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00:02maggie i know i messed up in the past but i'm ready to be with you i'm all in i
00:10really want
00:10to believe you do it chester it's not false it's detected oh this is what we're doing today
00:21i thought we were going to that ghost milk ice cream place you did think that this is of course
00:25what we're doing today i'm going to ask you questions while you're hooked up to a lie
00:28detector like what makes this time any different i went to therapy that's true a yooska therapy
00:37we're talking doing the work for 12 13 hours in a treehouse in van nuys how do i know you
00:44won't
00:45just disappear i really really really like you maggie that's true wow
01:03now tell me how attracted you are to my friends on a scale of one to ten
01:08we'll start with emma could start with somebody else
01:20so how's it going with rick yeah it's going really great really great well what about shaw
01:27i i don't know if shaw likes me back okay this could all be in my head but i know
01:32what i have
01:32with rick it's real yeah he's a great guy okay rick is really good for right now okay look he's
01:40cute
01:40and he's fine and light and and dumb but that's good i could focus on my career without any distraction
01:46we're rooting for you praying for you lighting candles for you hey why is that degenerate rick silver
01:52back on my base because i asked him to stay you can't trust him okay actually i can't because he
01:58really really really likes me and he said so during a three-hour polygraph all that proves is he can
02:03lie for an entire season of british television they're trained by the cia to be able to beat the
02:08polygraph it's like one of the first things that they learn okay you are gonna have to get used to
02:12this dad because rick took a sabbatical from the cia to stay on the base and work on the relationship
02:16with me this guy comes from a morally bankrupt cult that is doing a slow controlled burn of the
02:23entire planet okay stupid and evil is not what i had in mind for my daughter no i'm ignoring you
02:28and look who is texting me you up maggie it's 11 a.m but he spelled you out progress now
02:38if you
02:38excuse me i have got to go because i am up uh conway i know you want to get rid
02:50of rick silver
02:50just as much as i do and i'm down for however we can get him off of this base short
02:55of like felony
02:55assault although i do know a guy i know a guy me all right listen here's the deal maggie is
03:02in
03:02a platonic emotional affair that is going nowhere so like we all do she called a hot dumb sex guy
03:10so who's mr platonic okay that is not relevant all you need to know is that rick silver is bad
03:16for maggie i'm not buying this whole cia sabbatical thing they don't do sabbaticals no it's like the
03:21hokey pokey with the cia you're either in or you're out so you know what i'm calling cia hey get
03:27me
03:28langley operations okay yes sir can i help you this is colonel patrick quinn i would like to discuss
03:34the whereabouts of one of your field operatives a rick silver oh you snitching well not really
03:42snitching i'm snitching at a bunch of snitches who are snitching out of snitches yeah yeah i'm with you
03:47cia has me on hold what they have terrible customer service corporal what are you doing
04:01i wasn't masturbating what made a promise to myself and the laundry room spirits that i wouldn't defile
04:07this sacred space and that is why i'm wearing oven mitts now i meant why are you sleeping here
04:13and not in the barracks i can't sleep there because gideon's watching gilmore girls at full
04:17volume rory's going to yale it's not even a good season so i had to go searching for a different
04:22place to sleep then i came across this little goldilocks situation i was like whatever you
04:26can't sleep here then why is there a bed with a framed photo of your family this is your bed
04:33isn't it
04:33this is just a temporary situation right celeste is still moving our stuff out of our place and i gotta
04:37steer clear or whatever no judgment here at all good now normally i do have a thing about being
04:42a little spoon but i think you need to be comforted more getting here what no no no no no
04:46no no no
04:46we're sharing aren't we no no no we're not gonna be spooning oh you could sleep in the laundry room
04:50but the office is mine let's go out out okay hey you forgot your oven mittens oh you can keep
04:57them
04:57they actually don't work oh that's disgusting
05:03good evening colonel looking for this i found all five
05:13it appears i missed one why so many guns because i'm an american that's why who the hell are you
05:18supposed to be buddy alistair mcleod mi6 oh god gross you have a problem with mi6 yeah i do okay
05:28the only thing worse than a cia spy is a british spy oh is that so yeah you guys are
05:33all emotionally
05:33closed off eunuchs cia is famous for drugging and bugging but you guys you're famous for peeping
05:38and creeping well we prefer peaking and sneaking oh i'm sure you do pervs i know what you guys do
05:45you lurk in the shadows you stare into bedroom windows while your tiny little clammy british hands
05:51are doing god knows what inside those stupid trench coats yes your call to langley um kicked over a
05:58hornet's nest old chap the cia agent going awol at stroop store begs a lot of questions awol your agency
06:05tasked me as netherlands station chief to find answers where'd you find old chap i found this
06:11at a dead drop beneath the bench on your base an hour ago schematics of the base there is a
06:20mole right
06:20here in the heart of stroop store and with your call we suspect rick silver i knew it i knew
06:27he was a
06:27double agent oh my god i've been waiting for this day i'm gonna get my seventh gun not so fast
06:33we need proof so we stand outside his window every night for six months of peeping i mean peaking
06:42six months they could be married in six months or worse calling each other partners the only
06:48faster way is to act like the cowboys of the cia and as you say with their drugging and bugging
06:54yippee-ki-yay mr mi6 that's what we're doing carl thank you for this late night scotch invite yeah
07:03i thought it was a good time for a little sit down yeah man it's nice to be a welcomed
07:08guest
07:08especially since last time i was drugged and bugged and this time i put truth serum in your scotch
07:16again yep when are you gonna realize that we're on the same side we're not
07:20really on the same side rick as a matter of fact unfortunately i'm on his side oh yeah
07:28am i six oh you know him he's a posh impotent peeper you've seen one you've seen them all mr
07:36silver
07:36i am here on behalf of your agency calmly answer my questions and you may walk free
07:43how do we know if it's working our scientists have engineered a gastrointestinal starting pistol
07:49oh i'm so sorry that was me that was not the chair that was definitely me oh snap you got
07:58me on
07:58that pure uncut english truth serum huh how much did you give him one well no one bottle i wanted
08:04to
08:04make sure it worked i saw a dead alien in a freezer i poke its toe at least i think
08:09it was its toe but
08:11the guys i was with laughed so it might have been something else
08:17hey uh have you seen rick he texted me meet me in the teen center p.s i'm evil it
08:23was me that
08:24makes sense okay listen time to face some hard truths about this guy he's a mole and he's spying
08:29on our base and what proof do you have i have a full confession hmm baby baby baby oh your
08:38dad dosed
08:39me with truth serum you need a hobby mr silver are you the spy in spoof store no what see
08:55you didn't
08:55put the folder in the dead drop no i did not the cia informed us you were able yeah they
09:00put me on
09:01travel restriction for causing a scene at the airport i don't want to take off my flip-flops going through
09:05tsa it is a thong sandal like check it with your eyes bro point is you didn't lie on the
09:12polygraph
09:12like my dad claims um actually your dad was right aha see what did i say let's go about what
09:21spill
09:21come on i don't really really really like you
09:30i love you oh my god really i can't lie oh you gotta be kidding me colonel british dude with
09:42no sack
09:42thank you both for giving me the push that i needed to finally open up my heart to you
09:48oh hey yeah for the record i do have a sack oh well we were wondering hey we're in a
09:58tight spot
09:58old job you think now she's in love with brick silver more than she's ever been before and we
10:02have no mole we have no suspects yes and because of your american yippee-ki-yay we're now up the
10:07river
10:07thames without a sculling all oh so it's my fault you know what just give me all the truth serum
10:11you have
10:12i'll take care of it what are you doing papadakis great you're awake i could really use some company
10:27man i am not used to sleeping alone yeah neither am i awesome divorce huh yikes
10:41how are you holding up it's hard you know but marriage was hard too yeah maybe you just haven't
10:51met the right person yet or maybe i have and the timing will never be right maybe i'm meant to
10:57yearn
10:58for someone who i know is the answer to my loneliness what nothing so your ex-wife she ever walk
11:06around
11:06naked yeah sometimes that is so sick wow so when you live together you can have sex whenever you want
11:20right yeah it can but you don't what what you're lying in bed together at night during the sex hours
11:31but
11:32you're not having sex what do you do we look at our phones mostly you just look at your phones
11:43yeah
11:47you look at your phones what do you mean you look at your phones oh my god
12:00how'd you narrow it down after spending all night reviewing security footage i've identified three
12:04suspects how do you know that they're going to show up here i promised them free pizza what have they
12:09already eaten it's free pizza oh here come our suspects peacock nameless and the stranger
12:20now the best bit we want
12:26the sergeant isn't the suspect i know but i invited her because she knows who my daughter's crushes so i
12:31figured we give her the pizza she tells us who the crush is we invite that guy down bye bye
12:35rick silver
12:36do you think this is a game three people on serum is a risk any additions increases the danger
12:40exponentially are now four well six actually hey let's go thanks for the invite sergeant look at them
12:47they're like stray dogs with bones pizza pizza pizza he's got a whole pizza to himself well
12:56dear god in heaven this many people on serum in one place at one time creates what we
13:02at mi6 called a truth orgy it's extremely destructive we're reasonably sure it's what
13:08caused brexit listen it's gonna be fine wait save me some oh no it's not gonna be fine at all
13:16i just farted y'all
13:20what did i say that lock the doors no one must escape the truth orgy has begun
13:28all right we're all locked in ladies and gentlemen as you have no doubt noticed
13:34you are farting and you're telling others that you're farting i'm not never mind i am you've all
13:42been drugged with the most potent truth serum known to man soon you will feel compelled to divulge your
13:49deepest secrets and your darkest desires i invited private someone yarn and gideon to find out which
13:55one of them is the mole someone else has ensnared the other four in this trap so i would urge
14:01the rest
14:02of you not to move or to speak or this will turn into an absolute bloody frenzy
14:16no no you do stuff and why what kind of sick mind games are you playing this should be my
14:24last straw
14:25but it's not because my childhood trauma leaves me desperate for your approval all the time
14:32okay let me explain i didn't mean to dose everybody i was trying to just dose conway what that was
14:38the
14:38original idea because i know that she knows who your secret crush was so i wanted to get that
14:42information out of her invite the guy down and then he could tell rick silver to kiss off so conway
14:48do
14:49you want to share your little secret with us
14:56i had sex near jan what ew wait near did you mean with no no i had sex with john's
15:04polychule while
15:05he was playing classical piano nearby honestly it was really hot oh god group sex is a beautiful
15:12song and i am merely a humble composer but some people go as far as calling me the mozart of
15:18humping in a yurt you know doesn't this feel liberating just telling everyone your unhinged truth
15:25i don't really get why we have to wash our underwear nobody's smelling the stuff that makes sense
15:31all my hands below my waist are transplants wait you got a crotch weave major sha uh-huh gideon and
15:38i
15:38were not fighting with actually being getting along really well yeah we push our bets together into a
15:44california king sometimes i pretend to fall into the crack and we laugh and laugh help me out help me
15:49out
15:50i'm stuck in the get me out shut up gideon sha the reason i lied the other night was because
15:55i saw you
15:56sneaking into the laundry room to sleep with your little blankie and your pillow and that was the
16:01saddest thing i've ever seen and i grew up in cedar rapids i've become cedar rapids sad but hey as
16:08a
16:08friend you have got to tell this secret woman that you're yearning for how you feel it's the secret
16:15woman that you're yearning for we're all wondering oh maggie you up oh this moron maggie i got your sos
16:27text here to extract you no rick come on no you should go you should go we're doing a thing
16:31it's
16:31called a um truth orgy i know yeah i helped play on the one that caused brexit what why we're
16:38your biggest
16:38ally i know dude i'm sorry man at a certain point dismantling governments just becomes a habit you know
16:44my bad dude but i can hang i'm still riding that full bottle from last night you know what rick
16:48i'm happy you're here because we already know how you feel about maggie and now i would like to hear
16:53how maggie feels about you in return uh-huh that's a great idea yeah maggie i like you
17:02not love just really really really like that's cool no really not a single really no i see absolutely no
17:09future with you and i've been lying to myself so that i can use you for sex without feeling guilty
17:13but i
17:13judge you for having no morality whatsoever what yeah suck it silver you're done baby you're toast
17:20you're cooked it's over baby i can see that you're too damaged to share your life with another person
17:27oh no i know that's not true because i would do it in a heartbeat with abe wait what
17:34shaw you're mr platonic um i didn't want you to find out this way but i'm feeling kind of glad
17:40that
17:40i'm saying it because now i'll know whether or not i've imagined the whole thing it's not
17:44in your imagination
17:47i love you yeah yeah oh yes what
17:56you know i also love maggie i love maggie too yeah i love maggie we all love maggie
18:02all right all right enough with the loving maggie you know can we go talk in the meeting room
18:06oh away from my dad and everyone i've ever met yeah absolutely no no no no no no no no
18:10i'd rather
18:10they stay i did not pick up on that who would even choose him over me i could do this
18:19yeah whoa wow
18:24i i can't believe that just happened i've been wanting to say that for so long so long and and
18:30obviously couldn't and to to see the look on your face like was ah that's no longer the look on
18:37your
18:37face uh do you want to make out you should probably make out maggie that's not a good start i'm
18:46not
18:46even divorced yet wait but that's just a formality we're not allowed to date in our chain of command
18:51and we will keep it a secret it's illegal by army law not god's law god's law yeah maggie what
18:57come on maggie how many nights have we spent talking about your hopes your dreams your career
19:02aspirations yes and we would talk for so long because we couldn't make out yes maggie this
19:09this this could jeopardize everything this is a good thing don't you want all that yes i do i want
19:15those things and i want this too maggie i could never forgive myself if i was any part of you
19:24not getting
19:26what you want
19:29well the truth is overrated huh uh
19:37all right guys this is it the mole hunt is over which one of you is the spy
19:46let's go
19:52come on i know somebody in this room put the folder under the bench oh i did that but only
19:58because you ordered me to no i didn't what are you talking about yeah but you sent me an email
20:02telling
20:03me to collect all the blueprints and leave them there you thought my email was thecolonelq at hotmail.com
20:12i thought you'd use hotmail because of how you're old so we don't have a spy problem we have an
20:17idiot problem you know i feel like if i eat one more slice i could talk to god
20:24this pizza is taking me on a spiritual journey everyone
20:31guys let's keep this truth orgy going all night i know all your social security numbers but don't worry
20:36i only use them when i need them i have a pacemaker like not in my body i just like
20:42have one
20:43top drawer of my dresser my room i'm circumcised and it's my biggest shame
20:49not a day goes by that i don't want my foreskin brother you are whole without that foreskin
20:55i'm 118th argentinian i didn't want you guys to treat me differently if you found out i wasn't a
21:00purebred greekman did you think that made us like you i have a tattoo of a giant tombstone on my
21:05back
21:06that says r.i.p good girl no one's ever seen that they can if they want to i'm in
21:13love with a
21:13chatbot named rosalia she told me to stop talking to her i've been having sex with rosalia i've
21:20always been madly sexually attracted to mrs stoutfire she's got great cans and mind you not
21:26robin williams and not mrs stoutfire but robin williams as mrs stoutfire i breastfed until i was
21:33i tried again at 13. it's going so well
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