01:03The real Ghostbusters will return after these messages.
01:10We now return to the real Ghostbusters.
01:37We haven't seen a ghost in two weeks.
01:41It's summer, Ray. They're probably at camp.
01:45Egon, it's a hundred degrees in here. Why are you dressed like an Eskimo?
01:49Actually, it's a thermodynamics experiment. By properly insulating my body, I should be able to keep the cool air in
01:55and the hot air out.
01:56Egon, there is no cool air.
02:00Oh. Hmm. That does cast a different light on things, doesn't it?
02:04Ray, why are we staying in town when the ghosts aren't? Don't you like clean air, cool mountain lakes and
02:10women in skimpy little bathing suits?
02:17You know, if I didn't know better, I'd say we just had an earthquake.
02:21This building's probably shaking from old age.
02:24I doubt it. This building is as solid as the rock of Gibraltar.
02:29Hey!
02:30Well, I just got my piece of the rock. How about that, Egon?
02:34Well, I'll be.
02:36It works.
02:49This heat spell is only in New York. The rest of the coast is substantially cooler.
02:54Then why are we staying here?
02:55My research shows unusual pockets of energy beneath the city.
03:00If released, they'd cause dramatic warming trends like the one we're having now.
03:05I'm taking my warming trend to a nice cold shower.
03:17This time I go with a discount plumber.
03:20How come they never cover stuff like this in popular mechanics?
03:26Whoa!
03:28Whoa!
03:29Whoa!
03:30Whoa!
03:31Whoa!
03:32Whoa!
03:33Can you come in here?
03:35Wash your own back, Peter!
03:37Whoa!
03:38That's important!
03:40Peter, how many times do I have to tell you?
03:42Close the curtains when you're...
03:46Whoa!
03:51Showering?
03:52Get me out of here!
03:54Egon!
03:55Winston!
03:56Wow, this is great!
03:59This makes you happy?
04:01I'm so pleased.
04:03So tell me, what's going on?
04:05There are unusually high concentrations of ectoplasmic energy residues in here.
04:10I knew it was something like that.
04:21Large quantities of water don't usually gather on the ceiling, do they?
04:25Not on this planet.
04:26I was afraid of that.
04:30Ha, ha, ha.
04:32Water ghosts!
04:33Great!
04:34Let's go after them!
04:36It's late, Ray.
04:37Besides, we're not licensed plumbers.
04:40Don't you see?
04:41This means the ghosts are back.
04:43They're hiding in the sewers.
04:44This heat has really been getting to you, hasn't it?
04:48But the bathroom scene was a sign.
04:50Probably just a local water pressure problem.
04:53Yeah, I'm not going on a wild goose chase at this hour.
04:57Mama Venkman didn't raise no fools.
05:11Say, fool.
05:13Ray, I'm not getting a flicker.
05:15This place smells like a cat box.
05:17Why is it so hot?
05:19Shouldn't it be cooler down here?
05:21Theoretically, yes.
05:22But due to an inversion caused by an ectological cross-rip,
05:26certain elemental imbalances have asserted themselves.
05:28In other words, you don't have to answer.
05:31Precisely.
05:32When I was a kid, we used to talk about this.
05:35Tell us, O Great Karnak.
05:38There's an old story that Manhattan Island is held up by a stone pillar.
05:43And if that pillar ever breaks, Manhattan will sink.
05:48Oh!
05:49Oh!
05:50Oh!
05:51Oh!
05:53Oh!
05:56Fascinating.
05:57Some sort of ethereal spring bubbling from the Earth's core.
06:00Looks like apricot baby food.
06:03That's a big baby.
06:05We're underground in an earthquake.
06:08No!
06:10Oh!
06:11Oh!
06:11Oh!
06:12Oh!
06:12Oh!
06:14Oh!
06:15Oh!
06:16Oh!
06:17Oh!
06:18Oh!
06:21I hate this place.
06:36Oh!
06:38Oh!
06:40Oh!
06:42Peter!
06:46Look!
06:48There are ghosts down here!
06:50Let's trap him!
06:51Are you crazy? We brought two traps.
06:54I counted over 40 ghosts before you showed up,
06:57and they're still going by.
07:00Yeah, but and nobody's paying us for this gig.
07:04Well, yeah, but and I'm tired.
07:07If one more thing happens, I'm gonna scream.
07:10Huh?
07:24That's Peter. I'd know his anguish to cry anywhere.
07:34Plastic, huh? Maybe you better try a glass one.
07:37That was glass.
07:40Wow. All the ghosts have gone underground.
07:43Well, maybe it's the heat.
07:45Or maybe, maybe there's a new demon down there.
07:48Wouldn't that be great?
07:50We're professionals, not vigilantes.
07:53People pay us to do this.
07:54We can't go chasing after every ghost in the universe
07:57just because they're there.
07:59I know, Peter. But wouldn't it be fun to try?
08:07A souvenir ghost to send home to Mom?
08:10Samples.
08:13Some of that orange gel.
08:15It's too volatile for the sample jars.
08:17Fine. Can we go home now?
08:27Hey, Slimer! We're home!
08:29Want a snack?
08:31Yeah!
08:33Oh, way! Oh, way!
08:37Huh?
08:38What?
08:40Pete there!
08:41Oh, great. We smell worse than Slimer.
08:50Where's Egon?
08:52He went to throw that gel in the analyzer.
08:54We should have a readout in the morning.
08:56Thrilling.
09:12I'm with him.
09:20You know, there's something strange about that orange gel.
09:23Ray, we're supposed to sleep before the sun comes up.
09:28Didn't your mom ever teach you that?
09:29The excessive heat, the ghosts in the sewers, the orange goop.
09:33It just doesn't add up.
09:35We should go back there.
09:39Wow!
09:40This is fantastic!
09:48Come on, Slimer.
09:50Here we go.
10:02It's show time!
10:09Now, I know it smells bad down there, but you promised.
10:18Oh, no!
10:21Help!
10:23All he needed was the proper motivation.
10:39Slimer, get a load of this!
10:42Slimer, come out of there, you coward!
10:50Come on!
10:52They're close!
10:52I can feel it!
11:01Come on!
11:05They're close!
11:07I can feel it!
11:08''If Giver!''
11:14I stands for theΡΡΡ boat while she looks-
11:22Hooray!
11:23Hooray!
11:25Challenges!
11:26Well, down there, I found it!
11:30A strange...plug!
11:45Whoa!
11:52Save yourself, little buddy. Bring back help!
11:56No! No!
12:03No! No! No!
12:06Never got a quickie!
12:07Hi!
12:11Ooh!
12:12Hmm?
12:20Ah!
12:35The real Ghostbusters will return after these messages!
12:40Ooh!
12:42We now return to the real Ghostbusters!
12:57They must have had an early call. Slimer! I brought you a snack!
13:05Hmm, that's odd. Normally, he eats anything that won't eat back.
13:12Egon must have left this on. It's all Greek, to me.
13:17Oh, yeah!
13:22Sit out jogging?
13:26Yeah!
13:27Get away from me! You smell like a sewer!
13:36Give me that!
13:39Minasawa, in the way!
13:42What is wrong with you?
13:45No!
13:46Oh!
13:46Ain't that not a single one?
13:47I...
13:48Tell you!
13:51Ah!
13:54Ah!
13:57Ah!
13:58Ah!
13:58Oh!
14:02Ray's in trouble, isn't he?
14:09Everybody decent?
14:15Get up! Ray's in trouble!
14:18Egon, get up!
14:22I'm sorry I burned down the garage, Mom.
14:29Ah!
14:35This had better be good, Janine.
14:38Slimer brought back this.
14:41Ray's in trouble.
14:42And if you're not downstairs and ready to go in five minutes,
14:46you're fired!
14:48She threatened to fire me.
14:51You be careful. The woman doesn't make idle threats.
14:58Oh!
14:58The orange gel has extremely high PSI readings that make it very dangerous.
15:03We saw that.
15:05But the base substance is an inorganic suspension with a high quotient of lubricity.
15:09Who?
15:11Axel Griezmann.
15:13Oh.
15:14Yeah?
15:16Dangerous or not, Ray's in trouble and we gotta save them, Janine.
15:20Dr. Venkman, what I said upstairs...
15:23No, you were right, Janine.
15:24I was?
15:26You did what needed to be done.
15:28I did?
15:29You did.
15:30And now we've gotta do what needs to be done.
15:33The Ecto-1 is gone. We're borrowing your car.
15:37You are?
15:38We are.
15:49How long was I out? What is this place?
15:57Wow!
16:03There it is.
16:06Okay, Ray pays the ticket on this one.
16:11Uh-oh!
16:14Hey, some driving, huh?
16:20Well, at least I got us here.
16:22Good. You call Triple-A while I unload the car.
16:30Holy smokes!
16:41The Pillar of New York!
16:44Could use some axle grease.
16:54Could that orange gunk be some kind of lubricant to keep this pillar turning?
17:00It's a gyroscope. It keeps the island level.
17:03Boy, wait till I tell the guys about this.
17:06The Pillar of New York is real!
17:08No!
17:26Boogie at five o'clock high.
17:33Good shooting.
17:35Sure, that was easy.
17:36I hate to tell you this, but I'm picking up strong readings dead ahead.
17:42Oh?
17:44There!
17:51Well, now we know where the ghosts went.
17:53Yes, but where are they coming from?
17:57Look, they're retreating.
17:58After them. They'll lead us to Ray.
18:04Watch out. The bottom looks slippery.
18:09Doesn't look slippery to me.
18:12Uh-oh!
18:13No, I was wrong!
18:16Oh!
18:21Winston!
18:23We'd better get down there.
18:25Winston!
18:27I'm all right!
18:28This is wild.
18:33Egon!
18:34Peter!
18:35Get out here!
18:43The ghosts blocked the flow so the Pillar would break.
18:46Makes sense.
18:47More like chaos.
18:50I thought I'd go out like this all alone.
18:53No!
18:55No!
18:55No!
18:56No!
18:57No!
19:00No!
19:00That's it, then.
19:01The last fight.
19:03Mano a mano.
19:18Hey!
19:19What kept you?
19:21You did, you dope!
19:22What's the big idea?
19:24Hey, what's that pillar?
19:27Don't shoot it!
19:28Just the ghosts!
19:43They're gone.
19:44Great.
19:45Come on.
19:49That's it?
19:52And that's why we've been having the earthquakes?
19:55Exactly.
19:56That orange gel is some kind of axle grease for the gyroscope.
20:00When it dried up or the ghosts blocked it off, the pillars started to vibrate.
20:04And if it vibrated enough, it would break and Manhattan would sink.
20:08The ghosts would love that.
20:10But who built it?
20:12Ancient gods, a lost civilization, Atlantis.
20:15Who knows?
20:16The important thing is that we've got to make sure it keeps running.
20:19I suggest we blow open that blockage and release the, um, the, um, the orange gunk.
20:25Let's do it!
20:52So they didn't believe you about the pillar, but they paid you anyway?
20:58Right.
20:58For stopping the earthquakes.
21:00Imagine a single pillar holding up all of Manhattan Island.
21:06I'm glad I live in the Bronx.
21:08More of a gyroscope, really.
21:11Well, it's hard to believe.
21:13Hey, I was there.
21:15I saw it.
21:16And I don't believe it.
21:18But we got the job done.
21:20And the city is saved.
21:23But we all know who the real hero is, don't we?
21:39Oh, goody.
21:42Phew.
21:43The real Ghostbusters will return after these messages.
21:50We now return to the real Ghostbusters.
22:23Dick.
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