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00:01I'm sorry to drag you all up. I've got to show you this. You ready? You ready for this?
00:05Look, bathroom, look. Two sinks, his and hers. Look at that marble. Beautiful.
00:13And coming to the lounge. You, mate. Look at this. Look.
00:19It's like a marble.
00:20Pictures, Jesus-y things, fitted wardrobes. Isn't that lovely?
00:26End. Top it all. Top it all. We're on sleep.
00:56The good guy.
00:58The good guy.
01:10THE END
01:21Just getting all the fingerprints done. That's it there. It was smudgy, wasn't it? There's people think they just need
01:26to touch. Can you get a good bit?
01:27You know, it's all the fingerprints around, sir, as well.
01:30Yeah.
01:31You know you've arrived when you've got your photo up at the BBC.
01:35It doesn't get any better than that, really, does it, Ralph?
01:38On the eve of the police operation in Spain,
01:40the BBC have some last-minute advice.
01:45Well, we've done 11 episodes so far,
01:47and I haven't loved one of them, Jim.
01:49So this is your last big chance, isn't it?
01:51When you say big, I hope you mean big.
01:55What we in BBC Entertainment mean by big, Jim.
01:57Oh, I can assure you.
01:58Because when we say big, we mean big.
02:01Big, big, big. This is big.
02:03It's big.
02:04Big as it gets.
02:05Bigger.
02:06The people that we're going after,
02:09we are actually going to rid Europe
02:12of some very, very unsavory characters.
02:15And low budget.
02:17And it's a low budget.
02:18We've been building up now, getting ready for Operation Zorro in Spain.
02:22We're all ready for it. We're finely tuned.
02:24We're a lean, mean fighting machine again.
02:25And that's what's going to come over on TV.
02:29You're going to love it.
02:30I promise.
02:31Keep to budget, but I want to see it before...
02:33Thank you very much.
02:35...before it gets into the cutting.
02:39I'll bring it back to you.
02:40Pleasure to meet you.
02:41Nice to meet you.
02:44You'll have to get an equity ticket next, won't you?
02:48OK, gentlemen.
02:49The water is lovely.
02:51Now, what we've got here
02:52is a recovery from the seabed of drugs situation.
02:57Down here, some 5 metres
02:59or 15 feet
03:01is a simulated drugs package
03:03which I'm going to recover.
03:05OK?
03:06Be careful.
03:07Can you sit?
03:08Yeah.
03:09Right.
03:10OK.
03:12Now I'm going to submerge myself.
03:14One, two, three, go.
03:20No, good try again.
03:23He's not going under, is he?
03:24No, be brave.
03:25Too buoyant.
03:26I'll tell you what I'll do, sir.
03:27Can I get down?
03:28I'll use your weight.
03:29What?
03:29You have black green.
03:30Hold on the end of the black rope.
03:31Figure better.
03:32Just wrap it round your wrist.
03:33Right.
03:34OK?
03:34Yeah.
03:35Help me go under.
03:35OK?
03:36Right, OK.
03:36Everyone clear?
03:37Sure.
03:37OK.
03:38Good luck.
03:39So don't let go now!
03:41Stop!
03:42Stop!
03:42Stop!
03:44Someone go in after him, for God's sake!
03:47Who's going to go in?
03:47It must be that he's near you.
03:49It's been down for two minutes!
03:53Call the police!
03:55Call the Coast Guard, now!
03:57Coast Guard!
03:57Who's your boat over here?
03:58Coast Guard!
03:59Sir!
04:01Don't die!
04:03Please!
04:05Help me!
04:07Stop!
04:08Stop!
04:08It wasn't a mess at all.
04:11It was just one of these things that happens.
04:13I had the weight to bring me down.
04:15It caught on my watch strap and took me underneath the water, but I've had sufficient training
04:18enough to disentangle myself from these situations.
04:22Admittedly, six minutes elapsed, but I was merely teaching the men how to recover drugs
04:26from the seabed, and I think they're a bit the wiser for my knowledge now.
04:36Oh, look at this as well, look, see this, it's downstairs, the bloke downstairs, it's a satellite
04:43dish, but we use it for a parasol, somewhere in the midday sun, it keeps it off you.
04:49Which way is your seat?
04:49Sorry, Witt, let me just, er, oh, the sea, if you stretch out, right over there, so that
04:54you can see, oh, you can see, building size as well, we don't want to do that, do we?
04:59No, no, no, Ray, don't do that, I've got continental skin, I go brown immediately, I don't
05:02need this horrible stuff.
05:04This is looking terrible, isn't it, looks like we're on holiday, but we're not.
05:07Well, I promise you, we're here to do serious police work.
05:12Fence you're going to banana, sir, aren't we?
05:15Cheeky boy.
05:16Are you never right?
05:16Come on.
05:23Hasta la vista!
05:46I know you've heard this before, but I've got to say it again, this is not a holiday,
05:51you know, you're here to do serious police work, we may be sitting in the most majestic
05:55palatial room, here, with, er, Buena Vistas surrounding us, but we are here to do serious
06:01police work.
06:02Come here.
06:05Sorry, sorry, sorry, okay?
06:06Sorry, I'm late.
06:06It's just a long walk.
06:09Let's see.
06:10Plenty of chacuzzis.
06:12We've got two chacuzzis.
06:13We've got one, yeah.
06:14We've got two, aren't we?
06:15It's lovely.
06:16You've seen a sub-
06:17A jacuzzi.
06:17Yeah, lovely.
06:18This is about the size of the other one.
06:20Yeah, it's a little bit.
06:21It's going to be around there.
06:22But, what about that?
06:23I think your mini-vars as well.
06:24We haven't got any mini-vars.
06:25Here, we've got a great mini-vars.
06:27All right, come on, let's focus our minds, shall we?
06:31Sorry.
06:32This is not a bloody holiday, this is Operation Zorro.
06:37The most serious day of your lives is tomorrow.
06:40All right.
06:41Thank you, sir.
06:42See you later.
06:43Cheers, Ray.
06:44Of course you can.
06:45It's all right.
06:45But I'll be in, um, come on.
06:46Come on.
06:48What's up?
06:49What are we going to go about our tea?
06:52Later.
06:55Now, what's all this about jacuzzis and mini-vars?
06:57What, honestly, it doesn't matter.
06:59It's like it's a palace.
07:00But you can't be.
07:01I want to see Desaad's room, and I want to see it now.
07:05Do you understand me?
07:05But it's the same.
07:06I want to see that fucking room now.
07:08You just can't.
07:09Now.
07:09Do you understand?
07:10Sort it out.
07:12I can assure you they're all the same.
07:14I promise you.
07:15That the apartments are going to be bigger than the same.
07:17They're not.
07:20Here you go.
07:20I've got the bathroom over there with the jacuzzi.
07:22I've got the meat baths over there.
07:25I've got the beach baths over there.
07:26I've got the beach baths over there.
07:26Sports channel.
07:27I've got myself proud of it.
07:28It's great.
07:28Look at this.
07:30Look at this.
07:30And look at this.
07:33Look at this.
07:34Looking good, man.
07:35Really good.
07:36A bit gorgeous.
07:37Look, you might be.
07:37Look, you might.
07:40How's that for you?
07:42What a view?
07:43You've got a view, though.
07:44I've not got a view.
07:45You stick your head out the window and look.
07:47I'll stick your head through it again.
07:49I'll stick your head out the window, can you?
07:50Well, we're doing it.
07:52I'm next.
07:53I'm next.
07:53You're next.
07:54It's OK, sir.
07:54Why am I not here?
07:55No, you're not here.
07:56Why am I not here?
07:57You said no preferential treatment, sir.
07:59At least everybody is the same.
08:01It's ridiculous, Roy.
08:02I mean, this room is so small, I can actually sit up in bed
08:06and have a wash at the same time.
08:08It's a little bit of a chisley.
08:09You wouldn't put a dog in there.
08:10Would you write?
08:11No, sir.
08:13I don't know.
08:13And Bill and Dessard, Sergeant Dessard's place, is bigger than if they've
08:18got a barbecue there.
08:19But the grill on the barbecue is bigger than my room.
08:22It's not our policy to change rooms.
08:24And anyway, Ray did ask for that room.
08:26He said it was, what was the word?
08:27It was ostentatious.
08:28Do you want to be ostentatious?
08:29What was the word?
08:31Rusty.
08:32Rusty.
08:32I thought you'd like it.
08:33You asked.
08:35I thought you'd like it.
08:36You are a f***ing idiot.
08:39I can't believe that you actually asked for that poxy little room.
08:43Because of your stupidity.
08:45That room is ruining my holiday.
08:50Sorry.
08:52Sorry.
08:53That was nice of you.
08:55No problem.
08:55The sauna's out the back and the billy room's to the left.
08:57Yeah, we found them all.
08:58And the jacuzzi.
08:59Jacuzzi.
08:59Jacuzzi is the best part.
09:00Jacuzzi in the shape of the chamois.
09:02Cool.
09:03Have a great time.
09:05Brilliant swimming.
09:07So champagne then, will you?
09:09Champagne.
09:09Definitely.
09:10We need champagne.
09:11Now look, if you can't get things right, that's where you sleep.
09:13Right, just there.
09:14What, in the bath?
09:15Yes.
09:16In the bath.
09:16Not on the floor.
09:17In there.
09:18Now.
09:19Alright.
09:19When you're as uncomfortable as possible.
09:21Can I have a pillow or something?
09:22No, that's...
09:23Right.
09:24From pillow.
09:26Sir.
09:28The toilet's all blocked up.
09:29It really smells.
09:32Sir.
09:34It's making me gay.
09:36Well, gentlemen, so you're all familiar with, I'm sure, the southern coastline of Spain.
09:40Yeah.
09:40That's clever.
09:41Look at that.
09:42Matches up perfect.
09:44No, it bloody doesn't.
09:45It does.
09:46It does not.
09:47It does.
09:47Got the sea going straight into the land here.
09:49Give me a drink.
09:51Come on.
09:52It's coming.
09:52It's coming.
09:53Give me a screaming orgasm now.
09:55It's coming.
09:56It's coming.
09:58There you go.
10:00You've got four of them, I'd really be careful of them.
10:02You mind your own business.
10:03Okay, let's go on to the tactical map now.
10:06We have, as you can see, main road, side road.
10:11It's a plungy asphalt.
10:12Oh, yeah.
10:13Is that big enough?
10:14I'll shift it, won't it, Ray?
10:16Well, I've never done it.
10:17Right.
10:18South.
10:18South.
10:19These are very serious men.
10:20They're very focused on their job, and they're going to do a very good job.
10:23I'm absolutely convinced of it.
10:25One word with you guys.
10:26On this job, there's going to be no slacking.
10:29I want 100% of yourselves, 100% of the time.
10:32Is that clear?
10:33Sir.
10:33Is that the OP?
10:34Yep.
10:35And the RV's here.
10:37Now, what we're going to do is, me and Bill are going to take area A.
10:40Strings, you're with Mark.
10:42And you're going to take area B.
10:44Bones, you'll take area C.
10:45Okay?
10:46Alright.
11:02This is not a bino.
11:03These are very focused men.
11:04They've got a serious job to do, and they're going to do it.
11:07Trust me.
11:07I think this is going to be a real television history event.
11:10Trust me.
11:11Please.
11:11Holly, holly, holly.
11:12Holly, holly, holly.
11:13Oh, boy, right.
11:14We got the sunset and sand.
11:18Let's bring on the band.
11:22Have a drink in each hand.
11:25Mmm, dance right away.
11:30Go for the crack up.
11:32Pull up your maracas.
11:34You can make love too long till the start of the day.
11:37Hey!
11:38Holly, holly, holly.
11:41Holly, holly, holly.
11:45Holly, holly, holly.
11:49Holly, holly, holly.
11:53Holly, holly, holly.
11:55Holly, holly, holly.
11:56Holly, holly, holly.
11:58Holly, holly, holly.
12:00Holly, holly, holly.
12:03Holly, holly, holly.
12:04Holly, holly, holly.
12:05Holly, holly, holly.
12:07Holly, holly, holly.
12:07Holly, holly, holly.
12:08Holly, holly, holly.
12:08Holly, holly, holly, holly.
12:09Holly, holly, holly, holly.
12:20Ray! Ray! More eyes, please! I'm burning up in here!
12:24I've got it.
12:24Ray, quick pay, I'm on fire!
12:26Come on!
12:28Oh!
12:28God!
12:30God, my tongue is beginning to swell up!
12:32Sir, look, look, if you're going to sleep in the bath tonight, you can't sleep in the head.
12:36No, you bloody old God!
12:37You can't sleep on the floor!
12:40Get out!
12:41You can't sleep on the floor.
12:42There's all the vents in here.
12:43Oh!
12:44Oh!
12:45Oh!
12:47Oh!
12:48Oh!
12:49Oh!
12:52I'm sorry.
12:53I'm sorry.
12:54I'm sorry.
12:55DI Beach has suffered severe sunburn to 50% of his body.
13:02There's no way I can allow myself to stop like this.
13:07My skin is dropping off.
13:09Don't you understand?
13:10He signed a contract.
13:11I dropped your contract off your arse, Hugo.
13:15Leave me alone.
13:16Don't upset him, right?
13:17He's going through enough.
13:18What about Operation Zorro?
13:19Forget about Operation Zorro for now.
13:21Oh!
13:22I'm sorry, sir.
13:23I'm sorry.
13:24Yeah, because at the end of the day, swimming pools are nice, but it's just too synthetic
13:28to me.
13:29I know what you're saying.
13:30All the chlorine and all that.
13:31Look, this is like earthly, just sitting on a beach, natural, sand, sea.
13:35Salt is quite good for you and all that.
13:38It's cleansing.
13:38You know what I like as well about the Spanish?
13:40They're so chilled out.
13:41They just...
13:42Do you know you can go nude here, don't you?
13:45Can you?
13:46Yeah.
13:47No.
13:48No.
13:50Get out of it.
13:50Don't run away.
13:52I'll be frightened of a police officer.
13:54Come back.
13:56My skin is very sensitive.
13:59I am an injured in action, if you will.
14:01But my men, on the other hand, are training at Operation Zorro and giving 110%.
14:09Just look, look.
14:10I've only been battering an eyelid.
14:12I'm just completely chilled out about it.
14:14Something that I've never done.
14:16I've always wanted to do it, though.
14:17Look, no one's looking, look.
14:19No one's bothered.
14:21Oh, yeah.
14:23It sort of frees you out, doesn't it?
14:26Yeah.
14:26Mark him.
14:36Oh!
14:41Oh!
14:43Just close.
14:45Just over.
14:46But you do find it ironic, because...
14:48The thing is, like, you have to put more sandpins for you.
14:58I mean, they're all reverting back to 4-4-2, but in Europe, they're playing 4-4-2.
15:02Oh, look.
15:03Hi, lads.
15:03How you doing?
15:04Hi, my name's Mark.
15:06How you doing?
15:06I'm an English policeman.
15:08You should be dressed.
15:10No problem.
15:11We're police.
15:12It's no problem.
15:13No.
15:13We're police too.
15:15What are you doing?
15:15Oi, what are you doing with him?
15:17Oi!
15:18Oi, calm down!
15:21Oi!
15:22Oi, mate.
15:23Oi!
15:24Listen, man.
15:24There's no problem.
15:25Alright.
15:26It's alright, mate.
15:27F*** off.
15:28No, no problem, mate.
15:30No understandio.
15:32No understandio.
15:33No understandio.
15:34Me too, policeio.
15:35It's unbelievable.
15:36Mark, do us a favour, mate, but you go and get someone.
15:38This is ridiculous.
15:40Mark, go and get someone.
15:41I ain't joking, mate.
15:42This is ridiculous.
15:43Get the charters near the door as you can.
15:50I can't see, Ray.
15:52Sorry, sir?
15:52I can't see the charters.
15:54He says he can't see the charters.
15:57So, lift it up, yeah?
15:58Yeah.
16:01Okay.
16:02No, but can you take it higher to the left?
16:04Well, I can't see it.
16:05Can you take it higher to the left?
16:07Sir, mind that loofah.
16:09This way?
16:10No, back of it.
16:12Come to the car.
16:12Oh, my God.
16:13Come over this way.
16:14What's he saying?
16:15Right.
16:16That's perfect.
16:17That's perfect.
16:23Stop it.
16:24Stop laughing.
16:25Stop it.
16:26It's hard.
16:26It's not funny.
16:28Bones and Mark have been charged with indecent exposure,
16:31a charge which carries a maximum sentence of two years.
16:34There's no joke anymore, right?
16:36Look, just whatever you do, just go back, right?
16:38Just make sure you get in contact with someone, even my uncle.
16:41Just get him to phone number.
16:42Please, Mark.
16:43Listen.
16:43This is not what the television company want to see.
16:46Mark, don't.
16:47Make sure you bring someone.
16:48Bring it, mate.
16:49This isn't a joke, Mark.
16:50It isn't.
16:51What?
16:51So no, I've seen, mate.
16:52Well, not since the week.
16:54Show him what time it is.
16:55I see.
16:56I was back here and getting shot up in my tongue.
16:58Come in, lads.
16:59Come in.
17:00Just look, I was explaining that the governor's feeling fine now.
17:03He's having a nice little shower.
17:04All the blisters have burst on his tongue, so he'll be fine, all right?
17:07But the review of the genitalia is 20,000 people.
17:10Roy.
17:10Roy.
17:11It's a small thing, though.
17:12He told me to do it.
17:13Listen, that's not the point, right?
17:14That's been done.
17:15Roy.
17:16We have got to get out of it tomorrow, all right?
17:18Well, I've...
17:18Operation Toro, what's the point of us being here?
17:20Please, Roy.
17:20I've pulled a few strings, but there is a price to be paid, man.
17:24You'll have to return it.
17:25You'll have to return it.
17:26Return?
17:26What do you mean, return?
17:27Well, they've got to prosecute you.
17:29You've got to go through the legal system.
17:30Well, it's not that you have been sorted.
17:33I spoke to the British ambassador, and they want to make an example of you.
17:35I mean, it's not such a bad thing, is it?
17:37I mean, it's only meat and two veg.
17:40So while we're waiting, do you want to drink the water?
17:42Lovely, yes.
17:43Come on, wouldn't it?
17:43You might understand what you want.
17:47It's all right, the water, Sergeant.
17:48Yeah, it's fine.
17:48Apparently, it's fine.
17:51Yeah, I'll bring them in.
17:52Yeah, I'll bring them in.
17:53Yeah, I'll bring them in.
17:54There's something out of here.
17:55Ah!
17:56Get out of here!
17:58Get out of here!
17:59What's happening here?
18:00Every time you turn that f***ing tap on, I get burned!
18:03I'll show you!
18:03You're on this museum!
18:05I didn't know!
18:05I'll pack it up!
18:06I didn't realise!
18:07Get that out of here!
18:08I'm sorry!
18:10I didn't realise.
18:11Who would have known that?
18:13Look, I'll do me best.
18:14Where's that PCO?
18:16He's incapacitated by autonomous.
18:20Don't insult me by trying to bribe me.
18:22I'll do my best.
18:23Roy!
18:24Roy!
18:24That's all I can say.
18:26Well, Operation Zorro is the biggest operation of its kind.
18:30It involves elite forces from various nations.
18:32It doesn't matter.
18:33What is it?
18:33Oh!
18:35What are you doing?
18:36Sorry, I thought it was a leaf.
18:37Oh!
18:38You've started it now, haven't you?
18:39Oh!
18:41Oh!
18:43Sir!
18:44Oh!
18:44Oh!
18:46Are you okay?
18:47It will be when I get this skin.
18:50Oh!
18:50Do you want...
18:51Do you want me...
18:54Oh, it's all flaky, right?
18:55I'm sorry, sir.
18:56I thought it was a leaf or something.
18:58Oh, it's coming.
18:59Oh, dear.
19:00I suppose it'd be better, though, if you get it all off there in one sheet.
19:03It's a nice new fresh skin underneath.
19:06That's it.
19:07Snakes do that as well, sir, you know.
19:09Bail terms have been negotiated with the proviso that Spanish police officers accompany Mark and Bones at all times.
19:17Listen, my uncle is a commissioner in the police force.
19:19Where are you taking us?
19:20Mark, I'm not being funny.
19:21Can you speak Spanish?
19:22Can you speak Spanish?
19:24Why isn't no-one here?
19:25I'm saying a joke.
19:25Can you speak Spanish?
19:26Yes or no?
19:26No-one knows where we are.
19:28Can you just tell him, right?
19:28Just tell him if they take the handcuffs off, we're going to get a cab.
19:32We don't want a lift back or anything.
19:33We just want to go home, all right?
19:37Gentlemen, the day has arrived.
19:39The day we've all been waiting for.
19:41Training for.
19:43Admittedly, we might not.
19:44Some of us scored as highly in the training for this operation as others.
19:48But I'm not going to harbour any crudges.
19:50Pray may have held me back a little way.
19:52But just by the by.
19:54It's all blood under the bridge now.
19:56Today is the important day.
19:58Operation Zorro.
19:59When Winston Churchill said, never have so many owned so much to so few,
20:03he could have been talking about us, you know.
20:05He really could.
20:06We are the chosen few.
20:08You could be very, very proud of yourselves today.
20:11For a lot of officers, this would be the pinnacle of their career.
20:15I know it's not the case with you.
20:17I've got to know you all very well.
20:19As officers.
20:20As friends.
20:22As men.
20:23I love you very much.
20:26I love you as if you were my own children.
20:30But all I want you to do today is to focus your mind.
20:34Summon the blood.
20:36Stiffen the sinews.
20:38And cry God for Harry, England and St George!
20:43The operation is finally going ahead.
20:46And I'm convinced it's going to be a big one.
20:49You're going to be very, very pleased.
20:54If you love this, I like your passing.
20:57It's hard to be not comfortable.
21:02It's like a...
21:05See you.
21:06What have you seen here?
21:07I've just seen here.
21:08I'm the way to M.O.
21:11It's great!
21:12Don't you do that sort of stuff?
21:13No, I don't do stuff like that if you want.
21:15I do it.
21:15I'm very versatile.
21:17Really?
21:17But it's all in a rock vein.
21:19Is that alright?
21:19Heavy rock.
21:20Oh, I'll give it a minute.
21:21I'll give it a minute.
21:27Hi, Nick. How you doing?
21:29Good. Good. Good to see you.
21:33He doesn't change us, does he?
21:42Listen, can you sort us out a little bit?
21:51Yes, yes, yes! Operation Zorro was a success.
21:56Facade, Bill, come on.
21:58Right, come on, let's do a real pull-away.
22:01This will be a little warm-up for me, because he's building my career back in the middle.
22:06What do you mean?
22:13After weeks of retraining for Operation Zorro, the promise of a huge spectacle has turned into a damp squib.
22:27The BBC are not pleased.
22:38It didn't quite turn out as I'd expected it would, but I am still convinced with just a little bit
22:45of manipulation, we can still deliver you the show that I promised I would.
22:51I'm very sure of that.
22:59It's laughable. Bloody BBC unhappy with Operation Zorro. Not enough action in it, you say.
23:05We've put our lives on the line, you know, we risk our lives, and they're not happy with it. It's
23:08reality.
23:08Well, I'll direct the next one. I'll make sure the bloody camera's in the right place this time.
23:13I'll direct this recreation authentically. Okay? I'll even fund it myself if necessary.
23:20I'll chuck more money in it than they do. Bastards.
23:51The area looks clear.
24:03I feel danger.
24:16Is showing the cigar a signal?
24:19Don't know, but it sure is loud.
24:29Very interesting.
24:32But stupid.
24:38Oh, he's gone.
24:40Shoot.
24:41Shoot.
24:41Go, go, go.
24:42Come back here, you naughty man.
24:45Oh.
24:46Oh.
24:47What?
24:47Oh.
24:48Some tricky thing coming on.
24:50Oh.
24:50Shop shooters.
24:52Oh.
24:53Oh.
24:53Oh.
24:53He holding my heart.
24:54Oh.
24:56Oh, the muscle man.
24:57Oh, he must be the bad guy.
24:58Oh, dance for your life.
25:00Dance quickly.
25:01Oh.
25:02Oh.
25:02Oh.
25:02Oh.
25:02Oh.
25:03Oh.
25:03Oh.
25:04Oh.
25:05Oh.
25:11Scratch one bad guy.
25:17Oh.
25:18Oh.
25:19Oh.
25:20Oh.
25:21Oh.
25:21Hold your back, though.
25:22Oh, these bloody explosions.
25:25Oh.
25:30Make smoke now.
25:32Smoke.
25:32Here.
25:33Smoke.
25:34Oh.
25:35Oh.
25:37Oh.
25:37Oh.
25:39Oh.
25:43Oh.
25:43Oh.
25:51Oh.
25:51Oh.
25:51Oh.
25:52Oh.
25:52Oh.
25:53Oh.
25:55Oh.
25:58Oh.
25:59Oh.
26:00Oh.
26:02Oh.
26:02Hey, Blondie, I kill you, you...
26:06Strings, we need backup now.
26:08Hey, Blondie, come on, you don't...
26:12I kill you, you pig!
26:14Come on, hey, I have you!
26:16I have you now, you slinking pig!
26:22Father, Son and Holy Ghost, oh, I'm dead.
26:29Bullseye.
26:29Rhi, today's a good day to die.
26:33Put it there, sir.
26:36Grenades? Why not?
26:39Eat this, sucker!
27:06I had exactly the same reaction to parts of that, Alan, that you're having now.
27:11There are parts of it I couldn't look at.
27:13And still can't.
27:14No.
27:14But that recreation is exactly as I remember it, that recreation.
27:19I mean, we're taking nothing away, that's it, warts and all.
27:22Do you want to come in, Cameron? Do you want to come in here for a second?
27:25I just want to explain why we're all standing here at the moment.
27:28And it's because we've been given a bit of leave after Operation Zorro to recover from that.
27:34And we've got a bit of leave due to...
27:37No, no, no, no.
27:38My uncle, remember he said we was incompetent tosh.
27:40Holiday, Mark. We're on holiday at the moment.
27:43No, we were sex, sir.
27:44We're on holiday at the moment.
27:45We can cut that.
27:47Thanks, sir.
27:48Been a pleasure.
27:52Break.
27:54Take care.
27:57That's it.
27:57That's the end of an era, I suppose.
28:01I'll be glad of the break, actually.
28:04Brother.
28:06What?
28:08What's the matter?
28:09I can't.
28:09I'll come in with you, sir.
28:11Are you ready?
28:12Yeah.
28:13Operation Good Guys was disbanded for the second time.
28:18Each of the team was suspended indefinitely without pay.
28:22I'm gonna get you.
28:26Ready or not, here I come.
28:30I'm gonna get you.
28:33Ready or not, here I come.
28:37I'm gonna get you, get you, get you.
28:43Get you.
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