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00:10Steady.
00:16Go, go, go, go!
00:17Go, go, go, go!
00:19Go, go, go, go!
00:20Go, go, go, go!
00:28You're nothing!
00:30What a shot, that is!
00:31A classic shot!
00:57The Good God.
00:59The Good God.
01:00The Good God.
01:00The Good God.
01:02The Good God.
01:08The Good God.
01:10The Good God.
01:11The Good God.
01:13The Good God.
01:14The Good God.
01:16The Good God.
01:19Ladies, gentlemen, eyes front, please, for DI pieces.
01:23Thank you, sir.
01:25Thank you, gentlemen and lady.
01:28You'll notice that there's an empty seat here today where Roy Layton should be sitting,
01:32but he can't be with us today because he's a little wet, isn't he?
01:35That old man little...
01:38I don't think it's funny.
01:41Strategies change.
01:42They have to change.
01:43They have to evolve and develop.
01:44And we learn by our mistakes, and that's what police work is about.
01:47Ever changing.
01:49Doing the...
01:50Okay, right.
01:51And we have a new strategy now,
01:54which is going to take us from the bottom to the top, i.e. we're going to grab the foot
01:58soldier,
01:58go in at the bottom,
01:59and he will, in due course, lead us all the way to Smiler McCarthy at the very top.
02:05I'm going to hand over to the expert, Bones.
02:07Bones is going to take us through what should be a typical drug trade.
02:15Now, I think Ray will bear me out, we have a team here that are specialists at going in at
02:20the bottom level.
02:22They're chameleon-like.
02:24They're silent.
02:25They're odourless.
02:26I mean, it's a remarkable thing that they have.
02:29This is something that I've worked out for myself.
02:31It's called The Three T's.
02:34It's number one, timing.
02:37Number two, teamwork.
02:40Number three, truncheons.
02:43I'm sorry.
02:44Well, thank you Ray.
02:44I know, no, no, it's alright.
02:45We're just...
02:47Not when...
02:47Did you get everything you wanted, by the way?
02:49Yeah.
02:50I know, it was...
02:51Was it fluid?
02:52Yeah.
02:53I thought...
02:53I thought it was good.
02:54But don't pick things off me.
02:56I'm sorry sir.
02:57I'm sorry about that.
02:58It's alright.
03:00Anyway.
03:00I'm sorry.
03:02Now, the golden rule with the buy is that you should always get the goods before you
03:08hand over the money.
03:09Mark Kemp is going to be the person that does the drugs raid.
03:13Or the drugs exchange.
03:14The exchange of money for drugs.
03:16The very reason for that is because he's a new kid.
03:18He's fresh-faced.
03:19Nobody knows him.
03:21He's a rising star.
03:22And he's going places.
03:24Bones, what make of cars is number one and two?
03:27Doesn't matter.
03:27It doesn't matter.
03:28No, because number one looks slightly bigger.
03:30It could be a bigger car.
03:31I don't know.
03:31Can car one see car two?
03:34We'll get smaller eventually.
03:37But we'll do it our way.
03:38We'll go underneath first.
03:40Folks, on a more serious point, mate.
03:43No, sorry Boo, just one second darling.
03:45As you've been designating our expert on their strokes, even though I've done a few myself,
03:50I've got to contradict you on a couple of points, mate.
03:52Oh, yeah.
03:53Well, you've got no backup on your south side.
03:56They could just run off.
03:58Yeah, you've got four compass points, but you're only using three of them.
04:00Just point it out.
04:01Just point it out.
04:01Just for argument's sake.
04:02I've got to do everything.
04:03Just point it out like you've got to do it.
04:05It's amazing.
04:06It's amazing.
04:07It's amazing.
04:08It's amazing.
04:09It's a podcast of crazy video.
04:11Sorry.
04:29It's amazing.
04:30in the right way there's no need to me to print that because that wasn't a
04:45typical demonstration of a police behavior at a meeting I mean if you'd
04:52like should be quite happy but we're not ready to to redo that or we'll go for a
04:57second take as you say in the market was a good one rather than break down I say go
05:03again I'll have a word with friends okay listen we're going to cope with another one this time
05:10you know really no fighting he's got to suss it out first no no no no you ain't you've got
05:17to be
05:17positive no no no you hang on right what do you mean no no no listen but we're not this
05:24is my
05:25technique no I'm not much more experienced than you are at this sort of thing yes I am yeah now
05:32my wife she's she don't she don't give it out she don't she's we haven't had sex for the last
05:39six
05:40months anyway just length of all right well I'm not I'm not even talking about I'm trying to explain
05:45stuff before you go in you you don't walk straight up it's eye contact right not necessarily it can be
05:50no it could be looking at the floor she like you could be shifting usually language body language yeah
05:56well I think you're a very attractive man and she's losing out well you know I'd love to tell her
06:01that
06:02I'd love to tell her that I'd love to tell her that you said that but be aware what's going
06:06on
06:06on board that's right okay wow oh what do you mean wow no listen to something I've said don't get
06:11sarky
06:11mate you know you were a rebel were you I was a rebel yeah before I got married I was
06:16no believe
06:16it or not I was a hmm you know all right Russell Russell he never stops rustling you know
06:27take this thank you chill right we need two thousand pounds for this drug to buy I can't it's as
06:33simple as
06:33that I can't repeat again how low we are in the budget I'll probably squeeze something in the next
06:38quarters but it's bottom of the barrel time really sir well you scrape every barrel you can find
06:43mate so we've got to have that two grand of cash if you could just sign this while we're out
06:47yeah how much how much is two grand thick I mean would you could you put it in nifties
06:51so it'd be that like that what about that really that nifties is what 50 pound I don't know
06:58you won't want to be wearing anything tight I don't know I'm getting 50s I'm getting 20s
07:0220s do for the for the two grand no 20s too thick that would be much thicker wouldn't it
07:07really it's just about normally getting 20s you imagine putting that in your pocket
07:13yeah it'd be ridiculous I'll try and get 50s but it ruins the life it ruins the jacket yeah
07:17anyway I'm just there thanks I'll be I'll be off and sort out that money yeah you're right
07:23now you need the slang Charlie it's gonna be what you're really Charlie Bolivian marching
07:28powder beep wrong what do you mean beep wrong what's all this beep wrong who are you Bob
07:33wholeness no you're wrong all of a sudden morning boys yeah sir I don't want to laugh at this car
07:41oh it's a bit little isn't it little you may not want to get the bags in here what happened
07:46to the
07:46range rover got to get the camera in as well oh we did you right the governor's orders got to
07:52take
07:53camera with us this is my position keep an eye on Mark and I can get down to the buy
08:02in case anything
08:02goes wrong various offices are dotted all around the building and me being experienced of course I
08:10bring a lot a few little luxuries I've got my flask and hot suit my air pillow and my rug
08:15it's all right right now it's time to blend in like a chameleon make yourself comfy could be a long
08:23way
08:28police officer sorry I'll just wait there's a good drug buy going on you see and I'm gonna be
08:51do you want both drinks can you move over a bit no I can't move over you move over like
08:56this this
08:56is supposed to be the OP I can't see nothing can't you go and sit over there no I can't
09:01I've got to
09:03keep an eye on me sirs would you like a cup of tea lovely and a biscuit thanks very much
09:09oh
09:09lovely lovely here we go one for you have one with us you having one and I have one out
09:15there
09:15all right yeah maybe one of these fellas you like a cup of tea do you want a cup of
09:22tea
09:32all right my friend all right mate yeah you're going not bad have the money yeah I'll see you then
09:44it's everything here yeah it's all there don't worry listen mate my friend is there yeah around the
09:49corner going for a minute get the stuff be back we were here we're safe all right all right Mark
09:56all
09:57right all right mate see you in a minute all right you know that OP point is perfect me and
10:11bones were
10:12out for four hours finding that yesterday if they can't if they can't make this one then they can't do
10:17anything I just hope mark keeps his head above water well you know what I say you know patience
10:23is the virtue is that material scratch Kim or is it a little bit around the edges to keep loosening
10:31it
10:31around the neck can you get away without wearing anything other than it yeah yeah yeah it's not
10:35too bad but it's for sure this well thanks I can't stand it myself I think it's hideous do you
10:41find me
10:41domineering pardon do you find me domineering
11:08it's coming through Sarge it's all right it's coming through it is not coming through to the back it's not
11:14it's on it's on look there's two of us in the back there's one in the front come on come
11:18on I've got
11:19it on it's not on I'm telling you can hear it when it's on not like you know look like
11:23dominating more
11:25domineering aren't you worried about what is going on out there you know what heart can be like because
11:31you know why are you sorry oh god blimey my lumbago I've got to chill off the concrete bloody freezing
12:02I'm just like oh please what can't you turn the telly on or read a book or something I'm
12:09relaxing you're a bleeding cut you're not a pop star Florence like it's not
12:13lovely music right it's putting me off I'm sorry Florence I don't mean to upset you love
12:18but we're we're here to do a job four hours it's been four hours poxy hours this is well
12:23four hours it'll be dark soon
12:33yes I mean what mark did was was technically wrong I admit that of course I'm the first person
12:40to say yes he didn't get it right but what you've got to realize is that that you're very quick
12:45to
12:45apportion blame and criticize but you've got to understand that something very positive has come
12:49out of this too I mean we know now who we're dealing with we've got the right people they took
12:54the money we know we've got the right people so it's always a positive side to these things you
13:02handed over the money before you've got any any of the merchandise or anything
13:06well you know I didn't what you're asking me for what you're here for
13:09after everything we went through with you yesterday
13:12why did you do that when that was the gold rule you know when I was on the next day
13:15all day we went there we have the next day all day
13:18can we kill you I'm sorry we're here to find out what went wrong
13:23look mums are game stars
13:37I mean sir sir I just like to say now you've sent a boy to do a man's job and
13:49the idiots bungled it
13:50I don't like your tone Bones don't talk to me yeah I understand that sir but you know
13:57look I think that that really the professional should be back at the helm
14:00okay I like your enthusiasm though Bones and you can have it you can do the job
14:04well I'll need another two grand because he's got rid of that money
14:07around you do the job as long as you take mark with you okay
14:12sir that's an order you're taking him with you I wanted to learn and you're taking him
14:17with you full stop can you switch that off please I need 2,000 pounds and I need it
14:21now mate where is it well did you get a docket a docket I'm going to
14:28introduce you now to a very clever surveillance technique which enables us
14:32to view a crime scene without being seen ourselves and we do that from the boot
14:37of a car and we peer out of two very cleverly concealed holes in a number plate
14:41as you can see
14:48no holes in there
14:50can't see any holes in there can you
14:54can you slide that one
15:00sorry about I'll just set you in line
15:02beep beep beep beep beep beep beep
15:04well let's go to the bank
15:05well how long's that gonna bloody take this is in one hour
15:08well about half an hour I'll see you down there
15:11no you'd better be there son
15:13no trust me
15:14so you still haven't got the docket
15:17docket
15:17oh sorry Dom it's mine mate
15:20this is with ours though
15:21yeah we had to stay
15:22yours is round the corner
15:23where is it
15:24it's round the corner
15:25it's got the keys inside
15:26what in the fire car park
15:27yeah
15:28alright mate
15:29good luck mate I'll see you at the OP
15:30cheers
15:37bloody hell
15:41oh f***ing hell
15:43Sarge you're having a laugh
15:44I mean
15:45I'm not
15:50aww
15:54yes Sarge
15:55are these yours?
16:01let's get the gear in the boot
16:04the governor must have lent it to his wife or his mother or something
16:07perhaps they're the governors
16:09erm
16:10let's get in anyway we'll see
16:13will it go in the boot?
16:14let's have that in the back with us then Bill
16:16you've got to go in the bag
16:17alright let's do it
16:18you've got to be a bit lively
16:19let's go go go
16:21hold on
16:22hold on
16:22hold on
16:23the gun's stuck
16:24hold on
16:26that's it
16:26that's it come on
16:27get the camera in
16:28get the camera in
16:29get the camera in
16:31alright let's have it
16:32ok
16:34close the door
16:43yeah it is a work
16:44ok now we're all in position
16:47I want to wish you good luck
16:49and more importantly
16:51everyone must maintain radio silence at all times
16:55I repeat
16:56maintain radio silence at all costs
17:01good luck good guys
17:30speaking to you too
17:34to all acceptable aliens
17:37it's lovely
17:38do you like that?
17:39lovely yes
17:39have you heard of David Bowie?
17:41yes
17:41have you heard of David Bowie?
17:42yes
17:42he was big in the 70s
17:43it's sort of a homage to him
17:46I think because of the pan it's quite strong
17:48I think we get there we'll get quite a good deal
17:50just do us a favour will ya
17:51just keep it shut
17:53I'm really worried about it
17:54where's he
17:55he's supposed to be here with the reddies about half an hour ago
18:00I don't know what
18:00what he's up to this geezer
18:03excuse me
18:03Kim, Gary
18:05in here now
18:05please
18:06now
18:10where were you at?
18:13in my office
18:14or here
18:15between everybody in the car
18:17for a second
18:18we've got a little problem
18:192,000 pounds has gone missing
18:20we don't know where it's wrong
18:22we don't know whether it's stolen
18:23or whether it's just gone missing
18:24where is he?
18:27what do you mean you don't know?
18:28he's supposed to go to the bank
18:30three quarters of an hour ago
18:40yeah, that's a bit fast
18:42you like that one?
18:42that's a bit
18:43too fast is it?
18:44you like the slower ones
18:46sergeant
18:47are you receiving me over?
18:57um
18:58Leighton ain't arrived with the reddies yet, sarge
19:09don't give me none of that brother
19:11right?
19:12because if you did take that two grand
19:13I'll tell you something
19:14I'll have your arse so quick up on the charge
19:16you won't be able to say Sammy
19:17bloody Davis bloody junior mate
19:19do you understand?
19:20right?
19:20he doesn't go and walk about it
19:22I thought I'd left him in the office
19:23oh my goodness sake
19:24well look for something then
19:30it's so dark
19:40you've called yourself an accountant
19:41well yeah I've got a degree of accountant
19:42you're a brat
19:43is what you are
19:44well there's no need to be a fence
19:45idiot
19:46well
19:46Jesus Christ
19:49here's a fiver
19:51hey look they're still not here
19:53look they're coming
19:54oh look
19:54here he is
19:55that's your mate isn't it
19:56he's a cool bloke man
19:58he's alright
20:00right guys
20:01how's it hanging mate
20:02alright
20:03yeah
20:04alright
20:05so where's the money?
20:11what's that?
20:13what's that?
20:15what's that?
20:16what's that?
20:17erm
20:17in there
20:18what looks
20:18is that a radio?
20:20I don't know
20:21I don't know
20:23turn the thing off
20:24what's that?
20:26what's that?
20:27sounds like
20:27maybe someone's been kidnapped
20:29can you turn the radio off?
20:32I'll break you
20:33I'll break you
20:34go
20:34go go go go go go
20:36go go go go go go
20:41help me
20:45help me
20:46help
20:46help
20:47help
20:48this is awful
20:49it's so sendiri
20:51so embarrassing
20:52I mean these f*** people
20:53have all that on camera
20:55I'm sure it will turn up
20:57I'm no doubt it will turn up
20:58but I'm quite confident
20:59the money will show up
21:00but then at least I might be able
21:02to persuade them not to
21:03to broadcast that
21:05what are we gonna do?
21:05Yeah. Well, I'm going to have to find money myself. I've personally, for autism operations,
21:09got to go ahead. You can't do this. I have to do it. And I will. I have the funds.
21:13I will find
21:13them. I will put up the money myself. I have to do it. I can put 40 quid towards it.
21:17That's all
21:18I've got until next week. I hope you very much read. 40 quid is not really going to make much
21:21of a hole in this, is it? No, no. Putting money away. No, no. The thing we have to concentrate
21:27on now is looking after the bloody money. Because it's mine, you know. It's not coming out of Roy
21:33Leighton's funds here. It's my personal money. And for God's sake, Ray, keep your eye on it.
21:38Well, we'll say I'll be chained to it. Oh, God, that's all. I'm so sorry.
21:43The £2,000 that we had originally for the exchange for the drugs has been this late.
21:51It's disappeared temporarily. It will turn up, I'm sure. But I've decided that we need to go ahead
21:56with this as quickly as possible. And I've managed to secure monies from another source. So we're okay.
22:02We're still up and running. What source was that?
22:06Well, I don't really want to go into that. But as you say, you don't spend 20 years in the
22:11police
22:11force without knowing how to secure funds as and when you need them.
22:16Hello. Hi. I'd like to organise an overdraft on behalf of my mother for £2,000, please.
22:23Okay. Are you authorized to do that, sir? Oh, yeah. Yes, I'm a signatory.
22:27Okay. That's fine. All right, Mel. Mel.
22:31All right, Sarge. I've got a real difficult one here, I'm afraid, yeah. What's that?
22:35Well, if I put the camera up there, yeah, with the leaves and everything, you're going to be seen.
22:38Yeah, yeah. I thought of putting it in the box here, right, and carrying it out.
22:41But I lift the box up, there's a dead rat inside. It stinks to heaven, yeah?
22:44So where are we then, mate? Well, any place I can put it? Down there.
22:48What's wrong with the car? Oh, that's terrific.
22:52That's terrible, Sarge. What's wrong with it?
22:54Because you're not going to get up to about their knees. We need to get their faces on.
22:57That's all I can do. That's all I can do. You haven't got a budget for anything.
23:00Look at the size of it. The size of that camera. It's not a film camera. They're going to clock
23:04that, Sarge.
23:04Sarge, all you've got to do... Is that the smallest one we've got?
23:07Yeah. All you've got to do is do the deal on the floor.
23:10Sorry, you want us to sit on the floor? Sarge, there's no way we're going to sit on the floor...
23:16It'll be all right. ...to do it with these guys.
23:17They're not us. It'll be all right.
23:18Sarge, I did my best. What have you done for us?
23:20Mario, as always, you've done a fantastic job. Thank you.
23:22I'm sorry. It will be all right. I'll make it work. I will make it work.
23:31The alligators are hungry. We are awaiting the wildebeests. Over.
23:37Have you ever shot anyone?
23:43It's funny how these villains are never punctual, isn't it?
23:46What?
23:47The pick-up was at 1400. It's now 1404.
23:52Do you like football? Keep it quiet.
23:55Quiet. Shut it.
23:58I support Arsenal myself.
24:01Ray, you have got that money safe, have you?
24:04It's as safe as the crown jewel, sir. Over.
24:07Governor. Thanks.
24:08What's that?
24:08I didn't know he was out.
24:10Who?
24:11Reggie Cray.
24:17We'll see you okay.
24:21What about? I can't catch him.
24:23He looks good for his age, doesn't he?
24:26Martin Camp, Sarge. Martin? Martin, innit?
24:29Yeah.
24:30Strings.
24:31Nice, nice strings.
24:32Can I have your autograph?
24:33It's one of your biggest fans, mate.
24:35Yeah, no problem.
24:36You want to, of course, jump here.
24:37To D.I. Beach.
24:40Beach?
24:41B-E-A-C-H.
24:47Oh!
25:03Oh, the dynamic duo have arrived.
25:071437.
25:08The spring box are approaching the water's edge.
25:12We are going to try to get them to sit down with the alligators.
25:16Over.
25:17Over here, Toe.
25:18Yelp.
25:19I don't believe this.
25:20You all right, mate?
25:21Strings.
25:22How's it going?
25:24You got the money?
25:25It's in the picnic basket, mate.
25:27Who's he?
25:28It's my partner and investor.
25:29Do you like a cup of tea?
25:30What's this?
25:31You having a laugh or something?
25:33Come on, sit down, join us.
25:34A bit of cover?
25:35A picnic in a cash-and-carry car park?
25:38Are you sure?
25:39Come on, don't shout.
25:40You're drawing attention to yourself.
25:42There's nothing about drawing attention to yourself like this.
25:43What are you mad?
25:44Have you got the gear?
25:45Have you got the gear, son?
25:46I've got the gear.
25:46I've come here to do a deal.
25:47Have a tea pie.
25:49Target acquired.
25:50Acquired.
25:51Right, I think we're on, boys.
25:53Cucumber sandwich?
25:54Snuff your cucumber sandwiches.
25:56Come on.
25:57I ain't done the exchange yet.
25:59Wait for it.
26:02What's this do?
26:03Don't take that.
26:04Oh, wait, wait.
26:05Oh, ****, no.
26:06Shut up.
26:06I ain't gonna do that.
26:08I ain't gonna do it.
26:08I ain't gonna do it.
26:09It's all the **** coming out of it.
26:11I can't get out.
26:11Oh, God.
26:12Don't ****.
26:13That was the ****.
26:13I'm sorry.
26:16Yeah, what's all that bloody smoke?
26:18Where?
26:18The car's on fire.
26:20Oh, my God.
26:21Kim.
26:21I ain't doing anything.
26:23Get the basket.
26:24No.
26:25No, come back with my governor's money.
26:27It's all gone pear-shaped.
26:29Ray, Ray, come in, Ray.
26:30Ray, do you still have the money?
26:31Oh, no.
26:33Oh, my God.
26:35Ray, come in.
26:36Do any of our lot look good?
26:37Ray, have you still got my money?
26:38Oh, God, Ray.
26:40Bring back your picking basket, please.
26:43Ash, stop mucking about.
26:46Ray!
26:50Yes, I'm sorry.
26:51I'm...
26:52Mum.
26:54Mum, I'm sorry.
26:57Yes, I know it is.
26:58I know it's a lot of money.
26:59It is a lot of money.
27:00But I could probably get most of it,
27:02or the bulk of it, back to you before the end of the year.
27:07And Mum?
27:09Mum?
27:15Mum?
27:17No.
27:20I don't know.
27:21No, I don't know.
27:26I don't know.
27:27Why are we holding this glove?
27:28No.
27:42Ready or not, here I come. I'm gonna get you.
28:16Mum? Mum? Answer the door, Mum.
28:25Come on, Mum, you can't be mad forever.
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