Looney Tunes Turn Millennial Episode 7 IN ENGLISH

Dramas And Dessert

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00:00To be continued...

00:30Inside this cage is the most ferocious animal on the planet.

00:37If it gets out, don't bother calling for help.

00:40You won't have time.

00:42So if you value your life, you'll keep the cage locked.

00:46Never remove this lock.

00:50Any questions?

00:52Nope.

01:00Hey mister, you forgot your rock.

01:16Hmm.

01:40Sleep well?

01:41Why?

01:42Are you implying that I wet the bed?

01:43Uh, you get the paper.

01:47I'm gonna make coffee.

01:48Are you implying that I don't know how to make coffee?

01:51You don't know how to make coffee.

01:52Hmm.

01:58Another boring day in the suburbs.

02:00Huh?

02:01Didn't she get the paper?

02:18Do you know how to do anything around here?

02:20Don't open that.

02:21There's a wild animal out there.

02:24It's a dog.

02:25That is no dog.

02:28It's a dog.

02:32Are you lost, Poochie?

02:36Maybe he belongs to one of our neighbors.

02:39He's a wild animal.

02:40He can't possibly belong to one of our neighbors.

02:42Well, then maybe we should keep him.

02:44But what if he belongs to one of our neighbors?

02:51Oh, hello.

02:53We're sorry to bother you, but did you lose a pet?

02:57Lose a pet?

02:59Oh, I don't gamble.

03:01I mean, I'll buy a lottery ticket now and then.

03:04No, no.

03:05Not a pet.

03:06A pet.

03:08We found this dog.

03:10Oh, you found my clog.

03:12Oh, thank goodness.

03:14I've been looking everywhere for it.

03:17Oh, brother.

03:18Forget the clog.

03:19What she really needs is a hearing aid.

03:21Hearing aid?

03:22What's a cheering maid?

03:25You know, a cheering maid.

03:27It's basically a cheerleader who cleans your house.

03:30Sometimes they'll get in pyramid formations.

03:31They wear cute little pleated skirts that can double as mops.

03:38I thought I saw a Tasmanian devil.

03:41Nice try, bird.

03:44I did.

03:45I did see a Tasmanian devil.

03:49Come on, lady.

03:51Cheering maid.

03:52They wax the floors with their ponytails.

03:55They chant the names of various food products.

03:58They vacuum your floors while dating the captain of the football.

04:01They do W-I-N-D-O-W-S.

04:06Window.

04:07With...

04:08Dose.

04:09Whoa.

04:10And dry your laundry by waving it like a flag.

04:13You know, cute little girls with names like Cindy, Margie, Brittany.

04:16There's always a Brittany.

04:18With her toothy little smile and feathered up.

04:20What don't you understand?

04:22They're real energetic.

04:24They use pom-poms instead of sponges.

04:26Wait.

04:27Why are we still talking about cheering maid?

04:29Is this your dog or not?

04:31Do I do the foxtrot?

04:33Why, yes, of course.

04:35Oh, yeah.

04:36Oh, doo-doo.

04:37Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.

04:39You know what?

04:41Let's just keep the mangy beast.

04:43Because I can't take another second of this.

04:45You hear that, boy?

04:47You got a new home.

05:07Stop my recliner!

05:09Aw, he must be hungry.

05:11You stay here and keep an eye on Poochie while I go get him some dog food.

05:18Say, now that I think about it, he's going to need a dog bowl, too.

05:21And a dog collar.

05:23And a dog leash.

05:24And a dog bed.

05:27Oh, maybe a little dog sweater.

05:30All right, you filthy beast.

05:32Drop it!

05:35Mother!

05:36Easy, boy.

05:37Easy.

05:38Sorry if the filthy beast remark came off a little harsh.

05:41I meant it as a compliment.

05:43You know, like, look at that filthy beast.

05:45I like to party with that guy.

05:49Oh, come on.

05:50You don't want to hurt me.

05:52I'm a sweet guy.

05:54Not sweet isn't delicious.

05:56Just sweet isn't my personality.

05:58Everyone who knows me says I'm extremely tender.

06:00I mean, you know, tender nice.

06:03Not like my meat is tender.

06:04Although duck meat is one of your more tender meats.

06:06Oh, no.

06:07I've said too much.

06:10Yeah!

06:11Animal control.

06:15There's a monster in my house that's trying to kill me.

06:18What are you doing out here?

06:46Hey, you're supposed to be watching Poochie.

06:49Poochie is a psychotic monster!

06:51He hunted me like I was his prey!

06:54If you don't want to watch the dog, just say so.

06:57You can't go in there!

06:58It's a death sentence!

06:59We gotta sell the house!

07:00Start out new!

07:01This neighborhood's a bummer anyway!

07:03Wait.

07:04Since this is the last time I'm ever going to see you alive,

07:07there's a few things I need to tell you.

07:09Remember that time someone ate all your Halloween candy

07:12and I said it must have been aliens?

07:15It was me.

07:16And remember that time someone ordered all those pay-per-view movies

07:19and I said it was aliens?

07:21That was me too.

07:23And remember that time you were abducted by aliens

07:25and I insisted it was me?

07:27I lied.

07:28It was aliens.

07:37Poochie!

07:38I'm home!

07:43A gruesome tragedy's gonna make it a lot harder to sell this house.

07:47My glamour shot!

07:57My tennis trophy!

07:59My glamour shot of my tennis trophy!

08:03No!

08:04Hey!

08:05What's going on out here?

08:07We're trying to celebrate my niece's quinceanera.

08:09It's a special day and you're ruining it.

08:12Now please, senor buddy, keep it down.

08:17What is that thing?

08:22He's my dog.

08:24Oof, if you say so.

08:25But that's one ugly dog.

08:27How did you do that?

08:28I simply asserted my place as the alpha dog.

08:32See?

08:33See?

08:34He's calm because now he knows I am not afraid of him.

08:37Down.

08:38Roll over.

08:40You see?

08:41You need to be the alpha dog to him.

08:43Alpha dog, huh?

08:44One disclaimer.

08:45This stuff works on dogs.

08:49And I'm still not convinced that that's a dog.

08:53What is wrong with everyone?

08:56He's obviously a dog.

09:09Good boy.

09:11He's obviously a dog.

09:42Oh, a dog salon.

09:58You've been such a good boy today, you deserve a little pampering.

10:02Have you seen this animal?

10:05He's very dangerous.

10:07If you see him, call the zoo immediately.

10:12How may I help you?

10:17We'll take the puppy pamper package, please.

10:19We're very busy.

10:21The Worstminster dog show is tonight.

10:23As you can see, every dog who's any dog is here getting ready.

10:27In that case, maybe I should enter my dog.

10:30Well, if you're competing, I can certainly squeeze you in at...

10:33Oh my, what is that?

10:36That's my dog.

10:39Sir, I hate to be the bearer of obvious news, but that is not a dog.

10:45What did you just say?

10:47I said, that thing is not a dog.

10:58For your information, that is a dog.

11:04He may not be the prettiest dog.

11:06He may not be the most refined dog.

11:08But my dog has something that no other dog in here has.

11:15And that is class.

11:17And I'll prove it to you.

11:27Because my dog's gonna win the Worstminster dog show.

11:32And by the way, your salon is a dump.

11:36Come on, Poochie.

11:37You wanna win a trophy?

11:41Oh, what a cute doggie.

11:43Let me get a good look at you.

11:46I've never seen such a cute dog.

11:49What a good boy.

12:05Well, I can't think of anything else to tell you.

12:11Have a good day.

12:13Oh, the excitement is palpable here at the Worstminster dog show.

12:24Pray tell, who do you think is going to win?

12:26I think that one.

12:28Oh, no, maybe that one.

12:29Oh, no, wait.

12:30I didn't see that one.

12:32Oh, you do know there can only be one winner, right?

12:35Well, I guess that's why the excitement is so palpable.

12:41I'm here for my mani-pedi.

12:42Sir, I've told you before, this is a salon for dogs.

12:46Fine.

12:47I wouldn't be caught dead in here anyway.

12:50Your salon is a dump.

12:52It's not our fault.

12:53Some rabbit came in here with a wild beast,

12:56claiming he was going to enter him in the Worstminster dog show.

13:00Bugs.

13:01And people say I'm the crazy one.

13:03What a joke.

13:09I have a better chance of winning a dog show than that thing.

13:15Tasmanian devil?

13:17Danger?

13:18Savage killer?

13:19I've got to warn bugs!

13:23Guitar lessons?

13:24I've got to warn bugs!

13:35I'm coming to save you, bugs!

13:37Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo!

13:39Hoo, souvenirs!

13:42Up next, bug's bunny and his dog, Poochie!

13:55I'm coming to save you, bugs!

14:01Bugs!

14:03Bugs, look!

14:04You want me to take guitar lessons?

14:11Not that!

14:11This!

14:12Poochie's not a dog!

14:14He's a Tasmanian devil!

14:16What's a Tasmanian devil?

14:19A wild beast

14:20whose insatiable hunger for violence and destruction

14:23combined with its sharp teeth and claws

14:26make him the perfect killing machine!

14:28Killing machine!

14:30Killing machine!

14:31Killing machine!

14:34Killing machine!

14:37Killing machine!

14:42Killing machine!

14:53Killing machine!

14:54Over there!

15:01Look for your lives!

15:02Panic!

15:03Every man from fire!

15:04Women and children last!

15:08Aha! He's under here!

15:10What are you doing?

15:12Saving your life!

15:14My life isn't in danger, but now his is!

15:16But he's a wild animal!

15:18He's a monster!

15:20Have you ever heard the expression,

15:22don't judge a book by its cover?

15:24No. What about, it's what's inside that count?

15:26Uh-uh. Looks can be deceiving. Doesn't ring a bell.

15:28What's wrong with you? Oh, that one I've heard!

15:30The point is,

15:32he may be a Tasmanian devil,

15:34but he's also the best dog

15:36I've ever heard.

15:38Seal all the exits!

15:44I've gotta get him out of here, but how?

15:48Put this on him.

15:52Thanks, Doc. Don't mention it.

15:54I mean, I will, whenever it benefits me.

15:56I'm a Tasmanian devil!

15:58There he is! Get him!

16:04Freeze!

16:06There's a dangerous animal in there.

16:16You make sure you get him home safe.

16:18That's exactly what I plan on doing.

16:20There's a dangerous animal in there.

16:24You make sure you get him home safe.

16:26That's exactly what I plan on doing.

16:28There's a dangerous animal in there.

16:30You make sure you get him home safe.

16:32That's exactly what I plan on doing.

16:34Well, Poochie.

16:46I guess this is it.

16:48I wish I could keep you,

16:50but this is where you belong.

16:52This is where you belong.

16:54So long, buddy.

17:06Go!

17:22Oh, do you have a dog?

17:28I used to.

17:36Poochie?

17:38Hang on, boy.

17:40We're going home.

17:42Wee!

17:44Wee!

17:45Ah!

17:54Ahem!

17:55Beat it!

18:00Do not make me use this!

18:06Choo!

18:08Choo!

18:10Choo!

18:12I prefer the couch anyway.

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