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00:00When are you gonna learn how to swim?
00:06Swimming's for losers who can't afford both.
00:16Go away.
00:21No, I don't wanna play.
00:24I said I don't want to play.
00:33There's lease laws, you know.
00:48What the?
00:51Hey!
00:52No!
00:54Stop it!
00:55Bugs!
00:56Control your Tasmanian devil!
00:58He's digging up the yard again!
01:00I'm warning you.
01:01You get any more dirt on me,
01:03and there will be consequences.
01:09Well, next time there'll be consequences.
01:12Maybe.
01:13Probably not.
01:16Hmm.
01:22What's this line for?
01:24A movie.
01:25Movie, huh?
01:26Must be good.
01:27Long line.
01:31Next.
01:33One ticket and a large popcorn.
01:35Oh, and I'm a senior citizen.
01:37And a student.
01:38And active military.
01:39So just go ahead and give me those discounts.
01:41Excuse me?
01:42What's this movie about anyway?
01:43It's the Foghorn Leghorn story.
01:45A rags to riches tale of a poor rooster who grows up to become one of the world's greatest entrepreneurs.
01:51Snooze fest.
01:52What else is playing?
01:54This isn't a movie theater.
01:55We're making a movie.
01:56This line is to audition for the role of Mr. Foghorn Leghorn.
02:01This guy?
02:02You're making a movie about this guy?
02:05Let me give you some advice, sister.
02:08No one's going to want to spend two hours looking at some ugly bird with a red pompadour,
02:13two weird balls hanging from his chin, and a big fat gut.
02:17Son, you better watch what you say.
02:21Or you might just find yourself with the lead role.
02:25Mr. Leghorn, I think that would be a huge mistake.
02:28A huge mistake is wearing that blouse with those shoes, Carol.
02:33Son, I say son, has anybody ever told you you've got chutzpah?
02:38Sounds vaguely familiar, but I don't speak Spanish.
02:41Sir, don't you remember? He's the idiot who destroyed your company.
02:45I only remember the positive, Carol. That's why I'm a success.
02:51I like you, son. You speak your mind. That's just what this movie needs.
02:55I have a lot better things to do with my time than to star in your stupid movie.
03:00Like what?
03:02Touche.
03:04You can all go home. The role, I say the role's been cast.
03:09But he's not even a rooster.
03:12He's more of a rooster? I say he's more of a rooster than you'll ever be.
03:17Don't you think it's a little weird having a duck play a rooster?
03:21It's called acting, son.
03:23Don't you think it's a little weird that I'm not an actor?
03:25Ha, ha, ha. That's a knee slapper. Ha, ha. You're killing me. Ha, ha.
03:35Good boy.
03:38I don't know why Daffy's always complaining. You don't dig up the yard.
03:42Aaaaaah!
03:47Sigh...
04:01Uh, gotta get me an electric clothes dryer.
04:03Aaaaaah!
04:04Aaaaaah!
04:05Aaaaaah!
04:06Aaaaaah!
04:07Aaaaaah!
04:08Aaaaaah!
04:09Aaaaaah!
04:10Aaaaaah!
04:11Aaaaaah!
04:12Aaaaaah!
04:13Aaaaaah!
04:14Aaaaaah!
04:15Aaaaaah!
04:16Aaaaaah!
04:17I'll tell you what's up!
04:18Your dumb dog!
04:19He's not a dog. He's a Tasmanian devil.
04:23I don't care what breed he is. When he digs up my yard, we got a problem.
04:28Well, we've got another problem. How we get out of this hole.
04:31Come here, boy!
04:34Aaaaaah!
04:36Go get help!
04:38Aaaaaah!
04:39Aaaaaah!
04:45Like I said, dumb dog.
04:49Oh, here we go.
04:52What's this?
04:55This is interesting.
04:57It's mine!
04:58You don't even know what it is.
05:08No.
05:12No.
05:16No.
05:20No.
05:24No.
05:25It's a vase.
05:29You mean my vase.
05:31Why do you want it so badly?
05:33You said it was interesting, and that's all I needed to hear.
05:37Now, good day, sir.
05:41Uh, will help?
05:43Yeah!
05:47If I'm going to play Foghorn Leghorn in the Foghorn Leghorn story, then I need to know all about Foghorn Leghorn.
05:58Let's start with your name. What is it?
06:00Foghorn Leghorn.
06:02Foghorn Leghorn.
06:06Okay, Foghorn, tell me about yourself.
06:10Well, I was born, I say I was born in 1900 and-
06:14Hey, this isn't the DMV.
06:16I don't care when or where you were born, or what your childhood was like, or where you went to school, or what experiences shaped your outlook on life.
06:24If I'm going to play you, then I'm going to need to know more than just some dumb facts. I need to know what's in here.
06:30Hmm, my passion. Okay, son. From my earliest days, I remember being fascinated by a tale. A tale of a King Baku and his beautiful Queen, Yim Yaw.
06:47Now, the Queen had a pet turtle that she loved more than anything.
06:51But one day, I say one day, the King found the Queen in tears. The turtle had died.
07:03Well, King Baku couldn't bear to see Queen Yim Yaw cry.
07:08So he sent eight ships, I say eight ships, in eight directions, with orders to find the most exquisite turtle in the world.
07:18One that would never die.
07:22Only one ship, I say one ship returned.
07:25And the Captain gave the King a Burmese turtle made of pure gold.
07:36And when the King gave the Burmese turtle to his Queen, she burst. I say she burst with joy.
07:44Literally.
07:45The King took the Burmese turtle and hid it. So that no one, I say no one, would ever burst with joy again.
07:52Well, I'm going to tell you something, son. When I heard that story, I vowed. I say I vowed to find that turtle.
07:59And you know what? I never did. But I learned something worth more than the Burmese turtle. It ain't the treasure, son. It's the quest. And that's, I say that's, what's in here.
08:12So basically, you say I say I say a lot. Got it. See you on the set.
08:16See you on the set.
08:17I say I say, my name is Fockhorn Lakehorn, and I tell boring stories.
08:21Hmm, that boy, I say that boy gets me.
08:34You lied.
08:36Excuse me?
08:37You said this vase was interesting. Well, I've been watching it for two hours, and it ain't done a thing.
08:43It's not supposed to do anything.
08:45And what's interesting about it?
08:47Well, it looks pretty old. It could be valuable.
08:50Valuable. That's all I needed to hear. So long, sucker.
08:55Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:02Thanks.
09:05This, I say, this is the opening scene of the movie, where I say goodbye to my wonderful mama forever.
09:10She's gonna say her line, and then you break down and cry like a baby, just like I did.
09:15I say, I say, I say, action!
09:20Son. I say, son. Remember what I always told you. It's not the treasure. It's the quest.
09:32Pray!
09:33You're mum is gone!
09:48CRY! Your mama's gone!
09:54Boo-hoo-hoo, man! I'm crying so hard! I say, I say, and look at how hard I cry!
10:04Don't say it, son. Do it!
10:06You're laughing?
10:16I don't know. I'm grasping at straws here. I mean, she's not giving me anything.
10:20Can't somebody get me a real actress to work with?
10:23You heard him. Somebody help that woman out of that bed so we can put a real actress in it.
10:28Somebody means you, Carol.
10:30One electric clothes dryer. Will you be paying with cash or credit?
10:38Vase!
10:46Are you trying to make me look like a fool?
10:49You don't need me to make you look like a fool.
10:51You're darn right I don't. This thing ain't a valuable.
10:55I said it could be valuable. You'd need an expert to know for sure.
10:58That's all I needed to hear!
11:01Now who's the fool, idiot?
11:03You know any experts?
11:13Now, son, in that box. I say, in that box, you believe is the Burmese Turtle.
11:18It's what you've wanted your whole life.
11:20Now, after you say your line, you will start running, which will be my cue to press this button,
11:25causing an elaborate chain reaction, which will destroy the entire set.
11:29So we only have one shot at this. Are you ready?
11:32I was born ready.
11:33Let's shoot this, you turkeys!
11:41Action!
11:42I say, I say! The Burmese Turtle is mine!
11:51Quick question! When's lunch?
11:55Huh?
11:56Wow!
11:59Oh my God!
12:15Unbelievable!
12:16Wait! I'm out of here!
12:17I'm done!
12:18You blew the entire stunt.
12:20Way to go, turkey.
12:22I'm a rooster!
12:25Union guys.
12:26Well, if you win some, you lose some.
12:28Gotta know when to hold them, when to fold them.
12:30Four score in seven years, you know what I mean?
12:31Are you quitting on me, son?
12:33Everybody else quit, so I quit.
12:35Mob mentality.
12:36I guess I was wrong about you, son.
12:39What's that supposed to mean?
12:41Roosters are loyal.
12:42Roosters never quit.
12:44Roosters, I say roosters, fight to the end.
12:48And son, you are no rooster.
12:52Did you just call me a no rooster?
12:55What are you gonna do about it, huh, son?
12:58I say, what are you gonna do about it?
13:00What are you gonna do about it?
13:10What are you gonna do about it?
13:13What are you gonna do about it?
13:15Well, what's your expert opinion?
13:27Ooh, unless my eyes deceive me, it appears to be an authentic satsuma vase.
13:32Ooh, what's a satsuma vase?
13:35It's an ornate ceramic vessel from 14th century Japan.
13:39Is it valuable?
13:40Oh, I dare say. Look at this finish, how expertly executed it is.
13:44And the color. It's remarkably even.
13:47Oh, and we mustn't forget the glaze.
13:49Oh, don't get me started on the glaze.
13:51And the scalloped rim.
13:53Lustrous texture.
13:54The buff-tinged enamel.
13:55Get to the point, you stupid squirrels.
13:57We're gophers.
13:58Indeed.
13:59What's the dern thing worth?
14:01Well, given the variables of today's marketplace...
14:04The scarcity of satsuma ceramics.
14:06And factoring in the current value of the N.
14:08I'd say your vase is worth approximately...
14:12A million dollars!
14:14Now, which one of you lucky two found it?
14:17I...
14:18I did!
14:18I was swimming laps in my pool when my dumb dog dug a hole in my yard.
14:23I saw the vase, picked it up, and I very clearly stated,
14:27this is interesting.
14:29That's all I needed to hear.
14:31Oh, it's quite all right.
14:39It's just a Tiffany lamp.
14:41After all, things are replaceable.
14:45Well, not that.
14:46That was one of a kind.
14:48Too fucking cool.
14:51I'm him.
14:52I'm him.
14:52There is nothing plural.
14:56Oh my god!
14:57You're just messing up.
15:07Oh my god...
15:08Oh...
15:09Oh my god...
15:09Oh...
15:09Oh...
15:11Oh my god...
15:11That's a little bit.
15:12Oh.
15:13Is that all you've got?
15:26I'm still standing here.
15:29They've broken nearly everything in the store.
15:32Well, look on the bright side. Soon there'll be nothing left to break.
15:39Daffy? Bugs?
15:41Bugs!
15:43Well, look who finally learned to cry!
15:46Boo!
15:48Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
15:54Hehehehehehe!
15:58Ow!
15:59Horsley! Ow!
16:01Grr! Grr! Grr! Grr!
16:04Doop!
16:04Ooh!
16:08Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
16:09Boo!
16:10Oh, you, uh...
16:13Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
16:15I think you might be a rooster after all, son.
16:19That's all I ever wanted to be!
16:21Heheheheh!
16:23I think you might be a rooster after all, son.
16:27I think you might be a rooster after all, son.
16:39That's all I ever wanted to be.
16:50No!
16:50The Burmese turtle! We found it!
17:00It's beautiful. I say, it's beautiful.
17:04It's mine!
17:06Oh, I'm so happy. I've never been filled with so much joy.
17:10I feel like I'm about to...
17:12That was interesting.
17:16It's beautiful. I say, I say, it's beautiful.
17:24It's mine!
17:26I gots me so much joy, I'm-a gonna burst with joy!
17:31I say!
17:33Well, it ain't a-
17:35Well, it ain't a treasure. It's a quest.
17:40That's the lesson of this movie.
17:44I say, I say!
17:54Bravo! Bravo!
17:56Oh, I demand a sequel.
17:59I don't get it.
18:00Shut up and clap.
18:06Looks like we only sold six tickets.
18:09Six tickets we wouldn't have sold if we hadn't have made that movie.
18:12I call it my proudest achievement.
18:15Well, if we're being honest, I didn't pay for mine.
18:21That boy is one of a kind.
18:24It's just about appreciating the journey.
18:34It's about valuing experiences over things.
18:37What don't you get?
18:39Well, for starters, why is a duck playing a rooster?
18:41And then, the same duck plays me?
18:44That don't make no sense.
18:45And am I the only one who found all that fighting gratuitous?
18:48It's for sure.
18:50Good luck!
18:51Yes.
18:51Thanks.
18:52Thanks.
18:52Thanks.
18:53Thanks, Bill.
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