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00:00And this looks like it's gonna be about a 38-yard field goal.
00:05And Alice better be...
00:06What are you doing? I was watching the game.
00:10Off-duty cop marathon.
00:12I knew it. You're a cop.
00:15I'm an off-duty cop.
00:21Oh, brother.
00:26Hot coffee!
00:27You know what's great with hot coffee?
00:30Coffee cake?
00:31No.
00:33Coffee cake...
00:35Turn it back.
00:40Unless you want a coffee kick.
00:44You asked for it.
00:50I gotta get a stuntman.
00:52The field goal is up, and it's good!
01:04Yes! We're going to the playoffs!
01:06What is this?
01:25Goal post!
01:25Well, I get to kick a field goal at halftime at this weekend's playoff game.
01:30If I make it, I get a million dollars!
01:33Forget the million dollars. You get to go to the game?
01:36I don't care about football.
01:39All Zai cares about is making that field goal.
01:42Now, step aside, because I got to get to practicing.
01:45Uh, you do realize that if you actually make a field goal, it'll go right through my window.
01:58Well, then you better get the window repairman on the line,
02:02because I'm about to bust some glass.
02:05You want me to go ahead and get that window repairman on the line?
02:18I have some exciting news.
02:20You finally got a girlfriend!
02:21No, I...
02:22Okay, hot plates! Hot plates coming in!
02:24Perochini Alfredo, a personal pan pizza, and the meatball sound.
02:31Hey, Speedy, Parky finally got a girlfriend.
02:33Ooh, good for you, Pinky.
02:35I thought you were going to be one of those always-leaves-alone guys
02:38who just gets more and more desperate until he alienates the few friends that he has,
02:41and then he's just alone.
02:43So, what a relief for you.
02:45Now when can we meet this new girlfriend?
02:47Ugh, I don't have a girlfriend.
02:51Well, stay in the game, Pinky.
02:52But maybe you should think about growing a beard.
02:55You got so much... face.
02:59That was your exciting news?
03:01That you don't have a girlfriend?
03:03No.
03:04I got us playoff tickets.
03:06What?
03:06How did you get tickets?
03:08They've been sold out for weeks.
03:10My uncle works in the league office.
03:12Talky, I can't believe we're going to the playoffs!
03:15I'm picking up the tickets this afternoon.
03:17You know, I've never said this before,
03:19but...
03:20Sangu.
03:22You mean, thank you.
03:24Is that how it's pronounced?
03:25Well, then...
03:26Sangu.
03:27Sangu.
03:28There's no two people I'd rather go with.
03:31My friendship with Porky is over.
03:53What?
03:53He ate my french fries.
03:56What french fries?
03:57The ones that came with my sandwich.
03:59He probably thought they were for the table.
04:01They were not for the table.
04:03They were my fries.
04:04They came with my sandwich.
04:05You want fries?
04:07Order fries.
04:08But you do not take someone else's fries.
04:11That is a garbage move.
04:13Porky is a piece of garbage.
04:17Don't you think you're being a little dramatic?
04:19I am not being dramatic.
04:21Now, if you'll excuse me,
04:23I'm going to walk myself home.
04:25That's right.
04:26Walk home through this unsavory neighborhood
04:28where I'll surely be set upon
04:31by ruffians and miscreants,
04:33street hustlers and road monkeys.
04:36None of whom, by the by,
04:39come close to being the kind of garbage
04:42that is Porky Pig.
04:45Now, good day, sir.
04:55Bugs?
04:55Hey, I fixed your window.
05:16That'll be $170.
05:18Bill me.
05:19I'm about to be a millionaire.
05:25Uh-oh.
05:48Down, boy!
05:49Down!
05:50Whoa!
05:51Nice, doggy!
05:52Ow!
05:52Ow!
05:53Ow!
05:54Ow!
05:54Ow!
05:54Ow!
05:55Don't you know
06:04when someone's being dramatic?
06:09It's Porky.
06:11How's your french fries?
06:12Hey, Pork.
06:13I just picked up the tickets.
06:15Our seats are even able to eat
06:16that better than I thought.
06:17Oh, that's great.
06:18Daffy, Porky got the tickets.
06:20Tell that piece of garbage
06:22that he can keep his garbage tickets.
06:25What'd he say?
06:26He didn't say anything.
06:27It was nothing.
06:28It was not nothing.
06:29I definitely said something.
06:31Evil me, what's wrong with Daffy?
06:33I guess you ate some of his fries.
06:35Evil me, the what?
06:36Daffy's mad at you
06:37because you ate some of his fries.
06:39I thought they were for the table.
06:41He thought they were for the table.
06:42They were not for the table!
06:44Relax.
06:45He just got his playoff tickets.
06:47Let me talk to him.
06:48He wants to talk to you.
06:50I'm not talking to him.
06:51I'm not talking to you!
06:53You ate my fries!
06:54I thought they were for the table.
06:56Did you pay for those fries?
06:58Because if you didn't,
07:00then you don't get any fries.
07:02Uh, I did pay for the fries.
07:04I bought everybody lunch.
07:05Oh, so you think that if you pay for a meal,
07:09then you get to eat everyone's food.
07:11Well, remind me to never pay for anyone's meal.
07:14You mean never pay for anyone's meal?
07:16That's because I have class.
07:19But none of this matters
07:20because I am not talking to you!
07:24How do you hang this up?
07:26Tell him goodbye.
07:27No, I'm not talking to him.
07:29Tell him I didn't say goodbye.
07:32Porky, don't listen to Daffy.
07:34All that matters is you got the tickets
07:36and we're all going to the game.
07:37So what if you ate a few of his fries?
07:39His fries?
07:40You're unable to eat Daffy's side?
07:43No, I'm not on anybody's side.
07:45You know what?
07:46Evo, forget about the tickets.
07:48You know what's going to the game.
08:08Oh, not again!
08:10What are you doing?
08:19What does it look like I'm doing?
08:21I'm putting the garbage in the garbage can.
08:26Those are pictures of me!
08:28Well, you only had two photos of Porky,
08:30but by then it was too late.
08:31I was on a roll.
08:32Daffy, you gotta apologize to Porky.
08:34Why?
08:35Because he's done so much for me over the years.
08:38Because he's shown himself to be a generous person
08:41of tremendous character and integrity.
08:44And it's petty of me to hold a grudge
08:46over a tiny, harmless misunderstanding.
08:48No, because I want to go to the game.
08:52Well, you can forget about the game
08:53because I'm not apologizing.
08:58He thought they were for the table.
09:00Oh, so now you're taking his side.
09:02I'm not taking his side.
09:04I'm not taking your side.
09:06There are no sides.
09:07It's french fries.
09:08This isn't about french fries.
09:10This is about morals.
09:12You don't have morals.
09:13Well, then I guess it's about french fries.
09:19That's my room.
09:23Your room, your problem.
09:29Wow.
09:30Evo, thank you.
09:31Don't thank me.
09:32Thank Daffy.
09:33It's from him.
09:34Evo, really?
09:35He feels terrible about what happened.
09:38Evo, well, then how come he didn't bring it over?
09:40He was too ashamed.
09:41He couldn't face you.
09:42But he wrote you a card.
09:44Here, read it.
09:46Evo, dear Porky,
09:47I'm so sorry.
09:49You were right.
09:49I was wrong.
09:51Evo, the french fries were for the table.
09:53Dear Daffy,
09:55I'm so sorry.
09:56You were right.
09:57I was wrong.
09:58They were your french fries.
10:00I hope we can put this all behind us.
10:02Go to the game and be friends again.
10:05At the game.
10:06In friendship.
10:07E-da-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-da-fee-duck.
10:09In friendship, Porky Pig.
10:11So what do you say?
10:12Can we let bygones be bygones and all go to the game?
10:15Of course we can.
10:17I mean, it's my amen.
10:18I mean, Adrian, just look at this incredible gift basket.
10:20I guess we can.
10:21But you gotta admit, that's a lame gift basket.
10:2822, 23, 24.
10:30There's only 25 people in front of us.
10:32We're almost inside.
10:33Playoffs!
10:35E-da-da-da-fee,
10:36I mean, I'm really glad we settled things.
10:38Well, it took a big man to admit they were wrong.
10:41I couldn't agree more.
10:43Great. Everyone agrees.
10:45Took a big man.
10:46There's no need to talk about it anymore
10:48because we're only 16, 17, 18 people away from that big game.
10:52That was a really nice gift basket.
10:54You know, the thing about gift baskets
10:56is they're so much nicer when you don't talk about them.
10:59I don't know about really nice.
11:00I mean, once you take off the ribbons and the bows and all the straw,
11:03it's just a couple of scented candles and some weird fruit.
11:06Whatever it is, it's over, it's done, we've moved on,
11:10and we're 9, 10, 11 people away,
11:13so let's just silently bide our time.
11:17Well, regardless, it's the thought that counts.
11:19I agree.
11:20So, thank you.
11:21For what?
11:22The gift basket.
11:23What gift basket?
11:25We're two people away.
11:26Let's talk about this when we get inside.
11:28The one you gave me.
11:29You gave me a gift basket.
11:33Why would I give you a gift basket?
11:35Just give him your ticket for eating my fries.
11:37We're holding up the line.
11:38I thought they were for the table.
11:40They came with my sandwich.
11:42So you didn't get me a gift basket?
11:44No, you got me a gift basket.
11:46I didn't get you a gift basket.
11:49I got the gift baskets.
11:50I don't care about the french fries.
11:52I just want to go to the game.
11:54Well, no one's going to the game.
11:58No!
12:01I wouldn't want to go to a game with a piece of garbage anyway.
12:05Here's my ticket.
12:06Kind of a long story.
12:09They had a fight.
12:11French fries.
12:12When the snow flurries swirl
12:24And we're all filled with cheer
12:29It's time to celebrate
12:33My favorite holiday of the year
12:39You know which one I'm talking about
12:41President's Day!
12:43It's President's Day
12:45It's time to reflect
12:46On those wonderful men that we elect
12:50Abraham Lincoln and George Washington
12:53Thomas Jefferson and Alec Baldwin
12:56Celebrate Oscar de la Hoya
12:59We fought off the British so they would not annoy ya
13:02Raise the flag, the stars and stripes
13:05Our 41st President, Wesley Snipes
13:09Charles Nelson Reilly won the war
13:12With the help of his mighty vice president Thor
13:14We were in trouble at the Battle of Manila
13:18But lucky for us, we had President Godzilla
13:21Thanks, President Godzilla
13:24My country tis of thee
13:29Sweet land of Mr. T
13:32And Mrs. T
13:35They did so much for us
13:40Like President Spartacus
13:44Who chopped down a forest
13:48So we can have softer toilet paper
13:52Okay, this is really soft
13:55And now, let's salute one of our greatest presidents
13:58President Johnson
13:59Oh no, nope, not that one
14:01No, nope, sorry, not him either
14:04Oh, there he is!
14:05So celebrate our fearless leaders
14:08Like Harrison Ford and his VP Derek Jeter
14:12And let's not forget President Pacino
14:15Fought at the Alamo with Robert De Niro
14:18Celebrate everyone dancing
14:21For the first woman president
14:23Scarlett Johansson
14:24It's President's Day
14:26Yeah, yeah, yeah
14:28Oh, yeah, yeah
14:30Leable
14:31Oh my gosh, I just sounded exactly like President Christina Aguilera
14:35That is so crazy
14:37Somebody park this thing!
14:47Excuse me, pardon me.
14:50Would you mind just lifting your foot a little bit?
14:52I think you're standing on a piece of my ticket.
14:54Oh, no, now you're standing on my hand.
14:57Excuse me, coming through.
14:59VIP, million-dollar VIP.
15:02Sam?
15:06Meh, what's up, neighbor?
15:08Out of my way.
15:09I got a field goal to kick.
15:11Well, good luck.
15:12You're gonna need it.
15:13What's that supposed to mean?
15:17Well, if I only had one chance to win a million dollars, I'd want luck on my side.
15:22And, you know, nothing's luckier than a rabbit's foot.
15:25Ooh!
15:26You'd be willing to part with it?
15:28No, you idiot. Take me in there with you.
15:31Oh, right.
15:41Where do you think you're a-going?
15:42Watch the game.
15:44Uh-uh.
15:45You and them lucky feet ain't leaving my side
15:47till I kick that ball through them uprights.
15:50The deal's a deal.
15:55Fine.
15:56But after you kick the ball,
15:57I'm kicking you to the curb.
16:01Well, I should have just taken his foot.
16:03And Dallas better be careful here,
16:13because New York's been better than anyone in the league at blocking fields.
16:17Oh, hey, Pinky.
16:18Table for one?
16:19I can get a girlfriend anytime I want.
16:22Whoa, easy.
16:24Why aren't you so defensive?
16:25Maybe that's why you don't have a girlfriend.
16:26No, it's that face.
16:29Start growing the beer, man.
16:30Can I just get a table?
16:32Unfortunately, we don't have any tables available.
16:35Packed house for the game.
16:36If you want, there's a seat at the counter.
16:38All right.
16:49Without question, I have the white seat in the stadium.
17:00Five minutes till halftime.
17:02You know you're missing an incredible game.
17:04You're not wearing cleats?
17:12These dudes are my secret weapon.
17:16A pointed toe makes the ball fly through.
17:18You're gonna slip.
17:19You gotta wear cleats.
17:20Ooh, I see what's going on.
17:23You're jealous of me.
17:25You don't want me to win a million dollars.
17:28I'm not jealous of you.
17:29Well, too bad for you,
17:31because the Bootsies is staying on the Tootsies.
17:38Come on, Rabbit.
17:39Bring your feet.
17:50Finally, I'm gonna see some action.
17:59What's happening?
18:00What's happening?
18:01What's happening?
18:03What happened?
18:04Touchdown!
18:14Should have won cleats.
18:16Why, you razzin' fre...
18:19Uh, pardon me, doll,
18:27but may I borrow your nail file?
18:30Oh, I'm sorry.
18:39Is this for the table?
18:40Or is it just for you?
18:42I'm not talking to you.
18:43Well, I'm not talking to you.
18:45Too late.
18:45You just talked to me.
18:47But you're real mature, Daffy.
18:48Daffy!
18:49Stop copying me.
18:50Stop copying me!
18:52Daffy, stop it!
18:53Daffy, stop it!
18:54I'm serious.
18:55I'm serious.
18:55I'm serious.
18:56I'm serious.
18:58And it's halftime.
19:00Now let's go back down on the field
19:02as one lucky fan will get a chance
19:04to kick a field goal for a million dollars.
19:06Are you wearing cowboy boots?
19:12Cowboy cleats!
19:15Come on, feet.
19:17Lucky, lucky feet.
19:18All right.
19:19Just kick the ball so I can watch the second half.
19:21Oh, you hate to see that happen.
19:49Hey.
19:49He should have worn more appropriate shoes.
19:52Can I get you anything else?
19:53I never got my side of fries.
19:55What side of fries?
19:56The fries that come with the meatball sub.
19:58Fries don't come with the meatball sub.
20:00They did last time.
20:01No, they didn't.
20:02I just gave them to you guys compliments of the house.
20:05You know, for the table.
20:11Well, that answers that question.
20:13You gonna eat that?
20:16Is that Senor Bugs?
20:17Well, someone's gonna kick it.
20:27I guess these feet are lucky after all.
20:42I can't believe you gave the million dollars to Charity.
20:54You mean Charity.
20:56Oh.
20:56Is that how it's pronounced?
20:58Hey, look over there.
21:01Porky got a girlfriend?
21:02I was right about the beard, huh?
21:19Maybe I should grow one.
21:20Come on.
21:24What?
21:24Let's go.
21:25Let's go.
21:25Bye.
21:26Bye.
21:27Bye.
21:27Bye.
21:30Bye.
21:30See you next time.
21:32Bye.
21:37Bye bye.
21:37Bye bye.
21:37Bye.
21:40Bye.
21:40Bye.
21:45Bye.
21:46Bye.
21:47Bye.
21:49Bye.
21:49Bye.
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