01:03The real Ghostbusters will return after these messages.
01:10We now return to the real Ghostbusters.
01:17Three weeks and not a single job.
01:25What we need is a little diversion.
01:27Aha!
01:31Now you're talking.
01:33I majored in ping pong in college.
01:35It was the only subject you didn't have to cheat on to pass.
01:38Prepare to taste defeat.
01:43Huh?
01:47Oh!
01:49Uh-uh!
01:50Huh?
01:50Hey-ey!
02:00Looks like the only one tasting anything is Slimer.
02:04Mucho thanks, you worthless gabagoo.
02:07That's not a marshmallow.
02:09Mush for brains.
02:10It's a ping pong ball.
02:12Got it?
02:24Too late.
02:26Go ahead.
02:28Ruin the game.
02:28Ruin my life.
02:30You're no good to anyone.
02:32Oh!
02:35You're pretty hard on the little spud, weren't you, Peter?
02:38Hey, what's he ever done for me?
02:40You can kiss the blahs goodbye, guys.
02:44Brought us a safe full of cash, Janine?
02:46Not on your life.
02:52I had no idea they built TVs in the Stone Age.
02:55I want it on a TV show when I was a kid.
02:58It's been in storage for years.
03:00I don't even know if it still works.
03:03One way to find out.
03:17Hey!
03:18Hey!
03:19It's leave it to Woodchuck.
03:21I've seen all of those a million times.
03:27Hey-hey-hey, Holly.
03:29How come all the time I get in hot water?
03:31Is it because I'm a kid?
03:33Uh, gee, no, Woodchuck.
03:35It's because you're a loser.
03:37That's funny.
03:38I thought those were all in black and white.
03:40You think that's funny?
03:42It's a black and white set.
03:53Great!
03:54Only now we've got a ghost.
03:57Don't knock it.
03:58It's the first one we've seen in weeks.
03:59And maybe the last.
04:13Oh, good.
04:14I always wanted a door there.
04:19What now?
04:20It's a ghost?
04:22We bust it.
04:23Or maybe it busts us.
04:30I can't believe it.
04:32We're gonna be killed by a rerun.
04:34Quick!
04:35Call an orthodontist.
04:37We got all we need right here.
04:52Oh, my gosh.
04:54We forgot about the TV.
04:56Glarp.
04:57It'll keep you smiling.
05:22What showed you wearing that on, Janine?
05:23The outer limits?
05:24How intriguing.
05:26We were receiving Channel One.
05:28It's impossible.
05:29There is no Channel One.
05:31Who cares?
05:33The show's over.
05:36Ghostbusters.
05:37On the TV, you say?
05:38Spook's coming right out of the screen?
05:41Just keep calm.
05:55Ghost germs.
05:58Ghost germs.
06:03This is major weird.
06:13Stay put.
06:14You just slime up the works.
06:19Everyone!
06:19Get clear!
06:20I say this calls for a six-pack.
06:27Ah!
06:28Ah!
06:28Ah!
06:29Ah!
06:30Ah!
06:30Ah!
06:31Ah!
06:32Ah!
06:32Ah!
06:33Ah!
06:33Ah!
06:35Ah!
06:35Ah!
06:36Ah!
06:37Ah!
06:55Eat it, Bobo's.
06:56The food ain't bad.
06:57And, we got the biggest TV west of the Hudson.
07:00Tell me I didn't hear that.
07:02Come on!
07:07Don't turn on that set why do you talk I'm open for business on the planet
07:13Paternia lives power guy king hero and snappy dresser hey this is a terrific
07:19cartoon it's based on a great toy a toy is the star of a show could be worse
07:26peter how much damage can a toy do
07:44offhand I'd say plenty
07:53he doesn't look so tough to me when's the last time you had your prescription check the gun break
08:03smash
08:08destroy
08:11you've got to admit the guy likes his work
08:13which is more than you can say for us
08:20hold it right there big guy
08:26why don't they ever listen
08:42we've got trouble
08:43you just figured that out hang on to whatever's bolted down
08:55I hate this show everyone's a critic
09:09can't reach him
09:11help
09:12help
09:14help
09:16help
09:16help
09:17Hey, oh, baby, oh!
09:26There you go!
09:30Whoa!
09:47Oh!
09:47Oh!
09:50Oh!
10:03Slimer!
10:06Stop!
10:08The real Ghostbusters will return after these messages.
10:15We now return to the real Ghostbusters.
10:29Poor Slimer.
10:32He slimed you good and proper, Peter.
10:39Ouch!
10:43I would have been Ghost Goulash if not for him.
10:46Well, this is a promise from Dr. Venkman.
10:49We're gonna find our little green pal, save him, no matter what it takes, and cancel some shows.
11:00The P.K.E. Trail is very, very strong.
11:03All the ghosts in town must have gotten together to form this pirate TV station.
11:07Which explains why they've been so quiet lately.
11:10But why TVs, Egon?
11:12They're using it as a doorway.
11:14Going anywhere, there's a TV set.
11:17Which is anywhere in the city.
11:20Huh, talk about a captive audience.
11:22Central Park, dead ahead.
11:25Looks like we go on foot from here.
11:27On foot, on camel, on dog sled.
11:31For Slimer, Peter Venkman goes anywhere.
11:38Hmm.
11:40You care to put that into words, Egon?
11:41We're getting a tremendous power surge from the center of the park.
12:06Nah, Slimer wouldn't be in there.
12:09Hey, hey, hey, hey, New York! W-B-O-O! The Big Boo is on there!
12:14Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, New York! W-B-O-O! The Big Boo is on there!
12:15This is the Unreal Street Squeal!
12:17Chloe and you in and everyone!
12:19The show is going big time!
12:21At midnight tonight, we go national!
12:32If that happens, people will get ghosts on every TV in the country.
12:35It'll be even worse than what they're getting now!
12:52According to these readings, Slimer's a hundred yards straight ahead.
12:56Right. Then I guess we do the hundred yard dash.
13:05Did you say straight, Egon?
13:08I wish we could turn on some lights.
13:11Huh?
13:12Thanks.
13:15Welcome studio guests!
13:16Or soon to be ghosts!
13:24Bad move, Ray.
13:28Ray!
13:29Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
13:31Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
13:37Whoa!
13:43Ray?
13:45Pete?
13:46Egon?
13:51Star Patrol!
13:55Captain, beam him down, sir.
14:06What?
14:08Transporter's never done this before. Diagnosis?
14:14We're dead, Jim.
14:16Recommendation, Mr. Spook.
14:19Logic would seem to dictate we...
14:23Scream!
14:30Fellas?
14:32And now it's Gumbo, America's clay hero!
14:38Oh, no!
14:40Yo, I'm looking for an orange horse.
14:43First one I see, you get it.
14:46No, bro. You get it.
15:00Don't shoot!
15:01Phew! Phew!
15:02That was nearly the end of the series.
15:05We're getting nowhere.
15:07Let's use our heads.
15:09Sure. It's worked great so far.
15:14Or better yet, use our noses.
15:17Why, that's food.
15:19Right on.
15:20And where there's food, there's...
15:32Slimer!
15:33Frosty cake!
15:34Rots your teeth, but...
15:36Who cares?
15:36Oh, yeah!
15:38That was good!
15:43Yummy!
15:46Huh?
15:48Meow-maw!
15:51Huh?
15:53Meow-maw!
15:54Meow-maw!
15:55Huh?
15:55One taco!
15:56Coming right out!
16:02How'd you like to wrap your gums around a nice, juicy...
16:07Meow!
16:10I owe you one, Slimer.
16:14Meow-maw!
16:19Meow-maw!
16:21Meow-maw!
16:22Meow-maw!
16:23Meow-maw!
16:23Don't make me sorry I did that.
16:25What's our next move, Egon?
16:27It's almost midnight.
16:28We've got to find the station's power source and disconnect it.
16:34Unfortunately, there's so much free-floating spectral energy, I can't get a fix on it.
16:41Hey!
16:48Look!
16:48A power cord!
16:50Way to go, Slimer.
16:52We can trace it back to the source.
16:56Just what do you expect to find at the end of the cord, Egon?
16:59My first guess would be a terminus of such unimaginable, densely packed evil energy that it could fry a psychic
17:04researcher without blinking.
17:06What's your second guess?
17:08Hey!
17:08Come on!
17:14Meow-maw!
17:15Meow-maw!
17:16Hey, we can't do it your way, buddy.
17:18Do you want me?
17:18So we'll do it ours.
17:38Meow-maw!
17:44Where's the dynamo?
17:46Time to stage one homemade power field.
17:49Hold it! Hold it! Hold it!
17:51This is TV, remember?
17:53So before the big action, we take a brief time-out for a station break.
17:57Only I'm not saying just who it's gonna break.
18:01Ah!
18:17That's one guy who's really attached to his possessions.
18:20You buy all that stuff or get it on credit.
18:26Dino-pilator!
18:40You know, I just about had it with you.
18:49I think you irked him, Ray.
18:52Yeah, you might have never known.
18:55Slimer, no!
19:13Nice try, Slimer.
19:15Huh?
19:24Does that mean the round's over?
19:26It means everything's over.
19:32Time to go national!
19:36It's now or never.
19:44Guess it's never.
19:53Don't aim for him. Aim for the dynamo.
20:05Pour it on!
20:15Pour it on!
20:20Top.
20:20Top!
20:21Top 10!
20:22Top 10!
20:28No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
20:49No sale.
20:51Oh, everything I ever wanted, and we had to waste it.
20:55If we don't get out of here, it's going to waste us.
21:27All right!
21:29W-B-O-O, the big boo is off the air.
21:32Well, things are back to usual.
21:34Yeah, let's see me on.
21:37Like you said, back to usual.
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