00:11Ghostbusters
00:36I ain't afraid of no ghosts
00:44I ain't afraid of no ghosts
00:51Who you gonna call?
00:53God Lester
00:55Who you gonna call?
00:57God Lester
01:03The real Ghostbusters will return after these messages
01:10We now return to the real Ghostbusters
01:17As the mayor of Tombstone
01:19It is my great privilege to introduce the man
01:22Whose generous investment will one day make
01:25Six guns over Tombstone, the greatest western theme park in southeastern Arizona
01:30Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Dewey LaMorte
01:42Howdy, partners!
01:44And his lovely wife, Dorothy
01:49The city of Tombstone would like to present to you a pair of boots that once belonged to that earlier
01:56hero of the Wild West, Wyatt Earp
02:01On behalf of myself and my lovely wife, Dorothy
02:05Try them on
02:06What a picture
02:10Well, I don't know if anybody can feel Wild Earp's shoes
02:16Yuck, it looks like somebody has
02:20Huh?
02:21What's the...
02:22What?
02:23What's...
02:24What's going on?
02:24I don't understand
02:25Well, what's that come...
02:27Well, at least you could have had them cleaned
02:30What?
02:35Huh?
02:35Woah
02:35Go here
02:36Oh, sure
02:36Oh, sure
02:37What's that?
02:39Wow
02:39What?
02:40Huh?
02:45Ah!
02:46Ah!
02:50Ah!
02:52Ah!
02:53Ah!
02:53Ah!
02:53Ah!
02:54Ah!
02:54Ah!
02:54Ah!
02:55Ooh!
02:57Ahh!
02:57Ah!
02:57Stop!
02:58Oh, no!
02:59I love any questions
03:27This new ghost trap
03:28has twice the psychokinetic energy suction of the older model.
03:35Ready, Slimer?
03:36All right!
03:51Now that's suction!
03:53Huh?
04:03Ghostbusters!
04:05So, where's Slimer?
04:08Yeah!
04:12More tests.
04:14More tests.
04:16More tests!
04:21It's some guy named Dewey LaMorte.
04:24I think he's selling cemetery plots.
04:27He keeps talking about a tombstone.
04:30Dewey LaMorte?
04:33THE Dewey LaMorte?
04:35Who is Dewey LaMorte?
04:39Mr. LaMorte?
04:41Slim Venkman here.
04:43Slim?
04:44Of course, Mr. LaMorte.
04:46We'll come out on the next plane.
04:49Huh?
04:49We're going to Tombstone, Arizona.
04:53No, no!
04:55My life is complete.
04:57Who's Dewey LaMorte?
04:59He's the greatest Western writer of all time.
05:02I read his books all the time when I was in college.
05:05And I wasted my time studying.
05:08He's written some great books.
05:09There's Yamaho, Taglo, and Gunner Bo, and the Ratchet brand.
05:26The Ratchet Man, The Night Glow, Barstow, Ratchet Can, Day Glow.
05:32I tell you, Dewey LaMorte's a great writer.
05:34Right.
05:37He was a big man with the broad shoulders and lean hips of a desert writer.
05:43There was trouble in his eyes and more trouble in the well-oiled colt that he wore on his hip.
05:50Which book is that from?
05:51All of them.
05:57There's something about the desert.
06:00Something that makes a man feel...
06:02Hot.
06:07Yep.
06:08There goes the radiator.
06:15It's overheated.
06:17I've always dreamed of this.
06:19That's why I'm glad we left Slimer behind.
06:22He'd ruin the feel for this place.
06:24Why a man could ride for days in this country and never see another living soul.
06:29Hey, there's a car coming.
06:34That must be Dewey LaMorte.
06:37Hey, stop.
06:38Wait!
06:39Howdy, partners!
06:42Wait!
06:43Help!
06:48Hi.
06:49I'm Boris Mealy.
06:51Mr. LaMorte had to fly to New York to attend a gala luncheon.
06:56He asked me to show you around Tombstone.
06:59Everybody else has left.
07:01At least, everybody who's alive.
07:04He had to say that.
07:05I hate it out here.
07:08Join the club.
07:09Why'd you come out west?
07:11It's my job.
07:12I work for random choice publishers.
07:14I'm supposed to get publicity shots for Dewey LaMorte's new book, Urpo.
07:18I'd like to kill the editor who gave me this assignment.
07:25Go west, young man.
07:26Go west.
07:27I thought west meant Pennsylvania.
07:34This is it.
07:35Boot Hill Cemetery.
07:38I guess this is as good a place as any to start.
07:41As long as we don't end up here.
07:48What are you doing here?
07:51Slimer!
07:52What are you doing here?
07:54It's a little bit.
07:56Forget I asked.
07:58Just stay out of sight, okay?
08:00If Peter sees you, he'll send you back in a feed bag.
08:09Men died with their boots on in those days.
08:12Yeah.
08:13Now they're getting up and walking around in them.
08:18I'm getting a P.K.E. reading.
08:22The trail leads into town.
08:32That's odd.
08:33Now there are four sets of footprints.
08:36I'll bet those tracks belong to Wyatt Earp's brothers Virgil and Morgan,
08:40and their friend Doc Holliday.
08:43What are they doing here?
08:45When you side with a man, you stay with him.
08:48Even when he's dead.
08:50Yep.
08:50A ghost's gotta do what a ghost's gotta do.
08:56The Old West is the essence of American culture.
09:00Didn't you ever play cowboys and Indians when you were kids?
09:03I had a chemistry set.
09:05I went to horror movies.
09:07I played a lot of basketball.
09:09You guys are hopeless.
09:12This place is like a ghost town.
09:15It looks like they split up.
09:19In four different directions.
09:21We'd better split up, too.
09:23Who would you like to go with, Mr. Mealy?
09:25Uh, anybody but him.
09:28Tin horn.
09:35There's the O.K. Corral.
09:36Is this where the gunfight was?
09:38Actually, the gunfight was in that alley over there.
09:41Across the street from an old-time photographer's studio.
09:45Hey, a photo fast.
09:46I'd better get some more film.
09:49I'll be down the street.
09:53Tombstone epitaph.
10:02Uh-oh.
10:12Bad news, fella.
10:16Man, that was close.
10:37The tracks lead into that dentist's office.
10:42Peter said Doc Holliday was a dentist.
10:48I'm getting a very strong reading.
10:50Gotcha!
10:52Oh, no!
10:55Oh, it's just you, Slider.
10:58So, what's up, Doc?
11:10Say, ah, or else.
11:17Ah!
11:18The real Ghostbusters will return after these messages.
11:26Oh, we now return to the real Ghostbusters.
11:47I'll come back in six months.
11:49Ah!
11:50Ah!
11:53Ah!
12:04Ah!
12:15Ah!
12:19Ah!
12:20Where'd he go?
12:25He's around here somewhere.
12:32This gown ain't big enough for the both of us.
12:53I think I've lost him.
12:54Hey!
12:55A saloon!
12:59No ghosts in here.
13:05Ah!
13:07The place looks deserted.
13:15Well, howdy, Pilgrim.
13:18Howdy, stranger.
13:33Pull up a chair.
13:35Actually, I need to be going.
13:37I said, pull up a chair.
13:41Western hospitality.
13:49It's your deal.
13:53What's your game?
13:55Seven-card high-low stud, draw, roll your own, deuces, sevens, twos wild, lava sus manos, and full steam ahead.
14:07Or whatever.
14:17So, anybody need any more?
14:25Ace is an ace.
14:27Dead man's hand.
14:29What have you got, stranger?
14:33Four aces?
14:34That's a lot of aces.
14:36You know what this means?
14:38We're using a canasta deck?
14:40Somebody at this table is a cheat.
14:53Good thing I didn't show him that fifth ace.
15:02Dance.
15:03Only if I can lead.
15:07Whoa!
15:08Whoa!
15:08Ah!
15:10Hey!
15:11How do you know?
15:13Hey!
15:14Hi!
15:15Hi!
15:20Hi!
15:21Talk about luck.
15:22Wah!
15:31Yay!
15:38Trouble?
15:38With a tall T.
15:40I wonder why these ghosts have come back to haunt Tombstone now.
15:44Maybe there's a clue somewhere in this.
15:48I can't make anything out of this.
15:51Here, have a look, Egon.
15:55Could be some kind of code.
15:57The code of the west.
15:59It says the Earp brothers and Doc Holliday had a shootout with the Clanton gang at the O.K. Corral
16:04just before sundown.
16:05You get some great light at sundown.
16:08But the gunfight was a hundred years ago.
16:11The newspaper is dated today.
16:12They ran this newspaper off especially for us.
16:16Like a challenge.
16:17This is our epitaph.
16:19Start the car, Ray.
16:21They must be planning to clean up the town again.
16:24And we're the trash.
16:26Start the car, Ray.
16:28That's it, Winston.
16:29The Earps have come back to reenact the gunfight.
16:32With us as the Clantons.
16:34So who won?
16:35Start the car, Ray.
16:37You're right, Peter.
16:38We better get out of town before sundown.
16:45No.
16:46Nobody tells me what to do.
16:48Nobody.
16:50I'm gonna stay right here.
16:52This is Boothill, Ray.
16:54You can't run from a ghost.
16:56You gotta face it head on.
16:58Like a man.
17:00We started this together and we'll end it together.
17:04And they said they didn't like westerns.
17:08Don't look at me.
17:09I just take pictures.
17:10Let's go.
17:13Okay.
17:14Hey.
17:36No.
17:38It doesn't move.
17:39No.
17:45No.
17:49No.
18:00I need to be the wrecked.
18:01No.
18:01No.
18:02Oh.
18:03Oh.
18:20Draw.
18:23Draw.
18:24Draw.
18:31Draw!
18:58Oh, man!
19:02My... my eyes!
19:32Huh? Sixteen horseshoes.
19:35This must be my lucky day.
19:38Run for it, Peter!
19:41Let's go after him, boys.
20:04Ah!
20:05Ah!
20:06Ah!
20:42Well, at least we did better than the Clintons.
20:44I was starting to worry about you guys.
20:46So, how did it go? Did you catch the ghosts?
20:50Yup.
20:51Did they give you any trouble?
20:52Nope.
20:56You guys sure are tight-lipped all of a sudden.
21:00After all, you're just a dude.
21:04Hey, when you call me that, smile.
21:09You're a dude!
21:11Great shot, guys!
21:17And best of all, we did it without Slimer getting in the way.
21:21He'll never know what he missed.
21:23Meow, meow, meow, meow.
21:25Meow.
21:28Huh.
21:32That can't work.
21:43Whew. The real Ghostbusters will return after these messages.
21:50Ooh!
21:51We now return to the real Ghostbusters.
21:57Woo!
22:02Woo!
22:06Woo!
22:16Woo!
22:17Woo!
22:18Woo!
22:19Aaaaaaah!
22:21Aaaaaah!
22:24Aaaaaah!
22:25Dick!
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