00:10Ghostbusters
00:36I ain't afraid of no ghosts
00:38I ain't afraid of no ghosts
00:50Who you gon' call?
00:53Ghostbusters!
00:55Who you gon' call?
00:57Ghostbusters!
01:03The real Ghostbusters will return after these messages
01:10We now return to the real Ghostbusters
01:31I really think you're going to enjoy this
01:33The Met!
01:35I thought you said the Mets
01:37Peter, it's Ride of the Valkyries
01:39You'll love it, trust me
02:06That's the Diva
02:08She's the greatest soprano in the world
02:21I'd give anything to meet her
02:23How do you like the opera?
02:24Hard to say
02:25So far it's just been a lot of singing
02:33Can I get some peanuts around here?
02:36Shh!
02:42Hey, uh, Egon
02:43What's a Valkyrie look like?
02:46Shh!
02:48I mean, it wouldn't by chance be a supernatural fat lady on horseback, would it?
02:59I have to go
03:02You're gonna be the best
03:03You're gonna be the best
03:04Oof!
03:08I'm gonna be the best
03:08Oh, boy!
03:10This is Dover
03:12This is Dover
03:14I don't know
03:16This is Dover
03:18This is Dover
03:19This is Dover
03:21This is Dover
03:25Yes, those are Valkyries, but this isn't supposed to be happening.
03:28Now I'm starting to like it.
03:33We've got to save the D.Va.
03:35Women and D.Vas first.
03:44Whoa!
03:50Nippled!
03:57You're not Leopold.
03:59Thanks. You're cute, too.
04:02Are you all right, D.Va?
04:04Yes, and no thanks to either of you.
04:10It looks as if they've gone.
04:12If it weren't for you, I'd just be a legend now.
04:17Perhaps later I can find words to express my gratitude.
04:21Will you fly to my side tomorrow?
04:24I'll have to check my calendar.
04:27I was about to save you myself.
04:29Thanks.
04:30Okay, let's talk turkey here.
04:32You people have a serious ghost problem.
04:35What's it worth to you to get rid of them?
04:37I mean, how much does this place clear in one night anyway?
04:40This is the opera, Peter.
04:42You can't put a price tag on art.
04:44It's an honor to serve art.
04:46On behalf of the Ghostbusters,
04:48I'd like to volunteer our services free of charge.
04:52What?
04:53Free?
04:54I can't even say it.
04:56Done.
05:00Ghostbusters, eh?
05:01All right.
05:03Be here first thing in the morning.
05:04Who are you?
05:06My name's Metzenbaum.
05:08I run this opera.
05:10Metzenbaum!
05:12Coming, diva.
05:20Oh.
05:25What are we after here?
05:26The phantom of the opera?
05:28Wrong story.
05:29This is no joke, Winston.
05:31Valkyries can be dangerous.
05:33They're very powerful spirits in Norse mythology.
05:36So what are they doing here?
05:38Well, Valkyries can be awakened by praise.
05:41To sing about them can sometimes summon them.
05:43And they won't stop until they find someone
05:45they can drag off to Valhalla.
05:48Ready, guys?
05:51Yuck.
06:01It wouldn't hurt us to dress up now and then.
06:03I thought we were dressed up.
06:05Opera singers aren't like ordinary people, you know.
06:08Yeah, they got louder voices.
06:17I hate Monday.
06:19Forgive me, diva.
06:21The Ghostbusters have arrived.
06:22Hey, diva.
06:23What's happening?
06:26My sweet.
06:29Not that.
06:30Come to me.
06:32My hero.
06:35I think she's talking to me.
06:39I haven't been the same
06:40since you stepped into my life.
06:43I knew I stepped in something.
06:49Metzenbaum, I must have a bodyguard
06:52until the Valkyries are gone.
06:56I'd like to volunteer, diva.
06:58I'd like a chance to hear your thoughts
06:59on Toscanini's interpretations of Puccini.
07:02Some other time.
07:03I want him.
07:05I can't explain it.
07:07It's a burden I've learned to live with.
07:09Whatever you say, diva.
07:11I suppose.
07:13Just be sure that these Ghostbusters
07:15don't interrupt my rehearsal.
07:18Or anything important, right?
07:19Okay.
07:22They'll be careful, Leopold.
07:33Have there been any more sightings
07:35of the Valkyries?
07:36Not since last night.
07:41Really?
07:43Don't worry, Mr. Metzenbaum.
07:45We'll have those Valkyries out of here
07:47before you can say
07:47Nibel Lungenlied twice.
07:50Hey, Ray.
07:51That guy over there told me
07:52there really is a Phantom.
07:53He says he's seen him
07:54in the basement.
07:55The Phantom of the Opera
07:56is just a character
07:57in a movie, Winston.
07:59But that guy over there?
08:00Who are you going to believe?
08:02Me or a guy who pulls ropes?
08:05Let's get some Valkyries, guys.
08:08All clear, guys.
08:14I'm getting a reading
08:15at 12 o'clock.
08:16Way up there.
08:47I can't go any further.
08:53I think we're here.
08:57I'm getting a reading
08:59just above us
09:01on the other side
09:02of that door.
09:03Exciting, isn't it?
09:06Whatever you say, Ray.
09:13Valkyries, pigeons.
09:25The PKE readings
09:26are practically off the scale.
09:28This is the first recorded
09:29manifestation of a Valkyrie
09:31in modern times.
09:32I bet Peter hates missing this.
09:34Those guys would fall apart
09:36without me.
09:37They're so lucky
09:38to have you.
09:40That must have been
09:41some bird.
09:42Your vulgarity
09:44fascinates me.
09:46It's my best feature.
09:52Stop it!
09:57Tell Metzenbaum
09:59I need a new
10:00French horn.
10:04Shall we try
10:06the next piece?
10:22I have to think
10:23there's an easier way
10:24to do this, Ray.
10:27I'm open to suggestions.
10:40If you've got one,
10:42now's a good time.
10:48Let him have it!
11:02Isn't this how King Kong
11:04got started?
11:24Don't anybody
11:27breathe!
11:39the real ghostbusters
11:41will return
11:41after these messages.
11:46Oops.
11:47We now return
11:47to the real ghostbusters.
11:49What?
11:49Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
11:53Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
11:58But every time I fall and fall, we never start falling apart.
12:03Come on, guys, we can't hang around here all day.
12:06Since the day you're calling out, I've been going in circles.
12:11Oh, my God.
12:13But at night, I see your face.
12:16You can do it around and down.
12:20I hear a voice just pulling away.
12:24You know, you don't think so.
12:26I got one.
12:41That pipe must lead to the boiler.
12:44Let's head for the basement.
12:45That's where the phantom lives.
12:48I mean, according to the guy who pulls ropes.
12:56No sign of the Valkyries.
12:58No sign of the Phantom, either.
13:00Maybe the Valkyries are gone.
13:02According to tradition, the Valkyries won't be satisfied until they've carried a hero off to Valhalla.
13:08Where is that?
13:09That's one of those places you never come back from.
13:11But if they're still around, then where are they?
13:18Did I tell you about the time I saved the world?
13:24Did you hear something?
13:25It's just these old pipes.
13:27No.
13:29No.
13:30No.
13:30Once again.
13:32And you.
13:37Lower this time.
13:40It's quiet.
13:41Yeah.
13:42Too quiet.
13:43What's that?
13:44What's that?
13:45It's just the orchestra.
13:46Yeah.
13:47And they're playing our song.
14:01Lower.
14:03Lower.
14:05Lower.
14:07Lower.
14:13Lower.
14:43They're getting away!
14:49Oh, it's late!
14:51I'm gonna get on out of the basement!
14:53I'm looking out of the bay on the...
14:54Take five.
15:09Hmm.
15:13Excuse me.
15:14Have you gotten rid of the Valkyries?
15:16It's common to encounter unforeseen difficulties when attempting to isolate and contain manifestations from a separate reality.
15:24Does that mean no?
15:25Get a man a cigar.
15:27The Valkyries are still somewhere in the Opera House.
15:30They'll attack every time the orchestra plays Ride of the Valkyries.
15:34So I'm afraid you'll have to cancel tonight's performance.
15:38Did you say cancel?
15:41I didn't say anything.
15:42In 20 years as a conductor, I have never missed a performance.
15:47I demand that these persons leave this opera at once.
15:53But, Leopold, it was the Diva who insisted on the Ghostbusters.
15:57Oh, I should have stayed at Radio City.
16:11Diva!
16:13Yes, Leopold?
16:15Hey.
16:16I'm trying to sleep here.
16:17I refuse to look like a fool.
16:20Have I got news for him?
16:23Either he goes, or I do.
16:26Leopold!
16:27I thought he'd never leave.
16:30Get your feet off my divan!
16:32And the rest of you, too!
16:34I knew this was too good to last.
16:37Leopold!
16:37Leopold!
16:40Leopold!
16:41Leopold!
16:41Leopold!
16:45Leopold!
16:46Do you think that I could ever be interested in you?
16:50Is that a trick question?
16:52I was only using you to make Leopold jealous.
16:56Any fool but you could have seen that.
17:00Does this mean the fan club's off?
17:03Yow!
17:07Women, who can figure them out?
17:13Two minutes, Diva!
17:15Go away!
17:17I tried to tell you, Peter.
17:19Artists are special people.
17:21You have to understand them.
17:25Art beckons!
17:27What a trooper!
17:29I knew what you were doing all along.
17:33I was just trying to help out, you know?
17:37I was never interested in you.
17:39I mean, I'm a national hero.
17:42Hero!
17:45I can get a girlfriend whenever I want.
17:52I thought you were going to catch her.
17:54Now look what you've done.
17:56Quick, guys.
17:57We've got to seal every exit from this building.
18:14Everything's closed.
18:15There's no way out of the building.
18:17Good.
18:17Now all we have to do is get Peter back.
18:20I have an idea.
18:21If we open one of the skylights over the stage and rig up a ghost trap,
18:24we can trap the Valkyries as they leave.
18:26What if the Valkyries get by the trap?
18:29Then Peter gets a one-way trip to Valhalla.
18:45All clear?
18:49Whoa!
18:51Whoa!
19:03Whoa!
19:09Whoa!
19:11Whoa!
19:28Okay, guys, let's do it.
19:39The trap's ready.
19:42Open the skylight.
19:51Here they come.
19:53Give them Valhalla.
20:01Now.
20:18Well, at least it worked.
20:47Isn't she great?
20:51I can't begin to thank you, so I won't.
20:55Well, remind me not to buy any season tickets.
20:58Two great talents.
21:01They deserve each other.
21:02You said it.
21:07I promise, guys, I'll never let myself get carried away by women again.
21:13What?
21:15It's the Phantom of the Opera.
21:17I told you.
21:22Get ready, guys.
21:28It's getting so ghosts can't get any peace and quiet anymore.
21:32You can keep the opera.
21:33I'm leaving.
21:42The real Ghostbusters will return after these messages.
21:45You can keep the opera.
22:15You can keep the opera.
22:19I'll see you next time.
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