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First broadcast 3rd April 1975.
Robin accompanies Chrissy to her nephew's christening where to his surprise Chrissy's mother, feeling that it's high time she was married, tries to match-make her with Robin.
Richard O'Sullivan - Robin
Paula Wilcox - Chrissy
Sally Thomsett - Jo
Yootha Joyce - Mildred Roper
Brian Murphy - George Roper
Glynn Edwards - Chrissy's Father
Daphne Oxenford - Chrissy's Mother
Sheila D'Union - Susan (as Sheila Dunion)
John Colclough - Ted
Robin accompanies Chrissy to her nephew's christening where to his surprise Chrissy's mother, feeling that it's high time she was married, tries to match-make her with Robin.
Richard O'Sullivan - Robin
Paula Wilcox - Chrissy
Sally Thomsett - Jo
Yootha Joyce - Mildred Roper
Brian Murphy - George Roper
Glynn Edwards - Chrissy's Father
Daphne Oxenford - Chrissy's Mother
Sheila D'Union - Susan (as Sheila Dunion)
John Colclough - Ted
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00:00Transcribed by ESO, translated by —
01:00You see, Joe, the audio frequency amplifier consists of one stage of voltage amplification
01:15and a power stage which utilizes two power pentodes in push-pull.
01:18You sure you know what you're doing?
01:20I don't even know what I'm saying.
01:22Then pass me that thing, would you?
01:23Which one?
01:25The 2353-kilo-cycle bandpass filter.
01:28Oh, that.
01:30Thanks.
01:34Just a lucky guess.
01:37You finished?
01:38Yeah.
01:38So's your radio, by the look of it.
01:40I know.
01:40Right in the middle of Pete Murray.
01:42Just sort of spluttered and then died.
01:44Oh, well, he wasn't getting any younger.
01:46Are you sure you know what you're doing?
01:47Of course I do.
01:48By the time I finish, this will make perfectly good toast.
01:51Now, come on, less criticism, please.
01:53Now, where the hell does that go?
01:54Oh, with the rest of my heated rollers.
01:57Honestly, if I had anything I valued, I wouldn't let him anywhere near it.
01:59Yes, you've made that perfectly care, Chrissie, many, many times.
02:02Oh, you meant it, the electric kettle.
02:05Yeah, and it's never boiled since.
02:07So, who wants a radio to boil?
02:09Exactly.
02:10Look, just clear up the mess before my mother arrives.
02:12A mess?
02:12That's typical, isn't it?
02:14I mean, it's a good thing you didn't share a flat with old Isaac Newton.
02:16Never mind scribbling out your theories, Isaac.
02:17Just pick up that apple.
02:19Well, then what would happen?
02:20We'd have no gravity.
02:21We'd all be sucked out into space just because your mother's coming.
02:24I just want the place clean and tidy before she arrives.
02:26She comes here to see the way I live, and I'm determined she's not going to.
02:29No, she comes here to see you.
02:31She won't mind if the cushions aren't polished.
02:33Right, I mean, she lives on a farm.
02:35She's used to pig's dice.
02:37Takes them for grunted.
02:39Sorry.
02:40Look, you just be out when she arrives.
02:42Otherwise, she'll run a finger along you for dust.
02:43No, no, I don't think she will.
02:45There we are.
02:47Good as new.
02:48Now, listen to this.
02:49And I have to tell you that since I have received no such assurance from Herr Hitler,
02:55I am in a state of war with Germany.
03:03And that concludes our programme, Historic Moments in the New York City.
03:08This is Radio 4.
03:10In a moment, the men from the Ministry, the first...
03:13Oh.
03:15Oh, doesn't that take you back, George?
03:17Do you remember where you were when war was declared?
03:20No, but I remember where I was five minutes after.
03:22Yeah.
03:23I know.
03:24I was out in the street shouting defiance.
03:26But what?
03:27A woman across the road.
03:29Yeah, well, she was German.
03:31Or Swiss.
03:32Or French.
03:33Oh, she was foreign anyway.
03:35We got her cat.
03:36Oh, that's typical.
03:40Oh, here's a piece from that time.
03:43Watch out, Adolf.
03:44We'll put you in your place.
03:45We'll go...
03:46In the Führer's face.
03:49Yeah, they don't like stuff like that anymore.
03:50What do you dug that lot out for?
03:55Oh, British Legion concert next Saturday.
03:57Oh, they've never asked you to sing.
03:58That's right.
03:59One of the acts have dropped out.
04:00So is one of the audience.
04:01I'm not going.
04:03I mean, I'm almost certain to have a headache that night.
04:05Oh, you can't have.
04:06Why not?
04:07You always have a headache when I want you to do something.
04:10You don't appreciate my singing, do you?
04:12I knew there was another reason.
04:14Oh, jealousy.
04:15That's what it is, isn't it?
04:16You don't like the spotlight falling on me.
04:18Now that I'd come to see.
04:21I've got 20 tickets to get rid of, Mildred.
04:23If my own wife won't take one, who will?
04:25Oh, George, there must be someone who's never heard you sing.
04:31Hey, listen.
04:32Are you sure you won't come for a quick one?
04:34I can't greet my mother reeking of lager and lime.
04:37Well, I mean, take a breath freshener.
04:38Well, that's even worse.
04:39She'd smell that and think I'd been on the gin.
04:41Well, I tell you what, have a vodka.
04:42That doesn't smell of anything.
04:43You keep falling over, but nobody knows why.
04:45Push off.
04:46Oh, I was hoping I'd catch you.
04:49How would you like to hear me sing?
04:51Oh.
04:52Will it take long?
04:54No, not now.
04:55I mean, next week, the British Legion concert.
04:57Oh, I'm sorry.
04:58I'm never so busy that night.
04:59I haven't said what night it is.
05:01It's Saturday, down the drill hall.
05:03I've got a few tickets left, you see.
05:04Now, they're only 50p, and you'll want to get them now
05:06because the ticket towels are charged three times that much on the night.
05:09Yeah, well, on that particular night, I've got to, er...
05:12I've got to, um...
05:14Wash your hair?
05:15Yeah, thanks.
05:16Well, what about the young fellow?
05:18You know, what's his name?
05:19Do you think he'd like to come?
05:19Well, I should ask him yourself.
05:21Yeah.
05:22She obviously has heard you, St. George.
05:26Rubbish down the back of this settee.
05:28I've just found a threepney bit.
05:30Really?
05:31Must be worth about a pound these days.
05:32No, I think it's the other way round.
05:34A pound's worth about threepence.
05:35Are you off to the shops?
05:37Yes.
05:38Oh, great.
05:38Pop into the hairdressers for me, will you?
05:40I haven't got time.
05:41All right.
05:42What style do you want?
05:45No, for a bottle of setting lotion.
05:47Oh.
05:48What time's your mother arriving?
05:50Well, she was due here about half an hour ago,
05:52so in about ten minutes, unless she's late.
05:54Don't you like her coming?
05:55Oh, I don't mind.
05:56It's just that she worries about me.
05:57That's all right.
05:58You worry about her.
05:59Yeah, but only about her worrying about me.
06:02I mean, when am I going to get married?
06:03Am I eating enough?
06:04When am I going to get married?
06:05Am I wearing my winter woolies?
06:06When am I going to get married?
06:12Hello.
06:12Oh, hello, Mrs. Gerber.
06:13Dear, how are you?
06:14Well, I'm eating very well,
06:15and I'm wearing my winter woolies.
06:19Now, there's a sensible girl.
06:21Yeah, but I can't help worrying
06:22when she's going to get married.
06:24Oh.
06:25Oh.
06:26Oh, my goodness, what a business.
06:28Do you know, I've been combing London
06:30looking for your father's socks.
06:32Where did he leave them?
06:34Oh, you know, those hairy things he wears.
06:37I'm sure they became illegal
06:38when we joined the common market.
06:41Oh, by the way,
06:43he sent you these.
06:45Oh, what are they?
06:46Pig's trotters.
06:48Oh.
06:48Well, he says you don't see
06:49a lot of pig's trotters in London.
06:51Yeah, that's mainly why I came to live here.
06:54How is Dad?
06:55Oh, he's fine.
06:57Do you know,
06:57it's taken years off him
06:58becoming a grandfather.
06:59Susan's named the baby after him.
07:03She's called it Dad.
07:06She's called him Dudley after your father.
07:09I bought him
07:10the most gorgeous christening straw
07:14for next Saturday.
07:15It's a family heirloom.
07:17What?
07:18Well, family heirlooms
07:19must start somewhere.
07:20No, that's so.
07:21Christening's next Saturday, is it?
07:23Oh, yes.
07:24Oh, yes.
07:25Yes.
07:26I've written it in my letter.
07:28There we are.
07:29Well, I knew I was going to see you anyway.
07:31No point in wasting a stamp.
07:32You can come.
07:34Yeah.
07:35I'll tell you what,
07:35I'll write a letter confirming it
07:37and bring it along with me.
07:38Oh, good.
07:39The same vicar who married them
07:41is doing the christening.
07:42Isn't that nice?
07:44Talking of marriage...
07:45Yeah, well, I'll put the kettle on.
07:47But your father and I were wondering
07:49whether you had any plans.
07:51Well, I thought I'd let it boil
07:52and then make some tea.
07:55You know what I mean.
07:57The vicar keeps saying,
07:58when's your Chrissie going to tie the knot?
08:00Listen, I'm not getting knotty
08:01just to please the vicar.
08:04Now, there's no panic.
08:06I know I'm doddering up towards 21,
08:07but some men prefer older women.
08:09All right, dear.
08:10All right, I'll change the subject.
08:13What's that nice young man
08:15you share with, Robin?
08:16Mother, I know you.
08:17You're not changing the subject.
08:18You're just sneaking up on it
08:19in a different way.
08:20He is a nice young man.
08:22He's not engaged, is he?
08:23No, he's still vacant.
08:25Oh, look, please don't drop any hints
08:27about marriage and things.
08:28Me?
08:29Ah, hello, Mrs. Blummer.
08:30Well, um, Chrissie and I
08:32were just talking about...
08:33No, we weren't.
08:33We were talking about my father's socks.
08:35Really?
08:36I'm sorry I missed it.
08:38I would just have to darn
08:39the ones he's got.
08:41Yes.
08:42Don't suppose you've got anyone
08:44to darn your socks have.
08:45Mother, I'm sorry,
08:46I can talk about...
08:47No, never discuss politics,
08:49religion or socks.
08:52Yes.
08:53Well then, how are things in Cornwall?
08:55They're probably very nice,
08:57but we live in Sussex.
08:58Oh, God.
08:59Well, I knew you lived
09:00down there somewhere.
09:01I mean, the nearest I've been
09:02is Exeter.
09:03You're nearer than that now.
09:05Christmas coming down next weekend
09:06for the christening
09:07of my sister's baby.
09:08Oh, nice.
09:09Do you like babies?
09:10Mother.
09:12She didn't mention socks.
09:14Actually, I've just had an idea.
09:16Why don't you come down with her?
09:17Well, I...
09:18I'm sure Father would love
09:19to meet him.
09:20Yeah, but Robin's terribly busy
09:21at weekends, aren't you?
09:22Well, I...
09:23Yeah, he does all sorts of things.
09:24I mean, he washes his hair and...
09:26Mr Roper's got plans for you.
09:27Very exciting.
09:28Ha-ha.
09:35Ha.
09:36Ha.
09:38Ha.
09:39No, that's not it.
09:45Ha.
09:46Ha.
09:46Ha.
09:47Seated one day at the organ
09:49I was weary and ill at ease
09:51and my fingers wandered idly
09:53over the noisy...
09:54No, that's too classical, isn't it?
09:56No, you can't sing along with that.
09:58What do you think, Mildred?
10:00Mildred?
10:02Mildred?
10:03What?
10:04Oh.
10:05Sorry.
10:07I see.
10:08You don't appreciate good music, do you?
10:10Come in.
10:12Ah, Mr Roper.
10:13Oh, hello, love.
10:14Uh, Chrissie says you've got some plans for me.
10:16Very exciting.
10:17Oh, yeah.
10:17Here, have you ever heard me sing?
10:19No.
10:20Ah, well, now's your chance.
10:21The British Legion concert next Saturday.
10:24Is that it?
10:24Yeah, it's exciting, isn't it?
10:26Mm.
10:26How many tickets would you like?
10:28Oh, well, I mean, naturally, I'd love to come and see you on Saturday, but I'm, um...
10:31I'm, uh...
10:32You keep out of this, Mildred.
10:34What?
10:34What are you doing?
10:35Uh, I'm going to, um...
10:37I'm going to scratch my head.
10:40No, I'm going to...
10:41I'm going to spend the weekend with Chris's parents.
10:43Oh, that's very good.
10:44It's even better than washing your hair.
10:46Oh, is that what you're doing?
10:47All right.
10:51I just thought he'd enjoy a quiet weekend at the country.
10:54It wouldn't be a quiet weekend.
10:55You'd keep nattering on about what a lovely wife I'd make to someone.
10:58No, I don't want to be put up at a cattle auction.
11:00Here's my daughter, £130 of prime breeding stock.
11:03Oh, you put on weight.
11:06He doesn't like the countryside.
11:08Do you?
11:09You don't like the countryside.
11:10Oh, I love it.
11:11I love it.
11:12That's settled, then.
11:13Oh, thank you.
11:14You'll meet Chris's sister.
11:16She's married, you know, even though she's younger than...
11:19What?
11:19Right, I'll just go and freshen up.
11:22Listen, you are going to regret this.
11:25Oh, don't point that at me.
11:25It might go off.
11:27My family will spend the whole weekend examining you.
11:29Oh, really?
11:30Yeah.
11:31They're all in farming and they know what to look for.
11:35I'll match my fetlocks with the best of them.
11:38Do you know, old Ropers just tried to sell me a ticket for some concert.
11:41How'd you get out of it?
11:42I told him it sounded boring and I didn't want to go.
11:46Why didn't I think of that?
11:49That's what you should have said to my mother.
11:51You know, she'll spend the whole weekend matchmaking.
11:53You and me.
11:54Ah.
11:55Well?
11:56Well, I mean, I can't stay a bachelor all my life.
11:58She might just talk me into it.
12:00Oh, my God.
12:00Oh, my God.
12:01Right, my father should be here to meet us.
12:22Oh, Dad.
12:23Yes, yes.
12:24Is it all right if I call him Dad?
12:25You know, just to sort of get the feel of it.
12:26Cut that out.
12:27Yes, Dad.
12:28Yes.
12:28Or Peter.
12:29Peter.
12:30Or Pops.
12:30Pops.
12:31Yes.
12:32Ah, there's the car.
12:34Peter Pops.
12:35Yes.
12:35Hello, Pops.
12:36Hi.
12:46Hello, my dear.
12:49Robin, I'd like you to meet my father.
12:52Hello.
12:52Oh, here we are, then.
13:07Well, I hadn't taken the pig in a bit.
13:09I hope you didn't mind having her on your lap.
13:11She gets car sick.
13:13I'm just glad it wasn't a cow.
13:16Well, it's nice to have you home again, love.
13:18It's nice to be home.
13:19I never understood where you left.
13:20I mean, what's London got to offer?
13:22Hairy socks?
13:23There it is, then.
13:23Sit yourself down.
13:24I'm going to put the car away.
13:26Oh, yes.
13:28Nice.
13:29Very nice.
13:31Yes.
13:32I can see I've been marrying into money.
13:34To be a farmer's boy.
13:36Oh, stop that.
13:38It isn't funny.
13:39No, you're right.
13:40It's not funny.
13:41Actually, it must be a bit embarrassing for you,
13:44mustn't it, really, to be, um...
13:46Oh, I'm sorry I ever told you.
13:48Oh, you're here.
13:50Marvellous.
13:50Have a good train journey.
13:51Oh, first class.
13:53Well, I mean, second class, but first class,
13:54if you know what I mean.
13:56Yes.
13:57Yes.
13:57Well, Susan should be here any minute.
13:59Oh, yes.
13:59Now, she's younger than Chrissie,
14:01but married, isn't she?
14:02Oh, yes, yes, yes.
14:03Oh, I can't wait to see the baby.
14:05You know, I love babies.
14:07Wouldn't you like a baby?
14:08Not just at the moment.
14:10Silly, I didn't mean now.
14:12I mean, triplets would be nice.
14:14Yeah, one of each.
14:15Sit down.
14:17Esmeralda had ten last week.
14:18Well, that's pretty a bit strong.
14:20It's not for a pig.
14:21Look, can't we change the subject?
14:22Yes, why not?
14:23Um, the common market.
14:25Good.
14:25Oh, yes.
14:26Do you know, I was reading that in France and Italy,
14:29people are getting married younger than ever before.
14:31That's interesting.
14:32Yeah, I think we'd like a cup of tea, Mum.
14:34I'll help you.
14:35Oh, all right.
14:36Cup of tea, Dad.
14:37No, thanks, not for me.
14:38I think we'll have something a bit stronger, eh?
14:40Oh, yes.
14:41Thanks very much, Mr Plummer.
14:42Call me Dudley, call me Dudley.
14:44Now, then, you can have some homemade elderberry wine
14:47or a drop of malt whiskey.
14:50Oh, well, I'm torn.
14:51No, you're not, but you're tactful.
14:55You planning to marry her, Chrissie, are you?
15:03You know, I respect her, of course.
15:05I didn't think you were.
15:08Cheers.
15:08Cheers.
15:10You come down for the weekend, eh?
15:13Dear God.
15:14You know what you let yourself in for?
15:15Well, I...
15:16Oh, you mean Mrs Plummer?
15:18I do.
15:19Well, young Ted, that Susan's husband,
15:21exactly the same as you,
15:22came down here for a quiet weekend,
15:24was engaged when he left.
15:27Well, I don't think that's likely to happen to me.
15:29Those are his exact words, actually.
15:33No, if she thinks you're right for our Chrissie,
15:35you might as well book the organist.
15:37I'm too young.
15:39Oh, I understand.
15:41I mean, why stick to one kind of licorice
15:43when you can have all sorts, eh?
15:45I think of all.
15:46Oh, I know you young people these days.
15:49Sleep together at a drop of a hat, eh?
15:52True, true, true.
15:52Well, I mean, sometimes, I mean...
15:54I mean, I haven't with Chrissie.
15:58Mind you, Dudley, it's not for the want of trying.
16:01You mean you try to sleep with my daughter?
16:05No, no, I haven't really tried.
16:07I mean, I have.
16:08Right?
16:08I've tried.
16:09But only because I knew that I wouldn't be...
16:11Oh, good afternoon.
16:13Hello, everyone.
16:14Hello, Dad.
16:15Hi, Neil.
16:15Ted.
16:16Hello.
16:16This is Robin.
16:18Oh, hello.
16:19Everything's such a rush.
16:21You stay and talk.
16:21I'll take Dudley to the kitchen.
16:23He's sure to have wet himself again.
16:25Really?
16:25Yeah.
16:26Well, I'll see you later, then.
16:27What?
16:29Oh, Dudley the baby.
16:32I'm sorry.
16:35You're a friend of Chrissie's, then, eh?
16:37Yeah, I've just come down for the weekend.
16:39Just like you.
16:41I've just been hearing about it.
16:43Oh?
16:43Yeah, yeah.
16:44Mind you, I've got no intention of getting trapped.
16:46I mean, into marriage.
16:47Trapped?
16:48Yes, well, I'll be more careful.
16:50Look, mate, that baby's only three months old.
16:52We've been married a year.
16:53Oh, no, no, no, no.
16:54I didn't mean that you'd put her in the...
16:56No, it's just that Mr Plummer here said...
16:58I said nothing of the sort.
16:59Well, he must have got the idea from someone.
17:01He certainly didn't get it from me.
17:02You know, that's practically slander.
17:03Do you know that?
17:04Here we are.
17:05Have you been making friends with everyone?
17:07Oh, for the wings of a dove.
17:19Yeah, that's a nice song.
17:21Bit high for my voice, though.
17:23Well, if I could be of any help, George...
17:26They and Nellie Melba used to sing that song.
17:28They do say with her voice she could shatter a wine glass.
17:31Yeah, with your voice she could shatter a pewter beer mug.
17:33Oh, come on, George.
17:35Surely you can find something a bit more modern.
17:37You know, something with sort of more meaning for the people for today.
17:41Like what?
17:42I can't get no satisfaction.
17:45Well, don't start that again.
17:47Hey, now, once and for all, are you coming tonight or not?
17:50No.
17:51I am your husband, Mildred.
17:53I could order you to come, you know.
17:54Oh, all right then, George.
17:58Off you go.
17:59Come on, be a man.
18:00Order me.
18:01You wouldn't do it, would you?
18:03Oh.
18:04I might.
18:05I mean, I might be so overwhelmed by your masterful manner that I might just do it.
18:10Yeah.
18:11On the other hand, I might flatten you.
18:13Oh, come on, Mildred.
18:14I've only got rid of one ticket.
18:16I'm surprised you got rid of one.
18:18Mr. Roper, did you put this underneath my door?
18:21Oh, yeah.
18:22That's all right.
18:23You had that one on me.
18:24There's no charge.
18:25It's got to be neighbourly, haven't you?
18:26I'm going out with my boyfriend tonight.
18:28Oh, well, in that case, you'll need two.
18:30Oh.
18:33Oh, wasn't he well-behaved?
18:43Ah.
18:44I must say, I thought it was a lovely service.
18:46It's very moving, you know.
18:48Honestly, Mum, you'd cry at a harvest festival.
18:50Another five minutes and the font would have overflowed.
18:52Well, the vicar's wet the baby's head, so now it's our turn.
18:55And the wet the baby's...
18:56I've been saving it.
18:58Isn't it a lovely old church?
18:59Oh, yes.
19:00Very, very, very nice.
19:01And the vicar was good.
19:02It's Norman, you know.
19:04Norman, yes.
19:05Well, he was very good.
19:06Would you hold him a moment?
19:07I think he's about to poo-poo.
19:09What?
19:10I'll just clean nappy just in case.
19:12Don't be long.
19:14Ah, look at him.
19:16Hey, look, look.
19:17He's got his mummy's eyes, haven't you, eh?
19:19Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, and his mother's chin.
19:21Yeah, and he's got his mum's nose.
19:23I don't think he's got anything of yours, Ted.
19:24Eh?
19:25Well, not that you can see, anyway.
19:26Oh, no.
19:28Thank you, dear.
19:29Yes, they make a lovely picture.
19:31Don't rush it.
19:32You've got the whole weekend.
19:32Oh, he's still thinking about it.
19:36No, he's not.
19:37He's smiling.
19:38He's made up his mind.
19:45Come on, Ted.
19:46Yeah, you don't need me.
19:47Oh, you've got to learn to change him sometime.
19:49Yes, but the whole thing...
19:50It's no different to mucking out a cow shed.
19:53I must say, our Susan's bloomed since she got married.
19:57Yeah, and so quickly.
19:58Personally, I'd want to wait a few years before having children.
20:00Oh?
20:01How do you feel about that?
20:02Well...
20:03It's got nothing to do with him.
20:04The more the merrier, the quicker the better.
20:05You know, about 11, with one tall one, he could be the goalkeeper.
20:08You'd need a big house.
20:10Oh, yes.
20:11Actually, there's one up for sale.
20:13There's two pillows at the edge of the village.
20:15Mom, excuse us.
20:17I want a little word with you.
20:19Well, that's it, lad.
20:20Hmm?
20:21They're going to finalise the date.
20:23Oh.
20:23Stop it, Mum.
20:27He doesn't want to get married.
20:28Doesn't sound like that to me.
20:29He's taking the mickey.
20:31Oh, you're no judge of character, Chrissie.
20:33Oh, any minute now, you'll start flinging confetti at us.
20:35Oh, you're imagining things.
20:38Oh, by the way, I've invited the vicar for tea tomorrow.
20:44No, no, no.
20:45The thing about Chrissie is she's got a great sense of humour.
20:48The roses round the cottage door.
20:52Oh, you know, the pipe and slippers.
20:54The little woman waiting.
20:55The Oxford casserole in the...
20:57Ah, come on now.
20:57You wouldn't hit a man with glasses.
21:03Hello?
21:04Chrissie, listen, it's me.
21:05Remember those gold earrings I lent you?
21:07I can't find them anywhere.
21:08I want to wear them tonight.
21:10Oh, them.
21:10I must show you the wedding album.
21:12Oh, sorry.
21:14They're in...
21:15What?
21:17Completely flooded the entire flat.
21:19That's terrible.
21:20Pardon?
21:22A burst water tank.
21:24The whole ceiling down?
21:26No, gold earrings.
21:28Yes, Jo, yes, of course.
21:29We'll come straight back.
21:31We'll catch the next train.
21:37Hello.
21:38Hi.
21:39Oh, hello.
21:40Oh, yes, Jo, you've done very well.
21:43You've dried up the whole flat.
21:45You've been plastered to the ceiling.
21:46All in two hours.
21:47Oh, look, I just couldn't stand another day of you and my mother.
21:50Listen, you needn't have come all the way back,
21:52cos I found them in the tea caddy anyway.
21:54Ah, I thought I saw you coming.
21:56Ah, you shouldn't have gone to all that trouble.
21:58What trouble?
21:59Oh, coming back early for the concert.
22:01It's lucky I saved you two tickets.
22:03There's one for you.
22:04Very good.
22:04Yes?
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