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00:00:00Stick a bunny in me pocket
00:00:06I'll fetch the suitcase from the van
00:00:10Cause if you are the best ones
00:00:13But you don't ask questions
00:00:15Then brother, I'm your man
00:00:18Cause where it all comes from is a mystery
00:00:22It's like the changing of the seasons
00:00:24And the tides of the sea
00:00:26But here's the one that's driving me berserk
00:00:29Why do only fools and horses work
00:00:33And la la la
00:00:34La la la la la
00:00:37La la la
00:00:44What's up with you, Rodney?
00:00:46Oh, I'm a bit nervous, that's all
00:00:47I mean, this bloke we're going to see, this Justin
00:00:51He's not going to be asking me anything about my private life, that sort of thing, is he?
00:00:55Of course he ain't
00:00:56Well, not that private
00:00:57He's not going to want to know about you and Cassandra's little problems.
00:01:03No, no, good.
00:01:04Because otherwise I'll...
00:01:06What problems?
00:01:08Me and Cassandra haven't got any problems.
00:01:10That's not what you said to me the other night.
00:01:14All right, so there's been one or two minor hiccups in a bedroom department,
00:01:18but they're personal and I told you, in confidence.
00:01:21All right.
00:01:23I'm not going to be telling him about your thongs and things.
00:01:28And I won't tell him what Cassandra wears, either.
00:01:33Sorry to keep you waiting.
00:01:34It's been a particularly busy morning.
00:01:37Now, I've got all the basic details about your business career, etc.,
00:01:41but what I'd like to do is to get an insight into the real you.
00:01:45How you started, how you became so successful,
00:01:47but more importantly, your lives and your...
00:01:51Raison d'être.
00:01:53Oh, no.
00:01:54Laboratory Garni.
00:01:57So, um, in your own words and in your own time.
00:02:08Well, where shall I start, Justin?
00:02:12Well, up to a few years ago,
00:02:14we were just very ordinary people living, well, very ordinary lives, weren't we, Ronnie?
00:02:21And then, as you know, one day I discovered an historic and almost priceless artefact.
00:02:48Anyway, at first, we didn't know what to do with it.
00:02:51That's right.
00:02:51To begin with, we thought about donating it to the British Museum as a national treasure.
00:02:56Yeah.
00:02:57And then we decided to flog it.
00:02:58So, before you know, Rodgers and me have come in nigh on six and a half million quid.
00:03:08Well, after we divvied the dosh up, right, you know,
00:03:11we're making sure that our Uncle Alba got a nice little drink.
00:03:14But, we thought of others first.
00:03:19We donated to charity.
00:03:22Anonymously, of course.
00:03:24So, eventually, we had to start thinking about our future.
00:03:36So, we sought out this city stockbroker,
00:03:40and he advised us to invest in a new and vibrant venture.
00:03:45It was a Central American market.
00:03:47It was attracting massive funds from all over the world.
00:03:49We were making more money than a royal mint.
00:03:52But, we weren't fresh.
00:03:54Oh, no, no, no, we weren't fresh.
00:03:59I mean, even when we went away on business, we always took the family with us.
00:04:03There would be me and Raquel, my significant other,
00:04:07and, of course,
00:04:09brotherly, Cassandra.
00:04:11Cheers.
00:04:14And not forgetting my young son, Damien.
00:04:19He's a man, isn't he, eh?
00:04:22She's into superstitions
00:04:29Black cats and blue dolls
00:04:31I feel a premonition
00:04:34That girl's gonna make me fall
00:04:37Oh, Mr. Trotter.
00:04:46It's good to see you again.
00:05:01Bonnet de douche, Dominic.
00:05:05Bonnet de douche.
00:05:08Del,
00:05:09you've got to have a word with Damien.
00:05:11People are complaining.
00:05:13Oh, no.
00:05:13What's he done now?
00:05:14He's just weed in the swimming pool.
00:05:17I'll bleep it out, Cassandra.
00:05:19All little boys do a joddy catch in a swimming pool, don't they?
00:05:22Yes,
00:05:23but not from the top of the four-metre diving board.
00:05:25You've got a little gate.
00:05:33This is the bizzo, isn't it, eh, brothers?
00:05:52Yeah, it's not too bad, is it?
00:05:55Old Uncle Albert, he'd love it here, wouldn't he?
00:05:58Well, gee, you bet your life he's been here before, eh?
00:06:01Still, he's happy down there on the coast, isn't he?
00:06:04Right next door to the sea.
00:06:06And he's living in sin with old Elsie Partridge,
00:06:09his, um, girlfriend.
00:06:11His girlfriend?
00:06:13Do me a favour.
00:06:14I heard that she was the one that cut the ribbon
00:06:17on the opening of Stone End.
00:06:20Yeah, well, at least we haven't got to sit for
00:06:22the Battle of the Baltic every night, eh?
00:06:24During the war.
00:06:25Yeah, right.
00:06:26During the war.
00:06:29Hey, come on, brothers, I feel lucky tonight.
00:06:32I don't, I can't, mate.
00:06:35What?
00:06:36I promised Cassandra.
00:06:39No gambling, no discos,
00:06:41no talking to women and no boozing.
00:06:44Yeah, but what she meant
00:06:46was not to exist.
00:06:48You're not on probation, are you?
00:06:51Come on, I'll treat us to a few bottles of champagne
00:06:54just to get us started.
00:06:56Hey, you're in the war.
00:06:58You're in the war.
00:07:00Hey, I was aboard Mr. Battle Crooter.
00:07:03And then,
00:07:05just as everything seemed to be going so well,
00:07:08you're in the war.
00:07:09You're in the war.
00:07:09And the skin's the colour of mocha.
00:07:12See you in the way you are.
00:07:15Something,
00:07:17something terrible happened.
00:07:20Chateau Neuf de Peck.
00:07:35Turned out that negotiations
00:07:36between the Central American countries
00:07:38had collapsed.
00:07:40Yeah, we was wiped out.
00:07:42Nick the coin.
00:07:43We'd even paid for the hotel
00:07:45on a credit card,
00:07:46a credit card
00:07:47which had now been withdrawn.
00:07:50But Derek is,
00:07:51if nothing else,
00:07:52a very creative businessman.
00:07:54And he came up
00:07:55with a solution
00:07:55to our dilemma.
00:07:56Right, it's time to go.
00:08:19Care to follow me, gentlemen?
00:08:26How long did it take
00:08:31for the news to hit the UK?
00:08:32About as long as it took
00:08:33for someone to push a button
00:08:34on the internet.
00:08:35Suddenly,
00:08:36all our so-called
00:08:37business associates
00:08:38wouldn't return our calls.
00:08:40We were cast out
00:08:41in the financial wilderness.
00:08:43Yeah, but fortunately,
00:08:44we come from a strong community
00:08:45and when all our old friends
00:08:47from Beckham
00:08:47heard the news,
00:08:48well,
00:08:49they was as guided as us.
00:08:51Good.
00:08:53Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:08:56There's a name
00:09:02that crops up
00:09:03every now and then.
00:09:05Michael Fisher,
00:09:07landlord of a public house,
00:09:08the nags head,
00:09:10Beckham.
00:09:11What part did he play
00:09:12in the proceedings?
00:09:13Well, Mike invested
00:09:14his life savings
00:09:15in our venture.
00:09:16He actually remortgaged
00:09:17the pub.
00:09:18I see.
00:09:19And will Mr Fisher
00:09:19be giving evidence?
00:09:20No, he's in prison.
00:09:23He's awaiting trial.
00:09:24The fraud squad
00:09:26claims that he tried
00:09:28to recoup his losses
00:09:30by embezzling
00:09:30the brewery.
00:09:32Huh.
00:09:33Never was a man
00:09:34more innocent.
00:09:35I take it
00:09:36Mr Fisher will be
00:09:37pleading not guilty?
00:09:39Uh, no,
00:09:39he confessed to everything.
00:09:40For God's sake,
00:09:53Denzel,
00:09:54sit down,
00:09:54you're wearing
00:09:55the marble out.
00:09:56I can't help it,
00:09:56can I?
00:09:57I've never been
00:09:57a character witness
00:09:58before.
00:09:59And you think
00:10:00we have?
00:10:01I'm worried.
00:10:02I think Del's
00:10:03made a terrible mistake.
00:10:05Well, of course
00:10:05he's made
00:10:06a terrible mistake.
00:10:08That's why
00:10:08he's in court.
00:10:09No, I mean
00:10:10having you four
00:10:11as character
00:10:12witnesses.
00:10:13It's like
00:10:13inviting the
00:10:14Manson family
00:10:15to dinner.
00:10:17Well, we saw
00:10:18Del and Rodney
00:10:19earlier.
00:10:19They seemed
00:10:19quietly confident.
00:10:21They were
00:10:21arranged to meet
00:10:22Raquel and Cassandra
00:10:23for a celebration
00:10:24lunch,
00:10:24so I'd avoid
00:10:25Pizza Hut
00:10:26if I were you.
00:10:29Del was not
00:10:31confident.
00:10:31He was deeply
00:10:32worried.
00:10:33I mean,
00:10:34he didn't even
00:10:34touch me up.
00:10:35I'm the one
00:10:38with the most
00:10:39to worry about.
00:10:40Why?
00:10:41Because I'm
00:10:41managing the
00:10:42nags head
00:10:43until Mike
00:10:43is released.
00:10:44But how
00:10:45exactly do I
00:10:46know what
00:10:46he got up
00:10:47to?
00:10:47Yeah,
00:10:48I mean,
00:10:48how does
00:10:49Sid know
00:10:49Mike didn't
00:10:50postdate his
00:10:51fiddles,
00:10:51so the police
00:10:51will think
00:10:52they're Sid's
00:10:52fiddles?
00:10:53There's nothing
00:10:53to be nervous
00:10:54about,
00:10:54Denzel.
00:10:55All you've
00:10:55got to do
00:10:56is go in
00:10:56there and
00:10:56tell the
00:10:57truth.
00:10:58Trick.
00:10:58If I go
00:10:59in there
00:10:59and tell
00:11:00the truth,
00:11:00Del and Rodney
00:11:01are going
00:11:01to be spending
00:11:01the next five
00:11:02years sharpening
00:11:03Geoffrey
00:11:03Archer's
00:11:04pencils.
00:11:06What are
00:11:07you going
00:11:07to do
00:11:08in there,
00:11:08Trick?
00:11:09I'm going
00:11:09to tell
00:11:10them I
00:11:10hear voices.
00:11:11No, Trick,
00:11:12you're not
00:11:13untried.
00:11:14You're a
00:11:14character
00:11:14witness.
00:11:15I know,
00:11:17but I
00:11:18hear voices.
00:11:20Oh,
00:11:21God,
00:11:21it's going
00:11:22to be one
00:11:22of them
00:11:23days.
00:11:25I noticed
00:11:25that your
00:11:25respective
00:11:26properties
00:11:27were company
00:11:27owned,
00:11:28so you
00:11:28both lost
00:11:29your homes.
00:11:29Yes,
00:11:30I had a
00:11:31lovely little
00:11:31place right
00:11:32on the
00:11:32river.
00:11:33Yeah,
00:11:33well,
00:11:33I had an
00:11:34estate,
00:11:35didn't I,
00:11:35with peacocks
00:11:36and everything.
00:11:38Anyway,
00:11:38at least we
00:11:39weren't
00:11:39homeless.
00:11:41Due to my
00:11:41foresight,
00:11:42some years
00:11:43previously,
00:11:44I had bought
00:11:45another property,
00:11:46so at least
00:11:46we had
00:11:47somewhere to
00:11:47live.
00:11:48Yeah,
00:11:49it's called
00:11:49our old
00:11:49flat,
00:11:50Nelson Mandela
00:11:50House.
00:11:53It just
00:11:53goes to show
00:11:54you how our
00:11:54fortune's
00:11:55altered.
00:11:55I mean,
00:11:56suddenly everything
00:11:57had changed.
00:11:58Yeah.
00:11:59All our good
00:11:59luck turned
00:12:00to bad.
00:12:01Every day
00:12:02there was
00:12:02more rows,
00:12:03there was
00:12:03more bad
00:12:04news.
00:12:05We thought
00:12:06things couldn't
00:12:06possibly get
00:12:07worse.
00:12:08Oh,
00:12:09boy,
00:12:09how wrong
00:12:10we were.
00:12:18Good evening
00:12:20and welcome
00:12:22to the quiz
00:12:22show that
00:12:23everyone is
00:12:23talking about.
00:12:24This is the
00:12:25fastest game
00:12:25show on TV.
00:12:26This is Monday,
00:12:27this is live,
00:12:27this is Jonathan
00:12:28Ross and
00:12:28this is
00:12:29Gold Rush.
00:12:37It's no good
00:12:37looking at me
00:12:38with that
00:12:38Anne Robinson
00:12:39face.
00:12:41I'll look at
00:12:42you any way
00:12:42I like.
00:12:44I hope.
00:12:46Well,
00:12:46at least I am
00:12:47trying to do
00:12:47something about
00:12:48it.
00:12:49And what
00:12:49exactly are
00:12:50you doing?
00:12:51I'm after a
00:12:51stockbroker.
00:12:52You've already
00:12:53got a stockbroker.
00:12:54That is the one
00:12:55I'm after.
00:12:57Why didn't he
00:12:58tell me that
00:12:58the stock market
00:12:59was going to
00:12:59crash?
00:13:00He phoned you
00:13:00at least six
00:13:01times.
00:13:02Phoned you on
00:13:02the Monday and
00:13:03said he had to
00:13:03speak to you
00:13:04urgently, but
00:13:05you were too
00:13:05busy to speak
00:13:06to him.
00:13:06Well, I was
00:13:07water skiing.
00:13:08You just wasted
00:13:09our bloody
00:13:10birthright.
00:13:11And then
00:13:11Trotter's
00:13:12independent
00:13:13traders hired
00:13:13a helicopter to
00:13:14fly to Nice
00:13:15to collect
00:13:16some magazines.
00:13:17Unbelievable.
00:13:19That was
00:13:19you.
00:13:22Oh,
00:13:23well,
00:13:24I'm a big
00:13:25man.
00:13:26I've got
00:13:26broad
00:13:26shoulders.
00:13:27The buck
00:13:27stops here.
00:13:28I take
00:13:29full
00:13:29responsibility,
00:13:31even though
00:13:31it was
00:13:32Rodney's
00:13:32fault.
00:13:34How the
00:13:34hell was
00:13:35it my
00:13:35fault?
00:13:36You were
00:13:36the company's
00:13:37director of
00:13:37administration.
00:13:39That just
00:13:39meant Rodney
00:13:40organised the
00:13:40Christmas parties.
00:13:42Yeah,
00:13:42they were about
00:13:42as exciting
00:13:43as a
00:13:43Buddhist
00:13:44ten night.
00:13:47You were
00:13:47the managing
00:13:48director,
00:13:49you were
00:13:49the chairman,
00:13:50you were
00:13:50the chief
00:13:50executive,
00:13:51and you
00:13:52were the
00:13:52president.
00:13:52Oh,
00:13:53it's my
00:13:53fault now,
00:13:53is it?
00:13:54Either you
00:13:55or this is
00:13:55the Chinese
00:13:56year of
00:13:56the dodo.
00:13:58Wait a
00:13:59minute.
00:14:00You can't
00:14:00lay all the
00:14:01blame at
00:14:01Derek's
00:14:02door.
00:14:02I know
00:14:03it's
00:14:03tempting.
00:14:05So why
00:14:06is it
00:14:06whenever we've
00:14:06got something
00:14:07good going,
00:14:08anything that
00:14:08remotely resembles
00:14:09a future,
00:14:10he norses
00:14:11it up?
00:14:12That's just
00:14:12the way he
00:14:13is.
00:14:13Thank
00:14:14you.
00:14:17And it's
00:14:18unfair of you
00:14:18to blame
00:14:19Rodney for
00:14:19all of this.
00:14:20After all,
00:14:21he is your
00:14:21brother.
00:14:22Yes,
00:14:23and just
00:14:23like a
00:14:24brother,
00:14:24he's let
00:14:24me down
00:14:24all his
00:14:25life.
00:14:28Oh,
00:14:28is that
00:14:28right?
00:14:29Well,
00:14:30if I've
00:14:30always been
00:14:30such a
00:14:31letdown,
00:14:32why did
00:14:32you insist
00:14:33on having
00:14:33me around?
00:14:34To keep
00:14:35my promise
00:14:35to mum.
00:14:37And you
00:14:37never know
00:14:38when you
00:14:38might need
00:14:38some bone
00:14:39marrow.
00:14:39her?
00:14:45Cassandra,
00:14:46answer that
00:14:46phone,
00:14:46will you
00:14:46please?
00:14:47Yes,
00:14:48sir.
00:14:48Straight
00:14:48away,
00:14:49sir.
00:14:49Don't
00:14:49worry,
00:14:50this time
00:14:50next year
00:14:51we're going
00:14:51to be
00:14:51millionaires.
00:14:52This time
00:14:53last week
00:14:53we're a
00:14:54millionaire.
00:14:54I'm sorry,
00:14:57I can't
00:14:57hear you
00:14:58very well.
00:14:58Well,
00:14:59go in the
00:14:59kitchen then.
00:15:01Don't worry,
00:15:01don't worry,
00:15:02look,
00:15:02I've worked
00:15:02it all
00:15:03out,
00:15:03I'm serious.
00:15:05I've worked
00:15:05out a way
00:15:05in which we
00:15:06can make
00:15:06a hundred
00:15:07thousand
00:15:07pounds.
00:15:08Now,
00:15:09invest that
00:15:09wisely.
00:15:10Invest that
00:15:11wisely.
00:15:12Invest it
00:15:13wisely and
00:15:13before you
00:15:14know where
00:15:14you are,
00:15:14you and
00:15:15I can
00:15:15buy a
00:15:15nice
00:15:15little
00:15:16gaff
00:15:16each.
00:15:17All right.
00:15:18Go on
00:15:18then.
00:15:20Watch the
00:15:20plan.
00:15:21Well,
00:15:21I wasn't
00:15:21going to say
00:15:22nothing like
00:15:22you know,
00:15:22but well,
00:15:23okay,
00:15:24you ready?
00:15:25I'm going
00:15:26to apply to
00:15:27go on that
00:15:27new game
00:15:28show,
00:15:28The Gold
00:15:29Rush.
00:15:34Did I
00:15:35say something
00:15:35amusing?
00:15:37Derek,
00:15:38last night
00:15:38one of the
00:15:39questions was
00:15:39who introduced
00:15:40the potato
00:15:41to England
00:15:41and you
00:15:42said
00:15:42King
00:15:42Edward.
00:15:47I didn't
00:15:48hear the
00:15:48question
00:15:48properly.
00:15:49if you
00:15:52want to
00:15:52appear on
00:15:53the
00:15:53telly,
00:15:53why don't
00:15:53I try
00:15:53for
00:15:54something
00:15:54more
00:15:54simple,
00:15:55like
00:15:55go on
00:15:56Stars in
00:15:56Their
00:15:56Eyes as
00:15:57Barry White.
00:15:59Del,
00:16:00Del,
00:16:01it's
00:16:02Elsie
00:16:02Partridge's
00:16:03son.
00:16:04What's he
00:16:04want?
00:16:05It's
00:16:05Uncle
00:16:05Albert.
00:16:06I'm
00:16:07sorry.
00:16:10I'm
00:16:10so
00:16:10sorry.
00:16:19Right.
00:16:47Ready?
00:16:48Chuck
00:16:49on the
00:16:49roof.
00:16:50Best
00:16:50leave it
00:16:51till the
00:16:51hearse
00:16:51arrives.
00:16:52Yeah.
00:16:54I like
00:16:54them.
00:17:00We're
00:17:01Albert's
00:17:02nephews,
00:17:03Derek and
00:17:04Rodney
00:17:05Trotter from
00:17:06Peckham.
00:17:06Hello,
00:17:07I'm
00:17:07Marion.
00:17:08I did a
00:17:08bit of
00:17:08cleaning
00:17:08for
00:17:09Albert.
00:17:10Lovely
00:17:11old
00:17:11man.
00:17:13Went
00:17:14on a
00:17:14bit.
00:17:14Excuse
00:17:18me.
00:17:18Excuse
00:17:18me.
00:17:19This is
00:17:20the
00:17:21soldier.
00:17:21That's
00:17:22Rodney's
00:17:22wife.
00:17:23This is
00:17:24Damien.
00:17:24This is
00:17:25my son.
00:17:26This is
00:17:26Raquel.
00:17:27She's my
00:17:28significant
00:17:28other.
00:17:30I'll
00:17:30ask you
00:17:30to meet
00:17:30you all.
00:17:31Please,
00:17:32come on
00:17:32in and
00:17:32have a
00:17:32drink.
00:17:33Thank
00:17:33you.
00:17:38Thank
00:17:38you.
00:17:39Thank
00:17:39you.
00:17:39Thank
00:17:39you.
00:17:39Thank
00:17:41you.
00:17:41Thank
00:17:41you.
00:17:41Thank
00:17:42you.
00:17:43Thank
00:17:43you.
00:17:43Thank
00:17:43you.
00:17:43Thank
00:17:43you.
00:17:43Thank
00:17:44Damien
00:17:48put it
00:17:48back.
00:17:53I
00:17:53feel
00:17:53bad,
00:17:54you
00:17:54know,
00:17:55about
00:17:55leaving
00:17:55him
00:17:56here
00:17:56on
00:17:56his
00:17:56own
00:17:56while
00:17:57we
00:17:57was
00:17:57all
00:17:57off
00:17:57globetrotting.
00:17:59He
00:17:59wasn't
00:17:59on
00:17:59his
00:17:59own,
00:18:00he
00:18:00was
00:18:00with
00:18:00Elsie.
00:18:01Yeah,
00:18:01but Elsie
00:18:02was in
00:18:02that rest
00:18:02home,
00:18:03weren't
00:18:03she,
00:18:03for the
00:18:03last
00:18:03six
00:18:04months.
00:18:04But
00:18:04he
00:18:05had
00:18:05all
00:18:05her
00:18:05family
00:18:05around
00:18:06him.
00:18:06Yeah,
00:18:07he
00:18:07was
00:18:07having
00:18:07a
00:18:07good
00:18:08time.
00:18:09Yeah,
00:18:10just
00:18:10that
00:18:11I
00:18:11wish
00:18:11that
00:18:11we'd
00:18:12taken
00:18:12him
00:18:13with
00:18:13us
00:18:13when
00:18:13we
00:18:13went
00:18:14to
00:18:14Barbados
00:18:14and
00:18:15all
00:18:15them
00:18:15other
00:18:15places.
00:18:16Well,
00:18:16we did
00:18:16ask,
00:18:18but if
00:18:18you remember,
00:18:19the ancient
00:18:20mariner,
00:18:21who'd been
00:18:21round the
00:18:21world more
00:18:22times than
00:18:22a Russian
00:18:22satellite,
00:18:24never
00:18:25had a
00:18:25passport.
00:18:27Could you
00:18:28admit,
00:18:28we didn't
00:18:28find that
00:18:29out.
00:18:29Our
00:18:29work
00:18:30would have
00:18:30been
00:18:30in
00:18:30right
00:18:30trouble.
00:18:31Hey,
00:18:41Rodney.
00:18:42Yeah?
00:18:44The
00:18:45old sod.
00:18:46Only had
00:18:46his own
00:18:47monogrammed
00:18:48brandy glass,
00:18:49didn't he?
00:18:49Yeah,
00:18:49he loved
00:18:50his
00:18:50cognac,
00:18:50didn't
00:18:50he?
00:18:51Just
00:18:52to keep
00:18:52the
00:18:52old
00:18:53coals
00:18:53at bay,
00:18:54eh?
00:18:54Remember?
00:18:55Oh,
00:18:56pardon me,
00:18:56I'm
00:18:57Roland.
00:18:57I was
00:18:57married
00:18:57to
00:18:58Albert's
00:18:58niece,
00:18:58Eileen.
00:18:59Sister,
00:19:00my brother,
00:19:00Rodney.
00:19:01Rodney?
00:19:01Yeah.
00:19:02And Cassandra,
00:19:03come and say
00:19:03hello.
00:19:04This is Cassandra,
00:19:05Rodney's wife.
00:19:06Hello.
00:19:07And Daniel,
00:19:08it's my son,
00:19:08Daniel.
00:19:09Daniel,
00:19:10and this is...
00:19:11Raquel,
00:19:12and this is Derek,
00:19:13my significant
00:19:14other.
00:19:17Nice to
00:19:18meet you all.
00:19:19Well,
00:19:20I suppose we'll
00:19:20all miss him
00:19:21in our way,
00:19:22eh?
00:19:22Yeah,
00:19:23you're missing
00:19:24him already.
00:19:25I'll tell you
00:19:26one thing we
00:19:27won't miss,
00:19:27though.
00:19:28All those
00:19:28bloody
00:19:29wartime
00:19:29sagas.
00:19:34Actually,
00:19:35Roland,
00:19:36we used to
00:19:36love hearing
00:19:37about his
00:19:37past.
00:19:38That's right.
00:19:39Go on,
00:19:40get enough
00:19:40of it.
00:19:41Yeah,
00:19:41but he did
00:19:42go on,
00:19:42though,
00:19:42didn't he?
00:19:43He never
00:19:44bloody
00:19:45stopped.
00:19:47Yeah,
00:19:47well,
00:19:48you'd have to
00:19:48blame me
00:19:49for that
00:19:49one,
00:19:50Roland.
00:19:51You see,
00:19:51I used to
00:19:52love them
00:19:52stories.
00:19:53I loved
00:19:54them so
00:19:54much that
00:19:55when he
00:19:55got to
00:19:55the point
00:19:56and said
00:19:56and then
00:19:56Germany
00:19:57surrendered,
00:19:58I'd say,
00:19:58tell us
00:19:59about the
00:19:59day that
00:20:00war was
00:20:00declared,
00:20:01and he'd
00:20:01start all
00:20:01over again
00:20:02and go
00:20:03right the
00:20:03way through
00:20:03it.
00:20:04We'd stay
00:20:04up all
00:20:04night
00:20:04sometimes,
00:20:05wouldn't we?
00:20:06Yeah,
00:20:06well,
00:20:07more fool you,
00:20:07Derek.
00:20:08I used to
00:20:08just tell him
00:20:08straight.
00:20:09I'd say,
00:20:09oi,
00:20:10knock off the
00:20:10John Wayne
00:20:11stuff to hear
00:20:11you go on.
00:20:12You'd think
00:20:12you'd won the
00:20:13war all by
00:20:13yourself.
00:20:13Yeah,
00:20:15well,
00:20:15in many
00:20:15ways,
00:20:16that's
00:20:16true,
00:20:16because
00:20:17everyone
00:20:17involved
00:20:17was
00:20:18fighting
00:20:18their
00:20:18own
00:20:18individual
00:20:19war,
00:20:19weren't
00:20:19they?
00:20:21Yeah,
00:20:21yes.
00:20:22You've
00:20:22got to
00:20:22remember
00:20:22that a lot
00:20:23of blokes
00:20:24lost their
00:20:24lives for
00:20:25our
00:20:26liberty,
00:20:26just so
00:20:27that 50
00:20:27years later,
00:20:28prats like
00:20:29you would
00:20:30have the
00:20:30freedom to
00:20:31knock them.
00:20:31All right?
00:20:32All right?
00:20:33Take it
00:20:33easy,
00:20:34Del.
00:20:34I'll tell
00:20:35you what,
00:20:35Roland,
00:20:35have they
00:20:35got a
00:20:36garden here?
00:20:37Because I
00:20:37think you
00:20:38and I
00:20:38ought to
00:20:38go outside
00:20:39and have
00:20:39a more
00:20:40detailed
00:20:40chat.
00:20:41That's
00:20:42enough.
00:20:42Go on,
00:20:43Dad,
00:20:43take it.
00:20:45Hold on,
00:20:46I didn't
00:20:47mean to
00:20:47upset
00:20:47anybody.
00:20:48Calm down.
00:20:49All right?
00:20:50The curse
00:20:50is on
00:20:51its way.
00:20:53I'll go
00:20:53and get
00:20:53a roof,
00:20:54okay?
00:20:54So you
00:20:55just...
00:20:55All right,
00:20:55Roddy,
00:20:56all right.
00:21:03Have
00:21:04you calmed
00:21:05down?
00:21:06Yes,
00:21:07yes,
00:21:07all right,
00:21:07it's all
00:21:08right,
00:21:08sweetheart.
00:21:10I'll tell
00:21:11you another
00:21:11thing.
00:21:13None of
00:21:13the others
00:21:14have bothered
00:21:14to turn
00:21:15up,
00:21:15have they,
00:21:15eh?
00:21:16Boy,
00:21:16see,
00:21:16Marlene
00:21:17Denzel
00:21:17trigger that
00:21:18lot.
00:21:18Oh,
00:21:19don't worry,
00:21:19Del boy,
00:21:19we'll be
00:21:20there,
00:21:20you know,
00:21:21pay our
00:21:21last respects.
00:21:22Well,
00:21:22where are
00:21:23they?
00:21:24You would have
00:21:25thought Sid
00:21:25would have
00:21:26put in an
00:21:26appearance.
00:21:27I mean,
00:21:27he was
00:21:27in the
00:21:28war.
00:21:29Oh,
00:21:29he's in
00:21:29that pub,
00:21:30isn't he,
00:21:30making too
00:21:31much money.
00:21:32Well,
00:21:33maybe they
00:21:33have problems.
00:21:34It is a
00:21:35bit of a
00:21:35journey.
00:21:36I'll tell
00:21:36you what,
00:21:36good old
00:21:37Mike would
00:21:37have made
00:21:38more of an
00:21:39effort to
00:21:39get here
00:21:39and he's
00:21:40in the
00:21:40nick.
00:21:41Come on,
00:21:41you,
00:21:41outside.
00:21:43Oh,
00:21:43I'm sorry,
00:21:50again,
00:21:51I really
00:21:51didn't mean
00:21:52to offend
00:21:52anybody.
00:21:53It's OK,
00:21:53his emotions
00:21:54running a bit
00:21:55high,
00:21:55that's all.
00:21:56Yeah,
00:21:56I bet
00:21:57old Bunny's
00:21:57up there
00:21:58having a
00:21:58right laugh,
00:21:59at a say.
00:21:59I bet
00:22:00he is.
00:22:03Bunny?
00:22:04Yeah,
00:22:05Halbert.
00:22:06Why'd you
00:22:06call him
00:22:07Bunny?
00:22:07Well,
00:22:08that's what
00:22:08they called
00:22:08him in the
00:22:08RAF,
00:22:09didn't they?
00:22:10Because his
00:22:10surname was
00:22:10Warren.
00:22:29That's a bit
00:22:30fireball.
00:22:32Hmm.
00:22:35We're at
00:22:45the wrong
00:22:46funeral.
00:22:50Yes.
00:22:50Yes.
00:22:50Yes.
00:22:52Yes.
00:22:57No.
00:23:15No.
00:23:16No.
00:23:16No.
00:23:17No.
00:23:19Gentlemen, you have my deepest sympathy for your loss, but I must bring you back to the matter in hand.
00:23:44Are there any mitigating circumstances you'd like me to inform the court on?
00:23:51Oh, yes. You must remember to tell them that we were slaves to detail, weren't we, Rodney?
00:23:56Absolutely.
00:23:57We made certain that we always got our cheques off to the Inland Revenue on time.
00:24:01Always.
00:24:03Be upstanding.
00:24:06The Inland Revenue versus Trotters' Independent Traders.
00:24:11Fair dues, they bounced, but they was always on the way.
00:24:14I can't believe it. Where did you get all this crap from?
00:24:27Oh, I thought they were going to bang you up.
00:24:29Well, you was wrong, weren't you, rat boy?
00:24:32It was on the right of all responsibility.
00:24:34So you both got off?
00:24:35Not quite.
00:24:38You sit down, I'll get you a cup of tea.
00:24:40No, no, I need something stronger than tea, Raquel.
00:24:42What happened, Dad?
00:24:44The court declared me bankrupt.
00:24:46Does that mean you're going to prison?
00:24:47No.
00:24:48Well, not yet.
00:24:50Why does he keep going on about prison?
00:24:52No, all his mates' dads are doing time. He feels left out.
00:24:54Amy, I'll go to your wheel and tidy it.
00:24:57I did it this morning.
00:24:58Well, go and tidy it again.
00:25:01So, what exactly does it mean?
00:25:04It means that the Inland Revenue give you a year to pay off your debt.
00:25:09Then they come in and take all your goods.
00:25:11Well, anything of any value.
00:25:13So it won't affect us, then.
00:25:14We have got something of value, Raquel.
00:25:18You're sitting in it.
00:25:19This flat, it's our home.
00:25:21They'll steal the roof from over our heads.
00:25:23Oi, you take it from me.
00:25:25That is not going to happen, Derek.
00:25:27Well, have you got an idea then, Rodney?
00:25:29No, I mean, you've had it on the market for five years
00:25:31and no-one's even looked at it.
00:25:33That's because I had it up for its true value.
00:25:36They'll come along and auction it for a third of its price.
00:25:39So what are we going to do, Linda?
00:25:41Suppose you could always look for a job.
00:25:44Trigger said they're recruiting down at his depot.
00:25:50The pay's not too bad, either.
00:25:51I know it's only road sweeping, but...
00:25:54She's right, Dale.
00:25:58Yeah, I suppose so.
00:26:00I'll help you fill in your application form, if you like.
00:26:04Me?
00:26:05You can't expect Dale to go out sweeping the roads.
00:26:09Not at his age.
00:26:11I was talking about you.
00:26:13Me?
00:26:13Oh, come on.
00:26:14Can you honestly see Rodney pushing a broom around?
00:26:17It's all right.
00:26:18They give training.
00:26:21So, how much do you actually owe the taxman?
00:26:2548,750.
00:26:28For...
00:26:29What?
00:26:3048,754.
00:26:33For...
00:26:33Plus interest.
00:26:35Oh, well.
00:26:37Never really liked this place, anyway.
00:26:38I thought you've done now.
00:26:43You've upset her, haven't you?
00:26:45What, by adding four quid?
00:26:48No, it was dopey there, talking about interest.
00:26:51It's got her all worried.
00:26:52Oh, I don't want to talk to you anymore.
00:26:54Good.
00:26:54I'm going to have a shower.
00:26:56Yeah, well, don't use all the hot water.
00:27:00It's all right, sweetheart.
00:27:02Now, come on.
00:27:03We'll soon be back on our feet again.
00:27:05How?
00:27:06You owe nearly 49,000 pounds, plus interest.
00:27:10Yeah, it's not a very good start, I must admit.
00:27:13Oh, let me do that.
00:27:14Let me do that.
00:27:15Go on, you get some plates out.
00:27:18Anyway, it's going to be all right.
00:27:19I've worked it all out.
00:27:20I'm a trader, aren't I, eh?
00:27:21I've been trading all my life, since I was 12.
00:27:24I could sell rice to the Chinese.
00:27:26Yeah, so I'm going to go back to trading.
00:27:29I'm going to work for a little local firm.
00:27:31Yeah?
00:27:32Like who?
00:27:32It's called Trotters Independent Traders.
00:27:35What are you talking about?
00:27:37The firm's been liquidised.
00:27:38Or liquidated, or whatever the stupid word is.
00:27:41No, no, no.
00:27:42The firm can go on trading.
00:27:44It's just that I've been disqualified from running it.
00:27:46That doesn't mean to say that I can't work for it.
00:27:49All we need is a new managing director.
00:27:52Oh, God.
00:27:53I actually got excited, then.
00:27:55Derek, who is going to be stupid enough to take over Trotters Independent Traders?
00:28:05Right, Rodgers, there you go.
00:28:06Get it down, you're Nick.
00:28:07Oh, cheers, mate.
00:28:09Well, I don't know what we're going to do, Rodney, do you?
00:28:11No, me neither.
00:28:13I mean, here I am, disqualified from running me own company.
00:28:17If I take out a loan, the tax man will nick me.
00:28:20If I work in cash, the customs and excise will nick me.
00:28:24My credit rating is so low, I can't even pay with money.
00:28:27If only there was some way in which we could carry on trading.
00:28:36Yeah.
00:28:36No, it's no use you trying to cheer me up, Rodney.
00:28:43No, I'm afraid the company's finished.
00:28:45It's gone.
00:28:45Trotters Independent Traders is no more.
00:28:48It's kaput.
00:28:50It's dead.
00:28:51Dead as the emu.
00:28:53Well, that's not strictly true, is it?
00:28:59I mean, the company can still operate.
00:29:02It's just that I'm banned from running it.
00:29:06Oh, no.
00:29:06If only there was someone out there, Rodney, who could take over the firm.
00:29:16Someone young and enthusiastic.
00:29:19Someone full of enthusiasm and ideas.
00:29:22Eh?
00:29:23I wonder who.
00:29:31Young and energetic, with ideas and enthusiasm.
00:29:36Hang on a minute.
00:29:40You've thought of someone, Rodney.
00:29:43Oh, no.
00:29:43He emigrated, didn't he?
00:29:48Emigrated, didn't he?
00:29:49That's a wobbly.
00:29:51Honestly, I can't believe him all the time.
00:29:55It might be one person, Dill.
00:29:58Whom?
00:30:00Me.
00:30:01You, how do you mean, Rodney?
00:30:08Look, look, right, you've been made bankrupt, right?
00:30:12And are therefore not allowed to run a company, right?
00:30:15I haven't.
00:30:18No, you've got me all confused, man.
00:30:20Let me explain in simple terms, right?
00:30:26Legally, there is nothing to stop me taking over Trotter's independent traders.
00:30:32Well, let me see if I've got this right.
00:30:34What you're saying is that you could run the firm.
00:30:39By George, I think he's got it.
00:30:41That's a brilliant idea, Rodney.
00:30:43Argent, competent, as they say in games.
00:30:46Yeah.
00:30:47Well, tell you what we'll do.
00:30:48We'll go down and see our lawyer tomorrow,
00:30:50go straight round the company's house,
00:30:51and make you the new managing director.
00:30:54Rodney Trotter.
00:30:55Hey, Raquel, guess what?
00:30:57Rodney has only come up with a brilliant idea to save the family.
00:30:59He's going to be the new managing director of Trotter's independent traders.
00:31:04I'm going to be in charge of sales, purchasing and finance, so...
00:31:07Congratulations, Rodney.
00:31:10I was surprised you didn't think of that, Dale.
00:31:12Yeah, no, it's just what I was thinking.
00:31:14Ah!
00:31:17Damien, go away from that keyhole.
00:31:24He's a lad, isn't he, eh?
00:31:29The world's full of surprises, isn't he?
00:31:32Look at that.
00:31:33Mickey Pierce has learnt to read.
00:31:36Trotter's independent traders,
00:31:39now under new management,
00:31:41managing director, Rodney Trotter.
00:31:44You seen this?
00:31:46Rodney Trotter's a managing director.
00:31:48Yeah, Cliff Richards on 40 silk cut a day.
00:31:53No, no, it's true. Have a look.
00:31:56Consultancy and party planning.
00:31:58Yeah, do you remember their last two?
00:32:01Depressing, wasn't it?
00:32:02That was Albert's funeral.
00:32:04No, I'm talking about Rodney's wedding.
00:32:08I'm going to give him a call.
00:32:10Wind him right up.
00:32:11Oh, leave him alone.
00:32:12He's doing his best.
00:32:14Yeah, and they've just suffered a setback,
00:32:15losing all the money and Dale being made bankrupt.
00:32:18Yeah, don't you think it'll be a rather insensitive act
00:32:20on your partner, Keane?
00:32:22Yeah, I suppose you're right.
00:32:23Yeah, I'll use my phone.
00:32:25We're going out in a minute to celebrate Daddy's new job
00:32:34with Uncle Rodney.
00:32:35Get yourself ready and go over to Wesley's flat.
00:32:37We'll come and collect you later.
00:32:39Yeah, yeah, don't force me, bitch.
00:32:41We're going to some hungry.
00:32:43Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:32:45You don't stop listening to that gangster rat.
00:32:47I'm going to give you a rat right round your lugh hole now.
00:32:49Go on, go and get yourself ready.
00:32:50Go on, off you go.
00:32:50Hi, honky.
00:32:53Rat boy.
00:32:54Honky, honky, honky.
00:32:54Where are you, kiddo?
00:32:59You ready, Rodney?
00:33:00I'm waiting for Cassandra.
00:33:02It's just getting...
00:33:03Come on, hurry up, darling.
00:33:05Dressed.
00:33:12Very nice.
00:33:13I don't believe you did that.
00:33:17Bloody hell, we're not even going out with you.
00:33:19Why not?
00:33:19Because we're going out on our own.
00:33:22Cassandra suggested it.
00:33:24I think me becoming managing director has made a difference.
00:33:27What do I say?
00:33:28That power is an aphrodisiac, don't they?
00:33:30Yeah, well, I must say, she's bubbling.
00:33:32Yeah, well, I'm taking her out to a club.
00:33:39See, first thing we did when we met was dance.
00:33:42So I thought, you know, it might rekindle those old memories.
00:33:45Now you want to take her out to dinner.
00:33:47There's a nice new place open down Jomo Kenyatta Grove.
00:33:51Do you know what I mean?
00:33:52No, no, you don't understand, see, because dancing is the human form of the mating ritual, isn't it?
00:33:58Yeah, I know.
00:33:58I know, that is if you are a good dancer.
00:34:02I'm a good dancer.
00:34:04You're not.
00:34:04You're not a good dancer.
00:34:06I saw you dancing in that disco in Monte Carlo.
00:34:10You look like Billy Elliot with worms.
00:34:14Mind you, if what I've seen in there is anything to go by, you're on a winner tonight.
00:34:20Look, will you stop talking about my wife and earn it?
00:34:23Really?
00:34:23Really normal.
00:34:27G-string is more like dental floss.
00:34:40Evening, Dill.
00:34:41Oh, hello, trick.
00:34:42Come in.
00:34:43Just go and jolly Raquel up.
00:34:45Raquel, will you hurry up?
00:34:46I'll have to have another shave in a minute.
00:34:51All right, Dave?
00:34:56Yes, I'm fine.
00:34:57Thank you, Trigger.
00:34:57So, um, what are you doing, Hittrick?
00:35:14Well, Dill said he'd give me a lift to the pub.
00:35:16Oh, all right.
00:35:20But you live closer to the pub than us.
00:35:24I know.
00:35:24In fact, you have to walk past the pub to get to this pub.
00:35:31Yeah, but Dill said he'd give me a lift.
00:35:37All right.
00:35:52You put a bit of music on, Dave.
00:35:54Yes.
00:35:59Mozart's Symphony No. 38 in D Major.
00:36:02I find it helps me unwind, you know.
00:36:05Eases my executive stress.
00:36:12Ain't there no words to this, Dave?
00:36:16No, it's no words, Trigg, no.
00:36:18Sort of instrumental.
00:36:20Raquel, I'm giving you two minutes.
00:36:24I'm going on my own.
00:36:26God, dear.
00:36:29What's this?
00:36:30It's Mozart's Symphony No. 38 in D Major.
00:36:37It's the karaoke version.
00:36:38Cassandra, answer that phone, will you please?
00:36:49Yes, sir.
00:36:49I'll organise your bloody appointment book for you in a minute.
00:36:52Trotters Independent Traders, how may I help you?
00:36:55That is one moody mare, that is, isn't it?
00:36:58Can you blame her?
00:37:00You're treating her like she's your personal secretary, and you've just had a butcher's at her drawers.
00:37:04The only reason that I like Cassandra to answer the phone is because she's got a nice voice.
00:37:09Anyway, if you two weren't so proud, you and her could be living in her mum and dad's house.
00:37:14God, we've been through all this before.
00:37:17We're happy here.
00:37:19Well, we're here anyway.
00:37:21I'm running the firm now.
00:37:23Cassandra's applied for her old job back at the bank, so eventually...
00:37:26So, eventually, we might have enough money to get our own place.
00:37:30I don't know who it is.
00:37:32Sounds foreign.
00:37:32Says he wants to speak to the boss.
00:37:34All right.
00:37:35Oi, oi, excuse me.
00:37:36I'm the boss now.
00:37:38I'm sorry.
00:37:38I keep forgetting.
00:37:40Bloody hell on you.
00:37:41It was lonely at the top.
00:37:42I didn't think it'd be this quick.
00:37:44I'll get you a bit of trick.
00:37:46Trotters Independent Traders, how may we help you?
00:37:49Good evening.
00:37:50I am wishing to speak with managing director.
00:37:53Yes, this is he.
00:37:55My name is Rodney Trotter.
00:37:56Sir, I'm the managing director.
00:37:58I am representative of Sultan of Brunei.
00:38:03Wow.
00:38:05You'll never guess he's on...
00:38:06You'll never guess he's on the phone.
00:38:08It's only the Sultan of Brunei.
00:38:10Yeah, right.
00:38:12My name is Asid Hassan.
00:38:15Well, it's very nice to speak with you, sir.
00:38:17There you go, trick.
00:38:18Who are you talking to?
00:38:19The Sultan of Brunei.
00:38:21Oh, yeah, right.
00:38:22Hey, come on, you.
00:38:23And how may I be of assistance, sir?
00:38:25You have advertisement in newspaper.
00:38:28And His Highness, he would like to talk with you.
00:38:31Yo.
00:38:32See, my effort.
00:38:33Oh, yeah.
00:38:34Sultan of Brunei reads the peck-a-meck-o, does he?
00:38:38What a Moby.
00:38:39If you get me another brush, I can do your other hand for you.
00:38:46Go away.
00:38:49His Highness, he would like you to fly to Brunei and be his consultant.
00:38:54No problem.
00:38:56And what exactly would he like to consult with me about?
00:38:59Recently, His Highness bought a crappy old three-wheeled van.
00:39:04And he wants to know where I started on cold mornings.
00:39:07I had you going there, didn't I?
00:39:16No, I knew it was you all along.
00:39:19I was just winding you up.
00:39:22Don't shove it, will you?
00:39:23Just shove it.
00:39:25When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
00:39:28What's happened?
00:39:29Well, Dave's just had a big row with the Sultan of Brunei.
00:39:32Yeah, right.
00:39:37Ahem.
00:39:51To the future.
00:39:54Yeah, the future.
00:39:55Cass, I'd like this to try for a baby.
00:40:04Rodney, some restaurants don't like that sort of thing.
00:40:08No, I think we're in an ear on the tongue.
00:40:11In the future.
00:40:13Soon.
00:40:15We weren't very successful at it last time, were we?
00:40:18It'll be different next time.
00:40:19Take it from me, I'll know about these things.
00:40:21And what about, you know, the way things are?
00:40:27Yeah, well, I'm glad you brought that up.
00:40:29Recently, I, uh, bought this magazine.
00:40:32I hate it when you buy those magazines.
00:40:35No, not that sort of magazine.
00:40:37We always end up making comparisons and that sort of thing.
00:40:39No, look, it is a man's magazine, but not that sort.
00:40:43I mean, it's serious.
00:40:45Well, there's a fellow writing in there who's an expert on marital problems.
00:40:48And he's developed this psychological healing process.
00:40:53I'd like us to try, Cass.
00:40:55You never know, do you?
00:40:58So, who is he?
00:40:59Well, he's American, West Coast.
00:41:01And he reckons that most couples' troubles stem from bygone days.
00:41:05You know, all them things in the past.
00:41:07Like the childish way you used to behave?
00:41:09Yeah, that's...
00:41:10That sort of thing, yeah.
00:41:14He calls that memory baggage.
00:41:16And how do we unload this memory baggage?
00:41:20We become different people.
00:41:22Different people?
00:41:23Yeah.
00:41:24I mean, we don't have to go to a plastic surgeon or nothing.
00:41:26It's simply remembering to forget.
00:41:30To forget who you were and become reborn.
00:41:34This clinic's called fantasy therapy.
00:41:36Wait a minute.
00:41:38Does this involve dressing up?
00:41:39Of course not.
00:41:41It's all based on a theory known as iconoclastic auto-suggestion.
00:41:46Sorry?
00:41:49It's the subconscious rejecting reality and something else.
00:41:54Basically, each person writes down their fantasy figure
00:41:59and then the other person, just for a little while, becomes that figure.
00:42:03And it doesn't involve dressing up?
00:42:05Absolutely not.
00:42:06No, it's all up here.
00:42:07See, we suspend reality
00:42:09and then we create our own little make-believe world.
00:42:14What do you think, Cass?
00:42:15Are you at least willing to give it a try?
00:42:17All right, then.
00:42:22Yeah?
00:42:24Well, no, that's good.
00:42:26That's very healthy.
00:42:28It does involve dressing up, doesn't it?
00:42:30Yes.
00:42:33It's OK.
00:42:34Let's go for it.
00:42:38Of course, me.
00:42:40Here we go.
00:42:41Right.
00:42:44You write down yours, OK?
00:42:46Then I'll write down an alley.
00:43:04I never watch the bill.
00:43:05I've got some on tape.
00:43:07Um, yeah, look, probably.
00:43:10Right.
00:43:12Your turn.
00:43:12I don't know you fancied him.
00:43:19Oh, yeah.
00:43:22Little bit.
00:43:24Bloody hell, Cass.
00:43:25How am I supposed to be in?
00:43:27Dunno.
00:43:28I don't care.
00:43:30Rodney, to hell with putting clothes on.
00:43:32Let's go home and take some off.
00:43:35Yeah.
00:43:36Yeah, right.
00:43:38Bill, please.
00:43:39Hurry it up.
00:43:58I thought you two had been in bed.
00:43:59Uh, yeah.
00:44:00We're just going.
00:44:01Good night.
00:44:01Oh, good night.
00:44:02Hey, you never guess who phoned for you earlier.
00:44:05Richard Branston.
00:44:05No, of course it wasn't.
00:44:09I'm going to kill that bloody Mickey Pierce.
00:44:11Oh, yeah, well, see you then.
00:44:14Yeah, see you.
00:44:15I couldn't sleep.
00:44:16No?
00:44:17No.
00:44:17Oh, well, night-night.
00:44:18Night-night.
00:44:19I was lying in bed there, you know, thinking about all the family, you know, about Mum and
00:44:26Uncle Albert.
00:44:27But, yeah, well, night then.
00:44:39Cool, that old bed, you know.
00:44:44If that bed could speak, it could half tell some tales, couldn't it?
00:44:47Yeah, old Grandad had his first fit in that bed.
00:44:56Of course, then there was Uncle Albert.
00:44:57Uncle Albert slept in that for years, didn't he?
00:45:00Do you remember him there?
00:45:02Snoring, tossing and turning and, you know, scratching his old beard.
00:45:10You know, a lot of history in that bed.
00:45:12Yeah, anyway, good night.
00:45:13Well, try and imagine what it's like.
00:45:19We're lying here in bed, and all we can hear is you watching the telly.
00:45:23Oh, mate, it's not just you.
00:45:25No, it's Raquel and Damien and all these friends and Trigger and anyone else who comes into the
00:45:30flat any time of the day or night.
00:45:33The flat's overcrowded, Dale.
00:45:35The flat's always been overcrowded.
00:45:38I mentioned it to the council once, and they said it was designed to be overcrowded.
00:45:43Cassie and I can't help thinking.
00:45:45If we can hear you, you can hear us.
00:45:50No, I never heard a sound from your room.
00:45:53Exactly.
00:45:55I think while we're at it, this ain't gonna solve anything.
00:45:59I know, I know.
00:46:01I just get so wound up sometimes.
00:46:03It's water.
00:46:07I know that.
00:46:08That's what I'm saying.
00:46:08You should have a proper drink.
00:46:13Years ago, I may have given in to that sort of temptation, but not now.
00:46:17I'm a different bloke now.
00:46:18Much stronger.
00:46:19I've got much more.
00:46:21Go on, in a small one.
00:46:23You know, it makes sense.
00:46:25Oi, darling.
00:46:26Let's have a couple of scotches, please.
00:46:28So, er, you know, how can I help?
00:46:32Go out, all of you.
00:46:35Just leave me and Cass on our own for once.
00:46:38Rodney, this must be your lucky day.
00:46:41I wasn't gonna say nothing, and I'm not yet, because it's, well, it's been a secret.
00:46:46But I'm taking Damien and Raquel out next Thursday.
00:46:51Really?
00:46:52That means you'll have the whole evening to your spot.
00:46:57Cheers, Dil.
00:46:58You are a diamond.
00:47:02At least give us a clue.
00:47:03Well, all I say is, this is a night that you will never forget.
00:47:08Other than that, I'm not saying anything.
00:47:10Just sit back in comfort and enjoy the evening.
00:47:13Oh, you know, what did Monkey Harris say?
00:47:16How do you mean?
00:47:17What do you mean, how do you mean?
00:47:18I asked you to phone Monkey, didn't I, and say yes.
00:47:21Oh, I forgot, Dil.
00:47:23Oh, I'm sorry, what, we're getting ready in it.
00:47:25Oh, was it important?
00:47:26Was it important?
00:47:27Just hang about a minute, driver.
00:47:29Of course it was important.
00:47:30He's had a consignment of those electronic personal organisers come in,
00:47:34and they're selling like crazy.
00:47:36He's got another 200, and I want to put my name on them before tomorrow,
00:47:40because they'll all be gone.
00:47:42Oh, Raquel, you've really let me down on this one.
00:47:45You dish a man, woman, you kind of simpatine.
00:47:54Shut up.
00:48:04Oh, God.
00:48:07Oh, God.
00:48:08Oh, hold on.
00:48:08Oh, God.
00:48:38She's not going up.
00:48:43We're being raided.
00:48:44And we're being raided.
00:48:50Oh, God.
00:48:53Oh, God.
00:48:57Oh, God.
00:49:03Oh, God.
00:49:04Travis.
00:49:34Travis.
00:50:04Travis.
00:50:06All right.
00:50:08Oh my God.
00:50:10Oh my God, it's you, Katandra.
00:50:12Oh my God, I thought you were a real police woman.
00:50:16You nearly gave me the connery out there.
00:50:18You said you was going out.
00:50:20Yeah, I went out.
00:50:22What are you doing here, then?
00:50:24I've come back.
00:50:26Why are you dressed like that?
00:50:28Like what?
00:50:30Like a couple of wallies.
00:50:32What, like this?
00:50:36Don't be naive, Derek.
00:50:38Can you believe him?
00:50:40Isn't it obvious?
00:50:42Well, it may be to some people, darling,
00:50:44but I'm not from the planet Dippy.
00:50:46Derek, Cassandra and I were simply...
00:50:50We're going to a fancy dress party.
00:50:52Yes.
00:50:54Oh, I see, right.
00:50:56Who are you supposed to be?
00:50:58That one from the bill.
00:51:00Oh, Reg Hollis.
00:51:02What's her name?
00:51:04I don't know.
00:51:06Well, whoever you are supposed to be, darling,
00:51:08you look very, very nice.
00:51:10You know.
00:51:12A little bit scary.
00:51:14But very nice.
00:51:16And, um...
00:51:24And you, brothers?
00:51:25What about you?
00:51:26What about me?
00:51:27Who are you supposed to be?
00:51:30Russell Crowe.
00:51:36Pardon?
00:51:39Russell Crowe.
00:51:41Russell Crowe?
00:51:43You look more like Spartacus with piles.
00:51:47Look, it's a simple fancy dress party.
00:51:50That's all.
00:51:51Oh.
00:51:52Bit early for a fancy dress party, isn't it?
00:51:53You know, half past five.
00:51:54Well, um...
00:51:55Yeah, well, yeah.
00:51:56Yeah, it is a bit early, yeah.
00:51:57That's cos it's, um...
00:51:58Oh, it's an early fancy dress party.
00:52:00My ex-boss at the bank invited us.
00:52:03He can't have late parties.
00:52:05People have to be up for work early in the morning.
00:52:07Oh, right, yeah.
00:52:08Well...
00:52:09Bit of a choker, isn't it, bruv?
00:52:11You were hoping for a bit of fun and games tonight.
00:52:15Yeah, well...
00:52:16Never mind.
00:52:17No.
00:52:18Bad luck, brother.
00:52:20Go on, then.
00:52:24Go on, then, what?
00:52:25Go on.
00:52:26Off you go.
00:52:27I'll lock up.
00:52:28Um...
00:52:29All right.
00:52:30We're...
00:52:31We're in no hurry.
00:52:32Oh, come on, Rodney.
00:52:33Look.
00:52:34Cassandra wants her old job back at the bank.
00:52:36What's it gonna look like if she turns up late for her boss's party?
00:52:39I mean, that won't go down very well, will it?
00:52:42Come on, you've gotta go and make a big impression.
00:52:44Here, look.
00:52:45You can borrow the old Capri.
00:52:48Right.
00:52:49Thanks, Del.
00:52:50No, no.
00:52:51Come on, come on.
00:52:52You're family.
00:52:53Go on, you two.
00:52:54Go off and have some fun.
00:52:59Just a second, Rodney.
00:53:00Here you go.
00:53:01I don't want you to get rusty.
00:53:03Come on, monkey.
00:53:05You've gotta be way by six. Hurry up.
00:53:06What in God's name are we going to do?
00:53:09I mean, people might see us.
00:53:12Well, there's nothing strange in a police woman walking on the estate.
00:53:15Well, what about me? I look like Ben and a Mac.
00:53:17Well, I've just said I've arrested you.
00:53:18For what?
00:53:19There must be a law against going around dressed like that.
00:53:21What?
00:53:22What?
00:53:23What?
00:53:24What?
00:53:25What?
00:53:26What?
00:53:27What?
00:53:28What?
00:53:29What?
00:53:30What?
00:53:31What?
00:53:32What?
00:53:33What?
00:53:34What?
00:53:35What?
00:53:36What?
00:53:37What?
00:53:38What?
00:53:39What?
00:53:40What?
00:53:41What?
00:53:42What?
00:53:43Oh, no.
00:53:44Hurry up, Dad.
00:53:45It's your house got another job to go to.
00:53:48Where?
00:53:49Where?
00:53:50Where?
00:53:51Where?
00:53:52Pervert.
00:53:53Now, go.
00:53:56Huh.
00:53:57Hurry up.
00:53:58Oh.
00:53:59Oh, God.
00:54:00You two are still here.
00:54:02Oh, thank God, I thought you'd gone.
00:54:03Now, listen, I know that you want to go to this fancy dress party.
00:54:04Oh, God. You two are still here.
00:54:06Oh, thank God. I thought you'd gone.
00:54:08Now, listen, I know that you want to go to this fancy dress party.
00:54:11I just remembered something.
00:54:12Look, I don't want to spoil your fun,
00:54:15but I was just wondering, would you mind if you didn't go?
00:54:18No, no trouble at all.
00:54:19Anything.
00:54:20Oh, right.
00:54:22Oh, listen.
00:54:24The thing is, Rodney, I'm expecting a very, very important phone call tonight.
00:54:27I want you to answer it.
00:54:29You're not going out this evening, are you?
00:54:32Absolutely not. No, don't worry.
00:54:33And we'll go to the bank's next party, won't we?
00:54:36Good, good for you.
00:54:37Brav, you're 42, I'll be back about midnight.
00:54:41Oh, and the Russell Crowe.
00:54:44Yeah.
00:54:46Like Daffy Duck.
00:54:47Welcome to another edition of the Creep Show that is taking the country by storm.
00:55:14Not this country, but we're big in Bosnia, and we're massive in Macedonia.
00:55:20This is the show where you can win anything from £1 to £100,000.
00:55:24This is the fastest game show on TV.
00:55:27This is Thursday.
00:55:27This is live.
00:55:28This is Jonathan Ross, and this is Gold Rush.
00:55:34Oh, Rodney.
00:55:35Oh, goodness.
00:55:38So let's start, as always, by meeting our three lucky contestants.
00:55:42Now, first up, we have Mike Wallace from Merseyside.
00:55:45Mike is a financial advisor, married with two horses, and his pastimes include golf, wheel
00:55:51ale, and dressage.
00:55:52I think I've seen dressage on the Olympics, Mike.
00:55:54It's like rodeo on Prozac, isn't it?
00:55:56That's Mike Wallace, ladies and gentlemen.
00:55:58Next up, we have Janice Scott from Nookie.
00:56:04Janice is married to Ian, and has a three-year-old daughter named Meryl.
00:56:08Her hobbies are rock climbing and amateur opera.
00:56:11Wow, and she's only three, Janice.
00:56:12That's really impressive.
00:56:14Come on, this is class.
00:56:18And finally, we have Derek Trotter from Peckham.
00:56:22Derek is a businessman who lives with Raquel, his significant other.
00:56:26He has an 11-year-old son named Damien, and his pastimes include fine wines, the theatre,
00:56:35and 16th century Italian Renaissance art.
00:56:40Here are our contestants, ladies and gentlemen.
00:56:48As always, we start with the timed round.
00:56:51So let's see who's got the fastest finger.
00:56:54Who's famous diary recorded the plague and the great fire of London?
00:57:04Mrs. Dales.
00:57:09Nice try, Dales, but I'm afraid that's not right.
00:57:12Your foes are now at the back of the queue.
00:57:15Janice.
00:57:16Edette, Bridgette Jones, Jonathan.
00:57:18I'm getting so close, Janice, but I'm doing fine.
00:57:23You go to the back.
00:57:24Del, you move up one place.
00:57:26Mike, get this right, and you'll be the first challenger on the Rainbow Road.
00:57:29And what's at the end of the rainbow?
00:57:32Oh!
00:57:32You can always, Jonathan, it's Adrian Mole.
00:57:43Oh, bad luck, Mike.
00:57:45It was Samuel Pepys.
00:57:47You go to the back of the queue now, everyone else moves forward one place,
00:57:50which means that Derek is going to be the first challenger on the Rainbow Road.
00:57:54Del, come and join me in the middle.
00:57:55Now, first things first, Del.
00:58:03Here's your pound.
00:58:04Whatever else happens, that's yours, and welcome to the BBC.
00:58:08Just make sure it ain't Irish, eh?
00:58:11Now, the rules are simple, which I think is probably just as well.
00:58:14You'll be given a series of questions,
00:58:16each one having a multiple choice of three possible answers.
00:58:20With each correct answer that you give,
00:58:21you move to another colour of the rainbow,
00:58:24and the prize money increases right the way up to the gold question,
00:58:28which is worth £100,000.
00:58:31Lovely jubbly.
00:58:33But you also have a number of options to help you on your way, okay?
00:58:37You have a shot in the dark,
00:58:39you have an SOS,
00:58:41or you can drop one.
00:58:44Come on, this is fast!
00:58:47Where do we get them?
00:58:48But we warned, Janice and Mike can play their aces at any time, Derek,
00:58:51and challenge you.
00:58:52So, if you're ready, let's play Gold Rush!
00:58:56Go ahead, man.
00:59:04You have 20 seconds left.
00:59:06Which is the highest-mounted in Africa?
00:59:09Kilimanjaro or Fuji?
00:59:11It's Kilimanjaro.
00:59:12Any idiot knows that.
00:59:13Well, I didn't.
00:59:16Thank you, anybody coming back from Ibiza with a duty-free brain cell knows it's Kilimanjaro,
00:59:22but this is Derek Trotter.
00:59:26I'm going to go with Kilimanjaro.
00:59:30Derek, that's the right answer!
00:59:31No, I thought it was, Jonathan,
00:59:39because I know that Fuji make cameras, don't they?
00:59:44Now, let's move up to the next colour
00:59:46and take a look at the £2,000 question.
00:59:49Great.
00:59:49Del, you're doing really well.
00:59:51Now, Janice has just challenged you.
00:59:52She got it wrong,
00:59:53and she has doubled your money to £10,000.
00:59:56The next question, the green question,
01:00:03is worth £25,000.
01:00:05You've still got, of course,
01:00:06your shot in the dark and SOS.
01:00:09Let's look at the question.
01:00:09Here it is.
01:00:10In which state was President Kennedy
01:00:12when he was assassinated in 1963?
01:00:15Well, he was in a terrible state, he thought.
01:00:23Just a little bit too quick there.
01:00:24Please let me give you the three possible answers.
01:00:26Was it Texas?
01:00:27Was it Florida?
01:00:29Or was it California?
01:00:34Sorry, Jonathan, no.
01:00:36I'm going to have to use my shot in the dark on this one.
01:00:39OK.
01:00:41I'll go for...
01:00:42Florida?
01:00:46No!
01:00:47No.
01:00:49I'm afraid Florida is wrong.
01:00:51It was Texas, but you played your shot in the dark,
01:00:55which means that you lose the money
01:00:56and you're frozen out of the game.
01:00:58OK, here's the penalty question.
01:01:00How many wheels does a reliant Robin have?
01:01:04This question is worth 50,000 pounds.
01:01:14Derek is correct.
01:01:15These lights will turn to gold
01:01:16and he'll be answering the 100,000 pound question.
01:01:19So if you're ready,
01:01:20for 50,000 pounds, here it is.
01:01:22Which classical guitarist wrote the opera,
01:01:25The Child and the Enchantment?
01:01:27Was it Ravel,
01:01:28Segovia,
01:01:29or Rodrigo?
01:01:32I think I know this one, Jonathan.
01:01:35I think it's, uh...
01:01:37Ravel?
01:01:40Or, I keep thinking, you know,
01:01:42it could be...
01:01:44Could it be...
01:01:46Then again,
01:01:50might be...
01:01:52Rodrigo?
01:01:53Well, Derek, you're right,
01:01:55it's definitely one of those three.
01:01:58Well, in that case, Jonathan,
01:02:00I'm going to have to use me old SOS,
01:02:02aren't I?
01:02:02Yeah, I think that's probably wise.
01:02:03Who would you like to be your saviour tonight, Derek?
01:02:05Uh, my brother, Rodney.
01:02:07OK, and where is Rodney right now?
01:02:09Uh, he's at home in a flat,
01:02:10you know,
01:02:10taking care of a bit of business.
01:02:12OK.
01:02:13Ooh!
01:02:13Ooh!
01:02:14Hi!
01:02:16No, no, no!
01:02:18But Del said he was expecting
01:02:20a very important call.
01:02:21Oh, bloody hell!
01:02:29Hello.
01:02:30Hello, is that Rodney?
01:02:32Yes.
01:02:33Hello, Rodney.
01:02:33This is Jonathan Ross
01:02:34at the Gold Rush studio.
01:02:36Oh, piss off, Mickey.
01:02:37I'll give you my chance, you know.
01:02:47Mickey Pierce
01:02:48pretending to be Jonathan Ross.
01:02:49Rodney, hello, it's Jonathan Ross.
01:02:51We need to help.
01:02:52Roddy.
01:02:55Rodney.
01:02:56No, it is Jonathan Ross.
01:02:59Oh, my God.
01:03:02Hi, Jonathan.
01:03:04How are you?
01:03:05I'm, I'm just fine.
01:03:07I've got Derek here,
01:03:08and he's on £25,000.
01:03:10You're kidding.
01:03:12No, I'm deadly serious,
01:03:13but he's got a problem
01:03:14with the £50,000 question,
01:03:16and he has chosen you
01:03:17as his saviour.
01:03:18So listen carefully.
01:03:19You'll have 20 seconds to answer.
01:03:22Now, listen, Rodney.
01:03:24Hold on, hold on.
01:03:25What's in this for me?
01:03:25What the hell?
01:03:28Make sure you get a drink.
01:03:32Which,
01:03:33which classical guitarist
01:03:35wrote the opera
01:03:36The Child Ending Enchantment?
01:03:39Was it
01:03:39Ravel,
01:03:42Sadovia,
01:03:43or Rodrigo?
01:03:46Ravel.
01:03:46How sure are you?
01:03:49100%, Derek.
01:03:50Good boy, Rodders.
01:03:53Take it away, Del.
01:03:56I know my classics.
01:03:58Um, yeah.
01:04:00I'll go with that.
01:04:00It's Ravel.
01:04:02Okay.
01:04:02You know, Derek,
01:04:03you don't have to take his answer.
01:04:04You know that, don't you?
01:04:05No, no, no, no,
01:04:07but he knows what he's talking about.
01:04:08It's Ravel.
01:04:09So you don't want to change your mind?
01:04:10No.
01:04:12Derek?
01:04:13That was the wrong answer.
01:04:16It was Segovia.
01:04:24What?
01:04:25No, no.
01:04:27No.
01:04:27Rodney said it was Ravel.
01:04:29Yeah, I know he did,
01:04:30but he was wrong.
01:04:31Bad luck, Del.
01:04:31Sorry.
01:04:32He's got two GCEs.
01:04:37Derek,
01:04:37you've used up all your options.
01:04:39You've lost all your money.
01:04:41I'm afraid you're frozen out of the game.
01:04:43Janice,
01:04:44join me on the Rainbow Road.
01:04:46Hi, Derek.
01:04:49Hello and welcome.
01:04:50You've got to close this now.
01:04:51Here's your pal.
01:04:52No one goes home to the space.
01:04:53You hand him.
01:04:54I'll get straight on with the first question.
01:04:56Which is?
01:05:00I was certain.
01:05:02I was so certain.
01:05:03It was Ravel.
01:05:05Rodney, you did your best.
01:05:06Yeah.
01:05:07Yeah, I did, didn't I?
01:05:08And Del was okay, wasn't he?
01:05:10Yeah.
01:05:11Till he kicked the podium over.
01:05:14No, no.
01:05:14I think that was just an accident.
01:05:16No.
01:05:17He kicked it,
01:05:18it fell over.
01:05:19Jonathan Ross had to pick it up.
01:05:20All right?
01:05:29Yeah, you?
01:05:31Where's Del?
01:05:32I haven't a clue, Rodney.
01:05:34At the end of the show, he disappeared.
01:05:36He just went off into the night
01:05:38and abandoned his child and his wife,
01:05:40his significant other,
01:05:42in an area of London we've never been in before.
01:05:45Oh, thank Christ.
01:05:47Thankfully, the studio paid for a cab home.
01:05:51I'm going to make a coffee.
01:05:53Raquel?
01:05:54Don't.
01:05:55We're friends.
01:05:57God.
01:05:58I don't know why my dad didn't use Trigger as his SOS.
01:06:01Because Trigger wouldn't have had a clue.
01:06:03Oh, yeah, and he was spot on, weren't he?
01:06:05What the hell happened to you?
01:06:17I went out.
01:06:19Oh, good.
01:06:21Long as I know.
01:06:29What?
01:06:31How's your evening been, Rodney?
01:06:33Not very good, to be honest.
01:06:38Bloody snap!
01:06:41Hell, I'm sorry.
01:06:43I could have sworn it was Ravel,
01:06:45and so could Cassandra, couldn't you?
01:06:46Yes, I could.
01:06:47Well, they're both a pair of dipsticks then, aren't you?
01:06:50Hey, you, you, you, you.
01:06:51You're never going to borrow my Capri ever again, you.
01:06:54Oh, right, with that bone marrow.
01:06:55Right, you forget it.
01:06:56I mean, to say, I mean, everyone knows that Ravel makes shoes.
01:07:08What?
01:07:10Shoes?
01:07:11Shoes.
01:07:12It was a trick question and you fell for it.
01:07:14Oh, right, yes.
01:07:18Sorry.
01:07:20Still, at least you won a pound.
01:07:22A pound, yeah, that wasn't even enough of a bus for our own, was it, eh?
01:07:26Anyway, I went out to some clubs after the show to drown my sorrows,
01:07:31and I was in this one particular club,
01:07:33and I was talking to this lap.
01:07:36Lap, lap, lap, laptop salesman.
01:07:40And, er, even he said it wasn't Ravel.
01:07:44Would you like a drink, darling?
01:07:45No.
01:07:45Okay, fine, there you are.
01:07:47Now, you've done, you're upset.
01:07:49You, don't you, do it.
01:07:50You stay here, and thank you a lot.
01:07:56You know, for the rest of my life,
01:07:58getting that question wrong in front of my family,
01:08:01my friends, well, the entire British nation,
01:08:05it's going to be the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me.
01:08:09Russell Crowe?
01:08:10Yeah.
01:08:14Or maybe not.
01:08:21Hello?
01:08:23Yes, he...
01:08:24Can I ask who's calling, please?
01:08:28Bill.
01:08:29Hmm?
01:08:29It's the producer of Gold Rush.
01:08:31He wants to talk to you.
01:08:32Oh, my, what's he want?
01:08:33I bet it's about that podium.
01:08:35I bet someone's damaged it now, haven't they?
01:08:37All right, I'll speak to him.
01:08:40Hello?
01:08:41Yes, this is Derek Trotter.
01:08:45What?
01:08:47No.
01:08:49No.
01:08:51He said there's been a mistake.
01:08:53It was Ravel.
01:08:54No.
01:08:55I knew I was right.
01:08:57Yeah, he said I could take the £50,000
01:08:59and go back on the show.
01:09:00Oh, yes!
01:09:03Oh, have a day off, will you, you lot?
01:09:09Who do you think this is?
01:09:11Hey?
01:09:12Look, you can hear the jukebox in the pub.
01:09:15Bloody Nicky Pit.
01:09:16I'm going to murder you.
01:09:17No, no, no.
01:09:17Get the back of the cube.
01:09:18Don't worry.
01:09:19Shh, shh.
01:09:20Yeah, I'll tell you what we would like you to do.
01:09:23Give all the money to charity.
01:09:26Yeah?
01:09:26And if you phone here once again,
01:09:28I'm going to come down there
01:09:29and kick your arse into Shreddy Duck.
01:09:32Goodbye.
01:09:34See?
01:09:35That's it.
01:09:37Jonathan?
01:09:38Yeah?
01:09:39You said give the £50,000 to charity.
01:09:43What a nice guy.
01:09:44Ha!
01:09:45Who do you people think we are, eh?
01:09:50We're the Trotters, and we're back.
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