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00:49The Good God.
01:13Well, yes, even us hardened professionals need some recreational time, so the Governor's
01:18given us some time out to watch Big Danny Boy Sullivan in the boxing match.
01:21We've had a sweepstake on it and all the boys are really sort of...
01:28That fight was a fix, Mark.
01:30I want this document.
01:31It was a fix.
01:32It was man on man, sir.
01:34Man on man.
01:35Don't be vulgar.
01:36I'm not being vulgar.
01:37It's a boxing match.
01:38Anyone can win.
01:39That man, Danny Boy Sullivan, is a criminal.
01:41I had it on very, very good authority.
01:43He was going to win that fight.
01:44What happened?
01:45At last, he took a dive.
01:46Quite clear.
01:46This man.
01:47Intelligent man, Sergeant Ash.
01:49Taken in by this deception.
01:50My officers here.
01:51Five of them have all taken in.
01:52I did about £12 on it, did I, sir?
01:53That's irrelevant.
01:54The money is irrelevant.
01:56I want to sort this out.
01:58What I want to do is start an operation to expose the corruption.
02:02Leave my ears alone.
02:03You've got something to do.
02:04Back off, Ray.
02:05Thanks.
02:06It's clear to me that that fight was fixed, it was rigged, and the game is fundamentally
02:12corrupt.
02:12Okay.
02:13I agree.
02:13I agree.
02:13And what I want from you are some ideas of how we expose it.
02:16Hello.
02:17Sir.
02:18Just, um, we're 12 quid short, so that's your sort of stuff.
02:22No, I'm not.
02:23Ray, can you sort that out?
02:24All right, please.
02:25I will.
02:25I've got it on your strings.
02:27I'll give you.
02:27I want some ideas.
02:28Bill's won it, and he wants it.
02:29He's going off duty.
02:30I'll give it to you later, I said.
02:31All right.
02:32No.
02:32Okay.
02:33I'm trying to talk about a serious investigation.
02:36Go on.
02:36Carry on, sir.
02:37And you're getting hung up on a poxy 12 pounds.
02:40Well, it isn't my 12 pounds.
02:42It's yours.
02:43And I have to pay for it again.
02:45Right.
02:45Gather the numbers together and get some initiatives from them.
02:48That's how we go forward with this operation.
02:51Well, you see, my plan is to put an undercover policeman, one of my operatives, into the pro
02:55boxing circuit, because this Danny Boy Sullivan business is getting out of hand.
03:03But all we've got to do now is pick the right man for the job.
03:09DI Beach is displeased with the way trials for the undercover boxer are progressing.
03:14Let's decide.
03:15Get out.
03:15Let me out, Bill.
03:16I'll have a go at him.
03:17You want to hit that, sir?
03:18No, I don't mind you, that.
03:19Toward.
03:20Of course you do.
03:23Go on, sir.
03:25Go on, sir.
03:27That's right, sir.
03:28Go on.
03:28Hold on, sir.
03:29Bend your eyes.
03:30Bend your eyes.
03:31I knew that the governor would fancy himself as a bit of a boxer, so I've taken prior precautions.
03:36I had a word with Desard and Bill and said that if they harm one hair on his head, I'll
03:41have them sacked.
03:43Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, Bill!
03:45Bill!
03:46You remember what I've said.
03:49Good.
03:49Shut up.
03:51Shut up.
03:51It's out.
03:52Now, that's better.
03:53Much better.
03:54Nice one, Bill.
03:55Nice one, sir.
03:59Desard.
03:59Desard.
04:03Oh!
04:03Oh, good!
04:05Scoop him, my velvet.
04:06Go on, sir.
04:06Go on, sir.
04:07Go on, please, let's go.
04:08I'm going to see a chance of putting a two off, I suppose, sir.
04:10Yeah?
04:11Sweet.
04:11Oh, go on over there.
04:12Too good for me, sir.
04:13Good to go.
04:15It's as much of a surprise to me as it is to anyone else.
04:18I fully expected Bill or Basard to be the man for the job,
04:22but obviously this face has stayed as beautiful as it has for a very good reason.
04:27So it's obvious I've got to be the undercover officer in the ring.
04:30I don't mind, duty calls.
04:33No, I'm not. I'm not going to hold for Mr Warren.
04:35I've already been holding for Mr Warren.
04:38Beach's next job is to find a fight promoter.
04:41Hello?
04:43Fuckin' me.
04:44He's going to regret this when he knows who he's dealing with.
04:46I know, sir.
04:53Hey!
04:55Have a look, have a look.
04:56It's like an earplug.
04:59I really don't want you to discuss this with the rest of them.
05:02Cos, you know, I suppose it's working in such a male environment,
05:06they feel they've got a right to take the mickey.
05:09But it really is a personal, sensitive issue.
05:14Yeah.
05:14It's one of those myths, isn't it?
05:16It's, you know, one of those male myths.
05:17I've got a mate of mine who's taking that Viagra now.
05:20Yeah.
05:21He reckons he can get it over the counter.
05:24That's an improvement, isn't it?
05:27Well, sir, he's like a terrier and he's adamant that he wants to nail Danny Boy Sullivan.
05:31And he's entering a professional world and he needs professional people.
05:35And that's why he's zeroed in on the famous boxing promoter, Frank Warren.
05:40Because he's simply the best.
05:43Sir, Frank Warren is not taking you seriously.
05:45I've tried everything.
05:46He's just not going for it.
05:48So we've thought of a new angle for you.
05:49Well, we've got an idea.
05:50What you need to do is a promotional video.
05:52It's like show busy.
05:53Cos then he'll see what you're about and he might talk to you.
05:55So we've spoken to the BBC guys.
05:56They've said they'll do some, you know, shots of you in the gym, etc.
06:00I'll do some music.
06:02You know, cos you said you'd do it, wouldn't you?
06:04Right?
06:04And honestly, so they do it all the time.
06:06It's all about, like, you know, soundbites, what politicians do, right?
06:09So what you do is you go into Frank and you go,
06:11Frank, bosh, this is, you know, this is the governor.
06:14This is me.
06:15It's professional.
06:15This is me.
06:16Now, all you need now is a name.
06:18Well, yeah, I mean, the governor doesn't look like much of a boxer.
06:20It's fair to say, isn't it?
06:21No, in fact, he's far from looking like a boxer.
06:24Yeah.
06:24Pretty blubbery.
06:25Looks like a space hopper boxer.
06:28But we're going to take him training out and, um...
06:30We're going to roll him.
06:31We're going to roll him out.
06:33No, we're going to shape him up, make him look good.
06:35Yeah.
06:35Make him look a bit better.
06:37You see, so what we want to do is to improve your hand-eye coordination.
06:41I mean, this is all to do with boxing training.
06:43Is, um...
06:44Have you seen the Rocky films?
06:46No, one of them I think I've seen.
06:47Well, there's Rocky one, two and three.
06:49Okay.
06:50And the, uh...
06:51Four.
06:52There were four.
06:53Four.
06:53One, two, three and four.
06:54And what happens in, in, uh, one of the films is, um...
06:58No, there was five, wasn't there?
06:59Yeah.
06:59It wasn't a video there, wasn't there?
07:01Yeah.
07:01Yeah.
07:01It just, it'd never come out in the cinema.
07:03Never came out in five.
07:03It's still counted, isn't it?
07:04It's five.
07:05So what happens is the chicken, the chicken runs around, okay?
07:08And you have to grab it.
07:09Now, in the film, Rocky couldn't grab it because the chicken's too quick.
07:12So we decided, we sent Bones out for a chicken.
07:14Boys, boys.
07:15They're gonna bring on the chicken.
07:18Oh, yes.
07:19Oh, yes.
07:21There we go.
07:22Oh, yes.
07:23Oh, no.
07:24Really?
07:25Roasted chicken.
07:26Oh, no.
07:28It's outrageous.
07:29Oh, no.
07:29That's outrageous.
07:30And I thought the point was that it was a live chicken so the Governor could run around.
07:33You could run after it.
07:33How can you run around?
07:35Most folks would get a live chicken from you.
07:36Listen, Bones, it was a genuine mistake.
07:38Calm down, calm down.
07:39All right, listen, Uncle Asher's tip of the day is always make a good thing out of a bad thing.
07:44I'll come up with something, all right?
07:50This is absolutely ridiculous.
07:52You are throwing that too quickly.
07:54I'm not throwing it too quickly.
07:57If I didn't throw it, you wouldn't need to chase it, would you?
08:18If you're pulling it too quickly, I can't respond.
08:22Now pull it.
08:24What did you do that for?
08:26What did you do that for?
08:29You should pull it along, didn't you?
08:32Ray, stop it.
08:33What?
08:35No, stop it.
08:35You're just trying to make me look silly now.
08:37I'm trying to make you look silly.
08:39Beech returns to more conventional training methods.
08:42Stop it now. Stop.
08:43What?
08:44You're just showing off because the camera's here.
08:46How am I showing off?
08:47You're trying too fast and you're just trying to make me look an idiot.
08:49If I go any slower, I'll fall over.
08:52Well, stop it. Just walk.
08:57Come on, keep up.
08:58Come on.
08:59Yeah, come on.
09:08Hello.
09:08Hello.
09:08Yeah.
09:09Um, is Mr. Frank Warren there, please?
09:12Uh, it's PC Mark Kemp.
09:16Um, it's re, uh, DI Beach potential champion.
09:27One, two, three.
09:30Come on, sir.
09:31Come on, sir.
09:32What about Wednesday?
09:33I can come back Wednesday if you want.
09:34Come on, Governor.
09:35Yeah.
09:35I'm doing my best.
09:38Goodbye.
09:42Blimey, Bones.
09:43I thought you said it was little, but that's a bad mushroom, mate.
09:47It's all in working order, though.
09:49Yeah.
09:51It's ain't done about that, mate.
09:52I'm with you now.
09:58I'm doing my best.
09:59I can't breathe.
10:00Do something.
10:01I can't breathe.
10:02I can't breathe.
10:02I can't breathe.
10:03Just do something.
10:04All right, I'll come back at some point.
10:06Thanks.
10:09All right, let me explain something.
10:11I explain it to the camera and explain it to you,
10:12because you've failed to understand that this is part of a carefully planned sportsman's diet.
10:18It's not fatty food.
10:19There's a great myth that spoke about fatty food and athletes.
10:22It's to store energy.
10:24All athletes need carbohydrate for energy.
10:26They're sugar.
10:27That's what I'm doing.
10:29Where's the salt?
10:30The salt's over there, sir.
10:32You're going to get a heart attack.
10:33Hey.
10:34Buzz.
10:34Come in.
10:36Listen, I want you to do me a favour, all right?
10:38I've given you a...
10:39Listen to me, right?
10:40I've given you a thousand pounds.
10:42I want you to go over to Danny Boy's son of us
10:44and offer it to him as a bribe to take the dive, okay?
10:48Yes, Sarge.
10:49You got that?
10:50Got it.
10:51Now go.
10:52Go on.
10:53Yes, Sarge.
10:55This is for camera.
10:57Camera.
10:58Now, we're offering Danny Boy Sullivan a bribe with a thousand pounds.
11:02If he takes that and takes the dive,
11:04then we know he's corrupt and the governor's correct.
11:06Right.
11:06You've got chilli sauce all over it.
11:08It's not chilli sauce, sir.
11:09It's bloody...
11:10I've just licked my finger.
11:11It's not what I know you by now.
11:12I've put tomato sauce in it like you are,
11:14so I've done it myself.
11:15I took it off the man and done it.
11:18There's nothing I can do is right for you.
11:19There's nothing.
11:21It's quite coordinated for a little fat guy.
11:23When he's had his scotch, he's like a rubber man.
11:24You know, he can get his legs right back behind the ear
11:26and he'll be happy.
11:27Really?
11:28Yeah.
11:29Clever.
11:30What's he at work?
11:30Oof!
11:32Oof!
11:33Oof!
11:35Actually, I don't know why I'm bothering doing that.
11:37It's because Danny Boy Sullivan's going to take the bribe.
11:39What am I training for?
11:41Ridiculous.
11:42Right, he's giving me a nice, flat, empty stomach.
11:44Earned a good lunch, I think.
11:46Mark, do you want to come?
11:47My treat, Tom?
11:48Yeah?
11:50I'm sure about this guy, but, yeah, look, listen,
11:53he's done a lot of stuff for the guys at the station.
11:55He's done all their verrucas, bunions.
11:57He's very good with feet.
11:59You know.
12:00Yeah, I know, but they don't exactly put me at ease, does it, strings?
12:03Well, verrucas and bunions is different to what I'm having done.
12:06It's all you can afford, mate.
12:08I mean, it's in the right area, isn't it?
12:11No, sir.
12:12Nose at home.
12:13Nose at home.
12:13Oh!
12:14That's it.
12:15Sir?
12:17I've just been to Frank Warren's office.
12:19I'll just keep buzzing if he just won't let me in.
12:22The secretary won't let me in.
12:23He won't let you in.
12:23Stop punishing me while I'm exercising.
12:24Well, I mean, it's fair enough, sir.
12:25At the end of the day, he's a major player.
12:27He's not going to let Mark Cameron.
12:28Major player?
12:28What do you think, sir?
12:29He's chopped liver.
12:30I'm a major player.
12:31No, no.
12:32He just won't let me in.
12:33Well, we'll see about that, won't we?
12:34You get the men together now.
12:35Stop punching me!
12:36You stop!
12:38Eight.
12:40Nine.
12:42Ten.
12:48Well, here we are.
12:49We've got access to Frank Warren's office, as you can see.
12:51Get out of the way, Ray.
12:53Sorry, sir.
12:53There you go.
12:54It's all there.
12:55It's time now for me to take matters in hand.
12:57Go on, you boys.
12:58Go!
12:59Go!
13:01Stay where you are!
13:02Police!
13:02Police!
13:03Stay where you are!
13:05Stay still!
13:06Stay still!
13:07Frank!
13:09What's the going on here?
13:10Calm down.
13:10Who are you?
13:11What's the cameras doing here?
13:12Put your hand out to me.
13:13What's going on here?
13:14I want to see you.
13:14This is the BBC making a documentary.
13:16Ignore them.
13:17What do you mean ignore them?
13:17What are you doing here?
13:18What's going on?
13:19I'm here to pick your brains, Frank.
13:20What I want to do is show you my promotional video.
13:23You can do that for a laugh or something.
13:25You can do that.
13:35See what the fuck does?
13:36Big and eagle, small in height.
13:39He's the nightmare of fear to fight.
13:44Like the hunter, he's a tool-set stalker.
13:48He's a pig, he's a raging fucker.
13:51He's a hawker, he's a raging pig, you're gonna make it be, cause he's a hawker, you will surely lie,
14:04in the sky of the peak, in the sky of the...
14:10There you go. So Frank, what do you think?
14:13I can't believe it. You went through all this to bring this up here and show me that million.
14:18That's a lot of trouble I know but it's worth it.
14:21You've got to be out for a laugh, haven't you?
14:23I mean you do realise, Mr Bones, that a penis enlargement, you know, is for life, I mean it's an
14:28irreversible operation.
14:29Oh yes, yes.
14:31I mean it'll certainly improve the quality of your life, I mean it'll improve the quality of your wife's life
14:34and all that's for sure.
14:35I don't have a wife.
14:37Well I mean it'll improve the quality of, you know, your life in general, put it like that.
14:43You were there to help me launch a boxing career.
14:46I've got to get deep undercover to expose, you know what, Danny Boye-Sullivan, right?
14:51I mean everybody knows he's bent.
14:53Danny Boye-Sullivan?
14:54I lost £12 the other day on Danny Boye-Sullivan.
14:56But no, that's an issue.
14:58Now if I can get an operative in there, deep undercover...
15:01And you're gonna be in the operative?
15:02That's gonna be me.
15:03You're gonna launch your career in the ring?
15:06I don't, I'm not really thinking of it as a career, I'm actually thinking it as my duty to get
15:09in there and expose this shyster for what he is.
15:13Can you help me, Frank?
15:15Well, I suppose it's my public duty, isn't it?
15:18I'll have to help you.
15:20Good.
15:20If you scratch our back, Frank, we can scratch yours.
15:23Lovely.
15:24Well, he means well.
15:26He definitely means well.
15:27He's not a bad fella.
15:28And, er, if I can help him in any way to root out any corruption, I'll do it.
15:33I mean, it happens in all walks of life.
15:34In the police, of course, we've seen it.
15:36And if I can help him, I'll do it.
15:38Listen, guys, and I'm not being funny about this, because I know you lot don't earn a lot of money,
15:42but what guarantee can you give me about me fee?
15:46Oh, yeah.
15:47Would you like it now?
15:49Very nice.
15:51Yeah, bones.
15:52Get that quiet, mate.
15:55It's rainy day money.
15:57Yeah.
15:58It's a thunderstorm there.
16:02Well, let's really be honest about it.
16:04You know, you've got to just look at yourself.
16:06You're not the right height.
16:07You haven't got the physique.
16:09You certainly don't look like you've got any condition whatsoever to me.
16:12Don't look like you've got a lot of charisma.
16:14I'm worried about that letterbox man.
16:16If anyone hits you in that, they've got you all in their fist.
16:17So I'll take the fat from your stomach line and inject it into your penis,
16:20so it's up to you to choose what size you want.
16:23That one.
16:24Are you sure?
16:26Yeah.
16:28The work you're involved, mate, that's going to cost you at least £1,100.
16:31I've only got £1,000.
16:33I ain't got £100 on you, have you?
16:35Well, yeah, I have, but I think you should be more realistic, bones.
16:38I mean, you get an erection with that, mate, you're going to pass out.
16:40You'll have to find someone who's going to promote you.
16:42We'll invest a lot of time in you, a lot of money in you.
16:44You've got to find a decent trainer, got to take you through the whole thing,
16:48get you fit, and then, you know, you might get there.
16:51Danny Boyce's manager may take you seriously, but you definitely need a good manager,
16:56which ain't going to be me.
16:57What?
16:58What's your busy?
17:00Beach is displeased with his new management.
17:03How am I supposed to get about if you, my manager, walk around looking like a wet weekend?
17:10Boxing managers are flamboyant characters.
17:13They've got style, razzmatazz.
17:17I'm beside myself with fury with you.
17:20I'm that close to hitting you.
17:23And you wouldn't want to be on the end of one of my punches, boy.
17:27I've got the shape I'm in at the moment, now shove up.
17:36Well, Bones is under the knife now, and apparently it's all going very well, so it's good.
17:41And I just found out, actually, that you get a sort of double bubble on this op,
17:44because they take the fat from around your gut, which, let's be honest, he's got plenty of.
17:48So you get slimmer, and you get your wedding tackle enlarged.
17:51So Bones is going to be a bit less Peter Glaze and a bit more Peter Andre at the end.
17:57So it's good.
17:59And it'll be up and about in about ten days or so.
18:02So it'll be there for the governor's big fight.
18:04So it's all very positive.
18:07Not bad, is it, eh?
18:08The third one in possessed.
18:09I have given you the rumble in the jungle.
18:13I have given you the thriller in Manila.
18:15Well, now I'm going to give you raging beer.
18:18Ladies and gentlemen, we good people of England, I want you to give me a call by Friday,
18:22and I'm going to give you, in the comfort of your own home, this magnificent fight for £9.99.
18:32Well, well, well.
18:37What's that?
18:38What's that?
18:38I'm just joking.
18:38No, it's great, it's perfect, I love it.
18:41It's terrific.
18:42You've got style now, you stand out from the rest of the crowd.
18:45It's brilliant.
18:46Sir, please, I mean, look, I know Danny Boye-Sullivan's taking a dive, but I still think you should train
18:51them.
18:51Beach continues with his rigorous training regime.
18:55If there's an art to doing this, you squeeze it like that, and it all comes out.
18:59Yeah.
19:00Mmm.
19:00It's got rubber.
19:02Then you get another little squeeze, and more comes out.
19:06Want a lick?
19:06You can like it.
19:07Go on, have a lick.
19:08Come on, let's see.
19:08Any little one.
19:11Mmm.
19:12What's that like?
19:12That's lovely.
19:13Mmm.
19:15I have to stick with it.
19:16My father, he wants plenty of drink and plenty of water after the fight.
19:19You all understand?
19:20I want things like these biscuits here.
19:22I want a lot of chocolate biscuits in the dressing room.
19:24None of these custard creams, Frank.
19:26White chocolate or white chocolate?
19:28Whatever, I just want chocolate.
19:29Frank, what is it with you, man?
19:30I don't want your dress shirts, man.
19:32Why don't you dress like me, Vega style?
19:34Give me the name of your tailor.
19:35I'll tell you, man.
19:36You're just dressing so dull now, man.
19:37I know your office.
19:39Who that?
19:39Who that looking like that?
19:41Looking like that, Frank.
19:42I'll show you a picture of you, darling.
19:44Frank, I've got to say one thing for you, man.
19:46You know what you've got to do?
19:47You've got to take all of this stuff off your wall.
19:48You need leopard skin.
19:49You need things like an elephant tusk on the wall.
19:52I'm well bummed.
19:53Frank, I have to say, you ain't got no style.
19:57You're out.
19:57You're out.
19:58You're out.
19:58I'm only joking, Mr. Warren.
19:59Sud off back to Vegas and don't come back.
20:02It's only a joke, Mr. Warren.
20:02And you, out.
20:04And you, out.
20:06It's only joking, Mr. Warren.
20:12What's her name?
20:13What's her name?
20:16What's her name?
20:16I'm sorry.
20:17I'm sorry.
20:18I'm sorry.
20:18Enough is enough.
20:20Thank you, Mike.
20:23Can we just talk about the fight?
20:24That's it, but...
20:25Out.
20:26Out.
20:28Can I just give you a call afterwards, maybe?
20:30Out.
20:31Can I just give you a call afterwards, maybe?
20:32Out.
20:33It's only a gimmick, sort of...
20:34Don't forget my number on the channel.
20:35Out.
20:38I'm sorry, Mr. Warren.
20:39Frank's station's just going to go.
20:41On your way.
20:44Just...
20:44Can't we just talk for a minute?
20:46Never again.
20:48Forget me.
20:51Hi.
20:54Sir.
20:55You're absolutely right, Bones.
20:56You just told me that Danny Boy Sullivan's taken the bribe.
20:59There you are.
21:00What did I tell you?
21:01He's...
21:01What?
21:02Genius, mate.
21:03Shouldn't he be training?
21:04Right.
21:05How many drugs do I have to tell you?
21:06I am training.
21:06I'm replacing...
21:07Don't sit on me...
21:07Oh, sorry.
21:08No, no, I mean...
21:09I'm replacing the energy level.
21:10This sort of training, you know, because you've got to make it look good.
21:12Give me a break, will you?
21:14Yeah, but it's quite energetic and you've got...
21:16Stored energy.
21:17Sugar.
21:18Can't fight without it.
21:22Well, far better for us to say, but we think the Governor should be making a little bit more of
21:26an effort.
21:27You know, if he's going to give a good show, look good, he should be giving a bit of effort.
21:31He's just giving it lip service at the moment.
21:32At the moment.
21:33Well, Mars bar lip service.
21:35And Coca-Cola.
21:36Yeah, exactly.
21:42Beach continues with his rigorous training regime.
21:53Now, come on, Bones, look at me, look at me.
21:55What, Danny Boye-Sullivan, he's accepted the bribe, yeah?
21:59Yeah, yeah.
22:00And he knows everything?
22:01He knows that he's got to go down and not touch the Governor?
22:04Yeah, he's going to go straight down.
22:05You sure?
22:06Sure.
22:07Good.
22:08Well, I think you'd better go and have a cold shower, Bones, don't you?
22:15Pay attention.
22:17Look into my eyes.
22:19And what do you see?
22:21Asleep.
22:22Not that.
22:23Look deep up.
22:24First blood vessels.
22:26No, it's not that.
22:26You see the eye of a tiger rang.
22:29The eye of a tiger.
22:30Right?
22:31All right, I suppose it's no secret because you've seen it now.
22:34But, you know, it was bloody sore when I had it done.
22:38It was the size of a small suckling pig.
22:41All right, don't keep one.
22:42I can't, sir.
22:43Hit me, Desard!
22:44It will hurt you, sir.
22:45Hit me!
22:47I can't, honestly.
22:48It will not hurt me.
22:48Hit me!
22:49It's an order!
22:49Hit me!
22:50If it's an order and you're sure.
22:51Hit me!
22:56Get me a Mars bar.
22:58I don't think I need some more sugar.
23:00No, no, no, no.
23:00Sir, I don't think you should smoke.
23:02Not with your asthma.
23:03Trust me, Ray.
23:03I know what I'm doing.
23:04No, it's not good for you.
23:05Not before about, sir.
23:06Look, you two, listen.
23:07Stop panicking.
23:09Danny boy Sullivan has taken a thousand pounds.
23:12He's gonna do a dive.
23:12There's no problem.
23:14There's no problem.
23:15Well, this little bloke come in.
23:17Fat.
23:19Glasses.
23:20You know, wasn't ready to take a dive.
23:22You know?
23:23Take some money to take a dive.
23:24I can't believe it.
23:25All my day, no money on him.
23:27I leave standing.
23:28I'm starting to look down.
23:29He's got a hard on.
23:31A stripper.
23:32I can't believe it, yeah.
23:34The good guys are taking their preparations for the fight very seriously.
23:39Hey, folks.
23:40See this boy here?
23:41He's like a country.
23:42He made me small.
23:43But he packs a mad punch.
23:45Shut up.
23:46Listen.
23:47With Danny boy Sullivan, you've got to psych him out.
23:49You've got to say things to him.
23:50You've got to goad him.
23:51Things like...
23:55That's not very nice.
23:57My dear, I'm certainly getting mad.
24:00It's supposed to be a good build fight, but I can't see much problem.
24:03I've seen him.
24:04Small, fat...
24:06Sweetheart.
24:08How's the action on your mother's mattress, eh?
24:10D.I. Beach was totally out of order.
24:13I mean, how can he say what he said?
24:15I'd say if it...
24:15I'd have been Danny boy Sullivan.
24:16I'd have smashed seven colours out of him.
24:18It was diabolical.
24:19Get in here!
24:19Leave out of me!
24:21Leave out of me!
24:22Leave out of me!
24:24Leave out of me!
24:24I'll f***ing get in here!
24:25I'll f***ing get in here!
24:27I'll f***ing get in here!
24:28Right here.
24:28Watch this.
24:29I'm really gonna wipe it.
24:30I'll f***ing get in here.
24:30Go on.
24:31Go on.
24:32Go on.
24:32Go on.
24:32Go on.
24:34Go on.
24:35Go on, man.
24:36Get out of me!
24:39You stupid...
24:40I'll tell you what...
24:42I can't wait for you, son.
24:45Round one.
24:46The fighter's begun.
24:48Boy Sullivan plays it cool, but my fighter, he ain't no fool.
24:54Go on.
24:54Come on, man.
24:58Go on.
24:58Go on.
25:02Go on!
25:03Go on, man.
25:04Go on, man.
25:05Go on, man.
25:07Go on, man.
25:07Go on, man.
25:08Go on, man.
25:09Go on, man.
25:10Go on, man.
25:10Go on, man.
25:14Well, it was really painful to watch, to be honest.
25:17I think really we're all a bit to blame,
25:19because the promotional video was so good
25:20that we all did, the governor believed his own hype, you know, and he thought he could
25:24do it. But, you know, to be honest, I find it all a bit barbaric, you know. I'm more
25:29of a sort of racket sports kind of guy, you know, badminton, or short tennis.
25:34I don't have to cut this bit, Mark, because it's not supposed to help. He's really hitting
25:38me, right? He's just making it look good. He's acting.
25:40He's not making trouble. Kill me, he's right. He's not. He hit me so hard in the tummy.
25:45It's not funny. Just get a little bit more of effort, son.
25:47Honestly, you can do it, Mark. You can do it. I'm out there with you.
25:51What? I don't know. He's tall. Go home. I love that. Go low.
25:55Round two. Boy, Sullivan is in a stew. With a left and a right, the region pick is dynamite.
26:12Stop him, Mark. He's trying to kill me.
26:16Oh, my God, what? Don't be with you.
26:19If you get hit, you can't squeal. Or if you get hit and you're hurt, then you shouldn't
26:23show you're hurt. But every time he got hit, he was, like, squealing like a pig, like a
26:27stacked pig.
26:29Round three. Boy, Sullivan is being chopped like a tree. My boy is so quick. Boy, Sullivan,
26:34he's just a hairy...
26:38Right?
26:55What ensued was basic intrusion into my governor's human rights.
27:03He had three ribs. Broke. A dislocated collarbone. And what looks like it's going to be a very
27:11nasty cauliflower ear coming up.
27:21I thought I had a career of being a boxing promoter. I thought I was quite good at it. And
27:26now I'm just back to being a normal policeman.
27:29I don't believe it. I don't believe it. I don't believe it. What can't you believe it?
27:37Well, I've been bruised. It's all right. Yeah? Sure? OK.
27:47D.I.B. She's given up boxing. It's about time he did it as well. He looked terrible. He was
27:52an absolute joke. He was an embarrassment to boxing.
27:55Mike Tyson, I'm sure, will sleep easier at nights now knowing he's off to sing.
27:59But you now go back to what he's good at doing, whatever that is.
28:03I could have been a contender, eh? I should have been a winner. But I'm a nobody loser. I feel
28:10like I'm only half a man.
28:13Oh, my God. I am only half a man.
28:25I'm going to get you, get you, get you, get you.
28:46Get you, get you.
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