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01:38I felt safer.
01:47Say, Egon, would you mind keeping it down? The neighbors are complaining. From Alaska.
01:55No, no. I think I've done it this time.
01:58I'll say you have. All that's left is to call the mayor's office and tell him we've perfected the art
02:03of slum clearance.
02:04I wonder how much he'd pay us to move to New Jersey.
02:09I stabilized an ectoelectromolecular destabilizing field.
02:15God, what a breakthrough.
02:17All I had to do was refocus the cross-phased calameters to produce a triple didactic parallel overload.
02:23Now all I have to do is fine-tune the hydrophotonic phalangians.
02:26I'll probably need a new interociter, though.
02:28In English, Egon. In English.
02:31Peter, aren't you listening? I've created a plasmic strainer.
02:35Oh, this is a breakthrough. This is a real breakthrough. This is historic.
02:39I feel positively transformed.
02:42Ray, I think you've been sniffing your capacitors again.
02:45Instead of storing the ghosts in the ecto-containment unit, we'll disintegrate them on-site.
02:51I think it needs a little fine-tuning.
02:54Ah, why didn't you say so in the first place?
02:57We did!
03:01Him, I expect to talk like that. Not you two.
03:08He did it to me again!
03:13No! We've got that lick, too!
03:16I've been working on the problem of communicating with Slimer and...
03:19Excuse me, there must be something wrong with my ears.
03:21It sounded like you said you wanted to communicate with Slimer.
03:26You see, I've hot-wired a voter-izer-synthetic speech library to the Banana 9000.
03:37Now, if Slimer wants to say something to us, all he has to do is punch it up on the
03:41keyboard, and the computer will speak for him.
03:45Say something, Slimer.
03:48Um...
03:50I enjoy working with human beings.
03:53I have the utmost confidence in our mission.
03:56Ray, stop.
03:58Stop, Ray.
03:59I can feel it.
04:02Oops.
04:03Well, still needs a little fine-tuning.
04:06You need a little fine-tuning.
04:08Listen, he slimed me the first time we met, and he's been looking for a second chance ever since.
04:16I prefer my own way of communicating with him.
04:19Aye-aye, Captain.
04:21Setting the phasers to stun.
04:23Wahoo!
04:24Woo-hoo!
04:25Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
04:28Hey, he was only kidding.
04:30No, I wasn't.
04:35Yee-haw!
04:40Whoops.
04:42What?
04:44Oh, great. Now I'm going to have to housebreak them all over again.
04:48Help me round them up. Grab an ecto-slimer net.
05:09Oh, no! No! No! No! No!
05:15That's good, Peter. Hold him there.
05:25That's good, Peter. Real good.
05:28I'm sorry, guys. I don't know what came over me. I just had to do that.
05:33Come on, guys. We got to get them before they get away.
05:51Oh, dear.
05:55George, did the weatherman mention anything about this?
06:07Oh, no. This is worse than I thought.
06:11What? We're finally going to be rid of Slimer. What could be worse than that?
06:15We're not going to be rid of Slimer. We're going to be inundated with hundreds of thousands of millions of
06:22Slimers.
06:23I'm sorry I asked.
06:26No. Listen to me. Slimer has become molecularly discoordinated.
06:30Egon, remember what I said? If you're going to stay on this planet, you have to speak our language.
06:35Every time one of the little Slimers hits a material object, it shatters into a whole bunch more little Slimers.
06:42I love this job.
06:49Of course. By passing through the plasmic strainer, Slimer lost his cohesion. No surface tension. This is incredible.
06:58That's one word for it. I can think of several others. Anybody want to guess what they are?
07:03Of course. The process has to bottom out sometime.
07:10I was right. Slimer can't go on shattering forever. Past a certain point, he can't get any smaller.
07:16All we have to do is wait, and all the little Slimers will come home.
07:19How long?
07:21Oh, 412 years.
07:25412 years?
07:27Oh, no. Sorry. I misplaced the decimal point.
07:324,120 years.
07:364,000?
07:384,000?
07:39The problem is worse than that. He won't reform. Not ever. Slimers feed on ambient slimic energy.
07:46Oh, dear. I refuse to become alarmed. I'll wait for the translation.
07:50Each of those little Slimers is already trying to grow up to be a big Slimer.
07:55But it can't happen without the right molecular cohesion.
07:58The slightest little bump and they'll fragment again. This is terrible.
08:02Eventually, everything on the entire planet will be covered with a thin layer of slime.
08:10Oh, no.
08:16Try to imagine that multiplied a million times.
08:19Get the feeling. We won't have to imagine it.
08:24Oh, no.
08:34Ma'am, didn't I tell you this would be more entertaining than celebrity wrestling for dollars?
08:51This is not my idea of a good time. That's my idea of a good time.
08:57There's still a chance if we get out there fast enough with our sliming nets.
09:02Maybe we can round up every last one of the little buggers before they slime the entire city.
09:07Sure. And maybe Howard the Duck will win the Republican nomination for the presidency.
09:13I think Peter's right.
09:14That Howard the Duck will run for president?
09:17No. That it's too late. The entire city is going to be slimed.
09:21Hello. Delaware Overseas Airlines?
09:24When's your next flight to anywhere?
09:26I don't care where. As far away from New York as possible.
09:31France! Not on your life.
09:34All right. We'll have to fight this like men.
09:36And Janine, too.
09:58Yay!
09:59Whoa! Whoa!
10:00Hey!
10:01Yuck!
10:11Mom, I can't change the channel.
10:14The tuner's all slimy.
10:17I told you not to eat peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwiches in the living room.
10:25Oh, whoops.
10:28Okay, let's draw straws.
10:30Ray, pick a number.
10:32Six.
10:33Why?
10:34Amazing.
10:34I don't know how you do it.
10:36That's the number.
10:37You win.
10:38Whoops.
10:40Horrific.
10:41What'd I win?
10:42You get to tell the mayor.
10:44I think we'd all better go see the mayor.
10:47Sure.
10:48That way he can throw us all of us in jail at the same time.
10:52No, Peter.
10:53Egon's right.
10:54Divided we fall.
10:56United we stand.
10:57That's the American way.
10:59That's the way it works.
11:00United we stand.
11:01Divided we fall.
11:03Whoa.
11:05Guys.
11:07Janine, from now on, don't make speeches.
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11:30You've slimed the city of New York.
11:33It's only a little bit of slime.
11:35I think we can handle it.
11:36We just wanted to let you know, in case you heard any funny things.
11:40Or even some things that weren't so funny.
11:43Oh, no.
11:44Not in an election year.
11:50First terror dogs.
11:51Then a walking marshmallow.
11:53Now this.
11:54What are you going to do about it?
11:55Well, we were thinking we could wait until January, when all the slime is frozen.
12:00And then just carry it away.
12:02January?
12:03You're going to get out there and clean up this mess right now.
12:06You have 24 hours.
12:08This is the last straw.
12:10This time I'm putting my foot down.
12:13Yes, sir, Mr. Mayor.
12:14Your Honor.
12:15Sir.
12:15Yes, sir.
12:16Yes, sir.
12:18Yes, sir.
12:19Whoa.
12:20Whoa.
12:21Whoa.
12:23Whoa.
12:23Whoa.
12:23Whoa.
12:23Whoa.
12:25Whoa.
12:25Whoa.
12:30Well, anyone got any other ideas?
12:33Well, there is a possibility.
12:36But I hesitate to mention it.
12:38It's dangerous, right?
12:39We're not afraid of danger, are we?
12:41Speak for yourself, Ray.
12:43Go on, Egon.
12:44Well, we could try reversing the polystratification on the plasmic strainer so that a slimer passing
12:50through it will have its polarity reversed.
12:52It'll be like magnets.
12:54The little slimers will be attracted to each other rather than repelled.
12:58Slimer will stop fragmenting and start reassembling.
13:01Egon, you're brilliant.
13:02Peter, give him a chocolate bar.
13:04Uh, not so fast, Ray.
13:06First, we have to catch one of the little slimers.
13:09Oh.
13:12Get him.
13:13Get him.
13:14I got him.
13:15I got him.
13:16Don't scare him.
13:17Don't scare him.
13:18That way.
13:18That way.
13:19No.
13:19This way.
13:19This way.
13:21Get him.
13:21I get him.
13:22I got him.
13:23That means he's had enough of this.
13:25That way.
13:26That way.
13:26No.
13:27No.
13:27This way.
13:27This way.
13:29Whoa.
13:31Whoa.
13:31Whoa.
13:32This is not fun.
13:34I've had fun.
13:36This isn't it.
13:38Ah.
13:46Where's Janine?
13:48I'm here.
13:49You big dope.
13:51I give up.
13:52I don't care if New York gets slimed or not.
13:55I can always go live in Pittsburgh.
13:57Pittsburgh?
13:59If anyone else has any other good ideas, please don't share them.
14:04Do they have ghosts in Pittsburgh?
14:08Here.
14:09Egon, look.
14:17George, I think we've got it.
14:20And you can have my share, Ray.
14:24Look.
14:34Thank goodness, it works.
14:36Of course.
14:52Go Sliver, go.
14:54Get it together, man.
14:55We've got to get him outside so he can find all the other pieces of himself.
15:00Does this mean getting up and running around again?
15:03Peter, look.
15:09I've got an idea.
15:11Why don't we open the window and let him out?
15:16There you go, Sliver.
15:18Free.
15:18Good googly mooga.
15:20Free at land.
15:23Go, Sliver, go.
15:25Do it, Sliver.
15:26Do it.
15:27Hooray.
15:29Hooray.
15:32Atta boy, Slimer.
15:34Atta boy.
15:35Don't come back, Slimer.
15:59Let's go up on the roof.
16:00We'll get a better view.
16:12Where is he?
16:14Don't worry, Egon.
16:16He's probably gathering up the rest of his pieces.
16:19I have a bad feeling about this.
16:22Oh, Peter, what could possibly go wrong?
16:25Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
16:31Uh, uh, uh, I, I, I, I...
16:37Oh, boy.
16:39Nyaaaaaaah!
16:44Nyaaaaaaah!
16:45Ha-haaaah!
16:50Whoa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
16:54Next year, let's go to the mountains for our vacation.
16:58I think the desert.
16:59I think I'm gonna cry.
17:04Nyaaaaaaah!
17:05Oh, dear.
17:07Egon, it was your idea.
17:09You tell the mayor.
17:10I'm going to Pittsburgh.
17:12Wait for me, Peter.
17:13Egon, what happened?
17:15Why did he get so big?
17:16All those little slimers started feeding on whatever they could find all over New York.
17:21They've been growing.
17:22Now that they're all reassembled, there's too much Slimer.
17:25Exactly.
17:26And the shock to his system has turned him bad.
17:29He's out of control.
17:30That does it, Slimer.
17:32You're going on a diet.
17:34A diet.
17:35That's it.
17:36Egon, you've been out in the sun too long.
17:38You'll feel a lot better when we get to Pittsburgh.
17:41No, listen.
17:42I've got it this time.
17:43We'll have to go see the mayor.
17:45We're going to need helicopters.
17:46See the mayor?
17:49Helicopters?
17:49Controlled bursts from the proton packs will neutralize enough of the slimic energy to reduce Slimer back to his normal
17:56size.
17:57But we're going to need helicopters.
17:59I'm worried.
18:01I think I almost understood that.
18:02Now all we have to do is tell the mayor.
18:05I wonder what he's going to say.
18:08Helicopters?
18:09I can't believe this.
18:11Was it something we said?
18:13Get out.
18:14Get out.
18:15Get out.
18:18Oh, I wonder if they need a mayor in Pittsburgh.
18:24Look.
18:29Oh, I can't stand it.
18:32The center of my city is now called Slime Square.
18:36Ah!
18:37Ah!
18:38Ah!
18:39Ah!
18:40Yeah!
18:43He's got me!
18:45Let's go of these big eights!
18:47Help me!
18:48Help me, Ray!
18:49Peter!
18:50He got whipsed himself!
18:55Now can we have our helicopters?
19:07Red Dog 1, this is Red Dog 2.
19:10Target acquisition at 11 o'clock.
19:12Over.
19:13Huh?
19:13What did he say?
19:14He said Slimer is climbing the Empire State Building.
19:17Why didn't he say so in the first place?
19:19He's sliming the Empire State Building!
19:28Well, that'll keep the gorillas on.
19:30Where's Faye Ray now that we need her?
19:34Slimer, this is not funny.
19:37Now you put me down right now.
19:39Do you hear me?
19:40This is not funny, Slimer.
19:47Uh-oh.
19:53Don't put me down, Slimer.
19:55They'll shoot you.
20:01Uh-huh.
20:02Uh-huh.
20:03One word for me.
20:05He does exactly what he pleases.
20:11Okay, Slimer.
20:13This is gonna hurt you more than us.
20:14But it's for your own good.
20:16Uh-huh.
20:22No!
20:27What's going on?
20:29Uh-huh.
20:30Why do I get the feeling I've seen this one before?
20:33No!
20:54Got him! Got him!
20:58Now I'm never gonna get to Pittsburgh.
21:04Well, Slimer, what do you have to say?
21:07I don't know. I don't know.
21:11I know I've made some rather poor decisions lately, but I'm feeling much better now.
21:18Good to have you back, Slimer. Really.
21:21Yeah. Things were getting awfully dull.
21:25One Slimer is all we really need around here.
21:30Actually, one is more than enough.
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22:07Ahh!
22:22Wheey!
22:24Whee!
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22:27Inexcullent
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