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00:03Sous-titres par Jérémy Diaz
00:32Sous-titres par Jérémy Diaz
01:27Sous-titres par Jérémy Diaz
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02:05Sous-titres par Jérémy Diaz
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03:01Sous-titres par Jérémy Diaz
03:07Sous-titres par Jérémy Diaz
03:12Sous-titres par Jérémy Diaz
03:13Sous-titres par Jérémy Diaz
03:15Sous-titres par Jérémy Diaz
03:19Sous-titres par Jérémy Diaz
03:22Sous-titres par Jérémy Diaz
03:24Sous-titres par Jérémy Diaz
03:35Sous-titres par Jérémy Diaz
03:38Sous-titres par Jérémy Diaz
03:50Sous-titres par Jérémy Diaz
03:53Sous-titres par Jérémy Diaz
04:20Sous-titres par Jérémy Diaz
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04:54Sous-titres par Jérémy Diaz
04:56Sous-titres par Jérémy Diaz
04:58C'est ça, c'est ça, c'est ça
04:59Et ça
05:00Would you let go of me already
05:02You're making it hard to walk
05:06Why is he always so cold to me
05:09How can he not see
05:11How incredibly, ridiculously, tremendously
05:15Unflip at your hands
05:16Not bad, huh
05:17I've been studying those rom-com books of yours
05:20And practicing for this
05:24You love this kind of thing, don't you
05:26How about it, Ayou
05:28My hands, I don't know what you're talking about
05:33You can be so clumsy sometimes
05:36He's ignoring it
05:38Let's go
05:39Oh crap, that was way too close
05:42Come on, facial muscles, bear with me
05:44Hold on
05:47I think I squint my little ankle
05:50Secret art cutesy act
05:52That work for ya
05:53Please don't weave me
05:57Huh, hey, are you okay
06:00He looks like he's genuinely worried about me
06:03Wait, why are you so prepared
06:06You really just carry around a first aid kit
06:09Duh, cause you're always so reckless
06:11You jump between our windows even though we're on the second floor
06:16I've gotta be ready to take care of you
06:19No, damn it
06:21Damn it all
06:22Does it still hurt?
06:24Oh, no
06:25Good, then let's get moving, yeah?
06:27Huh?
06:28Uh, hey, wait for me
06:35Uh, uh, I mean, I don't need help walking or anything
06:39I was just thinking, um, you know
06:44Oh yeah, that's it
06:45You know how you take your sweet time if I don't drag you along
06:48I don't wanna, I don't wanna
06:50Right now, let's go
06:52How long ago was that?
06:53Oh no, my ankle is starting to hurt pretty bad
06:58Maybe I do need help
07:00Just to be safe, you know
07:03Fine, whatever, dude
07:05Thanks so much
07:08Yep, we're always like this
07:10A couple of close, childhood friends
07:13No matter how romantic it starts to feel
07:15There's just no way we could cross that line
07:19We'll always be friends
07:20And nothing more
07:24Oh, we're almost at the main street
07:27Oh, yeah
07:28What will people think?
07:31Seeing us walk out like this
07:33Huh? Beats me
07:35Not like I care
07:42Wait, wait, wait
07:44No way
07:45Is this for real?
07:47Are we really doing this?
07:54Shio?
07:55Do you know what you're doing right now?
07:57We're nearly in the special finger lock position
08:00This is getting dangerously close to a rom-com
08:18I can explain
08:19It's not what you think
08:21I can't believe what I'm seeing right now
08:23Maybe I should take a photo
08:25Your moms are going to want to see this
08:27Hang on a minute
08:29Look at that
08:30I'm laughing so hard
08:31I can barely control my hands
08:33And what exactly is so funny?
08:36Just let me explain
08:37Don't you dare touch me
08:39And you better keep your crabby little fingers away from Shio too while you're at it
08:43What?
08:44Huh, Karine?
08:45Just listen
08:45If you ever do anything to upset Shio
08:48Then it's my duty as your childhood friend to teach you a lesson
08:51You horny little monkey
08:53Huh? Horny?
08:56Later
08:56Wait a second
08:57I'm no horny monkey
09:05Dropped in!
09:08What is wrong with you?
09:09You've got it all wrong
09:11We weren't doing anything
09:12I was just trying to drag A.U. with me to school
09:15Yeah, that's right
09:16This is all Shio's fault
09:20Jeez, you two
09:22How dumb are you?
09:24Don't be so misleading
09:26It can't be!
09:28Was I the only one getting all worked up before?
09:31That was close
09:32So she really didn't mean anything by it
09:35If I had gone ahead
09:36And tried locking fingers with her
09:39Are you for real?
09:41You actually got feelings for your childhood friend
09:43I'm so sorry
09:44I think you have the wrong idea
09:46Yeah, just kill me now
09:48I guess she really can't be at a rom-com with her childhood friend
10:01Oh dear
10:02She's starting to get the jump on me
10:04What do I do?
10:06It's almost too late
10:07Those two might really get together soon
10:10So why can't I?
10:12Don't you dare touch me
10:13You horny little monkey
10:15Dropped in!
10:18Why can't I stop myself from being so mean to him all the time?
10:22I don't know
10:24But can you really blame me?
10:26That boy's just too freaking horny!
10:28I can't believe he would hold her hand like that
10:29As if it was nothing!
10:31And then he had the audacity to
10:32Feel my boob
10:34I wonder if he was comparing me to Shio
10:38Oh jeez!
10:39His deeds will not go unpunished!
10:42He's gonna have to pay for what he's done
10:44Big time
10:47But just to be clear
10:48It's not like I actually care about him or anything, okay?
10:53I'll be sure to make his heart race next time
10:55Or things are always gonna stay this way
10:58I'm gonna take these feelings with me to my grave
11:01No matter what
11:03Because that's what it means to be childhood friends!
11:07I can't believe you
11:09Talk about creepy
11:10Right back at you, weirdo
11:12This is Akari Hiyodoshi
11:14She's another childhood friend of mine
11:16As you can see, we get along
11:18Why'd you buy the same flavor drink as me?
11:20I'll have you know this has been my drink of choice since I started here
11:23Like cats and dogs
11:25What did you say?
11:27Got a problem?
11:28Please don't fight, you guys!
11:33You two get to sit right next to each other
11:35So play nice, will you?
11:37No way!
11:38I can't stand this gross creep
11:41That's what I was gonna say
11:42Hey Minamo
11:43Wanna go over our class rep duties?
11:46Oh, sure!
11:47Now, you two get along, okay?
11:51I don't know
11:52I suppose I'd be willing to play nicely
11:54If a certain someone were to beg for it
11:58Give me a break
11:59We'd be fine if one of us wasn't such a stuck-up jerk
12:04Oh man, why can't I just keep my stupid mouth shut?
12:08Wait for me
12:10Hey, you
12:11She used to stick to me like glue when we were kids
12:13But now, I'm not even sure she considers me a friend anymore
12:19It shouldn't be like this
12:21We should be happy we got into the same high school
12:24Hey, you know, Akari
12:27This drink is great
12:29Am I right?
12:30Hmm?
12:32Hmm
12:32Uh, huh?
12:34What was that?
12:35I didn't say anything, idiot!
12:38What?
12:39You're so enra-
12:39Nope, couldn't do it
12:41It's too embarrassing
12:43You're the idiot, you stupid, stupid boy
12:47I got all glimmed up so Ayou would look my way
12:50Studied hard to get into the same high school
12:52And even bought the same drink so we'd have something to talk about
12:56Just notice me a little, would you?
12:58If you do, I promise not to completely shut you down
13:01I might even be someone nice to you for once
13:08Would you quit copying me already?
13:10You're the one copying me
13:12Oh no, not again
13:15Jeez
13:17What the?
13:18Didn't I already drink some of this?
13:22Oh, wait a minute
13:23I think that's my drink
13:29Wait, does that mean Ayou and I just shared an indirect c-c-c-kiss?
13:37Hey, don't worry about it
13:38It's not a big deal
13:39Huh?
13:40Worry about what?
13:42Oh, brother
13:43Don't tell me you were thinking that was an indirect kiss
13:48You loser
13:49It's not like we're little kids anymore, you know
13:52Don't start blushing about that
13:54It's creepy
13:56Hang on
13:57Don't tell me that you're still a
14:00Virgin
14:01What?
14:02V-v-v-v-v-v-virgin?
14:05That's a yes
14:07What's wrong with this guy?
14:09He's acting so cool while my heart's beating out of my chest
14:12I feel so stupid
14:13Oh yeah?
14:15So what experience do you have then?
14:17I bet you're in the same boat
14:19Please
14:20I've got plenty of experience
14:21Forget indirect kisses
14:23Even real ones are nothing to me by now
14:25I was just caught off guard with that drink
14:27I mean
14:28That bottle had touched your gross virgin lips
14:31You keep calling me a virgin
14:33But just so you know
14:34Kissing isn't any big deal to me either
14:38Are they fighting?
14:39What's happening?
14:41You don't have to lie you know
14:42You kissing someone?
14:45Funny, so funny
14:48It is not a lie
14:49I'm told my kisses are to die for
14:53Is that so?
14:54And where's your proof?
14:57Well I mean
14:58You'd have to experience it
15:00Then get to it already
15:01Kiss me right now
15:05Huh?
15:07Oh my goodness
15:09What do I do?
15:12Hurry up with the kissing already
15:13Someone might walk in on us
15:15What the absolute heck is going on?
15:17Oh just shut it
15:19Quit rushing me
15:20Are you really?
15:21Going to kiss?
15:23Hey what's wrong?
15:25You're trembling
15:26Oh
15:27I'm just getting ready to rumble
15:29We're not boxing
15:30Are you sure you've done this before Akari?
15:33Just shut up
15:34I don't want to hear it from a guy who's getting all weak in the knees
15:37Well I mean
15:41I was lying
15:42Huh?
15:44There you happy now?
15:45I've never kissed anyone before
15:47Oh?
15:49Really?
15:50Go ahead and laugh at me already
15:54I see
15:57Then that makes this your first time right?
16:00Akari?
16:02What's going on?
16:03I thought she hated me all this time
16:05But I guess we might be starting our own rom-com after all
16:10What are you doing?
16:12You!
16:14I can explain!
16:16I've been looking for you too
16:17And here you are
16:18Uh oh
16:19This isn't just any old rom-com
16:22It's turning out to be a messy love triangle
16:26You silly billy
16:28Huh?
16:29Looks like Akari missed a strand
16:30But I got it
16:31Or not
16:33What's up?
16:34See any more?
16:35Nope all good now
16:37That AU sure is messy
16:39Yeah!
16:42Akari!
16:44Owie!
16:46Who put that broom there?
16:49A teddy bear?
16:52Well what do you know
16:53You act like you're all grown up now
16:55But you haven't changed at all
16:57Ha ha ha ha ha
16:59That's it!
17:00Why you little
17:01Open up your skull
17:02I need to get inside your friend
17:04I need to leave them
17:05This is why you can't be in a rom-com
17:07With your childhood friends
17:09It really looks like they were about to kiss
17:14That Akari is not to be underestimated
17:17She a minimal
17:19She's so bubbly and cute
17:21She's just so nice to everyone
17:23Plus
17:23She's stacked
17:25Akari Hyodoshi is really pretty as well
17:27And she's so fashionable
17:29Damn it
17:30Why do those two have to be
17:32The childhood friends of this bozo?
17:34You nosuke sakai
17:35Who cares?
17:37We lived near each other growing up
17:39It isn't any big deal
17:40But you can watch them changing from your window
17:42Can't you?
17:43And why would I do that?
17:44Don't be stupid
17:45For your information
17:46I have never
17:48Hey Aiyu
17:49Seen my childhood friends
17:50Show me your homework
17:51As women!
17:54Oh
17:54Is that so?
17:56I guess not
17:58Wait
17:58I didn't mean
18:00Yep
18:00We're always like this
18:02Now for the classic bittersweet rom-com misunderstanding
18:05That totally makes sense
18:08He is my bestie after all
18:10What the heck?
18:11Or not
18:12Let go of me, Shio
18:16What's the problem?
18:17We go way back
18:18Speaking of which
18:19Would you let me take a look at your homework real quick?
18:22Uh
18:23Really?
18:24Again?
18:25Listen
18:26Stop clinging to me when we're at school
18:28I mean
18:29People are going to get the wrong idea
18:32Oopsy-daisy
18:33Uh
18:33What do you think you're doing?
18:35Uh
18:36Copying homework?
18:37Hey
18:37Can't you just do it at your own desk?
18:39Why?
18:40It's not going to take me long to copy
18:42Come on
18:42Keep me a pain
18:43Scoochie, scoochie
18:44Uh
18:46Uh
18:46Gah
18:47Oh crap
18:48At this rate she's going to figure out I'm actually perving on her
18:52Huh?
18:53I knew it
18:54He is a big
18:55Get away from that precious angel you monster
18:57Wait I can explain
18:58Hmm
19:00Nah it's totally cool
19:01That's just how we are
19:03Aiyu and I've always been this close
19:05We're like family
19:06Right?
19:07Yeah
19:08I guess
19:09There's such purity in her eyes
19:11Fine
19:12Just get the homework finished already
19:14Okay
19:16Now's my chance
19:17I only sat on him to mess with him since he said he doesn't see me as a woman
19:20But it turns out that touching his thighs really makes him squirm
19:25Hmm
19:27Oh sorry
19:28His position is a little awkward
19:30Oh good
19:31This is perfect
19:32I've discovered his true weakness
19:34Now to make him all trembly in the knees
19:37Is this better?
19:38How about this?
19:39Just do the freaking homework!
19:41Hey!
19:42What are you doing?
19:43You do realize you're still in school right now
19:45What perfect timing?
19:47Shio
19:48You're going to cause some rumors about you and that creep there
19:51Hey!
19:51I'm not the creep here!
19:54I'm just doing homework
19:56Homework?
19:58You could literally do that at any desk
20:01Oh god
20:02Come hither
20:03Hang on Ocarine
20:06Thanks for your concern but
20:09You and I are both fine with this okay?
20:13Oh
20:17Oh, alors, c'est parti, s'il vous plaît.
20:20Huh?
20:26Je me souviens de faire mon travail, aussi.
20:28Et cette fois, personne ne va avoir la même idée de vous deux.
20:31Once again, vous pouvez juste faire ça à vos propres desks!
20:35Hey, Akari!
20:37Juste le, ne parlez même pas, ne s'est-il même pas.
20:41Silence!
20:42Don't vous darez bouger.
20:44Hold on a second, what am I even doing now?
20:47At this very moment, I can feel the warmth of A.U.'s body right on my butt!
20:53I can't believe she always made a face by this.
20:56Maybe she really doesn't like him like that.
20:58Why is Akari doing this when she calls him gross all the time?
21:03Wait a minute, is she trying to show up with those sexy moves?
21:06Next line, I...
21:08Whoa, it's loose!
21:11Hold it one damn second, this is way too much for me!
21:14I can't handle this!
21:16Stop right now, you two!
21:18Huh?
21:22He's a big fan of the song!
21:24He's a big fan of the song, you two!
21:26I want to give up!
21:33He's a big fan of the song, you two!
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