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00:00Come on, we're going to be late for the movie.
00:11What are you wearing?
00:13I don't know about you, but I'm getting a student discount.
00:17You're driving? You always drive.
00:19Let me drive.
00:22I'm not going in that thing.
00:23It's not a thing. It's a parade float.
00:26It'll take us 18 hours to find a parking spot.
00:28I'm driving.
00:30You think you get to make all the decisions?
00:32What are you, the man in the relationship?
00:34We're not in a relationship.
00:36Well, guess what? I'm a man, too.
00:38And today, this man is going to drive you to the movies and buy your ticket.
00:43So you can just leave your wallet and keys here,
00:46because this man is wearing the pants today.
00:50Oops, almost forgot my purse.
00:54Come on, you big lug.
00:56You're really going to buy my movie ticket?
01:14Of course.
01:16Here, put these on.
01:17Is this a diaper?
01:19Babies get in free.
01:22Oh, hold on!
01:23Daffy, that was a stop sign.
01:35Relax. I have a way with cops.
01:38Oh, hello, Officer Jerkface.
01:42I didn't recognize you away from the donut shop.
01:44I guess you can't catch real criminals,
01:46so instead you just harass innocent citizens.
01:49What a waste of my tax dollars.
01:51Can I see your driver's license?
01:53My what?
01:54Just give me a driver's license.
01:56What's a driver's license?
01:58You don't have a driver's license?
01:59Sir, you're not allowed to operate a vehicle without a driver's license.
02:03Please, step out of the car.
02:04I'm going to have to have it towed.
02:05Toad?
02:06But I'm just an innocent schoolgirl,
02:09and this is my baby brother.
02:10Put on the diaper!
02:14You can get your vehicle back
02:15when you get a driver's license.
02:21You're going to scratch it!
02:22What a man.
02:33Hey, Lola.
02:35Hey, Bugs. What you doing?
02:36Standing on the side of the road.
02:38Fun.
02:39Oh, my gosh.
02:40You're never going to believe this.
02:42There is a guy standing on the side of the road
02:44who looks just like you.
02:45I'm about to hit him.
02:50You look just like my boyfriend.
02:52You poor thing.
02:55I can't believe Daffy was driving without a driver's license.
02:58That is so irresponsible.
03:02Lola!
03:05That was a red light.
03:09I can't go to jail.
03:11I'm too pretty.
03:12I won't last a day.
03:13No, no.
03:13I'll lift weights.
03:14I'll get really muscular.
03:16My voice will get really deep.
03:17I'll run the place.
03:22Hi, officer.
03:24Can I see your driver's license?
03:26Absolutely.
03:26Just one second.
03:27Hold on.
03:28Let me see here.
03:30Oh, here we go.
03:31Oh, no way.
03:32That's my credit card.
03:35Here we go.
03:36Oh, nope.
03:37That's a recipe for salmon balls.
03:38They're really good.
03:40Here it is.
03:41Oh, no.
03:42That's my frozen yogurt frequent muncher card.
03:44Two more and I get a free waffle cone.
03:46Oh, here it is.
03:48It was hiding.
03:49Oh, no, wait.
03:49That's a picture of bugs.
03:50Isn't he cute?
03:52Here it is.
03:53Wait.
03:54That's a basketball card.
03:55Manu Ginobili.
03:56I love Manu Ginobili.
03:59Oh, here it is.
03:59Whoops.
04:00Fortune cookie fortune.
04:01You will receive an unexpected letter from a friend.
04:05How does the cookie know that?
04:06That's crazy.
04:07I'm sorry.
04:07What did you want?
04:08Your driver's license.
04:09Oh, yeah.
04:10I don't have one of those.
04:11This is stupid.
04:20Sorry, I just got to talk to my wife real quick.
04:23You personal matter.
04:25Daffy Duck, give me a driver's license.
04:28Well, you need to take a test.
04:29A test?
04:30What is this, communist Russia?
04:32Next you're going to tell me I need to take a test to breathe?
04:35Or to practice law?
04:41I need to take a test.
05:02Finished.
05:03You can take the test right over there.
05:05I thought that was the test.
05:06That was the application to take the test.
05:08What?
05:09Those questions were impossible.
05:11Address?
05:12Date of birth?
05:13Who has that stuff memorized?
05:15I don't know what to put for gender.
05:17Here's a steady guide.
05:19I don't need your propaganda.
05:23Well, maybe I'll just skim it.
05:32Thank goodness you were here.
05:33That was a really hard test.
05:35That's the application.
05:36You take the test over there.
05:37Would you like a steady guide?
05:39Yeah, I think I'm good.
05:41She'll take the steady guide.
05:44What is the speed limit in a residential area?
05:47When are roads the most slippery?
05:48Who is allowed to park in a handicapped spot?
05:51This is even harder than the application!
05:53No talking?
05:54Ronald Reagan was right.
05:59Hmm.
06:00Mm-hmm.
06:01Okay, interesting.
06:02Okay, makes sense.
06:03Oh, that's a good roll.
06:04Yep, got it.
06:05Okay, I'm ready to take the test.
06:06You, uh, read that awfully fast.
06:09You sure?
06:10Uh, does a red light mean go?
06:14I failed?
06:16How did I fail?
06:17Well, you marked C for every answer.
06:19Do you know who I am?
06:21I'm Daffy Duck.
06:24D.
06:24Duck.
06:25What do you think the D in DMV stands for?
06:29It stands for department.
06:30Well, that's my middle name.
06:32Daffy.
06:33Department.
06:33Duck.
06:34Sir, you can take the test again.
06:35You get two chances.
06:39Good to see my name still carries a little weight around here.
06:43Lola?
06:44What are you doing here?
06:45Oh, I don't have a driver's license.
06:48Hmm.
06:48Irresponsible.
06:50You can't cross two double yellow lines?
06:53Huh.
06:53I didn't know that.
06:56Hello?
06:57Are you allowed to drive in a bike lane?
06:59Lola, you can't call me.
07:01You're taking a test.
07:02Just yes or no?
07:03I'm not helping you cheat.
07:04I said I'm not helping you cheat.
07:09Are you allowed to park in a handicapped space?
07:11Daffy?
07:12Yes or no?
07:13It's a simple, hard question.
07:15No.
07:16Of course you're not allowed to park in a handicapped space.
07:23What is this?
07:24Communist Russia?
07:27Hello?
07:28Hey, Pork.
07:29Oh, hi, Bugs.
07:30What are you doing?
07:31Oh, I'm just...
07:32Picking up my drag lane.
07:35Would you like fries with that?
07:36Why would I want fries with my dry cleaning?
07:39Yes, jumbo fries.
07:41Could you give me a ride?
07:42I'm stuck at the DMV.
07:43Sure.
07:44Just one thing.
07:46You have your driver's license, right?
07:47Of course I do.
07:48Great.
07:49Are you going to want to catch up with your fries?
08:01Hello?
08:02Where are you?
08:03Oh, sorry.
08:04I think they messed up my order.
08:05I mean my dry cleaning.
08:08Oh, there you are.
08:11What are you doing at the DMV?
08:13Driver's license?
08:33What do I do?
08:35I've never been pulled over for anything.
08:37I followed the rules of the road.
08:40Safety first.
08:41You can't talk on a cell phone while driving without a hands-free device.
08:45Since when?
08:46July 1st.
08:48I voted for that.
08:51Also, I'm going to need you to step out of the vehicle.
08:53Why?
08:54Your license is expired.
08:55Oh, I know that one.
09:00Oh, that's an easy one.
09:02Who wouldn't know that one?
09:03And done.
09:11Daffy?
09:12Oh, hey, Porky.
09:13What are you doing here?
09:15My driver's license expired.
09:16So irresponsible.
09:20Hello again.
09:21I think you'll really enjoy grading this.
09:27You passed.
09:28You got a perfect score.
09:30That's because I'm passionate about the material.
09:33Now give me my license.
09:34That was the written test.
09:35You still need to pass the driver's test.
09:37Driver's test?
09:39How am I going to cheat on a driver's test?
09:42I'm sorry.
09:42You failed.
09:43What?
09:44That's impossible.
09:46I read the rules of the road every night before bed.
09:49You get to take it one more time.
09:51Maybe this time don't answer B for every question.
10:01Bueno, this is Speedy.
10:03Hey, Speedy, it's Bugs.
10:05Let me ask you something.
10:07Do you have a valid driver's license?
10:12Next!
10:13I didn't know you worked here.
10:18Eh, double-dipper session.
10:20Gotta get them multiple revenue streams.
10:22You know, we could probably make this a lot easier on both of us
10:26if you just wanted to pass me right now,
10:28you know, saying that we're neighbors and all.
10:30Son, you're a-barkin' up the wrong tree.
10:33I'll take my job very seriously.
10:36And I gotta warn you,
10:37I'm a real stickler.
10:39If you make one,
10:47just one,
10:48itsy-bitsy mistake,
10:50you're-a-gonna fail.
10:51You don't happen to have a phone book I could sit on, do you?
11:06That's right.
11:07That's right.
11:08These are all right.
11:09I have to pass.
11:10You're looking at Lola.
11:12Oh, hi, Porky.
11:13What are you doing here?
11:14And my driver's license expired.
11:16Mm-mm.
11:17You and Daffy.
11:18So irresponsible.
11:19Hi.
11:23Sorry that took so long.
11:24I'm a little nervous.
11:25I'm not a really good test taker.
11:27I'm more of a test giver.
11:28Or a test watcher.
11:29Or a taste tester.
11:32You passed.
11:33Perfect score.
11:34Oh my gosh, I did?
11:35I'm a really good test taker.
11:36You failed again.
11:45What?
11:47What's happening?
11:48Let me take another one.
11:49I'm sorry, sir.
11:50You only get two chances.
11:52Did I at least come close?
12:01Turn left at the next intersection.
12:06How'd that go?
12:11Great.
12:25How am I supposed to get in that?
12:27Get in it?
12:28All you asked was if I had a valid driver's license to meet you at the DMV.
12:32You wanted a ride?
12:33I'm not a taxi driver, man.
12:34I'm in the middle of a lunch rush.
12:36Hey!
12:46Look!
12:47Where are you going, idiot?
12:51Oh, gringos.
12:58So, are we parallel parked?
13:00Mm-hmm.
13:00This driver's test is graded on a scale of one to a hundred.
13:05And considering the type of driving you just did, what grade would you give yourself?
13:10Hundred.
13:10I get that one a lot.
13:13I get that one a lot.
13:24Oh, this is embarrassing.
13:27Next!
13:28Hi!
13:29Cool your jets, blondie.
13:31I'm a real stickler.
13:32I'm a real stickler.
13:39You look familiar.
13:46It's Yosemite.
13:47Oh, like the national park.
13:49You know, I was named after a national park.
13:52Oh, no, wait.
13:53Sorry.
13:53I wasn't named after a national park.
13:54I was named after my grandmother.
13:56Oh, no, wait.
13:56My grandmother's name is Betty, not Lola.
13:58Wait, there's a national park named Betty?
14:00Can you just take a right?
14:02A right?
14:03Yosemite, I just got a perfect score on my written test.
14:06I think I can do a little more than take a right.
14:30Whoa!
14:30Huh?
14:36Let's go!
15:06Did I pass?
15:18Hello?
15:22Yeah, I passed.
15:25Oh, now I know why you look familiar. You're Bugs' neighbor.
15:28He told me so much about you.
15:30He's not a fan.
15:34I can't believe they named a national park after that guy.
15:36I'm not going to kill you.
15:49You get your license?
15:50I failed. Twice.
15:53So you'll take the test again next week.
15:56No way. I'm done driving.
15:58The only people who deserve a driver's license are responsible, law-abiding citizens who know the rules of the road.
16:05Ow!
16:06License driver coming through! Woo! Have a way! License driver! One hundred percent!
16:14Well, there's an exception to every rule.
16:17I've got my driver's license! Woo-hoo!
16:19Maybe two exceptions.
16:21Look, Bun-Bun. I'm an organ donor. Are you an organ donor? You want to give each other our organs?
16:26Eh.
16:27Well, we can decide later.
16:28Are you ready to go? Be my first passenger as a licensed driver?
16:33Thanks, but I have to drive Porky home. He didn't pass.
16:36Oh, stay strong. You'll get through this. I know. I've been there.
16:40But I'm not there anymore! Woo-hoo! Drama's lesson!
16:48How do you get out of this place?
16:50Here we go.
16:51What did I do?
16:53You-you can't cross two double yellow lines.
17:00Ow! I just read that!
17:02Hello again.
17:10Driver's license.
17:11Sure thing.
17:14Leave your wallet at home.
17:17Ugh.
17:19I left my wallet at home.
17:34Eh. I'm just gonna walk.
17:41Beep-beep.
17:47One ticket. I'm a student.
17:51Sir, please.
17:56Goo-goo, ga-ga.
17:58I'm a baby, and I want to see a movie for free.
18:02Get your hands off me!
18:03I'm a licensed driver.
18:05Do you have any idea who you're dealing with?
18:08I'm a licensed driver!
18:09I have a license!
18:11I don't-
18:11I don't-
18:12I don't-
18:12I don't-
18:12I don't-
18:12I don't-
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