obey.
21:13I did.
21:14I did it.
21:15Did you hear it?
21:16I will obey.
21:17Look, just one straw passed out like a light.
21:20Wonderful, master.
21:22It was nothing, really.
21:23I remember the last time you tried that trick.
21:26I'm the great monster from the planet Turon.
21:28I wasn't myself that day.
21:30He beat you so badly, you had to eat nothing but soup for a week.
21:35I've gotten much better since then.
21:37Now that you have got him asleep, do you think you can wake him up?
21:41Of course, quite simple.
21:43Dr. Smith, wake up.
21:45Wake up.
21:47Master, you should try.
21:50No, well, if you insist.
21:52Dr. Smith?
21:53Dr. Smith, come back.
21:55Come back, come back, wherever you are.
21:58Master, it's not working.
22:01It's not working?
22:02I know it's not working, you dummy, you are.
22:07You know, I don't remember well when I get confused.
22:10Right.
22:13Dr. Smith?
22:15Dr. Smith?
22:16Dr. Smith!
22:18Come back.
22:20Come back.
22:22Come back!
22:23Dr. Smith, please come back.
22:31I searched everywhere.
22:33No sign of Dr. Smith.
22:34I should never have left him with Mr. Salto.
22:36Oh, well, it's not your fault, dear.
22:38After all, you're not really to blame.
22:40You had no choice.
22:41I think Don and I will pay Mr. Salto a visit.
22:43That would not be necessary, Professor.
22:46Never fear.
22:47Smith the seer is here.
22:49Boy, am I glad to see you back.
22:50We thought Mr. Salto had done something terrible to you.
22:53I am deeply moved by your concern, my dear,
22:55but as you can plainly see, I am hailed and hearty.
22:57Dr. Smith, what are you doing in that outfit?
23:01My dear madam,
23:02this is the traditional dress of the magician's apprentice.
23:05He gave you a job?
23:07Certainly, my boy.
23:08Mr. Salto said that as soon as he discovered
23:10that I could pilot a spaceship,
23:11he knew that I was exactly right for the position.
23:15Position?
23:16Well, just exactly what I had duties to be.
23:18Of the usual things, mixing magic potions
23:21and delving into the occult world.
23:23There is also some sort of stunt
23:25that Mr. Salto would like me to do,
23:27but he hasn't yet told me all the details.
23:29Smith, you've done some pretty strange things in the past,
23:32but this one really tops them all.
23:34Magic?
23:35I knew there would be doubts cast upon my abilities,
23:37so I am prepared to give a demonstration.
23:40Oh, are you going to do a trick for us, Dr. Smith?
23:42Trick indeed.
23:42That is hardly the right word for a feat of genius.
23:45Now then.
23:46Clear the table.
23:48There we are.
23:50Note that the hat is on the table
23:52and is quite obviously empty.
23:57Observe.
23:58Ebbity, ebbity, ebbity say, ebbity, ebbity, ebbity vanilla.
24:02Raise the hat, William.
24:04Well, that's all wrong.
24:05Oh, but wait a minute, Dr. Smith.
24:07I could use that.
24:08Well, of course you can.
24:09It was my intention, exactly.
24:11A preliminary trick for the main event.
24:14William, place the hat upon the table.
24:17Now then.
24:19Ebbity, ebbity, ebbity, ebbity say, ebbity, ebbity, ebbity, pistachio.
24:23Raise the hat, William.
24:26A rabbit!
24:28Good heavens.
24:29I'm allergic to rabbits.
24:31Take it away, take it away.
24:43Things sure are dull with Dr. Smith gone so much.
24:47True.
24:48A little spice makes for an exciting life.
24:51Where'd you hear that brilliant remark?
24:53It is another one of my creative efforts.
24:56I have a real talent for poetry.
24:58Do you agree?
25:00It's not too bad, I guess.
25:01Ah, greetings, greetings, my dear young friend.
25:05In the back of my hand to you, you adulpated arm of error.
25:08It is so nice to be loved.
25:10I didn't expect to see you back from Mr. Zalto so soon.
25:13My generous employer has given me the day off to prepare for my trip.
25:16Trip?
25:17Are you going somewhere?
25:18By this time tomorrow, I shall be hurtling through space.
25:21A smile on my lips, a song in my heart.
25:23Mr. Zalto is sending me to a deserted asteroid.
25:27What for?
25:28As some sort of publicity stunt to advertise his return.
25:32My censors tell me that Dr. Smith means what he said, but has not said what he means.
25:38For once you have diagnosed the situation accurately.
25:41I have told the truth, but not all the truth.
25:45I don't understand.
25:46You will in time, my boy.
25:48And now I must leave.
25:49I have an announcement of the greatest importance to make to the leaders of the expedition.
25:54Carry on.
25:58Perhaps you didn't understand me.
26:00I said I was going back to Earth.
26:02Home.
26:03Sweet, sweet home.
26:05We understood you perfectly.
26:07You intend stealing Mr. Zalto's ship.
26:09No wonder you were so eager to become his assistant, Smith.
26:12That is the unkindest cut of all.
26:14For the good of our entire intrepid little band,
26:17I propose to take a very perilous journey through space.
26:19And do I get encouragement?
26:20I do not.
26:21I am called a thief.
26:23Well, we appreciate your intentions, Dr. Smith.
26:26It's your methods we disagree with.
26:27To leave this bleak and unhappy planet,
26:29I would steal a hundred spaceships.
26:32Now, listen.
26:33We all want to go home as badly as you do.
26:35The only difference is we won't break the law to do it.
26:38I refuse to discuss this matter any further.
26:40You are entitled to your opinions.
26:42I am entitled to mine.
26:43And now you must excuse me.
26:45I have some packing to do.
26:57My dear friends,
26:59we have tasted the bitter and the sweet together.
27:02And now the time has come to say farewell.
27:05Well, it's not going to be the same without you, Dr. Smith.
27:08Those are also my sentiments.
27:12I shall miss you, dear William.
27:15I shall also miss you, you bubble-headed booby.
27:21Oh, Dr. Smith.
27:23Don't go.
27:25Stay with us.
27:26We need you.
27:27There, there.
27:28Pull yourself together.
27:30We must be brave.
27:31Forgive me for this emotional display, Dr. Smith.
27:35Good.
27:36Goodbye, my friend.
27:39Here.
27:42Blow your bubble.
27:47You really like the robot, don't you, Dr. Smith?
27:50How can one have affection for an insensitive machine, William?
27:57That silly, stupid, lovable old nitty.
28:07Dr. Smith, if I weren't so grown up, I think I might cry.
28:11So would I.
28:13But we're both too adult for that sort of thing, aren't we?
28:19Goodbye, Dr. Smith.
28:22Farewell.
28:24Adieu, sweet prince.
28:27Adieu.
28:38Farewell.
28:46Mom, has Dr. Smith left yet?
28:48No, dear.
28:49He's outside saying goodbye to Will and the robot.
28:52He forgot his journal.
28:53All his scientific research on space flora and fauna.
28:56Oh, well, you'd better hurry and give it to him.
28:58I'm sure that all the world is waiting breathlessly.
29:04We're sure gonna miss him.
29:06Affirmative.
29:08Affirmative.
29:09Affirmative.
29:09Will, has Dr. Smith left yet?
29:12He's gone, Penny.
29:14But not forgotten.
29:15He forgot his journal with all his scientific data in it.
29:18Well, let me take it to him.
29:19Then I can watch him take off.
29:21Well, I don't know.
29:22It's all right, Penny.
29:23Okay.
29:24Now we can say goodbye to Dr. Smith all over again.
29:32I just can't understand that Dr. Smith.
29:35He should have been here by now.
29:37And he had such an honest face.
29:39That's a matter of opinion.
29:40Matter of opinion?
29:42Never judge a book by its cover.
29:44Never judge a book by its cover?
29:46Especially if it's an old edition.
29:48But the older it is, the better it is.
29:49Only if it's a book.
29:51Well, look.
29:51He said he was honest, trustworthy, and had a sense of humor.
29:54Yeah, a practical joker.
29:56A practical joker?
29:57Well, he better not be joking this time or else.
30:00Or else what?
30:01It's a matter of opinion.
30:03Oh, I don't know how we ever got it to this here.
30:05We shouldn't have been here in the first place.
30:07I just can't understand it.
30:09Now, we've made a right turn in Jupiter.
30:11Now, if we had gone on the left, Neptune had three rings.
30:16We followed the map, going around toward the left.
30:20Oh, all these problems.
30:22Dr. Smith, he should have been here by now.
30:25Mr. Zalto!
30:26Ah, Mr. Zalto.
30:29Oh, Dr. Smith.
30:32You're late.
30:33I was beginning to think you changed your mind.
30:35By no means, my dear sir.
30:37I have been waiting for this opportunity to take this trip for a very long time.
30:41Good, good.
30:42I see you brought luggage.
30:43Just a few simple necessities.
30:46Well, I'm all ready to go.
30:48Good.
30:48Do you remember your instructions?
30:50Perfectly.
30:51I am to get within 500 miles of the asteroid, and then I am to launch the rockets in the
30:56nose cone of the spaceship.
30:58Right.
30:58And they'll strike the deserted asteroid, explode, and spell out my name in flaming letters.
31:05Exactly so.
31:07And then I am to adjust my controls and return.
31:11Yes, yes.
31:12Well, it's getting late.
31:14I think you should board the spaceship.
31:16My dear Mr. Zalto, I cannot tell you how much I appreciate this opportunity.
31:21It's my pleasure.
31:22Enjoy.
31:23Enjoy.
31:23I intend to.
31:24You're very kind.
31:26Well, goodbye.
31:28Good-bye.
31:28Bon voyage.
31:33Mrs. Zalto.
31:34Yes, Dr. Smith.
31:36My suitcase.
31:37Oh, your suitcase.
31:42Goodbye.
31:43Bon voyage.
31:47Oh, oh, Dr. Smith.
31:49Yes, yes, Mrs. Zalto.
31:50Yes.
31:51Your safety helmet.
31:53My safety helmet.
31:56I'm absolutely sure.
32:01Bon voyage.
32:02Goodbye.
32:07Careful.
32:09It's very small.
32:13Happy flight pattern.
32:22Where's Dr. Smith?
32:23Face in the spaceship.
32:24I've got to give him the snowbank.
32:26You can't go in there.
32:27It's too late.
32:28Yeah, but this is important.
32:29I've got to give it to him.
32:30Please.
32:31Very well.
32:32If you must, you must.
32:33Go right ahead.
32:33My son, be my guest.
32:36Dr. Smith.
32:37I've got to give him the snowbank.
32:44Open the door.
32:45Will Robinson is still inside.
32:47Please, it can't fly with the door open.
32:49That does not compute.
32:51Open the door.
32:52Will you be quiet?
32:57I did it.
32:59I did it.
32:59I never judge a book by its cover.
33:03I'm the greatest magician in the whole galaxy.
33:10In flaming letters.
33:24In a few hours, the whole galaxy shall witness your triumph, master.
33:30We shall stay awake to be sure we do not miss the spectacle.
33:35The earth man was of little value, but it is unfortunate the boy will be destroyed also.
33:42A pity.
33:42A pity, but he had no right to go aboard the spaceship.
33:46You are right, master.
33:47Yeah, I'm right.
33:59We've got to find some way to turn back.
34:02Our course is set, William.
34:03There can be no return.
34:04What about mom and dad?
34:06They'll be worried.
34:06They won't know what happened to me.
34:08The robot will inform them.
34:09Dr. Smith, I don't want to go to earth.
34:11William, my dear boy, fate has decreed that we should make this journey together.
34:14Now, cheer up.
34:15In a very short time, we shall be home again.
34:19Without the rest of the family, who cares?
34:21I can assure you they will soon be joining us.
34:23They will?
34:24Of course.
34:25Once we reach Earth, we will report to the space exploration authorities
34:28the exact location of the planet where your family is marooned.
34:31A rescue mission will be sent,
34:33and in no time at all, we will all be united again.
34:40It sure is beautiful out there, isn't it?
34:43Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder.
34:45For my part, if I never see another star or planet again as long as I live,
34:50it will be much too soon.
34:55Now, you know how Will is.
34:56How he has to examine everything new he sees.
34:58He probably just ran into an unusual rock formation.
35:01Oh, something's happened to him.
35:03I just feel it.
35:04Mother, I'm sure he's all right.
35:06I'm ready when you are.
35:08Now, don't worry.
35:09We're going to find him.
35:09Alert! Alert!
35:11The robot's back.
35:12Will's not with him.
35:13Danger!
35:14Danger!
35:15What happened?
35:16A terrible thing has occurred.
35:18Will Robinson has been trapped in the spaceship with Dr. Smith.
35:20Oh, no.
35:21How did that happen?
35:22The magician is responsible.
35:24He deliberately closed the door.
35:26Before I could stop him,
35:27he activated the ship and launched it into space.
35:30I have failed in my duty to protect my friends.
35:34What are we going to do?
35:35Mr. Zalto's going to perform a feat of magic.
35:37He's going to ring back Will and Dr. Smith.
35:40Judy, you stay here and get that force field going.
35:42All right.
35:44Well, I think it's time for a small live vision
35:47to celebrate the occasion.
35:53William, hold this, will you?
36:00Ah, there.
36:05There is nothing like champagne
36:07to make an occasion more festive.
36:10Where'd you get it?
36:11Provided with the compliments of Mr. Zalto.
36:13He produced it by magic.
36:15Like your rabbit trick, huh?
36:16The same principle is involved.
36:18Pity I had to leave before I found out how it works.
36:21Howsoever, my dear young friend,
36:23I propose a toast
36:25to the new and happy life we shall find on earth.
36:29Hmm.
36:30Mr. Zalto's champagne is on a par with his magic.
36:34Howsoever.
36:40Champagne always does that to me.
36:42I thought only rabbits did that to you.
36:44Rabbits and champagne
36:45and sassafus
36:46and ragweed
36:47and space travel.
36:48Ah!
36:55Mrs. Zalto!
36:56This is John Robinson.
36:58Open that door.
37:09Mr. Zalto!
37:11How dare you?
37:12Can't you see I'm asleep?
37:14We've got to talk to you.
37:15Go away.
37:16You'll wake me.
37:18This isn't a social call.
37:19You come down from there or I'll...
37:21Well, very well.
37:22If you insist.
37:26Oh, I just can't seem to get a good night's rest.
37:30You deliberately trapped my son on your spaceship.
37:32I want you to bring him back.
37:34I regret the incident,
37:35but I cannot recall the mission.
37:37Its success is too important to me.
37:39My son is the only thing that's important to me.
37:42Smith never had any intention of going near an asteroid.
37:44All he wanted was your spaceship.
37:45Look, he's heading straight for earth.
37:47You must make him return.
37:49I've been tricked.
37:50Tricked by that cunning Dr. Smith.
37:52He said he was simple, handsome, honest.
37:55Well, he lied.
37:56He lied to me.
37:57I have computed your motives, Mr. Zalto.
38:01They also were not honest.
38:02What do you mean?
38:03Had Dr. Smith followed Mr. Zalto's orders,
38:06he would have been destroyed.
38:08I thought this was some kind of an advertising stunt.
38:11A most deadly one.
38:13Dr. Smith was supposed to fire two harmless rockets into the asteroid.
38:17In reality, they are missiles loaded with high explosives.
38:23Not only would the asteroid have been blown up, but the spaceship as well.
38:28My greatest speed of magic, ruined by a worthless assistant.
38:32Look, I'm not going to argue with you.
38:33I want you to bring my son back and bring him back now.
38:37There's nothing I can do.
38:38He is once again being dishonest.
38:41There is a method of communications.
38:44A radio.
38:45You blabbermouth.
38:46You've got ten seconds to get that set operational.
38:49Ten seconds?
38:50Now you've got eight.
38:52Eight seconds.
38:53I hope the tubes are in good shape.
38:58Seven, six, five, four, eight, three, two, one.
39:05The wavelength has been established.
39:07I don't know if I can make contact with the spaceship.
39:10You mean nothing can be done?
39:11Wait a minute.
39:12There is something that can be done.
39:14I just can't think of it at the moment.
39:17Get out of there, Salto.
39:18I'm taking over.
39:19I want you off this planet by dawn.
39:25Hello.
39:26This is John Robinson calling Dr. Smith.
39:29A whole lifetime of work and practice.
39:31This is John Robinson calling Dr. Smith.
39:33Spoiled by a shovel.
39:34Come in, Dr. Smith.
39:36John Robinson.
39:37Oh, wrong again.
39:41John, keep trying.
39:42We've got to contact them.
39:44This is John Robinson calling Dr. Smith.
39:47Come in, Dr. Smith.
39:49If I'd listen to that gypsy fortune tell,
39:52I never would have taken this trip.
39:54Oh, well.
39:55Now it's back to space side shows.
39:58Planet circuses.
40:00And asteroid county fairs.
40:06What is it?
40:08It is time you performed your great disappearing act.
40:12You know that never worked very well.
40:14Try, master.
40:15Try.
40:17All right.
40:18You convinced me.
40:18I will.
40:23Good luck.
40:24Thanks.
40:31Look at it, William.
40:33Have you ever seen anything more beautiful?
40:36Earth, oh, Earth.
40:38How lovely is thy name.
40:42What's the matter, my boy?
40:44I can't help thinking about Mom and Dad and the rest of the family.
40:47But I can assure you that they will soon be with us.
40:49Now, you must dismiss the thought from your mind.
40:52I know, but I just can't.
40:54Really, William.
40:54The happiest day of your life, and you spoil it by thinking about the past.
40:58Don't you realize that every second we come closer and closer to home?
41:02Home?
41:03We must surely be close enough now for radio communication.
41:06Try and make contact.
41:07Yes, sir.
41:10This is Will Robinson calling Alpha Control.
41:13Come in, Alpha Control.
41:15This is Will Robinson calling Alpha Control.
41:18Come in if you hear me.
41:20Oh, give it here.
41:21Alpha Control, will you come in, please?
41:24Attention.
41:25This is United Defense Command headquarters calling alien spacecraft.
41:29You will identify yourself, please.
41:31Yes, certainly, sir.
41:32Just a moment while I get my wallet.
41:33What wallet?
41:34Oh, good heavens, I have no wallet.
41:36I am Doctor.
41:36Doctor, I'm Doctor Somebody I know I am.
41:38William, what am I?
41:39What?
41:39What?
41:40Doctor?
41:40Doctor Zachary Smith.
41:41I'm Doctor Zachary Smith.
41:43I am a member of the Robinson Space Exploration Party, which has been lost for four years.
41:47Two years?
41:48Two years.
41:49Two dreadful, horrible years.
41:51You would not believe the frightful experiences that we have undergone, the sordid experiences
41:54on these dreadful planets.
41:57Hello?
41:58Hello, are you there?
41:59Maybe they didn't hear you.
42:00Well, of course they did.
42:01This is Doctor Zachary Smith speaking.
42:04We have been lost in space.
42:06Attention.
42:07Alien spacecraft, attention.
42:09Identify yourself or we will be forced to take action.
42:12What?
42:13We're not any aliens.
42:15There's no danger.
42:16We are Earth people.
42:17Two simple, lovable, charming Earth people.
42:20Take a look for yourself.
42:21Look there and there.
42:23Hello?
42:24Are you there?
42:24It's no use, Doctor Smith.
42:26We're not getting through to them.
42:27Oh, dear.
42:28So close and yet so far.
42:32This is a final warning.
42:34Identify yourself or we will be forced to attack.
42:36What are we going to do, Doctor Smith?
42:38I have it.
42:39We'll fire Mr. Salto's rockets.
42:41That should prove to the defense commander we're friendly.
42:43I don't know if that's such a good idea.
42:44He assured me they were harmless.
42:46But, Doctor Smith...
42:46Never fear.
42:47Smith is here.
42:48It cannot fail to work.
42:49Now, here is the trigger.
42:52William, take hold of the trigger and fire one.
42:55Ready to fire one.
42:56Fire one.
42:56Firing one.
42:59Splendid.
43:00Very well done.
43:01Now, fire two.
43:02Ready to fire two.
43:03Tear me the fancy bridge of a roll and fire two.
43:05Fire two.
43:09That should convince them that we're friends.
43:11We sure hope so.
43:12We should be hearing from the defense command at any moment now.
43:14Attention all units.
43:16Alien spacecraft of a hostile nature.
43:18Report of two neutronic missiles exploding in the Pacific Ocean.
43:22It can't be.
43:24It's a mistake.
43:25All units shall begin repelling attack immediately and continue firing until enemy has been destroyed.
43:30We've got to alter our course.
43:32Those earth missiles can boss to little pieces.
43:41How could they do that to me?
43:43How could you do this?
43:45How?
43:49Dr. Smith, we've got to get out of here.
43:53I've got to find some way to get the ship turned around.
43:56No.
43:56No, not but but this close.
43:58Oh, listen to me.
43:59We are not enemy aliens.
44:01We are people just like you, I swear to you.
44:04I think I know how I can get us back.
44:07Oh, my world.
44:08Oh, the encrypt pain in it all.
44:14I'd like to break Zalto's neck.
44:15Well, if it had changed anything, I'd help you.
44:17Will and Dr. Smith are probably on Earth by now.
44:21Here, I do hope it isn't too cold.
44:22You know, he wasn't very warmly dressed.
44:24My sensors detect an approaching alien aircraft.
44:38Oh, Will.
44:41Are you all right, son?
44:42I'm a little bit sleepy.
44:43The rest of me is fine.
44:45Oh, dear.
44:45We thought you'd landed on Earth.
44:47We almost did.
44:48Well, what went wrong?
44:49Well, Dr. Smith can tell you all about that.
44:51Right now, we have to get him back to the spaceship so he can go to bed.
44:54Oh, come on.
45:05Oh, dear.
45:07I still feel a little faint.
45:09I am very glad you have returned, Dr. Smith.
45:12Thank you, sir.
45:13I can tell you how delighted I am to have returned to Earth.
45:17Ah, the sweet smell of one's native soil.
45:21Well, what's the matter with him?
45:23My computers tell me that Dr. Smith has undergone a very traumatic experience.
45:27His condition is not serious, and recovery is only a matter of hours.
45:32Come along, Dr. Smith.
45:34Certainly, sir.
45:35You have no idea how good it feels to be home again.
45:38I must tell you of my experiences in space truly remarkable.
45:42I know you will find them hard to believe.
45:44Dr. Smith.
45:45Yes.
45:46Yes.
45:47There is something in your hat.
45:48Oh?
45:52Take it away!
45:54Take it away!
46:02Master Gator Control.
46:04No.
46:06Fuel injection system.
46:07Go.
46:09Computer system.
46:10Go.
46:13Maureen, check the harness safety.
46:16All strapped in.
46:17Harness safety, go.
46:19All right, stand by for power check.
46:22Ignition.
46:23Go.
46:29Power off!
46:32Not a no-go in the lot.
46:34Did you check those launch figures?
46:35And double-checked them, right down to the last decimal point.
46:38Take the escape corridor and lock on our flight path to Alpha Centauri.
46:41We leave at 0800 hours.
46:43Not a minute earlier, not a minute later.
46:44Well, then 0800 it is.
46:48Maureen, as soon as Dr. Smith and Will get back, we'll have a final briefing.
46:51All right, John.
46:53Not a nugget among them.
46:55Here, William, take them all.
46:56You seem to be very happy with your work.
46:57Well, it's the last chance I'll get to be active before we reach Alpha Centauri.
47:02If we ever get there, which I very much doubt, and I certainly do not desire.
47:05I've got a cure for doubt, Dr. Smith.
47:07Have you, indeed?
47:08I, too, have a cure, which I shall now quote.
47:11When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, yell and shout.
47:15Mine's better than that.
47:18Take this and get yourself some ore samples from that rock formation over there.
47:22Then we can make some geological assays together during our flight.
47:26Splendid.
47:26I can hardly wait.
47:27And I will accompany you, Dr. Smith.
47:30Oh, thank you.
47:31You're so good to me.
47:32Come along, you cloud.
47:34Pressure, pressure.
47:38Rocks, indeed.
47:39They are of no particular interest to me.
47:42The things I endure for young William.
47:46Well, my robust rock hull.
47:48Where do you suggest that I begin?
47:50Right here, Dr. Smith.
47:52My sensors indicate that if we expose this outcrop,
47:56we may uncover a fossil-bearing stratum of great geological interest.
48:01Let me assure you at once that it cannot be impossible interest to me.
48:05Also, I must warn you that you are in a gaseous area.
48:09Huh?
48:10The air of the gaseous area.
48:19Ah.
48:26THE END
48:57THE END
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