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00:00The End
00:30Hey, wake up.
00:37Come on, you're snoring. Wake up.
00:44Daffy, wake up.
00:53Alright, fine.
01:00Do you need to fight so loudly? I'm trying to sleep.
01:30You look terrible. You should get more sleep.
01:52More sleep? I can't get any sleep because of your snoring.
01:56What? I've tried everything. Breathing strips, mouth guards, eye patches, jock straps, self-tanner, canker sore cream, and I still snore.
02:06Really? Canker sore cream didn't work.
02:09What's the big deal?
02:10I snore, you brush your teeth, we all have our little quirks.
02:14Daffy, you gotta see someone about your snoring. It's a problem.
02:18Not a problem for me. I sleep great.
02:20Well, it's a problem for me. And I know just how to fix it. Permanently.
02:31How is standing on the ledge of a high-rise building gonna fix my snoring?
02:35Oh, right. Snoring.
02:37What's this doctor's name again?
02:49Dr. Weisberg.
02:51Weisberg. What is that, Irish?
02:53Ugh.
02:54Hey, that's Porky's office. Murphy and Associates.
02:57Murphy. What is that, Jewish?
02:58What are you doing?
03:07Recipes.
03:08You don't cook.
03:09Well, I don't have the time.
03:10But seven-minute meals, it's perfect for busy moms like me.
03:15Okay.
03:18I'm gonna go visit Porky.
03:20Fine. More salmon balls for me.
03:24This is taking forever.
03:26Where's the bathroom?
03:27Right down the hall.
03:29Oh, you need a key.
03:31A key? To go to the bathroom?
03:34What? You don't trust me?
03:35You think I'm gonna steal your toilet?
03:37Pfft. What happened to this country?
03:42Porky, can I see you in my office?
03:45What'd I do?
03:48Bugs, what are you doing here?
03:50I was gonna push Daffy off the roof.
03:53Wow, look at you.
03:55You got your own cubicle.
03:57A computer.
03:58Please don't...
03:59Please don't...
04:00A phone.
04:02This is Porky Pig.
04:06Pencil sharpener.
04:09Tape dispenser.
04:11What a fun job.
04:12You must love working here.
04:14If I love, you mean hate sitting in the soul-sucking cave,
04:17counting every minute until the weekend,
04:19and then dreading every minute until the m-m-m-monday,
04:22then yes.
04:23I love working here.
04:27Spitting image.
04:32Oh, uh, who works there?
04:34No one. It's empty.
04:35Mm-hmm.
04:37My point is, if someone wants to steal a toilet,
04:40they're gonna steal a toilet.
04:42Let's just agree to disagree, okay?
04:44I don't agree to that.
04:46All right.
04:47It looks like you've got a deviated septum.
04:50There is nothing wrong with my septum.
04:53What's a septum?
04:54It's what separates the right and the left side of the nose.
04:58Yours is too far to the right,
05:00which is causing your snoring.
05:02Can you fix it?
05:04Easily.
05:05It's a piece of cake.
05:06A very simple procedure.
05:08And, if you'd like,
05:09while I'm at it,
05:10I can smooth out that bump in your beak.
05:13I don't have a bump in my beak.
05:20I'm hideous.
05:24Where'd you get that?
05:25Why didn't you tell me I have a bump on my beak?
05:28I never noticed a bump.
05:29Do not patronize me.
05:31If there is something wrong with me
05:32that I don't know about,
05:34then you owe it to me
05:35as my best friend to tell me.
05:36All right.
05:37You're a narcissist.
05:39You're a sociopath.
05:40You're probably a psychopath.
05:42You're a...
05:45You're paranoid,
05:47sexist,
05:48and you make fun of the elderly.
05:50Those are just quirks.
05:52Endearing quirks.
05:53I'm talking about something important.
05:56My appearance.
05:57And if you won't be honest with me,
05:58then I'll find someone who will.
06:00Oh, here.
06:01Take this home for me.
06:02It's a really good toilet.
06:07Did you want these in color or black and white?
06:10Do I have a bump on my beak?
06:12Oh, yeah.
06:13It's huge.
06:14First thing I haven't noticed about you.
06:16I can't have a bump on my beak.
06:18I can't have an imperfection.
06:20I allow no imperfections.
06:23What are you talking about?
06:24You are nothing but imperfections.
06:27Name a perfection.
06:30What are you looking at?
06:31It's my bump, isn't it?
06:33Don't look at me.
06:35I'm a monster.
06:38Oops.
06:38Sorry.
06:39Didn't mean to bump into you.
06:40Oh!
06:43It's okay.
06:45It's just a bump in the road.
06:46Oh!
06:47Oh!
06:49Ah!
06:50Careful.
06:51That sidewalk's pretty bumpy.
06:59Mom!
07:00Mom?
07:01Bump?
07:02Bump?
07:04No!
07:05No!
07:07No!
07:08Hey, man.
07:09You got a big bump on your beak.
07:11Ow!
07:12Oh, yeah!
07:12Hey!
07:13Hey!
07:13Hey!
07:13Hey!
07:14Hey!
07:14Hey!
07:15Hey!
07:15Hey!
07:15Hey!
07:15Hey!
07:16Hey!
07:16Hey!
07:17Hey!
07:17Hey!
07:17Hey!
07:17Hey!
07:18Hey!
07:19Hey!
07:19Hey!
07:20Hey!
07:20Murphy & Associates, please hold.
07:22Thank you for holding.
07:24All trip.
07:34What's up, Doc?
07:37E-B-B-Bugs?
07:38E-B-Why are you here?
07:39I don't know.
07:40Maybe because I work here?
07:44E-B-But you're not an accountant.
07:45Nope.
07:46But evidently I have great people skills.
07:49So what are you working on?
07:50E-B-The Papadopoulos returns.
07:53It's the most icky, a complex, tedious tax return.
07:56And I get used to be stuck with it every year.
07:58Well, what are you waiting for?
08:00Those taxes aren't gonna return themselves.
08:05Return those taxes!
08:07Return those taxes!
08:08Return them!
08:09Return them!
08:10Return those taxes!
08:11Report that income!
08:13Find those deductions!
08:15Automize those expenses!
08:16I want to look like this!
08:21This is a recipe for salmon balls.
08:25Give me that!
08:26I haven't had time to make those.
08:27Seven minutes!
08:28They're out of their minds!
08:29I want to look like this!
08:31First of all, that's a woman.
08:35Second of all, that's a nose.
08:38You have a beak.
08:39You know your bedside manner could use some work.
08:44Smaller.
08:46Smaller.
08:48Smaller.
08:48Anything smaller would be too drastic a change.
08:53The drasticer, the betterer.
08:56When do you want to have it done?
09:00Now!
09:02Sorry, you have a very flappable face.
09:07Hawkey's gonna love these.
09:13Hey, I didn't hear you snore last night.
09:16I guess the procedure was a success.
09:18It'll be a success when these bandages come off
09:20and I show the world the new me.
09:22Soon, I will be on the outside
09:24when I've always been on the inside.
09:27Perfect.
09:28Like a diamond.
09:29Or a pearl.
09:30Or a pearl with a diamond inside.
09:32And now the pearl outside
09:34is being replaced by diamond.
09:36So that there is diamond on the inside
09:39and now finally a matching diamond on the outside.
09:44Well, all I care about is the not snoring.
09:47I'm off to work.
09:48Work?
09:52I don't remember bugs having a job.
09:55Have they always had a job?
09:56I wonder what he does.
09:57I bet he's a dentist.
10:01Lame!
10:04Got any rubber bands?
10:07Thanks.
10:09Scissors?
10:12Thanks.
10:14Tape?
10:16Thanks.
10:17Pencils?
10:18Thanks.
10:19I only needed the erasers.
10:23Hey, Pork, you got a second?
10:26Bugs, I'm trying to work.
10:28Hi, my name's Diane.
10:30I'm Mr. Bunny's new secretary.
10:32Oh, can I get you a cup of coffee?
10:35Stop it.
10:36You're hurting me.
10:39Bugs, quit it.
10:40What? I'm just having fun.
10:42You're not supposed to be having fun.
10:44You're supposed to be working.
10:45Why can't I do both?
10:47Huh?
10:48Porky, the average person spends a third of their life at work.
10:52Why would you want to waste a third of your life being miserable?
10:55Are you saying I should quit?
10:58No, I'm saying that you need to make work fun.
11:01I don't know, Bugs.
11:05Well, I think it's a great idea.
11:15Are you ready to see the new you?
11:20My middle name is ready.
11:22Actually, it's Shelton.
11:24I tried going with Armando for a while, but it never caught on.
11:26Probably because your middle name doesn't come up in conversation very much.
11:29I tried working it in, but...
11:31Holy...
11:32What is it?
11:32How do I look?
11:34Oh...
11:35Oh...
11:36Oh...
11:37Oh...
11:38Oh...
11:38Oh...
11:38I'm...
11:39Gorgeous.
11:40Got any paperclips?
11:48I used all mine.
11:50Thanks.
12:00Is that a chandelier made of paperclips?
12:03You were right, Bugs.
12:04Work can be fun.
12:05You were right, Bugs.
12:35Fast.
12:36fondo pot.
12:42Fits.
12:43Fits.
12:55Fits.
12:56Fits.
12:57Fits.
13:00Fits.
13:02Fits.
13:04Hello, world. I'm about to make you a whole lot prettier.
13:17Hello, little babies.
13:26Tina, it's Daffy. Meet me at the Sunset Room in an hour. And look good. I do.
13:34I'm looking for my boyfriend. He's a little black duck.
13:42A duck? Oh, well, I wasn't sure what that was. We put him in the way back.
13:56Kind of fancy for lunch. What's the occasion?
13:59Occasion. I'm the occasion.
14:07What happened to you?
14:09I got a beak job. Look. No bump.
14:13You messed up your whole face just to get rid of a stupid bump? You look crazy!
14:19If I look so crazy, how come everyone's staring at me?
14:22Because you look crazy!
14:26Daffy, I liked your old beak.
14:28But my old beak had an imperfection.
14:31And when it comes to my appearance, there can be no imperfections.
14:37Well, it looks like a dog ate your face.
14:40I liked your bump. I like all your imperfections.
14:43Well, not all of them.
14:44Your imperfections are what make you, you. And I like you.
14:49Oh, I get it.
14:52You're jealous because I have this perfect little beak and you have that giant nightmare.
15:00Call Dr. Weisberg!
15:02Come to the conference room and bring the paper airplane.
15:13I give you Murphy and Associates International Paper Airport.
15:22And you are cleared for landing.
15:29Porky, how long did this take you?
15:32Hours.
15:34It's all I've been doing since lunch.
15:36Pretty fun.
15:38I know I said to make work fun.
15:40But you still got to do your work.
15:42What about the Papadopoulos returns?
15:45The Papadopoulos returns.
15:47The Papadopoulos returns.
16:03Wow.
16:05Paper baggage handlers.
16:08Mr. Murphy.
16:09What is this?
16:10It's a paper airport.
16:11Have you seen Porky?
16:13I need the Papadopoulos returns.
16:17This just in.
16:18All flights have been grounded.
16:20Due to snow.
16:26Jingle bells.
16:29You're fired.
16:30Oh, am I fired too?
16:37Lucky for you, I saved your old beat.
16:41Lucky?
16:42It still has the bump.
16:43And is it a little crooked?
16:44Well, good enough.
16:50Sorry about that, Porky.
16:52Don't be sorry.
16:53You've shown me that life's too short to have a job I don't enjoy.
16:57Huh.
16:57That's great.
16:58You've shown me that I can do anything.
17:01I can get any job I want.
17:03Well, I didn't say that.
17:05You've shown me that as long as I'm having fun,
17:07I can be anything I want to be.
17:09I can be the President of the United States.
17:12Porky.
17:12The Porky Pig is going to be President of the United States.
17:19That's nice.
17:20What are you guys doing here?
17:22We used to work here.
17:25You're a dentist too?
17:29Lame.
17:37What?
17:38All I said was I never noticed a bump on his beak before.
17:42I'm just so excited about this new chapter in my life.
17:54Work should be fun.
17:55Life should be fun.
17:57More tea, Diane.
17:58Do you take cream or sugar?
18:05Diane?
18:05Do you take cream or sugar?
18:09Diane?
18:11Diane?
18:12Cream or sugar?
18:14Diane?
18:17Diane?
18:17Well,good.
18:17Yeah, good captured.
18:18I've got an awesome balloon.
18:19'd you bring that experiência to progress?
18:28No!
18:29I'm.
18:30Not good at all.
18:30I don't like it.
18:31No it was made or do you respect?
18:33E typed, my gat, my gat
18:37I know it was lovely.
18:37No!
18:38Oh, good.
18:39Even though you brought exactly the company
18:40trying was distracting.
18:40Do you want to?
18:41Do you want to?
18:42The model of a oggiga?
18:44Did it?
18:44Does it seem like this?
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