00:16I don't know what to do.
00:30Who are you going to cut off?
00:31Go, Buster!
00:35Who are you going to cut off?
00:41I ain't afraid of no ghosts.
00:49I ain't afraid of no ghosts.
00:54Go, Buster!
00:56Go, Buster!
00:58Who are you going to cut off?
01:01Go, Buster!
01:04Me and me!
01:08ABC Entertainment and GB Productions
01:11brings you an historic television broadcast.
01:15The Ghostbusters, live from Al Capone's tomb
01:19with Dr. Egon Spengler.
01:22I won't do it.
01:23Dr. Ray Stance and Winston Zedborg.
01:27Hi!
01:29And your host for this evening,
01:31Dr. Peter Venkman.
01:33Al Capone.
01:35A two-bit hood with delusions of grandeur?
01:38Or just misunderstood?
01:39We don't know and we don't care.
01:42This is it.
01:44Al Capone.
01:45The boss.
01:46And now here's my associate, Dr. Egon Spengler,
01:50to tell you why we're here tonight.
01:52Don't push.
01:53Don't push.
01:56Uh...
01:57Hi.
01:59You'll have to excuse him.
02:00This is his first time on TV and he's just a little bit nervous.
02:04Go ahead, Egon, my main man.
02:07Tell the folks at home why we're here tonight.
02:09We're here tonight because Peter sold the TV rights for lots of money
02:13before we could stop him and now we're stuck on national TV
02:16and I'm not having any fun at all.
02:19Oh, isn't he a kidder, folks?
02:22Okay, Egon, tell him the real reason.
02:25Egon, read the card.
02:28We are here because Al Capone's ghost appears every ten years at midnight on this spot.
02:34Excuse me?
02:35Keep reading.
02:37And we're going to catch him on live TV right in front of all you crazy guys and gals?
02:42And now, with no further ado...
02:46Peter, wait.
02:47No one's ever seen Al Capone's ghost.
02:50Not in ten years, that's right, but we will tonight.
02:54Thank you, Egon, and you better get back to those ghost traps.
02:57We'll need them.
02:58Now, here's a brief history of Al Capone, the boss.
03:02Alphonse Capone.
03:04Accused as a young boy of cutting down a cherry tree, he was never convicted.
03:08The witnesses and the tree itself suddenly disappeared without a trace.
03:15An only son.
03:16He worked hard in school.
03:18That's a little nice pencil box he got there.
03:21It'd be a real shame if something would have maybe happened to it.
03:24Ain't that so many?
03:27Yeah, boss. It'd be a real shame.
03:31As a young man, he came to Chicago, determined to become a mob tenpin.
03:38I don't know, this just ain't right somehow.
03:42Then he wised up and decided to become a mob kingpin.
03:46Soon, he was the most powerful gangster in Chicago through a series of well-executed raids on other gangsters.
03:54Better. Much better.
03:57But like every petty crook, he spent his last few years behind bars.
04:03Nobody does this to Capone. You hear me?
04:07I'm still the toughest guy around, and I'll prove it. You just wait!
04:13That's Al, folks. Whoops. Almost been there.
04:17Just a few minutes to go. Better check in with the team.
04:20You there, guys?
04:21All set, Peter. Can I say hi to my mom in New Jersey?
04:26Maybe later.
04:28Finally to certify that everything tonight is on the up-and-up,
04:31our observers from the firm of Tully, Melnitz & Spud,
04:35Lewis Tully, and Janine Melnitz.
04:40Hi.
04:41Anything to say to the millions of folks watching at home?
04:47Bye.
04:48Bye.
04:49Yahoo!
04:51Peter, I'm getting some strange readings. Maybe you shouldn't push this.
04:56Yeah. While Dr. Spengler and I confer, here's another clip from Capone's past.
05:04Egon, I know there's been no sightings of Capone.
05:08I'm not worried about that. I'm concerned about all this activity.
05:12Peter, I think you're waking something up.
05:15Don't worry. It's okay. It's...
05:19Peter, we couldn't find the clip. You're still on the air.
05:24We're still on the air?
05:26We're still on the air!
05:29Al Capone, right here on our stage.
05:31Any minute now, we'll see that cheap hood Capone face to face.
05:36Uh, Peter.
05:37Just a second, Egon. Yes, Capone. That ectoplasmic wimp, that...
05:43Peter, I'm getting a...
05:46Okay, boys, get this straight. I'm giving you just one warning.
05:50Cut it out, and cut it out now, or there's gonna be trouble.
05:55What the heck was that?
05:58A fourth-magnitude supernatural disruption.
06:01It seems to have come from...
06:04all around us.
06:06Uh, Peter, we're...
06:12Back on the air. Right.
06:15Well, folks, seems we had a little trouble with our transmitter,
06:18but we're back on line now, and...
06:21Listen. Midnight.
06:24Peter, I really think we should reconsider this.
06:28When the clock finishes tolling, on the final stroke of midnight,
06:32the ghost of that creep, Al Capone, will rise.
06:38You ready, guys?
06:42All set.
06:47Four.
06:49Two.
06:50Peter.
06:51Now!
06:52Ready?
06:55Now!
06:56Or, uh...
06:57Now!
06:59Any time now.
07:02No, really, he'll, uh...
07:05Huh?
07:08I am the ghost of Al Capone.
07:12Ooh!
07:15Ooh!
07:17Well, why not?
07:19I can think of several good reasons.
07:22Okay, Capone, this is it.
07:24This isn't your town anymore.
07:26You are finished.
07:28Caput.
07:29You're a has-been.
07:30A loser.
07:32A...
07:34I want you.
07:41Peter, I think we've got a problem here.
07:45Wait a minute.
07:47This wasn't in the script.
07:48This wasn't in the script.
07:56Oh my gosh!
07:58They're gone!
07:59Hey!
08:00Ah!
08:07Ah!
08:14Oh my gosh!
08:20This stuff never happens to Heraldo.
08:22How come we...
08:23Wait a minute.
08:24Peter, where's Ray and Winston?
08:26For that matter, where's Ecto-2?
08:29Run!
08:33Whew!
08:35Told you we'd make it down safe, Winston.
08:40But we haven't checked for contusions or abrasions yet.
08:43You know the rules about first aid.
08:46First we go!
08:47Go!
08:48Hey!
08:50That was a 1930 Ford.
08:52Eight cylinder, runners, mint condition.
08:55Huh.
08:56Wonder what else it's got.
09:01Ah!
09:03Had to ask.
09:06Hey, Eagle.
09:07Look at this.
09:08Those bullets?
09:10They're ectoplasm.
09:12I suspected as much.
09:14Had a guess, I'd say all of this is a supernatural manifestation.
09:19It looks like we've been pulled into the spirit world.
09:22In other words, that's a ghost.
09:24Yes, Peter.
09:25That's a ghost.
09:27Well, that's all I needed to hear.
09:29Okay, buddy.
09:30Nobody interrupts my TV show.
09:33Eat protons!
09:36Of course, I meant eat protons in the very best sense of the word.
09:49The boss sent me to get you, so use is common with me.
09:55Now.
09:56So what if we don't, like, want to go witches?
10:01That would make me very unhappy.
10:04And I would have to shake your hand.
10:07I would shake your hand any time I wanted, cause I would keep it in a box on my table.
10:15Oh, guys?
10:16This nice gentleman would like us to meet the boss.
10:20Isn't that nice?
10:21You know, a few curtains, some nice plants, and this place could really come alive.
10:26I think coming alive is a little beside the point.
10:30This whole place is dead.
10:32Well, maybe we're just not seeing it at its best.
10:38Then again, maybe we are.
10:40So what the heck happened to our proton packs, Ray?
10:44If Egon's right, and this is the spirit world, then the rules of science might not apply.
10:49There it is, the boss's house.
10:55Uh, excuse me, but who is the boss?
11:00The boss?
11:01That's Mr. Capone, Mr. Al Capone.
11:07Said he wanted to welcome you real personal life.
11:11Make you feel so much to home, you'll never leave.
11:22I'll use this to wait here.
11:24The boss will be with yous in a second.
11:31Big place.
11:39Slimer, no!
11:41You'll get us in trouble.
11:43Ray, we're already in trouble.
11:57So, you guys are the Ghostbusters.
12:01Who wants to know?
12:02The name's Al. Al Capone.
12:05Oh, yeah? Let me see some ID.
12:08I got your ID right here, pal.
12:16Will that do?
12:18Well, actually, it's, uh, expired.
12:22Well, so have I. Big deal.
12:24And I'm still the toughest guy south of Chicago.
12:28Way, way south of Chicago.
12:31Thought you'd make a big name for yourselves by going after me, didn't you?
12:37Try to make me out some penny, ain't he, dummy?
12:39Well, I take that kind of thing personal.
12:42I need time to get this working, guys.
12:45Uh, actually, that's a good, uh, very, very good explanation for all of us.
12:51Uh, tell them what it is, Ray.
12:53Yeah, I think...
12:54Huh?
12:54Uh, that's right.
12:56It was, uh, it was Peter's idea.
12:59Hey!
13:00Well, it was.
13:02Tough, guys.
13:04Without those fancy haters, you're not much, are you?
13:08Maybe where you come from, you're big stuff.
13:10But now you're on my turf.
13:13Yeah?
13:14Well, turf this.
13:19Whoa!
13:21Okay, Egon.
13:22Now what?
13:24Pray he bunts.
13:32It's a ray!
13:34It's a ray!
14:02I don't get it.
14:03They're firing, but it doesn't seem to hurt them.
14:06The only thing they knew how to do in life, so I guess it's all they know how to do
14:11now.
14:11Boy, I've heard about being in a rut, but this is something else.
14:16Yeah?
14:17Well, unless we want to end up buried in a rut, I said we'd make a run for it while
14:22they're distracted.
14:23Agreed.
14:24Go!
14:26You'll never take me alive, coppers.
14:30Oops!
14:32This way!
14:39In here.
14:40Right.
14:41Okay, quick.
14:42In here.
14:49Peter!
14:57Roger!
14:58I'll have you know I'm a close personal friend of Jimmy Cagney.
15:02Okay, you mugs.
15:04Listen up.
15:05I'm only gonna say this once.
15:07You guys know where you are?
15:08Ah!
15:09Well, yes.
15:10We're in the spirit world.
15:12There.
15:13You see?
15:14Guy's got smarts.
15:16Yeah.
15:17A regular Reinstein.
15:19Well, thank you.
15:20I'd just like to say...
15:22Shut up!
15:24Yes, sir.
15:25I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse.
15:28Me and my boys here.
15:30We'll help you get back to the world of the living if you help us get rid of Capone.
15:36Wait a minute.
15:37I thought you were all on the same side.
15:40What are you?
15:41A comedian?
15:42When me and the boys got here, we figured we'd call a truce.
15:46But Capone, he decides to take over the whole joint.
15:50We don't want that.
15:52We just want to retire and be legitimate businessmen.
15:56We hear you're big time enforcers, so maybe we can make a deal.
16:00What do you say?
16:01I say, uh, sure.
16:04Why not?
16:05Good.
16:05Now, which one of you clowns is in charge here?
16:09I, uh...
16:10Why do you ask?
16:12We just want to know.
16:14For insurance.
16:17Uh, he is.
16:21Who's he?
16:22A ghost.
16:23Must be from out of town.
16:25You got a name?
16:26They call him...
16:28The Spud.
16:29The Spud?
16:31But...
16:33Peter, I...
16:34What'd he say?
16:38He said, uh...
16:41You guys relax.
16:43My boys will take care of things.
16:46Except we've got a little problem.
16:48Our, uh...
16:49I mean, their proton packs don't work.
16:52Uh, Voik.
16:53I said that?
16:55That's because they work on science.
16:58This place works on magic.
17:00And the two don't mix.
17:02But we can fix that.
17:04We'll also need Ecto-2, and we can't go out dressed like this.
17:10Uh...
17:10Uh...
17:11Uh...
17:12Uh...
17:12Uh...
17:13Uh...
17:13Uh...
17:16Uh...
17:17Nice guy.
17:18Sharp dresser.
17:19He just don't talk too good.
17:21Well...
17:22Well what?
17:23Well...
17:24Hey, never mind.
17:25You said you could make the proton packs work.
17:28Oh, yeah.
17:29Here, try these.
17:31What are they?
17:32Magic crystals.
17:33Magic crystals.
17:34Get out of here.
17:35Read the label.
17:38Magic crystals.
17:40Manufactured by Magic Crystals, Inc.
17:43Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back.
17:52You boys need a hand?
17:55Uh...
17:56No thanks, ma'am.
17:57We, uh...
17:58We got it.
17:59You know, you're kind of cute, doll.
18:02In the right light, a girl might even think you are still alive.
18:06Well, I, uh...
18:10Ray...
18:15Does this mean you don't want Ecto?
18:18Maybe some other time, ma'am.
18:21Just as well.
18:22My boyfriend's here.
18:24Boyfriend?
18:26Uh...
18:27Well, well.
18:28Ain't this swell.
18:30Small spirit world, ain't it?
18:39Hit it!
18:47Uh-oh.
18:49Those packs ready yet, Egon?
18:51I think so, assuming these crystals work.
18:54Why?
18:57No!
19:12Okay, Rocky.
19:13It's curtains for you, see?
19:15Curtains.
19:20Got him.
19:35Okay, let's get this show on the road.
19:37Time to bring Al Capone to justice.
19:40Hey, boss.
19:42There's something you ought to see.
19:44We got trouble.
19:49Keep firing.
19:51We're almost there.
19:52Okay, everybody.
19:54Back off.
20:07This is Supreme M and me.
20:09You want me tough guys?
20:11Come and get me.
20:12You think you're big guys, don't you?
20:15Well, this is still Chicago.
20:17And I'm the biggest guy in Chicago.
20:21I'm the biggest guy in Chicago.
20:25I'm the biggest guy in Chicago.
20:25You hear me?
20:27Get him!
20:28Fire!
20:36Fire!
20:50He got the car!
20:51Hang on!
20:59Come on!
21:00Come on!
21:01Take your best shot.
21:02Come on!
21:03Peter, you okay?
21:05I'm fine, Dad.
21:07Could I borrow the car for the prom tonight?
21:10I promise I'll get it back in one piece this time.
21:18Listen, I've got an idea.
21:20If we could get rid of that bat of his, we can get a clear shot with the proton beams.
21:25I think I know how to do it, but it may not work.
21:28I'll have to go it alone.
21:30Not a chance, Winston.
21:31I'm not leaving.
21:32That wasn't a request, Ray.
21:37Hey!
21:38Little man!
21:50Okay, Mr. Capone, you may be big stuff in Chicago, but where I come from, you're small change.
22:00Automatic self-destruct.
22:02Secrets start.
22:03Get back in 15 seconds.
22:0614.
22:0713.
22:10Bro!
22:117.
22:116.
22:135.
22:14Winston!
22:154.
22:173.
22:182.
22:181.
22:203.
22:224.
22:405.
22:415.
22:415.
22:466.
22:478.
22:481.
22:482.
22:503.
23:073.
23:08Right from the jukeboxes, what do you say?
23:12Uh, guys?
23:16Nice going, Peter.
23:20This place is bad enough as it is.
23:29At these prices, I'm not surprised.
23:38Well, look at that. I see we're out of time.
23:42So, for the Ghostbusters, wherever they are, good night.
23:55Egon, where were you?
23:57Whoa, where were we?
23:59I'll tell you where we were.
24:01We were fighting Al Capone, and we won,
24:05and we got them right here.
24:08Right.
24:09Yeah, sure.
24:11Tell us another one.
24:12But we really did.
24:14Right, whatever you guys say.
24:17The point is, the ratings were terrific.
24:19When you guys vanished like that,
24:21the network was flooded with calls.
24:23Everyone was watching.
24:25It's the biggest thing since the election.
24:27What a great trick.
24:29But it wasn't a trick.
24:31It, uh...
24:33Well, look at the bright side.
24:36There's always next time.
24:39Excuse me.
24:40What next time?
24:42Oh, didn't he tell you?
24:43We made a deal with Peter for two shows.
24:46It'll be great.
24:47I can just see it.
24:49And now, ABC brings you Peter Venkman
24:52and the world-famous Ghostbusters live.
24:56Uh, I was gonna tell you about it, guys.
24:58It just kinda slipped my mind.
25:01From the center of the Bermuda Triangle.
25:05Guys?
25:06Guys?
25:08Yeah!
25:10Peter!
25:24Girls?
25:25Girls?
25:26Girls?
25:27Girls?
25:27There's something strange in the neighborhood.
25:31Who you gonna call?
25:33Girls?
25:35There's something weird, and it don't look good.
25:46I ain't afraid of no ghost
25:49I ain't afraid of no ghost
26:00Who you gonna call
26:10Dick
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