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00:00All right, I'll do it.
00:04Do what?
00:05I'm hosting a bachelor auction for charity.
00:08And I ask Bugs to be in it.
00:10What am I, invisible?
00:11I'm the most eligible bachelor here.
00:13What's the charity?
00:15Literacy.
00:15That's my favorite charity.
00:17There's too much literacy in the world.
00:19We need to fight against literacy.
00:22Uh, Daffy, the fight is for literacy.
00:25What?
00:26Who's for literacy?
00:28Our highways and byways are covered in litter.
00:31I, for one, think it should be a crime.
00:34Littering is a crime.
00:35You went to jail for it.
00:37Literacy is the ability to read and write.
00:40Oh, then count me in.
00:43O-N-N.
00:44Hmm?
00:57Two hundred dollars.
01:03You think it's sold for, you think, uh, two hundred dollars.
01:06Ah!
01:07Ah!
01:07Ah!
01:10The next bachelor.
01:12You believe it's Bugs Bunny.
01:20Nine hundred dollars.
01:21I won.
01:22Fifteen hundred.
01:23Two thousand.
01:24Three thousand.
01:25You better back off.
01:26Four thousand.
01:27I'll fight you for him.
01:28Five thousand.
01:29Oh, that's it.
01:30Ah!
01:31Ah!
01:32Now, now, now, ladies.
01:34Take it easy.
01:36A hundred thousand dollars.
01:37Ah!
01:39Bun-Bun.
01:40I'm back.
01:41Lola?
01:42It's sold.
01:43I'm back in your life.
01:45At least for one date.
01:46And you can't say no because it's for a good cause.
01:49Littering!
01:49Our next bachelor is Daffy Duck.
01:55Let's keep that money train rolling, ladies.
01:58Daffy has no job.
02:00And no education.
02:01And a credit score of negative 13.
02:05Let's start the bidding at $50.
02:10Anyone?
02:10Anyone?
02:11It's for a charity.
02:19Tax deductible.
02:21Gross.
02:22Well, we tried.
02:24Our next bachelor...
02:25Stupid.
02:27Sold.
02:31Oh, my bachelor.
02:33Knock off the pleasantries, Grandma.
02:35Let's get this date over with.
02:37So what's the plan?
02:38Dinner?
02:38Movie?
02:39Moonlight stroll on the beach?
02:41I thought we'd clean out my attic.
02:44Clean your attic?
02:45What's romantic about that?
02:47I'm a 90-year-old woman.
02:49Get your mind out of the gutter.
02:54You're sure you don't want to start with the living room?
03:01Coming.
03:03I said I'm coming.
03:06Oh, brother.
03:09Oh, you're home.
03:11Yes, Lola.
03:13I'm home.
03:14But not for long.
03:15Because we're going to Paris, France!
03:18What?
03:19For our date!
03:19We're going to Paris.
03:20You know, the Cité of Lavelle.
03:23No, no, no, no, no.
03:24That's not a date.
03:25A date is dinner at a restaurant.
03:28So we'll have dinner at a restaurant in Paris!
03:31Lola, I'm not leaving the country.
03:33Oh, yes you are.
03:34It clearly states in Article 5, Section 3 of the Bachelor Auction Bylaws that the bidder,
03:38that's me, will decide where and what constitutes a date while the biddie, that's you, must escort the bidder, again, that's me, on said date for up to but not exceeding 24 hours.
03:47Again, the biddie is you, and I'm the bidder.
03:49And these are the bylaws.
03:51And this is a megaphone.
04:01I'm so bored.
04:04I read all my magazines.
04:05I did the crossword.
04:08I ate all my peanuts.
04:10So I ate all your peanuts.
04:11I peed four times.
04:13Oh, I feel like I've been on this plane forever.
04:15Flight attendants, please prepare the cabin for takeoff.
04:20How long is this flight again?
04:21Ten hours.
04:22Ten hours there and ten hours back.
04:24That's 20 of your 24 hours.
04:27Hmm, someone's good at math.
04:30That's what I love about you.
04:33That and your smile.
04:34Oh, and your frown.
04:36And that in-between smile and frown face.
04:39And your profile.
04:42Oh, and the back of your head.
04:43Oh, look at your ears.
04:44What are those?
04:46Noise cancelling headphones.
04:49You don't happen to have another pair, do you?
05:10Well, this is my attic.
05:12Great day in the morning.
05:15How much junk can a person hoard?
05:18Oh, if it's broken, throw it away.
05:21Otherwise, just organize and clean as you go.
05:25I'll go get you some tea.
05:30Here we are.
05:32Oh, thank goodness I'm melting.
05:36Are you kidding me?
05:38It's a thousand degrees up here.
05:39Ever heard of iced tea?
05:42I've heard your tea.
05:46Oh, I haven't seen these in ages.
05:52Abba, Abba.
05:53Abba just set me up on a date with your granddaughter, huh?
05:55That's me.
05:57During the war, I was a whack.
06:00Hey, to break it to you, but you're still a whack.
06:02Oh, no, Philly.
06:06The Women's Auxiliary Army Corps.
06:09You were in the army?
06:11Yes.
06:12I was the spy.
06:15It was the final days of World War II.
06:18Germany still had control of Paris.
06:26I was told to meet my contact to the Louvre.
06:30In front of the Mona Lisa.
06:33Hold on.
06:34What's the contact?
06:35What's the Louvre?
06:36And what's the Mona Lisa?
06:37Just listen.
06:38Listen.
06:38From now on, all exchanges are to be delivered by Carrier Pigeon from the Eiffel Tower.
06:58Carrier Pigeon?
06:58I hate birds.
07:05I was never here.
07:08I was never here.
07:38The Americans will be here soon.
07:48And we will no longer control Paris.
07:51And we're not leaving here empty-handed.
07:54We're going to steal all of their art.
08:02Get to work!
08:03Get to work!
08:08A spy!
08:13Get her!
08:13Did they catch you?
08:14Did they kill you?
08:16They killed you, didn't they?
08:18What?
08:19It's a legitimate question.
08:22Now, where was I?
08:24A spy!
08:25Get her!
08:25Get her!
08:27Oh, my goodness.
08:40Oh, I'm so excited.
08:42It's the Louvre.
08:43I love the Louvre.
08:44Oh, I am a Louvre lover.
08:46You can't help but fall in love when you're at the Louvre.
08:49Surrounded by so many beautiful things.
08:53Beautiful, expensive things.
08:55The Louvre is the most incredible place in the world.
08:59The Louvre is an art museum?
09:01I thought it was a mall.
09:02Oh, well.
09:03When in Rome.
09:05Oh, wait a second.
09:08We're not in Rome.
09:08We should go to Rome!
09:10Or we could just roam around here.
09:15They have great malls in Rome.
09:16The Mall of America's in Rome.
09:18Oh, no, wait.
09:18That's in Canada.
09:19We should go to Canada!
09:24I had lost the Germans.
09:28Oh, so I had thought.
09:34Come on!
09:34Come on!
09:35Come on!
09:36Come on!
09:40You don't look like a carrier pigeon.
10:05There's a shortage of pigeons.
10:07They're using any belts they can get their hands on.
10:10Go!
10:14I said to go!
10:20Good luck.
10:22Take this film to the Allied Forces.
10:27Go!
10:27Go!
10:28Go!
10:54Go!
10:54Go!
10:55Go!
10:55Did you fall? Did you fall to your death? You fell to your death!
11:06Oh, it's time for my nap. I'll continue my story when I wake up.
11:13Oh yeah, she fell to her death.
11:15Stonehenge. One of the oldest structures in the world.
11:29Lola?
11:29Was it the druids who built it? Or aliens? The world will never know.
11:36It's the Eiffel Tower.
11:38The world will never know.
11:41Oh my gosh, hurry! We only have two more hours left in Paris and we haven't fallen in love yet!
11:49Wait, have you fallen in love yet?
11:51Okay, well quit staring at Stonehenge and let's see the rest of the city!
12:04Wake up!
12:05Ah!
12:06You know, that's a good way to kill an old person.
12:10I can't stand the suspense! What happened to the Eiffel Tower?
12:14Eiffel Tower? Oh, oh yes. I was heading on for still life.
12:21I am not leaving Paris without France's finest piece of art. The Eiffel Tower.
12:32No!
12:33No!
12:34No!
12:36No one can save you now!
12:38I can't!
12:39I can't!
12:39I can't!
12:40I can't!
12:40I can't!
12:41I can't!
12:42I can't!
12:42I can't!
12:43I can't!
12:44I can't!
12:45I can't!
12:47Oh, you saved my life!
12:48He's getting away! We need to stop him!
12:52He's getting away! We need to stop him!
12:54He's getting away!
12:57He's getting away!
12:57He's getting away!
12:59Wow, the White House.
13:09Lola?
13:09I thought it would be more white and a little more house-looking.
13:13Oh, our poor president has to commute ten hours to work every morning
13:17and then do a bunch of politics all day
13:19and then get right back on that plane and fly another ten hours
13:22just to do it all over again the next day.
13:25That man deserves our support.
13:27Lola?
13:27Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave...
13:35Lola, stop!
13:37You need to stop talking.
13:38We're in one of the most beautiful cities in the world.
13:42Let's take a deep breath, look around, and just take it all in.
13:47That's a great...
13:48With no talking.
13:57You need to stop talking.
14:12We're in one of the most beautiful cities in the world.
14:14Let's take a deep breath.
15:48Idiot.
15:50I taught myself.
15:51A little closer...
16:05Now!
16:13You!
16:15Land this blimp, Frankenheimer.
16:19I don't take orders from a woman!
16:21I'm not just a woman!
16:23I'm a...
16:25Whack!
16:27This art does not belong to you!
16:45It will soon, when we cross the German border!
16:53And who are you?
16:55Your worst nightmare!
16:57You're not much of a carrier pigeon, but you're one heck of a Tweety Bird.
17:03You're not much of a carrier pigeon, but you're one heck of a Tweety Bird.
17:17Now, let's turn this blimp around!
17:21Did the blimp explode?
17:23Did it explode into a million pieces?
17:25It exploded and killed you, didn't it?
17:27You're not very bright, are you?
17:30Huh?
17:31We arrived back in Paris to an incredible reception.
17:37The rest of the art was returned to the Louvre, the Allies liberated France, Colonel Frankenheimer
17:43was sent to prison, and I was rewarded with a very special gift.
17:49A gift?
17:50A gift?
17:51What was it?
18:02You think I would have noticed that before?
18:04Then what's the one they got in France?
18:06It's a fake!
18:09Wow!
18:11Oh, hey!
18:12We never finished cleaning your attic!
18:14Well, truth be told, I didn't bid on you just to clean my attic.
18:19It's also nice to have someone to talk to.
18:23Any time.
18:24That was a fun date.
18:26Aren't you gonna walk me home?
18:29Ah, just kiddin'.
18:31Oh!
18:40Hey, hey!
18:45Huh?
18:56So now, let me get this straight.
18:58You fought in World War II.
19:01Yep.
19:02How old are you?
19:04I'll never tell.
19:05Well, can you at least tell me if you're a boy or a girl?
19:08Girl?
19:13Huh.
19:14I was wrong.
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