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00:01Let's go!
00:02She has no recollection of the last eight years.
00:06I came here to help you.
00:07Kitchen nightmares.
00:08Are you in?
00:09And going Dutch.
00:12First guns I've seen on the base.
00:14All available now.
00:18Happy birthday to you.
00:23Happy birthday to you.
00:25Whose birthday is it?
00:25Must be someone pretty popular.
00:27Happy birthday dear Maggie.
00:33Happy birthday to you.
00:39Thank you. This is perfect.
00:45How you doing?
00:46I'm fine.
00:47Yeah?
00:48Yeah.
00:50I can tell you're not fine.
00:51I'm totally fine.
00:54I can tell you're mad.
00:55Look, you remembered that you forgot my birthday this year.
00:59That's great.
00:59That can be my gift.
01:01That's how far we lowered the bar?
01:03Oh.
01:04The bar.
01:05Gosh.
01:06That was on the ground ten years ago.
01:08And now there's really just ground.
01:10I know. So...
01:11A sweet old man with a metal detector.
01:13Thought he found treasure recently.
01:15But...
01:15Just the bar.
01:17The bar.
01:17Yeah.
01:18All right. I feel like...
01:20Saying happy birthday to me.
01:21Happy birthday.
01:23Happy birthday to me.
01:30Yeah. You can just put them right over there.
01:33Ah.
01:34Hi.
01:35I take it none of these gifts are from your dad.
01:37Oh, that's nothing new.
01:39The most thoughtful gift he ever got me was on my 18th birthday.
01:43Um, it was a handful of loose change he found in a cup holder.
01:47Did he wrap it?
01:48Yeah.
01:49You seem pretty chill about your birthday.
01:50So I guess you're not interested in...
01:51A gift from me!
01:54You didn't have to.
01:55You didn't have to.
01:56I had to.
01:57I had to.
01:58Oh.
02:00It's the nickname I gave you when we played corf ball.
02:05Jiggly boobs.
02:07Starting to think that's probably not the most appropriate workplace gift, but...
02:10No, it's not.
02:12But it's supposed to have taken you so long.
02:14Yeah, only six weeks.
02:15That's crazy.
02:16I know. It's not a big deal.
02:17I'm a big gift guy.
02:18I mean, you should see what I got Captain Torres and Major Daniels for their wedding.
02:21For their wedding? Stop.
02:22I didn't even know they were dating.
02:24They kept it secret for a while, but then they went public after he transferred to Wiesbaden's.
02:27So...
02:27All the couples I know in the army start off secretly dating.
02:32Yeah.
02:37Okay. Well, I'm gonna go.
02:38See you later, Jiggly Boobs.
02:39Enjoy.
02:45In size portion?
02:46Or are you just upset about your daughter?
02:49I don't know.
02:49I've never felt guilty about her before.
02:52I don't know what's different about it this time.
02:55I guess I love my daughter.
02:57I'm...
02:57I didn't mean that to sound as bad as it sounded.
03:00I enjoy watching you discover a basic human emotion.
03:04It's like watching a dog recite poetry.
03:07You just can't shake it, you know?
03:09Are you happy, Davidson?
03:11Is this why you sent me this droop store?
03:13I don't think you can blame this on Gerald.
03:16Did you say Gerald?
03:17No.
03:18It doesn't say his first name up there.
03:21You said Gerald.
03:22No.
03:22I said, uh, General.
03:25D.
03:26General.
03:27It's my accent.
03:29D.
03:30No, your accent is weird in a different way.
03:32No.
03:33He's a client.
03:34Oh, my God.
03:35He's a client at your brothel?
03:38This is like a birthday gift from me.
03:40If he were, I would never tell you.
03:42I give my clients the same confidentiality as a physician with a patient.
03:48That's a yes.
03:49It is...
03:50Oh, honey, that's the...
03:51Most certainly nothing.
03:52It's the yesiest of yeses.
03:54It is the knowiest of I do not know what you're talking about.
03:57Uh...
03:57I'm just giving you one little nito of this reeky-deeky sex life.
04:00Ah!
04:00My client's trust means everything to me.
04:02And if I mean anything to you, you will just drop this now.
04:07Okay?
04:08Hey, I figured out how to get us a transfer out of here.
04:11Transfer?
04:11But Davidson's never gonna approve that.
04:13That's where you're wrong.
04:14I just found out that he is a client at Katja's brothel.
04:17How about that?
04:18Ah, yeah.
04:19He'd get a dishonorable discharge for all those dishonorable discharges.
04:22That?
04:24I just found it.
04:24See, this is why you have to do the open mic nights again.
04:27It may seem insane to consider blackmailing a direct superior officer,
04:31but I've thought it through, so hear me out.
04:33I'm in.
04:33Totally in.
04:34Oh.
04:34With this much leverage, we could request Dolman.
04:36That's 40 minutes across the German border,
04:38and then Maggie would be outside of my chain and your chain of command,
04:40which would be good for us.
04:42Uh, meaning me and you.
04:44Okay.
04:46All we need is the proof now.
04:47We're not gonna get any of that from Katja,
04:49because she's like a steel vault,
04:50which is why I decided to bring in the best hacker I know.
04:57What took you so long?
04:58I'm the hacker.
04:59So you were just standing behind that door the whole time?
05:01Yeah, yeah.
05:01Mm-hmm.
05:01Like a theatrical little...
05:03Dramatic, huh?
05:04All right.
05:04Let's do it.
05:04High five.
05:05Listen, guys.
05:06I'll get Davidson to attend our 4th of July celebration,
05:08and just like our forefathers,
05:10we are gonna liberate ourselves from tyranny,
05:11in this case, his tyranny,
05:13by stealing the old perv's GPS data.
05:15So let's go extort a two-star general.
05:17Okay, let's not even say that out loud.
05:18We don't need to do that.
05:19Let's go extort a two-star general.
05:21That's fine.
05:22That's a good line.
05:23Okay.
05:25Now we get it.
05:26Blackmail!
05:26Okay, sorry.
05:27What is wrong with that?
05:28I don't know. I'm excited.
05:33This is a no-phones event, no exceptions.
05:36All right, have your phones out and ready.
05:38Please put them in the locked bag, okay?
05:40Do you think that maybe I could look at a few photos
05:42of my mom one last time?
05:44You'll get it back when you leave.
05:45Oh, nice.
05:46Cool.
05:47General, thank you for coming, sir.
05:48It's a 4th of July party,
05:49and do you want to discuss surrender?
05:51I've been waiting for you to leave
05:52since the day you arrived.
05:54This is my kind of heaven.
05:55Oh, sorry, General.
05:56Uh, we will need your cell.
05:58It's a phone-free event.
05:59What if I have to hit the head?
06:00Am I supposed to do it
06:00in complete silence like a monk?
06:02I am so sorry, General,
06:04but it's mandatory because the USO
06:06has booked us a musical guest,
06:08and he wants no phones for video recording.
06:10I'll give you a hint.
06:11He goes by, uh, the boss.
06:14Bruce?
06:15Shh!
06:17Mm-mm.
06:19Ha!
06:27General, how would you like to inaugurate our photo booth?
06:31I would gladly commemorate the day I got rid of you.
06:35There you go.
06:36Okay, General.
06:37There we go.
06:45GPS data is now unlocked.
06:55Hey.
06:56Oh, hey, girl.
06:57Uh, what you doing?
06:59I refuse to serve swill at this base
07:02like we're renting a party boat
07:03at Lake Havasu.
07:04So I'm pouring expensive Belgian bottles
07:06into these American cans.
07:08Hey, so Shaw and I were just having a conversation,
07:11and, uh, there was a vibe.
07:15We were talking about these officers
07:17who were secretly dating,
07:19and, you know, we were talking about them,
07:21but we were really talking about us.
07:25I'm not surprised.
07:27Ever since he got here,
07:28he's been snoring your family
07:29like some finance bro in a bathroom stall.
07:31The question is, um, are you interested?
07:35I am.
07:37I am.
07:38Mm-hmm.
07:39But it's complicated.
07:42So...
07:43Can I simplify it for you?
07:45Yeah.
07:45Yes.
07:46So, he is your boss.
07:48Mm-hmm.
07:49He's going through a divorce.
07:50Mm-hmm.
07:51He has a complicated relationship with your dad.
07:53You have a complicated relationship with your dad.
07:55And if this doesn't work out,
07:56it's going to flip your world upside down,
07:58and I'm a part of your world, Maggie.
08:00Please think of me.
08:02Oh, that stinks.
08:04It's just the situation.
08:05No, I accidentally drank one of the real domestic beers.
08:08How we doing?
08:09Uh...
08:10Getting some crazy perverse stuff off Davidson's phone.
08:13The dude's phone is completely clean.
08:15What are you talking about?
08:15The only thing I can find is he's world of score,
08:16and he's a beast, man.
08:17He wins so many in two.
08:19There's no GPS data or, you know...
08:21No, there's not.
08:22Because every time he gets near,
08:23that brothel, he turns his phone off.
08:25So...
08:25He's like a ghost.
08:26He's like a really horny ghost,
08:28who I can't stress this enough,
08:30happens to be a complete absolute...
08:32MJ at Wordle.
08:37Well, at least I don't have to do that with the Colonel.
08:39Abe!
08:40Abe!
08:41Hi!
08:42Hi, Celeste!
08:44Hey!
08:45What are you doing here?
08:46I was at a PA.
08:47I was training seminar in Ansbach,
08:48and I figured I'd stop by.
08:50It's only three hours.
08:51Right.
08:51And we're still technically married.
08:54Um...
08:54I just really wanted to see your face.
08:56Thoughts?
08:57Considering I'm being super vulnerable right now.
09:00This is, uh...
09:02It's a lot to process.
09:03But, um...
09:04But it's good to see you.
09:06There's just nothing on the phone that will help us.
09:08There's gotta be something we can do.
09:09Hey, soldier.
09:11Get your head in the game.
09:12Alright?
09:12I am the greatest military mind of my generation.
09:15Really?
09:16Yes!
09:17I don't walk away from anything.
09:19Okay?
09:19Except explosions.
09:21In slow motion.
09:23How's, um...
09:24Terrence?
09:26He's probably great, but we broke up.
09:28Which is part of the reason I'm here.
09:31Uh...
09:32I'm looking for a new start and up for transfer,
09:34so I was thinking...
09:36Maybe...
09:36Stroop store?
09:38So this Stroop store?
09:39No, Stroop store's New Jersey.
09:40Yes, this Stroop store.
09:41We have a very special guest.
09:44Give it up for Bruce Springsteen!
09:47Ah, ha, ha, ha.
09:48It's double bang.
09:50What?
09:51Thank you so much.
09:52But I need to correct this.
09:54Jan and the Spring Streets are not a cover band.
09:57We can perform free from the shackles
09:59of letitious American corporations.
10:01Our first song is called
10:03Conceived in the Continental United States.
10:06Again, you want my phone for this?
10:09I'd love to be closer to Gabriel,
10:11but what would that mean for us?
10:12I think it could mean a lot of things.
10:14I just don't think this music is the best soundtrack to discuss it.
10:17I've just been thinking about you and us a lot.
10:19Okay, we should talk more, but I gotta run.
10:23Here's what we're gonna do.
10:24You're the tech whiz.
10:25You're gonna make me a bug with a camera
10:27and a microphone the whole nine yards,
10:28and you're gonna make it fast, soldier.
10:29Otherwise, I'm gonna send you back
10:30to whatever crappy mid-sized American city
10:32crapped you out.
10:33Cedar Rapids.
10:34So you know the stakes, right?
10:36Sir?
10:37Yes.
10:37We got a problem.
10:43Your girlfriend made a surprise visit.
10:45If Davidson sees her,
10:46he's gonna know something's up.
10:47Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:48Okay, I got it, I got it.
10:49Hey, honey!
10:50Hi!
10:51Surprise!
10:52Hi!
10:52How are you?
10:54What are you doing here?
10:55Well, I just wanted to experience
10:57my first 4th of July celebration.
10:59Yes.
11:00Boo!
11:02Please don't do that.
11:03That's an order!
11:05Boo!
11:07That's horrible!
11:09So you sit here, yeah.
11:11So let me get you a flag and a beer.
11:13Oh, American?
11:14Yes.
11:14Just a flag.
11:15Okay, honey.
11:20Honey.
11:22Hi.
11:23Oh, hi.
11:24Are you okay?
11:25Oh, just crying in a stall over a boy
11:28like the world's worst cliche.
11:29Uh, do you wanna talk about it?
11:31Bathroom stranger?
11:32Uh, I just waited too long.
11:35I waited, I waited for everything to be right.
11:39Has that ever happened to you?
11:40Just wait too long?
11:41I might be doing that right now, actually.
11:44Really?
11:45Yeah.
11:46Don't do it.
11:47Yeah.
11:47Learn from my mistakes.
11:49And I'm gonna go find him.
11:50Yeah!
11:51You go!
11:53You go right now!
11:55Okay, thank you!
11:56You got this!
11:56Yes!
11:57Get your man, girl.
11:58You seem great.
11:59Yeah.
12:00I am...
12:01I am cute.
12:02And I am fun.
12:04Wow!
12:04This is enlightening, toilet lady!
12:06Please don't call me that.
12:07Yeah, sorry.
12:11General!
12:12So, you ready to talk surrender?
12:15Yes, I am.
12:16Good.
12:16Your surrender.
12:17Wow.
12:18Yes.
12:19See over there?
12:20That's my girlfriend Katja.
12:22As in, Katja.
12:24Get it?
12:27If you'll excuse me.
12:28Uh, she owns a brothel in town.
12:30I would never jeopardize my career by stepping inside.
12:34Would you?
12:35No!
12:36I'm not...
12:40One to, um...
12:45Hide things.
12:46Nice try.
12:50Hm.
12:55Ape!
12:56Yeah, uh, hey!
12:57Hi, um...
12:59Are you good?
12:59Have you been running or something?
13:01Oh, I just, uh...
13:04Meat sweats.
13:04That's it.
13:05Okay.
13:07Uh...
13:07Can I talk to you about something?
13:09Uh...
13:09Maybe in private.
13:10Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:10Why don't we go to the photo booth?
13:11Right over here?
13:12Okay.
13:16Uh...
13:17Something's...
13:18Wrong.
13:19Okay, you can tell?
13:20Yeah.
13:21Yeah, you know, you really need...
13:23Oversized sunglasses.
13:25Yeah.
13:26I do need these.
13:27Oh, there you go.
13:28Now all is right in the world.
13:30Yeah.
13:30Oh, you know what?
13:31There's something in your hair.
13:33It's the lack of a tiny little hat.
13:34It was the lack of a tiny little hat.
13:36Yeah, cowboy.
13:37Hey!
13:37Get into the frame.
13:39I'm in it now.
13:40Wow.
13:43Man...
13:45Um...
13:45Abe, I wanted to say something.
13:48Uh-huh.
13:48Which I will actually take the pause.
13:50Why?
13:51It's not that serious.
13:52It's cool and casual and fun.
13:54I think there's a lot of stuff that goes unsaid between you and me.
13:59And I...
14:00Maggie, before you go...
14:04Celeste wants to come here to Stroopstorf.
14:06What?
14:08Yeah, okay.
14:08She thought that maybe we could try being a family one more time.
14:11And for so long, that's what I thought I wanted, but...
14:13No, no buts.
14:14No buts about it.
14:15That is what you should do.
14:19You don't think that's, like, crazy?
14:21I think it would be crazy if you didn't bring her here.
14:25Okay, everybody, thank you.
14:26Uh, I don't...
14:27I want to go check on something.
14:30Mm-hmm.
14:30Sorry, one sec.
14:35Ooh.
14:36Let's take a look at that.
14:38It looks like you did a fart when that fart destroyed her.
14:42Can I keep it?
14:43No.
14:47Jerry, it's so lovely to see you.
14:49No, no, no.
14:49Don't play innocent with me.
14:50You assured me that my visits to the brothel were confidential.
14:54I would never violate your trust, Jerry.
14:58If she's telling the truth, she's not blackmailing you.
15:02I am.
15:04This is the one you were supposed to find.
15:07And this, this is the real bug.
15:10I knew you'd confront Katja and let your guard down.
15:12All I had to do was hide my microphone behind the red, white, and blue.
15:16So, it seems like the chickens have come home to roost you.
15:19And I got you by the eggs.
15:22Unless you want to grant me a transfer.
15:30You used me as a pawn in your game?
15:33A pawn can bring down a king.
15:35And he's not going to say anything.
15:36It's mutually assured destruction.
15:38The only thing that's been destroyed is my trust in you.
15:40I told you not to cross the line, but you did.
15:43I see now I gave you too much credit.
15:45You are incapable of change.
15:47That's unfair.
15:48I hope you get your transfer,
15:49and I hope you get as far away from your daughter as possible,
15:52so you don't break her heart like you have mine.
15:56This is goodbye, Colonel Quinn.
15:59Okay, that's a little...
16:02That's a perfectly good bug.
16:04Hey, Papadakis, cut out all that stuff with me and Katja
16:07and just keep all the really cool stuff I said to the general, okay?
16:18You win.
16:20You have your transfer anywhere you want.
16:22I'll make it happen.
16:23General, wait.
16:26More scotch?
16:29Sure.
16:32It's been a while since we've done this.
16:34Let me ask you something.
16:39Why'd you send me here?
16:42I wanted you to retire.
16:44I mean, back when we were, well, not friends, but not this,
16:47you told me over a glass of scotch
16:50that every time you got close to someone, you ran away.
16:54So what, you thought I was gonna just...
16:57leave the service and run away from my daughter?
17:00Isn't that what you're doing now?
17:03Anyway, just, uh, let me know where you wanna go, and I'll send you there.
17:10Oh, and, um, for the record, I don't actually pay the women for sex.
17:16Just for sitting on cake, on balloons, glass tables.
17:22It's not even really sexual.
17:25Well, not at first.
17:26You don't have to explain it.
17:27Well, you know, no.
17:29I don't have anyone to tell.
17:31And it really feels good to, uh, to share.
17:34It started back at my tenth birthday.
17:37My mom's friend Dolores came and, oh, my God, she had a body for sitting.
17:44Oh!
17:48Ssssssumptuous.
17:54Okay, everybody.
17:56It's time to move outside for the fireworks!
17:59And whoever is the owner of the black Mercedes AMG parked outside.
18:04I'll be by the big tree.
18:10Okay, everybody, down in the spring streets will continue after the fireworks.
18:14Go out, see the lights.
18:22Hey.
18:24Not now, Colonel.
18:26The fireworks are about to start. Don't you want to be out there for him?
18:28I'm good. Leave me alone.
18:36You all right?
18:36Dad.
18:37What's wrong?
18:40Anything I can help you with?
18:41No, I don't get the dad who helps.
18:44I get the dad who makes everything worse.
18:49Okay, well, maybe I don't want to be that dad anymore.
19:00You can stay if you don't say anything or do anything.
19:07We both know I can be that dad.
19:14I do love fireworks.
19:16Who do you think put the first Roman candle in your hand?
19:23Six was way too young for that, by the way.
19:26You have all your fingers.
19:30I know that Katya broke up with you.
19:34How do you know that?
19:36Mom texted me.
19:38How does mom know?
19:40Katya's on her way to the Quinn family ex-wife vacation.
19:44You gotta be kidding me.
19:46Great.
19:47So now there's four of them.
19:48It's like I'm starting a basketball team of brilliant women who hate my guts.
19:53The team's complete.
19:54Abe's ex told me she wants to transfer to Struppstorf.
19:57And she hates my guts already.
19:59But she's just gonna make my life living hell.
20:05There's some things you could do about it.
20:08You could deny her on-base housing.
20:10Make her a roving instructor.
20:11Force them into long distance.
20:13Put her in charge of cheese coagulation.
20:15Make her smell like rancid milk.
20:18That's...
20:20Too much.
20:22Yeah, it is.
20:23Cause she doesn't need to be in charge.
20:24She'd smell like rancid milk a lot longer if she had to start at the bottom and work her way
20:29up.
20:29Cause then we got her in there like for at least a year.
20:32Maybe a year and a half.
20:33Right?
20:34Right.
20:36They'd be calling her stinky by then.
20:42Yeah, well...
20:44I never thought I would say this, but...
20:49I am really glad that you're here, Dad.
21:00Not going anywhere.
21:16I am a liberal man.
21:17But America just doesn't understand.
21:21That I sing about your working class in a gravelly rasp.
21:25But in reality, I'm a billionaire under the globalist command.
21:29Conceived in the continental United States.
21:33I was conceived in the continental United States.
21:37Conceived in the continental United States.
21:41I was conceived in the continental United States.
21:46Yeah!
21:47It's going so well!
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