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00:00Oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:30Can I help you?
00:35Gaffey Duck, picking up my business cards.
00:42How's the wizard business going?
00:44Great. Lots of magic, spells, things like that.
00:47That'll be $215.25.
00:49That seems awfully high.
00:52Price reduce! Reduce!
00:55Reduce!
01:00Oh, don't forget to leave a business card in the bowl.
01:18You could win a romantic evening for two.
01:24Right this way.
01:25We'd like a table for two?
01:41Great. I'd like a pair of thalic gold pants, but I'm not bugging you about it.
01:44Phone?
02:03Kind of got my hands full.
02:05So do I.
02:06I guess I have to do everything around here.
02:21Go.
02:22This is Daffy Duck.
02:26What? I won?
02:28A romantic evening for two?
02:30Seven-course meal?
02:32Dancing?
02:33A limousine?
02:35I can't believe my luck!
02:37How's the wizard business?
02:39Great.
02:40Lots of magic, spells, you know, things like that.
02:43See you Friday night.
02:44What are you doing Friday night?
02:46Nothing.
02:47Well, you are now.
02:49Friday night, we're gonna get dressed to the nines,
02:51get picked up at a limo,
02:53and have a fabulous romantic dinner.
02:55Daffy, what you just described is a date.
02:58I'm not going on a date with you.
03:01Oh, you're right.
03:02I didn't think of it that way.
03:04Hey, Porky.
03:08Want to go on a romantic date Friday night?
03:10I'd be able to love to.
03:11No, you idiot.
03:13Ask a woman.
03:14I'm so excited.
03:15I'm so glad you called.
03:16I've got one.
03:17Ask a woman?
03:19But I have horrible luck with women.
03:21Hmm.
03:22The lobster looks good.
03:24We'll split a salad and keep the bread coming.
03:28Do you think I'm pretty?
03:29No woman should be judged on her looks.
03:33But if I had to, I'd say you're about a four and a half.
03:37I'm having a really nice time.
03:40You have a little something on your face.
03:41Ooh, wait.
03:46That's a part of your face.
03:49I just can't figure women out.
03:51Well, maybe you need to talk to one and get a woman's perspective.
03:55That's a great idea.
03:56How about your girlfriend, Lola?
03:58Lola is not my girlfriend.
03:59And she's crazy.
04:01All women are crazy.
04:02Call her for me.
04:03Hook it up.
04:04No, I don't want to call her.
04:05Come on, hook it up.
04:07I'm not hooking it up.
04:09And who says hook it up?
04:10I do.
04:11I say hook it up.
04:12Hook it up.
04:13Please.
04:14It's one quick phone call.
04:15I'm begging you.
04:16Hook.
04:17It.
04:18Up.
04:24Hi, Bugs.
04:25How'd you know it was me?
04:27Oh, I answer every call like this.
04:29Just in case it's you.
04:30Sorry.
04:31No, it's okay.
04:33It's just a weird way to answer the phone.
04:34No, no, no, no.
04:35I wasn't talking to you.
04:36I almost hit an oil truck.
04:37Oh.
04:38Well, maybe I'll call you at a better time.
04:40This is a better time.
04:41This is a perfect time.
04:43What?
04:43Are you kidding?
04:44This is a perfect better time.
04:46Help!
04:47Go on.
04:49Well, my friend Daffy needs some dating advice.
04:51And I thought maybe you could talk to him.
04:53Are you serious?
04:54Well, if you'd rather not.
04:55No, not you.
04:56I'm sorry.
04:56I almost hit another oil truck.
04:57Driving's hard.
04:58So you want me to help Daffy?
05:00Yes.
05:00Would that be a nice thing for me to do?
05:03Yes.
05:04And you like nice people?
05:05Yes.
05:06So if I help Daffy, you'll like me?
05:09Uh, I guess.
05:11Then I'll do it.
05:12Great.
05:12Thanks.
05:13Uh-oh.
05:14What?
05:15You won't do it?
05:15No.
05:16That time I did hit an oil truck.
05:17I have to go.
05:18Bye.
05:18Before you can have a successful date, you need to understand women.
05:32So, I've written you a script filled with things that every woman will want to hear on a date.
05:36But if you say these things, I guarantee that any woman will immediately fall in love with you.
05:43Really?
05:44Just say those words.
05:46You are a beautiful, beautiful woman.
05:48You are the epitome of grace, style, and femininity.
05:51You're my best friend.
05:52This stuff is pretty good.
05:54Told you.
05:55You're my best friend.
05:57In fact, you're the only friend I need.
05:59Here's a good idea.
06:00Let's get rid of all of our other friends and only be friends with each other.
06:04Also, we should cut off family members that don't support our relationship.
06:08Also, we should have jobs where we work together.
06:11Because if there's one thing I know, it's that if we drop all of our friends, cut off our families, and work together,
06:17we are guaranteed to have a perfect relationship.
06:22This really works on women?
06:26Are you okay?
06:27I'm fine.
06:28I just...
06:29I never noticed how handsome you were.
06:32Oh, thanks.
06:34You have a really big beak.
06:35Thank you very much.
06:37So, have you given any thought of who you want to invite on your romantic date?
06:44I have, actually.
06:46Anyone I know?
06:48Could be.
06:49You know that girl Tina from the coffee place?
06:51Her beak's even bigger than mine.
06:53Well, thanks for the help.
06:55Call me sometime.
06:59Good one.
07:02Yeah?
07:17Hi.
07:17Uh, I'm not sure if you remember me.
07:20You're the wizard, right?
07:21You do remember me.
07:23How could I forget?
07:24Your check bounced.
07:27What?
07:27I'm going to have to have a serious talk with my financial advisor.
07:31This should take care of it.
07:36So, uh, Tina, I was wondering if by any chance you're not doing anything tonight,
07:41which you probably are because you're not ugly,
07:43but if for some reason you're not,
07:45would you maybe possibly, no pressure if you can't,
07:48just wondering, you know, would you like to go out with me?
07:51Maybe.
07:53Yeah, I'd love to.
07:54Well, you can't blame a guy for trying.
07:57I said I'd love to go out with you.
08:01Really?
08:02Yeah, it'll be fun.
08:03Great!
08:04I'll pick you up at eight.
08:07Don't use that money.
08:08You'll get arrested.
08:14That'll smell nice for my date.
08:16Maybe another little dab.
08:18Safety dab.
08:29Hello, Jaffy.
08:34Oh!
08:35Lola!
08:35What are you doing here?
08:37Did you ask that girl out?
08:38Yeah, I did.
08:39So you're going to go out with her?
08:40What do you even know about this girl?
08:42She could be trouble.
08:43She could be dangerous.
08:44You know, not every girl is as stable as me.
08:46No, Tina's great.
08:52Her name's Tina?
08:54That's not even a real name.
08:55That's a made-up name, like Ballswick or Catharag.
08:58I think Tina's a real name.
09:00Oh, she has you so duped.
09:03I think you should leave.
09:06Fine.
09:07But you're making a huge mistake.
09:09Tina's crazy.
09:13She's a crazy person.
09:14She's a crazy, fake-named person who's probably a stalker.
09:19I'm just going to leave this ladder here for later.
09:29I can't lose him.
09:30I've got to stop that date.
09:32And I know just how I'm going to do it.
09:36Is it weird to talk to myself?
09:37No, it's not weird.
09:38Do you think I need a haircut?
09:39I don't know.
09:40You could grow out your bangs.
09:41Ooh, that's a good idea.
09:42Hey, Lola.
09:43Oh, hi, Bugs.
09:44How'd your talk with Daffy go?
09:46Great.
09:47Really great.
09:48Super great.
09:49It could not have been greater.
09:50Wow.
09:51Well, thanks again for doing that.
09:52I'll make it up to you sometime.
09:53How about tonight?
09:54Dinner?
09:55Oh, uh, I don't know.
09:57You gotta eat.
09:59Come on, one dinner.
10:01No big deal.
10:01Nothing fancy.
10:02Oh, okay.
10:04Great.
10:04I know just the restaurant.
10:07It's very casual.
10:08It's very laid back.
10:09This is casual and laid back?
10:12Who said anything about casual and laid back?
10:14Uh, you did.
10:15Oh, right.
10:18I meant to say fancy and uptight.
10:21Sometimes I get my words mixed up.
10:22Like, I'll say bubbles when I really mean pickup truck.
10:25Or jelly when I really mean, uh, like a boat.
10:37What was that for?
10:41Sometimes I kiss people when I really mean to walk to my table.
10:52Nice place.
11:00Yeah, uh-huh.
11:01Can you just scooch a little bit that way?
11:02Thanks.
11:03Yeah, I'd just like to be able to see all the exits in case of an emergency.
11:06Hmm, aged beef.
11:17Where did I get that from?
11:19A retirement community for cows?
11:23Uh, Lola?
11:26Huh?
11:26Oh, yeah.
11:27Oh, I totally agree with whatever you just said.
11:32Check it out.
11:37Cloth napkins.
11:38Nice, right?
11:47You are a beautiful, beautiful woman.
11:51Hmm?
11:54You are the epitome of grace, style, and femininity.
11:58Hey, you're my best friend.
12:01I'm your best friend.
12:02We just met.
12:04Well, uh, hold on.
12:05When I'm with you, every day is Valentine's Day.
12:10Except for the real Valentine's Day, which we will now call Super Valentine's Day.
12:15Are you reading something?
12:17No, I need...
12:19What all women want to hear?
12:21What woman wants to hear stuff like this?
12:23Lola.
12:25Lola.
12:27Hmm?
12:27I was just asking if you want to split an appetizer.
12:30Oh, yeah, sure.
12:31Yeah, whatever you want, Daffy.
12:32It's Bugs.
12:34Huh?
12:35I'm Bugs.
12:37Okay, so what do you want, a medal?
12:39You're a grown-up.
12:40You don't need a script.
12:42Let's just get to know each other.
12:44Tell me about yourself.
12:45Okay.
12:46Uh, well, what do you want to know?
12:49I'm rich.
12:50Very rich.
12:50But a do-gooder.
12:52I help poor people.
12:53Orphans, whales, you know.
12:54Look, if you're not going to tell me about yourself, let me take a shot.
13:00You're an insecure little weirdo who lies about everything and probably cries himself to sleep every night.
13:06Wow.
13:07You're good.
13:08Well, I guess this date's over.
13:09Hey, get back here.
13:12Relax.
13:13It's not over.
13:14But you said all those horrible true things about me.
13:17You're like an abandoned building that ought to be condemned.
13:20You know, busted windows, rats running around, a real nasty sewage situation.
13:26But maybe if the right person got a hold of it and cleaned it up,
13:30maybe they could take that disgusting building and turn it into something not so disgusting.
13:36Are you that person?
13:37Lucky for you, I like a project.
13:40And am I that disgusting building?
13:43Yeah.
13:44That is the nicest thing that anyone has ever said about me.
13:49I'll look hot?
13:50I guess.
13:51I mean, if you'll look hot, too.
13:53He he he he he he.
13:56Oh, come on.
13:57Give me something.
13:59Oh, I don't like this.
14:01I can take a hint, if you'll excuse me.
14:04What is happening?
14:09She kisses me, then ignores me?
14:11I mean, a retirement community for cows?
14:14That was funny.
14:15All right.
14:16Pull yourself together.
14:18Date's not over.
14:19We haven't even ordered yet.
14:21Wait till dessert.
14:22I've got great dessert material.
14:24Chocolate mousse.
14:25They'll dip anything in chocolate these days.
14:27The point is, date's not over.
14:43You sound like a pig!
14:47Good evening.
14:54My name's Catharard.
14:55I'll be your server.
14:57Lola, I didn't know you worked here.
14:59Yep.
14:59Worked here my whole life, since the day I was born.
15:01Can I get you anything?
15:02Uh, someone already took our order.
15:05Wow.
15:08Ooh, that's my jam.
15:10Want to dance?
15:11Hook it up!
15:12So, Lola, uh, you know I invented the carrot peeler.
15:22Too pregnant.
15:23Seen any good movies lately?
15:25Ugh, too boring.
15:27You have beautiful ears.
15:30Perfect.
15:30Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah, ooh.
15:35Who's that girl with the red dress on?
15:37Who's that girl?
15:38She's the crazy one.
15:39Not all girls are what they seem.
15:41And there can only be one girl in your dreams.
15:44I'll lose that girl with a made-up name.
15:46I said I'll lose that girl with a made-up name.
15:48I said I'll lose that girl with a made-up name.
15:50And get with a girl who cared enough about you to break into your bedroom.
15:58What are you doing?
16:00I'm trying to win my boyfriend back.
16:01I said I'll lose that girl.
16:03What boyfriend?
16:05Daffy.
16:07Daffy's not your boyfriend.
16:08I'm your boyfriend.
16:11Say that again?
16:12Mm-mm.
16:13That's okay.
16:14I have it right here.
16:15I'm your boyfriend.
16:16Oh, boy.
16:18I'm your boyfriend.
16:21I'm your boyfriend.
16:22Bug, what are you doing here?
16:24We're on a date.
16:25He's my boyfriend.
16:26I'm his girlfriend.
16:27We're boyfriend-girlfriend.
16:29I thought you were our waitress.
16:32Wow.
16:34She's a keeper.
16:35You know what we should do sometime?
16:36Double date?
16:36How about tomorrow night?
16:37You guys like Ty?
16:38Yeah.
16:39It's going to be fun.
16:39It's going to be fun.
16:40It's going to be fun.
16:42Woo!
16:44What just happened?
16:46Beep, beep.
16:54That's the best date I've ever had with a wizard.
16:58There's something I should tell you.
16:59I'm not really a wizard.
17:01Oh, boy.
17:04Oh, boy.
17:05Oh, boy.
17:07Oh, boy.
17:08Finally.
17:11I was worried you weren't going to show up.
17:14What are you talking about?
17:15I thought we were having a dinner tonight.
17:18Oh, I think I might have eaten your dinner, Porky.
17:22How do you know my name?
17:23I don't.
17:24That was more of an observation.
17:26Are those for me?
17:27I've got to get a girlfriend.
17:36I've got to get a girlfriend.
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