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02:42Probably the best way to get a gage of Lloyd from Lloyd himself.
02:48Lloyd, what haven't you heard of?
02:51I was in a record shop outside of Newcastle and I selected a cassette of music and I
03:01couldn't distinguish the name of the band.
03:04Is that the band name at the top there maybe?
03:08I've looked it up.
03:09The band is a Belgian death metal group called Goat Vomit.
03:12Oh.
03:13Okay.
03:14Will, what have you brought in that Lloyd hasn't heard of?
03:18Well, it's an iconic Australian television character, this character right here.
03:23Lloyd.
03:24Do you know who that is?
03:27Lloyd, who's that?
03:28I don't know who that is.
03:29It is Humphrey Bee Bear, who was an iconic Australian children's TV entertainer.
03:33It was a bear that wore obviously a waist jacket but no pants and entertained children.
03:37But the good news was, never talked.
03:40We, we had a lot of children's entertainers in the UK that didn't wear pants and...
03:46I'd stay silent too if my behaviour was like that.
03:53That was at least 18.
04:06Jenny, what did you bring in that Lloyd hasn't heard of?
04:08Throughout this entire series, you know, like we know about Lloyd and Anne being married
04:13and Lloyd really loves Anne.
04:15And I know that Lloyd cares about Anne so much so I have brought him a manual.
04:20Oh, okay.
04:22Okay.
04:23If we take a look inside.
04:24Yeah.
04:25Yeah.
04:26Well, this one's about you being rugged and dreamy and how you can have that boyish charm
04:43for Anne and, you know, if we take a look at the next page, you know, is how to be a prince
04:50among men.
04:51And I also know that you have like a child so there's a page in there about really teaching
04:55the next generation how to, you know, move forward and model your behaviour so this is
05:00this is the final page.
05:01Oh.
05:10Could I raise one thing, Jenny?
05:12Um, they're not married.
05:15And that has really ruined Lloyd's surprise for the end of the show he told me about.
05:22Yeah, well, when I allocate points I might have to factor that in.
05:26Anne, what did you bring in that Lloyd hasn't heard of?
05:28I brought in...
05:31What?
05:33No, nothing nasty.
05:34Decent shorts.
05:41Because I can't remember which episode but earlier in the season we had a task that was
05:46bringing something that's seen the most shit.
05:48Yeah.
05:49And you brought his terrible house shorts.
05:51His house shorts that make me physically sick.
05:53Those, those shorts that you brought in on an earlier episode were my house shorts and they
05:59shouldn't be seen by anyone else.
06:02And I have like outside, you know I have outside shorts.
06:05So Josh, what did you bring in that Lloyd hasn't heard of?
06:10Oh yeah.
06:11Have you heard of, um, it's an Australian cartoon character, it's called Set It Straight Shirley?
06:15You wouldn't have, I made her up.
06:17Um, so this is her.
06:18I was worried there for a while too.
06:20And, um, what Shirley does is she like, um, she sets things straight.
06:26So what she's doing right now is she's pointing at just a chess piece holding a sword.
06:30And another one, and another one, and another one, and another one, and another one, and another one.
06:39And, um, the next thing that she, um, um, also, and now, um, what Set It Straight Shirley wants to point out
06:47is just some hidden camera footage that, um, one of the producers took of you saying that you like me.
06:53Just sort of check, I mean, it's not, I think he's just checking by my supporters, but it's all, it feels sort of.
07:00Is he worried about it or something?
07:02Oh, just, no, more just me checking on that girl, I suppose checking.
07:07Yeah, yeah.
07:08Um, yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, I obviously, I like Josh, but I'm just, it's just funnier to be made to.
07:15So.
07:16Anyway, that Set It Straight Shirley, she just sets things straight.
07:26She just sets things straight.
07:28That's all it is.
07:29All right, this is going to be a tricky one to score, because I'm guessing, Lloyd, you hadn't heard of all that.
07:34I wish I was a child in Australia.
07:36I mean, HB Bumble and Set It Straight Shirley.
07:42HB Bumble.
07:44So, I'm going to give Lloyd three points, because he definitely hadn't heard of goat vomit, and I'm going to place all the others around them.
07:50Right.
07:51So, I'm going to give Jenny one point, because, unfortunately, she got him a husband book and he's not married.
07:56Yeah.
07:57And then I'm going to give two points to Will, because he definitely hadn't heard of Humphrey Bee Bear, but it was just a little bit boring.
08:02I'm going to give four points to Josh for Set It Straight Shirley, which no one had heard of because he'd made it up, so definitely hadn't heard of that.
08:11And also, I kind of admire the way you made a task that was supposed to be all about Lloyd, all about you.
08:17But five points goes to Anne, because Lloyd definitely doesn't know a decent short side.
08:24Nah.
08:25Five points to Anne.
08:26Okay, Tom, let's set the stakes.
08:31We're ten eps in.
08:32What is the overall scoreboard looking like?
08:35Well, Anne and Lloyd are in the lead on 149 and 145, respectively.
08:40But it's tight enough elsewhere, the series is still very much up for grabs.
08:43Ooh.
08:44Okay.
08:45Captain Kelly.
08:46Well, what's first, Tom?
08:48You can have the day off, Taskmaster.
08:50Today, I will give myself a hiding.
08:52Hmm.
09:07What's happening here?
09:09No Tom.
09:10Tom go home, did he?
09:12Can't act it.
09:13I don't like it when he's not here.
09:15It always means that I'm going to have to do something with a lot of exercise.
09:19Okay.
09:25Uh, ooh, there's two times.
09:27Ooh.
09:28Take this second task to wherever you like on the Taskmaster retreat.
09:32You must not peep at the contents of this second task.
09:35Your time will not begin until you open it.
09:37You have seven minutes to find your spot.
09:39Your time starts now.
09:41So I don't know what the task is, but I have to find out where the best place to do the task will be.
09:47That's a fun game.
09:53Yeah.
09:54That's a fun game.
09:55Yeah.
09:56Let's see where they wandered to.
09:57Who are we looking at first?
09:59Well, in the spirit of this task, I'll leave that a mystery.
10:02I mean, in a way, it doesn't really matter where I go, because I don't know what the task is in the first place.
10:08Oh, I could go into the caravan, because there's a seat in there, and I could use a seat.
10:14I'm going to go in the bar.
10:17I feel like I might go to the balcony.
10:22Yeah.
10:23I hope it's not a game of hiding the seat where I'm supposed to be hiding.
10:27I do not know what this is going to be.
10:29So here we go.
10:30Let's find out.
10:31Avoid being papped by Tom's camera.
10:33Tom has already begun looking for you.
10:35The person who avoids being papped by Tom the longest wins.
10:39Your time starts now.
10:40Am I allowed to close this?
10:42Oh, the fridge is too small for me to smoke into.
10:53Do these shells move?
10:54Oh!
11:03I don't know where I'm running from.
11:07This is not the best place in the world to hide, honestly, from a camera.
11:12Do I want to move?
11:13That's the question, right?
11:14Like, oh, oh, oh, oh.
11:17Are you getting me?
11:18Damn it!
11:19I got you, Jenny.
11:21No!
11:24I feel despondent.
11:25There's a lot of effort to be rigged up with all this kit.
11:29And then be instantly papped.
11:31I mean, it would be hard to beat how badly I have done.
11:33Unless I was hiding, literally, in front of you.
11:37I'd like to go somewhere shady.
11:39Avoid being papped by Tom's camera.
11:43Tom has already begun looking for you.
11:45The person who avoids being papped by Tom the longest wins.
11:48Your time starts now.
11:56That was quite fast.
11:57I was in camouflage on the ground.
12:01Oh.
12:09So, you didn't really wander far, a lot of you there.
12:11I had thought back to the task at the dock when Tom was there.
12:16and I was worried about moving too far away from where the initial task was set.
12:21Okay.
12:22So I was just thinking, I'll just stick around here and see what happens.
12:25My theory was literally, I'll get on the balcony,
12:27because from the balcony I'll be able to see the best of what's going on,
12:30but didn't kind of think through, that could also work in reverse.
12:33What was your thinking, Jenny?
12:36I just wanted a good sit.
12:38So, Josh.
12:39Yeah.
12:40I have to admit, that was bad luck.
12:43No, I wanted to go somewhere shady, because there's a lot of people out there holding equipment.
12:47And I thought, if you're going to hold equipment, we may as well hold it in the shade.
12:50Then...
12:51Well, Tom Cashman was under some very shady cloth.
12:54Yeah.
12:55Should have maybe climbed under there.
12:57If I got under the cloth, then I probably could have held you down and stopped you being able to touch the camera,
13:02and we could have had a fun, sexy wrestle.
13:06But, no.
13:07Yeah, we all saw it.
13:10Alright, we need some scores.
13:12I papped Lloyd within 13 seconds.
13:15Jenny within 21 seconds.
13:17Will within 30 seconds.
13:19Josh within 2 seconds.
13:22Alright.
13:23Right, these four being horrible at hiding from Cashman, and me being an expert in it, means that during this break,
13:30I'll take them for a little masterclass.
13:32See you after this.
13:41Welcome back to the Taskmaster season finale, where five comedians are doing their best to win goat vomit's greatest hits.
13:48How are they going about it, Lissa Tom?
13:50The task is to pick a spot and then open a second task, and the second task is to avoid being photographed by me for as long as possible.
13:56So far, Lloyd has been bad at it, Jenny has been bad at it, Will has been bad at it, and Josh has been really bad at it.
14:03Okay.
14:04Well, the burning question, will somebody be good at it?
14:08It's all down to her.
14:09Here's Anne Edmonds.
14:10Well, I'm going inside.
14:11Bye-bye.
14:17A bit of behind the scenes here.
14:19I think I'll go in the makeup chair.
14:22Maybe I'll just touch up my makeup a bit.
14:25I might just join that in the middle.
14:27That looks good.
14:28I've got about a Marilyn mole there.
14:30That looks nice.
14:31I'll just put that a bit more.
14:34There we go.
14:35Now I'm ready for whatever it lies in here.
14:40Avoid being papped by Tom's camera.
14:42Tom has already been done looking for you.
14:44The person who avoids being papped by Tom the longest.
14:48I think I can, like, get in this cupboard here.
14:51Even if he comes in here, I don't reckon he's going to see.
15:13Now my feet.
15:14Hi, Anne.
15:20Hi, Tom.
15:21I've got a lovely photo of you.
15:23Yeah.
15:24Have you disguised yourself with a mole?
15:25I've just...
15:26No, that's just some makeup I've done.
15:28I was attempting to get into this cupboard, you see.
15:30Okay.
15:31But clearly I'm stuck.
15:32Yep.
15:33I've got a few more photos.
15:34Thank you.
15:36That's good.
15:38Yep, that's nice.
15:41Yep.
15:42Perfect.
15:44Looks like you did a good job, Anne.
15:49Yeah, for what?
15:50Yeah.
15:51Like, I followed an instruction.
15:52Yeah.
15:54Um, yeah, so I got into the makeup room and saw that cupboard
15:57and thought if I can get in there.
15:59If I could...
16:00Had I been able to...
16:01I mean, it was full of mattresses.
16:02So it's interesting that I still went, I can get in there.
16:05Ah!
16:06Ah, so what does that do for the scores for the task?
16:08Well, Anne managed one minute and 43 seconds.
16:11Somehow that is by far the longest time.
16:17That gives Josh one point, Lloyd two, Jenny three, Will four,
16:21and the winner of the task is Anne with five points.
16:23And how are we looking for the episode's scores so far?
16:28Well, the lady stuck in between the couch and the cupboard is somehow also our leader.
16:33It's Anne with ten points.
16:35OK.
16:36I don't know what's going on.
16:38OK, Tom, let's keep the ball rolling.
16:40This is my line that says a task about pipe dreams is in the pipeline.
16:57It's Ruby.
16:59Hi, Lloyd.
17:00Hello, Tom.
17:01Hi, Will.
17:02Ooh, a label maker.
17:03I've just got some questions for you, if that's okay.
17:04OK.
17:05What's your full name?
17:06Joshua Thomas.
17:07What's your place of birth?
17:09Melbourne.
17:10When you were a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?
17:12I mean, I guess my mum wanted me to be, I know it's very stereotypical, but a doctor,
17:16so I just wanted to be that as well.
17:18I think I wanted to be an actor.
17:19A teacher?
17:20I wanted to be a dog trainer.
17:22A professional footballer, an AFL footballer.
17:24What are you up to?
17:25Oh, no.
17:26Play for the job of actor.
17:39Apply for the job of teacher.
17:40Apply for the job of AFL footballer.
17:42Most impressive job application wins.
17:45You have 30 minutes.
17:46Your time starts now.
17:47How do doctors apply for jobs?
17:49So they go through medical school, and then they tend to let loose there.
17:52But then they also do that test with you.
17:54UMAP.
17:55They do UMAP.
17:56You know the three things that that tests?
17:58Comprehension, empathy, and logic.
18:00I need you to get me a dog.
18:02I'll see what we can do.
18:09So, pretty straightforward.
18:10They just have to apply for the job that they wanted to do when they were younger.
18:13Yeah.
18:14Who should we see first?
18:15First up, it's Dr Tian.
18:20Welcome to the UMAT exam.
18:21Comprehend what that is.
18:22A big pencil.
18:23Correct.
18:24Comprehend that.
18:25Banana.
18:26How am I feeling now?
18:28Extremely sad.
18:29Square.
18:30Square.
18:31What's next?
18:32Rhombus.
18:33That is the best UMAT exam we've ever seen in our lives.
18:36My God.
18:37I'm the top doctor at the top city hospital, and I have no idea how to solve this case.
18:43I can do this.
18:44I have seen this before from all my partying years when I was in medical school.
18:50Woohoo!
18:51I can tell it's a human body.
18:54And comprehension means that I know that this is a rhombus.
19:01Oh my God.
19:03She's made the best diagnosis I've ever seen in my life.
19:07And that is my application to be a doctor.
19:14So was that application a gritty reboot of Doogie Howser?
19:20I'm sorry, what is that?
19:22Ironically, it was a program where a doctor who was really young was good at his job.
19:33Cool.
19:34Are you not going to ask about the head?
19:35Did you not think to go and reattach it as part of your training?
19:40No, this is the way to be a doctor.
19:44Alright, who's next?
19:45Unlike other boys in rural Victoria, he had a pretty kooky and avant-garde dream.
19:49He wanted to be a professional AFL player.
19:51Here's Will Anderson.
19:53G'day.
19:54I'm Will Anderson, and I'm here to apply for the job of AFL footballer.
19:59I'm going to be no good on the field, but I'm amazing at boasting.
20:03Tom from Taskmaster News, you lost the game today.
20:05Why was that?
20:06Didn't lose the game.
20:07Won the game.
20:08Best game we've ever played.
20:09Best game of the season.
20:10We won it.
20:11Won it by a lot.
20:12Don't know what you're talking about.
20:13You're an idiot.
20:14Also, I'm great at distraction.
20:15Look over there!
20:16It's Tom!
20:17See?
20:18Amazing.
20:19One of your teammates slept with another one of your teammates.
20:21Good on him.
20:22Well done.
20:23That's what we like at our club.
20:24Bonding.
20:25We're really proud as a bunch to be so close as a team.
20:27Here's what I'm also going to do.
20:29Deny.
20:30Deny, deny, deny.
20:31I've read accusations recently that your feet look a bit strange.
20:34Mm-hmm.
20:35Mm-hmm.
20:36Mm-hmm.
20:37Mm-hmm.
20:38Mm-hmm.
20:39Mm-hmm.
20:40I don't have feet.
20:41I'm Will Anderson and my goal is to be an AFL footballer.
20:44Did I just see Will Anderson do a good sketch?
20:58I think that might have been just what happened.
21:01I just saw a sketch and you made it.
21:05Yeah.
21:06And it was good.
21:07Yeah.
21:08Yeah.
21:09I mean, I was trying to get inside what could I do as an AFL footballer these days.
21:12And I took a real, I've got to say, Tom Gleeson approach to answering questions.
21:18Yes.
21:19It was real, I was very inspired by you in the attitude of like, whatever came my way, just
21:23embrace it, send it back to them.
21:25And I've got to be honest with you, it feels good to be you.
21:29It is.
21:30It's bloody great.
21:31I know, you get to say all these horrible things and call it humour.
21:35Yeah.
21:36All right.
21:37I think that was really good.
21:41It's going to be hard to beat.
21:42Who's next?
21:43He wants to be an actor so bad he learnt a very convincing Welsh accent for this show.
21:47It's Lloyd Langford.
21:48Hello.
21:51My name is Lloyd Langford.
21:53I am an actor of incredible range.
21:55But don't take my word for it.
21:57Here, enjoy my showreel.
22:00Here is action.
22:03Here is sadness.
22:12Johnny, you crazy son of a bitch.
22:16What have you done, Johnny?
22:18What am I going to do now, Johnny?
22:21Who's going to look after the kids?
22:25Here is forest based monster.
22:29Ma'am, your dishwasher is fixed.
22:48Oh, thank you so much, mister.
22:49How could I ever repay you?
22:50Well, I got some ideas.
23:07That was just a small taste of the many different acting styles that I, Lloyd Langford, am capable of.
23:17If you need an actor, I'm your man.
23:20To be honest, I just loved it because we got to hear you say here over and over again.
23:31I mean, it was an absolute treat.
23:33Let's play a game now.
23:34Say this word.
23:35Here.
23:36Here.
23:37Here.
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24:09Welcome back to the Taskmaster season finale where tonight one comedian will take home the big prize and another will take home Humphrey B. Bear or as Lloyd Langford calls him, miscellaneous yellow fedora bear.
24:26Tom, what's going on?
24:27Our contestants are trying to land their dream jobs via video applications.
24:30Okay, who's next?
24:31She wanted to be a teacher so let me be the first to say good morning Ms. Edmund.
24:36Principal Cashman, thank you so much for seeing me.
24:42Thanks for coming in, Ms. Edmunds.
24:43Thank you, no problem.
24:44The main thing I think we're missing a lot in the education system today is discipline.
24:49Okay.
24:49I've got a little student here, that's Phil there, and he's been a very naughty boy.
24:55One of the best things I could do as a teacher would be to give you a little demonstration of how I would approach this situation.
25:03Hey Phil! How's it going?
25:06What, thanks?
25:07You're going to be doing Phil as well?
25:09Yep.
25:09If you could not interrupt.
25:10I'm sorry.
25:11So, Phil, yesterday.
25:14Where were you, buddy?
25:15Where were you?
25:16I was up the back.
25:17No, you weren't.
25:18You weren't up the back, Phil.
25:20I was.
25:21You were.
25:22Oh, what's that smell?
25:23Ain't having a few darts, have we?
25:25No, my dad smokes.
25:26You don't even have a darts.
25:28We don't need scum like you, Phil.
25:30Messing up my perfect record.
25:32Now I've got a little black stain on my record.
25:35A little Phil stain.
25:36You made a little Phil stain?
25:38So, that's more or less my application.
25:41Thanks, Principal Cashman.
25:43Thanks a lot.
25:44And I'm not surprised to say that was disturbing.
25:53I mean, it's a job application.
25:55Yes.
25:56And, I mean, I enjoyed it as entertainment,
25:58but I would not send my children to your school.
26:01I've met your children.
26:03You probably should.
26:03My children watch this show.
26:10They'll be like, yeah, fair enough.
26:13All right, anyone left?
26:14This old dog wants to learn a new trick,
26:16and that trick is teaching tricks to dogs.
26:18It's Josh Thomas.
26:20Ladies and gentlemen,
26:23please welcome the amazing Josh and Phoebe.
26:26Today, for your amazement,
26:29the very good Phoebe will jump through a hoop
26:32for our first trick.
26:34We will remove the leash from the dog,
26:36and the dog will not go back to its own ass.
26:43Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
26:46. . .
27:16. . .
27:18We did spend probably 24 minutes teaching Phoebe to jump through a hoop,
27:22and she jumped through hoops not on the show, though.
27:26Right.
27:27And I, you know, what I've always said,
27:29. . . Phoebe.
27:32No, this is definitely the task I've been the saddest about.
27:37I really believed I was going to pick a dog, teach her to jump through a hoop,
27:41and we'd win a low-gee.
27:44Well, if it makes you feel any better, I've got some secret footage
27:47of the dog saying that it likes you.
27:49I absolutely love that.
27:52Yeah.
27:53Oh, I love that.
27:55All right, well, I need to hand out some scores.
27:57You do?
27:58I think it's pretty easy.
27:59I think Anne's on one.
28:00Her application was her doing the job badly.
28:02Josh is on two, same.
28:04OK.
28:05I'm giving three points to Jenny, because the head fell off.
28:07LAUGHTER
28:08I'm going to give four points to Lloyd,
28:09because I just like hearing him say, here, over and over again.
28:12LAUGHTER
28:13But five points to Will Anderson, because the Will Anderson Sketch Show
28:17finally has a good sketch!
28:19LAUGHTER
28:20Finally!
28:21All right, keep the task coming, Lesser Tom.
28:24Well, you might not be calling me Lesser Tom for long,
28:27because in this task I debut a brand new nickname.
28:30Where is he?
28:43Where is the little fella?
28:45Into the caravan!
28:47Hello, Tom.
28:48Hi, Will.
28:49How are you?
28:50I'm OK.
28:51How are you?
28:52I'm well.
28:53I just did a coffee poo.
28:54How are you?
28:55Oh, thanks for telling me.
28:56Yeah.
28:57Throw something at Tom.
29:01You must announce your throw by yelling...
29:03Hey, fun boy.
29:04Hey, fun boy.
29:05Hey, fun boy.
29:06I like this already.
29:08If Tom catches your throw, you will be disqualified.
29:10If the Taskmaster deems your throw to be uncatchable,
29:12you will be disqualified.
29:14Most unco dropped from Tom wins!
29:17You have until the end of today's filming.
29:19Mmm.
29:20Your time starts now.
29:22Man, this is like a fun task.
29:24Chucking stuff at me?
29:25I'm not going to hurt you.
29:26I'm not going to hurt you.
29:27OK.
29:28I promise you, I will not hurt you.
29:33I'm not going to call you fun boy, by the way.
29:35Aww.
29:36Were you wanting it to catch on?
29:37If it didn't kill you.
29:40Alright, fun boy, who are we going to watch?
29:46They're my joint favourite contestants for this season.
29:48It's Anne, Jenny, Josh, Lloyd and Will.
29:51Your time starts now, but I must announce my throw by yelling,
29:56Hey, fun boy.
29:57Hey, fun boy!
29:59Is that?
30:00Does that?
30:01Was that in?
30:02Oh, wait.
30:03Did I only get one?
30:04Yeah.
30:05Oh, no!
30:08Hey.
30:09Hi, Josh.
30:10Hello.
30:11How are you?
30:12I'm OK.
30:13Hey, fun boy.
30:14Right.
30:15What's happening with you?
30:16Oh, OK.
30:17When the time was up, I sat up, I saw you immediately, and I took this beautiful photo.
30:30Hey, fun boy.
30:31Oh!
30:32Oh!
30:33Oh!
30:34Oh!
30:35I'm going to be back.
30:39Hey, fun boy.
30:42OK.
30:43Good.
30:45Do you think that was uncatchable?
30:46It was quite aggressive.
30:47Oh, fun boy!
30:52I think it was catchable.
30:53You think that was catchable?
30:54One day.
30:57You almost got it.
30:58Mm.
30:59I got a hand on it.
31:00Hey, fun boy.
31:04Sorry, Tom.
31:05That's OK.
31:06I apologize for that.
31:07Hey, fun boy.
31:20Brutal for me, this one.
31:22This one had the potential for me to make some classic catches in.
31:26And I made zero catches.
31:29All right.
31:30Well, I have to rank them, don't I, in terms of how uncoordinated they make you look.
31:34Yep.
31:35Well, I'll give Anne one point, because it just flew straight past you, and you didn't
31:38even react to it, so you just looked like you missed it.
31:41Yep.
31:42And same goes for Jenny.
31:44It was sort of so quick, it just flung in front of you, and you just didn't even react.
31:48And then I want to give Josh three, but I can't, because he didn't say, hey, fun boy.
31:52I didn't say, yeah.
31:53Yeah, so Josh is disqualified.
31:55OK.
31:56Yeah.
31:57No, it's fair, I didn't say it.
31:58I don't get why people keep feeling sorry for you when you lose points, because you don't
32:03follow the rules.
32:05But I can't quite decide.
32:08I think that Lloyd and Will both made you look pretty unco.
32:11Beautifully.
32:12Do we have a side-by-side?
32:13Will made him look more unco.
32:14You reckon?
32:15Absolutely, yeah.
32:16OK.
32:17Should we have a little look?
32:18Fun boy.
32:22Say fun boy.
32:26All right.
32:27That's easy.
32:29Four points to Lloyd, five points to Will.
32:36OK, time for me to be a less than fun boy and let you know that it's ad time.
32:41See you soon with more season finale madness after this.
32:48Welcome back to the Taskmaster Grand Final.
32:54We're not far away from finding out who will walk away with shorts that are far too fancy
32:59for Lloyd Langford.
33:01Tom Cashman, do you have another task for us?
33:04Yes, and I'm sad to announce this is the last proper task of the season, as this is the
33:08last time our contestants will see any action on the field.
33:10I thought we should all see some collaboration.
33:18Hey Tom.
33:28Hi Will.
33:29Villain.
33:30Ooh, hero.
33:32Hello Tom.
33:33Whoa.
33:34Hi Josh.
33:38Collaborate on a short action film.
33:40Ooh, this is so exciting.
33:43The action film must have a script.
33:46A hero.
33:47Villain.
33:48Music.
33:49And sound effects.
33:50Your job on the action film is written on your chair.
33:53Best contribution to the action film wins.
33:55You have 45 minutes.
33:57Your time starts now.
34:00Sound effects.
34:01Oh my God, I'm the hero.
34:03Villain.
34:04Composer.
34:05Script writer.
34:06I'm really into like old kind of kung fu type films.
34:10Do you have a script?
34:11Would you like a script?
34:12It seems useful.
34:13It's an original by Lloyd Langford.
34:15No!
34:16You haven't even read it yet.
34:18I just know Lloyd's going to come up with something underwhelming.
34:24Jimmy and Timmy Wolf were two of the best scouts in the Shaolin scout troop.
34:29Did Lloyd write this?
34:30I can tell.
34:31The more I read the script, the less I sort of understand.
34:34Okay.
34:35But the troop leader, Master Keith Snake, was always pushing them to the limit.
34:39And this has made a case.
34:40Keith Snake disappears in a puff of smoke.
34:42I feel like I'm going to have to do a training montage.
34:51Jimmy Whittles.
34:52Whittles?
34:53Yeah, like, carves bits of wood.
34:57Jimmy uses his scout skills to fight these punks.
35:01They try to kick him, but he furiously shines their shoes.
35:06Did someone say something about a voice alterer?
35:08Ahhhhhhh!
35:10Ahhhhhhh!
35:11Ahhhhhhh!
35:13Punches.
35:14Kicks.
35:15Headbutts.
35:16Bit of ear nibbling.
35:20Jimmy grabs a towel off the bar, wraps it around Keith's neck in a knot.
35:27Tightens it and kills him.
35:31And that's the end.
35:32What's this film called?
35:33I was thinking of calling it Unholy Fists of the Very Aggrieved Scout.
35:37Because I only have a small part.
35:40I've got to go big.
35:41Okay.
35:42Alright, well, I think, let's get into it.
35:44I can't wait to see my vision brought to life.
35:46Okay, so I think we really want to see how this all came together.
35:57What am I looking out for?
35:58You're looking out for the best contribution to the short film.
36:00The best contribution.
36:01Okay.
36:02And they're coming at it from all angles.
36:04Yeah.
36:05Alright, let's have a look.
36:06This is the Unholy Fists of the Very Aggrieved Scout.
36:11Jimmy and Timmy Wolf were two of the best scouts in the Shaolin Scout Troop.
36:22But the troop leader, Master Keith Snake, was always pushing them to the limit.
36:27I'm not sure I can tie this knot, Jimmy.
36:29If you can't do it, that's okay, brother.
36:31You lord dog, you have to tie the knot yourself or you will not get your knot badge.
36:42Oh, do something.
36:43He will surely perish.
36:44I cannot get involved.
36:46Let the trustmasters assist, don't I am but a neutral observer.
37:00Avenge me, brother.
37:01And maybe try for a badge other than knots.
37:12So, what are you looking for in a partner?
37:16I am not looking for a partner.
37:18I am looking for an evil scout leader whose callous behaviour allowed my brother to die painfully.
37:25And I will avenge him.
37:42I wish you'd put that in your bio.
37:52Hey mate, we don't like guys coming in here and misrepresenting themselves in their dating bios.
37:58What are you going to do about it?
38:00We're going to kick your puny ass.
38:02Scout's honour prohibits violence, but these shitheads are going to get a good punch in.
38:08Oh, that was painful.
38:28Oh, that was painful.
38:33What is with your list commotion?
38:48Put these punks on fire and who?
38:53Who is this man with his shiny shoes?
39:01I have hunted for you for two decades.
39:04I have earned every scout badge but one.
39:07You killed my brother.
39:09I am here to avenge his death.
39:11I will kill you and dance on your grave and piss on your bones.
39:14Oh my ears.
39:29I use those for listening.
39:31I think we finally deserve this.
39:52Maybe we should go on a second date.
39:58Two little twins in the middle of the night.
40:03A long figure, sweetie, is looking for a fight.
40:06He killed his brother, therefore mother.
40:09I can hear her screaming.
40:14Screaming.
40:16She's screaming.
40:17She's screaming.
40:20She's screaming.
40:22I'm holding a kiss of the very aggravated scout.
40:26I'm holding a kiss of the very aggravated scout, scout, scout, scout, scout.
40:33A CIDADE NO BRASIL
41:03A CIDADE NO BRASIL
41:33A CIDADE NO BRASIL
41:35A CIDADE NO BRASIL
41:37A CIDADE NO BRASIL
41:39A CIDADE NO BRASIL
41:41A CIDADE NO BRASIL
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42:01A CIDADE NO BRASIL
42:03A CIDADE NO BRASIL
42:05A CIDADE NO BRASIL
42:07A CIDADE NO BRASIL
42:09A CIDADE NO BRASIL
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42:15A CIDADE NO BRASIL
42:17A CIDADE NO BRASIL
42:19CIDADE NO BRASIL
42:32A CIDADE NO BRASIL
42:34Okay.
42:36Thanks, Joel.
42:36Thank you.
42:38A terrible movie written by Lloyd
42:42Well, I guess I should come up with some scores,
42:45So I'm gonna give one point to Lloyd
42:47cause the script was
42:49Lloyd, everyone else in the production complained about it.
42:55So one point to Lloyd.
42:57I'm giving two points for Will Anderson's recurring character
43:00that's coming up in his brand new sketch show.
43:03I'm giving three points to Jenny for a wonderful performance.
43:06It held the whole thing together.
43:09Four points to Anne Edmonds for the original score.
43:11All that music was done by Anne.
43:13And five points for the beautiful sound effects of Josh Thomas.
43:19Let's have one last look at those episode scores
43:23before we wrap this thing up.
43:25Well, there's two points in it at the front,
43:26but Will has Anne slightly beaten
43:28with his score of 18 points for the episode.
43:35All right, contestants.
43:36I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave.
43:39So get up on that stage for one last live task.
43:48What's going on here, Lesser Tom?
43:49Contestants, please turn around.
43:53Mmm!
43:56Oh!
44:00Why are you all making noises like you know?
44:03You don't know?
44:04Please read the task, Josh.
44:05I don't know.
44:06Build a marshmallow towel using the remaining marshmallows
44:08in the jar you've had in your green room
44:10since the start of the studio record.
44:12Oh!
44:19Paulist Tower wins.
44:20You have three minutes.
44:21What about that, Lloyd?
44:22Your time starts on Tom's Whistle.
44:27Did you like the marshmallows, Will?
44:28I was going to take the rest home with me.
44:36And I almost did that before we recorded this.
44:41Lloyd, would you like to explain what's happened here?
44:43I spoke to the director of the series and I said,
44:52I've got this giant jar of marshmallows in my room.
44:55I would like to replace them with a jar of fruit.
45:01How long we got?
45:02Three minutes.
45:02Three minutes.
45:02From?
45:03Three minutes.
45:03From?
45:10Mmm.
45:17Did you ask for any specific fruit, Lloyd?
45:19All I can see here is mandarin's.
45:24Two minutes left.
45:24Ah!
45:2990 seconds.
45:29Just pouring them out.
45:34I really thought it would, um, balance.
45:3630 seconds left.
45:37Jesus.
45:38Oh, my God.
45:41Yeah, thank you.
45:4310 seconds.
45:43How even?
45:445, 4, 3, 2, 1.
45:49Hands off.
45:55No!
45:57No!
45:58It's so sad.
45:59Oh, wow, look at Lloyd.
46:01Wow.
46:02For all those kids watching at home, fruit is good for you.
46:07All right.
46:08We'll find out the winner of the live task after this.
46:11Welcome back to an emotional final part of the final episode of Taskmaster Australia Season 2.
46:24We've got some winners to get to, Lesser Tom, so how do the scores look?
46:28The lowest height was Anne with 10.2 centimetres, Josh got to 11.9 centimetres, Will got 13.6, Jenny stacked 15.5, but on his healthy high horse, Lloyd got 33.5 centimetres.
46:41That means for this episode, the winner is Will, with a total of 21 points.
46:50Congratulations, Will, go and get your valuable stuff that holds no value to Lloyd.
46:57So what have we learnt from this episode?
47:01Hey, fun boy.
47:02Good on you, Will, for winning it.
47:17Give him a big hand.
47:18All right, we made it to the end.
47:29Some doubted us even more than Will's parents doubted him, but we did it.
47:34We survived even after all the throwing, catching, hiding and shit-shovelling that was Season 2.
47:41I'm proud to say we have a winner.
47:44So, Lesser Tom, who is that winner?
47:47In a commendable fifth place, on 138 points, it's Josh Thomas.
47:55In a slightly more commendable fourth place, on 142 points, it's Jenny Tian.
48:00Yes!
48:03Then up in third, on 154 points, Will Anderson.
48:08That's right.
48:11But overall, the winner is Love, because no joke, on 161 points,
48:17it's a tie between Anne and Lloyd.
48:19Oh!
48:20Oh, no!
48:23Oh, no!
48:27This means we have a first on Taskmaster Australia, we have a season tie.
48:32No!
48:33Oh!
48:34What does it mean?
48:35Yes, what happens?
48:36We have a season tie breaker.
48:38So I'm going to give you both a pen and paper, and then I'm going to ask you a question.
48:41You're going to have five seconds to write your answer to the question on your piece of paper,
48:45and we're going to see who gets the closest.
48:47Mmm, I can't write.
48:50Oh, it's B.
48:52Is this for the season? One question for the season?
48:54That's right.
48:56I was expecting a giant piece of paper.
48:58How much does the Taskmaster Trophy weigh?
49:04Please write down your answers.
49:05Okay.
49:06Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
49:07You finished?
49:08Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
49:09Please hold up your answers.
49:10What does yours say, Lloyd?
49:113.6 kilograms.
49:12What does yours say, Anne?
49:13Seven kilograms.
49:14Ok
49:15Você está terminado?
49:22Por favor, você pode responder
49:23O que você diz, Lloyd?
49:263.6 kg
49:28O que você diz, Anne?
49:297 kg
49:30Vamos olhar para a tela
49:33Não
49:351.621 kg
49:451.621 kg
49:45Which means, Lloyd is the winner
49:46Yay!
49:51Right on, mate
49:52Congratulations
49:55You win my head
49:58Alright, truly ridiculous
50:00Congratulations to Lloyd
50:01Good night
50:02Let me feel it
50:12Let me feel it
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