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00:00On today's show
00:00Ex-parlour to win!
00:02Yeah
00:02Tell us the story
00:03We met on Facebook and it was nearly ago
00:05I want nothing to do with the scum anymore
00:07Well, that's the end of that
00:08And thank you for watching and good luck
00:19You're pathetic
00:19Time to talk to Jeremy
00:21Bye!
00:21You're dirty
00:22You're a cheese
00:24Okay?
00:25And you're literally not worth a penny to anyone
00:34But he comes round to see the kid
00:36And tries it on with your missus
00:38Yeah
00:40I got with your missus, yeah?
00:42On the city
00:43On the bed, yeah?
00:44I didn't sleep in there yet
00:46I've done it a few times, mate
00:48I told you this to your face, mate
00:50Well, why are you trying it on with his missus, mate?
00:52I did!
00:53I didn't try, I did
00:54Sorry, what you did
00:55What do you mean?
00:55What did you do?
00:56What did she do?
00:57What did she do?
00:58What did she do?
01:03happen to you
01:19Craig
01:20Morninǵ—…
01:20Come on my friends
01:21Good morning has ever been to you
01:22Welcome on to the show
01:23Now our first guest today, Paige
01:24Is here to basically confront
01:25Ex-Partner Wayne
01:27whom she describes as a violent, cheating bully.
01:30She says she had suspicions he was cheating on her with another woman
01:33when she was told he'd asked for explicit photos of her
01:37and, unbelievably, she even suspects that Wim slept with another woman
01:40the night she miscarried their baby.
01:44The woman she thinks he did that with is here today.
01:48It's his new girlfriend, Latoya.
01:51He got with her two weeks after Paige lost their baby.
01:56She says, today, I'm getting this done. Nice lady.
02:00Paige is on the Jeremy Kyle Show, that way.
02:09Welcome to the show.
02:11People shouting out in the audience, but we'll start with you.
02:14Ex-partner to win.
02:15Yeah.
02:15Let's talk about it.
02:16How did you get together? How long were you together? Tell us the story.
02:19We met on Facebook and it was nearly a year.
02:21I want nothing to do with the scum anymore.
02:23Well, that's the end of that.
02:24Thank you for watching and good night.
02:26We met on Facebook, we were together a year.
02:30Now he's a scumbag and we're finished.
02:31It's been very nice.
02:32Thank you for having me, she's brilliant.
02:33So, um...
02:37Where did he take you for a first date?
02:39Just take a breath.
02:40Where did he take you?
02:41A lay-by.
02:48Not even any foreplay.
02:50Not even a chicken burger.
02:52Straight to a lay-by.
02:53But you did say no, didn't you?
02:55Yeah.
02:55Made him go to the main car park, didn't you?
02:57No, I'm joking.
02:58So he literally wanted to take you, right, to a lay-by to have sex?
03:03Yeah.
03:04And?
03:05And I said no, because, sorry, but I was on my time with my mum.
03:19And it was too soon, obviously.
03:21All right!
03:23Anyway, why would you then end up with a man who thinks it's all right to take a woman on
03:28a first date to a lay-by?
03:30Because I didn't think I was good enough for anyone.
03:32And when he shows interest, like, I obviously went for it.
03:36He turned out, you said, to be a cheating woman-beaking control freak who's a bully.
03:40I want to expose him.
03:41I've been away from him.
03:42We lead separate lives.
03:43I want nothing to do with him.
03:44He's moved on.
03:45Let's talk about how this relationship started to crumble.
03:48Oh, shut up.
03:49Oh, shut up, Jeremy.
03:50What did you say?
03:51What's that?
03:51Shut up.
03:53Who are you?
03:54Huh?
03:54Who are you?
03:55I'm her mate.
03:55Shut up, Tom.
03:56Well, come out here, you're the boy.
03:57Come out here, you're bolder.
03:59Oh, Tom, come on.
04:02Oh, there's me.
04:03You're making it hard, don't you?
04:04Can I have a woman to go back to her?
04:05Well, now, come on.
04:07She's got a bigger bucket than them.
04:10Sorry, his girlfriend should what?
04:12Huh?
04:12She should get...
04:13His girlfriend's that fat, yeah.
04:15You can't even go into KFC.
04:16She's got a bigger bucket.
04:17That's right.
04:19You've been doing internet.
04:21Yeah.
04:22You haven't got nothing to say about that cage of you.
04:24Come out here, lad.
04:26Shut up, man.
04:28Come out here, then.
04:29Wyn, can you just shut up a minute?
04:31Oi, be quiet.
04:33Shush, we're all right.
04:34Lose the picture, Matt.
04:36Can we get to this?
04:36You were with that for a year.
04:39What did he do?
04:40He cheated on you.
04:41How did you know that?
04:42Because she messaged me in January saying,
04:44you still Wyn, and I said, yeah.
04:45And she was like, he's asking me for a naked picture.
04:48And obviously I confronted it.
04:50He denied it.
04:50And then I had the proof of it.
04:51I was a maid, not a girlfriend.
04:53He made me do absolutely everything.
04:55He would get angry.
04:56He would have rages.
04:57Won't cook his own food.
04:58What?
04:59Won't cook his own food.
05:01I bet he stinks.
05:02The only thing he did was wash it.
05:05I blame him for my miscarriage.
05:06Shit, barks.
05:07Seriously.
05:08Because of all the stress that he's put me under.
05:11Everything.
05:12Now, you also then got pregnant with his baby in the day.
05:15Please shut up.
05:16Seriously.
05:16Shut up!
05:18Mate, can you do me a favor?
05:19I know you're here to defend her.
05:19Let me get the story out and you can have your say.
05:21The day that you found out you were pregnant, having had the miscarriage, was a joyous day for you.
05:25But that was the day...
05:25Because I found out about them two.
05:27The same day?
05:28Exactly, the same day.
05:30He even left me at hospital and turned up the next day in the same clothes.
05:33I knew he had been to see her.
05:36His rages, he would smash the house up.
05:39He's punched two walls, broke two doors.
05:41He's treated you really badly.
05:43He spat at you.
05:44He split your lip.
05:47He's gone off with her and you're here today to prove that he cheated on me.
05:52How are you going to do that?
05:53No, he attacked her.
05:54You don't want him back.
05:55No.
05:55You're absolutely done.
05:56Never.
05:56I like the fact that you said you were in a bad place, but now you're in a good place.
05:59Without him.
06:00This used to be the man of your life.
06:01If you meet this man online, ladies, I'm going to give you a warning right now.
06:06And he asks you to go to a lay-by.
06:10Park and ride.
06:11Keep driving.
06:12Wins on the Jeremy Kyle Show that way.
06:36The minute you do what you think you want to do, look at me out of honour or friendship,
06:41he gets what he wants, you get into trouble, and he walks away with a smile.
06:45The hardest thing in the world is to be dignified, but if you do to him what he expects you
06:49to...
06:49Yeah, but you're a woman, Jeremy.
06:50I agree with you, and the world will soon know that, right?
06:53If they see you doing that, you know you'll get into trouble.
06:56Do me a favour, because I think you're all right.
06:58Sit with her and take a breath and say sorry to Dan.
07:00Sorry, Dan.
07:01Sit down.
07:02Sit down.
07:03Sit down.
07:12What's going on?
07:29For...
07:30Sorry?
07:33Don't you look at me like that.
07:34What is?
07:34Her lying.
07:35It starts on me.
07:36I'm not starting on you.
07:37Paige was a complete control freak.
07:39She was a control freak.
07:39You took her out to a lay-by.
07:41I did that.
07:44I did take her to a lay-by.
07:46She wanted it, to be honest.
07:47She wanted it.
07:47What?
07:48She wanted it.
07:49I wasn't allowed to do anything with my friends on my own.
07:52Who said that?
07:53You.
07:54Yeah.
07:57She had to be there every day.
07:58I always had to tell Paige what time I would be back.
08:01If I was ten minutes late, she would...
08:04So I just...
08:05She would sniff what?
08:06My...
08:11She's a control freak.
08:12I was never happy in the relationship.
08:15Who?
08:15I was never happy.
08:18You said you were never happy.
08:20No.
08:20Brilliant.
08:21I should have left earlier.
08:23I don't believe...
08:24Oh, you think that she made up the pregnancy.
08:26Yes.
08:26You mean when she had the miscarriage?
08:28You think it...
08:29I don't mean to say, but my family's thing as well.
08:31Why would you send me...
08:32Oh, shut up.
08:35Yeah, yeah.
08:37Fake scan photo.
08:38Paige is just jealous, trying to ruin my newfound happiness.
08:43You wouldn't do it if I was pregnant if you were there for your own life.
08:46What was that?
08:47No, I wasn't.
08:48Yes, you were.
08:48No, I wasn't.
08:49Yes, you were.
08:50My family hates you because they know what you're like.
08:52Don't lie.
08:53Okay.
08:55You're pathetic.
08:56My chance to talk to Jeremy.
08:57You're pathetic.
08:57Bye.
08:58You're dirty.
08:59You're a cheat.
09:00And you're literally not worth a penny to anyone.
09:02Bye-bye.
09:03Oh, you're so hard.
09:04Don't you win?
09:04Bye.
09:05You're so hard.
09:06Bye.
09:07All you can do is hit, girls.
09:08I didn't hit you.
09:09Shut up.
09:09She's really, really sick of being with you.
09:11Bye.
09:12Really stupid.
09:13Bye, Dan, talking to Jeremy.
09:14Did you ever sniff it?
09:15I thought of the Jeremy Kyle show.
09:17Yeah, I thought of the week's show.
09:18Bye.
09:20Bye.
09:20You're so hard.
09:21Bye.
09:22So hard.
09:23Bye.
09:24I always had the police out looking for you because she would report I'd be missing when
09:27I left the house.
09:28Did you ever sniff his throat?
09:28No, I didn't.
09:29I would have wanted to sniff that thing.
09:31Don't lie.
09:31Have you seen the size of it?
09:33Do you want to trust me?
09:34Yeah, but you wouldn't see him behind the house.
09:37Oh, God.
09:40I think I'm going to go to a break.
09:43Back in a minute.
09:47Where are you running off to?
09:50During your relationship with Paige, did you have sexual intercourse?
09:53With Latoya, Wynne said no.
09:57You've got to be a scam and you're dead to me, okay?
10:00Just come here.
10:01Just sit down.
10:01Everybody else, just be quiet.
10:11Have you been accused of cheating?
10:13Do you need to prove your innocence with a lie detector?
10:17If you're 18 or over and you want to be considered for the show, text the word talk today plus
10:20your name to 63334, text costs 25 pence plus one standard rate message.
10:25You can call my team today.
10:27It's 09011, it's 123456, course costs 25 pence plus your network access charge.
10:34Or email talk at itv.com to get in touch with one of my team.
10:37With Steven Scarrows.
10:46Well, goodody, welcome back in corner break.
10:48Ex is quite literally at war, Paige.
10:50You're not together?
10:51No.
10:51Then why are you doing your lie detector?
10:53To prove...
10:54Why are you on there?
10:55With who?
10:55With Latoya?
10:56Yeah.
10:57With anyone.
10:57You're going to be able to bring her out, or what's your mate called?
11:00Tina.
11:00What the f*** are you doing here?
11:02Tina's your mate.
11:02No, who's the bloke in the audience?
11:05Let's bring Tina on to Jeremy Carr,
11:06you know who she is?
11:14Tina, welcome to the show.
11:15What's the story here?
11:17He's literally cheating.
11:18Oh, you've only met me once.
11:19Go on, lad.
11:20No, you haven't.
11:20You've only met me once.
11:21Why are you trying to say that?
11:22You've only met me once.
11:23No, she hasn't, actually.
11:24Stop it.
11:24No, she hasn't.
11:25It spins in your car.
11:26You sat there and smacked like all f***.
11:27Once.
11:28All f*** in your car.
11:29It stinks.
11:30Yeah.
11:30What's our risk with?
11:32His car smells...
11:33What?
11:34Yeah, you're swapping.
11:36You've stopped.
11:37Yeah, job on me.
11:37Tina, when it's a cheat...
11:40She's cheating on him.
11:41When it's a cheat...
11:41She's cheating on him.
11:42When it's a cheat...
11:43Shut the f***.
11:44Mmm, hard mold.
11:45Shut up.
11:46Oh, whatever.
11:47Don't start threatening him.
11:48Sorry.
11:49Before I...
11:50Oh, you're so hard.
11:52You're not a Google artist.
11:53You're right.
11:53Get some respect.
11:54Get some respect, okay?
11:55What are you saying, boy, with...
11:59You're pretty disgusting, aren't you?
12:01You're disgusting.
12:02Coming back with 1,200 every month.
12:04You coming back with 25 pounds.
12:05You have to pay rent.
12:06You pay rent.
12:07Least I have to job.
12:08Least I tried.
12:09One day a week.
12:10Coming back with 25 pounds.
12:10Oh, why did I have to quit my job, Wyn?
12:12Why?
12:12Can I speak to Tina, please?
12:14You say that, actually, this girlfriend of yours, Paige,
12:17may have a long time changed when she was with him.
12:20In what way?
12:21She couldn't phone me.
12:22I didn't even see her for months on end.
12:24It's a bit bubbly amount going, right?
12:26Yeah, yeah, really bubbly.
12:27Like, my mum was asking and my nan and all that,
12:29like, back and...
12:30Like, going where's Paige and all that.
12:30Do you think he cheated, um, with LaToya,
12:34whilst he was with Paige?
12:36Yeah, definitely.
12:36Did you?
12:37No.
12:37You're going to pass the lie detector?
12:39Yeah.
12:39Can you stop using disgusting language, by the way?
12:41I meant to say that a minute ago.
12:42If you're telling the truth, be dignified.
12:44I am telling the truth.
12:45I am telling the truth.
12:45So this is your new girlfriend, right?
12:47This is LaToya on the Jeremy Kyle show.
12:54I'm going to say to do that.
12:56I'm going to say to do that.
12:57I'm going to say to do that.
12:59You're going to say to do that.
13:00I'm going to say to do that.
13:01I'm going to say to do that.
13:02What the heck?
13:03Paige?
13:03You're damn to that.
13:04Paige, if he was cheating on you, yeah, what I mean?
13:06Why would I tell you in January?
13:08Because you've got it.
13:09You asked me on Facebook, can I ask you a question?
13:10Shut up.
13:11I'm talking to her.
13:11I'm going to say to do something.
13:12OK?
13:13You asked me on Facebook, can I ask you a question?
13:14Well, yeah, it doesn't matter.
13:15He blocked me.
13:17Come on.
13:18Sorry, hello.
13:18How are you?
13:19Good.
13:20Sorry?
13:21How long have you been with him?
13:22How long have you been with him?
13:22Three weeks.
13:23Three weeks?
13:24No.
13:25Did you have sex with him behind their back?
13:28Behind our back?
13:28No, I wouldn't have told her in January if he was cheating.
13:32I wouldn't have told you in January.
13:33I wouldn't want him to cheat.
13:47I wouldn't have told you in January.
13:59I've been cheating on myself.
14:01Are you happy with him?
14:02How would I let him cheat on you?
14:03Maybe a good point.
14:04Yeah, so you think it's funny.
14:05You only have cheated on you, you.
14:06You think it's funny.
14:06Me, I cheated on you, right?
14:07What?
14:08Same thing.
14:09We were together.
14:10Ex.
14:11I've got nothing to do with my ex.
14:13Um, you told my team that being with Paige was the worst relationship ever.
14:17It was an absolute nightmare.
14:19So why did you want to move into a house together?
14:21Come on.
14:22You asked.
14:23I asked.
14:24Well, you wanted to tell us.
14:26Shut up.
14:26Is that all you're going to say?
14:28What?
14:28Is that all you're going to say?
14:29Are you proud of being with him?
14:31Are you proud of being with him?
14:31Are you proud of being with him?
14:33Have you slept with him?
14:34Do you want to be with him?
14:34No.
14:35You say that he's wind stinks of cow poo and he needs a shower.
14:39What?
14:39Where's he got that from?
14:40Because you stunk, mate.
14:42I'm not going to lie.
14:46We'll ask your brother then.
14:49You know the bloke from the audience, Thomas?
14:52Yeah.
14:52Yeah.
14:52Now, Thomas is a friend of yours, not somebody you're with.
14:56Yeah.
14:56No.
14:56He got very.
14:58Do it.
14:59Why are you so anti him?
15:00He doesn't like the fact that you hit her.
15:02I didn't hit her.
15:03That's what he thinks.
15:04Yes, you did.
15:05Thomas is back on the Jeremy Kyle show that way.
15:07Oh!
15:08You're a b*****h!
15:13What the f*****g?
15:16What the f*****g?
15:17It's f*****g?
15:18The language is disgusting.
15:19Oh wow!
15:20He looks like you don't listen.
15:22He looks like you're d*****g.
15:22I'm not saying, can I believe I said.
15:23Yeah.
15:23Oh look love.
15:24You should be with him.
15:25No.
15:27Let him speak!
15:28Let Thomas speak.
15:29for you, yeah?
15:30But I've seen all this.
15:32You pulled out of the alien freak.
15:35Right, yeah?
15:35No, all this picture you might miss.
15:36If this was true, no, no, if this was true.
15:40You really are horrible at you.
15:44See, you can't hit the man.
15:48If you want to hit a real man, come hit me.
15:50Your boyfriend's disgusting, do you know that?
15:52Disgusting, where are you running off to?
15:53Oh, you aren't, you're sitting down.
15:54Where's he going?
15:55I've got enough to hit one, but he can't hit one man.
15:57Where are you going?
15:58Oh, this is new.
16:00Where are you going?
16:02Away from you.
16:02What do you mean away from me?
16:04Don't you want these results?
16:06Yes.
16:06I thought you wanted to prove that you hadn't cheated.
16:08What?
16:08Then what are you running off for?
16:09Because I've had enough of...
16:10You haven't had enough of your disgusting language.
16:13No, it's not.
16:14No, it's not.
16:18Trust me, there's a lot, a lot of people after you.
16:21Sorry, can somebody give me the results so I know
16:22what's going on around here, please?
16:24Is that all right?
16:24So, have you cheated on her when you were with her?
16:26No.
16:26With Latoya?
16:27You don't care at all.
16:28You're vile, aren't you?
16:28Can you give me the results, please?
16:30I'll get the others round as well.
16:32Latoya, Thomas, Tina, let's have a party.
16:34Why have I got my leg up like that?
16:35What's going on?
16:38Are you happy to be with a man who talks to women like that?
16:40God help you if it's you one day, Latoya, let me tell you.
16:43Trust me, I will be.
16:44Do you not want to stand next to your boyfriend now?
16:47Thinking differently, aren't you?
16:49Think twice.
16:49Because she knows what he's like.
16:50That's what it is, yeah.
16:51Look, I ain't got no problems.
16:53He's not with anything.
16:53Shut up, Paige.
16:54Get out of my face.
16:55I give my house keys back.
16:56I do not like it.
16:57During your relationship with Paige, did you have sexual intercourse with Latoya?
17:01Win said no.
17:03He was telling the truth.
17:04Yes!
17:05Come on!
17:06For once.
17:07For once.
17:08No clapping, though, because you're vile and the way you talk to women and treat women
17:12doesn't give you any respect.
17:13And by the time this is finished, if I achieve one thing, OK, I'll convince her to run in
17:17the opposite direction.
17:19You're past every single question.
17:21Yes!
17:22Yes!
17:24Get that in your face.
17:25Get that in your face.
17:26Get that in your face.
17:27That's what you're used to.
17:28You've got it, you've got it.
17:30It's what you're used to.
17:31Come on, mate.
17:31He's just admitted.
17:32He's just admitted he sent me you went through.
17:34No.
17:35Shush, I don't say.
17:36I don't say.
17:36You've hit her, yeah?
17:38She's just admitted to me.
17:40Thank the Lord you're not together.
17:42You're just scam and you're dead to me, OK?
17:44Can I have results?
17:45No, you can't.
17:46Yeah.
17:46You know when he passed the lie detector, nobody clapped.
17:48When this goes out, no woman will go near him in a hundred years.
17:50Are you happy to be with such disgust...
17:52But he's still texting me again.
17:53Shush, shush, shush.
17:53Are you happy to be with a disgusting human being?
17:55Are you?
17:56I wouldn't.
17:56I honestly wouldn't.
17:57No, shush, shush.
17:58You're not, are you?
17:58No.
18:01Talk to me.
18:02Come and sit here.
18:03Come here.
18:04Sit down.
18:04Everybody else, just be quiet.
18:10Talk to me.
18:13It's all well and good to drag you out.
18:15In fact, what this did today was it proved that you didn't do anything.
18:18And I have to say one thing.
18:19Come here, Paige.
18:20Calmly.
18:21I'm sorry.
18:48I'm sorry.
18:50Latoya.
18:50And you even know what you said about myself when he texts you that.
18:54Yeah, I know.
18:54Because you were speaking to me on the phone.
18:55And then I find out you're together.
18:57And it's like...
18:58I think he's somebody who needs to learn to respect women and I don't think he'll achieve
19:03that if people...
19:03Well, he gets jealous of me.
19:05He does.
19:06He gets jealous.
19:07He won't let you out, will he?
19:08He won't let you out.
19:08He won't let you out.
19:09He won't let you out.
19:10But you know why, don't you?
19:12Because I'm close.
19:13Well, that would be.
19:14Because if he has a go at you, that hides his own behaviour, doesn't it?
19:18We're not asking you.
19:19I think you're very brave.
19:20Because they do say the one that accuses the most.
19:22Doesn't he always want sex?
19:23All I'm going to say is this, right?
19:24Spend a bit of time having a chat.
19:26We're not asking you to make any decisions at all.
19:28But think very closely about being in a situation with any sort of man who thinks it's acceptable.
19:33And these are strong women.
19:34You're a scam.
19:34We just tried to look out for you, really.
19:36Do me a favour, you two.
19:37Take care.
19:38Spend some time with the aftercare team.
19:40Talk to her.
19:40If you end up with him, that's absolutely fine.
19:42But let me tell you something.
19:43I actually believe that you came here.
19:44You proved that you were innocent.
19:46You were the big enough person to come out here.
19:48I think that's respectful.
19:49And I think you can do a lot better than that.
19:51You three go that way.
19:52Catch you in a second.
19:53You go that way.
19:57He's a lot nicer than me.
19:59I'm simply going to say this in a very calm way.
20:01Unless you learn to respect women and people, wash your mouth out and start being decent,
20:07you're going to have one lonely life.
20:10We're done.
20:14Here, what you do?
20:15You have your relationship.
20:17Well, stop getting off with her on the sofa, then.
20:20If you don't back your ideas up, mate, I'll stop contact once and for a while.
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21:10Thank you so much indeed. Welcome back.
21:12My next guest today, Rob, is here to find out if his girlfriend,
21:15Michaela's ex-partner Craig, is the father to her nine-month-old daughter.
21:20I like the way that ex-Craig has attempted to come between himself and Michaela.
21:24This guy says, I've been here from an early point.
21:27I know I'm not the dad and he probably is, but this guy is getting in the way of my
21:32happiness.
21:33Rob is on the Jeremy Kyle show that way.
21:42See, I read about you and I quite like you because I don't think I'd have your patience.
21:47Now, how long have you been with Michaela?
21:49About a year now.
21:50Will you promise me one thing today?
21:52Yeah.
21:52Will you be honest about how you feel?
21:54Yep.
21:55I've been there for Michaela since day one.
21:58When you met her, she was pregnant.
22:00Where did you meet her?
22:01I met Kai at Friends and got talking while she was pregnant.
22:05How far gone was she?
22:07About five, six months pregnant.
22:09So we absolutely made the point.
22:10It's a little different DNA for us.
22:12There's no way that you're the father, but you take on this pregnant girl.
22:15She says to you, I believe the father to my baby is Craig, but it might be.
22:19Why are we doing a DNA then?
22:21Might there be somebody else?
22:22Yeah, it might be someone else.
22:23I've been there for Michaela since day one.
22:25I was at the birth.
22:27You're a lovely man.
22:28Yeah.
22:28Have you bonded with this child?
22:30But this child is not yours.
22:31No.
22:32Anyway, so here's the interesting thing.
22:35Craig, she says, Craig, you're the dad.
22:37Yeah.
22:37I want you involved in the child's life, which he can only do when he gets out of jail.
22:41Yeah.
22:41Since he got out of jail and he started to bond, how have you found that?
22:47I mean, does he come to your house?
22:49Yeah.
22:50Yeah, he does come to our house.
22:51So you're there, you're providing, you're there 20 hours a day and suddenly this ex jailbird
22:56comes and sits there playing happy families and that's his right.
22:59I'm not being horrible.
23:00Yeah.
23:00That's difficult.
23:01Yeah.
23:02Very.
23:02Have you told her you don't like it?
23:04Yeah, I tell her I don't like it but at the end of the day it's sort of benefit the
23:07child
23:07so I have to stick it with it.
23:09Oh, God, you're so nice.
23:10But let's cut to the chase.
23:11Mm-hmm.
23:12This guy tried it on with her, didn't he?
23:14Yeah.
23:14Yeah, he tried it on there.
23:15And Mikado told me the truth that he did it.
23:18Oh, hello.
23:19I mean, didn't try, I did, mate.
23:22So he comes round to see the kid and tries it on with your missus.
23:26In full, in a minute.
23:27Yeah, I'll have my say when I get out of here.
23:29Um, today is what about?
23:31You're saying, look, I've let you in.
23:32You might be the kid's father but respect the fact that I'm with Mikaela.
23:36Are you scared of him?
23:37No.
23:38This will be fun.
23:38Craig's on the Jeremy Kyle show that way.
23:47You dragged me on the Jeremy Kyle show to basically get me off, yeah?
23:51This, yeah, this was supposed to be for a DNA test for my daughter, yeah?
23:55This had got nothing to do with you.
23:56I got with your missus, yeah?
23:58On the city.
23:59On the bed, yeah?
24:00I didn't sleep with her, yeah?
24:01I kissed her, yeah?
24:02I got with her a few times, mate.
24:04You are a...
24:04I told you this to your face, mate.
24:06I don't give a s***, mate.
24:08I'm telling you.
24:08That's right.
24:09Yeah?
24:09No, what I'm saying, you've come...
24:11Sorry, you what?
24:11What did you say?
24:13What did you say?
24:13You've come in here to my...
24:14Don't get in front of me.
24:18You've got two hopes, mate.
24:19Two hopes, yeah.
24:20I provide for my daughter.
24:21I see my...
24:22Well, why are you trying it on with his missus?
24:24I did.
24:24I didn't try.
24:25I did.
24:25What do you mean?
24:27What did you do?
24:27Yeah, we'll get the word detector out.
24:28Come on.
24:28What did you do?
24:29My detector here now.
24:30What did you do?
24:32My detector here now.
24:33Craig, you want to sit down, mate.
24:35It's not about who's done this and who's done that.
24:37It's about Shelby.
24:38Oh, no, you're just trying to look me up.
24:40Yeah, but you're in that way about relationship as well, mate.
24:42How did you wait?
24:43Sorry, I don't mean to be rude.
24:44Did you go off with him on the sofa?
24:46No, I didn't.
24:47No, I didn't.
24:48I don't...
24:48Why did you take it now?
24:50Shut up.
24:51No, not at all, mate.
24:52You're trying to...
24:53But even still, even if you did, it's not very nice to him.
24:56I'll come here, yeah.
24:57It's not very nice to him.
24:58He's looking after your kid.
25:00Yeah?
25:00He was trying to get his way in even before I went to jail.
25:03Did you make out with him when he came to...
25:05I think you did.
25:06Why do I think you did?
25:07Make out about what?
25:08He says she got on the sofa with him when he's at work at his house.
25:11I didn't get on the sofa with him.
25:13And bear in mind, how long have you left us at the flight on our own?
25:16Once.
25:17Yeah, and how long have you gone for?
25:19Uh, not long.
25:20Yeah, thank you very much.
25:22So you're not...
25:22So why'd you keep inviting him?
25:24I haven't slept with you.
25:24I haven't slept with you.
25:25If I was happening, if I was on the sofa with you then, why ain't I with you now then?
25:30Put it that way.
25:30Because you made your choice.
25:31I ended it because you're a liar and you're a standby for being in jail.
25:35You made your choice, yeah?
25:36That's why I'm right.
25:37You would have probably still been with me now.
25:39You lied to my face.
25:40I don't care what you do.
25:41You have your relationship.
25:42Well, stop getting off with her on the sofa then.
25:45She's made her choice, yeah?
25:46Fair enough, yeah?
25:47I'm there for my daughter.
25:48Do you want to do a lie to test?
25:49Do you want to come back and do a lie to test to prove that you had it off with
25:52her?
25:52So that'll destroy that relationship.
25:53What happened on me?
25:54He turned around and said it could have led on further.
25:56So make up your mind.
25:57It's gone from a kiss then led to the sofa.
25:58Did you have a kiss with him?
25:59No, I didn't.
26:00I asked you.
26:01He kissed me.
26:02Hold on a minute.
26:03Hold on.
26:03He kissed me and I told him.
26:06You're all right with that, are you?
26:07No, he kissed me and I told you and he told him three months down the line.
26:11Was there anything else?
26:12Was it tongues?
26:13No, it wasn't tongues.
26:14So just to beg.
26:14No, because I don't do tongues.
26:18At the end of the day, it's bad my daughter.
26:20I'm here today for my daughter.
26:22If you don't back your ideas up, mate, I'll stop contact once and for all.
26:25Do you pay for your daughter?
26:27I pay for my daughter.
26:27Not all the time.
26:28No, he don't.
26:29Not all the time.
26:31She says she don't.
26:32It's because you won't let her come to my mum's.
26:34Yeah, because you went to put tap water in her bottle.
26:36That's right.
26:37I can't trust you with her.
26:38And then you want to give her biscuits and sweets.
26:40I was cleaning the bottles.
26:41They weren't putting it in the tap water.
26:43You only put tap water in her bottle.
26:45Boil it, you idiot.
26:46Whatever, mate.
26:47What do you want from today?
26:48What do I want?
26:48I just want to know if my daughter...
26:49I don't care about their relationship.
26:50Can I give you some advice?
26:51I don't care about advice.
26:52I've got a date on Saturday anyway, so don't bother me anyway.
26:54I don't care about their relationship.
26:58They do what they want.
26:58I've got a date on Saturday.
27:00I just want to know, my daughter is mine.
27:02Can I give you some example, right?
27:05Two things I want to ask you.
27:06One is, so, if the DNA proves that you are,
27:09you tried it on with her, old times say, nothing happened,
27:11you're leaving them alone.
27:12Can I make the obvious...
27:13As long as she's alright and my daughter's alright,
27:15the same as...
27:15But do you want to be with her?
27:17Or were you trying to...
27:17Well, why did you try and get up with her then?
27:19No, it's the worst how you left me.
27:21Oh, you can last!
27:22I made the toilet!
27:24Oh, hallelujah!
27:25You always say day to day one,
27:26if you could have the chance,
27:27you'll get back with Kai.
27:28If I can fix my family, I will.
27:30But at the end of that...
27:32Yeah, but you've always in the feed.
27:32If I can fix my...
27:34If I can fix my...
27:34If I can fix my...
27:35When your daughter's there...
27:38He won't do a lot with his daughter because of...
27:41What was it wrong?
27:41Does he pay you any money?
27:43No, not always.
27:44No, he doesn't.
27:44Well, not always.
27:45It's just a kiss.
27:46Nothing happened.
27:47Yes, mate.
27:47Yes, mate.
27:48Yeah, 80 pounds a week.
27:50All through the bank.
27:51Oh, my!
27:51And when he does see his daughter...
27:52All he does...
27:53He sees his daughter...
27:54I don't think you should see the daughter at their house.
27:58I think you should take the kid.
28:00I told him...
28:01I won't have it.
28:02He won't go.
28:03Contact centre?
28:04You've been to prison mate for APH.
28:06Some mothers wouldn't let you anywhere near their daughter.
28:09Think about that.
28:10Do you love your daughter enough to go to a contact centre?
28:13Yeah, I'd do anything by that.
28:14Well, then you won't be around there jumping on the sofa with her, will you?
28:17What?
28:17You didn't agree to the contact centre.
28:18Are you still in love with him?
28:19No, because the contact centre...
28:20Are you sure of it?
28:20He doesn't say anything.
28:21I've got mad by now.
28:23The contact centre, yeah, you're talking about one day a week here.
28:25My daughter's nine months old.
28:26I want to see her more than one day a week.
28:27You work from Andy to Friday.
28:28You know what I mean?
28:28How are you meant to work that out then?
28:30You don't get home till six.
28:31I'm talking about...
28:32The amount of times I've come from work here.
28:35I've got up at r5 in the morning, gone to work here, left work at r5 and still gone to
28:40your house.
28:41Down there and everything, like seven o'clock a night spent the time down there.
28:43Yeah, that's not good enough.
28:44She goes to bed early.
28:45At least he's working, but are you providing...
28:47At least he is working.
28:48Let's give him some credit.
28:50I'm providing.
28:51I'm travelling to see my daughter in the UK.
28:53I think you should.
28:54For ten minutes.
28:55If you're prepared for him...
28:56See, here's the other thing.
28:57If I flip it round, right, you're saying you can't see your kid, mate, but you're happy for him to
29:01be at the house.
29:02Now, are you leading him on?
29:03No, I'm not leading him on.
29:04But you can't not trust him with your daughter, can you?
29:07No, that's why I'm not lying.
29:07Now, if you come here and you've gone, he's been in prison for ABH, you quite understand, but you didn't.
29:11You've let him see the kid since he went to prison, but now you're saying I don't want to.
29:16I want to know if my daughter's mine, yeah?
29:18Why is there a doubt of paternity?
29:19Did you have sex with too many friends?
29:21No, what happened?
29:21I mean, not too many friends.
29:22Me and Craig, yeah.
29:24Well, me and Craig split up because he lied to me, then he went out and I got back with
29:28my ex-partner.
29:29There is a proper doubt.
29:31What if this guy, what if you're not the father?
29:34It'd break me.
29:35It'd proper break me.
29:36That last sentence was the first genuine time I'm looking at you thinking that's a proper man since you came
29:41on this stage.
29:42Nice.
29:42What does she mean to you?
29:44She means everything.
29:45Obviously, you're talking about jail and things like that.
29:47Like, when I, the stuff that I'd done for jail was trying to make money to get, for her, yeah?
29:53And then when I was in there, she was the only thing I thought about.
29:55The DNA test results show that Craig, she is your daughter.
30:05Can I make a suggestion?
30:09I mean, that obviously is great, but it makes it slightly more complicated.
30:13Can I, can I just, can you look at me a minute?
30:15Do you want her back?
30:17No.
30:18As long as she's happy and my daughter's fine.
30:20You know what I mean?
30:21I gave Craig a choice when obviously all that stuff was happening.
30:25Yeah, but then you turn around and say to me, you can't be a proper father because you're not there.
30:29Me and you are not together.
30:30You say, well then, have me back at home 24-7, then I'll be a father.
30:34You've admitted to a kiss that you blame me for it.
30:36You're stressing about how much time I spend there, but if I spend too much time on it.
30:39Yeah, because you calls after me.
30:40What about weekends?
30:41What about arranging somebody like you?
30:43I've done that every Sunday, comes to see it every Sunday.
30:46Well then, fair play to it.
30:47I spend my life with blokes who don't give a damn, but I think that maybe there was some unfinished
30:52business,
30:52it resulted in a kiss, that's gone.
30:54But you've got to understand, he is getting in a car, he is paying money and he is coming up
31:00and he is working.
31:01And the problem is, well not a problem, let's be honest.
31:04And then there is a problem, because I get from Emma as well.
31:07Then why don't we take the two of you together out of the equation and try and work with the
31:13team
31:13and come up with a suggestion that says that you can spend, hear me out, quality time with your daughter,
31:16that you're content about, that isn't in their house, so there isn't all of this tension.
31:20He's shown that he wants to be involved, you've shown that you're happy with that, but you're in a new
31:24relationship,
31:24and there's some, you know, you're going out on a date on Saturday, have you?
31:27Yeah.
31:27How do you meet her then, what happened with that?
31:30Just trying, yeah, no, no, it was Tinder, that's what I'm saying.
31:33So listen, listen, all I'd say is, do you think, no, listen, you're actually calm and that's cool,
31:40can we just, the two of you, try and see?
31:42He's got paranoia, no.
31:43Well I'm not surprised.
31:45But there's nothing going on, that's what I'm saying.
31:47Right, then don't invite him to your house, can we work with the team and try and come up with
31:50a location
31:50that means that he can see his daughter, you're happy, you can have time, yeah?
31:54Shake his hand and say thank you for what he's done for this kid, seriously, I mean that, alright?
31:57Yeah, no, I've already said to him, shut up.
31:59Stop talking.
32:00No, I've said to him.
32:00Shut up.
32:01Shut up.
32:01Shut up.
32:03I respect him for what he's done.
32:04Yeah, which football team do you support?
32:06I'm not a fan of it.
32:07Get off this, this is right there.
32:08We will sit and we will sort it out, alright?
32:11I appreciate you coming on, you two as well, give them a round of applause.
32:13Thank you, you go that way.
32:14You go that way.
32:15Oh my God.
32:16Right.
32:18Good luck to them right, my next guest today, a couple Jillian and Lewis who rang the show desperate to
32:22clear their names.
32:23They say that just around eight weeks ago, a thousand pounds worth of retro video games, that's cool,
32:28were stolen from Jillian's dad and as a result, Jillian and Lewis have made the decision to stay away from
32:33the family until the thief is uncovered.
32:34They say this decision has made them look guilty to the rest of the family, today they want to clear
32:39their names.
32:39Why would you stay away?
32:41Jillian and Lewis on the show.
32:42Give them a round of applause.
32:52Jillian, my dad rang me three weeks ago and told me that these games, which was Pride and Joy, had
32:57been stolen.
32:58Very expensive, disgusting, they had up to a gram.
33:00What was your reaction?
33:02I was sort of shocked.
33:03And you see your dad every day.
33:06Yeah.
33:06Well, near enough, yeah.
33:07But I'm just, I'm struggling to think that if you used to do that, right?
33:12Yeah.
33:13And he has this happen to him, I'm thinking, everybody's going to go, it's you lot.
33:19Yeah.
33:20And, you know, like my sister said, for not going around there, I do look guilty.
33:25And I said, well, yeah, because if the shoe was on the other foot, then I would be pointing fingers
33:30at that person.
33:31You feel like everyone's under suspicion, right?
33:33Yeah, you feel uneasy.
33:35I'd feel uneasy going around there.
33:37Um, now, let's just say that you're telling the truth and it's not you two.
33:40Who do you think it is?
33:42I don't know.
33:43It's a shock.
33:46Next out is Kim.
33:47Who's Kim?
33:47My sister.
33:48Thank you guys for coming on.
33:49Kim's on the Jeremy Kyle show that way.
33:58Everybody walks out like they're terrified.
33:59How are you, Kim?
34:00I am terrified.
34:01Why?
34:01Because you're scary, aren't you, sometimes?
34:06You know, great.
34:07I do love you, don't get me wrong.
34:09I can't wear cuddle.
34:15On a serious note, welcome to the show.
34:18Don't you think your sister and her boyfriend, well, that's happened to be in two weeks, big
34:20fun.
34:20How many weddings?
34:21Are you a bridesmaid?
34:22Oh, no.
34:23I've got three kids and they're just like...
34:25They should be really excited, actually.
34:26It's not going very well.
34:27They should be.
34:27And they should still come around, which is what I've said.
34:29And it makes them look guilty, doesn't it?
34:31Other people would say, third parties would say they're going to look guilty.
34:34Yeah, I'd say.
34:35Yeah.
34:36But that's what I say.
34:37Me?
34:37Then why'd you do it then?
34:38Yeah.
34:39Because I feel uneasy.
34:41I feel uneasy.
34:41No, that way you should have just come around, which is what I told you.
34:45She's right though, isn't she?
34:46Have you done a lie detector test?
34:47Yes, I have.
34:47What's it like feeling like you're under suspicion on a serious note?
34:50Because you will feel like you're under suspicion.
34:51And we need to get this clip.
34:52That's horrible, because it's family.
34:54Who do you think licked them?
34:55It could have been anyone.
34:55Desmond, your dad, says...
34:57When I noticed the stuff was gone, I was gutted.
34:59It's got to be one of our family or their partners because there was no break-in.
35:03And I hate the distrust.
35:04I hate not knowing.
35:05I'm not happy.
35:06Even though I try and forget about it, it's niggling away.
35:08I don't know who to look at.
35:09I've had over a grand's worth of games stolen.
35:11The thief has picked the specific games that are worth the most money.
35:14Nothing else was touched.
35:15It's not the games, it's the money.
35:16It's not the money, it's the principle.
35:18It's the fact that it's my family or their partners.
35:20I don't know who I can trust.
35:21It's caused a rift between my daughter Gillian and me.
35:24He says that.
35:25I never said it was her, but they don't come round anymore.
35:28I just want an answer.
35:29So the fact you're not going round makes him think.
35:31Do you see what I mean?
35:31That's upsetting you, but that's what your dad said to us.
35:33He thinks that...
35:37He's going to think the same as everybody.
35:39That's what I told you to come round.
35:41I told you this.
35:44Right, Desmond Jr is on the chair of McCart Show.
35:46This is your brother, right?
35:46Give me a hand.
35:54Des, welcome to the show.
35:55You said I actually can't believe it's come this far.
35:58No, I don't.
35:59I never ever wanted to come to this, because at the end of the day, it's got to be a
36:02family
36:03member, you know?
36:03Horrible.
36:04It is, because at the end of the day, it's not even that.
36:06It's the fact that I helped my dad as she did all that.
36:10You know, beating her seeder, it's horrible.
36:12Pulling the family apart, right?
36:13Yeah, it is.
36:14I'm not going to stick with my...
36:15What do you think if somebody on this stage has stolen that stuff?
36:18I'd break down, I would.
36:19Oh, I'd be mortified.
36:21Because it's...
36:23Where's Amy?
36:24Here.
36:24Why...
36:25Who are you?
36:25Why are you related?
36:27I'm their sister.
36:28Okay.
36:29Um, thoughts?
36:30Who do you think?
36:31I wouldn't have a clue.
36:33What if it is one of your family?
36:34And I wouldn't want to think that there's anyone.
36:35What if it is one of your family?
36:37How is that?
36:38How difficult is that?
36:39That'd kill me.
36:41It's really difficult for you lot, isn't it?
36:43Because you're quite close.
36:44And there's the reality.
36:45It is not...
36:46I keep saying it.
36:47It's not about what was stolen.
36:48It's the fact that somebody could do this.
36:50It's the principle of obviously...
36:51There's so many of you, aren't there?
36:53Where's Amy?
36:54We've had Amy.
36:55Who's...
36:56Shani?
36:57Yes, my younger sister.
36:58Let's get Shani on the Jeremy Carr show.
37:00She's coming out next.
37:07Interestingly, you made the first point that you made to my team, which was interesting,
37:13was, and your dad said it in his statement, whoever did it went straight to the rarest and
37:17most expensive games.
37:18It was like they knew what they were doing.
37:21Yeah.
37:21So all of you had an opportunity.
37:22Yeah.
37:23Obviously, I live there, so it looked more like me.
37:25Have you stopped going around there?
37:27No, I live there.
37:28Well, they've stopped going.
37:28Does that make them look guilty?
37:30No.
37:30Like I said, obviously, I'm still going to see her, because she's my sister.
37:34I don't think she took them.
37:35You said that we're a really close family, actually, despite what's gone on, and that's
37:39the most difficult thing of all.
37:42Did you steal them, Shani?
37:43Who do you think did?
37:44I don't know.
37:45There's another suspect who didn't want to come on stage, which was his right.
37:48Terry, is that right?
37:50Is that your boyfriend?
37:51Yeah.
37:52He's backstage.
37:53He's happy to sit back there.
37:54He said, I'm 100%.
37:55It wasn't me.
37:56I don't even like game.
37:57He says, it's awkward.
37:58I stayed with Shani's parents a lot.
37:59I don't want to be blamed.
38:00So, in all of this, everybody's running around.
38:03Everybody has their thoughts.
38:04Everybody's trying to protest.
38:05They're innocent.
38:05Everybody's this, that, and the other.
38:07Big wedding in two weeks.
38:09It's going to be awkward.
38:10It's going to be awkward if somebody on this stage has stolen from their own father.
38:15Let's do those all-important lie detector results.
38:17One card.
38:20Was it you, Aime?
38:28We asked Gillian.
38:30We asked Lewis.
38:32We asked Kim.
38:34We asked Amy.
38:35We asked Shani.
38:37We asked Terry.
38:38And we asked Des.
38:43Why are you crying?
38:49Who do you think stole it?
38:53You think I'm about to say that one of your family's a liar, don't you?
38:57Well, guess what?
38:59Well, guess what?
38:59Guess what?
39:03I'm not, because you were all telling the truth.
39:27Nobody here is guilty at all.
39:30Okay?
39:31Done.
39:32Done.
39:33Done.
39:34I'm not guilty.
39:35I'm not guilty.
39:36I'm not guilty.
39:37I'm not guilty forever.
39:37It goes well for the wedding, doesn't it?
39:39Presents now.
39:41All right, tell.
39:43All right, Aime's.
39:44Listen, I don't know what happened to it, but it was none of you all.
39:47Go and have your wedding, and thanks for not inviting us.
39:49Good luck.
39:49Thanks for coming on. Get out of here. Give them a round of applause. Keep it. It's fine. Thanks a
39:52lot.
39:56Right, my next guest today, Cheyenne says that she was utterly devastated when she discovered that her boyfriend, Andy, had
40:01cheated on her.
40:02Now, Cheyenne says the relationship broke down. They split up just two weeks ago, however, they rekindled their relationship.
40:07But since then, she says he's cheated on her again and she's cheated on him.
40:13So I'm going to spend my life doing this, am I? Cheyenne's on the Jeremy Kyle show that way.
40:24I don't understand the point. I'm just being completely honest. I don't want to upset you. I'm not being disrespectful.
40:29You were originally with Andy, who you met on a dating site.
40:33Yeah.
40:34When was that?
40:35About four months ago.
40:38It's great on there. All the guys talk dirty to you.
40:42What did he say to you then? What did he say dirty-wise? What did he do?
40:45Not a lot, really. We just started talking and then met up.
40:50Tell me about the first date. This was romantic, wasn't it? Where did he take you?
40:54Um, we met for a smoke and then we had sex behind this building.
41:01It was a great first date. We got stoned. I got my clothes off and he gave it to me
41:05behind a building.
41:06Yeah.
41:08A month...
41:10You... I just... I'm struggling, right? It's hardly romantic, is it?
41:14No.
41:16A month into it, he started blaming me for cheating. Tell me what you're talking about.
41:21Well, he blamed me, but then I found out he admitted to me he cheated on me in his car.
41:26In his car? We've gone indoors.
41:28Of course.
41:32Sorry?
41:33You're a funny...
41:34Yeah.
41:36There's the picture.
41:41Right, anyway, you then got back with him. How did you get... Why did you... Why did you get back
41:45with him?
41:46Um, I don't know. I just thought I'd give it a second chance.
41:49Yeah, now, during the last two weeks, you reckon he's cheated on you again?
41:53Yeah, he said he has.
41:54Whilst you've been back together 14 days, he's cheated again.
41:58I said he'd kissed someone.
41:58And you've admitted to meeting a guy in a park?
42:01Yeah.
42:01What happened in the park?
42:03Uh, I give someone a...
42:06Sorry, does anybody go anywhere just to, like...
42:09You went to the park when you're back with a bloke who's cheated on you and you've cheated on him,
42:14and you went to the park... How did you meet that bloke?
42:16Friend.
42:16It's a friend?
42:17Most people go to the park for a walk. He went to the park for a...
42:21Anyway.
42:23Andy's next. Right back. Don't go anywhere.
42:27You told me to go and do it.
42:29Shut up, one minute, yeah?
42:31Do you love her?
42:32Well.
42:35You deserve each other.
42:37And I know a better thing to do.
42:38No, after today...
42:51It's the UK's most controversial talk show.
42:55We've been waiting a year and a half for this.
42:57I cannot wait.
42:58An internet sensation.
43:11Thank you, Jeremy.
43:12Raw emotion.
43:14Is my daughter having an affair with my husband?
43:17I have never seen anything like that in my life.
43:21Explosive results.
43:22No, she's there on the other side of the door.
43:24I'll say it with his best friend, do you hear?
43:27Tom Dickens, what were you doing?
43:28Absolutely outrageous.
43:30Life-changing moments.
43:33I don't want you on this show, so why don't you do one then?
43:37Have a jammy dodger.
43:38All at 9.25.
43:40Why don't you just call me?
43:41Stand up.
43:41Get off the stage.
43:42This lady found out James is now living as a woman.
43:46Why should I defend you?
43:55Unmissable TV.
44:03What a man, my friends.
44:04I freely admit I've realised I am essentially the most boring man in the world.
44:08We were together for all of a few weeks, but then he had sex with somebody in a car, so
44:11I dumped him.
44:12In the three months I was away from him, because I was missing him, I had sex with four men.
44:15We got back together two weeks ago.
44:17He's already admitted to cheating, and I went to a park and met a friend and what?
44:22Give him a...
44:23Um, you know when you went to the park, did you give him both?
44:30Yeah.
44:31Right, and he's on the Jeremy Kyle show, is there?
44:43Oh, hello.
44:44Why are you with her?
44:47Why am I?
44:48Yes.
44:49Don't have a clean mate, to be honest.
44:51But you've both cheated, haven't you?
44:52I mean, you've cheated in the two weeks you've only just been back with her.
44:55Why would you go back with her if you cheated on her?
44:57Don't know, really.
44:58Brilliant.
44:59That gives me such a lot to go on.
45:01That has done it.
45:01She's also cheated on you, she went to the park.
45:03Yeah.
45:04She gave something like that.
45:06I'm not listening to this, right?
45:07Yeah, but hang on a minute, funny thing is you told me to go and do it.
45:11You told me to go and do it.
45:13Shut up one minute, yeah?
45:14You gave someone...
45:16...for a pouch of back here, yeah?
45:19And a bag of weed.
45:20Yeah, because you wanted it as well.
45:24You checked...
45:24Sorry, sorry, sorry.
45:27You went...
45:27You wanted him tobacco, and you sent it to the park.
45:31No, no, no, no.
45:32Yeah, you wanted me to go and do it.
45:33No, it wasn't even like that.
45:34You said go and do it.
45:34You checked so much.
45:36So do you both smoke the drugs together?
45:38No, I usually smoke on my own, but...
45:41Brilliant.
45:41So you cheat on her and she cheats on you, so why the hell are you together?
45:44You're not together, right?
45:45It's a joke.
45:46Well, we are together, but...
45:48Yeah, it is near enough like a joke.
45:49Do you love her?
45:52Well...
45:57Why have you both bothered with a lie detector?
45:58Is there any point to this relationship?
46:00Is there really any point to any of it?
46:01I'm being completely serious.
46:03Well, yeah...
46:03What?
46:04Well, yeah, there is, really.
46:05What?
46:05What?
46:06What do you mean like what?
46:08Well, you've only been back together 14 days, and she's done something in a park.
46:13There's no point, is there?
46:15Well, I know you've been honest, you know, but what's the point?
46:19You're rather like clear the...
46:21What?
46:22You're rather clear the air, like.
46:24Why are you with her?
46:26Yes, I am.
46:28But you're...
46:30You can't keep...
46:31You think it's funny as well, do you?
46:32But do you know something?
46:33No, not really.
46:33Why don't you just jog on because you deserve each other, don't you?
46:36What's the point?
46:37Who's Julie?
46:38Good friend of the family.
46:40Julie's on the Jeremy Kyle show.
46:41She's coming out next time.
46:50Hello.
46:51Hello.
46:51I'm not so mad, am I?
46:53What the hell is...
46:53This is a joke, isn't it?
46:54Yes, it is.
46:56She's prostituting herself with a park for weed.
46:58He seems to sit there grinning and sleeping with whoever.
47:01Yeah.
47:01What's the point?
47:02Can you talk some sense?
47:03Because they don't want to listen to me.
47:04I didn't know half of this until today.
47:06So, they stayed together for a bit.
47:08He thought she was a cheat.
47:09Um, you said, it's not great now.
47:13Having sex there is like a chore.
47:16It is.
47:18Is that what you said?
47:19Yeah.
47:20Yeah.
47:20Like anybody's going to go near you when this goes out.
47:23You don't.
47:27What about your ears, mate?
47:30You need to listen a bit more, don't you?
47:31What about my ears?
47:32They might be big.
47:33Have you had a look at yours?
47:34Do you need to lay down, you little...
47:38I need to what?
47:39Do you need to lay down again, do you?
47:41Why would I lay down?
47:42Huh?
47:42Why would I lay down?
47:44I'll bang you out, you little...
47:47It's not going to happen, is it?
47:49It's not going to happen, though, is it, really?
47:51Get away from me, then, innit?
47:52Why are you being aggressive?
47:53I'll stand where I want at my damn stage.
47:55You don't care, I know.
47:59I don't think I've ever done this.
48:03I don't care about your ridiculous, immature, stupid relationships.
48:07You're vile and disgusting.
48:09You need to stop giving yourself away.
48:10But right now, where I'm from, and maybe she will or not agree with me,
48:13you deserve each other.
48:15And I've got better things to do.
48:16After today, that's it.
48:16Boo-worn, get out of my building.
48:25What a ridiculous way to end my morning.
48:28I'm off to go and lie down in the darkroom.
48:29See ya!
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